WEBVTT - Go Love Tony’s Re-Boot

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody's boys.

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<v Speaker 2>Please pay. These two boys will save two busters because

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<v Speaker 2>they are and a cereal reviewing cereals?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that going?

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<v Speaker 2>And a cereal taking some nonsense?

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<v Speaker 1>You have a college. When you're taking the cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't do it taking series show shows cereal show.

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<v Speaker 1>You are late No. Eleven five.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, nobody knows what's going on here. Andrew

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<v Speaker 2>comes it down. Where are you now? You're in some

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<v Speaker 2>room with air conditioning events.

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<v Speaker 1>This is my apartment.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so, welcome to Serial Killers. It's episode one seventeen.

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<v Speaker 2>Today's Friday. I'm Scotty b. There's Andrew in New Jersey

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<v Speaker 2>and our special guest today because she begged to be

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<v Speaker 2>on the show again, because they just want to make

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<v Speaker 2>fun of me. Is You might have seen her on

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<v Speaker 2>the Rachel Ray Show, maybe featured in the background of

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<v Speaker 2>an Extreme coupone episode. My wife Amy, Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, thanks for having me, Dad, Andrew, no problem, not you, Scott.

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<v Speaker 2>There we go go. I'll gotta talk over each other.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna take me seven hours to edit and can't wait.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be fun.

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<v Speaker 1>You have twenty years of experience. I would think you'd

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<v Speaker 1>master it by now, I mean you moved to Iowa.

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<v Speaker 1>There was that whole time. You moved to Iowa for

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<v Speaker 1>that whole year, sorry, nine months. So you know, with

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<v Speaker 1>that extensive twenty year career, I would think this would

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<v Speaker 1>just be a second nature to you. But clearly I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I worked for Western Union in Iowa. Dude, I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>do any radio in Iowa. What are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you're still worries always get mixed up. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It really has nothing to do with it.

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<v Speaker 1>You go off on five minutes tangents talking about well,

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<v Speaker 1>when Chips first aired, I was a young boy and

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<v Speaker 1>had a unicycle.

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<v Speaker 2>Cutting this all out, cutting it all out, cutting it

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<v Speaker 2>all out. Now you can't I have to because you're

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<v Speaker 2>so loud and I can't edit it. Man, Amy, you

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<v Speaker 2>keep moving what I'm too loud? No, Amy, so loud locations.

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<v Speaker 2>This is why I don't want to do this, because

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<v Speaker 2>it's so difficult for me. You don't understand. No, but

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<v Speaker 2>you you're you guys are your levels are so different

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<v Speaker 2>and I cannot. I cannot edit it.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have Apple headphones? Yeah? Yes, Why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>plug those in instead? Those seem to work well.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, Andrew, it wasn't a unicycle. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>Chips big wheel. Why don't you like my stories?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, because you are so quick to say that you

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<v Speaker 1>just want this podcast done. We don't understand how much

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<v Speaker 1>editing you do. We just drone on and on. Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>you just talk and then you just get to go

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<v Speaker 1>off on tangents. You get your cereal graveyard, you get

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<v Speaker 1>to talk about Chips, you get to play your seventies

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<v Speaker 1>songs that no one knows but you and a select

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<v Speaker 1>number of listeners. It's that way every time, and the

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<v Speaker 1>minute someone else speaks, you immediately go into like rage.

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<v Speaker 2>I have an idea. Here's what's going to happen with

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<v Speaker 2>this episode. You're going to edit it and I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to edit it, and we're going to see how they

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<v Speaker 2>turn out. I want to see the difference between the two.

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<v Speaker 2>How about that?

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<v Speaker 1>So I basically have a homework assignment to edit a

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<v Speaker 1>podcast that's already being edited by you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because you complain about it constantly. Oh, it's so

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<v Speaker 2>hard for you to edit. You don't understand. Dude, you

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<v Speaker 2>give you no idea? Can we eat?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to eat. You're the one who was talking

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<v Speaker 1>about I have a challenge for you this week. Andy.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but if the listeners, you know that listen constantly,

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<v Speaker 2>will see that you're always berating me, like, oh, it's

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<v Speaker 2>so hard to you don't understand, Like when there's multiple people,

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<v Speaker 2>it's very difficult. Dude. Your eyes just went so high

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<v Speaker 2>they broke the top of my computer. Stop rolling your

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<v Speaker 2>eyes at me, and let's just go take out bag

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<v Speaker 2>number four. Back in twenty sixteen, the original version of

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<v Speaker 2>this cereal came out. I don't know why it went

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<v Speaker 2>away and came back as a different version. Amy, you

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<v Speaker 2>will hate this because it's loaded with sugar. It is

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<v Speaker 2>frosted flakes from Kellogg's with marshmallows.

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<v Speaker 1>See Andrew, Yeah, I'm ready for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. If you remember we've had them in the past, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 2>they were just frosted flakes with little white disks. Those

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<v Speaker 2>were the marshmallows. There were a couple of different ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Fruit Loops had them, apple Jack's had them. They were

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<v Speaker 2>all the same marshmallows. And then those all kind of

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<v Speaker 2>went away. But frosted flakes came back and there's new

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<v Speaker 2>marshmallows in them. This one shaped like Tony and some

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<v Speaker 2>other I don't know what these other shapes are. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a sporty scarf, a power paw, and a sweet swirl.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are the marshmallows.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I only got power paws. I got a

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<v Speaker 1>red one, I got a swirl, and I got power pause.

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<v Speaker 1>That's about it.

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<v Speaker 2>See now, my kids would probably love this. But Amy,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure you've banished them to the kitchen kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Scott, yes, what Amy's using almond milk my favorite?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess we can allow guests to use whatever

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<v Speaker 2>they use because they don't have to conform, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>to our standards. But Andrew, you and I will always

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<v Speaker 2>use cow's milk, and then we just won't really take

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<v Speaker 2>the guests ratings, you know, to heart, because it wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>real milk, so it skews things. Here we go. Frosted

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<v Speaker 2>flakes with marshmallows twenty twenty addition.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>The marshmallows are great. I do like them. This would

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<v Speaker 2>be a better cereal if it was cornflakes with marshmallows.

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<v Speaker 2>The flakes don't need to be frosted because the marshmallows

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<v Speaker 2>do the frosting for it, so it is very very sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>I give it four bowles. Yep, I almost feel like

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<v Speaker 1>the frosted flakes. I almost called it seasoning coating. The coating. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that word wash is off way faster.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even tell. Because the marshmallows are so sweet.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're a huge fan of just traditional frosted flakes,

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<v Speaker 2>I know that's a five bowler for you. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>could take or leave frosted flakes. They don't love it,

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<v Speaker 2>don't hate it. I will give this four balls. It's

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<v Speaker 2>overly sweet, but every once in a while it's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>Amy, what do you think? All Right, they're shocking with

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<v Speaker 1>my rating. Before the pandemic, I would have given it

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<v Speaker 1>two bowls because of the way of my healthy ways

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<v Speaker 1>and YadA, YadA, YadA. But now looking at like a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit differently, I can enjoy the greater things in life.

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<v Speaker 2>And this brings me back to eating very very sweetened.

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<v Speaker 1>Corn flakes aka frosted flakes with the lucky Charms marshmallows.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's what it's all. The other four bowls.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm surprised, really, are you drinking coffee as a little

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<v Speaker 2>uh palate cleanser?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe coffee with what in it? Cream?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Well, I just don't. I don't want the coffee

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<v Speaker 2>to mess up your taste buds.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>I also, I see that's great, Andrew. If you remember,

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<v Speaker 2>we did have chocolate frosted flakes with marshmallows a while back.

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<v Speaker 2>That one was good also, but also really sweet, although

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<v Speaker 2>I do prefer that to this. So let's move on

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<v Speaker 2>to baggy number five.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like the look of it already. This is Kashi,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>It is from Kashi.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I knew it.

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<v Speaker 2>We've done multiple of these already. I mean, these just

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<v Speaker 2>keep coming. I can't stop the gos from coming because

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<v Speaker 2>it just they keep going. I've said it in the past.

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<v Speaker 2>Kashi had a line called Golan. They got rid of

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<v Speaker 2>the Golan, and now it's go Rise, Go Play, Go Sparkle, Flow,

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<v Speaker 2>Go Crush, Go Defy, Go Wander, Go Shine, And this

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<v Speaker 2>is Go Love. It is chocolate Crunch, Kashi Go Love.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>It started as Kashi Golean Chocolate Crunch in twenty seventeen,

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<v Speaker 2>and since they've changed their marketing, it's all go other things. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>We still have two or three more to go, because

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<v Speaker 2>we've done one, two, three, four, We've done We've done.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even see.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we did Spark. I feel like Spark was

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<v Speaker 1>one we did. I'm not a chocolate person. Oh then

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<v Speaker 1>you are not gonna like the cereal at all. Does

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<v Speaker 1>this have chocolate pieces in it?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean according to the picture on the box,

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<v Speaker 2>it does not. And if you don't have any chocolate

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<v Speaker 2>pieces in your bag, since I gave you a pretty

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<v Speaker 2>big bag, then the answer would be no.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, I thought I saw a little Chalco nab.

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<v Speaker 2>That's an ant. There was some crawling around on the

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<v Speaker 2>counter from all the cereal we have, and it must

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<v Speaker 2>have crawled in the bag.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh in the Cereal museum that you keep calling it,

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<v Speaker 1>when it's really just a cesspool of germs and phil.

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<v Speaker 2>It's sad because the promotion, the serial museum promotion has expired.

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<v Speaker 2>There was two for one admission and they all sold

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<v Speaker 2>out on groupon so you know, sorry, but you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to pay full price to see the museum at

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<v Speaker 2>this point.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, if we had to get a health rating

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<v Speaker 1>from the New York Board of Health, we'd get like

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<v Speaker 1>a D.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. First of all, there is no D.

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<v Speaker 2>Second all, it is a quite impressive hall of boxes,

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<v Speaker 2>don't you think.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's roaches in the boxes.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think there are. I heard that roaches can't

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<v Speaker 2>climb up this high. All right, So this one is

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<v Speaker 2>go love from Cashy Chocolate Crunch. They're giant, freaking clusters.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like you could choke on them if you

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<v Speaker 2>don't chew them up completely. Yeah, got my fat free

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<v Speaker 2>milk because it's all the gas station had.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to say the Cashie varieties, they're almost too

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<v Speaker 1>clustery to the point where they cut your mouth open.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just the machine doesn't break them up well enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go. It's not overly chocolate. It's not bad.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are like professionals.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like the milk is going to be good

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<v Speaker 2>in this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is just a it's a their cereal. Like

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<v Speaker 1>if it's on the counter, you're almost like, oh it's there.

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<v Speaker 2>I would snack on this rather than eat it for breakfast.

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<v Speaker 2>And I also think more cocoa than I do chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I also just taste the puff. I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>taste anything else.

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<v Speaker 2>Why is there got to be rosemary in here?

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<v Speaker 1>Rosemary?

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<v Speaker 2>I hate rosemary?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Could you bring that box home? Because you know

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<v Speaker 1>why why it's somewhat tastes like honey snacks.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, what did you not hear me? Or no? No,

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<v Speaker 2>I heard you, but I don't understand what you say.

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<v Speaker 1>It reminds me of honey smacks.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, did you want me to just bring you home

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<v Speaker 2>a box of honey smacks?

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<v Speaker 1>No? I have a question for you, Amy, Yes, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>how does this taste like honey smacks to you? I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's the almond milk.

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<v Speaker 2>And there you go, I choked chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say this tastes like an eggo chocolate chip waffle.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>You need to your middle who keeps getting email alerts.

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<v Speaker 1>That's me. Sorry, I'm shutting it down. Lnnio.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I don't think this ceria tastes like anything except

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<v Speaker 2>this cereal. And I give it three balls because I

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<v Speaker 2>don't love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually am bumping it up and giving it three

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<v Speaker 1>bowls and a spoon. Originally was going to give it

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<v Speaker 1>two bowls and a spoon, but once I made the

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<v Speaker 1>chocolate chip eggo waffle connection, I said to myself self,

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<v Speaker 1>it's delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>Amy didn't rate it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a four bowler yep.

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<v Speaker 2>So four balls from amy on Kashi Golove Chocolate Crunch.

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<v Speaker 2>Now this next one, Andrew, you're not gonna like.

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<v Speaker 1>It because I can already see the dehydrated strawberries.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, this one does have strawberries in it. And this

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<v Speaker 2>is another one that came from our friend Jamie. She

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<v Speaker 2>sent us that giant box from al d And this

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<v Speaker 2>is one of the last ones. It's a Fit and

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<v Speaker 2>Active brand and it's a giant ripoff of Kellogg's special

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<v Speaker 2>k with red berries. This one is just called Vitality

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<v Speaker 2>Cereal with red berries. Remember we had the other Vitality

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<v Speaker 2>with vanilla and almond. Andrew, don't scrutinize the strawberries, please.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I hate hate dehydrated fruits. They make my mouth itchy.

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<v Speaker 1>Even with Scott denies it, I have to say, they

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<v Speaker 1>do give you a really big amount of strawberries, like,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't skimp out on it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, well, look at mine, I didn't get any. I

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<v Speaker 2>got one this whole cup.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll give you one of the four that's in mind.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I sent them all to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you wanted me to get it in scratchy throat.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, the strawberry is chewy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's supposed to be whim Well, the box says compared

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<v Speaker 2>to special k Redberries, and there's no comparison. This is

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<v Speaker 2>not a good cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>This is absolutely putrid, disgusting. Would throw this in a

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<v Speaker 1>landfill and light the landfill on fire.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's that horrendous, but it's just not good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the strawberries are like, they're like sour. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like a sour cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, go ahead and say it's what's your keyword here

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<v Speaker 2>that you always use for dehydrated fruit. What does it

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<v Speaker 2>taste like, Andrew Seltzer? Yeah, it tastes like Seltzer.

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<v Speaker 1>Well this one doesn't. It's like chewy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's strawberry Seltzer even dry.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not a dehydrated fruit. I don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>what this is.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Amy seem to have been excited for this cereal

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<v Speaker 2>at the beginning. What are your thoughts? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Very very soggy fruit and the consistency of the flakes

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<v Speaker 1>are like odd in the flavor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was the same with the other one. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm guessing that you know fit and active from Aldi.

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<v Speaker 2>Just crap. They're really not good. Andrew, Uh, here I

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<v Speaker 2>got this for you. It's the cereal inferno.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, thank you Jesus. All right, wait, let me get

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<v Speaker 1>the back. I can't hear. I can't hear the smoldering

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<v Speaker 1>noises over zoom.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh but wait a minute, hold on. If something goes

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<v Speaker 2>into the cereal inferno, that means it's zero. It's nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>We it's it's vimicious. We just want to get rid

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<v Speaker 2>of it. This one is is not a zero bowl cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay, I'm gonna give it to oh it is

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<v Speaker 2>this is This is a zero.

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<v Speaker 1>The strawberries are chewy like. I can't stress this enough

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<v Speaker 1>to our listeners right now. I tried it, but I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't spit it out. I just find nothing appealing about

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<v Speaker 1>the flakes. The strawberries are chewy, even dehydrated like, they

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<v Speaker 1>don't have like a snap to them that other dehydrated

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<v Speaker 1>fruits have.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give you that. It's not It's not the same

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<v Speaker 2>as the Kellogg's RedBerry, for sure. I'm gonna dip it

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit, a bowl and a spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>No, and then on top of that, it leaves a

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<v Speaker 1>sour taste in your mouth. It's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not disgusting or they wouldn't make it. Somebody likes it,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't care for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm sorry. Was sour Patch kids Cereal made? Were

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<v Speaker 1>the Cereal Schools Cereals made? So your point is moved

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<v Speaker 1>by the way.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody emailed me Daisy, I think it was on Twitter

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<v Speaker 2>and said that Cereal School has changed the recipe and

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<v Speaker 2>they're different, and she offered to send us some and

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<v Speaker 2>I said noth thanks, But I mean, if you want

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<v Speaker 2>to try the new recipe.

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<v Speaker 1>I would do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Amy. We'll have to do an episode together, Andrew, I'm in.

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<v Speaker 2>Amy's all about keto stuff or gluten free or whatever

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<v Speaker 2>it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's gluten free and keto. Maybe they're the

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<v Speaker 1>same things.

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<v Speaker 2>It's everything free.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I give this zero bowls and it's getting thrown

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<v Speaker 1>in the incinerator.

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<v Speaker 2>Have a nice life, Amy, What was your rating on this?

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<v Speaker 2>A ball? Just a ball? Hey? You know what you

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<v Speaker 2>me a favor? Is there any frosted flakes left there?

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of want the kids to try screw them.

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<v Speaker 2>They'll screw this up, forget it.

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<v Speaker 1>Never mind, you're so nice to your family. I absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>We banished them out of the room because there are

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<v Speaker 2>pains in the asses. But let's see some. You think

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to stay here all day, right, I

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<v Speaker 2>just want to stay here all day. Oh so while

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<v Speaker 2>we wait for Amy to come back. Have you seen that? Andrew?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, put that down? Throwaway? Wait? Do you

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<v Speaker 1>mention extreme couponing in it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? And also Elvis Durant in the Morning Show, what

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<v Speaker 2>do you know?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>But you know what I forgot to mention is the

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<v Speaker 2>Serial Killers podcast?

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<v Speaker 1>So you don't care about this podcast? Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I do care about it, but it just could not

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<v Speaker 2>have come up, although I did have a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>cereal in my closet at the time. Anyway, what we're

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<v Speaker 2>talking about is the article in Newsday that I talked

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<v Speaker 2>about supermarket shopping and savings during the pandemic. Came out today,

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<v Speaker 2>So if you want to go check it out, go

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<v Speaker 2>to newsday dot com and search for it. So I

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<v Speaker 2>see my child in the room one of them. Anyway, Hi, Cooper,

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<v Speaker 2>just for some milk in it?

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of milk does Cooper use?

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<v Speaker 2>Lactaid? So I figured of all three cereals, the most

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<v Speaker 2>sugary kid friendly one is the new frosted Flakes with marshmallows.

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<v Speaker 2>So why don't you give those a try. I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>curious to have a kid's perspective. All right, thumbs up

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<v Speaker 2>really doesn't mean much because this is audio. So come

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<v Speaker 2>on close to the microphone and say what you think. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>it's all right? Like four balls?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Or maybe three? Or what? Do you think it's too sweet?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you prefer it without marshmallows? Oh more? All right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'm gonna let the people at Kellogg's know

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<v Speaker 2>that you want more marshmallows. I give it a four,

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<v Speaker 2>four balls and a spoon, says Cooper, because she loves

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<v Speaker 2>the sweet stuff. Yep, that was very rude, Cooper. I

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<v Speaker 2>saw that frosty flakes.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you use like actual frosted flakes?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? All right, well, thank you very much, Scotty Be

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<v Speaker 2>and Amy girls for stopping by Serial Killers today. Much appreciated.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll not be bringing this box home for you because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sending it to Andrew.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I mean, I'll take it. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for listening to Serial Killers. This has been episode

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<v Speaker 2>one seventeen, and just so you know, as you're listening

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<v Speaker 2>to this, it took me around seventeen hours to edit

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<v Speaker 2>this episode because it's so long and obnoxious. But I

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<v Speaker 2>got it done and it sounds awesome, doesn't it. Everyone's

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<v Speaker 1>Coy's phone is ringing.

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<v Speaker 2>Not mine. Oh it's a landline phone. That's not even

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<v Speaker 2>a millennial phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Should I answer it?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's a Gen X phone that's ringing. So thank

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<v Speaker 2>you for listening to Serial Killers Andrew tell them what

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<v Speaker 2>to do.

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<v Speaker 1>us three stars, you know what, don't we like five stars?

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<v Speaker 1>But we'll take anything at this point. Okay, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't give us seven stars, but thanks for the effort.

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<v Speaker 2>So we'll see you on Monday. Have a great weekend, Amy,

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<v Speaker 2>my wife, thank you very much for stopping by this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>You're always a sweetheart.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you. Guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah had those grape nuts coming, you know? I bought

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<v Speaker 2>you multiple boxes and they're all just sitting in the basement.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember last time you were on with us. You love

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<v Speaker 2>grape nuts five balls? Oh it's my favorite. Then you

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<v Speaker 2>haven't eaten them in months.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to start breaking those back out. It's summertime.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I got you. I don't understand, but I got it.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for listening. Let's get out of here. So say

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<v Speaker 2>it everyone, all right, I'm missing Governor Cuomo's briefing. I

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<v Speaker 2>gotta go.

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<v Speaker 1>Good luck and God, bless God a lot to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I got up at seven o'clock this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait what we recorded this at eleven. What did you

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<v Speaker 2>get up at seven?

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<v Speaker 1>Four? Because I thought this was going to be a

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<v Speaker 1>video podcast, So wait, it.

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<v Speaker 2>Took you four hours to put on makeup.

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't put makeup on since March twelve.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my wife.