WEBVTT - addressing drews thirst trap

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<v Speaker 1>Get into it.

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<v Speaker 2>I clapped in, I clapp.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi hi.

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<v Speaker 4>True.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, we're both wearing stripes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, we didn't even do this on purpose.

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<v Speaker 1>We got dressed separately. We usually got dressed in the

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<v Speaker 1>same room.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, if I'm low energy today and you got me

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<v Speaker 2>fucking sick and.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still a little sick, my throat is I need

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<v Speaker 1>some throat coke from my king if you know.

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<v Speaker 2>What I coke from the goat.

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<v Speaker 1>I got really sick and then I got drew sick,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's just like done. Something about me is like,

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<v Speaker 1>I am a very I share.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a giver.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm a giver.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you spread illnesses, So.

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<v Speaker 1>Take it like a taker.

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<v Speaker 2>Because baby, yeah, my jacket is inside out. But I

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<v Speaker 2>am too.

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<v Speaker 1>I get like that. I was gonna say it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>a vibe. It's a vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm too lazy to flip it the right way out

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<v Speaker 2>because any movements I make hurt my entire body. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a vibe, But I just wanted to start this

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<v Speaker 2>video off by saying that we need to bring back

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, welcome to this episode of We haven't been

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<v Speaker 2>doing that recently. But there's a few memes that I

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<v Speaker 2>think we need to bring back.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's hear it.

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<v Speaker 2>So first, Damn Daniel we really need to Damn Daniel boy.

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<v Speaker 3>Boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what's the other ones?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that?

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<v Speaker 1>It?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think Damn Daniel boy like I'm with the boys,

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<v Speaker 2>but bo I, oh yeah, yeah, I think that's like

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<v Speaker 2>a few.

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<v Speaker 1>So you kind of just want like guy culture to

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<v Speaker 1>come back. Well, we really don't have this regular guy culture.

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<v Speaker 1>Just regular guy means Well, last night I had a moment.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a moment happened to me. So I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like obviously everybody watching can understand this feeling of like

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok's comment section is just it's like the being mean competition,

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<v Speaker 1>but like being mean in a humorous way competition, and

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<v Speaker 1>usually we can all laugh at it because it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's got nothing to do with me. This is just

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<v Speaker 1>about the person in the video.

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<v Speaker 2>I was fucking me over recently.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I got a common about myself and it made

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<v Speaker 1>me laugh and I was like, that's a crazy comment

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<v Speaker 1>to make, and like I had fully disassociated because me

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<v Speaker 1>and Drew at this point, I feel like I won't

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<v Speaker 1>speak for Drew, but I'm so like my brain it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't mean anything to see myself on my phone. At

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<v Speaker 1>this point, I'm just like, ah, like I interact with

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<v Speaker 1>it like it's a random person. It's really weird. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was doing that with this video because I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, we're so funny and it's us talking

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<v Speaker 1>about the pies. I need to show this to you

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<v Speaker 1>in the way, like I wanted to post this so

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<v Speaker 1>bad last night, so we'll put it on the screen.

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<v Speaker 2>Six feet unders.

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<v Speaker 1>But I am so it's a video of me talking

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<v Speaker 1>about how I don't like pies. And I never go

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<v Speaker 1>through comments. I usually i'll open comments on videos of

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<v Speaker 1>us and look the top three, and the second I

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<v Speaker 1>see one, even with a negative.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it doesn't even have to be negative, Aura, But

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<v Speaker 2>I'm out of there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm just I'm leaving. I don't want to see

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<v Speaker 1>what anybody has to say about me. If it's negative,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just not useful for me. But I was going

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<v Speaker 1>through the comments of this because all the comments were funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, damn, this is awesome. We're all laughing together.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone said, of course she didn't grow up on pies

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<v Speaker 1>bur What where's her mama at? And somebody replied six

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<v Speaker 1>feet under sounds disgusting, but I am like so anti

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<v Speaker 1>pie and fruits being mingled.

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<v Speaker 4>With that's fucking crazy. That is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>You give a pitche a inch and they will take

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<v Speaker 1>a mile.

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<v Speaker 2>They will run a fucking mile with that.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so disconnected from watching that that I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I was just really high sending on the couch. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, like, just like laughing at my phone. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, they ate her up. It's just me talking

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<v Speaker 1>about not liking pies. Like all I said was I

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<v Speaker 1>don't fuck with pies. Somebody had to mom, where.

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<v Speaker 2>Your mama at?

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<v Speaker 1>But your mom?

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<v Speaker 2>Dad? Where your mama at?

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<v Speaker 1>Your mama is so ugly? She dead?

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<v Speaker 2>Where your mama at six feet under? No? Where your

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<v Speaker 2>mom at?

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<v Speaker 1>Where's your mother at?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>My brother?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, where's your brother? Sorry? I'm like so awfully.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of comment sections, So Jacob Elordi grew out a

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<v Speaker 2>beard and grew out his hair a little bit, And

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, we can all agree like he doesn't look

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<v Speaker 2>that good, but we all know it's for a role

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<v Speaker 2>and he's not doing it by choice at least I

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<v Speaker 2>fucking hope.

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<v Speaker 1>But the thing is, because I don't think he looks

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<v Speaker 1>that bad. He just looks like he's just a guy.

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<v Speaker 1>But I also I'm not like he just looks normal.

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<v Speaker 2>He just he just looks like a normal guy. And

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<v Speaker 2>then when he's like cleaned up, he's like hot Australian guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he Australian or British? He? I mean like you

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<v Speaker 2>literally every British person is Australian, and I would believe

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<v Speaker 2>you in every Australian.

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<v Speaker 1>Same thing with like New Zealand, it's like you all, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all the same.

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<v Speaker 2>It all sounds kind of Irish. But I saw videos

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<v Speaker 2>of him and I kept getting tagged in videos of it,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh hah, I like people think

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<v Speaker 2>that I would find this funny, Like that's so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I started like the wheels of my brain

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<v Speaker 2>started turning, and then I went to I was scrolling

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<v Speaker 2>down and then in Mills video came up of him

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<v Speaker 2>talking about Jacob Alordie and literally everyone was like unanimously

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<v Speaker 2>like he's ugly. Why did he do this? I can't

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<v Speaker 2>believe he's done this. Like I feel like I've been shot.

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<v Speaker 2>This is my nine to eleven, Like da da da

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<v Speaker 2>da da da da da da bitch? Why did a

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<v Speaker 2>comment with like fifteen thousand likes on in Mills videos say, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought this was Drew Phillips. So when I say

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<v Speaker 2>Jacob Alordi is my twin, y'all want to say, haha,

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<v Speaker 2>no it's not. But when Jacob Alordi is ugly, he's

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<v Speaker 2>my fucking wow, y'all are crazy? Is crazy? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You guys forget where people?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah we're people? Yeah, but no, I just thought that

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<v Speaker 2>was like so fucking funny that, like, the one time

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<v Speaker 2>someone hot gets compared to me, it's Jacob Alordy, ugly,

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<v Speaker 2>Jacob Alordi with a beard, And I'm curious if he

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<v Speaker 2>thought he's if he thought he looked good. I feel

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<v Speaker 2>really bad for him because I know the pain.

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<v Speaker 1>I know the pain of feeling sexy and hearing the

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<v Speaker 1>opposite intent. The thing is like a lot of us

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<v Speaker 1>should just shut up, like, let's guys, let's just stop, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's stop.

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<v Speaker 2>Except for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, we no, no, no, you you shut up?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you shut up?

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<v Speaker 2>No, you shut up? Where your mom at? Where are

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<v Speaker 2>your mama at?

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, Also, I've decided that I hate Fortnite, and

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<v Speaker 1>Fortnite has been corrupted by Disney and Disney's evil, although

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<v Speaker 1>I still really fuck with like a Disneyland vibe. It

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<v Speaker 1>is fucking you have a bloody nose for me?

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<v Speaker 2>You hit me? Yeah we did. You know, if you

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<v Speaker 2>have a bloody nose, like your knee jerk reaction is

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<v Speaker 2>to tilt your head back and like do this. But

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<v Speaker 2>that's actually like the worst thing you can possibly do,

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<v Speaker 2>because all of the blood is just going straight down

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<v Speaker 2>your throat and into your stomach and making you super nauseous,

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<v Speaker 2>and some people will literally just throw up a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of blood. So you're supposed to like tilt your head

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<v Speaker 2>back just a little bit, so it's not like going

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<v Speaker 2>all over your fucking face pinch and then put like

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<v Speaker 2>gauz or tampon or whatever the fuck inside your nose.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never had a bloody nose, and I really want

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<v Speaker 1>a bloody nose. They're so chee like, they're so kind,

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<v Speaker 1>Like a bloody nose will just always be, but not

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<v Speaker 1>for the reasons like a lot of people think like

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<v Speaker 1>all negative, nasty, nasty, nasty nasty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like but just like getting like a dry nose,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah kind of che like. It's like, yeah, I've been

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<v Speaker 2>in a dry climate, like.

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<v Speaker 1>But I guess yeah, it's just so say it with

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<v Speaker 1>too much crazy shit. So like if I got a

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<v Speaker 1>bloody nose, my like immediate reaction would be to take

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<v Speaker 1>a picture and post it. But then everybody would be like,

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<v Speaker 1>she's doing coke.

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<v Speaker 2>Ho, the devil could be the devil. Cocaine is the devil.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you do cocaine and you're listening to this

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<v Speaker 2>high on cocaine, babe, I'm talking to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop stop a stop a stop.

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<v Speaker 2>But what were you saying though a whole lot of nothing,

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<v Speaker 2>there was something you were saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Though, Oh Fortnite bruh Okay, Fortnite is trying to monopolize

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<v Speaker 1>the gaming industry. They are trying to become the new scheme,

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<v Speaker 1>like they want to just be like if you look

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<v Speaker 1>at for.

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<v Speaker 2>They're really just trying to be roadblocks. Yeah, Roadblocks is

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<v Speaker 2>like a trillion dollar company.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, one hundred per because now their logo on

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<v Speaker 1>Fortnite is like all these like uh screenshots are just

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<v Speaker 1>like showing all the different games you can play in Fortnite,

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<v Speaker 1>Like you can do og you could do Lego build,

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<v Speaker 1>you could do like the Hunter thing like this this

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<v Speaker 1>is that ho, shut the fuck up, like, reject modernity,

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<v Speaker 1>embrace tradition, go back to just being a first person

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever third person shooter game. That's all you have

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<v Speaker 1>to be. Get that lego shit out of my fucking face.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop trying to sell me fucking sneakers for now, even

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<v Speaker 1>trying to sell me everything. Everything is like a money

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<v Speaker 1>move for Fortnite, and I just don't like it. Like

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<v Speaker 1>once a company starts to think I'm dumb enough to

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<v Speaker 1>fall into it, that's where I stop it. But I

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<v Speaker 1>will say, with all that being said, gad buy the

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<v Speaker 1>hot to go email.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, the foam posits are kind of fire like it is.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm like why seriously, Like I'm buying shoes now.

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<v Speaker 1>Consumption has gone so crazy and I'm buying shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>It's literally they're not tokens. It's like really really.

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<v Speaker 1>Shocking, So dark ye will be buying.

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<v Speaker 2>The Fortnite's fall off like really like in the last

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<v Speaker 2>like two weeks needs to be studied, cause like I

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<v Speaker 2>swear to God and no one gives a fuck about

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<v Speaker 2>that game right now, and like they need to do

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<v Speaker 2>something very drastic to bring it back, because there was

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<v Speaker 2>like a month where it was fucking fun and then

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<v Speaker 2>they started adding all this weird flying bullshit that no

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<v Speaker 2>one fucking wants. No one wants to fly a fucking

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<v Speaker 2>round in Fortnite. God damn it, no one fucking wants

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<v Speaker 2>to fly on a jet pack with the fucking century

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<v Speaker 2>gun that shoots everybody for you. That is so fucking pointless.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I want boots on ground, boots down.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, boots down on the ground, and.

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<v Speaker 2>A gold scar like hello, That's literally all I want

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<v Speaker 2>and that's all we need, and like all this flying

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<v Speaker 2>bullshit like now there's inder pearls in Fortnite, apparent ender pearls.

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<v Speaker 1>What the fuck is that?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, you know minecraft, inder pearls, Like you can throw

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<v Speaker 2>a thing two inner meters like.

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<v Speaker 1>No, okay, like no, no, we need to relo back.

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<v Speaker 1>And also I don't know why my brain is going here,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's like there are some things that when the

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<v Speaker 1>marketing is that crazy and they're going that insane, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>like fuck that. But then once I step in, I understand,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, honestly, you go and do whatever you

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<v Speaker 1>want with marketing, because that's how I feel about Wicked. Wicked,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm not a theater kid, I'm not somebody who

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<v Speaker 1>likes musicals. I'm always like ill like musicals. Whinny like

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah blah blah, Wicked got my heart, Wicked

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<v Speaker 1>Fortnight is trying to do what Wicked did with their campaign.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not gonna do it, and I'm done with Fournite.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't give a fuck about the musical Wicked. But

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<v Speaker 2>after seeing the movie, I don't know what we call ourselves,

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<v Speaker 2>Like are we wickeds? Like are we like we're like

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<v Speaker 2>wickts like etts.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's just like I'm wicked as fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's about to get wicked.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's getting about to get.

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<v Speaker 1>Like life has become extremely wicked.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but I didn't know it was like it was

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<v Speaker 2>a vibe like that, like el Faba or whatever the fuck,

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<v Speaker 2>Like we're all I feel like I.

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<v Speaker 1>Say her night name different every time, and everybody always

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<v Speaker 1>gets on me. I pronounce everyone's name incorrectly, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just the thing about Faba, Like, y'all we're all

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<v Speaker 2>alphabet Glinda, like see.

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<v Speaker 1>Even Glinda, I don't know if it's Glinda or Gna.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's Glinda. She changed her name to Glinda because

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<v Speaker 2>you use the.

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<v Speaker 1>First hour and a half the movie saying your name

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<v Speaker 1>is Glinda and have a whole scene talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>How your name is off of a play. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>really like fifteen minutes so that they dragged it out.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to see it again. I want to see

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<v Speaker 1>it again. And I didn't think. I really didn't think.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I knew I was gonna cry. I knew I

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<v Speaker 2>was going to cry down, yeah, because I just cry

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<v Speaker 2>at movies very easily.

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<v Speaker 1>But I knew I was gonna cry. But I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>think I was gonna walk away and be like that

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<v Speaker 1>was a movie that was like literally sometimes I leave

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<v Speaker 1>a movie and I'm like, that was two hours of

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<v Speaker 1>my life animated. Yeah, like it really did touch me

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<v Speaker 1>the way like the multiverse maybe we touched you.

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<v Speaker 2>Who the fuck touched you? Because I'm about to go

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<v Speaker 2>check them.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I hate to break this to you, but literally

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<v Speaker 1>everyone has had a touch of me. You ran, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ran through like loose goose, hold loose goose. Like

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<v Speaker 1>my hole is loose enough that when I hate when

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the backseat of a car because the little

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<v Speaker 1>air conditioner that points at your legs, if I like

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<v Speaker 1>don't cross my legs, the air starts shooting up and

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm so loose. Yeah, like it comes out my mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like in like the air, like hitting your loose

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<v Speaker 2>hole sounds like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's like a like a steamboat. Yeah, but no,

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<v Speaker 1>I also like me liking Wicked. Now I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>a straight guy who dates a girl who knows a

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<v Speaker 1>lot about Phoebe Bridgers or like bbadoob and like she

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<v Speaker 1>tells me all that and now I have like newfound

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<v Speaker 1>information to pull bitches. That's what liking Wicked is.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like manipulating the gay theater.

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<v Speaker 1>I get to manipulate, manipulate all the theater kids and

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<v Speaker 1>all the gays. I just feel like gay people don't

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<v Speaker 1>like me as much as they should. Like, do you

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<v Speaker 1>feel that? Like I feel like gay people don't like

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<v Speaker 1>us as much as they should.

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<v Speaker 2>I have no opinions on the LGBT other than let

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<v Speaker 2>them be.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay. LGBT sounds stands for let gays be true true.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, I want to see Wicked against bad so bad,

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<v Speaker 1>and I had so much fun and I literally like

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<v Speaker 1>we went with Rain and Josie, and like Rain and Josie,

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<v Speaker 1>Rain gives like Rain gaffs about musical theater, which I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if she's gonna feel okay with me like

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<v Speaker 1>exposing her nerd like tendencies.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that, but say, Livy, so like I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>y'all understand, Like it's not like oh like like it's

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<v Speaker 2>not like me where like I like theater, but I've

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<v Speaker 2>only been to like six plays and I don't give

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<v Speaker 2>a fuck about like the culture and I don't give

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<v Speaker 2>a fuck about the actors and like all that shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Like no, Rain is like like she like secretly like

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<v Speaker 2>closeted like it, like she kept it from me and

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<v Speaker 2>ya for the last like four years.

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<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, I had, like I feel like I know

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<v Speaker 1>so much about her. I had no idea she liked

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<v Speaker 1>musical theater that much. And then one night while we

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<v Speaker 1>were hanging out, I randomly asked her if she wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to see Wicked, and she exposed that she was so excited,

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<v Speaker 1>and then she exposed herself for being a theater kid,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh my god, everything makes so

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<v Speaker 1>much sense. Can I actually see the vide of her dancing,

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<v Speaker 1>like when she was like ha ha, like when you

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<v Speaker 1>were recording her when she.

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<v Speaker 2>Was talking to us, I'm confused.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like the video. She was like fuck you,

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<v Speaker 1>like for filming me, because she was like giving us

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<v Speaker 1>the pre moment when she did that better cries when

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<v Speaker 1>she finds out about the Wizards tea and she's like hallo,

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<v Speaker 1>like she's like getting ready to fight then.

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<v Speaker 2>Like she's ready.

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<v Speaker 1>And I love the way she was moving in that

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<v Speaker 1>because she like meant it with her whole like heart.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh um is a nerd And I'm glad I got

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<v Speaker 2>to see it with her because after the movie we

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<v Speaker 2>got tapped into some like forbidden knowledge that you would

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<v Speaker 2>only know if you're a nerd. And I was like, gag,

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<v Speaker 2>like it's it's worth the watch, go watch it. Happy

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen it because I feel like that was like

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<v Speaker 2>a cultural moment and everybody saw Barbie without me, So

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<v Speaker 2>I will never watch Barbie. That's something and that's that

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<v Speaker 2>is a personality trait for me. Now is Harry Potter

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<v Speaker 2>and Barbie. No, I'm never watching either of those fucking

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<v Speaker 2>terrible ass movies since everybody wanted to see.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm sorry, I feel like enough time has passed

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<v Speaker 1>that I can say I fucking hated Barbie, like I

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<v Speaker 1>really I didn't like it, like I get it. I

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<v Speaker 1>genuinely do. I think it's an awesome movie, but for me,

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<v Speaker 1>it felt like, oh, this was for like people who

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<v Speaker 1>are who hate women, and I just like women. So

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm watching it and I'm like.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, so I should watch it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because you have like a lot of misogyny in

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<v Speaker 1>you that needs to be like released. And I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like that movie would make you like girls because you

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<v Speaker 1>don't like girls, you like boys.

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<v Speaker 2>No girls?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, nothing so funny about like he likes boys. Next

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<v Speaker 1>time we meet somebody and they ask because like every

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<v Speaker 1>time we meet somebody, they have to do the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, immediately out to me, she's like, Drew is

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<v Speaker 2>the fucking break and likes boys.

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<v Speaker 1>He's nash, he likes boys. But people always meet us

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<v Speaker 1>and they talk to us for like thirty minutes before

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<v Speaker 1>getting brave enough to ask us if we're dating.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, like, what's like, are y'all are you? Are y'all

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<v Speaker 2>like a thing? Are y'all together? No?

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<v Speaker 1>We're like no, And then they're like, oh, okay, so

0:17:16.800 --> 0:17:20.359
<v Speaker 1>you guys work together. We're like yeah, and they're like, oh, okay,

0:17:20.800 --> 0:17:23.199
<v Speaker 1>where do you live? And then he's like, oh, I

0:17:23.240 --> 0:17:24.880
<v Speaker 1>live here, and I'm like, oh, I live there too,

0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:28.080
<v Speaker 1>and then they're like, but you guys aren't. Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we really break people's minds.

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<v Speaker 2>We're like destroying the nuclear family.

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<v Speaker 1>The nuclear family hates to see me and Drew coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you could not pay me to work for free,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm being dead serious, you really could not pay

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<v Speaker 2>me to work for free, because like if I'm doing

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<v Speaker 2>hard labor, like if I'm shoveling like ditches and picking

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<v Speaker 2>up garbage, like I'm not volunteering for that. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yeah, that's how I feel when I go

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<v Speaker 1>back home, like, no, I'm not cleaning y'all's house, like

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<v Speaker 1>like you you made me clean this house as a child.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a guest now I am a guess. Literally, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not shoveling, like literally, I'm not doing that. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>doing that. I'm not doing the snow, I'm not taking

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<v Speaker 2>out garbage, but I still do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Not me, I don't take out garbage. I genuinely like,

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<v Speaker 1>I believe a woman's job is to do dishes. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry that sounds really old ahead of me, but

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<v Speaker 1>my job is to do the dishes. Yes I do

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<v Speaker 1>the cooking, Yes I do the cleaning, and yes, the

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<v Speaker 1>men take out the purpose.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so insane. How many dishes in you makes like

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<v Speaker 2>I washed all of her dishes while she was sick

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<v Speaker 2>because she needed them for the next day. Because she

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<v Speaker 2>uses guys, I'm not kidding, I'm not exaggerating. She uses

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<v Speaker 2>at least six spoons a day, three forks, three bowls,

0:18:52.040 --> 0:18:54.840
<v Speaker 2>four mugs. Like it's unbelievable, but you know what, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>fuck this planet.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually I'm gonna get all plastic and like.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, just use one cup, one fork, one.

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<v Speaker 1>You're fucking nasty because this motherfucker uses the same cup

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<v Speaker 1>and leaves it on the fucking counter and it drives

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<v Speaker 1>me crazy because I've cleaned that cup like eight million times.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he'll get mad at me's cleaning the cup

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<v Speaker 1>because he's seasoning his water cup. And then I like,

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<v Speaker 1>at this point, I don't clean it any At this point,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't clean it with soap. I just fucking pour

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<v Speaker 1>the water and rinse it out and put it in

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<v Speaker 1>the cabinet. And the other day he picked it up

0:19:24.960 --> 0:19:26.880
<v Speaker 1>and he was like, you washed my cup, Like seriously,

0:19:26.920 --> 0:19:28.720
<v Speaker 1>you washed my cup, And I was like, no, I didn't.

0:19:28.760 --> 0:19:29.760
<v Speaker 1>I just rent it out and he was like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, thank you, Like I didn't want me to

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<v Speaker 1>wash my cup.

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<v Speaker 2>But you've been listening, ye, what's ours? Okay? Wait, So

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<v Speaker 2>for the people that don't know, there's this trend on

0:19:38.840 --> 0:19:46.000
<v Speaker 2>the internet right now going around where two people like boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, sister, daughter,

0:19:46.160 --> 0:19:48.680
<v Speaker 2>whatever the fuck, Like two people get together and they're like,

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<v Speaker 2>we listen and we don't judge. Yeah, and so like,

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<v Speaker 2>basically what it means is I say something about Enya

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm like, I clock, but I'm not judging her

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<v Speaker 2>for it. But it's a little weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we said he does it that he did

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<v Speaker 1>because you're thinking of there's another trend like that. Oh yeah,

0:20:10.560 --> 0:20:12.800
<v Speaker 1>you're right, suspect bla blah blah blah blah.

0:20:13.080 --> 0:20:16.320
<v Speaker 2>No, there's this couple that I've been watching recently does

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<v Speaker 2>both and they have a chime for we listen and

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<v Speaker 2>we don't judge.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's try Also, what this just like you explaining

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<v Speaker 1>that trend to this audience is like when I meet

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<v Speaker 1>someone new and they're saying something that's chronically online. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to admit that I like know what

0:20:33.240 --> 0:20:35.600
<v Speaker 1>they're talking about, so I'll let them tell me information

0:20:35.760 --> 0:20:37.879
<v Speaker 1>like it's doing. I'm like WHOA, Like, yeah, that's crazy,

0:20:37.960 --> 0:20:40.840
<v Speaker 1>because I just want to let this person talk. Maybe

0:20:40.880 --> 0:20:42.320
<v Speaker 1>we should just say it about each other because I

0:20:42.320 --> 0:20:44.000
<v Speaker 1>feel like we'd have an easier time. Maybe we should

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<v Speaker 1>just do the suspect.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like something that I've done to blow dry.

0:20:47.440 --> 0:20:49.520
<v Speaker 1>His fucking body after the shower instead of using a

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<v Speaker 1>towel like a normal person.

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<v Speaker 2>I just like being dry, Like I really just like

0:20:55.840 --> 0:20:59.720
<v Speaker 2>being dry. No, there's it's like something that I've done

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<v Speaker 2>to you, Like I literally like yesterday when I was

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<v Speaker 2>giving or two days ago when I gave you a

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<v Speaker 2>bag of like goodies for when you were sick, and

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<v Speaker 2>I brought you that water. I put like a concoction

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<v Speaker 2>of like drugs pills like percocets, I put ambient and

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<v Speaker 2>that's why you slept all day. And it's because I

0:21:24.119 --> 0:21:26.119
<v Speaker 2>wanted you to sleep all day so I could go

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<v Speaker 2>out and be promiscuous on the town.

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<v Speaker 1>So you you like drugged me to sleep so you

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<v Speaker 1>could cheat on me.

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<v Speaker 2>We listen and we come on. We listen and we

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<v Speaker 2>don't judge. Okay, we wait, now we do what we do.

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<v Speaker 2>We listen and we don't judge.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so Drew, since he got his haircut, he's been

0:21:51.000 --> 0:21:52.960
<v Speaker 1>like trying out all my products. But what he doesn't

0:21:53.000 --> 0:21:56.720
<v Speaker 1>know is I've been putting mixes of like nair and

0:21:56.840 --> 0:21:59.440
<v Speaker 1>other carcinogens in all of my hair products, and I

0:21:59.480 --> 0:22:00.840
<v Speaker 1>haven't been you using the ones that are on the

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<v Speaker 1>counter because I don't like that Drew gets compliments for

0:22:03.680 --> 0:22:06.880
<v Speaker 1>his hair now, so I won't all of that hailing out. Yeah,

0:22:07.119 --> 0:22:10.400
<v Speaker 1>we listen and we don't judge.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you know, okay, well you know your toothbrush right, Yeah,

0:22:16.440 --> 0:22:18.239
<v Speaker 2>it was you were like, why is it over here

0:22:18.560 --> 0:22:21.800
<v Speaker 2>when it's normally on those little white things. Well, I

0:22:22.200 --> 0:22:25.200
<v Speaker 2>had a hemorrhoid on my ass and I really needed

0:22:25.240 --> 0:22:27.520
<v Speaker 2>to pop it because like I read somewhere that popping

0:22:27.560 --> 0:22:30.400
<v Speaker 2>hemorrhoids is good when whatever, it's just your intestine lightning.

0:22:30.640 --> 0:22:32.920
<v Speaker 2>So I like grab your toothbrush and just like rub

0:22:33.040 --> 0:22:37.000
<v Speaker 2>the bristles on my hemorrhoid. Post shit, I didn't wipe yet,

0:22:37.320 --> 0:22:39.399
<v Speaker 2>and then I just put your toothbrush back. But we

0:22:39.600 --> 0:22:41.760
<v Speaker 2>like kissing shit, so it's like not that deep, not

0:22:41.880 --> 0:22:51.320
<v Speaker 2>that deep. We listen and we don't judge. Okay, I

0:22:51.440 --> 0:22:55.320
<v Speaker 2>laced your weed. We listen, then we don't judge.

0:22:55.800 --> 0:22:57.800
<v Speaker 1>Every time I smoke, I feel like I lace my

0:22:57.880 --> 0:23:01.879
<v Speaker 1>own weed. Yeah, and it's I genuinely am convinced everybody

0:23:01.920 --> 0:23:03.640
<v Speaker 1>hates me and that I'm like going crazy and I've

0:23:03.680 --> 0:23:07.200
<v Speaker 1>lost all my like all my sense of will to live,

0:23:07.680 --> 0:23:08.639
<v Speaker 1>and then I'm happy.

0:23:09.000 --> 0:23:11.600
<v Speaker 2>Is this something that happens to y'all? But I cannot

0:23:11.840 --> 0:23:15.040
<v Speaker 2>take medication for like flu like symptoms, like I can't

0:23:15.040 --> 0:23:18.119
<v Speaker 2>take their flu. I can't take pseudafed, like all of

0:23:18.200 --> 0:23:21.359
<v Speaker 2>them literally make me feel like I smoked meth. Like

0:23:21.480 --> 0:23:23.560
<v Speaker 2>it makes me like so like.

0:23:25.119 --> 0:23:25.879
<v Speaker 1>Like I know, like.

0:23:28.600 --> 0:23:32.320
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's what meth feels like. No, it makes me

0:23:32.440 --> 0:23:35.720
<v Speaker 2>feel like they're just so fast and sharp, but like

0:23:35.960 --> 0:23:37.480
<v Speaker 2>foggy headed, and.

0:23:37.520 --> 0:23:40.840
<v Speaker 1>I know moved fast as fuck just now, like I

0:23:40.960 --> 0:23:43.119
<v Speaker 1>know exactly where your head's a. It's like sometimes I

0:23:43.280 --> 0:23:46.520
<v Speaker 1>move thinking I'm like moving fast, but it's like so slow.

0:23:47.840 --> 0:23:50.600
<v Speaker 2>But I know sudafed is inside of meth. And that's

0:23:50.640 --> 0:23:52.280
<v Speaker 2>why there's like laws where you can only buy a

0:23:52.320 --> 0:23:52.800
<v Speaker 2>couple bots.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's flacibo because you know way too much

0:23:55.000 --> 0:23:56.040
<v Speaker 1>about drugs. I think if you.

0:23:56.080 --> 0:23:58.160
<v Speaker 2>Didn't know that, you wouldn't like well before I knew

0:23:58.240 --> 0:24:00.520
<v Speaker 2>that I was feeling it when I was younger, and

0:24:00.600 --> 0:24:05.119
<v Speaker 2>then I went on this website literally fucked me, fucked

0:24:05.160 --> 0:24:07.240
<v Speaker 2>me over. I know, it became like Y two k.

0:24:07.440 --> 0:24:08.760
<v Speaker 2>It became alive and fucked me.

0:24:09.280 --> 0:24:09.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

0:24:09.960 --> 0:24:12.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, websites can do that. Y'all watch it and Y

0:24:12.119 --> 0:24:12.359
<v Speaker 2>two K.

0:24:12.560 --> 0:24:15.119
<v Speaker 1>They should have had the machines fucking the people.

0:24:17.720 --> 0:24:25.040
<v Speaker 2>We listen and we done. Oh wait, should we do

0:24:25.119 --> 0:24:28.320
<v Speaker 2>the suspect ones? Oh but this website earrow would changed

0:24:28.359 --> 0:24:30.240
<v Speaker 2>my life for the worst. And now I know everything

0:24:30.320 --> 0:24:32.680
<v Speaker 2>there ever could possibly ever be known about drugs. But

0:24:32.840 --> 0:24:35.000
<v Speaker 2>one story that stuck with me from that website, from

0:24:35.080 --> 0:24:36.639
<v Speaker 2>like two thousand and nine or some shit like that,

0:24:37.440 --> 0:24:43.840
<v Speaker 2>was this dude had like a friend that was blind

0:24:44.000 --> 0:24:46.440
<v Speaker 2>from birth, like it was a congenital disease and he

0:24:46.760 --> 0:24:49.160
<v Speaker 2>could not see from birth. They were like twenty something

0:24:49.240 --> 0:24:51.560
<v Speaker 2>year old at this point, and this dude had a

0:24:51.640 --> 0:24:54.399
<v Speaker 2>cabin in the woods and he would go and like

0:24:54.520 --> 0:24:59.400
<v Speaker 2>occasionally go trip at this cabin and his blind friend

0:24:59.520 --> 0:25:01.520
<v Speaker 2>was like, yo, like I kind of want to try

0:25:01.560 --> 0:25:05.119
<v Speaker 2>hallucinogens and at this point, like girl, like, what are

0:25:05.160 --> 0:25:06.680
<v Speaker 2>you going to see? Like I think I think it

0:25:06.800 --> 0:25:10.560
<v Speaker 2>was DMT, which is like crazy like crazy vibes, but

0:25:10.760 --> 0:25:13.399
<v Speaker 2>like the dude was like, oh wait, like that's kind

0:25:13.440 --> 0:25:15.600
<v Speaker 2>of tea, Like why haven't we tried this on like

0:25:15.920 --> 0:25:18.400
<v Speaker 2>blind people, Like what what would they see if they've

0:25:18.440 --> 0:25:21.040
<v Speaker 2>never perceived anything ever? Like are they going to perceive

0:25:21.160 --> 0:25:24.720
<v Speaker 2>the same shit that we see? Well, these dudes like

0:25:24.840 --> 0:25:30.359
<v Speaker 2>went out by the pond and both smoked DMT and

0:25:30.480 --> 0:25:34.080
<v Speaker 2>this dude, like the blind dude, for like seven minutes,

0:25:34.200 --> 0:25:36.720
<v Speaker 2>was like I can see I see everything. I've seen

0:25:36.760 --> 0:25:39.320
<v Speaker 2>it all. I understand now, I understand now. And then

0:25:39.359 --> 0:25:42.800
<v Speaker 2>the high were off and like he went back to

0:25:42.920 --> 0:25:45.720
<v Speaker 2>being blind, but like the dude like kept trying to

0:25:45.800 --> 0:25:48.000
<v Speaker 2>get him to describe what he was seeing because his

0:25:48.119 --> 0:25:50.800
<v Speaker 2>eyes were like wide open. He's always has his eyes closed,

0:25:50.840 --> 0:25:53.080
<v Speaker 2>but his eyes were like wide open, and like the

0:25:53.160 --> 0:25:55.240
<v Speaker 2>dude was like, I don't think I was seeing like

0:25:55.440 --> 0:25:57.240
<v Speaker 2>the world, Like I don't think I was seeing what

0:25:57.400 --> 0:26:01.880
<v Speaker 2>you see, but I was seeing something that I've never

0:26:02.080 --> 0:26:04.840
<v Speaker 2>seen before. And he was like gagging by it. But

0:26:04.920 --> 0:26:06.520
<v Speaker 2>it just like makes you think like what the fuck?

0:26:06.680 --> 0:26:10.960
<v Speaker 2>Like what is it? What is a trip? Like I mean, honestly,

0:26:11.080 --> 0:26:13.080
<v Speaker 2>like this world is all a hallucination if you think

0:26:13.080 --> 0:26:15.879
<v Speaker 2>about it like really, because like our brains are like

0:26:16.040 --> 0:26:19.080
<v Speaker 2>fucking seeing this and then processing it inside of our heads.

0:26:19.119 --> 0:26:21.159
<v Speaker 2>So it's like I don't even want to get into it.

0:26:21.240 --> 0:26:23.480
<v Speaker 2>It freaks me the fuck out. But like touch, feel

0:26:23.560 --> 0:26:25.320
<v Speaker 2>senses like too much, too fucking much.

0:26:25.440 --> 0:26:25.920
<v Speaker 3>I know it.

0:26:26.160 --> 0:26:28.159
<v Speaker 1>It's like too much. It's like the other day when

0:26:28.160 --> 0:26:30.400
<v Speaker 1>I was watching that vlog of the guy who goes

0:26:30.480 --> 0:26:33.240
<v Speaker 1>to to like Turkey.

0:26:32.960 --> 0:26:34.200
<v Speaker 2>To get a hairline transplant.

0:26:34.560 --> 0:26:36.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I actually saw a video of a

0:26:36.359 --> 0:26:37.959
<v Speaker 1>guy sitting in a lobby with a bunch of other

0:26:38.000 --> 0:26:38.720
<v Speaker 1>people who got in.

0:26:38.880 --> 0:26:43.159
<v Speaker 2>I was like, the fucking bumps on the brain, Like

0:26:43.359 --> 0:26:46.280
<v Speaker 2>it's really like bumpy, Like I don't have trip to phobia,

0:26:46.359 --> 0:26:48.040
<v Speaker 2>but like, bitch, if you come around me with a

0:26:48.119 --> 0:26:54.480
<v Speaker 2>hair transplant, I am taking a fucking bristled brush brushing

0:26:54.520 --> 0:26:57.119
<v Speaker 2>those little hair follicles off your fucking scalp. Bruh.

0:26:57.440 --> 0:27:00.920
<v Speaker 1>Like the thing is literally, no, oh, hey, go and

0:27:00.960 --> 0:27:03.160
<v Speaker 1>get your fucking hair. I wish I got it for free,

0:27:03.440 --> 0:27:06.360
<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, like, if you want it, go and get it. Oh,

0:27:06.480 --> 0:27:08.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't need to see the recovery process.

0:27:08.160 --> 0:27:10.639
<v Speaker 2>It's fucking keeping keep that to yourself.

0:27:10.400 --> 0:27:13.040
<v Speaker 1>Say inside, don't post pictures. I don't want to see

0:27:13.080 --> 0:27:14.600
<v Speaker 1>it just pop out with a new hairline.

0:27:14.920 --> 0:27:17.720
<v Speaker 2>I cannot believe I missed those free hairline transplants.

0:27:17.760 --> 0:27:19.040
<v Speaker 1>Don't like you could get it even crazy.

0:27:19.119 --> 0:27:22.440
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I really don't need one, Like my hairline

0:27:22.560 --> 0:27:30.600
<v Speaker 2>is healthy, strong hairline, but I just want it because,

0:27:30.680 --> 0:27:31.720
<v Speaker 2>like it would be so funny.

0:27:32.440 --> 0:27:34.000
<v Speaker 1>I guess it would be funny. Maybe we just get

0:27:34.040 --> 0:27:35.520
<v Speaker 1>you a baal cap and we get somebody to fake

0:27:35.520 --> 0:27:37.320
<v Speaker 1>it on you. Yeah, really funny for a video.

0:27:37.400 --> 0:27:40.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like literally just like, oh, I'm getting a hairline transplant.

0:27:41.040 --> 0:27:43.680
<v Speaker 1>It would be funny as fuck. What was I gonna

0:27:43.720 --> 0:27:45.040
<v Speaker 1>say that?

0:27:45.359 --> 0:27:49.120
<v Speaker 2>Actually we listen and we don't judge. That was fun.

0:27:50.560 --> 0:27:50.600
<v Speaker 4>What?

0:27:50.760 --> 0:27:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Sorry? Keep eying? Why has this year been so green?

0:27:54.560 --> 0:27:58.040
<v Speaker 2>We had Brat and Alphaba. It's been really fucking green

0:27:58.080 --> 0:28:04.840
<v Speaker 2>this year. And that's not because you had Pink Barbie. Yeah,

0:28:04.880 --> 0:28:08.120
<v Speaker 2>we have pink and now we have everything.

0:28:07.840 --> 0:28:11.240
<v Speaker 1>Everything, everything, everything, everything. He's connected.

0:28:11.280 --> 0:28:11.480
<v Speaker 2>Guys.

0:28:11.480 --> 0:28:13.720
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm gonna go into spiritual if.

0:28:13.600 --> 0:28:17.560
<v Speaker 2>You're not careful, like Cosmo and Wanda. Cosmo and Wanda

0:28:17.640 --> 0:28:17.919
<v Speaker 2>are not.

0:28:18.119 --> 0:28:23.320
<v Speaker 1>Sick Linda and Alphabet are not slick gay Linda. But yeah,

0:28:23.320 --> 0:28:27.119
<v Speaker 1>I think I'm gonna go into spiritual psychosis. If oh

0:28:27.200 --> 0:28:33.040
<v Speaker 1>my god, we leaves me, if anybody like, yeah, if someone.

0:28:32.880 --> 0:28:38.280
<v Speaker 2>Leaves you always is weird and back and forth. Sometimes

0:28:38.880 --> 0:28:40.280
<v Speaker 2>you're talking about at the end of the day, like

0:28:40.320 --> 0:28:51.080
<v Speaker 2>you could go, no, yeah, that's I don't know.

0:28:51.600 --> 0:28:53.840
<v Speaker 1>But if somebody is high listening to this and they

0:28:54.000 --> 0:28:56.200
<v Speaker 1>just so happen to look away and like do something else.

0:28:56.240 --> 0:28:57.800
<v Speaker 1>If I heard that while I was high, I would

0:28:57.840 --> 0:28:59.120
<v Speaker 1>literally freak the funk out, and.

0:28:59.120 --> 0:29:01.160
<v Speaker 2>I would like six times.

0:29:01.360 --> 0:29:03.800
<v Speaker 1>It's like rewinding it too much, and then they land

0:29:03.880 --> 0:29:06.160
<v Speaker 1>where we're actually talking normal and they can't find the

0:29:06.240 --> 0:29:07.440
<v Speaker 1>part that that just happens.

0:29:07.920 --> 0:29:12.160
<v Speaker 2>Wait, guys, rate my rat tail at a ten. I

0:29:12.240 --> 0:29:13.479
<v Speaker 2>think it's already getting longer.

0:29:14.880 --> 0:29:16.280
<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're fucking delusional.

0:29:16.720 --> 0:29:18.360
<v Speaker 2>I need it to be long enough where I can

0:29:18.440 --> 0:29:19.960
<v Speaker 2>go across and make a mustache.

0:29:20.920 --> 0:29:22.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna literally hit you.

0:29:23.440 --> 0:29:29.040
<v Speaker 2>Should we do the Suspect challenge. Suspect is a hypochondriac

0:29:29.160 --> 0:29:31.880
<v Speaker 2>and convinces herself that she's ill now all of a sudden,

0:29:32.000 --> 0:29:34.240
<v Speaker 2>and now thinks she has tonsilstones.

0:29:34.840 --> 0:29:39.240
<v Speaker 1>Okay, sorry, I have OCD and all my friends are

0:29:39.280 --> 0:29:41.600
<v Speaker 1>fucking crazy and talk about sickness, and now the sickness

0:29:41.680 --> 0:29:43.600
<v Speaker 1>is in my head because I'm like, I hear about

0:29:43.600 --> 0:29:44.960
<v Speaker 1>the sickness, and I'm like, oh my god, I might

0:29:45.000 --> 0:29:48.560
<v Speaker 1>have the sickness too. If everybody else is, I'm literally

0:29:48.680 --> 0:29:50.520
<v Speaker 1>going wicked, Like I'm wicked as fuck right now.

0:29:50.560 --> 0:29:53.680
<v Speaker 2>Wait, it's about to get like it's really really about

0:29:53.760 --> 0:29:54.320
<v Speaker 2>to get licked.

0:29:54.360 --> 0:29:55.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh so I need to clarify. I think I have

0:29:55.600 --> 0:29:57.680
<v Speaker 1>tons of lightis, but my breath has not stunk because

0:29:57.720 --> 0:29:59.920
<v Speaker 1>I am a maniac about my oral hygiene.

0:30:00.720 --> 0:30:03.600
<v Speaker 2>I would in you if you had a tonsilstone. One

0:30:03.960 --> 0:30:06.960
<v Speaker 2>you would know, two I would know, and I would

0:30:07.000 --> 0:30:10.120
<v Speaker 2>not let you fucking leave the goddamn house with a tonsilstone.

0:30:10.280 --> 0:30:12.040
<v Speaker 2>There are some people in my life that I'm like,

0:30:12.120 --> 0:30:14.880
<v Speaker 2>it's not even worth the fucking trouble, Like go and

0:30:15.000 --> 0:30:18.920
<v Speaker 2>be stinky, Like go ahead, stinky, but you no, I'm

0:30:18.920 --> 0:30:19.280
<v Speaker 2>not letting.

0:30:19.680 --> 0:30:21.960
<v Speaker 1>What's really happening is I probably just have a science affection.

0:30:22.040 --> 0:30:24.160
<v Speaker 1>But it doesn't matter because I got on zokdalk last

0:30:24.240 --> 0:30:26.440
<v Speaker 1>night and I booked an appointment to go see a

0:30:26.560 --> 0:30:29.360
<v Speaker 1>nose throw an ear doctor today, so it doesn't even matter.

0:30:29.400 --> 0:30:30.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna nip it in the butt.

0:30:30.760 --> 0:30:33.600
<v Speaker 2>I might could get an STD test today I would

0:30:33.680 --> 0:30:36.520
<v Speaker 2>literally go with you. It's been like six months, but

0:30:36.560 --> 0:30:38.880
<v Speaker 2>I've really been celibate. But I'm scared of like toilet

0:30:38.960 --> 0:30:42.040
<v Speaker 2>seed STDs, like for real, buck.

0:30:41.920 --> 0:30:45.959
<v Speaker 1>Wait, what was I saying with? Oh? Okay, bitch, uh

0:30:46.080 --> 0:30:48.240
<v Speaker 1>Suspect never wants to leave the house and then complains

0:30:48.240 --> 0:30:49.720
<v Speaker 1>about being bored and sad all day.

0:30:52.880 --> 0:30:59.680
<v Speaker 2>That was too farm I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, suspec.

0:31:06.000 --> 0:31:07.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean this one's for both of us. It's like

0:31:07.520 --> 0:31:09.800
<v Speaker 2>a read for both of us. But like suspect like

0:31:10.320 --> 0:31:12.480
<v Speaker 2>bias Pauler McLay and then puts it in a bag

0:31:12.560 --> 0:31:14.400
<v Speaker 2>and it sits and collects us and we never pick

0:31:14.440 --> 0:31:16.400
<v Speaker 2>it up. And we do that with every single fucking

0:31:16.440 --> 0:31:17.440
<v Speaker 2>hobby we ever pick it.

0:31:18.920 --> 0:31:19.440
<v Speaker 1>I picked up.

0:31:19.520 --> 0:31:22.920
<v Speaker 2>It's committing a sitting. It is committing a mad sitting. Also,

0:31:23.240 --> 0:31:25.360
<v Speaker 2>look how dirty our kitchen is after we just got

0:31:25.440 --> 0:31:28.080
<v Speaker 2>it cleaned. Okay, suspect does not pick up after herself.

0:31:28.240 --> 0:31:32.040
<v Speaker 1>Suspect has been sick. And Suspect was given a bunch

0:31:32.080 --> 0:31:35.160
<v Speaker 1>of free pastries, which I really really do appreciate, but

0:31:35.280 --> 0:31:37.760
<v Speaker 1>it was enough pastries to feed a fucking village.

0:31:38.160 --> 0:31:42.840
<v Speaker 2>The e was delicious. What was the Cafe Chess Crazy

0:31:42.880 --> 0:31:47.240
<v Speaker 2>Cafe Clark Street. Is that the one we went with Colin? Yeah?

0:31:48.360 --> 0:31:52.560
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, well, well I don't think people are having sex.

0:31:53.200 --> 0:31:57.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh that that is literally like I'm not buying, Like

0:31:57.800 --> 0:32:01.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm not buying it because every you're telling me, every

0:32:01.360 --> 0:32:05.000
<v Speaker 2>single baby on this planet was conceived by those ugly

0:32:05.160 --> 0:32:08.960
<v Speaker 2>motherfucking fuckers doing us, Like I don't know, Like that

0:32:09.200 --> 0:32:11.960
<v Speaker 2>was so mean and I recognize that, but like, there's

0:32:12.040 --> 0:32:13.280
<v Speaker 2>no way y'all are having sex.

0:32:13.520 --> 0:32:17.440
<v Speaker 1>It's just Also it's just weird because like it's statistics

0:32:17.520 --> 0:32:19.760
<v Speaker 1>are true. That means that every time we go into

0:32:19.840 --> 0:32:21.960
<v Speaker 1>like a meeting or we go out and we interact

0:32:22.000 --> 0:32:24.240
<v Speaker 1>with somebody, there's a high chance of the person you're

0:32:24.280 --> 0:32:28.960
<v Speaker 1>interacting with had sex the night before. And I just

0:32:29.040 --> 0:32:31.000
<v Speaker 1>don't believe it. Yeah, I don't believe that you were

0:32:31.120 --> 0:32:33.640
<v Speaker 1>butt naked, nasty like a Rick James super freak last

0:32:33.720 --> 0:32:35.240
<v Speaker 1>night and now you're just alive and.

0:32:35.280 --> 0:32:37.280
<v Speaker 2>In my face or even this morning.

0:32:37.640 --> 0:32:41.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, mourning sex is literally I am sorry. You

0:32:41.720 --> 0:32:44.280
<v Speaker 1>were fucking gluttonous and you were going to perish in hell.

0:32:44.600 --> 0:32:47.040
<v Speaker 1>God is up and like the sun is out and

0:32:47.240 --> 0:32:49.640
<v Speaker 1>like why are you doing that? Like Why are you

0:32:49.760 --> 0:32:51.600
<v Speaker 1>doing that with the sun out? To have sex with

0:32:51.680 --> 0:32:54.200
<v Speaker 1>the sun out? You are fucking perverted and you're evil

0:32:54.240 --> 0:32:55.000
<v Speaker 1>and you're going to hell.

0:32:55.080 --> 0:32:57.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, I like sunning my butthole. I do it in

0:32:57.160 --> 0:32:57.640
<v Speaker 2>the windows.

0:32:57.800 --> 0:33:01.560
<v Speaker 1>Read your whole. I do. Like I get being naked

0:33:02.280 --> 0:33:04.560
<v Speaker 1>in nature, but fucking ill.

0:33:04.920 --> 0:33:07.800
<v Speaker 2>Ill like pine needles in the bronze.

0:33:07.480 --> 0:33:10.560
<v Speaker 1>And like no, I'm sorry having sex in the daytime.

0:33:10.640 --> 0:33:12.560
<v Speaker 1>It's it's like I get it. Like some people are

0:33:12.640 --> 0:33:14.760
<v Speaker 1>actually like freaking leaks like that and they're down for

0:33:14.840 --> 0:33:17.680
<v Speaker 1>whatever time, don't you dare?

0:33:17.960 --> 0:33:20.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I really think everybody's just lying to look cooler,

0:33:20.920 --> 0:33:23.719
<v Speaker 2>Like you know, like how some kids like like growing

0:33:23.840 --> 0:33:27.280
<v Speaker 2>up lie just like casualize, Like I think that's like

0:33:27.520 --> 0:33:30.120
<v Speaker 2>everybody's just like, oh well, like if I'm supposed to

0:33:30.160 --> 0:33:32.440
<v Speaker 2>be having sex three times a week, like I guess

0:33:32.480 --> 0:33:34.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm having sex three times a week when you haven't

0:33:34.520 --> 0:33:36.680
<v Speaker 2>been touched by your wife in a year because you're

0:33:36.760 --> 0:33:40.520
<v Speaker 2>fucking terrible, nasty, gross, stinky, fucking man that doesn't wipe

0:33:40.560 --> 0:33:40.880
<v Speaker 2>his ass.

0:33:41.200 --> 0:33:43.760
<v Speaker 1>Like that's the other thing is just like I'm like

0:33:43.880 --> 0:33:47.520
<v Speaker 1>so curious are people like having good sex is everywhere?

0:33:47.600 --> 0:33:49.040
<v Speaker 1>Cause I feel like a lot of people are just

0:33:49.120 --> 0:33:49.840
<v Speaker 1>having mid sex.

0:33:49.880 --> 0:33:51.280
<v Speaker 2>And I don't think sex is good.

0:33:52.760 --> 0:33:55.880
<v Speaker 1>I like, I both agree and I disagree, Like I

0:33:55.920 --> 0:33:58.240
<v Speaker 1>don't think sex is I will never understand. Like I

0:33:58.400 --> 0:34:02.280
<v Speaker 1>have been blessed to have like very very nice sexual experiences,

0:34:03.840 --> 0:34:06.760
<v Speaker 1>but it's really nothing that it's it's it's never anything

0:34:06.800 --> 0:34:09.799
<v Speaker 1>to like bend over backwards for like you're not gonna

0:34:09.840 --> 0:34:14.320
<v Speaker 1>catch me like going out of my way to have sex.

0:34:14.520 --> 0:34:16.799
<v Speaker 1>Like it's it's like that's too much. It's either gonna

0:34:16.840 --> 0:34:23.280
<v Speaker 1>happen or it's not. And also I'm just like right, also, looks.

0:34:23.080 --> 0:34:27.479
<v Speaker 2>Like the killer is is the killer? Oh wait, y'all,

0:34:28.040 --> 0:34:29.879
<v Speaker 2>this is something else I wanted to talk about thinking

0:34:29.960 --> 0:34:35.160
<v Speaker 2>of thinking about sex. So I considered posting that photo

0:34:35.440 --> 0:34:39.399
<v Speaker 2>of me that I posted recently. Oh my god, wait,

0:34:39.480 --> 0:34:42.600
<v Speaker 2>this is a fucking vibe. Look who followed me. I

0:34:42.640 --> 0:34:44.400
<v Speaker 2>don't know who the fuck this is, but the like

0:34:44.840 --> 0:34:50.239
<v Speaker 2>artwork he creates is hilarious. But okay, I posted this

0:34:50.360 --> 0:34:56.279
<v Speaker 2>ig photo and uh it absolutely destroyed. But I was

0:34:56.360 --> 0:34:59.600
<v Speaker 2>literally I'm not kidding. I sat on this photo for

0:34:59.760 --> 0:35:01.919
<v Speaker 2>like straight up a year straight being like I'm gonna

0:35:01.960 --> 0:35:04.080
<v Speaker 2>post it. I'm gonna post it. But like I was

0:35:04.200 --> 0:35:07.480
<v Speaker 2>nervous because like one like, unfortunately I look good in it,

0:35:07.560 --> 0:35:09.600
<v Speaker 2>so it looks like I'm just like trying to be sexy,

0:35:10.080 --> 0:35:12.320
<v Speaker 2>and I did not want that to come across as that.

0:35:12.480 --> 0:35:14.840
<v Speaker 2>And yes I did edit my fucking ass, like obviously

0:35:14.920 --> 0:35:17.399
<v Speaker 2>I edited my ass like you can see, like, bitch,

0:35:17.520 --> 0:35:21.440
<v Speaker 2>if I really wanted to do some indescript edits like oh,

0:35:21.760 --> 0:35:23.719
<v Speaker 2>you would never be able to tell. But yes, I

0:35:23.880 --> 0:35:27.279
<v Speaker 2>edited my fucking ass. But anyways, I said on this

0:35:27.360 --> 0:35:31.320
<v Speaker 2>photo for fucking years, like literally just not wanting to

0:35:31.440 --> 0:35:34.960
<v Speaker 2>post it, y'all. After I posted this photo, I'm not kidding,

0:35:35.239 --> 0:35:39.360
<v Speaker 2>Like six trade text me like I'm not kidding, Like

0:35:39.480 --> 0:35:43.520
<v Speaker 2>literally six of my tradesmen texted me like it was crazy.

0:35:43.840 --> 0:35:47.080
<v Speaker 2>It was like they like want me so fucking bad.

0:35:47.400 --> 0:35:48.400
<v Speaker 1>Do you reply to Annie?

0:35:48.640 --> 0:35:51.719
<v Speaker 2>No, there's one that I really need to reply to,

0:35:51.880 --> 0:35:56.520
<v Speaker 2>but I'm scared because I just haven't been good at

0:35:56.560 --> 0:35:58.080
<v Speaker 2>replying and I just feel bad. I don't know if

0:35:58.120 --> 0:35:59.920
<v Speaker 2>you ever do that, but like I get trapped in

0:36:00.080 --> 0:36:03.880
<v Speaker 2>this loop where like I'll be texting someone like friends,

0:36:03.960 --> 0:36:06.680
<v Speaker 2>whatever the fuck the vibe is, and I'll just like

0:36:07.040 --> 0:36:08.799
<v Speaker 2>be scrolling on TikTok to see the text and then

0:36:08.920 --> 0:36:11.400
<v Speaker 2>just not respond and then like I'll but I'll open

0:36:11.480 --> 0:36:14.239
<v Speaker 2>it and then it like doesn't show up that like

0:36:14.520 --> 0:36:16.759
<v Speaker 2>it's unopened and it's unopened, so I just see it

0:36:16.760 --> 0:36:18.440
<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, oh, I must have already responded when

0:36:18.440 --> 0:36:20.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm looking through my text, and then it like a

0:36:20.640 --> 0:36:22.840
<v Speaker 2>week will pass by and I'm like going through my

0:36:22.960 --> 0:36:24.760
<v Speaker 2>text and I'm like, oh my god, I never responded,

0:36:24.760 --> 0:36:26.840
<v Speaker 2>and then I'm like, fuck, it's been too long to respond,

0:36:26.920 --> 0:36:29.120
<v Speaker 2>and now I can't respond because like, oh, like oh

0:36:29.160 --> 0:36:31.359
<v Speaker 2>I just forgot to text you back. Sorry, Like that's

0:36:31.360 --> 0:36:33.560
<v Speaker 2>such a bunk ass excuse and probably makes the person

0:36:33.640 --> 0:36:35.840
<v Speaker 2>feel like shit, and then it spirals out of control

0:36:35.880 --> 0:36:37.640
<v Speaker 2>and I'm just like, oh my god, Like now it's

0:36:37.719 --> 0:36:40.080
<v Speaker 2>been like fucking four months and like I haven't texted

0:36:40.120 --> 0:36:42.000
<v Speaker 2>this person back, and I feel so fucking bad.

0:36:42.080 --> 0:36:42.319
<v Speaker 1>But like.

0:36:45.480 --> 0:36:46.799
<v Speaker 2>Ra I got bigger fish to fry.

0:36:47.120 --> 0:36:49.319
<v Speaker 1>I just like, I am sorry. If you don't get

0:36:49.360 --> 0:36:52.200
<v Speaker 1>a text back from me. You have to know my character,

0:36:52.480 --> 0:36:55.520
<v Speaker 1>know that it's not that deep and I'm sorry. And

0:36:55.880 --> 0:36:58.360
<v Speaker 1>like if it was a serious text I didn't reply to,

0:36:58.440 --> 0:37:00.359
<v Speaker 1>I'll always call it out and be like, oh my god,

0:37:00.360 --> 0:37:02.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry, Like we should talk, but if it's

0:37:02.960 --> 0:37:05.080
<v Speaker 1>some random shit, I will just. One thing about me

0:37:05.200 --> 0:37:06.560
<v Speaker 1>is if I don't want to keep replying, I just

0:37:06.560 --> 0:37:09.359
<v Speaker 1>stop replying or I just start giving like the most

0:37:09.440 --> 0:37:11.839
<v Speaker 1>bunk ass answers until the person is like, oh she's

0:37:11.880 --> 0:37:14.400
<v Speaker 1>not entertained anymore. I'm tapping out cause I just like

0:37:14.520 --> 0:37:16.600
<v Speaker 1>I can't do the texting. Also, I just don't look

0:37:16.640 --> 0:37:18.680
<v Speaker 1>through text, Like the only time I checked to see

0:37:18.719 --> 0:37:20.719
<v Speaker 1>if I have text is when I wake up, and

0:37:20.760 --> 0:37:22.520
<v Speaker 1>at this point says I've been waking up so early.

0:37:22.640 --> 0:37:25.120
<v Speaker 1>I wake up to my phone dead empty, and I'm like,

0:37:25.239 --> 0:37:26.560
<v Speaker 1>all right, I guess I don't have to look at

0:37:26.560 --> 0:37:28.440
<v Speaker 1>my text all day. And then I just don't look

0:37:28.480 --> 0:37:30.320
<v Speaker 1>at my text all day and it's really bad and

0:37:30.640 --> 0:37:34.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I'm sorry if you, if you wait, if

0:37:34.800 --> 0:37:38.040
<v Speaker 1>you on my eleven I gave you that's what I do.

0:37:38.280 --> 0:37:39.160
<v Speaker 1>Come me.

0:37:41.239 --> 0:37:45.560
<v Speaker 2>Well, November felt like six hours long, like do you

0:37:45.600 --> 0:37:47.880
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean? Like I'm normally like yeah, I know,

0:37:48.160 --> 0:37:50.920
<v Speaker 2>like everyone's like, wow, this year flew by. I'm like, yeah,

0:37:50.960 --> 0:37:53.000
<v Speaker 2>it flew by, but like that's every fucking year, like

0:37:53.120 --> 0:37:55.680
<v Speaker 2>yeah whatever, Like post COVID, it's like I'm used to it.

0:37:55.760 --> 0:37:58.839
<v Speaker 2>By now, But November literally felt like six hours long.

0:37:58.920 --> 0:38:02.480
<v Speaker 2>Like I'm not kidding, Like I cannot believe how quickly

0:38:02.600 --> 0:38:04.279
<v Speaker 2>it went by. And I think it was just like

0:38:04.840 --> 0:38:07.120
<v Speaker 2>how busy we were, Like I can't.

0:38:06.920 --> 0:38:08.280
<v Speaker 1>Remember anything from November.

0:38:08.760 --> 0:38:13.080
<v Speaker 2>November is trauma block November. Every four years, I trauma

0:38:13.120 --> 0:38:14.120
<v Speaker 2>block November.

0:38:14.520 --> 0:38:15.920
<v Speaker 1>November was a month to forget.

0:38:16.640 --> 0:38:17.560
<v Speaker 2>November month.

0:38:17.680 --> 0:38:21.160
<v Speaker 1>Really it was a month to forget. Actually yeah, now

0:38:21.200 --> 0:38:24.520
<v Speaker 1>that I'm thinking about it, I'm having like PTSD written

0:38:24.640 --> 0:38:26.800
<v Speaker 1>flashbacks of like all the bad things that happen in

0:38:26.880 --> 0:38:30.000
<v Speaker 1>November and November is a month to forget. Like trauma

0:38:30.080 --> 0:38:30.960
<v Speaker 1>blocking is good.

0:38:31.360 --> 0:38:34.200
<v Speaker 2>Sorry if it's like your birthday month, but like really

0:38:35.040 --> 0:38:36.400
<v Speaker 2>it's like the worst month.

0:38:36.920 --> 0:38:38.920
<v Speaker 1>If you give a fuck about your birthday. Boo fucking who.

0:38:39.760 --> 0:38:42.480
<v Speaker 1>Like I am literally like I feel like the Grinch birthdays.

0:38:42.480 --> 0:38:43.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't give a fuck.

0:38:43.520 --> 0:38:46.800
<v Speaker 2>It was like it was kind of like in school

0:38:46.800 --> 0:38:48.840
<v Speaker 2>growing up, I felt like November was like the longest

0:38:48.920 --> 0:38:53.040
<v Speaker 2>month because like it was right before that break. Yeah,

0:38:53.160 --> 0:38:56.919
<v Speaker 2>but also I'm like kids now get like fucking four

0:38:56.960 --> 0:38:58.680
<v Speaker 2>weeks off, like kids are not in school.

0:38:58.880 --> 0:39:01.520
<v Speaker 1>My siblings got the whole week of things giving off,

0:39:01.840 --> 0:39:04.719
<v Speaker 1>huh go and fucking learn to read because a lot

0:39:04.760 --> 0:39:07.479
<v Speaker 1>of y'all are getting passed down grades and you can't

0:39:07.560 --> 0:39:08.160
<v Speaker 1>fucking read.

0:39:08.440 --> 0:39:11.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's really really like I feel so old headed.

0:39:11.640 --> 0:39:14.560
<v Speaker 2>But I'm like, oh my god, Like the doctors and

0:39:14.640 --> 0:39:17.360
<v Speaker 2>the nurses are learning chat GPT knowledge and they're not

0:39:17.440 --> 0:39:18.400
<v Speaker 2>actually learning.

0:39:18.280 --> 0:39:18.480
<v Speaker 3>You know.

0:39:18.600 --> 0:39:20.719
<v Speaker 2>But I guess, like, honestly, they can just ask chat

0:39:20.880 --> 0:39:24.800
<v Speaker 2>GPT if they can pass medical schools with chat GBT

0:39:25.360 --> 0:39:28.919
<v Speaker 2>and like not retain any knowledge, bitch on the operating table.

0:39:28.960 --> 0:39:31.800
<v Speaker 2>They could literally just be like, hey, what do I do?

0:39:32.320 --> 0:39:34.799
<v Speaker 2>And it will answer it and they passed, so it's

0:39:34.880 --> 0:39:36.520
<v Speaker 2>like the right answer. So they're just fucking do it

0:39:36.560 --> 0:39:39.040
<v Speaker 2>on the operating table. But I'm like, I mean I

0:39:39.080 --> 0:39:41.120
<v Speaker 2>always think that, but I'm like modernity.

0:39:41.280 --> 0:39:45.960
<v Speaker 1>Doctor Miami literally live stream fucking BBL surgeries like eight

0:39:46.080 --> 0:39:49.279
<v Speaker 1>years ago. Yeah, it's like we're really We're okay, We're

0:39:49.320 --> 0:39:50.400
<v Speaker 1>in good hands, We're fine.

0:39:50.640 --> 0:39:50.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:39:51.320 --> 0:39:54.719
<v Speaker 1>I Also, I just don't believe in doctors, so not

0:39:54.840 --> 0:39:57.919
<v Speaker 1>because I'm anti science, but because I'm scared.

0:39:57.760 --> 0:40:01.359
<v Speaker 2>Of doctors, Doctor Octagonopus.

0:40:01.800 --> 0:40:03.840
<v Speaker 1>That's why when I get sick, I get so freaked

0:40:03.840 --> 0:40:06.799
<v Speaker 1>out because I really am just like not ever thinking

0:40:06.840 --> 0:40:08.960
<v Speaker 1>about my health, which I want to take more serious

0:40:09.000 --> 0:40:12.000
<v Speaker 1>in the following year, Like I really want to care

0:40:12.160 --> 0:40:15.040
<v Speaker 1>for myself in a deeper way because this is my

0:40:15.200 --> 0:40:17.200
<v Speaker 1>only body and I should be taking care of it.

0:40:18.000 --> 0:40:20.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you notice, but there's no puff

0:40:20.120 --> 0:40:22.239
<v Speaker 1>bar on me. I still have one, but I'm trying

0:40:22.280 --> 0:40:25.400
<v Speaker 1>to wean off. I really want to just like treat

0:40:25.480 --> 0:40:28.239
<v Speaker 1>my body with more respect in the following year, because

0:40:28.280 --> 0:40:30.239
<v Speaker 1>it's my only body and I want to take care

0:40:30.280 --> 0:40:33.240
<v Speaker 1>of it and fuel it correctly and do the things

0:40:33.440 --> 0:40:38.680
<v Speaker 1>it deserves. But I'm scared of doctors because like I

0:40:38.719 --> 0:40:40.440
<v Speaker 1>feel like doctors are just there to tell me I'm

0:40:40.440 --> 0:40:42.080
<v Speaker 1>going to die, Like how I know I'm gonna die?

0:40:42.160 --> 0:40:42.439
<v Speaker 1>Like don't.

0:40:42.640 --> 0:40:48.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, after all my heart testing I got done, I well,

0:40:48.640 --> 0:40:50.359
<v Speaker 2>I haven't the leaves on that tree fallen yet.

0:40:52.560 --> 0:40:55.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh they don't fall to like oh you we usually

0:40:55.239 --> 0:40:59.560
<v Speaker 1>come back and they're gone. But I oh, but also

0:40:59.640 --> 0:41:01.480
<v Speaker 1>it's like way warmer than it's supposed to be. It's

0:41:01.560 --> 0:41:04.040
<v Speaker 1>like seventy eight degrees like two days ago.

0:41:04.160 --> 0:41:06.239
<v Speaker 2>Like I can't even think about that. I really can't

0:41:06.239 --> 0:41:11.160
<v Speaker 2>even But my I got all these heart tests done,

0:41:11.280 --> 0:41:13.840
<v Speaker 2>and it was time to get like all of the

0:41:13.920 --> 0:41:16.560
<v Speaker 2>information about like my stress tests and all this stuff

0:41:16.600 --> 0:41:19.360
<v Speaker 2>because I was like fainting and standing up too fast

0:41:19.440 --> 0:41:22.560
<v Speaker 2>and my heart rate was like fucking one forty, and

0:41:24.320 --> 0:41:28.239
<v Speaker 2>I ignored the results call for like six months. So

0:41:28.320 --> 0:41:32.000
<v Speaker 2>then they stopped calling me, and they kept calling and

0:41:32.080 --> 0:41:33.920
<v Speaker 2>they really needed me to know what was going on

0:41:34.040 --> 0:41:34.279
<v Speaker 2>with me.

0:41:34.719 --> 0:41:36.359
<v Speaker 1>They were probably gonna call and be like, you're chill.

0:41:36.400 --> 0:41:38.040
<v Speaker 1>You have the best heart we've actually ever seen, and

0:41:38.120 --> 0:41:40.759
<v Speaker 1>we want to exactly because like your heart is and

0:41:40.880 --> 0:41:43.120
<v Speaker 1>your heart is full of love and desire for boys.

0:41:48.320 --> 0:41:55.319
<v Speaker 1>I drew your chair is like crumbling on your ass. Now, well,

0:41:56.000 --> 0:41:57.799
<v Speaker 1>should we get into some medium. My media the week

0:41:57.960 --> 0:41:59.880
<v Speaker 1>is wicked. I actually want to see it.

0:42:00.640 --> 0:42:02.359
<v Speaker 2>Curst curse, curse.

0:42:02.400 --> 0:42:04.600
<v Speaker 1>Curse, Oh, curses of the week.

0:42:05.719 --> 0:42:09.160
<v Speaker 2>Oh bitch, My curse of the week is the fucking

0:42:09.560 --> 0:42:14.360
<v Speaker 2>scam that is cryotherapy and red light therapy, y'all. I

0:42:14.480 --> 0:42:18.680
<v Speaker 2>got fucking swindled in Finesse into standing in a fucking

0:42:18.840 --> 0:42:22.320
<v Speaker 2>box that was one hundred and seventy degrees negative fahrenheit,

0:42:22.480 --> 0:42:25.879
<v Speaker 2>which like, oh cool, like whatever. I was covered head

0:42:25.920 --> 0:42:28.479
<v Speaker 2>to toe and it literally was like barely even fucking cold,

0:42:28.560 --> 0:42:31.200
<v Speaker 2>like I've been in colder environments, and like it was

0:42:31.280 --> 0:42:33.239
<v Speaker 2>only three minutes, so I was like, oh cool, Like

0:42:33.320 --> 0:42:37.040
<v Speaker 2>I just wasted all my fucking money. And then I

0:42:37.160 --> 0:42:40.440
<v Speaker 2>did a red light therapy bed, which is literally just

0:42:40.520 --> 0:42:43.440
<v Speaker 2>a tanning bed with red LEDs that you lay in

0:42:43.600 --> 0:42:46.600
<v Speaker 2>but asked naked for ten minutes and thirty seconds. Another

0:42:46.680 --> 0:42:49.440
<v Speaker 2>fucking finesse. And then what I realized is like, honestly,

0:42:49.600 --> 0:42:52.720
<v Speaker 2>if you want to become a millionaire, just sell snake

0:42:52.760 --> 0:42:56.000
<v Speaker 2>oil to white women. Like it's really like that easy,

0:42:56.120 --> 0:42:58.520
<v Speaker 2>Like you really can just like become a millionaire doing

0:42:58.560 --> 0:43:02.759
<v Speaker 2>that because like whole shit, No, it didn't even get

0:43:02.840 --> 0:43:04.400
<v Speaker 2>warm in that bed, not even that.

0:43:04.600 --> 0:43:07.320
<v Speaker 1>But it's just like we are seeing I feel like

0:43:07.400 --> 0:43:08.120
<v Speaker 1>it is about to boil.

0:43:08.160 --> 0:43:10.600
<v Speaker 2>It was eighty dollars, by the way, eighty dollars for

0:43:11.160 --> 0:43:13.239
<v Speaker 2>thirteen and a half minutes of my life to be

0:43:13.400 --> 0:43:16.640
<v Speaker 2>cold and stand in a red led box like bitch,

0:43:16.680 --> 0:43:18.680
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was gonna be twenty dollars. When I

0:43:18.760 --> 0:43:21.239
<v Speaker 2>got the eighty dollars check, my heart sank to my

0:43:21.440 --> 0:43:22.320
<v Speaker 2>fucking ass.

0:43:22.520 --> 0:43:25.080
<v Speaker 1>Like dude, what's crazy? Though? It is like I think

0:43:25.120 --> 0:43:28.320
<v Speaker 1>we are boiling over with the consumption of beauty products

0:43:28.360 --> 0:43:32.719
<v Speaker 1>and like beauty practices, it is pushing it the whole

0:43:32.880 --> 0:43:36.160
<v Speaker 1>thing of scaring us into aging. Like, my fears about

0:43:36.200 --> 0:43:39.560
<v Speaker 1>aging aren't really based in my looks or vanity as

0:43:39.640 --> 0:43:42.040
<v Speaker 1>much as I joke about it, because I genuinely think

0:43:42.080 --> 0:43:43.640
<v Speaker 1>that the older I get, the hotter I will get.

0:43:43.719 --> 0:43:47.680
<v Speaker 1>Like I have always firmly believed that, like especially recently

0:43:47.760 --> 0:43:49.600
<v Speaker 1>now that I am like, Okay, I'm not gonna die,

0:43:49.800 --> 0:43:52.360
<v Speaker 1>like maybe I will live. I'm like, oh, I'll just

0:43:52.400 --> 0:43:56.239
<v Speaker 1>get hotter as I grow older. But my only fear

0:43:56.320 --> 0:43:59.640
<v Speaker 1>is like losing time. But so many people only think

0:43:59.640 --> 0:44:03.080
<v Speaker 1>about aging in terms of their looks, And I got

0:44:03.239 --> 0:44:07.320
<v Speaker 1>bad news. Bitch, you're ugly. Now you're only gonna get uglier,

0:44:07.600 --> 0:44:10.359
<v Speaker 1>like like not actually, but do you know what I mean?

0:44:10.480 --> 0:44:13.880
<v Speaker 1>Like why are It's just like you're being sold this

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<v Speaker 1>idea to be fearful of yourself and the growth that

0:44:16.560 --> 0:44:19.160
<v Speaker 1>you can experience. And it's so sad, but it is

0:44:19.719 --> 0:44:21.800
<v Speaker 1>such a lucrative business. If you want to be in

0:44:21.800 --> 0:44:23.919
<v Speaker 1>the business of just making money, you can just sell

0:44:24.560 --> 0:44:27.719
<v Speaker 1>anything that prompts his people beauty and it will work

0:44:28.320 --> 0:44:31.360
<v Speaker 1>through recession. Also, the red light shit is so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>How go outside?

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<v Speaker 2>Literally they get a fucking laser pointer and pointed at

0:44:35.600 --> 0:44:37.759
<v Speaker 2>your skin, like it's probably better for you.

0:44:38.040 --> 0:44:41.160
<v Speaker 1>Google red screensaver on your laptop and just put the

0:44:41.160 --> 0:44:42.359
<v Speaker 1>Bartoness up in front of your.

0:44:42.320 --> 0:44:45.319
<v Speaker 2>Head literally literally, And I'm sure like there are people

0:44:45.400 --> 0:44:47.759
<v Speaker 2>that like use it and it's beneficial for them, and

0:44:47.880 --> 0:44:49.680
<v Speaker 2>I did only do it once, and I'm sure you

0:44:49.760 --> 0:44:51.320
<v Speaker 2>have to use it a bunch of times.

0:44:51.440 --> 0:44:55.480
<v Speaker 1>But like it sounds scammy to me. My curse of

0:44:56.040 --> 0:45:09.240
<v Speaker 1>the week goes out too. Whoever the fuck got me sick? Literally,

0:45:09.360 --> 0:45:11.839
<v Speaker 1>I don't know who the fuck you are. I got

0:45:11.960 --> 0:45:16.279
<v Speaker 1>sick right after we got back from the UK, so

0:45:16.320 --> 0:45:18.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if someone at the airport got me sick.

0:45:18.120 --> 0:45:19.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if traveling got me sick. I don't

0:45:19.680 --> 0:45:21.480
<v Speaker 1>know what the fuck got me sick. But if there's

0:45:21.560 --> 0:45:24.000
<v Speaker 1>a person out there who is the sole proprietor of

0:45:24.080 --> 0:45:26.759
<v Speaker 1>the sickness they pass on to me, you will burn.

0:45:26.880 --> 0:45:30.239
<v Speaker 1>You will burn, you will perish, you will melt in hell,

0:45:30.400 --> 0:45:35.719
<v Speaker 1>in the fiery pits of hell. But also, I don't

0:45:35.719 --> 0:45:37.160
<v Speaker 1>think a person got me sick. I think I just

0:45:37.200 --> 0:45:40.719
<v Speaker 1>like naturally, got sick. But you will burn. Also, I'm

0:45:40.760 --> 0:45:44.759
<v Speaker 1>trying to think who else will burn? People who see

0:45:44.800 --> 0:45:47.040
<v Speaker 1>you taking a video and just walk in front of

0:45:47.120 --> 0:45:50.120
<v Speaker 1>the video and have no care for it or a picture.

0:45:50.440 --> 0:45:53.479
<v Speaker 1>You will also burn in hell because practice some sort

0:45:53.520 --> 0:45:55.920
<v Speaker 1>of self respect. No matter how important you get on

0:45:56.000 --> 0:45:58.560
<v Speaker 1>this planet. If you see somebody recording or taking a picture,

0:45:59.040 --> 0:46:01.640
<v Speaker 1>walk around it, or just wait a second, the fuck

0:46:01.640 --> 0:46:02.600
<v Speaker 1>are you in a rush for you?

0:46:02.719 --> 0:46:06.759
<v Speaker 2>Fucking really, it's not that deep. It really is never

0:46:06.880 --> 0:46:07.359
<v Speaker 2>that deep.

0:46:08.800 --> 0:46:12.600
<v Speaker 1>Pigs are so cute, like little Pig Conde's Little Pig.

0:46:12.920 --> 0:46:15.959
<v Speaker 2>This literally looks like that does Oh my god?

0:46:16.480 --> 0:46:21.240
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, well, my media of the week is Wicked

0:46:22.360 --> 0:46:30.840
<v Speaker 1>and that's it. Literally, define gravity, define gravity? And what

0:46:31.080 --> 0:46:32.960
<v Speaker 1>is this feeling? Now?

0:46:33.920 --> 0:46:35.560
<v Speaker 2>What's the one? I hate you?

0:46:35.680 --> 0:46:36.040
<v Speaker 1>I hate you?

0:46:36.120 --> 0:46:36.560
<v Speaker 2>I hate you.

0:46:39.160 --> 0:46:51.680
<v Speaker 1>There's been some confusion and Sally expecting Pepecuari. You're altogether

0:46:51.800 --> 0:46:55.000
<v Speaker 1>quite impossible to discrib blonde.

0:47:01.040 --> 0:47:03.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, what is this feeling?

0:47:06.080 --> 0:47:10.800
<v Speaker 1>Sudden? And I laid us on you? Oh my god, no,

0:47:11.000 --> 0:47:13.000
<v Speaker 1>I need I need to see Wicked again. That's my

0:47:13.120 --> 0:47:16.480
<v Speaker 1>only media. Wicked, Wicked, Wicked, I've got the Wicked bug.

0:47:16.560 --> 0:47:17.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm so grizly.

0:47:20.200 --> 0:47:23.760
<v Speaker 2>Drew Syah, you want your city to be walkable and bikeable?

0:47:24.040 --> 0:47:29.240
<v Speaker 2>What's next? Suckable and fuckable? That was submitted by Jessica

0:47:29.440 --> 0:47:35.279
<v Speaker 2>and the tweets at his knucklehead bets and yes I

0:47:35.360 --> 0:47:40.719
<v Speaker 2>did see the video of the girls drew Siginals submissions.

0:47:43.280 --> 0:47:43.520
<v Speaker 1>Y'all.

0:47:44.640 --> 0:47:49.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. Sometimes it's a lot to go through. Sometimes

0:47:49.400 --> 0:47:50.960
<v Speaker 2>it's a lot um.

0:47:52.680 --> 0:47:54.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you may be shocked at how many people have

0:47:54.520 --> 0:47:57.240
<v Speaker 1>free time to send us me. Yeah, but it's amazing.

0:47:57.280 --> 0:47:57.920
<v Speaker 1>I want to play this.

0:48:00.239 --> 0:48:02.640
<v Speaker 2>Got some nerve asking for a tip man. We made

0:48:02.680 --> 0:48:10.000
<v Speaker 2>the sandwich together. That's good, but yeah, let's play this, okay.

0:48:11.080 --> 0:48:13.520
<v Speaker 3>A zoo runs into Enya's room when he hears that

0:48:13.600 --> 0:48:16.000
<v Speaker 3>wingbot go off because he gets a whipp of some tunas.

0:48:16.400 --> 0:48:18.680
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that was good that mighty girls be.

0:48:18.760 --> 0:48:22.360
<v Speaker 3>Saying they're a hot chunga babe, you're a chunka. Do

0:48:22.520 --> 0:48:24.720
<v Speaker 3>not let me use your bathroom because I will overdose

0:48:24.760 --> 0:48:27.719
<v Speaker 3>on your chicken pox pills. And Nettie Pott bitches come

0:48:27.760 --> 0:48:33.080
<v Speaker 3>into my room. No, babes, those are martno clippings. At

0:48:33.120 --> 0:48:35.040
<v Speaker 3>eight years old, every kid said they wanted to be

0:48:35.120 --> 0:48:36.920
<v Speaker 3>a vet or a teacher. I wanted to be at

0:48:36.960 --> 0:48:38.719
<v Speaker 3>the clar making out with random.

0:48:40.280 --> 0:48:42.879
<v Speaker 2>I love. I wanted to say that so we can

0:48:43.239 --> 0:48:43.759
<v Speaker 2>insert it.

0:48:44.160 --> 0:48:45.280
<v Speaker 1>It's so good.

0:48:48.880 --> 0:48:52.400
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck is this? Aiden? Blood cells this vagina

0:48:52.520 --> 0:48:57.320
<v Speaker 2>that period, like I guess like blood cells of vagina

0:48:57.440 --> 0:49:10.440
<v Speaker 2>period like yeah, like aiden cooked. Ummm see people emailing

0:49:10.520 --> 0:49:12.520
<v Speaker 2>that picture of Jacob e Lordie to me saying this

0:49:12.640 --> 0:49:23.000
<v Speaker 2>looks like you. Umm yeah, if y'all want, keeps some

0:49:23.160 --> 0:49:25.920
<v Speaker 2>in and drew syops because it's pretty dry in the

0:49:26.000 --> 0:49:29.640
<v Speaker 2>inbox right now. And yeah, it's just like I think

0:49:29.680 --> 0:49:32.440
<v Speaker 2>I've ran through all of the text posts, like I

0:49:32.480 --> 0:49:34.360
<v Speaker 2>think there's no more, none exists.

0:49:35.440 --> 0:49:38.279
<v Speaker 1>Um, you need to start going back to making your own.

0:49:38.360 --> 0:49:40.439
<v Speaker 1>But the problem is that just turns into your really

0:49:40.640 --> 0:49:41.719
<v Speaker 1>scary stand up.

0:49:43.520 --> 0:49:47.960
<v Speaker 2>My horny ass could not live next to Squidward, that

0:49:48.160 --> 0:49:50.760
<v Speaker 2>fucking knows. I know it gets erect. I know it feels.

0:49:53.400 --> 0:49:56.000
<v Speaker 2>Girls be like, I don't know where i'd be without him, bitch,

0:49:56.280 --> 0:49:57.640
<v Speaker 2>probably further in life.

0:50:00.000 --> 0:50:01.719
<v Speaker 1>That's so funny, Like so.

0:50:03.760 --> 0:50:06.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's all the siops. That was from Bella And

0:50:06.680 --> 0:50:09.880
<v Speaker 2>I said someone I used to say to people's last names,

0:50:09.920 --> 0:50:13.239
<v Speaker 2>but I think that's like basically doxing someone, So I

0:50:13.360 --> 0:50:16.640
<v Speaker 2>only say their first names, so you know, you know. Yeah, Also,

0:50:16.719 --> 0:50:18.880
<v Speaker 2>if you want your last name said, just include it

0:50:18.920 --> 0:50:24.879
<v Speaker 2>in the email. Big things coming y'all, like December twenty fifth,

0:50:25.080 --> 0:50:27.879
<v Speaker 2>Like something major is happening and I'm stealing the day

0:50:27.960 --> 0:50:32.080
<v Speaker 2>from Jesus Christ and Christmas. Yeah oh no, no, no,

0:50:32.320 --> 0:50:36.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying something. I'm something big, as something big is

0:50:36.239 --> 0:50:39.640
<v Speaker 2>happening on Christmas this year and it's not fucking Jesus' birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just say all right by y'all,