Speaker 1: Somebody's boys.
Speaker 2: Please pay. These two boys will save two busters because
Speaker 2: they are and a cereal reviewing cereals?
Speaker 1: Is that going?
Speaker 2: And a cereal taking some nonsense?
Speaker 1: You have a college. When you're taking the cereal.
Speaker 2: You can't do it taking series show shows cereal show.
Speaker 1: You are late No. Eleven five.
Speaker 2: First of all, nobody knows what's going on here. Andrew
Speaker 2: comes it down. Where are you now? You're in some
Speaker 2: room with air conditioning events.
Speaker 1: This is my apartment.
Speaker 2: Oh so, welcome to Serial Killers. It's episode one seventeen.
Speaker 2: Today's Friday. I'm Scotty b. There's Andrew in New Jersey
Speaker 2: and our special guest today because she begged to be
Speaker 2: on the show again, because they just want to make
Speaker 2: fun of me. Is You might have seen her on
Speaker 2: the Rachel Ray Show, maybe featured in the background of
Speaker 2: an Extreme coupone episode. My wife Amy, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Hi, thanks for having me, Dad, Andrew, no problem, not you, Scott.
Speaker 2: There we go go. I'll gotta talk over each other.
Speaker 2: It's gonna take me seven hours to edit and can't wait.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be fun.
Speaker 1: You have twenty years of experience. I would think you'd
Speaker 1: master it by now, I mean you moved to Iowa.
Speaker 1: There was that whole time. You moved to Iowa for
Speaker 1: that whole year, sorry, nine months. So you know, with
Speaker 1: that extensive twenty year career, I would think this would
Speaker 1: just be a second nature to you. But clearly I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: I worked for Western Union in Iowa. Dude, I didn't
Speaker 2: do any radio in Iowa. What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Well, you're still worries always get mixed up. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It really has nothing to do with it.
Speaker 1: You go off on five minutes tangents talking about well,
Speaker 1: when Chips first aired, I was a young boy and
Speaker 1: had a unicycle.
Speaker 2: Cutting this all out, cutting it all out, cutting it
Speaker 2: all out. Now you can't I have to because you're
Speaker 2: so loud and I can't edit it. Man, Amy, you
Speaker 2: keep moving what I'm too loud? No, Amy, so loud locations.
Speaker 2: This is why I don't want to do this, because
Speaker 2: it's so difficult for me. You don't understand. No, but
Speaker 2: you you're you guys are your levels are so different
Speaker 2: and I cannot. I cannot edit it.
Speaker 1: Do you have Apple headphones? Yeah? Yes, Why don't you
Speaker 1: plug those in instead? Those seem to work well.
Speaker 2: So anyway, Andrew, it wasn't a unicycle. It was a
Speaker 2: Chips big wheel. Why don't you like my stories?
Speaker 1: Well, because you are so quick to say that you
Speaker 1: just want this podcast done. We don't understand how much
Speaker 1: editing you do. We just drone on and on. Wait,
Speaker 1: you just talk and then you just get to go
Speaker 1: off on tangents. You get your cereal graveyard, you get
Speaker 1: to talk about Chips, you get to play your seventies
Speaker 1: songs that no one knows but you and a select
Speaker 1: number of listeners. It's that way every time, and the
Speaker 1: minute someone else speaks, you immediately go into like rage.
Speaker 2: I have an idea. Here's what's going to happen with
Speaker 2: this episode. You're going to edit it and I'm going
Speaker 2: to edit it, and we're going to see how they
Speaker 2: turn out. I want to see the difference between the two.
Speaker 2: How about that?
Speaker 1: So I basically have a homework assignment to edit a
Speaker 1: podcast that's already being edited by you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you complain about it constantly. Oh, it's so
Speaker 2: hard for you to edit. You don't understand. Dude, you
Speaker 2: give you no idea? Can we eat?
Speaker 1: I'm ready to eat. You're the one who was talking
Speaker 1: about I have a challenge for you this week. Andy.
Speaker 2: No, but if the listeners, you know that listen constantly,
Speaker 2: will see that you're always berating me, like, oh, it's
Speaker 2: so hard to you don't understand, Like when there's multiple people,
Speaker 2: it's very difficult. Dude. Your eyes just went so high
Speaker 2: they broke the top of my computer. Stop rolling your
Speaker 2: eyes at me, and let's just go take out bag
Speaker 2: number four. Back in twenty sixteen, the original version of
Speaker 2: this cereal came out. I don't know why it went
Speaker 2: away and came back as a different version. Amy, you
Speaker 2: will hate this because it's loaded with sugar. It is
Speaker 2: frosted flakes from Kellogg's with marshmallows.
Speaker 1: See Andrew, Yeah, I'm ready for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. If you remember we've had them in the past, Andrew,
Speaker 2: they were just frosted flakes with little white disks. Those
Speaker 2: were the marshmallows. There were a couple of different ones.
Speaker 2: Fruit Loops had them, apple Jack's had them. They were
Speaker 2: all the same marshmallows. And then those all kind of
Speaker 2: went away. But frosted flakes came back and there's new
Speaker 2: marshmallows in them. This one shaped like Tony and some
Speaker 2: other I don't know what these other shapes are. Oh,
Speaker 2: there's a sporty scarf, a power paw, and a sweet swirl.
Speaker 2: Those are the marshmallows.
Speaker 1: I think I only got power paws. I got a
Speaker 1: red one, I got a swirl, and I got power pause.
Speaker 1: That's about it.
Speaker 2: See now, my kids would probably love this. But Amy,
Speaker 2: I'm sure you've banished them to the kitchen kids.
Speaker 1: Oh, Scott, yes, what Amy's using almond milk my favorite?
Speaker 2: Well, I guess we can allow guests to use whatever
Speaker 2: they use because they don't have to conform, you know,
Speaker 2: to our standards. But Andrew, you and I will always
Speaker 2: use cow's milk, and then we just won't really take
Speaker 2: the guests ratings, you know, to heart, because it wasn't
Speaker 2: real milk, so it skews things. Here we go. Frosted
Speaker 2: flakes with marshmallows twenty twenty addition.
Speaker 1: That's really sweet.
Speaker 2: The marshmallows are great. I do like them. This would
Speaker 2: be a better cereal if it was cornflakes with marshmallows.
Speaker 2: The flakes don't need to be frosted because the marshmallows
Speaker 2: do the frosting for it, so it is very very sweet.
Speaker 1: I give it four bowles. Yep, I almost feel like
Speaker 1: the frosted flakes. I almost called it seasoning coating. The coating. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that word wash is off way faster.
Speaker 2: I can't even tell. Because the marshmallows are so sweet.
Speaker 2: So you're a huge fan of just traditional frosted flakes,
Speaker 2: I know that's a five bowler for you. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: could take or leave frosted flakes. They don't love it,
Speaker 2: don't hate it. I will give this four balls. It's
Speaker 2: overly sweet, but every once in a while it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Amy, what do you think? All Right, they're shocking with
Speaker 1: my rating. Before the pandemic, I would have given it
Speaker 1: two bowls because of the way of my healthy ways
Speaker 1: and YadA, YadA, YadA. But now looking at like a
Speaker 1: little bit differently, I can enjoy the greater things in life.
Speaker 2: And this brings me back to eating very very sweetened.
Speaker 1: Corn flakes aka frosted flakes with the lucky Charms marshmallows.
Speaker 1: So that's what it's all. The other four bowls.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised, really, are you drinking coffee as a little
Speaker 2: uh palate cleanser?
Speaker 1: Maybe coffee with what in it? Cream?
Speaker 2: Oh? Well, I just don't. I don't want the coffee
Speaker 2: to mess up your taste buds.
Speaker 1: No, that's right.
Speaker 2: I also, I see that's great, Andrew. If you remember,
Speaker 2: we did have chocolate frosted flakes with marshmallows a while back.
Speaker 2: That one was good also, but also really sweet, although
Speaker 2: I do prefer that to this. So let's move on
Speaker 2: to baggy number five.
Speaker 1: I don't like the look of it already. This is Kashi,
Speaker 1: isn't it.
Speaker 2: It is from Kashi.
Speaker 1: Yes, I knew it.
Speaker 2: We've done multiple of these already. I mean, these just
Speaker 2: keep coming. I can't stop the gos from coming because
Speaker 2: it just they keep going. I've said it in the past.
Speaker 2: Kashi had a line called Golan. They got rid of
Speaker 2: the Golan, and now it's go Rise, Go Play, Go Sparkle, Flow,
Speaker 2: Go Crush, Go Defy, Go Wander, Go Shine, And this
Speaker 2: is Go Love. It is chocolate Crunch, Kashi Go Love.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: It started as Kashi Golean Chocolate Crunch in twenty seventeen,
Speaker 2: and since they've changed their marketing, it's all go other things. Now.
Speaker 2: We still have two or three more to go, because
Speaker 2: we've done one, two, three, four, We've done We've done.
Speaker 2: I can't even see.
Speaker 1: I think we did Spark. I feel like Spark was
Speaker 1: one we did. I'm not a chocolate person. Oh then
Speaker 1: you are not gonna like the cereal at all. Does
Speaker 1: this have chocolate pieces in it?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean according to the picture on the box,
Speaker 2: it does not. And if you don't have any chocolate
Speaker 2: pieces in your bag, since I gave you a pretty
Speaker 2: big bag, then the answer would be no.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I thought I saw a little Chalco nab.
Speaker 2: That's an ant. There was some crawling around on the
Speaker 2: counter from all the cereal we have, and it must
Speaker 2: have crawled in the bag.
Speaker 1: Oh in the Cereal museum that you keep calling it,
Speaker 1: when it's really just a cesspool of germs and phil.
Speaker 2: It's sad because the promotion, the serial museum promotion has expired.
Speaker 2: There was two for one admission and they all sold
Speaker 2: out on groupon so you know, sorry, but you're gonna
Speaker 2: have to pay full price to see the museum at
Speaker 2: this point.
Speaker 1: Oh God, if we had to get a health rating
Speaker 1: from the New York Board of Health, we'd get like
Speaker 1: a D.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. First of all, there is no D.
Speaker 2: Second all, it is a quite impressive hall of boxes,
Speaker 2: don't you think.
Speaker 1: But there's roaches in the boxes.
Speaker 2: I don't think there are. I heard that roaches can't
Speaker 2: climb up this high. All right, So this one is
Speaker 2: go love from Cashy Chocolate Crunch. They're giant, freaking clusters.
Speaker 2: I feel like you could choke on them if you
Speaker 2: don't chew them up completely. Yeah, got my fat free
Speaker 2: milk because it's all the gas station had.
Speaker 1: I have to say the Cashie varieties, they're almost too
Speaker 1: clustery to the point where they cut your mouth open.
Speaker 2: They're just the machine doesn't break them up well enough.
Speaker 2: Here we go. It's not overly chocolate. It's not bad.
Speaker 1: You guys are like professionals.
Speaker 2: I feel like the milk is going to be good
Speaker 2: in this one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is just a it's a their cereal. Like
Speaker 1: if it's on the counter, you're almost like, oh it's there.
Speaker 2: I would snack on this rather than eat it for breakfast.
Speaker 2: And I also think more cocoa than I do chocolate.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I also just taste the puff. I don't really
Speaker 1: taste anything else.
Speaker 2: Why is there got to be rosemary in here?
Speaker 1: Rosemary?
Speaker 2: I hate rosemary?
Speaker 1: Yes? Could you bring that box home? Because you know
Speaker 1: why why it's somewhat tastes like honey snacks.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what did you not hear me? Or no? No,
Speaker 2: I heard you, but I don't understand what you say.
Speaker 1: It reminds me of honey smacks.
Speaker 2: Okay, did you want me to just bring you home
Speaker 2: a box of honey smacks?
Speaker 1: No? I have a question for you, Amy, Yes, Andrew,
Speaker 1: how does this taste like honey smacks to you? I
Speaker 1: think it's the almond milk.
Speaker 2: And there you go, I choked chicken.
Speaker 1: I will say this tastes like an eggo chocolate chip waffle.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: You need to your middle who keeps getting email alerts.
Speaker 1: That's me. Sorry, I'm shutting it down. Lnnio.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think this ceria tastes like anything except
Speaker 2: this cereal. And I give it three balls because I
Speaker 2: don't love it.
Speaker 1: I actually am bumping it up and giving it three
Speaker 1: bowls and a spoon. Originally was going to give it
Speaker 1: two bowls and a spoon, but once I made the
Speaker 1: chocolate chip eggo waffle connection, I said to myself self,
Speaker 1: it's delicious.
Speaker 2: Amy didn't rate it.
Speaker 1: This is a four bowler yep.
Speaker 2: So four balls from amy on Kashi Golove Chocolate Crunch.
Speaker 2: Now this next one, Andrew, you're not gonna like.
Speaker 1: It because I can already see the dehydrated strawberries.
Speaker 2: Yes, this one does have strawberries in it. And this
Speaker 2: is another one that came from our friend Jamie. She
Speaker 2: sent us that giant box from al d And this
Speaker 2: is one of the last ones. It's a Fit and
Speaker 2: Active brand and it's a giant ripoff of Kellogg's special
Speaker 2: k with red berries. This one is just called Vitality
Speaker 2: Cereal with red berries. Remember we had the other Vitality
Speaker 2: with vanilla and almond. Andrew, don't scrutinize the strawberries, please.
Speaker 1: Oh I hate hate dehydrated fruits. They make my mouth itchy.
Speaker 1: Even with Scott denies it, I have to say, they
Speaker 1: do give you a really big amount of strawberries, like,
Speaker 1: they don't skimp out on it.
Speaker 2: No, well, look at mine, I didn't get any. I
Speaker 2: got one this whole cup.
Speaker 1: I'll give you one of the four that's in mind.
Speaker 2: I think I sent them all to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you wanted me to get it in scratchy throat.
Speaker 1: Oh God, the strawberry is chewy.
Speaker 2: It's supposed to be whim Well, the box says compared
Speaker 2: to special k Redberries, and there's no comparison. This is
Speaker 2: not a good cereal.
Speaker 1: This is absolutely putrid, disgusting. Would throw this in a
Speaker 1: landfill and light the landfill on fire.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's that horrendous, but it's just not good.
Speaker 1: It's like the strawberries are like, they're like sour. It's
Speaker 1: like a sour cereal.
Speaker 2: Well, go ahead and say it's what's your keyword here
Speaker 2: that you always use for dehydrated fruit. What does it
Speaker 2: taste like, Andrew Seltzer? Yeah, it tastes like Seltzer.
Speaker 1: Well this one doesn't. It's like chewy.
Speaker 2: It's strawberry Seltzer even dry.
Speaker 1: This is not a dehydrated fruit. I don't even know
Speaker 1: what this is.
Speaker 2: Well, Amy seem to have been excited for this cereal
Speaker 2: at the beginning. What are your thoughts? Now?
Speaker 1: Very very soggy fruit and the consistency of the flakes
Speaker 1: are like odd in the flavor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the same with the other one. So
Speaker 2: I'm guessing that you know fit and active from Aldi.
Speaker 2: Just crap. They're really not good. Andrew, Uh, here I
Speaker 2: got this for you. It's the cereal inferno.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you Jesus. All right, wait, let me get
Speaker 1: the back. I can't hear. I can't hear the smoldering
Speaker 1: noises over zoom.
Speaker 2: Oh but wait a minute, hold on. If something goes
Speaker 2: into the cereal inferno, that means it's zero. It's nothing.
Speaker 2: We it's it's vimicious. We just want to get rid
Speaker 2: of it. This one is is not a zero bowl cereal.
Speaker 2: It's okay, I'm gonna give it to oh it is
Speaker 2: this is This is a zero.
Speaker 1: The strawberries are chewy like. I can't stress this enough
Speaker 1: to our listeners right now. I tried it, but I
Speaker 1: didn't spit it out. I just find nothing appealing about
Speaker 1: the flakes. The strawberries are chewy, even dehydrated like, they
Speaker 1: don't have like a snap to them that other dehydrated
Speaker 1: fruits have.
Speaker 2: I'll give you that. It's not It's not the same
Speaker 2: as the Kellogg's RedBerry, for sure. I'm gonna dip it
Speaker 2: a little bit, a bowl and a spoon.
Speaker 1: No, and then on top of that, it leaves a
Speaker 1: sour taste in your mouth. It's disgusting.
Speaker 2: It's not disgusting or they wouldn't make it. Somebody likes it,
Speaker 2: you don't care for it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry. Was sour Patch kids Cereal made? Were
Speaker 1: the Cereal Schools Cereals made? So your point is moved
Speaker 1: by the way.
Speaker 2: Somebody emailed me Daisy, I think it was on Twitter
Speaker 2: and said that Cereal School has changed the recipe and
Speaker 2: they're different, and she offered to send us some and
Speaker 2: I said noth thanks, But I mean, if you want
Speaker 2: to try the new recipe.
Speaker 1: I would do it.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Amy. We'll have to do an episode together, Andrew, I'm in.
Speaker 2: Amy's all about keto stuff or gluten free or whatever
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: I think it's gluten free and keto. Maybe they're the
Speaker 1: same things.
Speaker 2: It's everything free.
Speaker 1: Well, I give this zero bowls and it's getting thrown
Speaker 1: in the incinerator.
Speaker 2: Have a nice life, Amy, What was your rating on this?
Speaker 2: A ball? Just a ball? Hey? You know what you
Speaker 2: me a favor? Is there any frosted flakes left there?
Speaker 2: I kind of want the kids to try screw them.
Speaker 2: They'll screw this up, forget it.
Speaker 1: Never mind, you're so nice to your family. I absolutely
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 2: We banished them out of the room because there are
Speaker 2: pains in the asses. But let's see some. You think
Speaker 2: I just want to stay here all day, right, I
Speaker 2: just want to stay here all day. Oh so while
Speaker 2: we wait for Amy to come back. Have you seen that? Andrew?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, put that down? Throwaway? Wait? Do you
Speaker 1: mention extreme couponing in it?
Speaker 2: Yes? And also Elvis Durant in the Morning Show, what
Speaker 2: do you know?
Speaker 1: What do you know?
Speaker 2: But you know what I forgot to mention is the
Speaker 2: Serial Killers podcast?
Speaker 1: So you don't care about this podcast? Now.
Speaker 2: I do care about it, but it just could not
Speaker 2: have come up, although I did have a lot of
Speaker 2: cereal in my closet at the time. Anyway, what we're
Speaker 2: talking about is the article in Newsday that I talked
Speaker 2: about supermarket shopping and savings during the pandemic. Came out today,
Speaker 2: So if you want to go check it out, go
Speaker 2: to newsday dot com and search for it. So I
Speaker 2: see my child in the room one of them. Anyway, Hi, Cooper,
Speaker 2: just for some milk in it?
Speaker 1: What kind of milk does Cooper use?
Speaker 2: Lactaid? So I figured of all three cereals, the most
Speaker 2: sugary kid friendly one is the new frosted Flakes with marshmallows.
Speaker 2: So why don't you give those a try. I'm just
Speaker 2: curious to have a kid's perspective. All right, thumbs up
Speaker 2: really doesn't mean much because this is audio. So come
Speaker 2: on close to the microphone and say what you think. Right,
Speaker 2: it's all right? Like four balls?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Or maybe three? Or what? Do you think it's too sweet?
Speaker 2: Would you prefer it without marshmallows? Oh more? All right,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna let the people at Kellogg's know
Speaker 2: that you want more marshmallows. I give it a four,
Speaker 2: four balls and a spoon, says Cooper, because she loves
Speaker 2: the sweet stuff. Yep, that was very rude, Cooper. I
Speaker 2: saw that frosty flakes.
Speaker 1: Don't you use like actual frosted flakes?
Speaker 2: Yeah? All right, well, thank you very much, Scotty Be
Speaker 2: and Amy girls for stopping by Serial Killers today. Much appreciated.
Speaker 2: We'll not be bringing this box home for you because
Speaker 2: I'm sending it to Andrew.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, I'll take it. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening to Serial Killers. This has been episode
Speaker 2: one seventeen, and just so you know, as you're listening
Speaker 2: to this, it took me around seventeen hours to edit
Speaker 2: this episode because it's so long and obnoxious. But I
Speaker 2: got it done and it sounds awesome, doesn't it. Everyone's
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Speaker 1: Coy's phone is ringing.
Speaker 2: Not mine. Oh it's a landline phone. That's not even
Speaker 2: a millennial phone.
Speaker 1: Should I answer it?
Speaker 2: No, that's a Gen X phone that's ringing. So thank
Speaker 2: you for listening to Serial Killers Andrew tell them what
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 1: Make sure you like and subscribe wherever you're listening to
Speaker 1: the podcast. Leave us a review. Heck, if you give
Speaker 1: us three stars, you know what, don't we like five stars?
Speaker 1: But we'll take anything at this point. Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2: Can't give us seven stars, but thanks for the effort.
Speaker 2: So we'll see you on Monday. Have a great weekend, Amy,
Speaker 2: my wife, thank you very much for stopping by this episode.
Speaker 2: You're always a sweetheart.
Speaker 1: I love you. Guys.
Speaker 2: Ah had those grape nuts coming, you know? I bought
Speaker 2: you multiple boxes and they're all just sitting in the basement.
Speaker 2: Remember last time you were on with us. You love
Speaker 2: grape nuts five balls? Oh it's my favorite. Then you
Speaker 2: haven't eaten them in months.
Speaker 1: We have to start breaking those back out. It's summertime.
Speaker 2: Okay, I got you. I don't understand, but I got it.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening. Let's get out of here. So say
Speaker 2: it everyone, all right, I'm missing Governor Cuomo's briefing. I
Speaker 2: gotta go.
Speaker 1: Good luck and God, bless God a lot to me.
Speaker 1: I got up at seven o'clock this morning.
Speaker 2: Wait what we recorded this at eleven. What did you
Speaker 2: get up at seven?
Speaker 1: Four? Because I thought this was going to be a
Speaker 1: video podcast, So wait, it.
Speaker 2: Took you four hours to put on makeup.
Speaker 1: I haven't put makeup on since March twelve.
Speaker 2: That's my wife.