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Speaker 1: Get into it.

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Speaker 2: I clapped in, I clapp.

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Speaker 3: Hi hi.

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Speaker 4: True.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're both wearing stripes.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we didn't even do this on purpose.

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Speaker 1: We got dressed separately. We usually got dressed in the

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Speaker 1: same room.

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Speaker 2: Guys, if I'm low energy today and you got me

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Speaker 2: fucking sick and.

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Speaker 1: I'm still a little sick, my throat is I need

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Speaker 1: some throat coke from my king if you know.

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Speaker 2: What I coke from the goat.

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Speaker 1: I got really sick and then I got drew sick,

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Speaker 1: and it's just like done. Something about me is like,

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Speaker 1: I am a very I share.

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Speaker 2: You're a giver.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a giver.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you spread illnesses, So.

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Speaker 1: Take it like a taker.

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Speaker 2: Because baby, yeah, my jacket is inside out. But I

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Speaker 2: am too.

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Speaker 1: I get like that. I was gonna say it's it's

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Speaker 1: a vibe. It's a vibe.

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Speaker 2: I'm too lazy to flip it the right way out

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Speaker 2: because any movements I make hurt my entire body. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it's a vibe, But I just wanted to start this

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Speaker 2: video off by saying that we need to bring back

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Speaker 2: Oh wait, welcome to this episode of We haven't been

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Speaker 2: doing that recently. But there's a few memes that I

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's hear it.

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Speaker 2: So first, Damn Daniel we really need to Damn Daniel boy.

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Speaker 3: Boy.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what's the other ones?

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Speaker 3: Is that?

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Speaker 1: It?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Damn Daniel boy like I'm with the boys,

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Speaker 2: but bo I, oh yeah, yeah, I think that's like

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Speaker 1: So you kind of just want like guy culture to

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Speaker 1: come back. Well, we really don't have this regular guy culture.

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Speaker 1: Just regular guy means Well, last night I had a moment.

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Speaker 1: like obviously everybody watching can understand this feeling of like

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Speaker 1: TikTok's comment section is just it's like the being mean competition,

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Speaker 1: but like being mean in a humorous way competition, and

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Speaker 1: usually we can all laugh at it because it's like,

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Speaker 1: that's got nothing to do with me. This is just

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Speaker 2: I was fucking me over recently.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got a common about myself and it made

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Speaker 1: me laugh and I was like, that's a crazy comment

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Speaker 1: to make, and like I had fully disassociated because me

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Speaker 1: and Drew at this point, I feel like I won't

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Speaker 1: doesn't mean anything to see myself on my phone. At

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Speaker 1: this point, I'm just like, ah, like I interact with

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Speaker 1: I was doing that with this video because I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, we're so funny and it's us talking

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Speaker 1: about the pies. I need to show this to you

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Speaker 1: in the way, like I wanted to post this so

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Speaker 2: Six feet unders.

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Speaker 1: But I am so it's a video of me talking

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Speaker 1: about how I don't like pies. And I never go

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Speaker 1: through comments. I usually i'll open comments on videos of

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Speaker 2: Like it doesn't even have to be negative, Aura, But

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Speaker 2: I'm out of there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just I'm leaving. I don't want to see

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Speaker 1: it's just not useful for me. But I was going

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Speaker 1: I was like, damn, this is awesome. We're all laughing together.

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Speaker 1: Someone said, of course she didn't grow up on pies

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Speaker 1: bur What where's her mama at? And somebody replied six

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Speaker 4: With that's fucking crazy. That is crazy.

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Speaker 1: You give a pitche a inch and they will take

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Speaker 1: I was so disconnected from watching that that I was like,

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Speaker 2: Your mama at?

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Speaker 1: But your mom?

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Speaker 2: Dad? Where your mama at?

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Speaker 1: Your mama is so ugly? She dead?

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Speaker 2: Where your mama at six feet under? No? Where your

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Speaker 1: Where's your mother at?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: My brother?

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Speaker 1: Oh, where's your brother? Sorry? I'm like so awfully.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of comment sections, So Jacob Elordi grew out a

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Speaker 2: I mean, we can all agree like he doesn't look

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Speaker 1: But the thing is, because I don't think he looks

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Speaker 1: But I also I'm not like he just looks normal.

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Speaker 2: He just he just looks like a normal guy. And

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Speaker 2: then when he's like cleaned up, he's like hot Australian guy.

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Speaker 2: Is he Australian or British? He? I mean like you

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Speaker 2: literally every British person is Australian, and I would believe

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Speaker 1: Same thing with like New Zealand, it's like you all, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's all the same.

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Speaker 2: It all sounds kind of Irish. But I saw videos

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Speaker 2: and I was like, oh hah, I like people think

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Speaker 2: that I would find this funny, Like that's so funny.

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Speaker 2: And then I started like the wheels of my brain

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Speaker 2: talking about Jacob Alordie and literally everyone was like unanimously

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Speaker 2: like he's ugly. Why did he do this? I can't

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Speaker 2: This is my nine to eleven, Like da da da

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Speaker 2: comment with like fifteen thousand likes on in Mills videos say, wait,

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Speaker 2: I thought this was Drew Phillips. So when I say

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Speaker 2: Jacob Alordi is my twin, y'all want to say, haha,

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Speaker 2: no it's not. But when Jacob Alordi is ugly, he's

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Speaker 2: my fucking wow, y'all are crazy? Is crazy? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You guys forget where people?

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Speaker 2: Yeah we're people? Yeah, but no, I just thought that

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Speaker 1: I know the pain of feeling sexy and hearing the

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Speaker 2: Except for me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we no, no, no, you you shut up?

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Speaker 1: Oh you shut up?

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Speaker 2: No, you shut up? Where your mom at? Where are

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Speaker 1: But yeah, Also, I've decided that I hate Fortnite, and

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Speaker 1: Fortnite has been corrupted by Disney and Disney's evil, although

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Speaker 1: I still really fuck with like a Disneyland vibe. It

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Speaker 1: is fucking you have a bloody nose for me?

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Speaker 2: You hit me? Yeah we did. You know, if you

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Speaker 2: because all of the blood is just going straight down

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Speaker 2: and some people will literally just throw up a bunch

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Speaker 1: I've never had a bloody nose, and I really want

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like but just like getting like a dry nose,

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Speaker 2: yeah kind of che like. It's like, yeah, I've been

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Speaker 1: But I guess yeah, it's just so say it with

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Speaker 1: she's doing coke.

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Speaker 2: Ho, the devil could be the devil. Cocaine is the devil.

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Speaker 2: And if you do cocaine and you're listening to this

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Speaker 1: Stop stop a stop a stop.

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Speaker 2: But what were you saying though a whole lot of nothing,

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Speaker 2: there was something you were saying.

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Speaker 1: Though, Oh Fortnite bruh Okay, Fortnite is trying to monopolize

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Speaker 1: the gaming industry. They are trying to become the new scheme,

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Speaker 1: like they want to just be like if you look

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Speaker 2: They're really just trying to be roadblocks. Yeah, Roadblocks is

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Speaker 2: like a trillion dollar company.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, one hundred per because now their logo on

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Speaker 1: Fortnite is like all these like uh screenshots are just

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Speaker 1: like showing all the different games you can play in Fortnite,

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Speaker 1: Like you can do og you could do Lego build,

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Speaker 1: you could do like the Hunter thing like this this

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Speaker 1: is that ho, shut the fuck up, like, reject modernity,

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Speaker 1: embrace tradition, go back to just being a first person

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Speaker 1: or whatever third person shooter game. That's all you have

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Speaker 1: to be. Get that lego shit out of my fucking face.

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Speaker 1: Stop trying to sell me fucking sneakers for now, even

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Speaker 1: trying to sell me everything. Everything is like a money

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Speaker 1: move for Fortnite, and I just don't like it. Like

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Speaker 1: once a company starts to think I'm dumb enough to

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Speaker 1: fall into it, that's where I stop it. But I

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Speaker 1: will say, with all that being said, gad buy the

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Speaker 1: hot to go email.

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Speaker 2: Also, the foam posits are kind of fire like it is.

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Speaker 1: But I'm like why seriously, Like I'm buying shoes now.

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Speaker 1: Consumption has gone so crazy and I'm buying shoes.

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Speaker 2: It's literally they're not tokens. It's like really really.

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Speaker 1: Shocking, So dark ye will be buying.

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Speaker 2: The Fortnite's fall off like really like in the last

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Speaker 2: like two weeks needs to be studied, cause like I

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Speaker 2: swear to God and no one gives a fuck about

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Speaker 2: that game right now, and like they need to do

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Speaker 2: something very drastic to bring it back, because there was

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Speaker 2: like a month where it was fucking fun and then

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Speaker 2: they started adding all this weird flying bullshit that no

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Speaker 2: round in Fortnite. God damn it, no one fucking wants

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Speaker 2: to fly on a jet pack with the fucking century

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Speaker 2: gun that shoots everybody for you. That is so fucking pointless.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm not a theater kid, I'm not somebody who

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Speaker 2: Like are we wickeds? Like are we like we're like

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's just like I'm wicked as fuck,

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Speaker 2: No, but I didn't know it was like it was

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Speaker 1: I want to see it again. I want to see

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Speaker 1: But I knew I was gonna cry. But I didn't

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Speaker 1: Okay, I hate to break this to you, but literally

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Speaker 2: It's like in like the air, like hitting your loose

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's like a like a steamboat. Yeah, but no,

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Speaker 1: lot about Phoebe Bridgers or like bbadoob and like she

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Speaker 2: It's like manipulating the gay theater.

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Speaker 1: I get to manipulate, manipulate all the theater kids and

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Speaker 1: all the gays. I just feel like gay people don't

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Speaker 2: I have no opinions on the LGBT other than let

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Speaker 1: Oh okay. LGBT sounds stands for let gays be true true.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I want to see Wicked against bad so bad,

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Speaker 1: we went with Rain and Josie, and like Rain and Josie,

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Speaker 1: Rain gives like Rain gaffs about musical theater, which I

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Speaker 2: Like that, but say, Livy, so like I don't think

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Speaker 2: Like no, Rain is like like she like secretly like

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Speaker 1: Like yeah, I had, like I feel like I know

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Speaker 1: much sense. Can I actually see the vide of her dancing,

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Speaker 1: It was like the video. She was like fuck you,

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Speaker 2: Like she's ready.

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Speaker 1: And I love the way she was moving in that

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Speaker 2: Uh um is a nerd And I'm glad I got

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Speaker 2: like it's it's worth the watch, go watch it. Happy

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Speaker 2: I've seen it because I feel like that was like

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Speaker 2: I will never watch Barbie. That's something and that's that

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Speaker 2: and Barbie. No, I'm never watching either of those fucking

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Speaker 1: Like I'm sorry, I feel like enough time has passed

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Speaker 1: it felt like, oh, this was for like people who

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because you have like a lot of misogyny in

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Speaker 2: No girls?

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Speaker 1: Hello, nothing so funny about like he likes boys. Next

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Speaker 2: And yeah, immediately out to me, she's like, Drew is

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Speaker 1: He's nash, he likes boys. But people always meet us

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Speaker 2: Oh, like, what's like, are y'all are you? Are y'all

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Speaker 2: We're like destroying the nuclear family.

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Speaker 2: Well, you could not pay me to work for free,

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Speaker 2: Like I'm being dead serious, you really could not pay

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Speaker 1: Not me, I don't take out garbage. I genuinely like,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry that sounds really old ahead of me, but

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Speaker 2: It's so insane. How many dishes in you makes like

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Speaker 2: four mugs. Like it's unbelievable, but you know what, yeah,

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Speaker 2: fuck this planet.

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Speaker 1: Actually I'm gonna get all plastic and like.

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Speaker 2: Like, just use one cup, one fork, one.

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Speaker 1: You're fucking nasty because this motherfucker uses the same cup

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Speaker 1: And then he'll get mad at me's cleaning the cup

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Speaker 1: at this point, I don't clean it any At this point,

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Speaker 1: I don't clean it with soap. I just fucking pour

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Speaker 1: I just rent it out and he was like, oh

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Speaker 2: But you've been listening, ye, what's ours? Okay? Wait, So

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Speaker 2: for the people that don't know, there's this trend on

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Speaker 2: the internet right now going around where two people like boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, sister, daughter,

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Speaker 2: whatever the fuck, Like two people get together and they're like,

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Speaker 2: we listen and we don't judge. Yeah, and so like,

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Speaker 2: basically what it means is I say something about Enya

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Speaker 2: that I'm like, I clock, but I'm not judging her

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Speaker 1: I thought we said he does it that he did

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Speaker 1: because you're thinking of there's another trend like that. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: you're right, suspect bla blah blah blah blah.

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Speaker 2: No, there's this couple that I've been watching recently does

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Speaker 1: So let's try Also, what this just like you explaining

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Speaker 1: that trend to this audience is like when I meet

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Speaker 1: I don't want to admit that I like know what

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Speaker 1: they're talking about, so I'll let them tell me information

439
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:37,879
Speaker 1: like it's doing. I'm like WHOA, Like, yeah, that's crazy,

440
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,840
Speaker 1: because I just want to let this person talk. Maybe

441
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:42,320
Speaker 1: we should just say it about each other because I

442
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,000
Speaker 1: feel like we'd have an easier time. Maybe we should

443
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:44,800
Speaker 1: just do the suspect.

444
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:47,520
Speaker 2: It's like something that I've done to blow dry.

445
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,520
Speaker 1: His fucking body after the shower instead of using a

446
00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:50,639
Speaker 1: towel like a normal person.

447
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:55,600
Speaker 2: I just like being dry, Like I really just like

448
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:59,720
Speaker 2: being dry. No, there's it's like something that I've done

449
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:05,560
Speaker 2: to you, Like I literally like yesterday when I was

450
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,800
Speaker 2: giving or two days ago when I gave you a

451
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:12,000
Speaker 2: bag of like goodies for when you were sick, and

452
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:17,000
Speaker 2: I brought you that water. I put like a concoction

453
00:21:17,560 --> 00:21:22,080
Speaker 2: of like drugs pills like percocets, I put ambient and

454
00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:24,080
Speaker 2: that's why you slept all day. And it's because I

455
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:26,119
Speaker 2: wanted you to sleep all day so I could go

456
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,840
Speaker 2: out and be promiscuous on the town.

457
00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:31,920
Speaker 1: So you you like drugged me to sleep so you

458
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:32,879
Speaker 1: could cheat on me.

459
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,359
Speaker 2: We listen and we come on. We listen and we

460
00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 2: don't judge. Okay, we wait, now we do what we do.

461
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:47,400
Speaker 2: We listen and we don't judge.

462
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,920
Speaker 1: Okay, so Drew, since he got his haircut, he's been

463
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,960
Speaker 1: like trying out all my products. But what he doesn't

464
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,720
Speaker 1: know is I've been putting mixes of like nair and

465
00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,440
Speaker 1: other carcinogens in all of my hair products, and I

466
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 1: haven't been you using the ones that are on the

467
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,600
Speaker 1: counter because I don't like that Drew gets compliments for

468
00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:06,880
Speaker 1: his hair now, so I won't all of that hailing out. Yeah,

469
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,400
Speaker 1: we listen and we don't judge.

470
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:16,360
Speaker 2: Okay, you know, okay, well you know your toothbrush right, Yeah,

471
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,239
Speaker 2: it was you were like, why is it over here

472
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,800
Speaker 2: when it's normally on those little white things. Well, I

473
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,200
Speaker 2: had a hemorrhoid on my ass and I really needed

474
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 2: to pop it because like I read somewhere that popping

475
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,400
Speaker 2: hemorrhoids is good when whatever, it's just your intestine lightning.

476
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,920
Speaker 2: So I like grab your toothbrush and just like rub

477
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 2: the bristles on my hemorrhoid. Post shit, I didn't wipe yet,

478
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,399
Speaker 2: and then I just put your toothbrush back. But we

479
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,760
Speaker 2: like kissing shit, so it's like not that deep, not

480
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:51,320
Speaker 2: that deep. We listen and we don't judge. Okay, I

481
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:55,320
Speaker 2: laced your weed. We listen, then we don't judge.

482
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,800
Speaker 1: Every time I smoke, I feel like I lace my

483
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:01,879
Speaker 1: own weed. Yeah, and it's I genuinely am convinced everybody

484
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:03,640
Speaker 1: hates me and that I'm like going crazy and I've

485
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:07,200
Speaker 1: lost all my like all my sense of will to live,

486
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,639
Speaker 1: and then I'm happy.

487
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,600
Speaker 2: Is this something that happens to y'all? But I cannot

488
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 2: take medication for like flu like symptoms, like I can't

489
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,119
Speaker 2: take their flu. I can't take pseudafed, like all of

490
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,359
Speaker 2: them literally make me feel like I smoked meth. Like

491
00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 2: it makes me like so like.

492
00:23:25,119 --> 00:23:25,879
Speaker 1: Like I know, like.

493
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:32,320
Speaker 2: Wow, that's what meth feels like. No, it makes me

494
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,720
Speaker 2: feel like they're just so fast and sharp, but like

495
00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,480
Speaker 2: foggy headed, and.

496
00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 1: I know moved fast as fuck just now, like I

497
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,119
Speaker 1: know exactly where your head's a. It's like sometimes I

498
00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:46,520
Speaker 1: move thinking I'm like moving fast, but it's like so slow.

499
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 2: But I know sudafed is inside of meth. And that's

500
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,280
Speaker 2: why there's like laws where you can only buy a

501
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:52,800
Speaker 2: couple bots.

502
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,959
Speaker 1: I think it's flacibo because you know way too much

503
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,040
Speaker 1: about drugs. I think if you.

504
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,160
Speaker 2: Didn't know that, you wouldn't like well before I knew

505
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,520
Speaker 2: that I was feeling it when I was younger, and

506
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:05,119
Speaker 2: then I went on this website literally fucked me, fucked

507
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 2: me over. I know, it became like Y two k.

508
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 2: It became alive and fucked me.

509
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

510
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, websites can do that. Y'all watch it and Y

511
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:12,359
Speaker 2: two K.

512
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,119
Speaker 1: They should have had the machines fucking the people.

513
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 2: We listen and we done. Oh wait, should we do

514
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:28,320
Speaker 2: the suspect ones? Oh but this website earrow would changed

515
00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 2: my life for the worst. And now I know everything

516
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,680
Speaker 2: there ever could possibly ever be known about drugs. But

517
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 2: one story that stuck with me from that website, from

518
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:36,639
Speaker 2: like two thousand and nine or some shit like that,

519
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 2: was this dude had like a friend that was blind

520
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,440
Speaker 2: from birth, like it was a congenital disease and he

521
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,160
Speaker 2: could not see from birth. They were like twenty something

522
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 2: year old at this point, and this dude had a

523
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:54,399
Speaker 2: cabin in the woods and he would go and like

524
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:59,400
Speaker 2: occasionally go trip at this cabin and his blind friend

525
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 2: was like, yo, like I kind of want to try

526
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 2: hallucinogens and at this point, like girl, like, what are

527
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:06,680
Speaker 2: you going to see? Like I think I think it

528
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 2: was DMT, which is like crazy like crazy vibes, but

529
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,399
Speaker 2: like the dude was like, oh wait, like that's kind

530
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 2: of tea, Like why haven't we tried this on like

531
00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,400
Speaker 2: blind people, Like what what would they see if they've

532
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:21,040
Speaker 2: never perceived anything ever? Like are they going to perceive

533
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 2: the same shit that we see? Well, these dudes like

534
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 2: went out by the pond and both smoked DMT and

535
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 2: this dude, like the blind dude, for like seven minutes,

536
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 2: was like I can see I see everything. I've seen

537
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 2: it all. I understand now, I understand now. And then

538
00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:42,800
Speaker 2: the high were off and like he went back to

539
00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 2: being blind, but like the dude like kept trying to

540
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 2: get him to describe what he was seeing because his

541
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 2: eyes were like wide open. He's always has his eyes closed,

542
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 2: but his eyes were like wide open, and like the

543
00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:55,240
Speaker 2: dude was like, I don't think I was seeing like

544
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:57,240
Speaker 2: the world, Like I don't think I was seeing what

545
00:25:57,400 --> 00:26:01,880
Speaker 2: you see, but I was seeing something that I've never

546
00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 2: seen before. And he was like gagging by it. But

547
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 2: it just like makes you think like what the fuck?

548
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 2: Like what is it? What is a trip? Like I mean, honestly,

549
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,080
Speaker 2: like this world is all a hallucination if you think

550
00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 2: about it like really, because like our brains are like

551
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 2: fucking seeing this and then processing it inside of our heads.

552
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,159
Speaker 2: So it's like I don't even want to get into it.

553
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 2: It freaks me the fuck out. But like touch, feel

554
00:26:23,560 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 2: senses like too much, too fucking much.

555
00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 3: I know it.

556
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 1: It's like too much. It's like the other day when

557
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,400
Speaker 1: I was watching that vlog of the guy who goes

558
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 1: to to like Turkey.

559
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 2: To get a hairline transplant.

560
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I actually saw a video of a

561
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:37,959
Speaker 1: guy sitting in a lobby with a bunch of other

562
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: people who got in.

563
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:43,159
Speaker 2: I was like, the fucking bumps on the brain, Like

564
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 2: it's really like bumpy, Like I don't have trip to phobia,

565
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 2: but like, bitch, if you come around me with a

566
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 2: hair transplant, I am taking a fucking bristled brush brushing

567
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 2: those little hair follicles off your fucking scalp. Bruh.

568
00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,920
Speaker 1: Like the thing is literally, no, oh, hey, go and

569
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 1: get your fucking hair. I wish I got it for free,

570
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:06,360
Speaker 1: Like yeah, like, if you want it, go and get it. Oh,

571
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,120
Speaker 1: I don't need to see the recovery process.

572
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 2: It's fucking keeping keep that to yourself.

573
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 1: Say inside, don't post pictures. I don't want to see

574
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,600
Speaker 1: it just pop out with a new hairline.

575
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:17,720
Speaker 2: I cannot believe I missed those free hairline transplants.

576
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:19,040
Speaker 1: Don't like you could get it even crazy.

577
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 2: I mean, I really don't need one, Like my hairline

578
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 2: is healthy, strong hairline, but I just want it because,

579
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 2: like it would be so funny.

580
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: I guess it would be funny. Maybe we just get

581
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: you a baal cap and we get somebody to fake

582
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 1: it on you. Yeah, really funny for a video.

583
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, like literally just like, oh, I'm getting a hairline transplant.

584
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 1: It would be funny as fuck. What was I gonna

585
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: say that?

586
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:49,120
Speaker 2: Actually we listen and we don't judge. That was fun.

587
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:50,600
Speaker 4: What?

588
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 2: Sorry? Keep eying? Why has this year been so green?

589
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 2: We had Brat and Alphaba. It's been really fucking green

590
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 2: this year. And that's not because you had Pink Barbie. Yeah,

591
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:08,120
Speaker 2: we have pink and now we have everything.

592
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 1: Everything, everything, everything, everything. He's connected.

593
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 2: Guys.

594
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go into spiritual if.

595
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:17,560
Speaker 2: You're not careful, like Cosmo and Wanda. Cosmo and Wanda

596
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:17,919
Speaker 2: are not.

597
00:28:18,119 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 1: Sick Linda and Alphabet are not slick gay Linda. But yeah,

598
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:27,119
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go into spiritual psychosis. If oh

599
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: my god, we leaves me, if anybody like, yeah, if someone.

600
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 2: Leaves you always is weird and back and forth. Sometimes

601
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 2: you're talking about at the end of the day, like

602
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 2: you could go, no, yeah, that's I don't know.

603
00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 1: But if somebody is high listening to this and they

604
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: just so happen to look away and like do something else.

605
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:57,800
Speaker 1: If I heard that while I was high, I would

606
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: literally freak the funk out, and.

607
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,160
Speaker 2: I would like six times.

608
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: It's like rewinding it too much, and then they land

609
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:06,160
Speaker 1: where we're actually talking normal and they can't find the

610
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: part that that just happens.

611
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 2: Wait, guys, rate my rat tail at a ten. I

612
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,479
Speaker 2: think it's already getting longer.

613
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,280
Speaker 1: Okay, you're fucking delusional.

614
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 2: I need it to be long enough where I can

615
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:19,960
Speaker 2: go across and make a mustache.

616
00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna literally hit you.

617
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 2: Should we do the Suspect challenge. Suspect is a hypochondriac

618
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,880
Speaker 2: and convinces herself that she's ill now all of a sudden,

619
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,240
Speaker 2: and now thinks she has tonsilstones.

620
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, I have OCD and all my friends are

621
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 1: fucking crazy and talk about sickness, and now the sickness

622
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 1: is in my head because I'm like, I hear about

623
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 1: the sickness, and I'm like, oh my god, I might

624
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 1: have the sickness too. If everybody else is, I'm literally

625
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,520
Speaker 1: going wicked, Like I'm wicked as fuck right now.

626
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 2: Wait, it's about to get like it's really really about

627
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 2: to get licked.

628
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,520
Speaker 1: Oh so I need to clarify. I think I have

629
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: tons of lightis, but my breath has not stunk because

630
00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: I am a maniac about my oral hygiene.

631
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 2: I would in you if you had a tonsilstone. One

632
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 2: you would know, two I would know, and I would

633
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 2: not let you fucking leave the goddamn house with a tonsilstone.

634
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 2: There are some people in my life that I'm like,

635
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 2: it's not even worth the fucking trouble, Like go and

636
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 2: be stinky, Like go ahead, stinky, but you no, I'm

637
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 2: not letting.

638
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 1: What's really happening is I probably just have a science affection.

639
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 1: But it doesn't matter because I got on zokdalk last

640
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 1: night and I booked an appointment to go see a

641
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:29,360
Speaker 1: nose throw an ear doctor today, so it doesn't even matter.

642
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna nip it in the butt.

643
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 2: I might could get an STD test today I would

644
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 2: literally go with you. It's been like six months, but

645
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 2: I've really been celibate. But I'm scared of like toilet

646
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 2: seed STDs, like for real, buck.

647
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,959
Speaker 1: Wait, what was I saying with? Oh? Okay, bitch, uh

648
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:48,240
Speaker 1: Suspect never wants to leave the house and then complains

649
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 1: about being bored and sad all day.

650
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 2: That was too farm I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, suspec.

651
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 2: I mean this one's for both of us. It's like

652
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 2: a read for both of us. But like suspect like

653
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:12,480
Speaker 2: bias Pauler McLay and then puts it in a bag

654
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,400
Speaker 2: and it sits and collects us and we never pick

655
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 2: it up. And we do that with every single fucking

656
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 2: hobby we ever pick it.

657
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 1: I picked up.

658
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 2: It's committing a sitting. It is committing a mad sitting. Also,

659
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 2: look how dirty our kitchen is after we just got

660
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,080
Speaker 2: it cleaned. Okay, suspect does not pick up after herself.

661
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: Suspect has been sick. And Suspect was given a bunch

662
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 1: of free pastries, which I really really do appreciate, but

663
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 1: it was enough pastries to feed a fucking village.

664
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 2: The e was delicious. What was the Cafe Chess Crazy

665
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 2: Cafe Clark Street. Is that the one we went with Colin? Yeah?

666
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well, well I don't think people are having sex.

667
00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:57,680
Speaker 2: Oh that that is literally like I'm not buying, Like

668
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 2: I'm not buying it because every you're telling me, every

669
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 2: single baby on this planet was conceived by those ugly

670
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 2: motherfucking fuckers doing us, Like I don't know, Like that

671
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 2: was so mean and I recognize that, but like, there's

672
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 2: no way y'all are having sex.

673
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 1: It's just Also it's just weird because like it's statistics

674
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: are true. That means that every time we go into

675
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: like a meeting or we go out and we interact

676
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,240
Speaker 1: with somebody, there's a high chance of the person you're

677
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 1: interacting with had sex the night before. And I just

678
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 1: don't believe it. Yeah, I don't believe that you were

679
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: butt naked, nasty like a Rick James super freak last

680
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: night and now you're just alive and.

681
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 2: In my face or even this morning.

682
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, mourning sex is literally I am sorry. You

683
00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: were fucking gluttonous and you were going to perish in hell.

684
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 1: God is up and like the sun is out and

685
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: like why are you doing that? Like Why are you

686
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,600
Speaker 1: doing that with the sun out? To have sex with

687
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: the sun out? You are fucking perverted and you're evil

688
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 1: and you're going to hell.

689
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 2: Well, I like sunning my butthole. I do it in

690
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 2: the windows.

691
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 1: Read your whole. I do. Like I get being naked

692
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 1: in nature, but fucking ill.

693
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 2: Ill like pine needles in the bronze.

694
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: And like no, I'm sorry having sex in the daytime.

695
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: It's it's like I get it. Like some people are

696
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,760
Speaker 1: actually like freaking leaks like that and they're down for

697
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: whatever time, don't you dare?

698
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really think everybody's just lying to look cooler,

699
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,719
Speaker 2: Like you know, like how some kids like like growing

700
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 2: up lie just like casualize, Like I think that's like

701
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 2: everybody's just like, oh well, like if I'm supposed to

702
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,440
Speaker 2: be having sex three times a week, like I guess

703
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 2: I'm having sex three times a week when you haven't

704
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 2: been touched by your wife in a year because you're

705
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 2: fucking terrible, nasty, gross, stinky, fucking man that doesn't wipe

706
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 2: his ass.

707
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 1: Like that's the other thing is just like I'm like

708
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:47,520
Speaker 1: so curious are people like having good sex is everywhere?

709
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 1: Cause I feel like a lot of people are just

710
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: having mid sex.

711
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 2: And I don't think sex is good.

712
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: I like, I both agree and I disagree, Like I

713
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 1: don't think sex is I will never understand. Like I

714
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: have been blessed to have like very very nice sexual experiences,

715
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 1: but it's really nothing that it's it's it's never anything

716
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 1: to like bend over backwards for like you're not gonna

717
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:14,320
Speaker 1: catch me like going out of my way to have sex.

718
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: Like it's it's like that's too much. It's either gonna

719
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:23,280
Speaker 1: happen or it's not. And also I'm just like right, also, looks.

720
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:27,479
Speaker 2: Like the killer is is the killer? Oh wait, y'all,

721
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:29,879
Speaker 2: this is something else I wanted to talk about thinking

722
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 2: of thinking about sex. So I considered posting that photo

723
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:39,399
Speaker 2: of me that I posted recently. Oh my god, wait,

724
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 2: this is a fucking vibe. Look who followed me. I

725
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,400
Speaker 2: don't know who the fuck this is, but the like

726
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 2: artwork he creates is hilarious. But okay, I posted this

727
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 2: ig photo and uh it absolutely destroyed. But I was

728
00:34:56,360 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 2: literally I'm not kidding. I sat on this photo for

729
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,919
Speaker 2: like straight up a year straight being like I'm gonna

730
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 2: post it. I'm gonna post it. But like I was

731
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 2: nervous because like one like, unfortunately I look good in it,

732
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:09,600
Speaker 2: so it looks like I'm just like trying to be sexy,

733
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 2: and I did not want that to come across as that.

734
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 2: And yes I did edit my fucking ass, like obviously

735
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:17,399
Speaker 2: I edited my ass like you can see, like, bitch,

736
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 2: if I really wanted to do some indescript edits like oh,

737
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 2: you would never be able to tell. But yes, I

738
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 2: edited my fucking ass. But anyways, I said on this

739
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:31,320
Speaker 2: photo for fucking years, like literally just not wanting to

740
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,960
Speaker 2: post it, y'all. After I posted this photo, I'm not kidding,

741
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:39,360
Speaker 2: Like six trade text me like I'm not kidding, Like

742
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 2: literally six of my tradesmen texted me like it was crazy.

743
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 2: It was like they like want me so fucking bad.

744
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,400
Speaker 1: Do you reply to Annie?

745
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 2: No, there's one that I really need to reply to,

746
00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 2: but I'm scared because I just haven't been good at

747
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,080
Speaker 2: replying and I just feel bad. I don't know if

748
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,920
Speaker 2: you ever do that, but like I get trapped in

749
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 2: this loop where like I'll be texting someone like friends,

750
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck the vibe is, and I'll just like

751
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 2: be scrolling on TikTok to see the text and then

752
00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,400
Speaker 2: just not respond and then like I'll but I'll open

753
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 2: it and then it like doesn't show up that like

754
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,759
Speaker 2: it's unopened and it's unopened, so I just see it

755
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:18,440
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh, I must have already responded when

756
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 2: I'm looking through my text, and then it like a

757
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:22,840
Speaker 2: week will pass by and I'm like going through my

758
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,760
Speaker 2: text and I'm like, oh my god, I never responded,

759
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 2: and then I'm like, fuck, it's been too long to respond,

760
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 2: and now I can't respond because like, oh, like oh

761
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,359
Speaker 2: I just forgot to text you back. Sorry, Like that's

762
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 2: such a bunk ass excuse and probably makes the person

763
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 2: feel like shit, and then it spirals out of control

764
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 2: and I'm just like, oh my god, Like now it's

765
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 2: been like fucking four months and like I haven't texted

766
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 2: this person back, and I feel so fucking bad.

767
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 1: But like.

768
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,799
Speaker 2: Ra I got bigger fish to fry.

769
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 1: I just like, I am sorry. If you don't get

770
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 1: a text back from me. You have to know my character,

771
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 1: know that it's not that deep and I'm sorry. And

772
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 1: like if it was a serious text I didn't reply to,

773
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:00,359
Speaker 1: I'll always call it out and be like, oh my god,

774
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,880
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Like we should talk, but if it's

775
00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: some random shit, I will just. One thing about me

776
00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: is if I don't want to keep replying, I just

777
00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:09,359
Speaker 1: stop replying or I just start giving like the most

778
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 1: bunk ass answers until the person is like, oh she's

779
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:14,400
Speaker 1: not entertained anymore. I'm tapping out cause I just like

780
00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 1: I can't do the texting. Also, I just don't look

781
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: through text, Like the only time I checked to see

782
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: if I have text is when I wake up, and

783
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 1: at this point says I've been waking up so early.

784
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:25,120
Speaker 1: I wake up to my phone dead empty, and I'm like,

785
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:26,560
Speaker 1: all right, I guess I don't have to look at

786
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 1: my text all day. And then I just don't look

787
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,320
Speaker 1: at my text all day and it's really bad and

788
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm sorry if you, if you wait, if

789
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: you on my eleven I gave you that's what I do.

790
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:39,160
Speaker 1: Come me.

791
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 2: Well, November felt like six hours long, like do you

792
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like I'm normally like yeah, I know,

793
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:50,920
Speaker 2: like everyone's like, wow, this year flew by. I'm like, yeah,

794
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 2: it flew by, but like that's every fucking year, like

795
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 2: yeah whatever, Like post COVID, it's like I'm used to it.

796
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,839
Speaker 2: By now, But November literally felt like six hours long.

797
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:02,480
Speaker 2: Like I'm not kidding, Like I cannot believe how quickly

798
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 2: it went by. And I think it was just like

799
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,120
Speaker 2: how busy we were, Like I can't.

800
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:08,280
Speaker 1: Remember anything from November.

801
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 2: November is trauma block November. Every four years, I trauma

802
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 2: block November.

803
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:15,920
Speaker 1: November was a month to forget.

804
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 2: November month.

805
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 1: Really it was a month to forget. Actually yeah, now

806
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 1: that I'm thinking about it, I'm having like PTSD written

807
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,800
Speaker 1: flashbacks of like all the bad things that happen in

808
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 1: November and November is a month to forget. Like trauma

809
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:30,960
Speaker 1: blocking is good.

810
00:38:31,360 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 2: Sorry if it's like your birthday month, but like really

811
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 2: it's like the worst month.

812
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 1: If you give a fuck about your birthday. Boo fucking who.

813
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,480
Speaker 1: Like I am literally like I feel like the Grinch birthdays.

814
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck.

815
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,800
Speaker 2: It was like it was kind of like in school

816
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,840
Speaker 2: growing up, I felt like November was like the longest

817
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 2: month because like it was right before that break. Yeah,

818
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:56,919
Speaker 2: but also I'm like kids now get like fucking four

819
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 2: weeks off, like kids are not in school.

820
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: My siblings got the whole week of things giving off,

821
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,719
Speaker 1: huh go and fucking learn to read because a lot

822
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,479
Speaker 1: of y'all are getting passed down grades and you can't

823
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: fucking read.

824
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really really like I feel so old headed.

825
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 2: But I'm like, oh my god, Like the doctors and

826
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 2: the nurses are learning chat GPT knowledge and they're not

827
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 2: actually learning.

828
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 3: You know.

829
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 2: But I guess, like, honestly, they can just ask chat

830
00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:24,800
Speaker 2: GPT if they can pass medical schools with chat GBT

831
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:28,919
Speaker 2: and like not retain any knowledge, bitch on the operating table.

832
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,800
Speaker 2: They could literally just be like, hey, what do I do?

833
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:34,799
Speaker 2: And it will answer it and they passed, so it's

834
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,520
Speaker 2: like the right answer. So they're just fucking do it

835
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 2: on the operating table. But I'm like, I mean I

836
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 2: always think that, but I'm like modernity.

837
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 1: Doctor Miami literally live stream fucking BBL surgeries like eight

838
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 1: years ago. Yeah, it's like we're really We're okay, We're

839
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 1: in good hands, We're fine.

840
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:50,839
Speaker 2: Yeah.

841
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,719
Speaker 1: I Also, I just don't believe in doctors, so not

842
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,919
Speaker 1: because I'm anti science, but because I'm scared.

843
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:01,359
Speaker 2: Of doctors, Doctor Octagonopus.

844
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 1: That's why when I get sick, I get so freaked

845
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,799
Speaker 1: out because I really am just like not ever thinking

846
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 1: about my health, which I want to take more serious

847
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: in the following year, Like I really want to care

848
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:15,040
Speaker 1: for myself in a deeper way because this is my

849
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 1: only body and I should be taking care of it.

850
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 1: I don't know if you notice, but there's no puff

851
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 1: bar on me. I still have one, but I'm trying

852
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:25,400
Speaker 1: to wean off. I really want to just like treat

853
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 1: my body with more respect in the following year, because

854
00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 1: it's my only body and I want to take care

855
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:33,240
Speaker 1: of it and fuel it correctly and do the things

856
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: it deserves. But I'm scared of doctors because like I

857
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 1: feel like doctors are just there to tell me I'm

858
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: going to die, Like how I know I'm gonna die?

859
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:42,439
Speaker 1: Like don't.

860
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, after all my heart testing I got done, I well,

861
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 2: I haven't the leaves on that tree fallen yet.

862
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:55,160
Speaker 1: Oh they don't fall to like oh you we usually

863
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: come back and they're gone. But I oh, but also

864
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 1: it's like way warmer than it's supposed to be. It's

865
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,040
Speaker 1: like seventy eight degrees like two days ago.

866
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 2: Like I can't even think about that. I really can't

867
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 2: even But my I got all these heart tests done,

868
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 2: and it was time to get like all of the

869
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,560
Speaker 2: information about like my stress tests and all this stuff

870
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 2: because I was like fainting and standing up too fast

871
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 2: and my heart rate was like fucking one forty, and

872
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:28,239
Speaker 2: I ignored the results call for like six months. So

873
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 2: then they stopped calling me, and they kept calling and

874
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 2: they really needed me to know what was going on

875
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 2: with me.

876
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:36,359
Speaker 1: They were probably gonna call and be like, you're chill.

877
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 1: You have the best heart we've actually ever seen, and

878
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 1: we want to exactly because like your heart is and

879
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 1: your heart is full of love and desire for boys.

880
00:41:48,320 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 1: I drew your chair is like crumbling on your ass. Now, well,

881
00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,799
Speaker 1: should we get into some medium. My media the week

882
00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,880
Speaker 1: is wicked. I actually want to see it.

883
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,359
Speaker 2: Curst curse, curse.

884
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 1: Curse, Oh, curses of the week.

885
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:09,160
Speaker 2: Oh bitch, My curse of the week is the fucking

886
00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:14,360
Speaker 2: scam that is cryotherapy and red light therapy, y'all. I

887
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 2: got fucking swindled in Finesse into standing in a fucking

888
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:22,320
Speaker 2: box that was one hundred and seventy degrees negative fahrenheit,

889
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:25,879
Speaker 2: which like, oh cool, like whatever. I was covered head

890
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,479
Speaker 2: to toe and it literally was like barely even fucking cold,

891
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 2: like I've been in colder environments, and like it was

892
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,239
Speaker 2: only three minutes, so I was like, oh cool, Like

893
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 2: I just wasted all my fucking money. And then I

894
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 2: did a red light therapy bed, which is literally just

895
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 2: a tanning bed with red LEDs that you lay in

896
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:46,600
Speaker 2: but asked naked for ten minutes and thirty seconds. Another

897
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 2: fucking finesse. And then what I realized is like, honestly,

898
00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:52,720
Speaker 2: if you want to become a millionaire, just sell snake

899
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 2: oil to white women. Like it's really like that easy,

900
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 2: Like you really can just like become a millionaire doing

901
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:02,759
Speaker 2: that because like whole shit, No, it didn't even get

902
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 2: warm in that bed, not even that.

903
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,320
Speaker 1: But it's just like we are seeing I feel like

904
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: it is about to boil.

905
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 2: It was eighty dollars, by the way, eighty dollars for

906
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 2: thirteen and a half minutes of my life to be

907
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 2: cold and stand in a red led box like bitch,

908
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,680
Speaker 2: I thought it was gonna be twenty dollars. When I

909
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 2: got the eighty dollars check, my heart sank to my

910
00:43:21,440 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 2: fucking ass.

911
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 1: Like dude, what's crazy? Though? It is like I think

912
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:28,320
Speaker 1: we are boiling over with the consumption of beauty products

913
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: and like beauty practices, it is pushing it the whole

914
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:36,160
Speaker 1: thing of scaring us into aging. Like, my fears about

915
00:43:36,200 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 1: aging aren't really based in my looks or vanity as

916
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: much as I joke about it, because I genuinely think

917
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: that the older I get, the hotter I will get.

918
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 1: Like I have always firmly believed that, like especially recently

919
00:43:47,760 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 1: now that I am like, Okay, I'm not gonna die,

920
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,360
Speaker 1: like maybe I will live. I'm like, oh, I'll just

921
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 1: get hotter as I grow older. But my only fear

922
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 1: is like losing time. But so many people only think

923
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 1: about aging in terms of their looks, And I got

924
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 1: bad news. Bitch, you're ugly. Now you're only gonna get uglier,

925
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:10,359
Speaker 1: like like not actually, but do you know what I mean?

926
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 1: Like why are It's just like you're being sold this

927
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 1: idea to be fearful of yourself and the growth that

928
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:19,160
Speaker 1: you can experience. And it's so sad, but it is

929
00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:21,800
Speaker 1: such a lucrative business. If you want to be in

930
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,919
Speaker 1: the business of just making money, you can just sell

931
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 1: anything that prompts his people beauty and it will work

932
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,360
Speaker 1: through recession. Also, the red light shit is so funny.

933
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,240
Speaker 1: How go outside?

934
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 2: Literally they get a fucking laser pointer and pointed at

935
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,759
Speaker 2: your skin, like it's probably better for you.

936
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: Google red screensaver on your laptop and just put the

937
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:42,359
Speaker 1: Bartoness up in front of your.

938
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 2: Head literally literally, And I'm sure like there are people

939
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 2: that like use it and it's beneficial for them, and

940
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 2: I did only do it once, and I'm sure you

941
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,320
Speaker 2: have to use it a bunch of times.

942
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: But like it sounds scammy to me. My curse of

943
00:44:56,040 --> 00:45:09,240
Speaker 1: the week goes out too. Whoever the fuck got me sick? Literally,

944
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:11,839
Speaker 1: I don't know who the fuck you are. I got

945
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:16,279
Speaker 1: sick right after we got back from the UK, so

946
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if someone at the airport got me sick.

947
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 1: I don't know if traveling got me sick. I don't

948
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: know what the fuck got me sick. But if there's

949
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:24,000
Speaker 1: a person out there who is the sole proprietor of

950
00:45:24,080 --> 00:45:26,759
Speaker 1: the sickness they pass on to me, you will burn.

951
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:30,239
Speaker 1: You will burn, you will perish, you will melt in hell,

952
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 1: in the fiery pits of hell. But also, I don't

953
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:37,160
Speaker 1: think a person got me sick. I think I just

954
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 1: like naturally, got sick. But you will burn. Also, I'm

955
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 1: trying to think who else will burn? People who see

956
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: you taking a video and just walk in front of

957
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:50,120
Speaker 1: the video and have no care for it or a picture.

958
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:53,479
Speaker 1: You will also burn in hell because practice some sort

959
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 1: of self respect. No matter how important you get on

960
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 1: this planet. If you see somebody recording or taking a picture,

961
00:45:59,040 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: walk around it, or just wait a second, the fuck

962
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: are you in a rush for you?

963
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 2: Fucking really, it's not that deep. It really is never

964
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:07,359
Speaker 2: that deep.

965
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: Pigs are so cute, like little Pig Conde's Little Pig.

966
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:15,959
Speaker 2: This literally looks like that does Oh my god?

967
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:21,240
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well, my media of the week is Wicked

968
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:30,840
Speaker 1: and that's it. Literally, define gravity, define gravity? And what

969
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 1: is this feeling? Now?

970
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 2: What's the one? I hate you?

971
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 1: I hate you?

972
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 2: I hate you.

973
00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: There's been some confusion and Sally expecting Pepecuari. You're altogether

974
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 1: quite impossible to discrib blonde.

975
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:03,280
Speaker 2: Oh no, what is this feeling?

976
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:10,800
Speaker 1: Sudden? And I laid us on you? Oh my god, no,

977
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 1: I need I need to see Wicked again. That's my

978
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 1: only media. Wicked, Wicked, Wicked, I've got the Wicked bug.

979
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:17,840
Speaker 1: I'm so grizly.

980
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:23,760
Speaker 2: Drew Syah, you want your city to be walkable and bikeable?

981
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:29,240
Speaker 2: What's next? Suckable and fuckable? That was submitted by Jessica

982
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 2: and the tweets at his knucklehead bets and yes I

983
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 2: did see the video of the girls drew Siginals submissions.

984
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 1: Y'all.

985
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:49,280
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Sometimes it's a lot to go through. Sometimes

986
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 2: it's a lot um.

987
00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, you may be shocked at how many people have

988
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,240
Speaker 1: free time to send us me. Yeah, but it's amazing.

989
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 1: I want to play this.

990
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 2: Got some nerve asking for a tip man. We made

991
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 2: the sandwich together. That's good, but yeah, let's play this, okay.

992
00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 3: A zoo runs into Enya's room when he hears that

993
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 3: wingbot go off because he gets a whipp of some tunas.

994
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 2: Wow, that was good that mighty girls be.

995
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 3: Saying they're a hot chunga babe, you're a chunka. Do

996
00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,720
Speaker 3: not let me use your bathroom because I will overdose

997
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 3: on your chicken pox pills. And Nettie Pott bitches come

998
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 3: into my room. No, babes, those are martno clippings. At

999
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 3: eight years old, every kid said they wanted to be

1000
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 3: a vet or a teacher. I wanted to be at

1001
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,719
Speaker 3: the clar making out with random.

1002
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,879
Speaker 2: I love. I wanted to say that so we can

1003
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 2: insert it.

1004
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,280
Speaker 1: It's so good.

1005
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:52,400
Speaker 2: What the fuck is this? Aiden? Blood cells this vagina

1006
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:57,320
Speaker 2: that period, like I guess like blood cells of vagina

1007
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 2: period like yeah, like aiden cooked. Ummm see people emailing

1008
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 2: that picture of Jacob e Lordie to me saying this

1009
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 2: looks like you. Umm yeah, if y'all want, keeps some

1010
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:25,920
Speaker 2: in and drew syops because it's pretty dry in the

1011
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 2: inbox right now. And yeah, it's just like I think

1012
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 2: I've ran through all of the text posts, like I

1013
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,360
Speaker 2: think there's no more, none exists.

1014
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:38,279
Speaker 1: Um, you need to start going back to making your own.

1015
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,439
Speaker 1: But the problem is that just turns into your really

1016
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:41,719
Speaker 1: scary stand up.

1017
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 2: My horny ass could not live next to Squidward, that

1018
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,760
Speaker 2: fucking knows. I know it gets erect. I know it feels.

1019
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 2: Girls be like, I don't know where i'd be without him, bitch,

1020
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 2: probably further in life.

1021
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 1: That's so funny, Like so.

1022
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 2: Okay, that's all the siops. That was from Bella And

1023
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 2: I said someone I used to say to people's last names,

1024
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:13,239
Speaker 2: but I think that's like basically doxing someone, So I

1025
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 2: only say their first names, so you know, you know. Yeah, Also,

1026
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:18,880
Speaker 2: if you want your last name said, just include it

1027
00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:24,879
Speaker 2: in the email. Big things coming y'all, like December twenty fifth,

1028
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,879
Speaker 2: Like something major is happening and I'm stealing the day

1029
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:32,080
Speaker 2: from Jesus Christ and Christmas. Yeah oh no, no, no,

1030
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:36,239
Speaker 2: I'm saying something. I'm something big, as something big is

1031
00:50:36,239 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 2: happening on Christmas this year and it's not fucking Jesus' birthday.

1032
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 2: Let's just say all right by y'all,