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Speaker 2: You think that, Uh huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody.

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Speaker 6: You're listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now,

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Speaker 6: one and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Okay,

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Speaker 6: I got something for you today. I'm gonna have a

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Speaker 6: conversation this morning about my understanding of grace now that

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Speaker 6: I've gotten older and I've come into a better understanding

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Speaker 6: of a lot of things I didn't know about when

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Speaker 6: I was younger. This is just my interpretation of grace.

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Speaker 6: Now once again, y'all listen to me. I ain't nobody's pastor,

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Speaker 6: I ain't nobody's minister. So you know, I'm pretty sure

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Speaker 6: you can go to church and get a far more

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Speaker 6: extensive definition of one I'm giving you. I'm just talking

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Speaker 6: to people. You know, Grace is this thing that God

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Speaker 6: provides for us. Grace is just things that you get

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Speaker 6: that's really undeserving, you know. I mean, I look in

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Speaker 6: my life as it is today. You know, Look, I

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Speaker 6: work hard and I have faith in God that I

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Speaker 6: do so things are going to happen in my life.

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Speaker 6: But the way my life is now, I don't. I

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Speaker 6: don't deserve all of this, don't. I don't look at

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Speaker 6: it that way. I have been the beneficiary of God's grace.

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Speaker 6: I have aligned myself in a position to accept whatever

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Speaker 6: grace God has for me, and it will be far

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Speaker 6: abundant and exceedingly in anything you could think of. His

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Speaker 6: grace supersedes anything you could possibly imagine. You know, the

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Speaker 6: goals that I set and the aspirations that I shoot for,

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Speaker 6: and the things that I have on my dream board.

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Speaker 6: I have the faith that God will give it to me.

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Speaker 6: But what He does with grace, he gives you far

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Speaker 6: more than that. He gives you what He he has

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Speaker 6: for you, not what you can see. You can't see

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Speaker 6: all he has for you. It's impossible.

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Speaker 2: Who are you?

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Speaker 6: How can you possibly imagine what he can imagine? How

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Speaker 6: can you possibly think? How he can think? How can

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Speaker 6: you possibly do what he can do? How can it

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Speaker 6: be that isn't a single mind living or a collection

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Speaker 6: of minds that could have thought of earth? What in

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Speaker 6: your wildest imagination could have made you think of Earth?

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Speaker 6: The stars, the heavens, the oceans, the galaxy, the constellations.

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Speaker 6: What in your mind? What in any man's mind? We

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Speaker 6: couldn't have thought of it. So come on now, I'm

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Speaker 6: talking about lining yourself up with God's grace, which he

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Speaker 2: To you if.

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Speaker 6: You want some of it now. But now his thing

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Speaker 6: about grace, it can't be bought. Could if it could

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Speaker 6: discovering what it is, it's this goodness that God shines

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Speaker 6: his love for you and for you attempting for you

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Speaker 6: attempting to.

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Speaker 2: Do right, not because you get it right.

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Speaker 6: Because if He judged us purely on how we are

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Speaker 6: the right and wrong of it, we would all be doomed,

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Speaker 6: doomed because we all fall short, we all make mistakes,

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Speaker 2: It wrong from time to time, nobody's perfect.

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Speaker 6: Now I understand what my mother was saying about cleaning

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Speaker 6: All I need is a little more grace when the

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Speaker 6: last time you ask God for some grace. Now, I'm

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Speaker 6: not talking to you like I know everything. If you

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Speaker 6: if you're not aware of it, you don't know what's

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Speaker 6: fact that God does things for you simply because He

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Speaker 6: Sometimes you don't even know how you got that job

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Speaker 6: you know how'd have done it? When I was living

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Speaker 6: in that car if I knew how to do it. No,

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Speaker 6: I've benefited from his grace. I'm just a beneficiary of

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Speaker 6: his great race, of his goodness and his mercy. God's

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Speaker 6: goodness is better than your goodness. God's goodness is better

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Speaker 6: than your mother's goodness. It's better than your wife's or

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Speaker 6: His goodness man covers some stuff you can't even imagine.

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Speaker 6: So why are you trying to put your life together

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Speaker 6: when the last time you asked him for just a

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Speaker 2: When have you thought of your life.

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Speaker 6: In terms of the grace that it has already benefited from?

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Speaker 2: Have you ever done that? Man?

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Speaker 6: Just thought about you know you hear songs like my soul,

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Speaker 6: look back and wonder how I got over?

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Speaker 2: That was grace, That's all I can call it. Now.

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Speaker 6: Like I said, you can go with church or somewherever

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Speaker 6: you want to, and ministers that the window at school

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Speaker 6: to teach this thing way better than me. I'm just

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Speaker 6: giving you from a layman standpoint. Man, have you thought

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Speaker 6: about his grace? Would you not bewalled to be a

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Speaker 2: Check this out.

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Speaker 6: The better you try to do, the more grace he'll

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Speaker 6: give to you. Now that grace can't be bought, Like

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Speaker 6: I said, it's free. You can't purchase grace. But the

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Speaker 6: better you try to become the more the more grace

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Speaker 6: he gets to put your way. So man, just try.

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Speaker 6: Why don't you just try to do better? Look, man,

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Speaker 6: quit talking a mount I'm gonna start next week. I'm

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Speaker 6: gonna start at the new year. Now you not, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: you do that every year ever at the new year.

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Speaker 6: I wanna eat better at the new year. I'm gonna

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna go on, get in here and the new year.

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Speaker 6: If you're gonna do it, you're gonna do it now.

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Speaker 2: Man, you can. You're gonna do it nowing.

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Speaker 6: Stop trying do something, do it, stop talking about it,

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Speaker 6: do it now. The best way to benefit from his

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Speaker 6: grace is starting action now, n O W now right

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Speaker 6: now today. What you're waiting on, all you doing is

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Speaker 6: delaying his opportunity to bless you. You know, man, do

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Speaker 6: you know how many times we do that? We delay

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Speaker 6: you're gonna trip a little bit because the holiday's coming.

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Speaker 6: But you ain't got to eat bad all the time.

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Speaker 6: You could start eating correct today you could. You could,

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Speaker 6: the end of that. I'm just giving you a little

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Speaker 6: Start thinking in terms of grace, what He has done

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Speaker 2: That you know.

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Speaker 6: You keep calling them blessings, and I got that a

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Speaker 6: I'm beneficiary of it, and that's available to everybody that

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Speaker 6: in with grace. See what that is. That's that's better

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Speaker 6: than money. You're listening show, ladies and gentlemen. Is here

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Speaker 6: another great day? Thank you Heavenly Father. I so appreciate it.

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Speaker 6: Man started my day off with gratitude. I'm spreading it.

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Speaker 6: If you get your gratitude together, it affects your attitude.

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Speaker 6: It's about them tudes, man, get them up, get them started.

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Speaker 6: It's gonna be a great day to day. I lived

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Speaker 6: my life with that expectation. I had a little moment

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Speaker 6: you know how you just being human and you know

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Speaker 6: the principles of success, but somehow you just it's just

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Speaker 6: you know, a little off. I wouldn't I was looking

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Speaker 6: my life and what was right.

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Speaker 2: But I got it back on track.

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Speaker 6: But I was in this little funk for about about

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Speaker 6: like whenever you can't explain your emotion, if you feel

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Speaker 2: So what you have to do.

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Speaker 6: As long as you can track those last fifteen minutes

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Speaker 6: Now that didn't make the problem go away, no, but

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Speaker 6: the focus wasn't on the problem anymore. The focus was

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Speaker 6: I have no problem that's bigger than my God. Come on, boy,

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Speaker 6: once you wake up to that realization, you can get

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Speaker 6: on with it. That's how I'm opening to show this morning, Junior.

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Speaker 6: I love to say, what's wrong with you? Todavid. All

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Speaker 8: I mean, really, you should have just explained that, because

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Speaker 8: I didn't even think about that.

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Speaker 2: I got that same problem. Bruh, everybody has that problem.

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Speaker 6: It's not new to mankind to be human, you know,

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Speaker 6: it's nothing, nothing new about it. And we all have

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Speaker 6: those moments where we just find ourselves in a little funk,

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Speaker 6: a little bit of gloom. But if you retrust the

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Speaker 6: your emotions are is a barometer of what you've been thinking.

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Speaker 6: So if you change what you think, if you change

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Speaker 1: You asked and answered your own question. Yes, better let

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Speaker 2: I needed that myself.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you did. Coming up at thirty two minutes after

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Speaker 9: Nav The day's title is I love your wife?

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Speaker 6: I do.

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Speaker 2: I love your wife more than you do. Let's go

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Speaker 2: get Hello.

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Speaker 7: Hey, I'm trying to I'm trying to reach tree this track.

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Speaker 10: Who is this? Hey, Trey? How you doing? Man?

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Speaker 7: This is Milton. I work at your wife Teresa Milton. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 7: Chare she ever mentioned me?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 8: I don't, no milking. What's going on?

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Speaker 8: And whoa wolo?

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Speaker 7: Hold on man, helo?

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Speaker 11: Hello, you calling me and you're telling me right now

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Speaker 10: Is that correct?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: You know it took me a while to come forward

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 12: No, I haven't.

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Speaker 7: You want your list. I'm just letting you know. Today

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Speaker 11: Right, how long you've been loving with my wife? You

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Speaker 11: tell me how long you've been loved my How long?

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Speaker 11: How long you feel that you have been in love

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Speaker 7: I mean, I'm looking at I know, I know, I

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Speaker 8: Does my wife even know this?

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Speaker 7: I mean, I'm sure she's aware of it to a

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Speaker 8: A certain extent? What house? How certain of the extent

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Speaker 7: I mean, you know, when we go to lunch together,

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Speaker 8: To lunch together. How long y'all been going to lunch together?

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Speaker 7: Bro? We were going to lunch together at least at

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Speaker 8: Yead, I need a.

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Speaker 7: Brouh.

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Speaker 8: Stay the hell away from my wife.

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Speaker 7: Bro.

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Speaker 8: I needed to back up. Ain't no more because you're

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Speaker 8: to talk enough. You didn't talk enough. Ain't no more

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Speaker 8: to hear none of that. Nothing, nothing, nothing at all,

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Speaker 7: On, we don't let me listen. Listen, I know all

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Speaker 7: know how you treat her.

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Speaker 12: All right. I'm hot.

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Speaker 8: I'm feeling like a strong tin station right now because

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Speaker 8: break over neck right now. That's what I really want

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Speaker 7: Trying to figure out. Hey, all I'm saying is when

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Speaker 7: She let me know what she's going through. She let

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Speaker 8: Stop with that lunch, bro. I don't want to hear

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Speaker 8: another damn thing about lunch. Bro, ain't no more lunch

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Speaker 8: from here on out. Bro calling me talking about you

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Speaker 8: in love with my wife. Peop been taking what.

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Speaker 7: He's a Milton, I'm Milton.

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Speaker 10: So you at bro?

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Speaker 7: You man, man, listen, calm down with all that energy

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Speaker 7: You're not me. Come down, you have nothing to work,

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Speaker 7: You're not You're not finna do nothing right right now, Brom.

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Speaker 7: My team's right now. That's where you are, right right now, Bro,

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Speaker 7: Right now. How about how about when you got laid off,

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Speaker 7: You ain't.

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Speaker 10: All right, man?

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Speaker 8: You know I think you know everything. I bet you

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Speaker 8: know is all you need to know is right, get done, Bro,

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Speaker 8: You're done. Bront Come down.

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Speaker 7: Run it, bro, you know what what the milk?

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Speaker 8: While talking about that, he would the wife saying that

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Speaker 12: While we are.

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Speaker 7: You can thank me for the tutter for the suit

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Speaker 7: I picked it out and I paid for it.

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Speaker 8: Okay, a word, okay, cool, cool, cool, all right, cool

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Speaker 8: we and let me go into contect right now, right now,

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Speaker 8: all right, you're talking about the great suitter three piece, that's.

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Speaker 7: What you're talking about.

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Speaker 8: The great bull right here with this boot anyway, I

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Speaker 7: Now, you don't like the suit. You don't want to

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Speaker 8: Man, I need to talk to my wife.

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Speaker 10: I need to talk to my wife.

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Speaker 7: Because I man, listen, you know what, I just couldn't

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Speaker 7: I'm going you know I'm doing I'm doing too much

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Speaker 8: So you was giving the money. You kicking the money

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Speaker 7: You're kicking the money, dude, somebody had to step up.

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Speaker 7: Man to me, and Teresa is tight, so you know,

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Speaker 8: So you're giving my wife money. And what you're saying

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Speaker 7: Make you feel better about the whole thing? You want

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Speaker 8: You ain't need to make me feel better about it. Man,

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Speaker 8: is talking to my wife. That's all I got to

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Speaker 7: That's fine. But can I say something that will make

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Speaker 7: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your wife Teresa gotten me the

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Speaker 8: Your at Harvey Show? Bruh you got bru.

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Speaker 10: Don't do that, brouh.

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Speaker 8: You gotta stop that, Tommy. Come on now, come on.

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Speaker 7: My heart is racing.

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Speaker 7: Oh I'm on now, Hey, I gotta ask you this.

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Speaker 7: You got to tell me what is the bad is that?

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Speaker 7: I mean the badtest radio show? In the lane?

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Speaker 8: It's a Steve Harvey Morton show.

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Speaker 1: Gotta be Mama, Thank you, ne you Coming up next

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Speaker 1: it is ask the c l O Chief Love Officer

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey in the building, ready for your love questions?

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Speaker 1: it is time now for ask the CLO chief Love

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Speaker 1: from Leah and Saint Louis. She says, I'm a forty

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Speaker 1: I thanked my date for bringing me, as though he

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Speaker 6: You should have stumbled your dizzy ass back in the

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Speaker 5: Tell me?

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Speaker 2: Is she kidding me?

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Speaker 13: Man?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I mean no, not at all.

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Speaker 6: So the guy he just looked confused. Yeah, you might

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Speaker 6: as well just call him and explain to him what

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Speaker 6: you're trifling behind.

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Speaker 1: Really, I just knew you were going to say, let

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Speaker 6: What she's married, Shirley, and she on a dating site.

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Speaker 6: She go to lunch with the dude, ask him to

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Speaker 6: take her to the doctor. Right, okay, but how did

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Speaker 6: how did the husband? So he thought she thought he left,

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Speaker 6: two men in the lobby. Right, that's what she gets.

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Speaker 1: But that's what that's what she wants to know. Should

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying a minute, you would say block and

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Speaker 2: Why are you blocking him?

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Speaker 13: What he do?

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Speaker 2: See you playing the trick game?

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Speaker 6: And the trick game you got caught in it at least,

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Speaker 6: oh the man, the explanation of what you did.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know.

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Speaker 6: You, Shirley, Why are you missing this? She wants to

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Speaker 2: I guess you have.

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Speaker 6: To tell this dude what it is. He may be

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Speaker 6: What part of that you ain't getting? Your sister is trifling?

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Speaker 1: Just not am I know? Shirley, Shirley blo.

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Speaker 6: If you're going to date married, you're gonna have to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well he knows now, tada. All right, we're moving on.

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Speaker 6: So since you liked him and Eaton took you to

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Speaker 2: He'll probably be cool with it. Oh that's all you

444
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,879
Speaker 2: want to do, all right? I'm gain really I.

445
00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 1: Would move on. I we'll move on, all right. We

446
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 1: are moving on. Veronica and Jacksonville says, I'm a thirty

447
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,639
Speaker 1: two year old single female and I've been married for

448
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,439
Speaker 1: twelve years. I got married really young, and now my

449
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,760
Speaker 1: husband is saying we need to branch out and seek

450
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 1: other ways to jazz up our love life after having

451
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 1: four kids. I'm all right with having sex once or

452
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:54,280
Speaker 1: twice a week, he says, I'm being selfish. And when

453
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 1: he was upset last night, he said, I'm going to

454
00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:58,399
Speaker 1: make him cheat on me.

455
00:23:59,040 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 3: Was this an.

456
00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,920
Speaker 1: Admission that he already cheated or was that a warning?

457
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 6: Oh well, it's definitely a warning, for sure, but it

458
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 6: sounded more like a promise.

459
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 1: He's going it's going to happen.

460
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:20,479
Speaker 6: He ain't no married man gonna say that to his wife.

461
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,560
Speaker 6: And if it ain't in.

462
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 1: His head, real good, okay, Because.

463
00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,800
Speaker 6: Y'all been having conversations about it sex twice week.

464
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:33,320
Speaker 2: Folk kids, that's a lot, fol kids, there's a.

465
00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:39,199
Speaker 1: Lot, all right, all right?

466
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:39,640
Speaker 7: MJ.

467
00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 1: And Gary Indiana writes, I'm a forty seven year old

468
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 1: married woman and I had sex with a thirty one

469
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:49,719
Speaker 1: year old man behind the pharmacy where we work. The

470
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 1: church next.

471
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 10: Door to us.

472
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 1: Yes, it's been writing is better. The church next door

473
00:24:55,119 --> 00:24:58,359
Speaker 1: to us has security cameras, and there's a video of

474
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:03,000
Speaker 1: us having sex, but it's not clear. My manager wants

475
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:06,440
Speaker 1: whoever it is to come forward. I need my job,

476
00:25:06,560 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 1: so I'm praying she doesn't ever figure out who it is.

477
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 1: The guy keeps saying he wants to fess up because

478
00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 1: she can't fire us for this. How can I keep

479
00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:16,200
Speaker 1: him quiet?

480
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 2: You can get fired for having sex behind the wall.

481
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:24,679
Speaker 2: That's your job, now, fool. I don't know who told

482
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 2: you you can't get fired for that.

483
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, first of all, both y'all you're not supposed to

484
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:38,640
Speaker 6: because and it's dirty. Y'all got on the white jackets.

485
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 6: Now you want y'all to confess and come forward. Don't

486
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 6: be stupid. Don't listen to.

487
00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 2: This, dude, Please don't. And didn't she say she was married?

488
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:49,640
Speaker 7: Yes?

489
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:53,880
Speaker 2: Yes, forty seven, thirty one year old boy, he's thirty one.

490
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 2: See thirty one year old boy, he's stupid. Let's tell it.

491
00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:02,360
Speaker 6: Yeah, confessed, Nah, you slept with a stupid person.

492
00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:08,959
Speaker 2: Yeah, lady, that ain't you. That ain't true. That is

493
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 2: not you.

494
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 6: It's obviously ain't clear. You're talking about somebody volunteer.

495
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:13,120
Speaker 2: Is what?

496
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 1: Fess up.

497
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:17,919
Speaker 11: With?

498
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 2: Who?

499
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the how I'm going to have happily married.

500
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,639
Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about, right, miss me?

501
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 2: All right?

502
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:34,680
Speaker 1: Moving on Johnson and Carrollton, Georgia says, my wife's adult

503
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,120
Speaker 1: kids are coming to stay with us for a week

504
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:40,160
Speaker 1: since we haven't seen their kids for almost two years.

505
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 1: She has three children and seven grandchildren total. I have

506
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 1: had some financial problems lately that I've hid from my

507
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:53,199
Speaker 1: wife and my family. My wife hasn't worked since I

508
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 1: married her sixteen years ago, so I hate to let

509
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,920
Speaker 1: her down. Should I be honest and ask the kids

510
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 1: to postpone the visit or keep it to myself and

511
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,280
Speaker 1: dip into my savings?

512
00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 6: Dip into your savings, doll, gut it out if you

513
00:27:07,800 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 6: don't want to hurt the woman you love. You having

514
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 6: some financial trouble and tell it. You could probably share

515
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 6: it with if she ain't working. Now, unless the financial

516
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:20,159
Speaker 6: troubles is you' done bought some other woman something with

517
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:21,000
Speaker 6: the money.

518
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 1: Wow, I hope that's not it.

519
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 6: You go down there to pay their cash loan and

520
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 6: mess your whole life up with that two hundred dollars

521
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,400
Speaker 6: loan that's gonna cost you thirty grand to pay it back.

522
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 1: All right, Celo, thank you, you're listening Morning show. It

523
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:54,439
Speaker 1: is time for games you can't play. You can't play

524
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: over the holidays, Shaye, please explain. All right, here we go.

525
00:27:57,920 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 14: The holidays are coming around, and you're gonna have folks

526
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:01,840
Speaker 14: over to the house. So what I'm gonna do is

527
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 14: set up the game, tell a little bit about it.

528
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 14: Steven Jr. Gonna jump in and make and explain how

529
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 14: the games get worse. Start off good, sound like a

530
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:17,080
Speaker 14: good idea, but then as the game progresses, problems arise. Litten,

531
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 14: simple game of spades. We're gonna play some spades. We're

532
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:22,439
Speaker 14: gonna set up the table, We're gonna play some spades.

533
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 14: And then and then everything happened. Somebody started cheating. You know,

534
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:28,440
Speaker 14: you got that problem.

535
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: The first time somebody reneged you swear it was a

536
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 1: dead body in the room. So you can't play that.

537
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 14: You know, people don't know how to lose and and

538
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,480
Speaker 14: just take it, you know, they take it personal, you

539
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:48,360
Speaker 14: know what I mean? Take it all right, So you're

540
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,600
Speaker 14: gonna go outside, play some touch football, you know, getting

541
00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 14: vamily everybody. Just play some touch football.

542
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 2: You got a.

543
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 14: Brown ass man think it's cool to run over a

544
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 14: third grader? Just over, yeah, just just punish it.

545
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 2: Damn man, we're playing football.

546
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 3: A kid child.

547
00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 14: You haven't been putting him on me? You know how

548
00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 14: you put him to check me? But what I'm gonna

549
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 14: do doing?

550
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: Hen Man?

551
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 2: What you out here for?

552
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 1: You black line?

553
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 2: What you like?

554
00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:35,000
Speaker 11: Hey?

555
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 6: Look, hey, this is all I got to shake. You know,

556
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 6: if you can't, you can't to handle the heat, Get

557
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 6: out this kick.

558
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 1: I don't care if your aide, I don't care if

559
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,960
Speaker 1: your aides. Let him cry, Let him cry.

560
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 2: You got the line.

561
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 3: You got a man. That's a man's game.

562
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 1: Here's another game you can't play.

563
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 14: Okay, you want to play diamond, But you got that

564
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 14: dude that been you've been, he's been away for a while, and.

565
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 1: He take this game a little bit too serious. You

566
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,040
Speaker 1: know what I mean he'd been in. He's been away.

567
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 1: You know, he's been in the system. He even locked off.

568
00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:22,080
Speaker 2: Away is a different game, then, yeah, you should have

569
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:22,360
Speaker 2: been here.

570
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 6: Man, Now you want to play old old wait man,

571
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 6: hold up, don't hold don't I just sent you to

572
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 6: the yard on them trail. Hold up, dog, you just

573
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 6: went to the yard on them trade. You ain't had

574
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 6: no trade minute ago.

575
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:38,920
Speaker 1: What you're talking about.

576
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 6: What I'm talking about, I'm talking about your asses up

577
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 6: in the oh. You're trying to Oh you get shape.

578
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 6: What's gonna happen? You pardoner?

579
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 3: You're out? Now, you're out?

580
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:50,280
Speaker 10: Now?

581
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:56,959
Speaker 6: Ring all No, no, okay, okay. I'm gonna need two

582
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 6: packs of cigarettes for that had the holiday party, That's

583
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 6: all I'm saying.

584
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna need the two pats.

585
00:31:06,600 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: That's time I've seen.

586
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,560
Speaker 14: You playing down there in an under shake.

587
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 1: We can't play that.

588
00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 14: We gotta play another all right, now we're gonna we're

589
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 14: gonna go back outside and try to play this a

590
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 14: simple game, family game on dodgeball. It's the same guy

591
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 14: who think it's a lot of fun. He hit the

592
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 14: third grader and ball.

593
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 2: He ain't got a lot of that.

594
00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 15: Face, but he out here playing fall cap game.

595
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 2: It's all dodgeball. It ain't call standing there and.

596
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 1: Get hit him eight.

597
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 2: Why you gotta hit him so hard?

598
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 3: What what he ain't? He ain't do.

599
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 1: I bet him talk. Now they're gonna.

600
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 6: Cock back with that little weekends throw like I ain't

601
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 6: seen that.

602
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:59,080
Speaker 1: Get him in the faith in the face. That's what

603
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:00,080
Speaker 1: you need to pat.

604
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 14: Mean, we go back in the hospital, decided to play chess.

605
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 14: But here's what happens. The man who thinks you know

606
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 14: everything about chess get his ass dusted by that eighth grader.

607
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:17,920
Speaker 14: Now he really upset the little boy that told his

608
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 14: ass up.

609
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 2: Chest, he can't take it. That's where all the pieces

610
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 2: gonna be on the floor.

611
00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: They picked them up.

612
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 6: But hold up, holder, do you can't say, check mate,

613
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 6: we just got started.

614
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,480
Speaker 2: How you gonna how you working?

615
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:38,160
Speaker 3: Real dog?

616
00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 2: Don't no, No, we even him before five six moves?

617
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 2: What is you talking about? Checkmate?

618
00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 13: No?

619
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:47,959
Speaker 6: That ain't our chest goes the thinking mad game right,

620
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 6: you ain't even had time.

621
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: To think, David. He won the game. Man ain't game.

622
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 1: He just said check mate, Yeah he beat you game?

623
00:32:58,920 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 13: Show me.

624
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 14: He you that ain't you can't do that.

625
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 6: See you gotta do look, man in chest, you have

626
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,719
Speaker 6: to make a minimum of twenty moves.

627
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 16: He like, you didn't have to do that for you, dog,

628
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 16: That's how it's done. Dog are now you ain't even

629
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,520
Speaker 16: post to say check unless it's been twenty moves.

630
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 1: Maybe try something else.

631
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 6: I don't know, man, See y'all need to play chess

632
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:31,960
Speaker 6: with white folk's race.

633
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 1: Everything is racial with you. I can't play that last game.

634
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 14: Last game, we can't play checkers. It's the same guy

635
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 14: with the dodgeball really enjoys beating a third Ready he

636
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 14: gets such.

637
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 6: Bare prayup, bra.

638
00:33:55,720 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 1: What is your crying for? White? Your ass out?

639
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, man.

640
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:09,320
Speaker 6: You can't jump backwards because you got the red pizza.

641
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 6: Red red pizza. Can't jump back chill.

642
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 1: Man, all right, the end of this game.

643
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 3: Okay, let's move on.

644
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: You're listening hard. Morning show time. Now, guys, for a rounded,

645
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:27,400
Speaker 1: would you rather would you rather you and your wife

646
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,439
Speaker 1: share a bathroom?

647
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 2: Or yeah, we gotta share. That's not a good.

648
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,799
Speaker 6: We cannot share a bathroom. That's out the question. Hell,

649
00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,160
Speaker 6: I had to go through a whole nother room or something.

650
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 1: Oh no, A lot of married couples share bathroom.

651
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 6: No, I had to go, I'd be in a whole

652
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,080
Speaker 6: nother damn room.

653
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 2: Uh huh, and whate No, she talks all your products

654
00:34:56,600 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 2: on my side. That's why all her problem, make up

655
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 2: all this.

656
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,399
Speaker 6: Well, I'm finish, put my stuff, and then she want

657
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 6: to talk all the time I'm in the bathroom.

658
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 2: Shut the door. Quit opening the door.

659
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:17,040
Speaker 6: Why why do you lock the door? Because I don't

660
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 6: want nobody in here?

661
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:26,800
Speaker 1: All right? Would you rather public displays of affection or

662
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 1: would you rather just be only affectionate in private?

663
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 2: A little bit of both? I can't pick the one.

664
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 1: Would one of the others?

665
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:40,880
Speaker 2: Well, then I gotta have it in private?

666
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 13: Then?

667
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:41,759
Speaker 2: Right?

668
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had to pick. There you go, So.

669
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 2: They shut this door. You know you've been looking all

670
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 2: good today. I'm finn show you something sooner, all right?

671
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:04,759
Speaker 1: Would you rather eight hours of uninterrupted sleep or eight

672
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:06,200
Speaker 1: hours on a new beach?

673
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:09,440
Speaker 2: I didn't understand, no said, Would.

674
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: You rather eight hours just uninterrupted sleep, just eight hours

675
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:16,359
Speaker 1: of some good, good sleep? Or would you rather eight

676
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 1: hours on a new beach?

677
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 2: Hey take the beach. I ain't gonna sleep eight hours. No, damn.

678
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,400
Speaker 6: We might as well be able to see something. The

679
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:34,080
Speaker 6: only problem is I've been to two new beaches. I

680
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 6: wouldn't know, but I've been to two new beaches. You

681
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 6: know what I've discovered. Everybody on the New Beach don't

682
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,480
Speaker 6: need to be on the damn news.

683
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 2: I've never seen nobody on the New Beach where I went. Ever.

684
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 6: Ever, everybody I've seen on the New Beach need to

685
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 6: put their damn clothes take a sn down.

686
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: Up including you were you were?

687
00:36:58,160 --> 00:37:01,360
Speaker 2: You? No one new I was.

688
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 6: I was on a cruise ship one time and you

689
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 6: and one of the excursions was to go to the beach.

690
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 2: You go to the New Beach.

691
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:11,960
Speaker 6: It was in a Guilaw or something like that, gilla

692
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,760
Speaker 6: and they had a wall, a little short wall about

693
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:16,600
Speaker 6: two feet and I said, right next to the wall

694
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:17,120
Speaker 6: because I.

695
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 2: Wanted to be over there by the new side.

696
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:24,760
Speaker 6: Everybody, all the people on that side.

697
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,440
Speaker 2: I was just holding it, just going beat.

698
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:31,480
Speaker 1: Things something what?

699
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 2: Nothing?

700
00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: All right, that's today's around it? Would you rather? All right?

701
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:39,879
Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right

702
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening Harvey Morning Show. All right? So

703
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 1: when the people in Tommy's head get together, we all

704
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:50,880
Speaker 1: know how that is a lot. A lot can happen

705
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:54,399
Speaker 1: up there, but this time they came together to make

706
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 1: a wonderful Christmas song and guess what it is A hit?

707
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,760
Speaker 1: Take a listen.

708
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 9: Times come to.

709
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 1: For the Night Old Christmass out through the.

710
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 17: Hood, and my boy tried to feel her ring up

711
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:25,920
Speaker 17: down to keep it real the Christmas.

712
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:29,040
Speaker 1: And you don't no trouble, don't want no fight. I

713
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 1: didn't know I really insane, trip cheek.

714
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 17: I come with the coffee, your tar, you brand, who

715
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 17: bite ram in a bottle? That what I momma and

716
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 17: the kitchen got the house and the gold and the jails,

717
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 17: and but now to put up. I can't wait to

718
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:48,439
Speaker 17: hit that mac and cheese collar, greense and black eyed

719
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,200
Speaker 17: peas short.

720
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 2: Right, those come out with the chicken.

721
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:58,680
Speaker 11: Wi is that way?

722
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 2: Like Flash blooved his flat drum swim.

723
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,280
Speaker 1: For the Night old Christmas, I'll do the hoop.

724
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 17: And my boy tried to feel your reals bring up

725
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 17: down to keep it real the Christmas.

726
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: And I don't no trouble, don't want no fighting.

727
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 2: I didn't know I was insane.

728
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 3: On the trip.

729
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:26,720
Speaker 17: I went the coffee, your toll, real brand, who rappit

730
00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 17: in the bottle? That what I like, Mama and the

731
00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,360
Speaker 17: kitchen got the house and in the gold and the yams.

732
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 17: But now the wait to hit that mac and cheese

733
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 17: collar greens and black eyed peas short.

734
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:51,320
Speaker 2: Right come out with them taking what is just like

735
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,439
Speaker 2: flash blooved through his flask drimm swim.

736
00:39:58,719 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 15: Why am I the housecount Rubik's cube double dutch rub hold,

737
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 15: I hope battleship of g I Joe connect foult.

738
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,200
Speaker 2: But was nothing better than a hungry.

739
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 15: A clouds better quick tripment and come waiting all right,

740
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,399
Speaker 15: I just catch first one.

741
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:14,959
Speaker 2: To go bigger than a tower.

742
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:16,800
Speaker 1: And it turned out man.

743
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:20,239
Speaker 15: Certainly you take my by rode out dancer prance and

744
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 15: fixing the ugly matter out better mind it's bit and

745
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:26,319
Speaker 15: I bet I get beget on my wisless because I'll

746
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 15: be damn if your spy my Christmas, you sat.

747
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:51,240
Speaker 10: Change.

748
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say what you.

749
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 2: What you can't say say about.

750
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 18: Y'all?

751
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 1: Had we got a coup free?

752
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 2: It was ragged.

753
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 15: She's preying that now.

754
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:14,839
Speaker 2: I said, three wheel road, Kay, okay, what I do?

755
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:16,680
Speaker 1: What did you just got to you?

756
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,040
Speaker 2: What did you just say?

757
00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:19,279
Speaker 12: I said?

758
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:24,320
Speaker 1: I said three wheel Robs was like, why used whim?

759
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 2: Why did you take the break where you ain't hand now,

760
00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:31,799
Speaker 2: damn three where you didn't make him out down that time?

761
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: Sound I got first, doll.

762
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 2: I'm the one that invited you.

763
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 9: Hold alrighty, I'm the one invited you to come beyond

764
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,760
Speaker 9: the single we made for Christmas.

765
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 2: So you know what on the rear? This right up?

766
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:48,920
Speaker 1: Just right time it out?

767
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,319
Speaker 2: Let us do nothing straight up?

768
00:41:52,560 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: Now that's Christmas spare Gray John havn't nephew missed that?

769
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 2: Damn Oatmeal? No man, see this right here, see this

770
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 2: right here, if it don't let her do.

771
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 1: That already and they're all in your head. So what's

772
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: the plan for the holidays for you, nephew and oatmeal?

773
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 7: Man?

774
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,879
Speaker 1: All right? Thank you, neph you coming up next, prank

775
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 1: phone call right after this you're listening morning show coming

776
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,080
Speaker 1: up at about four minutes after the hour. It's my

777
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today and the subject is smoke and mirrors.

778
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 1: Smoke and mirrors. We'll get into that in just a

779
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: few because right now it is time for the nephew

780
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 1: and it's prank phone call for today. What you got

781
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 1: for us?

782
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 6: Now?

783
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:45,919
Speaker 2: Well, you know it's Christmas time.

784
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:52,160
Speaker 9: Christmas decorations, okay, cat dog, if you cool it.

785
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 12: Hello, I'm trying to re Yeah, this what's going on?

786
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 7: Hey?

787
00:42:57,600 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 10: This many man? I live like about four five streets

788
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:03,359
Speaker 10: over from you, this manny, How you doing, brother, I'm doing,

789
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 10: dood man?

790
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 12: How you doing?

791
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,399
Speaker 10: I'm good? Hey? Uh I see you. You You got

792
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:08,719
Speaker 10: your Christmas lights up right?

793
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 12: Yeah? Yeah, I got them up. I got my whole

794
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 12: little theme and everything set up. Man, it's just looking

795
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 12: really good.

796
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 10: Okay. Let me let me ask you something. Man. The

797
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 10: theme you got in your yard? Where you get that

798
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:18,279
Speaker 10: idea from?

799
00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 12: What do you mean where I get them from?

800
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 10: The idea? Like you got the snowman, you got Santa

801
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,360
Speaker 10: Claus and rain deals, you got your whole house decorated.

802
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 10: You got Jesus with the Manger and the uh the

803
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 10: wise men around him. Where did you get your idea from?

804
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:35,479
Speaker 12: I'm I'm lost what you're talking about.

805
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 10: Man?

806
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 12: You ask me where I got a theme from?

807
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:41,520
Speaker 10: I mean, I'm asking I'm asking you a question. Where

808
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:43,120
Speaker 10: did you get the idea from?

809
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:46,280
Speaker 7: I made this up. I made this up Jesus Jesus,

810
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,359
Speaker 7: and you know that represents christal Man.

811
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,719
Speaker 12: You go with a theme at Christmas Base, man, and

812
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 12: that's that's Christmas Base Jesus there Christmas Jesus and just

813
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,879
Speaker 12: in Jerusalem and Beth Lamb and hey, what what what's

814
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:57,440
Speaker 12: going on? Man?

815
00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 10: Who are you?

816
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 12: We gonna get my number from?

817
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 10: Man? I'm manny, Man, I'm manny. I got I got

818
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 10: your number from one of the people that live on

819
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,480
Speaker 10: your street. And I'm just asking you are on the

820
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 10: rail where you get this idea from?

821
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 18: I made this idea.

822
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,640
Speaker 12: If I made this up? Man, I made this up

823
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 12: just the second time you asked me where I get

824
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:16,279
Speaker 12: this idea from?

825
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,759
Speaker 10: What you're trying to import, It's go the real deal, dog,

826
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 10: the same thing you got if you come fourth streets over.

827
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 10: I got the same thing in my yard. And it

828
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 10: looked like you just stole my idea. And see what

829
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:31,800
Speaker 10: you ain't gonna do is try to win Christmas yards

830
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,919
Speaker 10: of the season and you juste stole my idea. That's

831
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 10: the problem I got with you.

832
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 18: Now, the problem you got.

833
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 12: Is life and twist it okay to see I put

834
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 12: this together without it. I never even heard of you,

835
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 12: man it begin with. Secondly, I've been doing this particular

836
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 12: theme in my yard since I'm just staying over here.

837
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 12: I'm just staying over.

838
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 10: Here six years you ain't had that. You ain't had

839
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 10: that theme last year. You ain't had that.

840
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 12: Man, this theme last year and the year before. And

841
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,279
Speaker 12: I put my stuff in the same place every damn

842
00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:59,200
Speaker 12: time I put it down.

843
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 18: You did not have this last talk about who are

844
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 18: you to call me and tell me about my theme

845
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 18: and about my yard and what you got going.

846
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 10: I know you ain't copying me. Man. Man, I'm gonna

847
00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:10,240
Speaker 10: tell you right now, and I ain't finna go no further.

848
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:13,279
Speaker 10: You need to rearrange your theme and get a different thing,

849
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 10: because you got the same theme I got.

850
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 12: Now you need to rearrange your okay, because I ain't

851
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:19,319
Speaker 12: rearranging jack over here.

852
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 10: Hey, man, let me tell you that if I got

853
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:22,920
Speaker 10: to come over there and they tell you you man,

854
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 10: I'm being real as real as I can.

855
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 7: Be with you.

856
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 10: If I got to come over there and unplugged if

857
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:31,000
Speaker 10: you got some what come well, if I got to

858
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:34,959
Speaker 10: come over to your house and unplugged some stuff now now.

859
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 12: Now, if that thing my foot will be getting up

860
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 12: plugged from your First of all, you ain't finna come

861
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 12: on my street, in my house and dispect me at

862
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 12: all about anything that I got set up in my yard.

863
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 10: Tell that way. I'll tell you what. Then, I'm just

864
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 10: gonna do this here. I'm finnah. Just come over there

865
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 10: and take Jesus and take them and take them wise

866
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 10: men out your yard. That's what I'm finna do.

867
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 12: Come over this way, come over my messing with Jesus

868
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 12: in the manger. You're gonna be career because first of all,

869
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:04,480
Speaker 12: that's say sign, that's that's the center of the team. Now,

870
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:05,840
Speaker 12: if you want to come over here, you want to

871
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 12: kind of do something like that, you go to need

872
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 12: Jesus to help you because there's gonna be some rolling

873
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 12: around going on time.

874
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 10: I'm like, yo, the bottom line is this right here.

875
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:16,879
Speaker 10: You've got the nerve to do the same thing I got.

876
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 10: I'm full streets over, I'm driving through looking at everybody's

877
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 10: uh here, man, looking at everybody.

878
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 18: Thing, got you the one and one that come here,

879
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 18: as I ain't seen the same way the same place,

880
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 18: really doubt long here.

881
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 12: Ain't nobody ever call on me? Your stuff looks like man,

882
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 12: and from four five seats I would have had many

883
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 12: any way. Man, ain't got no light coming on my

884
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,479
Speaker 12: street because you don't stay on the street.

885
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:39,800
Speaker 7: You going around looking.

886
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,239
Speaker 12: At people trying to get your ideas. Man, you got

887
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:42,719
Speaker 12: a rich No.

888
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 10: No, I'm I'm very original. I moved to this neighborhood

889
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 10: before you did. I've been here. I've been here ten years.

890
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 10: You've been here about six. I long you've been living

891
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 10: over here.

892
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,360
Speaker 12: I've been living over here six years. This Fether Division

893
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 12: was just coming up when I came over here. I

894
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 12: ain't gonna tell me. You've been running your team's long

895
00:46:58,360 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 12: and I've been running mind.

896
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 18: You hey, man, and it I ain't got I ain't

897
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:02,400
Speaker 18: got time to go back.

898
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 10: Man.

899
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 18: You know what, I got better things do?

900
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 12: I still got some more life put up?

901
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:06,799
Speaker 10: Hey, I got a work plass. I hang go back

902
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:08,759
Speaker 10: and forth. When I'm finna tell you just right here,

903
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 10: I'm finish. Come take Jesus off your yard. I'm finish.

904
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:13,879
Speaker 10: Take Jesus and the one I take Jesus out my yard.

905
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 12: I see now you sounding life. When I'm crazy, people

906
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:17,920
Speaker 12: come about taking Jesus out of my life. That's why

907
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,160
Speaker 12: you got life and mess up. Come on over. I

908
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 12: got some way.

909
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:23,480
Speaker 10: Many man, look here, don't turn your lights on me.

910
00:47:23,719 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 12: My life is gonna be on the night tomorrow night,

911
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 12: every other night talking about taking my Jesus into manging.

912
00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 12: I'm originally as the original that could be. Come on

913
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,360
Speaker 12: if you want to, I got something for you.

914
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 10: You stole my idea and we're talking about.

915
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 18: This still an idea.

916
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 10: Come on round here and let's say, hey dog, let

917
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 10: me tell you something right now, Jesus and the wise

918
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 10: men is coming out your yard today.

919
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:47,040
Speaker 12: No, you know what, man, I'm through with you. Man,

920
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 12: I'm through with you.

921
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 2: You know what.

922
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 18: Come over here if you want to touch my making.

923
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 12: Jesus, touch my manger, touch me and and jokes, then

924
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 12: the wise man and I'm gonna put the noth saw

925
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 12: over your literally, Hey man, I don't know where you

926
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:58,719
Speaker 12: get my number from me?

927
00:47:58,760 --> 00:47:58,840
Speaker 7: Now?

928
00:47:58,880 --> 00:47:59,720
Speaker 12: Who are you? Anyway?

929
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:00,880
Speaker 10: Who is the hooy? Man?

930
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 12: I tell you what you're talking about? Coming over here?

931
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 12: Missing with anything?

932
00:48:04,719 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 10: On time?

933
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 12: Okay, set to go off every evening at the fund

934
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,080
Speaker 12: to start getting dark my going off.

935
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 18: Let me come on tonight for you anyway?

936
00:48:14,200 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 10: Why why why you can't come up with your own theme? Man?

937
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 10: Why you came my own thing?

938
00:48:18,239 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 8: Now look at it?

939
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 7: I tell you what, man?

940
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 2: What for you?

941
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 12: Anyway? We just quat right now?

942
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 18: You stay four five street over? What kind of color

943
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:25,279
Speaker 18: you got me drive.

944
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 12: Well, I'll confine you to come deal with you right

945
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 12: now where you at?

946
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:30,799
Speaker 18: Wait, right now where you are?

947
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 10: You know what, don't worry about where I'm at. I'm

948
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:33,839
Speaker 10: gonna be on your life.

949
00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:34,759
Speaker 18: I'm about mom knight.

950
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 12: Now, I'm gonna confine you.

951
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:39,080
Speaker 10: Your life ain't coming on tonight.

952
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 18: Well them not come on tonight.

953
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:42,399
Speaker 12: There's gonna be some poles in your life. It's gonna

954
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,040
Speaker 12: be hard to breathe for you. I'm gonna let you

955
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:44,319
Speaker 12: know here.

956
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,760
Speaker 10: Man, he man, man first, who for you? Anyway?

957
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 1: Man?

958
00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 12: You done caused me out of the blue telling me

959
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,800
Speaker 12: that you're gonna come disconnect my life and steal my

960
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 12: major and take my baby Jesus out the man? Who

961
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:58,399
Speaker 12: is you sit up here accusing me of stealing your

962
00:48:58,520 --> 00:48:59,400
Speaker 12: thing when.

963
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 18: It's been my at least years. I've been doing this

964
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:03,280
Speaker 18: Night of One Best Yard.

965
00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:05,879
Speaker 12: Three years or three years running in this season. Now

966
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 12: I think you trying to get by way.

967
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,359
Speaker 10: But see the problem is you the one best Yard

968
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,400
Speaker 10: because you're still in my idea?

969
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 12: How can I be still in your message? Man? You

970
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 12: know what you and your and I'm ready to deal

971
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:17,680
Speaker 12: with your.

972
00:49:18,360 --> 00:49:21,400
Speaker 10: Right Hey, dog dog, I'm nothing to go back and

973
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:24,719
Speaker 10: forth with you. You stole my Jesus theme. Dog, hold on,

974
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:25,360
Speaker 10: wait a minute.

975
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 18: How can I have won Best Yard three years running

976
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:30,319
Speaker 18: and you saying I got the thing from you.

977
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,360
Speaker 12: You should have been getting.

978
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 18: You must not be doing it right.

979
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:34,200
Speaker 10: Let me let me, let me, let me go on

980
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 10: and say this to you right now. Dog? What day?

981
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 10: What Larry on your street told me to call you, lady?

982
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 12: Larry told you to Larry gave you my number.

983
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 10: Larry, and Tommy told me to call you.

984
00:49:47,280 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 12: Larry and Tommy told you to call me.

985
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 10: You know who Tommy is there?

986
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 12: That ain't now, ain't never missing? No Tommy to me?

987
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:58,240
Speaker 10: Who I'm Tommy? I'm Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

988
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:02,120
Speaker 10: Morning Show. You just playing by your boy Larry Man.

989
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 12: Nephew Tomas you want to show.

990
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:10,400
Speaker 10: Told me to call you.

991
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 12: He said you win every single year the Christmas But

992
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:15,800
Speaker 12: it's kind of funny.

993
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:17,799
Speaker 8: Yeah.

994
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 10: Let me ask you something. What's the baddest radio show

995
00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 10: in the lane?

996
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:23,000
Speaker 6: Man?

997
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:24,640
Speaker 7: Hands down, no doubt.

998
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 12: Man in the show with Nephew.

999
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 3: Pranks. I'll stand.

1000
00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 5: Out.

1001
00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:40,240
Speaker 9: I'm gonna come over there and get Jesus. I'm gonna

1002
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 9: get the wise man, get everybody, boy.

1003
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:46,440
Speaker 2: Boy, now you find meet Jesus.

1004
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:52,640
Speaker 1: That's more accurate. See you, my baby, come around here.

1005
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 2: It's gonna be some rolling round out here.

1006
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: Touch the wise man, mirror show that.

1007
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 6: He didn't understand the accusation. Where you get that theme

1008
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 6: from Christmas?

1009
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:20,640
Speaker 1: Right right about his theme? Where you're going with this man, Let's.

1010
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:24,160
Speaker 2: Get the theme from Christmas.

1011
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:28,840
Speaker 6: With Jesus had a major's Christmas?

1012
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 7: Now that.

1013
00:51:32,760 --> 00:51:34,839
Speaker 1: Man, Frank praise for real?

1014
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 2: All right?

1015
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,320
Speaker 1: Coming up next, and it's the Strawberry Letter for today.

1016
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: The subject smoke and Mirrors will get into it right

1017
00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:46,759
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening hard Morning Show. It's time now

1018
00:51:46,920 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 1: for today's Strawberry Letter. If you need advice on relationships, work, sex, parenting,

1019
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve i

1020
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,080
Speaker 1: w FM dot com. We could be reading your letter

1021
00:51:57,200 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 1: live on the air, just like we're going to read

1022
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:02,400
Speaker 1: this one right here, right now, and you never know,

1023
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 1: it could be yours. It could be yours, ladies.

1024
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:06,799
Speaker 14: Him is time for the Strawberry Later with my good

1025
00:52:06,840 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 14: friend Shirley straw Berry.

1026
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:13,280
Speaker 1: Thank you, my good friend, Junior. Subject smoke and mirrors.

1027
00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen, Shirley, I'm in a long distance relationship with

1028
00:52:17,320 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 1: a man that my daughter hooked me up with. He's

1029
00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 1: a bodybuilder, and my daughter met him at her gym.

1030
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 1: She said she was looking in the mirror working out

1031
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 1: when he came and stood in front of her to

1032
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: see himself in the mirror. She said, other than being vain,

1033
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:35,920
Speaker 1: he's extremely quiet and nerdy. He and I talked a

1034
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 1: lot in the beginning, and it was fun to have

1035
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 1: someone to talk to. I overlooked the fact that every

1036
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 1: time we talked he was smoking weed, or had just

1037
00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:47,880
Speaker 1: had some weed, or was planning to smoke weed at

1038
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 1: any minute. After a few months of doing video chats,

1039
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 1: he wanted to see me. I told him he could

1040
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: come visit me at my house, but he insisted that

1041
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:59,400
Speaker 1: I come visit him, especially since my daughter lives in

1042
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 1: the same city. He bought me a ticket and asked

1043
00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,359
Speaker 1: me to stay at his house. I planned to stay

1044
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: in his guest room, but I left after he told

1045
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,239
Speaker 1: me what he had planned for the weekend. As he

1046
00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 1: showed me around his house, I saw condoms on his

1047
00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 1: nightstand and I was totally turned off by the Florida

1048
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:19,000
Speaker 1: ceiling mirrors in his bedroom. He asked what I was

1049
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:22,439
Speaker 1: into sexually, and I was shocked because we'd never talked

1050
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 1: about fetish's and role playing. He told me what he

1051
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 1: wanted to do to me sexually, and he said we

1052
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 1: could watch ourselves in the mirrors while we did it.

1053
00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,040
Speaker 1: I got an uber right away and went to my

1054
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 1: daughter's apartment. He hasn't called or texted me since, but

1055
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 1: he told my daughter I am too shy and hard

1056
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 1: to get along with. Should I explain the smoke and

1057
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:44,360
Speaker 1: mirrors to my daughter or let her keep thinking that

1058
00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 1: the breakup was all my fault? Please help? Who cares

1059
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 1: what he says? That's what I say. Who cares? And

1060
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 1: why do you feel compelled to tell your daughter anything

1061
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 1: because she introduced you to this loser. That still doesn't

1062
00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:02,439
Speaker 1: make you obligated. Not her business. You can just say

1063
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:04,600
Speaker 1: that it didn't work out and keep it moving. What

1064
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 1: I don't get is why you didn't stay at your

1065
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:09,359
Speaker 1: daughter's house instead of what the man you hardly knew.

1066
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 1: I mean, you say you're in a long distance relationship

1067
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:13,919
Speaker 1: with him, but you're not in it. You just talked

1068
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:16,720
Speaker 1: to this guy. You're not in a relationship with this man.

1069
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 7: You know.

1070
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:21,560
Speaker 1: You only know a couple of things. About this guy.

1071
00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:24,080
Speaker 1: One is that he smokes weed all of the time.

1072
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,160
Speaker 1: Your daughter's house would have been the choice. That would

1073
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 1: have been a safer, smarter situation for you to be

1074
00:54:30,320 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 1: in since you were traveling. And I'm glad you got

1075
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 1: out of his house when you did, because that could

1076
00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:37,440
Speaker 1: have been It could have worked out crazy for you,

1077
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 1: It could have been dangerous. You don't know. Then you

1078
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 1: get to his house and realized he only wanted sex

1079
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 1: from you, and that's it, really, Mom. I think you

1080
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:49,719
Speaker 1: need to slow down, sis, because you don't know what

1081
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 1: you want. I mean, you were insulted with the mirrors

1082
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,399
Speaker 1: and the condoms on the nightstand. I mean, he could

1083
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,800
Speaker 1: have at least put those up, but he didn't. You

1084
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: didn't do enough homework or research this guy to know

1085
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 1: what it was gonna be, what was gonna be waiting

1086
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 1: for you when you got off that plane. You went

1087
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:08,640
Speaker 1: from video chatting with him, thinking you're in some sort

1088
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:12,319
Speaker 1: of long distance relationship with this guy, to staying at

1089
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:15,480
Speaker 1: his house. I mean it sounds a little crazy, and

1090
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,879
Speaker 1: I don't want you out here acting desperate in these

1091
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,840
Speaker 1: streets because this is what you can end up with.

1092
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:21,879
Speaker 3: Wall to wall.

1093
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: Mirror's condoms on the nightstand and a man saying to

1094
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,840
Speaker 1: you that you can watch yourselves while you have sex.

1095
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 1: What you don't even know him like that? Again, I'm

1096
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 1: glad you left early. I hope you learned what not

1097
00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 1: to do in the future.

1098
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 6: Steve, Well, it's a lot to unpack here, but really

1099
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:44,919
Speaker 6: nothing to unpack. This is a woman, and see, I'm

1100
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 6: interested in what she's not saying, So let's go. I'm

1101
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:50,759
Speaker 6: in a long distance relationship with a man that my

1102
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 6: daughter hooked me up with. He's a bodybuilding My daughter

1103
00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:54,560
Speaker 6: made him at her gym.

1104
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:55,680
Speaker 2: She said.

1105
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:57,839
Speaker 6: She was looking in the mirror at herself working out.

1106
00:55:58,239 --> 00:56:00,279
Speaker 6: He came sto it in front of her to see

1107
00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 6: herself in the mirror. She said, Other than being vain,

1108
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:09,439
Speaker 6: he's extremely quiet and nerdy. Okay, other than being vain,

1109
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 6: he's extremely quiet and nerdy.

1110
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 2: Do that make sense to you? Not at all. It

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Speaker 2: just don't go together at all.

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Speaker 6: Therefore, I think your daughter gave you initially a bad read,

1113
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:34,719
Speaker 6: but you took the time to start talking in facetimeing

1114
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 6: and stuff, and you got an even worse read on

1115
00:56:38,120 --> 00:56:43,879
Speaker 6: this guy. You said, he and I talked a lot

1116
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:48,759
Speaker 6: in the beginning. It was fun to have someone to

1117
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 6: talk to. Let's stop for a minute.

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00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 2: What did you just say?

1119
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 7: You heard it?

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00:56:55,640 --> 00:56:59,160
Speaker 2: It was fun to have someone to talk to. Where

1121
00:56:59,239 --> 00:56:59,960
Speaker 2: have you been here?

1122
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:00,480
Speaker 12: Well?

1123
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:06,880
Speaker 2: Have you been locked away? Have you been indisposed?

1124
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,840
Speaker 6: Have you been at a convent, have you been up

1125
00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 6: in the mountains at a retreat? Have you just retired

1126
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:18,920
Speaker 6: from being a monk in a Buddhist temple?

1127
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 2: What did you get?

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Speaker 6: It was nice to have somebody to talk to. So

1129
00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:32,280
Speaker 6: what she's not saying is she was lonely. I think

1130
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 6: that's what the hookup was. I overlooked the fact that

1131
00:57:38,160 --> 00:57:43,640
Speaker 6: every time we talked he was smoking weed or had just.

1132
00:57:46,160 --> 00:57:51,280
Speaker 1: Or I lost he was smoking weed or had just

1133
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 1: smoked weed, or was planning to smoke weed at any minute.

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00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:58,919
Speaker 6: It didn't make no sense to me. Look the fact

1135
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 6: that every time we people's smoking weed, I had just

1136
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 6: handsome weed while was planning in the smoke weed at

1137
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:18,280
Speaker 6: any minute. Smokey the nerd that's vain, loves himself, quiet, nerdy,

1138
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:22,280
Speaker 6: hold weed all the damn path, all.

1139
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 1: The time, all the time. That's all she knew about him.

1140
00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 1: All right, we'll have part two of your response coming up. Steve,

1141
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:32,480
Speaker 1: to today's letter at twenty three minutes after the hour.

1142
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:37,160
Speaker 1: The subject is smoking mirrors. We'll be back right after this.

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00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:42,919
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show, All right, Steve, come on, let's

1144
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:47,680
Speaker 1: recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject smoke and mirrors.

1145
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:51,919
Speaker 6: Here's a woman who is obviously extremely lonely. Her daughter

1146
00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:55,760
Speaker 6: lives out of state. Meets this man at the gym.

1147
00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 6: She was working out, looking at herself in the mirror.

1148
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,080
Speaker 6: He came as stood in front of her. They met

1149
00:59:02,160 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 6: each other. She introduced him to her mom said, other

1150
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:10,080
Speaker 6: than being vain, he's really quiet and nerdy. That don't

1151
00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:15,040
Speaker 6: go together. Vain people are very rarely quiet or nerdy.

1152
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 6: Your daughter does not know how to assess people. You

1153
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 6: meet the man, y'all get on the phone, y'all start talking.

1154
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:24,560
Speaker 6: He and I talked a lot in the beginning, and

1155
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 6: it was fun to have someone to talk to.

1156
00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:28,280
Speaker 11: What what?

1157
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 7: So?

1158
00:59:30,800 --> 00:59:33,360
Speaker 2: Who are you? It was fun to have someone to

1159
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 2: talk to. Okay, now where you being lady?

1160
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:41,560
Speaker 6: I overlooked the fact that every time we talked he

1161
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:45,360
Speaker 6: was smoking weed or had just had some weed, always

1162
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:48,800
Speaker 6: playing in the smoke weed at any minute. Why is

1163
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 6: the nerdy, quiet person that hard talk when you're smoking

1164
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:56,160
Speaker 6: that damn much. Yeah, and Helly might not be quiet.

1165
00:59:56,200 --> 01:00:00,920
Speaker 6: He might just be sleepy a lot. After a few

1166
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:03,760
Speaker 6: months of doing video chats, he wanted to see me.

1167
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 6: I told him he could come visit me at my house,

1168
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 6: but he insisted that I come visit him, especially since

1169
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 6: my daughter lives in the same city. Okay, that kind

1170
01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 6: of makes sense. He bought me a ticket and asked

1171
01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:18,400
Speaker 6: me to stay at his house. I planned to stay

1172
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:21,440
Speaker 6: in his guest room. What ain'tybody flew you out here

1173
01:00:21,480 --> 01:00:21,680
Speaker 6: for that?

1174
01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:25,440
Speaker 2: All right? Who flew you out there to stay in

1175
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 2: the guest room?

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01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:29,000
Speaker 6: If you gonna stay in the guest room, we can

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01:00:29,080 --> 01:00:33,720
Speaker 6: just stay keep on new these video chats, because at

1178
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:36,240
Speaker 6: least I can talk to you while we in his bedroom.

1179
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 1: All right, all right?

1180
01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:46,480
Speaker 6: Ooh, hell I guess I'll come on and go to

1181
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 6: the But I left after he told me what he

1182
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:54,880
Speaker 6: had planned for the weekend. As he showed me around

1183
01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:57,840
Speaker 6: his house, I saw condoms on his knight stand and

1184
01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 6: I was totally turned off by the Florida sea and

1185
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:03,800
Speaker 6: mirrors in his bedroom. Well, I don't see what's wrong

1186
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:08,959
Speaker 6: with that. Yeah, daughter told you he was vain, vain,

1187
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:11,880
Speaker 6: he a bodybuilding. He got to see hisself when he

1188
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,840
Speaker 6: get up, but he has some other plans for you.

1189
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:16,920
Speaker 2: Now.

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01:01:16,960 --> 01:01:19,000
Speaker 6: You turned off by the floor, the ceiling mirrors in

1191
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:22,800
Speaker 6: the bedroom. I kind of like that myself. I don't

1192
01:01:22,880 --> 01:01:28,480
Speaker 6: have it, but to me, he asked me what I

1193
01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:31,320
Speaker 6: was into sexually, and I was shocked because we never

1194
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:34,480
Speaker 6: talked about fetishes and role playing. Well, but you have

1195
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 6: talked about sex. See, that's what she didn't put in that.

1196
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 6: Y'all just didn't discuss fetishes.

1197
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:45,000
Speaker 1: In role playing but everything else.

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01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:49,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you lying if you think all in video

1199
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:55,120
Speaker 6: chats and sex ain't come up, that's not true. He

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01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:57,280
Speaker 6: told me what he wanted to do to me sexually,

1201
01:01:57,320 --> 01:01:59,720
Speaker 6: and he said we could watch ourselves in the mirror

1202
01:01:59,760 --> 01:02:00,240
Speaker 6: while how.

1203
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 2: We did it.

1204
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:03,240
Speaker 6: That's what the flow to see the mirrors is for.

1205
01:02:04,360 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 6: That's what the condumns is on that table for. You

1206
01:02:07,640 --> 01:02:09,320
Speaker 6: ought to see what's in the draws though, see, you

1207
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:10,120
Speaker 6: ain't even see that.

1208
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:12,920
Speaker 1: Backs facts back, Steve Harvey.

1209
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:14,880
Speaker 2: It's some stuff in that draws though.

1210
01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:17,440
Speaker 6: I got an uber right away and went to my

1211
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:20,120
Speaker 6: daughter's apartment where you should have been in the first place.

1212
01:02:21,880 --> 01:02:24,400
Speaker 6: He hasn't called to text me since then. Well, what

1213
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:25,160
Speaker 6: he gonna say?

1214
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:33,120
Speaker 2: So should I explain this?

1215
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:36,640
Speaker 6: Okay, hold on, he ain't called it text me since then,

1216
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:39,479
Speaker 6: But he told my daughter, I'm too shy and hard

1217
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 6: to get along with. Wait a minute, this is the

1218
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:50,240
Speaker 6: quiet nerd that just told your daughter that you too

1219
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:54,200
Speaker 6: shy and hard to get along with. Your daughter has

1220
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:57,680
Speaker 6: a poor assessment of man. But like Shirley said, what

1221
01:02:57,920 --> 01:03:00,680
Speaker 6: do you care what the hell he thinks or what

1222
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:05,520
Speaker 6: your daughter thinks? Yeah, let your daughter datim. She like

1223
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:08,240
Speaker 6: going to the jail. She like looking at herself in

1224
01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:13,480
Speaker 6: the mirror. I don't really see what you want us

1225
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 6: to do. So should I let my daughter keep thinking

1226
01:03:19,640 --> 01:03:22,960
Speaker 6: that the breakup was all my fault? Please help? Just really,

1227
01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:25,840
Speaker 6: you really don't have a problem. You're not going back

1228
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:29,040
Speaker 6: up there. You're not into fetishes and role playing. You

1229
01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:31,960
Speaker 6: don't like looking at yourself in the mirror because you

1230
01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:33,800
Speaker 6: probably get out the bed and you know, I'm like

1231
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,520
Speaker 6: cool walking towards it. But when you turn sideways in

1232
01:03:36,600 --> 01:03:39,240
Speaker 6: that float the ceiling mirror, we can throw your ass.

1233
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:39,840
Speaker 2: Into something.

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01:03:43,800 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 1: So stupid. That's what she don't like that.

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Speaker 6: Did you be walking to me and be going all

1236
01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:57,040
Speaker 6: right now? Then you turn to the side and you

1237
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:01,520
Speaker 6: it be like, you know, just creep out.

1238
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:02,000
Speaker 2: It's just to.

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01:04:03,520 --> 01:04:05,400
Speaker 1: You know, shocking.

1240
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 2: It is shocking, and so that's what it is. And

1241
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:12,120
Speaker 2: so you know, I don't know what to tell you.

1242
01:04:12,280 --> 01:04:12,520
Speaker 10: Lady.

1243
01:04:12,960 --> 01:04:15,280
Speaker 2: You really don't have a problem. I tell my daughter

1244
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 2: the truth. Actually I flew out here.

1245
01:04:18,280 --> 01:04:22,040
Speaker 6: We had discussed sex, but we didn't discuss fetishes and

1246
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:22,920
Speaker 6: role playing.

1247
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:27,840
Speaker 2: Now obviously a big big boy over here.

1248
01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:31,320
Speaker 6: Well, big boy wanted to put some straps on me

1249
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:36,320
Speaker 6: and have me swinging back and forth. And every time

1250
01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 6: I swung into him, you knew what was gonna happen.

1251
01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:43,240
Speaker 1: Listen, leave your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter at Instagram,

1252
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:46,200
Speaker 1: at Steve Barb FM and child.

1253
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:48,400
Speaker 2: Sirsonally, I didn't think the swing was big.

1254
01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:54,920
Speaker 1: Enoughie, man, you're listening morning show, all right, Steve, come on,

1255
01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:57,200
Speaker 1: you hired him, You hired him.

1256
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:02,720
Speaker 19: You ain't got to se saying ladies in general without

1257
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:06,600
Speaker 19: further ado a man that needs an introduction, because well

1258
01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:10,280
Speaker 19: he's here, so seldom ladies in general.

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Speaker 1: Jane thinking Brown.

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Speaker 14: Okay, okay, I'm putting together first, I'm putting together my

1261
01:05:19,320 --> 01:05:23,360
Speaker 14: own film. I've started production of my own film. You've

1262
01:05:23,480 --> 01:05:27,640
Speaker 14: seen the Nutcracker. Everybody's seeing a Nutcracker. He finished with

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01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:31,760
Speaker 14: production right before Christmas. The name of my film is

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01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:35,040
Speaker 14: called The Big Black Nutcracker. We're gonna make it look

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01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:36,720
Speaker 14: different than what.

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01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:39,960
Speaker 12: You going.

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01:05:41,360 --> 01:05:44,240
Speaker 1: The Big, the Big Black Nutcracker. You know the story

1268
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:46,080
Speaker 1: of the nut Cracker, YadA, YadA, YadA.

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01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:46,800
Speaker 2: We all know the story.

1270
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:49,880
Speaker 14: But this is she falls in love with a guy

1271
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:52,560
Speaker 14: who comes to it's a stripper. It's by the stripper

1272
01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:55,840
Speaker 14: who falls in love with a guy who comes to

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01:05:56,120 --> 01:05:58,280
Speaker 14: the strip club. And it goes by the name of

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01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:02,120
Speaker 14: Big Black Nuts and to save the script club.

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01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:04,840
Speaker 2: Now this is the what what is wrong?

1276
01:06:05,720 --> 01:06:09,440
Speaker 1: I understand you. So, so we're looking for dancers.

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01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:12,400
Speaker 14: We're looking for dancers we want and I don't want

1278
01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:16,439
Speaker 14: to offend anybody about what I want. I don't, I don't,

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01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:20,560
Speaker 14: I an't. I want fat people. I don't want overweight.

1280
01:06:20,760 --> 01:06:24,240
Speaker 14: I don't want heavy set, shunky. I don't want thick.

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01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:28,160
Speaker 14: I don't I want fat people because these are my ballerinas.

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01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:31,720
Speaker 14: I want fat people, really fat. If you heavy set,

1283
01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:34,240
Speaker 14: don't even audition because we don't want to be bothered

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01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:34,480
Speaker 14: with you.

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01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:36,280
Speaker 1: We want your fat.

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01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:40,520
Speaker 14: We want fat people that can stand on their toes

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01:06:41,240 --> 01:06:43,120
Speaker 14: and catch other fat people.

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01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:44,040
Speaker 1: That's what I want.

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Speaker 2: That's what I want to say for production.

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01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:48,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's production.

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01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,680
Speaker 14: Yeah, you know, because always got these little thin ass

1292
01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:58,960
Speaker 14: ballerinas and that's good and that's nice fat people that

1293
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:03,480
Speaker 14: have no problem catching other fat people. And like I said,

1294
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:08,240
Speaker 14: if you overwegh it, you kind of chunky, pleasantly plump,

1295
01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:12,800
Speaker 14: big bone, don't even bother.

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01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:15,600
Speaker 1: Don't bother sending me a tape.

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01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:18,360
Speaker 14: Now, I want all production tapes to be sent to

1298
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:26,160
Speaker 14: Big Black Nutcracker. Send all your tapes to Big Black Nutcrackers. Now,

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01:07:26,320 --> 01:07:28,800
Speaker 14: I've got some people that have signed on that are

1300
01:07:28,840 --> 01:07:32,960
Speaker 14: gonna already be in the film. Oh, Kurt Franklin is

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01:07:33,000 --> 01:07:35,160
Speaker 14: gonna be playing the part of Baby Jesus.

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Speaker 1: Now I know what you're saying. The Baby Jesus ain't

1303
01:07:38,080 --> 01:07:39,240
Speaker 1: in the Big.

1304
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:41,480
Speaker 14: Black Nutcracker, or he ain't in a nut Cracker, but

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01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:44,000
Speaker 14: he's gonna be a Noos production because he said he

1306
01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:46,919
Speaker 14: would do it, so I wrote him apart. So he's

1307
01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:50,720
Speaker 14: gonna play the part of Baby Jesus. So check me

1308
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:55,040
Speaker 14: out the Big Black Nutcracker coming out around Christmas. Go

1309
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:59,320
Speaker 14: to Big Black Nutcracker. Send all your auditions there.

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Speaker 1: Listening Hard morning show. All right, so Tomikla in Baltimore,

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01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:11,600
Speaker 1: Steve wrote, I'm thirty two years old and I've been

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01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:15,160
Speaker 1: engaged for four years. My fiance and I got into

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01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:17,800
Speaker 1: an argument and he said he's in love with me,

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01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:20,760
Speaker 1: and he's in love with my body, but he can't

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01:08:20,880 --> 01:08:23,519
Speaker 1: stand me most of the time. He said, this is

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01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:26,240
Speaker 1: why we can't confirm a wedding date. I'm glad I

1317
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:28,800
Speaker 1: finally know how he feels about me. Do I need

1318
01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:31,760
Speaker 1: to pause our relationship if he doesn't like me? Our

1319
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:34,599
Speaker 1: love and lust enough for a marriage?

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01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:36,960
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no no no no, oh no no

1321
01:08:37,160 --> 01:08:42,160
Speaker 2: no no no no no no no. Love is absolutely necessary.

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01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:43,400
Speaker 7: Huh.

1323
01:08:43,479 --> 01:08:47,559
Speaker 6: But if you don't like a person, come on, that's hot.

1324
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:49,840
Speaker 6: I don't care how good the sex is and how

1325
01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:53,080
Speaker 6: fine your body is. If y'all get through having sex

1326
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:54,920
Speaker 6: and y'all talking and he don't like the person he

1327
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:56,960
Speaker 6: talking to, y'all don't need to get married.

1328
01:08:57,040 --> 01:09:00,320
Speaker 2: This is a dude. You know I love you, but

1329
01:09:00,400 --> 01:09:01,160
Speaker 2: I don't like you.

1330
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:04,920
Speaker 1: You gotta like the person. You gotta like man like him.

1331
01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:08,320
Speaker 1: You're with them twenty four to seven. You're with them.

1332
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:11,280
Speaker 6: You got to like this person. Man, y'all gotta watch TV.

1333
01:09:11,479 --> 01:09:13,600
Speaker 6: Y'all got to ride in the car. Y'all got to

1334
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:16,920
Speaker 6: go to the stove. Yeah, y'all gotta watch a movie.

1335
01:09:16,960 --> 01:09:19,360
Speaker 6: Y'all gotta go to dinner. Sitting off the table. Somebody

1336
01:09:19,439 --> 01:09:21,240
Speaker 6: you don't like, Let me give a damn about loving you.

1337
01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:26,639
Speaker 2: You're Yeah, that's.

1338
01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:27,800
Speaker 3: Terrible for us.

1339
01:09:28,160 --> 01:09:30,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta like the person. Yeah.

1340
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:34,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, the trust and believe that life is important. It

1341
01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:36,479
Speaker 6: is love and lust, no.

1342
01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:38,839
Speaker 1: Cover of marriage.

1343
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:40,520
Speaker 2: First of all, let me please.

1344
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:42,120
Speaker 6: You.

1345
01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:45,960
Speaker 2: You will not be having sex the majority of the time.

1346
01:09:46,200 --> 01:09:46,880
Speaker 2: I promise you.

1347
01:09:46,960 --> 01:09:47,240
Speaker 12: You're not.

1348
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:53,120
Speaker 11: God.

1349
01:09:53,479 --> 01:09:59,080
Speaker 2: You should be doing a lot right now. Yeah, no,

1350
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:03,760
Speaker 2: you don't underst then Junior and his forties they married late.

1351
01:10:03,880 --> 01:10:05,840
Speaker 2: They ain't. These ain't twenty year olds.

1352
01:10:06,280 --> 01:10:06,400
Speaker 1: Now.

1353
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:14,439
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, everything get escalated once you get married oldest.

1354
01:10:14,840 --> 01:10:17,599
Speaker 6: You skip all them stages, the honeymoon stage in right

1355
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:22,320
Speaker 6: after the honeymoon. Yeah, we gotta get on the fast

1356
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:25,280
Speaker 6: track now, baby, we dying, were dying.

1357
01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:29,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, they tell you that.

1358
01:10:31,680 --> 01:10:33,880
Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now. You get sixty five, it's

1359
01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:38,280
Speaker 2: on your mind a lot. Now I'm living. I feel

1360
01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:38,960
Speaker 2: pretty healthy.

1361
01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:43,120
Speaker 6: But every time I cut the news on, Yeah, man,

1362
01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:45,800
Speaker 6: I see a six in their birth and in their death.

1363
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:49,200
Speaker 2: They uh we passed away. Sixty eight year old died

1364
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:53,800
Speaker 2: three years get scarce.

1365
01:10:54,080 --> 01:10:55,280
Speaker 1: Especially this time of year.

1366
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:58,680
Speaker 6: You had a lot of this then, man devene one,

1367
01:10:58,800 --> 01:11:01,080
Speaker 6: I just that's six year hold up, man, I got

1368
01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:02,960
Speaker 6: getting now, you know.

1369
01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:06,600
Speaker 2: So it's just it's just you start.

1370
01:11:06,439 --> 01:11:10,160
Speaker 6: Thinking about you know, longevity. Yeah, the older you get

1371
01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:12,200
Speaker 6: because you start losing people, you know.

1372
01:11:12,800 --> 01:11:14,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's happening.

1373
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:17,800
Speaker 6: It's no marriage. Man, once you get married later on

1374
01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:20,160
Speaker 6: in life, you got to escalate this thing. Man, you

1375
01:11:20,240 --> 01:11:22,320
Speaker 6: got you got to put your foot on gas pedal.

1376
01:11:22,840 --> 01:11:23,639
Speaker 13: You married.

1377
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:25,160
Speaker 2: You can make it to the end of the tape.

1378
01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:34,439
Speaker 6: But when the tape right there, they're crossing the tape, gotcha,

1379
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:39,040
Speaker 6: where were.

1380
01:11:38,479 --> 01:11:38,840
Speaker 3: We could go?

1381
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:41,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just started out what's happening?

1382
01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:45,679
Speaker 2: No, but to answer the question though, life is extremely important,

1383
01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:47,600
Speaker 2: very so.

1384
01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:52,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she does need to pause the relationship, you're saying, yeah,

1385
01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:54,160
Speaker 1: because that's what she's asking.

1386
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:54,519
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1387
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:58,800
Speaker 6: I mean, look, all the time you argue with a

1388
01:11:58,880 --> 01:12:01,240
Speaker 6: person you don't like because the least little thing they

1389
01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:02,679
Speaker 6: do get on your damn nerd.

1390
01:12:03,080 --> 01:12:03,280
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1391
01:12:03,479 --> 01:12:06,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, she said he can't stand her most of the time.

1392
01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:11,640
Speaker 1: Most of the time there and tell me that, well

1393
01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:12,679
Speaker 1: after four.

1394
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:15,080
Speaker 3: Years they've been together. Four years.

1395
01:12:15,479 --> 01:12:18,720
Speaker 9: No, you coming down the aisle with your wind dress on.

1396
01:12:18,840 --> 01:12:20,600
Speaker 9: He hollered at you, Harry, I'm bring your hands down here.

1397
01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:21,840
Speaker 9: I'll take you there a long time.

1398
01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:28,679
Speaker 1: I don't like you anyway. Yeah, not a good look,

1399
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:32,320
Speaker 1: Not a good look at all. All right to mckla,

1400
01:12:32,439 --> 01:12:36,280
Speaker 1: Hope we helped you. Hope ste've helped you with this one. Yeah,

1401
01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:37,479
Speaker 1: all right, coming up in.

1402
01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:40,320
Speaker 2: Twenty minutes, that divorce is gonna be so fast.

1403
01:12:40,960 --> 01:12:44,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, coming up in twenty minutes after the hour, we'll

1404
01:12:44,240 --> 01:12:46,800
Speaker 1: have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Right after this.

1405
01:12:47,560 --> 01:12:53,839
Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ten days before Christmas.

1406
01:12:54,080 --> 01:12:58,640
Speaker 1: It's it's vastly approaching. So here's a question. How do

1407
01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:01,840
Speaker 1: you drop hint to your family and your significant other

1408
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:04,439
Speaker 1: when it comes to the holiday gifts you want? Like,

1409
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:07,760
Speaker 1: do you you subtly drop the hints for gifts you want?

1410
01:13:07,880 --> 01:13:09,160
Speaker 1: Or do you just come right out.

1411
01:13:09,120 --> 01:13:11,439
Speaker 9: And ain't no way I can make it through Christmas,

1412
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:13,200
Speaker 9: cook Christmas without that suit.

1413
01:13:13,280 --> 01:13:15,479
Speaker 2: I mean, I just feel like I ought to have

1414
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:16,120
Speaker 2: that suit.

1415
01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:16,479
Speaker 1: I don't.

1416
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:19,799
Speaker 9: I don't know, maybe y'all ought to, don't get together

1417
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:21,200
Speaker 9: figure out how to get this suit.

1418
01:13:21,439 --> 01:13:23,960
Speaker 2: So I ain't gonna be right without that suit. If

1419
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,640
Speaker 2: I don't what suit? Is gonna say that?

1420
01:13:26,360 --> 01:13:28,920
Speaker 6: Because if you because if I bring the suit, I'm

1421
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:32,200
Speaker 6: thinking you're talking about, it might not be what you want, which.

1422
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:34,320
Speaker 1: You want them to be specific?

1423
01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:39,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he want elf suit? Is what does

1424
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:44,759
Speaker 2: he wanting? I swear he feel to get a Christmas

1425
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:46,479
Speaker 2: cussing up in here? Did he just call me a elf?

1426
01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:49,000
Speaker 6: I didn't call you a l when you said you

1427
01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:52,000
Speaker 6: can't live without that suit? That went about time. Hell,

1428
01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:55,000
Speaker 6: but let's get that f suit and you need to

1429
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:58,280
Speaker 6: get to work. Damn sure, ain't gonna get Santa Claus suit.

1430
01:14:00,120 --> 01:14:01,120
Speaker 1: The Times suit?

1431
01:14:01,280 --> 01:14:04,080
Speaker 2: How about that alleuid that loud to that great one?

1432
01:14:04,880 --> 01:14:07,080
Speaker 2: That great one. They don't make that in your side.

1433
01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:10,000
Speaker 2: They make it in my side. I stopped that. What's wrong?

1434
01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:12,400
Speaker 2: What what size you think they come in?

1435
01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:15,479
Speaker 10: He said?

1436
01:14:16,280 --> 01:14:17,640
Speaker 2: Forty two? Forty two?

1437
01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:18,200
Speaker 10: Uh?

1438
01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:23,720
Speaker 6: Record is simple size. That's the same thing that fits

1439
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:27,320
Speaker 6: the mannequin, the dummy in the window. Yeah, that's what

1440
01:14:27,479 --> 01:14:27,800
Speaker 6: they make.

1441
01:14:28,200 --> 01:14:28,479
Speaker 12: Call it.

1442
01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:32,160
Speaker 6: The models wear the same size. So side madels forty

1443
01:14:32,200 --> 01:14:37,040
Speaker 6: two long, I'm forty eight real all right? Grown man's side.

1444
01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:42,599
Speaker 1: You're listening morning show time. Now, guys, for a rounded,

1445
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:46,120
Speaker 1: would you rather would you rather you and your wife

1446
01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:49,439
Speaker 1: share a bathroom or bed?

1447
01:14:50,320 --> 01:14:50,519
Speaker 7: Mad?

1448
01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:52,599
Speaker 2: We gotta share.

1449
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:55,240
Speaker 3: Anywhere?

1450
01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:57,720
Speaker 6: Now, that's not a good We cannot share a man,

1451
01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:01,800
Speaker 6: that's out the question. Hell, I had to go to

1452
01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:03,000
Speaker 6: a whole nother room or something.

1453
01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:05,600
Speaker 1: Hold on, a lot of married couples share bathroom.

1454
01:15:07,320 --> 01:15:07,720
Speaker 12: I had to go.

1455
01:15:08,040 --> 01:15:09,680
Speaker 2: I'd be in the whole nother damn room.

1456
01:15:10,360 --> 01:15:10,680
Speaker 7: Uh huh?

1457
01:15:11,360 --> 01:15:14,040
Speaker 2: And what argie? No, she talks all your products on

1458
01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:16,400
Speaker 2: my side. That's why all her.

1459
01:15:16,320 --> 01:15:19,439
Speaker 6: Problem everything, make up all this. Wow, I'm finisha. Put

1460
01:15:19,479 --> 01:15:22,280
Speaker 6: my stuff and then she want to talk all the time.

1461
01:15:22,320 --> 01:15:27,080
Speaker 6: I'm in the bathroom. Shut the door, Quit opening the door.

1462
01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:30,880
Speaker 7: Why this?

1463
01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:33,760
Speaker 2: Why do you lock the door? Because I don't want

1464
01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:34,800
Speaker 2: nobody in here?

1465
01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:38,760
Speaker 7: All right?

1466
01:15:39,720 --> 01:15:43,400
Speaker 1: Would you rather public displays of affection? Would you rather

1467
01:15:43,560 --> 01:15:45,320
Speaker 1: just be only affectionate in private?

1468
01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:46,879
Speaker 2: Both?

1469
01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:48,320
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1470
01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:51,479
Speaker 2: I can't pick the one. I ain't the public on

1471
01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:55,519
Speaker 2: the other. If you, oh, well, then I gotta have

1472
01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:56,680
Speaker 2: it in private.

1473
01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:59,160
Speaker 1: There right, Yeah, you had to pick there you go.

1474
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:08,800
Speaker 2: As soon as they shut this dose. You know you've

1475
01:16:08,800 --> 01:16:10,040
Speaker 2: been looking all good today.

1476
01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:14,200
Speaker 6: I'm finna show you something soon, all right?

1477
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:19,920
Speaker 1: Would you rather eight hours of uninterrupted sleep or eight hours.

1478
01:16:19,680 --> 01:16:20,439
Speaker 3: On a new beach?

1479
01:16:21,520 --> 01:16:22,280
Speaker 2: I didn't understand.

1480
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:27,080
Speaker 1: Would you rather eight hours just uninterrupted sleep, just eight

1481
01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:29,920
Speaker 1: hours of some good, good sleep, or would you rather

1482
01:16:30,040 --> 01:16:31,280
Speaker 1: eight hours on a new beach?

1483
01:16:32,120 --> 01:16:34,439
Speaker 2: He beat?

1484
01:16:35,600 --> 01:16:39,519
Speaker 6: Take me to the new beach. I ain't gonna sleep

1485
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:41,439
Speaker 6: eight hours, No, damn. We might as well be able

1486
01:16:41,439 --> 01:16:45,360
Speaker 6: to see something. The only problem is, I've been to

1487
01:16:45,479 --> 01:16:48,880
Speaker 6: two new beaches. I wouldn't know, but I've been to

1488
01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:52,880
Speaker 6: two new beaches. You know what I've discovered. Everybody on

1489
01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:55,840
Speaker 6: the new beach don't need to be on the damn

1490
01:16:55,920 --> 01:16:58,559
Speaker 6: new day. I've never seen nobody on the new beach

1491
01:16:58,560 --> 01:17:03,120
Speaker 6: where I went ever, I ever, everybody I've seen.

1492
01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:05,240
Speaker 2: On the new beach need to put their damn clothes on.

1493
01:17:06,240 --> 01:17:10,160
Speaker 1: Take then down up, including you were you were you?

1494
01:17:10,360 --> 01:17:12,240
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't new.

1495
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:14,680
Speaker 6: I was on I was on a cruise ship one

1496
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:18,080
Speaker 6: time and you and one of the excursions was to

1497
01:17:18,160 --> 01:17:20,280
Speaker 6: go to the beach. You go to the new beach.

1498
01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:22,800
Speaker 6: It was in a guila or something like that. And

1499
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:26,080
Speaker 6: they had a wall, a little short wall about two

1500
01:17:26,120 --> 01:17:28,040
Speaker 6: feet and I said, right next to the wall, because

1501
01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:29,719
Speaker 6: I wanted to be over there by the new side.

1502
01:17:30,400 --> 01:17:36,360
Speaker 6: Everybody want all the people on that side. I was

1503
01:17:36,479 --> 01:17:42,799
Speaker 6: just holding it, just got something, man, what nothing?

1504
01:17:44,040 --> 01:17:44,360
Speaker 7: All right?

1505
01:17:44,439 --> 01:17:47,639
Speaker 1: That's today's around. Would you rather coming up? In forty

1506
01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:49,880
Speaker 1: nine minutes after we'll close out the show. It's our

1507
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:52,719
Speaker 1: last break of the day. Right after this, you're listening

1508
01:17:54,320 --> 01:17:57,400
Speaker 1: Morning show. All right, guys, here we are, our last

1509
01:17:57,560 --> 01:17:58,639
Speaker 1: break of the day.

1510
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:01,559
Speaker 2: Is here in my mind?

1511
01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:02,800
Speaker 3: What you doing?

1512
01:18:03,120 --> 01:18:04,200
Speaker 1: Don I don't know.

1513
01:18:04,280 --> 01:18:06,760
Speaker 2: I'm just doing that, stuck on that up.

1514
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:09,960
Speaker 3: Just do it, just go ahead, don't quit do it again?

1515
01:18:10,439 --> 01:18:12,840
Speaker 6: No, you know, I'm just trying to feel that what

1516
01:18:13,360 --> 01:18:16,000
Speaker 6: what would you do? Would you rather was? Would you

1517
01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:18,439
Speaker 6: rather be lead sing on a Christmas song? Or the

1518
01:18:18,520 --> 01:18:20,840
Speaker 6: lead in the Christmas movie? I don't even really know

1519
01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:24,639
Speaker 6: no Christmas movies, but I don't I can't be the Alpha.

1520
01:18:25,320 --> 01:18:30,760
Speaker 6: I can't be Rudolph, you know, Wizard of Nothing like.

1521
01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:34,479
Speaker 1: That was on the other night, The Wizard of I

1522
01:18:34,520 --> 01:18:35,120
Speaker 1: don't even know what.

1523
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:35,960
Speaker 2: They be doing.

1524
01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:37,800
Speaker 10: You know.

1525
01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:39,720
Speaker 2: I had to watch it when it came out, but

1526
01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:41,880
Speaker 2: I never really enjoyed The Wizard of Ours. You know,

1527
01:18:41,960 --> 01:18:46,760
Speaker 2: I just one of your.

1528
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:50,240
Speaker 6: Favorite movies of all all time? You know how you

1529
01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:53,160
Speaker 6: got to be mentally to like The Wizard of ours

1530
01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:59,360
Speaker 6: favorite movies of all kind of depressed ass.

1531
01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:07,200
Speaker 1: You've had a beautiful childhood got bad and apartment that was.

1532
01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:11,919
Speaker 2: Moncus is too much in the movie that I can't.

1533
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:17,160
Speaker 1: Talk about, which, well, well, I like the Wiz, let's

1534
01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:17,640
Speaker 1: go with that.

1535
01:19:19,520 --> 01:19:21,560
Speaker 2: I was never really that. It wasn't much of a

1536
01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:23,280
Speaker 2: whole movie. Guy, I just didn't.

1537
01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:26,120
Speaker 1: But you do love old songs, you know.

1538
01:19:26,479 --> 01:19:28,240
Speaker 2: My focus was somewhere else.

1539
01:19:29,960 --> 01:19:33,240
Speaker 6: When I was growing up, man, Yeah, my focus I

1540
01:19:33,439 --> 01:19:36,840
Speaker 6: was thinking of I kept trying to figure it out.

1541
01:19:36,960 --> 01:19:37,120
Speaker 10: Man.

1542
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:39,479
Speaker 6: I didn't know that I could have prayed about it

1543
01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:43,880
Speaker 6: and made it a lot easier for myself. So I

1544
01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:48,680
Speaker 6: was spending all my time thinking about it, wearing about it.

1545
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:50,800
Speaker 1: But you had a praying mother, though, Steve.

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Speaker 6: You know that's I'm telling you right now. I'm the

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Speaker 6: result of her praying. Because how I made it through

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Speaker 6: sometimes I don't even know, because this show wasn't me.

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Speaker 6: I was dead making a series of dumb assion.

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Speaker 1: People do that when they're young. You know, that's what

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Speaker 1: you do when you figure it out. You make me

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Speaker 1: back to back to back to back. Because we weren't

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Speaker 1: listening to anything. Our parents told us.

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Speaker 2: Look where you're at now?

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Speaker 3: You did?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and you keep on You're gonna beat somebody one day,

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Speaker 1: keep on, keep on. Sure you're funny with that, say

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Speaker 1: that all the time. Yeah, And I believe you will Steve.

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Speaker 7: You can make.

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Speaker 2: If you wouldn't standing amok, I believe you would have

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Speaker 2: been leasting in a group though.

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Speaker 9: I mean if you was doing like a Christmas special,

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Speaker 9: just you singing, what would your outfit look like?

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Speaker 2: And you come out and hit them?

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Speaker 12: Note?

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Speaker 2: What would you look like?

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Speaker 6: Oh dog, I'd have a red sequence jacket, green sequence paints.

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Speaker 1: The visual.

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Speaker 6: I got the white leather boots, white shirt okay, with

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Speaker 6: green and red sparkling ruffles on it, with the cuff

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Speaker 6: sticking out under the jacket trimmed in green glittle.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like a tall elf.

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Speaker 3: Or you have a hat war.

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Speaker 2: Dreaming of a wide.

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Speaker 13: Christmas There he told me to tr rupper bump bum.

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Speaker 1: Just a spot be and my droll.

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Speaker 3: The album side the nine is cold, All.

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Speaker 13: All these brides, yes, nuts roasting old.

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Speaker 2: And open fire.

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Speaker 1: Can you get your boy.

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Speaker 2: Jack Frost, Jack Frost nipping at your Utah cows?

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Speaker 7: Being so.

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Speaker 12: Father?

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Speaker 3: Did you get that song?

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Speaker 2: Dressed up like s Schimo. Yes, oh every body.

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Speaker 1: Nont know about Christmas. Boy this boy throw throw what

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Speaker 1: you're saying the first Noel.

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Speaker 2: Silver Bell, Brooks Binton.

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Speaker 3: Soon it will be.

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Speaker 2: Christmas nigh high. Whoa Lord give me still give me

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Speaker 2: another one.

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Speaker 1: Jingle bells, jangle jangle bell.

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Speaker 2: Oh jing go all of the way, all the way,

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Speaker 2: ah and all one folk.

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Speaker 3: What fun we haven't with our hood back on the

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Speaker 3: one horse over.

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Speaker 1: See, joint to the world, Joy to the world.

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Speaker 2: The Lord has it's cool letter Yeah, come on we

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Speaker 2: see come on now, oh key call me here now

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Speaker 2: I said here, Now.

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Speaker 3: That's what it's all about.

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Speaker 6: Hey, y'all have a great one to team closing them

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Speaker 6: because I was on the war, but I feel better now.

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