Speaker 1: Get into it.
Speaker 2: I clapped in, I clapp.
Speaker 3: Hi hi.
Speaker 4: True.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're both wearing stripes.
Speaker 2: Oh, we didn't even do this on purpose.
Speaker 1: We got dressed separately. We usually got dressed in the
Speaker 1: same room.
Speaker 2: Guys, if I'm low energy today and you got me
Speaker 2: fucking sick and.
Speaker 1: I'm still a little sick, my throat is I need
Speaker 1: some throat coke from my king if you know.
Speaker 2: What I coke from the goat.
Speaker 1: I got really sick and then I got drew sick,
Speaker 1: and it's just like done. Something about me is like,
Speaker 1: I am a very I share.
Speaker 2: You're a giver.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a giver.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you spread illnesses, So.
Speaker 1: Take it like a taker.
Speaker 2: Because baby, yeah, my jacket is inside out. But I
Speaker 2: am too.
Speaker 1: I get like that. I was gonna say it's it's
Speaker 1: a vibe. It's a vibe.
Speaker 2: I'm too lazy to flip it the right way out
Speaker 2: because any movements I make hurt my entire body. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's a vibe, But I just wanted to start this
Speaker 2: video off by saying that we need to bring back
Speaker 2: Oh wait, welcome to this episode of We haven't been
Speaker 2: doing that recently. But there's a few memes that I
Speaker 2: think we need to bring back.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's hear it.
Speaker 2: So first, Damn Daniel we really need to Damn Daniel boy.
Speaker 3: Boy.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's the other ones?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Damn Daniel boy like I'm with the boys,
Speaker 2: but bo I, oh yeah, yeah, I think that's like
Speaker 2: a few.
Speaker 1: So you kind of just want like guy culture to
Speaker 1: come back. Well, we really don't have this regular guy culture.
Speaker 1: Just regular guy means Well, last night I had a moment.
Speaker 1: I had a moment happened to me. So I feel
Speaker 1: like obviously everybody watching can understand this feeling of like
Speaker 1: TikTok's comment section is just it's like the being mean competition,
Speaker 1: but like being mean in a humorous way competition, and
Speaker 1: usually we can all laugh at it because it's like,
Speaker 1: that's got nothing to do with me. This is just
Speaker 1: about the person in the video.
Speaker 2: I was fucking me over recently.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a common about myself and it made
Speaker 1: me laugh and I was like, that's a crazy comment
Speaker 1: to make, and like I had fully disassociated because me
Speaker 1: and Drew at this point, I feel like I won't
Speaker 1: speak for Drew, but I'm so like my brain it
Speaker 1: doesn't mean anything to see myself on my phone. At
Speaker 1: this point, I'm just like, ah, like I interact with
Speaker 1: it like it's a random person. It's really weird. And
Speaker 1: I was doing that with this video because I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we're so funny and it's us talking
Speaker 1: about the pies. I need to show this to you
Speaker 1: in the way, like I wanted to post this so
Speaker 1: bad last night, so we'll put it on the screen.
Speaker 2: Six feet unders.
Speaker 1: But I am so it's a video of me talking
Speaker 1: about how I don't like pies. And I never go
Speaker 1: through comments. I usually i'll open comments on videos of
Speaker 1: us and look the top three, and the second I
Speaker 1: see one, even with a negative.
Speaker 2: Like it doesn't even have to be negative, Aura, But
Speaker 2: I'm out of there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just I'm leaving. I don't want to see
Speaker 1: what anybody has to say about me. If it's negative,
Speaker 1: it's just not useful for me. But I was going
Speaker 1: through the comments of this because all the comments were funny.
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, this is awesome. We're all laughing together.
Speaker 1: Someone said, of course she didn't grow up on pies
Speaker 1: bur What where's her mama at? And somebody replied six
Speaker 1: feet under sounds disgusting, but I am like so anti
Speaker 1: pie and fruits being mingled.
Speaker 4: With that's fucking crazy. That is crazy.
Speaker 1: You give a pitche a inch and they will take
Speaker 1: a mile.
Speaker 2: They will run a fucking mile with that.
Speaker 1: I was so disconnected from watching that that I was like,
Speaker 1: I was just really high sending on the couch. I
Speaker 1: was like, like, just like laughing at my phone. I
Speaker 1: was like, they ate her up. It's just me talking
Speaker 1: about not liking pies. Like all I said was I
Speaker 1: don't fuck with pies. Somebody had to mom, where.
Speaker 2: Your mama at?
Speaker 1: But your mom?
Speaker 2: Dad? Where your mama at?
Speaker 1: Your mama is so ugly? She dead?
Speaker 2: Where your mama at six feet under? No? Where your
Speaker 2: mom at?
Speaker 1: Where's your mother at?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: My brother?
Speaker 1: Oh, where's your brother? Sorry? I'm like so awfully.
Speaker 2: Speaking of comment sections, So Jacob Elordi grew out a
Speaker 2: beard and grew out his hair a little bit, And
Speaker 2: I mean, we can all agree like he doesn't look
Speaker 2: that good, but we all know it's for a role
Speaker 2: and he's not doing it by choice at least I
Speaker 2: fucking hope.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, because I don't think he looks
Speaker 1: that bad. He just looks like he's just a guy.
Speaker 1: But I also I'm not like he just looks normal.
Speaker 2: He just he just looks like a normal guy. And
Speaker 2: then when he's like cleaned up, he's like hot Australian guy.
Speaker 2: Is he Australian or British? He? I mean like you
Speaker 2: literally every British person is Australian, and I would believe
Speaker 2: you in every Australian.
Speaker 1: Same thing with like New Zealand, it's like you all, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all the same.
Speaker 2: It all sounds kind of Irish. But I saw videos
Speaker 2: of him and I kept getting tagged in videos of it,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh hah, I like people think
Speaker 2: that I would find this funny, Like that's so funny.
Speaker 2: And then I started like the wheels of my brain
Speaker 2: started turning, and then I went to I was scrolling
Speaker 2: down and then in Mills video came up of him
Speaker 2: talking about Jacob Alordie and literally everyone was like unanimously
Speaker 2: like he's ugly. Why did he do this? I can't
Speaker 2: believe he's done this. Like I feel like I've been shot.
Speaker 2: This is my nine to eleven, Like da da da
Speaker 2: da da da da da da bitch? Why did a
Speaker 2: comment with like fifteen thousand likes on in Mills videos say, wait,
Speaker 2: I thought this was Drew Phillips. So when I say
Speaker 2: Jacob Alordi is my twin, y'all want to say, haha,
Speaker 2: no it's not. But when Jacob Alordi is ugly, he's
Speaker 2: my fucking wow, y'all are crazy? Is crazy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You guys forget where people?
Speaker 2: Yeah we're people? Yeah, but no, I just thought that
Speaker 2: was like so fucking funny that, like, the one time
Speaker 2: someone hot gets compared to me, it's Jacob Alordy, ugly,
Speaker 2: Jacob Alordi with a beard, And I'm curious if he
Speaker 2: thought he's if he thought he looked good. I feel
Speaker 2: really bad for him because I know the pain.
Speaker 1: I know the pain of feeling sexy and hearing the
Speaker 1: opposite intent. The thing is like a lot of us
Speaker 1: should just shut up, like, let's guys, let's just stop, Like,
Speaker 1: let's stop.
Speaker 2: Except for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we no, no, no, you you shut up?
Speaker 1: Oh you shut up?
Speaker 2: No, you shut up? Where your mom at? Where are
Speaker 2: your mama at?
Speaker 1: But yeah, Also, I've decided that I hate Fortnite, and
Speaker 1: Fortnite has been corrupted by Disney and Disney's evil, although
Speaker 1: I still really fuck with like a Disneyland vibe. It
Speaker 1: is fucking you have a bloody nose for me?
Speaker 2: You hit me? Yeah we did. You know, if you
Speaker 2: have a bloody nose, like your knee jerk reaction is
Speaker 2: to tilt your head back and like do this. But
Speaker 2: that's actually like the worst thing you can possibly do,
Speaker 2: because all of the blood is just going straight down
Speaker 2: your throat and into your stomach and making you super nauseous,
Speaker 2: and some people will literally just throw up a bunch
Speaker 2: of blood. So you're supposed to like tilt your head
Speaker 2: back just a little bit, so it's not like going
Speaker 2: all over your fucking face pinch and then put like
Speaker 2: gauz or tampon or whatever the fuck inside your nose.
Speaker 1: I've never had a bloody nose, and I really want
Speaker 1: a bloody nose. They're so chee like, they're so kind,
Speaker 1: Like a bloody nose will just always be, but not
Speaker 1: for the reasons like a lot of people think like
Speaker 1: all negative, nasty, nasty, nasty nasty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like but just like getting like a dry nose,
Speaker 2: yeah kind of che like. It's like, yeah, I've been
Speaker 2: in a dry climate, like.
Speaker 1: But I guess yeah, it's just so say it with
Speaker 1: too much crazy shit. So like if I got a
Speaker 1: bloody nose, my like immediate reaction would be to take
Speaker 1: a picture and post it. But then everybody would be like,
Speaker 1: she's doing coke.
Speaker 2: Ho, the devil could be the devil. Cocaine is the devil.
Speaker 2: And if you do cocaine and you're listening to this
Speaker 2: high on cocaine, babe, I'm talking to you.
Speaker 1: Stop stop a stop a stop.
Speaker 2: But what were you saying though a whole lot of nothing,
Speaker 2: there was something you were saying.
Speaker 1: Though, Oh Fortnite bruh Okay, Fortnite is trying to monopolize
Speaker 1: the gaming industry. They are trying to become the new scheme,
Speaker 1: like they want to just be like if you look
Speaker 1: at for.
Speaker 2: They're really just trying to be roadblocks. Yeah, Roadblocks is
Speaker 2: like a trillion dollar company.
Speaker 1: Oh no, one hundred per because now their logo on
Speaker 1: Fortnite is like all these like uh screenshots are just
Speaker 1: like showing all the different games you can play in Fortnite,
Speaker 1: Like you can do og you could do Lego build,
Speaker 1: you could do like the Hunter thing like this this
Speaker 1: is that ho, shut the fuck up, like, reject modernity,
Speaker 1: embrace tradition, go back to just being a first person
Speaker 1: or whatever third person shooter game. That's all you have
Speaker 1: to be. Get that lego shit out of my fucking face.
Speaker 1: Stop trying to sell me fucking sneakers for now, even
Speaker 1: trying to sell me everything. Everything is like a money
Speaker 1: move for Fortnite, and I just don't like it. Like
Speaker 1: once a company starts to think I'm dumb enough to
Speaker 1: fall into it, that's where I stop it. But I
Speaker 1: will say, with all that being said, gad buy the
Speaker 1: hot to go email.
Speaker 2: Also, the foam posits are kind of fire like it is.
Speaker 1: But I'm like why seriously, Like I'm buying shoes now.
Speaker 1: Consumption has gone so crazy and I'm buying shoes.
Speaker 2: It's literally they're not tokens. It's like really really.
Speaker 1: Shocking, So dark ye will be buying.
Speaker 2: The Fortnite's fall off like really like in the last
Speaker 2: like two weeks needs to be studied, cause like I
Speaker 2: swear to God and no one gives a fuck about
Speaker 2: that game right now, and like they need to do
Speaker 2: something very drastic to bring it back, because there was
Speaker 2: like a month where it was fucking fun and then
Speaker 2: they started adding all this weird flying bullshit that no
Speaker 2: one fucking wants. No one wants to fly a fucking
Speaker 2: round in Fortnite. God damn it, no one fucking wants
Speaker 2: to fly on a jet pack with the fucking century
Speaker 2: gun that shoots everybody for you. That is so fucking pointless.
Speaker 2: Like I want boots on ground, boots down.
Speaker 1: Hello, boots down on the ground, and.
Speaker 2: A gold scar like hello, That's literally all I want
Speaker 2: and that's all we need, and like all this flying
Speaker 2: bullshit like now there's inder pearls in Fortnite, apparent ender pearls.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is that?
Speaker 2: Like, you know minecraft, inder pearls, Like you can throw
Speaker 2: a thing two inner meters like.
Speaker 1: No, okay, like no, no, we need to relo back.
Speaker 1: And also I don't know why my brain is going here,
Speaker 1: but it's like there are some things that when the
Speaker 1: marketing is that crazy and they're going that insane, I'm
Speaker 1: like fuck that. But then once I step in, I understand,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, honestly, you go and do whatever you
Speaker 1: want with marketing, because that's how I feel about Wicked. Wicked,
Speaker 1: Like I'm not a theater kid, I'm not somebody who
Speaker 1: likes musicals. I'm always like ill like musicals. Whinny like
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah blah, Wicked got my heart, Wicked
Speaker 1: Fortnight is trying to do what Wicked did with their campaign.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna do it, and I'm done with Fournite.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck about the musical Wicked. But
Speaker 2: after seeing the movie, I don't know what we call ourselves,
Speaker 2: Like are we wickeds? Like are we like we're like
Speaker 2: wickts like etts.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's just like I'm wicked as fuck,
Speaker 1: Like it's about to get wicked.
Speaker 2: No, it's getting about to get.
Speaker 1: Like life has become extremely wicked.
Speaker 2: No, but I didn't know it was like it was
Speaker 2: a vibe like that, like el Faba or whatever the fuck,
Speaker 2: Like we're all I feel like I.
Speaker 1: Say her night name different every time, and everybody always
Speaker 1: gets on me. I pronounce everyone's name incorrectly, Like.
Speaker 2: That's just the thing about Faba, Like, y'all we're all
Speaker 2: alphabet Glinda, like see.
Speaker 1: Even Glinda, I don't know if it's Glinda or Gna.
Speaker 2: No, it's Glinda. She changed her name to Glinda because
Speaker 2: you use the.
Speaker 1: First hour and a half the movie saying your name
Speaker 1: is Glinda and have a whole scene talking about.
Speaker 2: How your name is off of a play. It's like
Speaker 2: really like fifteen minutes so that they dragged it out.
Speaker 1: I want to see it again. I want to see
Speaker 1: it again. And I didn't think. I really didn't think.
Speaker 2: Okay, I knew I was gonna cry. I knew I
Speaker 2: was going to cry down, yeah, because I just cry
Speaker 2: at movies very easily.
Speaker 1: But I knew I was gonna cry. But I didn't
Speaker 1: think I was gonna walk away and be like that
Speaker 1: was a movie that was like literally sometimes I leave
Speaker 1: a movie and I'm like, that was two hours of
Speaker 1: my life animated. Yeah, like it really did touch me
Speaker 1: the way like the multiverse maybe we touched you.
Speaker 2: Who the fuck touched you? Because I'm about to go
Speaker 2: check them.
Speaker 1: Okay, I hate to break this to you, but literally
Speaker 1: everyone has had a touch of me. You ran, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm ran through like loose goose, hold loose goose. Like
Speaker 1: my hole is loose enough that when I hate when
Speaker 1: I'm in the backseat of a car because the little
Speaker 1: air conditioner that points at your legs, if I like
Speaker 1: don't cross my legs, the air starts shooting up and
Speaker 1: like I'm so loose. Yeah, like it comes out my mouth.
Speaker 2: It's like in like the air, like hitting your loose
Speaker 2: hole sounds like this.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's like a like a steamboat. Yeah, but no,
Speaker 1: I also like me liking Wicked. Now I feel like
Speaker 1: a straight guy who dates a girl who knows a
Speaker 1: lot about Phoebe Bridgers or like bbadoob and like she
Speaker 1: tells me all that and now I have like newfound
Speaker 1: information to pull bitches. That's what liking Wicked is.
Speaker 2: It's like manipulating the gay theater.
Speaker 1: I get to manipulate, manipulate all the theater kids and
Speaker 1: all the gays. I just feel like gay people don't
Speaker 1: like me as much as they should. Like, do you
Speaker 1: feel that? Like I feel like gay people don't like
Speaker 1: us as much as they should.
Speaker 2: I have no opinions on the LGBT other than let
Speaker 2: them be.
Speaker 1: Oh okay. LGBT sounds stands for let gays be true true.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I want to see Wicked against bad so bad,
Speaker 1: and I had so much fun and I literally like
Speaker 1: we went with Rain and Josie, and like Rain and Josie,
Speaker 1: Rain gives like Rain gaffs about musical theater, which I
Speaker 1: don't know if she's gonna feel okay with me like
Speaker 1: exposing her nerd like tendencies.
Speaker 2: Like that, but say, Livy, so like I don't think
Speaker 2: y'all understand, Like it's not like oh like like it's
Speaker 2: not like me where like I like theater, but I've
Speaker 2: only been to like six plays and I don't give
Speaker 2: a fuck about like the culture and I don't give
Speaker 2: a fuck about the actors and like all that shit.
Speaker 2: Like no, Rain is like like she like secretly like
Speaker 2: closeted like it, like she kept it from me and
Speaker 2: ya for the last like four years.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, I had, like I feel like I know
Speaker 1: so much about her. I had no idea she liked
Speaker 1: musical theater that much. And then one night while we
Speaker 1: were hanging out, I randomly asked her if she wanted
Speaker 1: to see Wicked, and she exposed that she was so excited,
Speaker 1: and then she exposed herself for being a theater kid,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, everything makes so
Speaker 1: much sense. Can I actually see the vide of her dancing,
Speaker 1: like when she was like ha ha, like when you
Speaker 1: were recording her when she.
Speaker 2: Was talking to us, I'm confused.
Speaker 1: It was like the video. She was like fuck you,
Speaker 1: like for filming me, because she was like giving us
Speaker 1: the pre moment when she did that better cries when
Speaker 1: she finds out about the Wizards tea and she's like hallo,
Speaker 1: like she's like getting ready to fight then.
Speaker 2: Like she's ready.
Speaker 1: And I love the way she was moving in that
Speaker 1: because she like meant it with her whole like heart.
Speaker 2: Uh um is a nerd And I'm glad I got
Speaker 2: to see it with her because after the movie we
Speaker 2: got tapped into some like forbidden knowledge that you would
Speaker 2: only know if you're a nerd. And I was like, gag,
Speaker 2: like it's it's worth the watch, go watch it. Happy
Speaker 2: I've seen it because I feel like that was like
Speaker 2: a cultural moment and everybody saw Barbie without me, So
Speaker 2: I will never watch Barbie. That's something and that's that
Speaker 2: is a personality trait for me. Now is Harry Potter
Speaker 2: and Barbie. No, I'm never watching either of those fucking
Speaker 2: terrible ass movies since everybody wanted to see.
Speaker 1: Like I'm sorry, I feel like enough time has passed
Speaker 1: that I can say I fucking hated Barbie, like I
Speaker 1: really I didn't like it, like I get it. I
Speaker 1: genuinely do. I think it's an awesome movie, but for me,
Speaker 1: it felt like, oh, this was for like people who
Speaker 1: are who hate women, and I just like women. So
Speaker 1: like I'm watching it and I'm like.
Speaker 2: Oh, so I should watch it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you have like a lot of misogyny in
Speaker 1: you that needs to be like released. And I feel
Speaker 1: like that movie would make you like girls because you
Speaker 1: don't like girls, you like boys.
Speaker 2: No girls?
Speaker 1: Hello, nothing so funny about like he likes boys. Next
Speaker 1: time we meet somebody and they ask because like every
Speaker 1: time we meet somebody, they have to do the thing.
Speaker 2: And yeah, immediately out to me, she's like, Drew is
Speaker 2: the fucking break and likes boys.
Speaker 1: He's nash, he likes boys. But people always meet us
Speaker 1: and they talk to us for like thirty minutes before
Speaker 1: getting brave enough to ask us if we're dating.
Speaker 2: Oh, like, what's like, are y'all are you? Are y'all
Speaker 2: like a thing? Are y'all together? No?
Speaker 1: We're like no, And then they're like, oh, okay, so
Speaker 1: you guys work together. We're like yeah, and they're like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: where do you live? And then he's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: live here, and I'm like, oh, I live there too,
Speaker 1: and then they're like, but you guys aren't. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we really break people's minds.
Speaker 2: We're like destroying the nuclear family.
Speaker 1: The nuclear family hates to see me and Drew coming.
Speaker 2: Well, you could not pay me to work for free,
Speaker 2: Like I'm being dead serious, you really could not pay
Speaker 2: me to work for free, because like if I'm doing
Speaker 2: hard labor, like if I'm shoveling like ditches and picking
Speaker 2: up garbage, like I'm not volunteering for that. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, that's how I feel when I go
Speaker 1: back home, like, no, I'm not cleaning y'all's house, like
Speaker 1: like you you made me clean this house as a child.
Speaker 2: I'm a guest now I am a guess. Literally, I'm
Speaker 2: not shoveling, like literally, I'm not doing that. I'm not
Speaker 2: doing that. I'm not doing the snow, I'm not taking
Speaker 2: out garbage, but I still do it.
Speaker 1: Not me, I don't take out garbage. I genuinely like,
Speaker 1: I believe a woman's job is to do dishes. And
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that sounds really old ahead of me, but
Speaker 1: my job is to do the dishes. Yes I do
Speaker 1: the cooking, Yes I do the cleaning, and yes, the
Speaker 1: men take out the purpose.
Speaker 2: It's so insane. How many dishes in you makes like
Speaker 2: I washed all of her dishes while she was sick
Speaker 2: because she needed them for the next day. Because she
Speaker 2: uses guys, I'm not kidding, I'm not exaggerating. She uses
Speaker 2: at least six spoons a day, three forks, three bowls,
Speaker 2: four mugs. Like it's unbelievable, but you know what, yeah,
Speaker 2: fuck this planet.
Speaker 1: Actually I'm gonna get all plastic and like.
Speaker 2: Like, just use one cup, one fork, one.
Speaker 1: You're fucking nasty because this motherfucker uses the same cup
Speaker 1: and leaves it on the fucking counter and it drives
Speaker 1: me crazy because I've cleaned that cup like eight million times.
Speaker 1: And then he'll get mad at me's cleaning the cup
Speaker 1: because he's seasoning his water cup. And then I like,
Speaker 1: at this point, I don't clean it any At this point,
Speaker 1: I don't clean it with soap. I just fucking pour
Speaker 1: the water and rinse it out and put it in
Speaker 1: the cabinet. And the other day he picked it up
Speaker 1: and he was like, you washed my cup, Like seriously,
Speaker 1: you washed my cup, And I was like, no, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I just rent it out and he was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, thank you, Like I didn't want me to
Speaker 1: wash my cup.
Speaker 2: But you've been listening, ye, what's ours? Okay? Wait, So
Speaker 2: for the people that don't know, there's this trend on
Speaker 2: the internet right now going around where two people like boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, sister, daughter,
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck, Like two people get together and they're like,
Speaker 2: we listen and we don't judge. Yeah, and so like,
Speaker 2: basically what it means is I say something about Enya
Speaker 2: that I'm like, I clock, but I'm not judging her
Speaker 2: for it. But it's a little weird.
Speaker 1: I thought we said he does it that he did
Speaker 1: because you're thinking of there's another trend like that. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, suspect bla blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: No, there's this couple that I've been watching recently does
Speaker 2: both and they have a chime for we listen and
Speaker 2: we don't judge.
Speaker 1: So let's try Also, what this just like you explaining
Speaker 1: that trend to this audience is like when I meet
Speaker 1: someone new and they're saying something that's chronically online. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't want to admit that I like know what
Speaker 1: they're talking about, so I'll let them tell me information
Speaker 1: like it's doing. I'm like WHOA, Like, yeah, that's crazy,
Speaker 1: because I just want to let this person talk. Maybe
Speaker 1: we should just say it about each other because I
Speaker 1: feel like we'd have an easier time. Maybe we should
Speaker 1: just do the suspect.
Speaker 2: It's like something that I've done to blow dry.
Speaker 1: His fucking body after the shower instead of using a
Speaker 1: towel like a normal person.
Speaker 2: I just like being dry, Like I really just like
Speaker 2: being dry. No, there's it's like something that I've done
Speaker 2: to you, Like I literally like yesterday when I was
Speaker 2: giving or two days ago when I gave you a
Speaker 2: bag of like goodies for when you were sick, and
Speaker 2: I brought you that water. I put like a concoction
Speaker 2: of like drugs pills like percocets, I put ambient and
Speaker 2: that's why you slept all day. And it's because I
Speaker 2: wanted you to sleep all day so I could go
Speaker 2: out and be promiscuous on the town.
Speaker 1: So you you like drugged me to sleep so you
Speaker 1: could cheat on me.
Speaker 2: We listen and we come on. We listen and we
Speaker 2: don't judge. Okay, we wait, now we do what we do.
Speaker 2: We listen and we don't judge.
Speaker 1: Okay, so Drew, since he got his haircut, he's been
Speaker 1: like trying out all my products. But what he doesn't
Speaker 1: know is I've been putting mixes of like nair and
Speaker 1: other carcinogens in all of my hair products, and I
Speaker 1: haven't been you using the ones that are on the
Speaker 1: counter because I don't like that Drew gets compliments for
Speaker 1: his hair now, so I won't all of that hailing out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we listen and we don't judge.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know, okay, well you know your toothbrush right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was you were like, why is it over here
Speaker 2: when it's normally on those little white things. Well, I
Speaker 2: had a hemorrhoid on my ass and I really needed
Speaker 2: to pop it because like I read somewhere that popping
Speaker 2: hemorrhoids is good when whatever, it's just your intestine lightning.
Speaker 2: So I like grab your toothbrush and just like rub
Speaker 2: the bristles on my hemorrhoid. Post shit, I didn't wipe yet,
Speaker 2: and then I just put your toothbrush back. But we
Speaker 2: like kissing shit, so it's like not that deep, not
Speaker 2: that deep. We listen and we don't judge. Okay, I
Speaker 2: laced your weed. We listen, then we don't judge.
Speaker 1: Every time I smoke, I feel like I lace my
Speaker 1: own weed. Yeah, and it's I genuinely am convinced everybody
Speaker 1: hates me and that I'm like going crazy and I've
Speaker 1: lost all my like all my sense of will to live,
Speaker 1: and then I'm happy.
Speaker 2: Is this something that happens to y'all? But I cannot
Speaker 2: take medication for like flu like symptoms, like I can't
Speaker 2: take their flu. I can't take pseudafed, like all of
Speaker 2: them literally make me feel like I smoked meth. Like
Speaker 2: it makes me like so like.
Speaker 1: Like I know, like.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's what meth feels like. No, it makes me
Speaker 2: feel like they're just so fast and sharp, but like
Speaker 2: foggy headed, and.
Speaker 1: I know moved fast as fuck just now, like I
Speaker 1: know exactly where your head's a. It's like sometimes I
Speaker 1: move thinking I'm like moving fast, but it's like so slow.
Speaker 2: But I know sudafed is inside of meth. And that's
Speaker 2: why there's like laws where you can only buy a
Speaker 2: couple bots.
Speaker 1: I think it's flacibo because you know way too much
Speaker 1: about drugs. I think if you.
Speaker 2: Didn't know that, you wouldn't like well before I knew
Speaker 2: that I was feeling it when I was younger, and
Speaker 2: then I went on this website literally fucked me, fucked
Speaker 2: me over. I know, it became like Y two k.
Speaker 2: It became alive and fucked me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, websites can do that. Y'all watch it and Y
Speaker 2: two K.
Speaker 1: They should have had the machines fucking the people.
Speaker 2: We listen and we done. Oh wait, should we do
Speaker 2: the suspect ones? Oh but this website earrow would changed
Speaker 2: my life for the worst. And now I know everything
Speaker 2: there ever could possibly ever be known about drugs. But
Speaker 2: one story that stuck with me from that website, from
Speaker 2: like two thousand and nine or some shit like that,
Speaker 2: was this dude had like a friend that was blind
Speaker 2: from birth, like it was a congenital disease and he
Speaker 2: could not see from birth. They were like twenty something
Speaker 2: year old at this point, and this dude had a
Speaker 2: cabin in the woods and he would go and like
Speaker 2: occasionally go trip at this cabin and his blind friend
Speaker 2: was like, yo, like I kind of want to try
Speaker 2: hallucinogens and at this point, like girl, like, what are
Speaker 2: you going to see? Like I think I think it
Speaker 2: was DMT, which is like crazy like crazy vibes, but
Speaker 2: like the dude was like, oh wait, like that's kind
Speaker 2: of tea, Like why haven't we tried this on like
Speaker 2: blind people, Like what what would they see if they've
Speaker 2: never perceived anything ever? Like are they going to perceive
Speaker 2: the same shit that we see? Well, these dudes like
Speaker 2: went out by the pond and both smoked DMT and
Speaker 2: this dude, like the blind dude, for like seven minutes,
Speaker 2: was like I can see I see everything. I've seen
Speaker 2: it all. I understand now, I understand now. And then
Speaker 2: the high were off and like he went back to
Speaker 2: being blind, but like the dude like kept trying to
Speaker 2: get him to describe what he was seeing because his
Speaker 2: eyes were like wide open. He's always has his eyes closed,
Speaker 2: but his eyes were like wide open, and like the
Speaker 2: dude was like, I don't think I was seeing like
Speaker 2: the world, Like I don't think I was seeing what
Speaker 2: you see, but I was seeing something that I've never
Speaker 2: seen before. And he was like gagging by it. But
Speaker 2: it just like makes you think like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Like what is it? What is a trip? Like I mean, honestly,
Speaker 2: like this world is all a hallucination if you think
Speaker 2: about it like really, because like our brains are like
Speaker 2: fucking seeing this and then processing it inside of our heads.
Speaker 2: So it's like I don't even want to get into it.
Speaker 2: It freaks me the fuck out. But like touch, feel
Speaker 2: senses like too much, too fucking much.
Speaker 3: I know it.
Speaker 1: It's like too much. It's like the other day when
Speaker 1: I was watching that vlog of the guy who goes
Speaker 1: to to like Turkey.
Speaker 2: To get a hairline transplant.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I actually saw a video of a
Speaker 1: guy sitting in a lobby with a bunch of other
Speaker 1: people who got in.
Speaker 2: I was like, the fucking bumps on the brain, Like
Speaker 2: it's really like bumpy, Like I don't have trip to phobia,
Speaker 2: but like, bitch, if you come around me with a
Speaker 2: hair transplant, I am taking a fucking bristled brush brushing
Speaker 2: those little hair follicles off your fucking scalp. Bruh.
Speaker 1: Like the thing is literally, no, oh, hey, go and
Speaker 1: get your fucking hair. I wish I got it for free,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like, if you want it, go and get it. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't need to see the recovery process.
Speaker 2: It's fucking keeping keep that to yourself.
Speaker 1: Say inside, don't post pictures. I don't want to see
Speaker 1: it just pop out with a new hairline.
Speaker 2: I cannot believe I missed those free hairline transplants.
Speaker 1: Don't like you could get it even crazy.
Speaker 2: I mean, I really don't need one, Like my hairline
Speaker 2: is healthy, strong hairline, but I just want it because,
Speaker 2: like it would be so funny.
Speaker 1: I guess it would be funny. Maybe we just get
Speaker 1: you a baal cap and we get somebody to fake
Speaker 1: it on you. Yeah, really funny for a video.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like literally just like, oh, I'm getting a hairline transplant.
Speaker 1: It would be funny as fuck. What was I gonna
Speaker 1: say that?
Speaker 2: Actually we listen and we don't judge. That was fun.
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Keep eying? Why has this year been so green?
Speaker 2: We had Brat and Alphaba. It's been really fucking green
Speaker 2: this year. And that's not because you had Pink Barbie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we have pink and now we have everything.
Speaker 1: Everything, everything, everything, everything. He's connected.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go into spiritual if.
Speaker 2: You're not careful, like Cosmo and Wanda. Cosmo and Wanda
Speaker 2: are not.
Speaker 1: Sick Linda and Alphabet are not slick gay Linda. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go into spiritual psychosis. If oh
Speaker 1: my god, we leaves me, if anybody like, yeah, if someone.
Speaker 2: Leaves you always is weird and back and forth. Sometimes
Speaker 2: you're talking about at the end of the day, like
Speaker 2: you could go, no, yeah, that's I don't know.
Speaker 1: But if somebody is high listening to this and they
Speaker 1: just so happen to look away and like do something else.
Speaker 1: If I heard that while I was high, I would
Speaker 1: literally freak the funk out, and.
Speaker 2: I would like six times.
Speaker 1: It's like rewinding it too much, and then they land
Speaker 1: where we're actually talking normal and they can't find the
Speaker 1: part that that just happens.
Speaker 2: Wait, guys, rate my rat tail at a ten. I
Speaker 2: think it's already getting longer.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're fucking delusional.
Speaker 2: I need it to be long enough where I can
Speaker 2: go across and make a mustache.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna literally hit you.
Speaker 2: Should we do the Suspect challenge. Suspect is a hypochondriac
Speaker 2: and convinces herself that she's ill now all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: and now thinks she has tonsilstones.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, I have OCD and all my friends are
Speaker 1: fucking crazy and talk about sickness, and now the sickness
Speaker 1: is in my head because I'm like, I hear about
Speaker 1: the sickness, and I'm like, oh my god, I might
Speaker 1: have the sickness too. If everybody else is, I'm literally
Speaker 1: going wicked, Like I'm wicked as fuck right now.
Speaker 2: Wait, it's about to get like it's really really about
Speaker 2: to get licked.
Speaker 1: Oh so I need to clarify. I think I have
Speaker 1: tons of lightis, but my breath has not stunk because
Speaker 1: I am a maniac about my oral hygiene.
Speaker 2: I would in you if you had a tonsilstone. One
Speaker 2: you would know, two I would know, and I would
Speaker 2: not let you fucking leave the goddamn house with a tonsilstone.
Speaker 2: There are some people in my life that I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's not even worth the fucking trouble, Like go and
Speaker 2: be stinky, Like go ahead, stinky, but you no, I'm
Speaker 2: not letting.
Speaker 1: What's really happening is I probably just have a science affection.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't matter because I got on zokdalk last
Speaker 1: night and I booked an appointment to go see a
Speaker 1: nose throw an ear doctor today, so it doesn't even matter.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna nip it in the butt.
Speaker 2: I might could get an STD test today I would
Speaker 2: literally go with you. It's been like six months, but
Speaker 2: I've really been celibate. But I'm scared of like toilet
Speaker 2: seed STDs, like for real, buck.
Speaker 1: Wait, what was I saying with? Oh? Okay, bitch, uh
Speaker 1: Suspect never wants to leave the house and then complains
Speaker 1: about being bored and sad all day.
Speaker 2: That was too farm I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, suspec.
Speaker 2: I mean this one's for both of us. It's like
Speaker 2: a read for both of us. But like suspect like
Speaker 2: bias Pauler McLay and then puts it in a bag
Speaker 2: and it sits and collects us and we never pick
Speaker 2: it up. And we do that with every single fucking
Speaker 2: hobby we ever pick it.
Speaker 1: I picked up.
Speaker 2: It's committing a sitting. It is committing a mad sitting. Also,
Speaker 2: look how dirty our kitchen is after we just got
Speaker 2: it cleaned. Okay, suspect does not pick up after herself.
Speaker 1: Suspect has been sick. And Suspect was given a bunch
Speaker 1: of free pastries, which I really really do appreciate, but
Speaker 1: it was enough pastries to feed a fucking village.
Speaker 2: The e was delicious. What was the Cafe Chess Crazy
Speaker 2: Cafe Clark Street. Is that the one we went with Colin? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well, well I don't think people are having sex.
Speaker 2: Oh that that is literally like I'm not buying, Like
Speaker 2: I'm not buying it because every you're telling me, every
Speaker 2: single baby on this planet was conceived by those ugly
Speaker 2: motherfucking fuckers doing us, Like I don't know, Like that
Speaker 2: was so mean and I recognize that, but like, there's
Speaker 2: no way y'all are having sex.
Speaker 1: It's just Also it's just weird because like it's statistics
Speaker 1: are true. That means that every time we go into
Speaker 1: like a meeting or we go out and we interact
Speaker 1: with somebody, there's a high chance of the person you're
Speaker 1: interacting with had sex the night before. And I just
Speaker 1: don't believe it. Yeah, I don't believe that you were
Speaker 1: butt naked, nasty like a Rick James super freak last
Speaker 1: night and now you're just alive and.
Speaker 2: In my face or even this morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, mourning sex is literally I am sorry. You
Speaker 1: were fucking gluttonous and you were going to perish in hell.
Speaker 1: God is up and like the sun is out and
Speaker 1: like why are you doing that? Like Why are you
Speaker 1: doing that with the sun out? To have sex with
Speaker 1: the sun out? You are fucking perverted and you're evil
Speaker 1: and you're going to hell.
Speaker 2: Well, I like sunning my butthole. I do it in
Speaker 2: the windows.
Speaker 1: Read your whole. I do. Like I get being naked
Speaker 1: in nature, but fucking ill.
Speaker 2: Ill like pine needles in the bronze.
Speaker 1: And like no, I'm sorry having sex in the daytime.
Speaker 1: It's it's like I get it. Like some people are
Speaker 1: actually like freaking leaks like that and they're down for
Speaker 1: whatever time, don't you dare?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really think everybody's just lying to look cooler,
Speaker 2: Like you know, like how some kids like like growing
Speaker 2: up lie just like casualize, Like I think that's like
Speaker 2: everybody's just like, oh well, like if I'm supposed to
Speaker 2: be having sex three times a week, like I guess
Speaker 2: I'm having sex three times a week when you haven't
Speaker 2: been touched by your wife in a year because you're
Speaker 2: fucking terrible, nasty, gross, stinky, fucking man that doesn't wipe
Speaker 2: his ass.
Speaker 1: Like that's the other thing is just like I'm like
Speaker 1: so curious are people like having good sex is everywhere?
Speaker 1: Cause I feel like a lot of people are just
Speaker 1: having mid sex.
Speaker 2: And I don't think sex is good.
Speaker 1: I like, I both agree and I disagree, Like I
Speaker 1: don't think sex is I will never understand. Like I
Speaker 1: have been blessed to have like very very nice sexual experiences,
Speaker 1: but it's really nothing that it's it's it's never anything
Speaker 1: to like bend over backwards for like you're not gonna
Speaker 1: catch me like going out of my way to have sex.
Speaker 1: Like it's it's like that's too much. It's either gonna
Speaker 1: happen or it's not. And also I'm just like right, also, looks.
Speaker 2: Like the killer is is the killer? Oh wait, y'all,
Speaker 2: this is something else I wanted to talk about thinking
Speaker 2: of thinking about sex. So I considered posting that photo
Speaker 2: of me that I posted recently. Oh my god, wait,
Speaker 2: this is a fucking vibe. Look who followed me. I
Speaker 2: don't know who the fuck this is, but the like
Speaker 2: artwork he creates is hilarious. But okay, I posted this
Speaker 2: ig photo and uh it absolutely destroyed. But I was
Speaker 2: literally I'm not kidding. I sat on this photo for
Speaker 2: like straight up a year straight being like I'm gonna
Speaker 2: post it. I'm gonna post it. But like I was
Speaker 2: nervous because like one like, unfortunately I look good in it,
Speaker 2: so it looks like I'm just like trying to be sexy,
Speaker 2: and I did not want that to come across as that.
Speaker 2: And yes I did edit my fucking ass, like obviously
Speaker 2: I edited my ass like you can see, like, bitch,
Speaker 2: if I really wanted to do some indescript edits like oh,
Speaker 2: you would never be able to tell. But yes, I
Speaker 2: edited my fucking ass. But anyways, I said on this
Speaker 2: photo for fucking years, like literally just not wanting to
Speaker 2: post it, y'all. After I posted this photo, I'm not kidding,
Speaker 2: Like six trade text me like I'm not kidding, Like
Speaker 2: literally six of my tradesmen texted me like it was crazy.
Speaker 2: It was like they like want me so fucking bad.
Speaker 1: Do you reply to Annie?
Speaker 2: No, there's one that I really need to reply to,
Speaker 2: but I'm scared because I just haven't been good at
Speaker 2: replying and I just feel bad. I don't know if
Speaker 2: you ever do that, but like I get trapped in
Speaker 2: this loop where like I'll be texting someone like friends,
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck the vibe is, and I'll just like
Speaker 2: be scrolling on TikTok to see the text and then
Speaker 2: just not respond and then like I'll but I'll open
Speaker 2: it and then it like doesn't show up that like
Speaker 2: it's unopened and it's unopened, so I just see it
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, I must have already responded when
Speaker 2: I'm looking through my text, and then it like a
Speaker 2: week will pass by and I'm like going through my
Speaker 2: text and I'm like, oh my god, I never responded,
Speaker 2: and then I'm like, fuck, it's been too long to respond,
Speaker 2: and now I can't respond because like, oh, like oh
Speaker 2: I just forgot to text you back. Sorry, Like that's
Speaker 2: such a bunk ass excuse and probably makes the person
Speaker 2: feel like shit, and then it spirals out of control
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, oh my god, Like now it's
Speaker 2: been like fucking four months and like I haven't texted
Speaker 2: this person back, and I feel so fucking bad.
Speaker 1: But like.
Speaker 2: Ra I got bigger fish to fry.
Speaker 1: I just like, I am sorry. If you don't get
Speaker 1: a text back from me. You have to know my character,
Speaker 1: know that it's not that deep and I'm sorry. And
Speaker 1: like if it was a serious text I didn't reply to,
Speaker 1: I'll always call it out and be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Like we should talk, but if it's
Speaker 1: some random shit, I will just. One thing about me
Speaker 1: is if I don't want to keep replying, I just
Speaker 1: stop replying or I just start giving like the most
Speaker 1: bunk ass answers until the person is like, oh she's
Speaker 1: not entertained anymore. I'm tapping out cause I just like
Speaker 1: I can't do the texting. Also, I just don't look
Speaker 1: through text, Like the only time I checked to see
Speaker 1: if I have text is when I wake up, and
Speaker 1: at this point says I've been waking up so early.
Speaker 1: I wake up to my phone dead empty, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, I guess I don't have to look at
Speaker 1: my text all day. And then I just don't look
Speaker 1: at my text all day and it's really bad and
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry if you, if you wait, if
Speaker 1: you on my eleven I gave you that's what I do.
Speaker 1: Come me.
Speaker 2: Well, November felt like six hours long, like do you
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like I'm normally like yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: like everyone's like, wow, this year flew by. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it flew by, but like that's every fucking year, like
Speaker 2: yeah whatever, Like post COVID, it's like I'm used to it.
Speaker 2: By now, But November literally felt like six hours long.
Speaker 2: Like I'm not kidding, Like I cannot believe how quickly
Speaker 2: it went by. And I think it was just like
Speaker 2: how busy we were, Like I can't.
Speaker 1: Remember anything from November.
Speaker 2: November is trauma block November. Every four years, I trauma
Speaker 2: block November.
Speaker 1: November was a month to forget.
Speaker 2: November month.
Speaker 1: Really it was a month to forget. Actually yeah, now
Speaker 1: that I'm thinking about it, I'm having like PTSD written
Speaker 1: flashbacks of like all the bad things that happen in
Speaker 1: November and November is a month to forget. Like trauma
Speaker 1: blocking is good.
Speaker 2: Sorry if it's like your birthday month, but like really
Speaker 2: it's like the worst month.
Speaker 1: If you give a fuck about your birthday. Boo fucking who.
Speaker 1: Like I am literally like I feel like the Grinch birthdays.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 2: It was like it was kind of like in school
Speaker 2: growing up, I felt like November was like the longest
Speaker 2: month because like it was right before that break. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but also I'm like kids now get like fucking four
Speaker 2: weeks off, like kids are not in school.
Speaker 1: My siblings got the whole week of things giving off,
Speaker 1: huh go and fucking learn to read because a lot
Speaker 1: of y'all are getting passed down grades and you can't
Speaker 1: fucking read.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really really like I feel so old headed.
Speaker 2: But I'm like, oh my god, Like the doctors and
Speaker 2: the nurses are learning chat GPT knowledge and they're not
Speaker 2: actually learning.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: But I guess, like, honestly, they can just ask chat
Speaker 2: GPT if they can pass medical schools with chat GBT
Speaker 2: and like not retain any knowledge, bitch on the operating table.
Speaker 2: They could literally just be like, hey, what do I do?
Speaker 2: And it will answer it and they passed, so it's
Speaker 2: like the right answer. So they're just fucking do it
Speaker 2: on the operating table. But I'm like, I mean I
Speaker 2: always think that, but I'm like modernity.
Speaker 1: Doctor Miami literally live stream fucking BBL surgeries like eight
Speaker 1: years ago. Yeah, it's like we're really We're okay, We're
Speaker 1: in good hands, We're fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I Also, I just don't believe in doctors, so not
Speaker 1: because I'm anti science, but because I'm scared.
Speaker 2: Of doctors, Doctor Octagonopus.
Speaker 1: That's why when I get sick, I get so freaked
Speaker 1: out because I really am just like not ever thinking
Speaker 1: about my health, which I want to take more serious
Speaker 1: in the following year, Like I really want to care
Speaker 1: for myself in a deeper way because this is my
Speaker 1: only body and I should be taking care of it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you notice, but there's no puff
Speaker 1: bar on me. I still have one, but I'm trying
Speaker 1: to wean off. I really want to just like treat
Speaker 1: my body with more respect in the following year, because
Speaker 1: it's my only body and I want to take care
Speaker 1: of it and fuel it correctly and do the things
Speaker 1: it deserves. But I'm scared of doctors because like I
Speaker 1: feel like doctors are just there to tell me I'm
Speaker 1: going to die, Like how I know I'm gonna die?
Speaker 1: Like don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, after all my heart testing I got done, I well,
Speaker 2: I haven't the leaves on that tree fallen yet.
Speaker 1: Oh they don't fall to like oh you we usually
Speaker 1: come back and they're gone. But I oh, but also
Speaker 1: it's like way warmer than it's supposed to be. It's
Speaker 1: like seventy eight degrees like two days ago.
Speaker 2: Like I can't even think about that. I really can't
Speaker 2: even But my I got all these heart tests done,
Speaker 2: and it was time to get like all of the
Speaker 2: information about like my stress tests and all this stuff
Speaker 2: because I was like fainting and standing up too fast
Speaker 2: and my heart rate was like fucking one forty, and
Speaker 2: I ignored the results call for like six months. So
Speaker 2: then they stopped calling me, and they kept calling and
Speaker 2: they really needed me to know what was going on
Speaker 2: with me.
Speaker 1: They were probably gonna call and be like, you're chill.
Speaker 1: You have the best heart we've actually ever seen, and
Speaker 1: we want to exactly because like your heart is and
Speaker 1: your heart is full of love and desire for boys.
Speaker 1: I drew your chair is like crumbling on your ass. Now, well,
Speaker 1: should we get into some medium. My media the week
Speaker 1: is wicked. I actually want to see it.
Speaker 2: Curst curse, curse.
Speaker 1: Curse, Oh, curses of the week.
Speaker 2: Oh bitch, My curse of the week is the fucking
Speaker 2: scam that is cryotherapy and red light therapy, y'all. I
Speaker 2: got fucking swindled in Finesse into standing in a fucking
Speaker 2: box that was one hundred and seventy degrees negative fahrenheit,
Speaker 2: which like, oh cool, like whatever. I was covered head
Speaker 2: to toe and it literally was like barely even fucking cold,
Speaker 2: like I've been in colder environments, and like it was
Speaker 2: only three minutes, so I was like, oh cool, Like
Speaker 2: I just wasted all my fucking money. And then I
Speaker 2: did a red light therapy bed, which is literally just
Speaker 2: a tanning bed with red LEDs that you lay in
Speaker 2: but asked naked for ten minutes and thirty seconds. Another
Speaker 2: fucking finesse. And then what I realized is like, honestly,
Speaker 2: if you want to become a millionaire, just sell snake
Speaker 2: oil to white women. Like it's really like that easy,
Speaker 2: Like you really can just like become a millionaire doing
Speaker 2: that because like whole shit, No, it didn't even get
Speaker 2: warm in that bed, not even that.
Speaker 1: But it's just like we are seeing I feel like
Speaker 1: it is about to boil.
Speaker 2: It was eighty dollars, by the way, eighty dollars for
Speaker 2: thirteen and a half minutes of my life to be
Speaker 2: cold and stand in a red led box like bitch,
Speaker 2: I thought it was gonna be twenty dollars. When I
Speaker 2: got the eighty dollars check, my heart sank to my
Speaker 2: fucking ass.
Speaker 1: Like dude, what's crazy? Though? It is like I think
Speaker 1: we are boiling over with the consumption of beauty products
Speaker 1: and like beauty practices, it is pushing it the whole
Speaker 1: thing of scaring us into aging. Like, my fears about
Speaker 1: aging aren't really based in my looks or vanity as
Speaker 1: much as I joke about it, because I genuinely think
Speaker 1: that the older I get, the hotter I will get.
Speaker 1: Like I have always firmly believed that, like especially recently
Speaker 1: now that I am like, Okay, I'm not gonna die,
Speaker 1: like maybe I will live. I'm like, oh, I'll just
Speaker 1: get hotter as I grow older. But my only fear
Speaker 1: is like losing time. But so many people only think
Speaker 1: about aging in terms of their looks, And I got
Speaker 1: bad news. Bitch, you're ugly. Now you're only gonna get uglier,
Speaker 1: like like not actually, but do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like why are It's just like you're being sold this
Speaker 1: idea to be fearful of yourself and the growth that
Speaker 1: you can experience. And it's so sad, but it is
Speaker 1: such a lucrative business. If you want to be in
Speaker 1: the business of just making money, you can just sell
Speaker 1: anything that prompts his people beauty and it will work
Speaker 1: through recession. Also, the red light shit is so funny.
Speaker 1: How go outside?
Speaker 2: Literally they get a fucking laser pointer and pointed at
Speaker 2: your skin, like it's probably better for you.
Speaker 1: Google red screensaver on your laptop and just put the
Speaker 1: Bartoness up in front of your.
Speaker 2: Head literally literally, And I'm sure like there are people
Speaker 2: that like use it and it's beneficial for them, and
Speaker 2: I did only do it once, and I'm sure you
Speaker 2: have to use it a bunch of times.
Speaker 1: But like it sounds scammy to me. My curse of
Speaker 1: the week goes out too. Whoever the fuck got me sick? Literally,
Speaker 1: I don't know who the fuck you are. I got
Speaker 1: sick right after we got back from the UK, so
Speaker 1: I don't know if someone at the airport got me sick.
Speaker 1: I don't know if traveling got me sick. I don't
Speaker 1: know what the fuck got me sick. But if there's
Speaker 1: a person out there who is the sole proprietor of
Speaker 1: the sickness they pass on to me, you will burn.
Speaker 1: You will burn, you will perish, you will melt in hell,
Speaker 1: in the fiery pits of hell. But also, I don't
Speaker 1: think a person got me sick. I think I just
Speaker 1: like naturally, got sick. But you will burn. Also, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to think who else will burn? People who see
Speaker 1: you taking a video and just walk in front of
Speaker 1: the video and have no care for it or a picture.
Speaker 1: You will also burn in hell because practice some sort
Speaker 1: of self respect. No matter how important you get on
Speaker 1: this planet. If you see somebody recording or taking a picture,
Speaker 1: walk around it, or just wait a second, the fuck
Speaker 1: are you in a rush for you?
Speaker 2: Fucking really, it's not that deep. It really is never
Speaker 2: that deep.
Speaker 1: Pigs are so cute, like little Pig Conde's Little Pig.
Speaker 2: This literally looks like that does Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well, my media of the week is Wicked
Speaker 1: and that's it. Literally, define gravity, define gravity? And what
Speaker 1: is this feeling? Now?
Speaker 2: What's the one? I hate you?
Speaker 1: I hate you?
Speaker 2: I hate you.
Speaker 1: There's been some confusion and Sally expecting Pepecuari. You're altogether
Speaker 1: quite impossible to discrib blonde.
Speaker 2: Oh no, what is this feeling?
Speaker 1: Sudden? And I laid us on you? Oh my god, no,
Speaker 1: I need I need to see Wicked again. That's my
Speaker 1: only media. Wicked, Wicked, Wicked, I've got the Wicked bug.
Speaker 1: I'm so grizly.
Speaker 2: Drew Syah, you want your city to be walkable and bikeable?
Speaker 2: What's next? Suckable and fuckable? That was submitted by Jessica
Speaker 2: and the tweets at his knucklehead bets and yes I
Speaker 2: did see the video of the girls drew Siginals submissions.
Speaker 1: Y'all.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Sometimes it's a lot to go through. Sometimes
Speaker 2: it's a lot um.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you may be shocked at how many people have
Speaker 1: free time to send us me. Yeah, but it's amazing.
Speaker 1: I want to play this.
Speaker 2: Got some nerve asking for a tip man. We made
Speaker 2: the sandwich together. That's good, but yeah, let's play this, okay.
Speaker 3: A zoo runs into Enya's room when he hears that
Speaker 3: wingbot go off because he gets a whipp of some tunas.
Speaker 2: Wow, that was good that mighty girls be.
Speaker 3: Saying they're a hot chunga babe, you're a chunka. Do
Speaker 3: not let me use your bathroom because I will overdose
Speaker 3: on your chicken pox pills. And Nettie Pott bitches come
Speaker 3: into my room. No, babes, those are martno clippings. At
Speaker 3: eight years old, every kid said they wanted to be
Speaker 3: a vet or a teacher. I wanted to be at
Speaker 3: the clar making out with random.
Speaker 2: I love. I wanted to say that so we can
Speaker 2: insert it.
Speaker 1: It's so good.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is this? Aiden? Blood cells this vagina
Speaker 2: that period, like I guess like blood cells of vagina
Speaker 2: period like yeah, like aiden cooked. Ummm see people emailing
Speaker 2: that picture of Jacob e Lordie to me saying this
Speaker 2: looks like you. Umm yeah, if y'all want, keeps some
Speaker 2: in and drew syops because it's pretty dry in the
Speaker 2: inbox right now. And yeah, it's just like I think
Speaker 2: I've ran through all of the text posts, like I
Speaker 2: think there's no more, none exists.
Speaker 1: Um, you need to start going back to making your own.
Speaker 1: But the problem is that just turns into your really
Speaker 1: scary stand up.
Speaker 2: My horny ass could not live next to Squidward, that
Speaker 2: fucking knows. I know it gets erect. I know it feels.
Speaker 2: Girls be like, I don't know where i'd be without him, bitch,
Speaker 2: probably further in life.
Speaker 1: That's so funny, Like so.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's all the siops. That was from Bella And
Speaker 2: I said someone I used to say to people's last names,
Speaker 2: but I think that's like basically doxing someone, So I
Speaker 2: only say their first names, so you know, you know. Yeah, Also,
Speaker 2: if you want your last name said, just include it
Speaker 2: in the email. Big things coming y'all, like December twenty fifth,
Speaker 2: Like something major is happening and I'm stealing the day
Speaker 2: from Jesus Christ and Christmas. Yeah oh no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm saying something. I'm something big, as something big is
Speaker 2: happening on Christmas this year and it's not fucking Jesus' birthday.
Speaker 2: Let's just say all right by y'all,