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Speaker 2: Y'all know what time y'all don't know y'all after all,

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Speaker 2: given the.

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Speaker 3: Black bus busy.

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Speaker 4: Listening to me to show I don't joy, Yeah, joy,

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Speaker 5: Love?

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Speaker 3: You got turn. I can.

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Speaker 4: To turn the mouth turn you probably got to turn

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Speaker 4: the mouth out, turn the water the mon.

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Speaker 3: Look, come come out you I sure will.

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Speaker 2: Good morning everybody. You are listening to the voice, Come

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Speaker 2: on dig me now one and only. Uh huh Steve

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Speaker 2: Harby Man got a radio show.

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Speaker 3: M heah, I do.

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Speaker 6: Man.

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Speaker 2: God been so good to me over the years, in

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Speaker 2: spite of all the mistakes I've made, in spite of

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Speaker 2: all the dirt I've done to myself. I'm talking about

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Speaker 2: went in knowing I was wrong. His grace and mercy

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Speaker 2: has forgiven me for all of my sins. God can

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Speaker 2: forgive you of all of your sins, everything you've done.

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Speaker 2: God can forgive you. He can wipe your slate clean.

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Speaker 2: Now that might you might have some you know, things

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Speaker 2: you got to deal with because of some of your actions.

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Speaker 2: Understand that, but you can wipe your slates. You can

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Speaker 2: wipe your slate clean with God and start again. You

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Speaker 2: can repent. God has mercy and grace. You could be

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Speaker 2: forgiven by God. Now people, that's another story. Some people

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Speaker 2: may never forgive you for you've heard them, or or

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Speaker 2: maybe they accusing you of doing something else. But you

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Speaker 2: know they may never forgive you. But God, God is

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Speaker 2: in the redemption business man. God will forgive you for

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Speaker 2: every sin you've ever committed. But you gotta want forgiveness now.

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Speaker 2: And then you got to come correct because what you

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Speaker 2: can't do is you can't shoot him the crap. Now,

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Speaker 2: you can say that conversation with him. You know, whatever

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Speaker 2: you told your lawyer, whatever you told the victims, whatever

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Speaker 2: you told, whatever the story is you got going, if

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Speaker 2: it ain't the truth, you can say that with God,

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Speaker 2: because please know, he know, and he know your heart.

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Speaker 3: He know if you're trying to.

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Speaker 2: Manipulate somebody just for the system, if you're trying to

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Speaker 2: say this just so you can get out, He know

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Speaker 2: all of that. So if you're planning on shucking him

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Speaker 2: digging yourself in a deeper hole. Just let me give

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Speaker 2: you that piece of advice. Because he ain't nothing to

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Speaker 2: so with that in mind.

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Speaker 3: I want to share some positive stuff with you this morning.

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Speaker 7: Man.

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Speaker 2: I want to say this. I want to remind you

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Speaker 2: not to let your circumstance and your situations dictate your

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Speaker 2: future or your results. I'm gonna say this again. This

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Speaker 2: is important information.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 2: Don't let your circumstance and situations dictate your future or

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Speaker 2: your results. Do you know that in order to get

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Speaker 2: a different future or some different results, you control that

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Speaker 2: entire situation. It is you, It is your thoughts that

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Speaker 2: control the entire situation. It is how you look at

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Speaker 2: the situation that will determine how the situation is for you. See,

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Speaker 2: the same situation can be totally different for two different people,

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Speaker 2: because you can say you look at the examples of history,

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Speaker 2: just just look look in your neighborhood. How can There

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Speaker 2: was a book that a guy wrote one time who

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Speaker 2: had the name. He had a name, and he did

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Speaker 2: some research and he found a god that grew up

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Speaker 3: The other man was.

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Speaker 2: An inmate, and they had the same name, grew up

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Speaker 2: in this same neighborhood. They were both brothers, you know not,

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Speaker 2: I'm just saying brothers men. And they grew and they

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Speaker 3: Turn out so different.

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Speaker 2: It is because of the thought process of one was

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Speaker 3: You control it.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to let your circumstances and your situations

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Speaker 2: dictate your future or your results. Here's the way it works.

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Speaker 2: This is so you can understand this. Your mind is

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Speaker 2: the controlling factor of your thoughts. Your thoughts are the

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Speaker 2: controlling factor of your outcome. The Bible says a man

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Speaker 2: is as he thinketh. Please don't short play this scripture here,

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Speaker 2: because this one is the real deal. This is the

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Speaker 2: basis of every self improvement book you'll ever read. It's

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Speaker 2: already written in the Bible. The Bible has all the

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Speaker 2: information you need. But in case you need a little

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Speaker 2: bit of clarity in some simple modern day language, then

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Speaker 2: they have self improvement books.

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Speaker 3: They are all based on Biblical scripture. A man is

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Speaker 3: as he thinketh.

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Speaker 2: That's why Norman Vincent Peelee wrote the book The Power

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Speaker 2: of Positive Thinking. That's why a book came out called

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Speaker 2: the Magic of Thinking big. That's why a book came

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Speaker 2: out called Think and Grow Rich by Napoleon.

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Speaker 3: Heell all of you.

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Speaker 2: All these titles that I've read that have mattered in

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Speaker 2: they all say one thing. Think, thinking thoughts, because that's

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Speaker 2: what controls the outcome. Your brain works one of two ways.

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Speaker 2: It works positive or negative. It works good, which is

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Speaker 2: under the column of positive, or to work evil, which

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Speaker 2: is under the column of negative. It will have faith,

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Speaker 2: which is under the column of positive. Or you will

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Speaker 2: operate in fear, which is in the column of negative.

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Speaker 3: That is the only way your mind works.

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Speaker 2: Your mind is a factory that's comprised of workers. Those

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Speaker 2: workers are controlled by two foremans, forming positive and forming negative.

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Speaker 2: But guess what the CEO of the company, the headman,

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Speaker 2: the boss is you. You come to work in the

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Speaker 2: morning and you say, man, today is a great day.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to take steps towards brightening my future. I'm

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Speaker 2: true that I've been thinking about.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna take another step forward in.

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Speaker 2: The development and the changing of my life in a positive,

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Speaker 2: every day as the CEO the boss, the foremans can

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Speaker 2: a series of positive statements then forming positive.

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Speaker 3: Steps to the forefront. He said, I got your boss

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Speaker 2: He turns around, he blows the whistle sh He alerts

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Speaker 2: all the workers in the factory.

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Speaker 3: Today is a good day. Today we will take steps

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Speaker 2: Today we are putting ourselves on track to get a

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Speaker 2: little bit closer to making our.

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Speaker 3: Dreams come true.

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Speaker 2: Today we will be assembling all the things we need

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Speaker 2: to make our dreams come true in our life, life

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Speaker 3: Everybody break.

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Speaker 2: The workers in the factory turn around and manufactured thoughts

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Speaker 2: to justify the orders given by the boss, which is you.

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Speaker 2: You are the CEO of your corporation. If you don't

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Speaker 2: If that corporation is a good one, it's because you

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Speaker 2: set it up that way. If your corporation is a

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Speaker 2: If you try and if you pushing towards your dreams

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Speaker 2: and you see the possibility of things happening in your

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Speaker 2: that way. If you ain't got nothing popping, if you

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Speaker 2: throwing your life out the window, you're gonna be an inmate.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna be sitting there there, and you're gonna be

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Speaker 2: mad at everybody. You't got nobody be mad at. But

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Speaker 2: you you understand what I'm telling you this morning?

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Speaker 3: Uh huh.

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Speaker 1: You're listening.

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Speaker 2: Morning, ladies and gentlemen, now have your attention please. It's

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Speaker 2: Monday morning. It's the beginning of a new week. But

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Speaker 2: it's the same damn thing up in here. We're finn

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Speaker 2: turn up this volume, create this ignoress and bebouted about it.

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Speaker 3: I'm gone. It's Shirley Strawy, we let Steve we let

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Speaker 3: Ooh that sound that surely that ain't chee more time,

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Speaker 3: Shirley we let Steve Mann. That was fun.

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Speaker 2: His young people listening to this show going we live

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Speaker 2: and they probably ain't even saying that no more, still

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Speaker 2: saying we lit. I'm scared to use modern day slang.

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Speaker 2: I'm still going. I'm still doing you know what's happening

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Speaker 3: You know that way. I know, I know it's out

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Speaker 3: of style and all my talk is out of style.

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Speaker 3: We let calling for real? What's happening? We bought that life?

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Speaker 6: What's going on?

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Speaker 3: Junior? You got one? I'm just gonna say, morning on.

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Speaker 3: Tell me you got one lit light? I'm living my

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Speaker 5: Man.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, now, dude, this one still work turn out? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: That was still work.

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Speaker 7: On?

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Speaker 8: What it is?

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Speaker 7: That is?

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Speaker 3: What it is? What good?

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Speaker 1: What's good?

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Speaker 6: Everybody cool?

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Speaker 3: My man? Slapping five? Yeah? Did that? Did that?

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Speaker 1: You may as well throw it right on in there, Steed.

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Speaker 2: I still say right on, man, right, I still say amen.

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Speaker 2: When I talked to my older brother, it's like talking

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Speaker 2: to Marvin Gay. Man, I'm talking to shove them. Hey,

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Speaker 2: what's something?

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Speaker 3: What's happening with you? Something? Man? Give me some of

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Speaker 3: their skin, man, there's some skin that's five on the

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Speaker 3: black hand.

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Speaker 4: Keep it like that.

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Speaker 3: It's all right, man, right on? What's been going on

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Speaker 3: with your playing? You still doing it? Ain't you? You know,

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Speaker 3: people ain't easy, but somebody got to do it. It

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Speaker 3: might be me. Hey, dog, Yeah, what's up? What's up?

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Speaker 3: Telling me?

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Speaker 8: One of my little girls, one of her friends at

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Speaker 8: the house, said mister Timmy, you're lit, I said, baby,

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Speaker 8: I said, babe, I.

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Speaker 3: Don't, I don't. I don't smoke weed. I don't know

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Speaker 3: what you're calling. You said what That could be a

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Speaker 3: drunk reference either way. I wasn't there. I don't know

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Speaker 3: what lit me. Yeah, especially in front of your kids

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Speaker 3: from No, you gotta stay fresh and hiptop.

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Speaker 1: I mean we got younger kids too, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, Hey, hey, hey, let me tell you what I

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Speaker 2: did one day in Atlanta. I came out of my

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Speaker 2: shirt is open, I said, I'll live here. Tell all

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Speaker 2: your little flat stomach ass free, turn around and quit

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Speaker 2: looking over there.

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Speaker 10: But it's so funny, Steve, You're right because we're at

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Speaker 10: an age now where everything we do embarrasses our kids.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing that we can do that where our kids

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Speaker 1: think we're cool. Nothing.

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Speaker 10: All right, listen, coming up in thirty two after the hour,

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Speaker 10: we'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 11: Right after this we let turn up. You're listening Harvey

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Speaker 11: Morning Show.

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Speaker 10: All right, it's time now to start your morning off

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Speaker 10: with the nephew and run that brank back what you

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Speaker 10: got for us nev divorce papless.

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Speaker 3: It happened so many different ways. Let's go catch dog.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hello, yeah, I am trying to reach A Jones. Please.

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Speaker 3: My name is Attorney Guidry from the Mission Law firm.

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Speaker 3: She available. How you doing, man?

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Speaker 8: I'm actually trying to get some business rectified dealing with

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Speaker 8: your divorce that took place, I guess over the last

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Speaker 8: seven whole years.

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Speaker 3: My correct?

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Speaker 9: Correct?

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Speaker 8: I got some file up with your paperwork here. Now,

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Speaker 8: you guys had some property that you owned together, I

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Speaker 3: Am I correct? Correct? I'm looking at your paperwork here,

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Speaker 8: Okay, Now we're getting out to the property, and that

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Speaker 8: seems to be where the problem lies is. In Avondale,

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Speaker 8: you guys had some property and you sold it as

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Speaker 8: you both went and split your ways. Looking at the

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Speaker 8: you're now looking as if you're owing mister Jones and

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Speaker 8: additional eighteen thousand dollars what, ma'am, I don't know. I

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Speaker 8: hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I

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Speaker 8: we can get it rectified. I'm not looking for you

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Speaker 8: to have that much money available at today, but I

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Speaker 8: do know as a as an attorney for mister Jones,

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Speaker 8: I must say that we're trying to get it taken

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Speaker 8: care of as soon as possible.

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Speaker 5: Oh wait a minute, wait, wait, back this up. How

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Speaker 5: do I owe him eighteen dolls ever? What reason?

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Speaker 3: Well, the paperwork here, ma'am, seems to be what the

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Speaker 3: PaperWorks say. It wasn't supposed to be fifty percent, fifty

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Speaker 8: It should have been seventy five twenty five, and he

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Speaker 8: being seventy five percent of the property owed to him

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Speaker 8: and twenty five percent.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, I don't know how. What you know, Louisa

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Speaker 5: is a community practice, and how could he get seventy

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Speaker 8: And I get twenty five from my understanding that he

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Speaker 8: paid most of the bills when you guys were living together.

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Speaker 5: And I don't have anything to do with that. No,

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Speaker 5: he didn't paid most of the You know, I work

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Speaker 8: To right and I understand that. But I understand from

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Speaker 8: that you had some contribution to it. But it just

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Speaker 8: seems like you did not contribute as much as he did.

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Speaker 5: And yes, indeed, I never heard no like this.

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Speaker 8: I do apologize, man, But what I do need you

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Speaker 8: to do is is definitely not use that type of

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Speaker 5: Okay, well, look, I don't really have to talk to

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Speaker 5: you because I know I don't know. I don't owe

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Speaker 5: No Jones no eighteen thousand dollars and he didn't overpay

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Speaker 5: me because it was community profitty. I had two children

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Speaker 5: for him. I left with none year everything, and there's

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Speaker 5: no weight. I'm going to pay him no eighteen thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 8: I hate to get a little abrupt with you, but

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Speaker 8: you are going to pay this eighteen thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: Now, that's going to happen. Now.

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Speaker 8: If I have to garnish your check and do it,

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Speaker 8: then that's the way it will have to be done.

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Speaker 8: But the money will be coming to mister Kirk Jones

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Speaker 8: in the sum of eighteen thousand call it back.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Look, don't you hang up on me again.

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Speaker 8: Now, if I have to put a lien on your

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Speaker 8: property or put a lien on your which one do

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Speaker 8: you want?

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Speaker 5: Look, and you want to talk to me, life set, I.

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Speaker 3: Talk to you any way.

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Speaker 5: I want to to talk about because what I went

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Speaker 5: to Kurk that all out was over with.

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Speaker 8: You're gonna pay eighteen thousand dollars, that's what you're gonna do.

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Speaker 12: Uh huh.

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Speaker 3: Now, I don't want to have to come to your house,

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Speaker 3: ma'am to pick up this money, but I will.

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Speaker 5: I'm not working. I want to know how to do

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Speaker 5: I have to pay him eighteen thousand.

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Speaker 8: See, you're not working. That's our problem from the start.

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Speaker 8: That's why it wasn't fifty to fifty. That's why it

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Speaker 8: was seventy five twenty five, because you were not holding

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Speaker 5: I work all through the upstair that man twenty six

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Speaker 5: years and I worked.

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Speaker 3: Well, what is your butt doing now?

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Speaker 9: Nothing?

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Speaker 3: Well, there we go. That seems to be the root

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Speaker 3: of our problem, isn't it.

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Speaker 5: No, that ain't a rule of no time? Because I

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Speaker 5: want to know how did Kirk could get eighteen percent?

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Speaker 5: And re read that as a community property. He had

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Speaker 5: it and that was that. So I don't know how

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Speaker 5: I owe him eighteen thousand, ma'am.

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Speaker 3: That's the way the problem was.

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Speaker 8: Evidently you didn't read the paperwork that you signed when

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Speaker 8: you and Kirk separated seven years ago. Now, if you

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Speaker 8: didn't read your pay paper work correctly, this is why

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Speaker 5: Oh no, it's not. Because I had a lawyer and

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Speaker 5: he had his lawyer. We agree with that. That was

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Speaker 5: up to and that was done.

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Speaker 8: Well, maybe you didn't have a lawyer that was worth

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Speaker 8: for them who didn't read the bottom of the paperwork himself.

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Speaker 5: And I had a lawyer. Thought I had a.

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Speaker 3: Good lawyer, and I understand that. Man, when that happens

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Speaker 9: Of times, I can't believe that.

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Speaker 5: And I had two children struggle with him, and we

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Speaker 5: got what we got by both of us worked. And

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Speaker 5: this he gonna come back and tell and oh no,

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna fight this.

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Speaker 8: When can we expect the payment starting to work on

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Speaker 8: this eighteen thousand? I don't know, well, I mean, I'm

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Speaker 8: gonna have to get a date or something where I

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Speaker 8: or something like that.

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Speaker 5: Yes, Indy, five hundred a month. I haven't worked. I

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Speaker 5: was working and when you want to sit. I don't

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Speaker 5: think I should have to tell you all this because

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Speaker 5: I need to get talked to me a lawyer, because

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Speaker 5: I'm not agreeing to anything, because I don't think that

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Speaker 5: it's not fair. I tell you give me a dad,

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Speaker 5: not because I'm going to have to get me a lawyer.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to keep my composent as an attorney, ma'am.

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Speaker 5: How do you have to write? And I don't have

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Speaker 5: no say so? Over there?

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Speaker 3: Are you? Are you? Have you remarried? No?

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Speaker 5: I haven't.

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Speaker 8: Okay, you realize if I don't get the money, then

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Speaker 8: I don't get paid. Right listen, I'm going to be

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Speaker 8: this because I want to help you as much as

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Speaker 8: I can.

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Speaker 5: Yes, because I don't think it's fair to me. When's

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Speaker 3: Well, you think that maybe you and I can get

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Speaker 5: Yees, because I know I'm not. I mean, I cannot

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Speaker 5: afford to pay No eighteen hundred, you know, took the

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Speaker 3: And I tell you what, I tell you what I

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Speaker 3: do this. I won't.

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Speaker 8: I won't tell mister Jones anything but only on one condition.

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Speaker 8: That's me and you being able to work this thing

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Speaker 8: out behind clubs doors.

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Speaker 5: What you mean work it out?

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Speaker 3: I mean work it out.

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Speaker 9: What do you mean?

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Speaker 3: What do you think? I mean?

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 9: Tell me, well, maybe you know, like I'm dumb, some.

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Speaker 3: Relations or something.

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Speaker 5: Why would you want a relationship with me?

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Speaker 3: Not that relationship, but just you know, maybe kind of

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Speaker 3: kick him, kick your way.

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Speaker 9: I'm dumb. I don't know.

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Speaker 5: I don't know nothing about life.

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Speaker 3: I think you know a whole lot about life.

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Speaker 9: No, I don't.

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Speaker 5: But why is you messing with me?

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Speaker 3: I just want to see awaken, maybe get together.

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Speaker 8: I'll throw all this paperwork out and I'm like, no,

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Speaker 8: it's not possible, but you make me Wednesday, I'll make.

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Speaker 3: This thing go away.

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Speaker 5: I don't believe that.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you what else. You ain't gonna believe.

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Speaker 8: This is Nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 8: You just got pranked by your sister Janets.

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Speaker 9: You no good, You just got about the whole family.

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Speaker 11: Come on, you're listening Steve Morning Show. Time for ask

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Speaker 11: the clo.

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Speaker 10: Chief Love Officer Steve Harvey in the building, ready for

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Speaker 10: your questions. Courtney and iHeart. A listener says, I'm thirty

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Speaker 10: and dating a man that's thirty one, and he tells

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Speaker 10: me all the time that I'm his soulmate. He's all

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Speaker 10: into me in every way. He gives me baths and pedicures,

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Speaker 10: and he even will polish my toenails if I ask

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Speaker 10: him to. He irons my clothes for me daily, and

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Speaker 10: he cleans up the kitchen if I cook. We never argue,

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Speaker 10: and if we ever disagree, we settle it quickly. Listen,

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Speaker 10: He's so different than any other guy I've dated. My

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Speaker 10: daddy says he's soft and won't make a good husband.

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Speaker 10: How can my daddy make such a negative assumption.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's better to be soft and be a soft. Well,

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Speaker 3: nothing says that the man is soft. Just solved to

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Speaker 2: Maybe her father's hard and made may and music good husband.

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Speaker 2: So he thinking, because this dude ain't hard he must

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Speaker 2: be soft. Lady, if you have no complaints, don't let

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Speaker 2: your father create one.

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Speaker 11: This guy's a dream.

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Speaker 3: There you go, ash, Well, I can't say that, all right?

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Speaker 2: What I can't say that because somebody I was gonna say,

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Speaker 2: maybe you should ask your mom how happy she's been

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Speaker 2: with how she would feel with some treatment like that,

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Speaker 2: because your daddy he ain't gonna do none of that.

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Speaker 3: He owes to that.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, all right? Moving on Keinetra in Memphis Rights.

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Speaker 10: I'm a forty two year old divorced woman and I

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Speaker 10: fell in love with the perfect guy, but I ran

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Speaker 10: him away by being paranoid. I had a rough marriage

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Speaker 10: and my husband cheated, so I developed bad habits like

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Speaker 10: checking his phone and popping up at places he was

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Speaker 10: hanging out. I carried this behavior into my new relationship

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Speaker 10: and was always accusing my new messing around. I want

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Speaker 10: a second chance with him, and I want him to

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Speaker 10: know that I changed. How do I start the conversation

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Speaker 10: with him?

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Speaker 3: Luggage? You know what? You know what?

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Speaker 7: What?

449
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:13,480
Speaker 5: Boy?

450
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 3: I was tripping? You know, you know it's so crazy

451
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 3: because you know, I know you a good man, but

452
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 3: I'm so stupid. I'd be taking your phone.

453
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:26,640
Speaker 2: And you know, you ain't even know I'd be outside

454
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 2: the ball waiting on you. I'll be at your house.

455
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 11: That's crazy.

456
00:23:30,119 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 3: And I just, you know, I just been you know,

457
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,120
Speaker 3: but it was my ex. He just made me his way.

458
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 2: But you know what, I'm not gonna do that anymore

459
00:23:38,040 --> 00:23:40,040
Speaker 2: because I think I found what I'm looking for.

460
00:23:40,280 --> 00:23:40,480
Speaker 5: You know.

461
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, l yeah, it might work, but I doubt it

462
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 3: all right.

463
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,560
Speaker 10: So, Tony in the Bay Area says, I'm a thirty

464
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:55,120
Speaker 10: three year old married man raising my two daughters while

465
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 10: my wife is in jail for sixteen months. She committed

466
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 10: credit card fraud and I was clueless when she got arrested.

467
00:24:03,119 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 10: The problem I'm having now is that she only calls

468
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,919
Speaker 10: us once a week if then she calls her mom daily,

469
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 10: and it ticks me off. Her mom said, she's still

470
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 10: ashamed to talk to me. But I don't believe that

471
00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:19,159
Speaker 10: she had a whole side hustle that I didn't know about.

472
00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,640
Speaker 10: So do you think she has a side due too?

473
00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 10: Am I being a fool for waiting for her?

474
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 4: Wow?

475
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 3: Whoa a side? Dude? Yeah?

476
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:28,800
Speaker 11: He wants to know.

477
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you don't know what.

478
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:37,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, but bruh, listen to me. Credit card theft ain't

479
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 2: got nothing to do with a side dude. She might be,

480
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 2: you know, honestly just embarrassed. The mom could be right,

481
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 2: I don't know where you got the other dude.

482
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 10: From, because she kept back from him, you know, she

483
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:56,920
Speaker 10: she was more she keeps secrets.

484
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,680
Speaker 2: So he's okay, well, well, okay, okay. Then go with

485
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 2: that theory, you know, go with that theory and see

486
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,640
Speaker 2: how that work out for you. Sometimes being paranoid about

487
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,680
Speaker 2: stuff that you have no facts on it, it's a

488
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:13,119
Speaker 2: waste of time. It's like, why are you're tripping yourself

489
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 2: out about something that you don't.

490
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:17,760
Speaker 3: Even have the facts? But uncle, if she lied about that,

491
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 3: what he thinking is she probably has some most skeletons,

492
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 3: That's what it is.

493
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 2: Well, excuse me, but nephew, Tommy, because you lie about

494
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 2: one thing, don't mean that you lie about everything.

495
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 3: Well nothing when I lie, well, nor when I lied? No,

496
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,639
Speaker 3: surely no, because you.

497
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 11: Usually have you know, when you tell one tell another

498
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:42,360
Speaker 11: line another life.

499
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,119
Speaker 3: But you I mean, I'm just saying this.

500
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,680
Speaker 2: Because you lie about one thing don't mean you'll lie

501
00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:49,879
Speaker 2: about all things.

502
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 3: Now, if you want to accept the paranoia and act

503
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 3: on it, then go ahead.

504
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 2: But the woman might not have nothing to do with

505
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 2: no other dude. She called once a week, she and bad,

506
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 2: She called her mama daily. How close once y'all before

507
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 2: she went.

508
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:10,439
Speaker 11: In wildy not as close as he thought they were.

509
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 3: Why was you doing all this anyway? I mean, why

510
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 3: was she doing all this anyway?

511
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:18,320
Speaker 2: Something else is going on, bro, And now you're thinking

512
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 2: it's another dude in the picture. When she went to

513
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 2: jail for credit card fraud, she didn't go to jail

514
00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,120
Speaker 2: with an accomplished that was a dude.

515
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 3: She went by herself. Maybe we need to see what

516
00:26:30,800 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 3: she was buying with the credit card. I mean we

517
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:36,680
Speaker 3: got hotels on it and a whole bunch of other stuff. Yeah. See,

518
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 3: you know, why don't we just letting mister negativity here?

519
00:26:41,359 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 11: He's a person's raising two daughters.

520
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 3: I'm talking about. I don't know how I became negativity.

521
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:51,639
Speaker 3: I'm negativity.

522
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,480
Speaker 2: She just let him ask all the little negative asked

523
00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,679
Speaker 2: questions so he can break up this family.

524
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,440
Speaker 11: All right, we're moving we're moving on.

525
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 3: I know you agree with him, Jay because you ignorant,

526
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 3: So one j understands me.

527
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:10,040
Speaker 10: Let's get to this one Ken and Huntsville says, I'm

528
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:12,239
Speaker 10: fifty two, and I recently met a fifty five year

529
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 10: old man on an online dating site. He has never

530
00:27:15,560 --> 00:27:18,199
Speaker 10: been married and he is one adult child. I am

531
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,920
Speaker 10: divorced and I have one child in college. I bought

532
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 10: a small house after my divorce, and he's living in

533
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 10: a one bedroom apartment. We both are teachers and we're

534
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 10: both Baptist. Other than that, we don't seem to be

535
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 10: on the same page. To be honest, I had hoped

536
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 10: to meet a man that didn't still live in an apartment.

537
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 10: Am I focused on the wrong thing? Should I get

538
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:36,840
Speaker 10: to know him anyway?

539
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 3: CLO, I mean, you got every right.

540
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 2: To focus on what you want to focus on day

541
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 2: your priorities. If you want a man that's a home

542
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:48,680
Speaker 2: owner fifty two, then maybe that's one of your qualifications,

543
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,639
Speaker 2: and you can pass up on a good man. If

544
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 2: he ain't never been married, maybe he ain't never had

545
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:55,840
Speaker 2: a reason by house, I don't know, or he couldn't

546
00:27:55,880 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 2: live with somebody. He just said he ain't been married.

547
00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 2: You know, he ain't lived with nobody.

548
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 7: You know?

549
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 11: All right, Well, thank you see all.

550
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 3: Once again, you could ask mister negativity what he want.

551
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 11: To do with coniversial?

552
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,520
Speaker 3: Can let everybody off. You know, let everybody just break up.

553
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,680
Speaker 11: You're listening hard Morning show.

554
00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna go around the room with you

555
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 1: three guys. Okay, what's the biggest light you ever told?

556
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 1: Tommy started off my son, my oldest son.

557
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 8: When he was younger, he wanted to go to PG

558
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 8: thirteen movies. I always knew it was gonna be something

559
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 8: that he didn't need to see. He didn't know, but

560
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 8: I would tell him, Hey, do you know what PG

561
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 8: thirteen means?

562
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 3: He's like no.

563
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 8: I say that means only thirteen people can go in

564
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,560
Speaker 8: the movie. So when I when we would get there,

565
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:49,520
Speaker 8: I say it's already twelve people in there.

566
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 3: We can't go in there. It's too late.

567
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 8: And he would be like, wow, we don't never get

568
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 8: here in time enough to see any PG thirteen movies.

569
00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,760
Speaker 8: We're gonna have to go see a G movie. We're

570
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,560
Speaker 8: gonna go see a GM. We'd be all up in line, king,

571
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 8: we not going to see EG. Your mama ain't finna

572
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 8: be mad? All right, what's the biggest lie you ever?

573
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 3: I need to make sure that my mama ain't listening.

574
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 11: Huh oh man, I uh.

575
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 12: I was at football sixteen years old, and my mama

576
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:25,120
Speaker 12: let me take her truck to practice. And you know,

577
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 12: after practice, my boy get in the truck, were driving back.

578
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 12: I took my mama brand new blazer. And you know,

579
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:34,080
Speaker 12: after practice, my boy get in the truck were driving back.

580
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:38,720
Speaker 12: I took my mama brand new blazer and backed it

581
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 12: and got it stuck on the side and then it

582
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 12: the whole left side on the school bus.

583
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 8: Ah.

584
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 3: My boy said, man, I can't let you go back

585
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 3: home with the truth.

586
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 11: Uh huh, you got to say that bus back then

587
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 11: into you.

588
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 12: Okay, boy, he said, you can't walk in mama brand.

589
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 12: He got this tag still on it. It ain't no

590
00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 12: license plate. Man, I walked in the Mama's said what

591
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 12: happened to that truck? And my boys went and talking.

592
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 12: We was just butting up our seat best. You know,

593
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 12: A school bus hid us.

594
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 3: Boy.

595
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:13,320
Speaker 12: My mama bought that for about two months. About two months,

596
00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:16,480
Speaker 12: she said, she said, why you ain't getting no case?

597
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 5: Right?

598
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 3: I got asked, I received that sixty.

599
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 11: I was fast after that.

600
00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 3: I was really fast, all right.

601
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:31,520
Speaker 1: Steve, you you started telling us about this woman.

602
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:38,280
Speaker 3: I met this girl and in college, Lord, she was

603
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 3: fine creole girl.

604
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 2: My brother told me how to get her, and he

605
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 2: gave me some money to take out, so I told

606
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 2: her to pick a restaurant. She picked a creole restaurant.

607
00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 2: Now I'm seventeen, I ain't had no creole food, so

608
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 2: I'm in.

609
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 3: I go in there.

610
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 2: She didne ordered all this spicy stuff. If to fay

611
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 2: all this but spicey though, yeah, yeah, I'm eating stuff.

612
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 2: Man ain't never been in my system. So I'm taking

613
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 2: her home and my stomach is turning it. So we

614
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 2: get at the front of the house. I'm gonna walk

615
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 2: up to the door. She said, come on in for

616
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 2: a little while. My mama and them gone.

617
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 5: Oh.

618
00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 2: Now, my mama had told me, when your stomach just

619
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 2: tore up, try to go home. Yes, yeah, don't put

620
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 2: that in nobody else house.

621
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: Great advice, yes, But she was so fine.

622
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 2: I just said, well, man, let me go on in

623
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 2: here for a little while, because I what kind of

624
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 2: man would I be?

625
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:30,040
Speaker 1: Fine?

626
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 3: Chick invite you in, and mama and daddy ain't there.

627
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 3: Let me at least go on in here.

628
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: Something but your stomach.

629
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 3: I mean, really, sureley, this a girl el man would

630
00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 3: have went in there.

631
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 2: I'm sitting there on the country watching TV. My stomach

632
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 2: is turning.

633
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 3: I can hear it.

634
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,640
Speaker 2: So I said, can I go to the bathroom? She said,

635
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 2: second door on the left. I go in there, and

636
00:31:55,720 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 2: Lord have mercy. The walls are gibalta id have grabbed

637
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:09,920
Speaker 2: the tie rack in front of me to just try

638
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 2: to hang on. I'm twisting the guest tile in my

639
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 2: head like I'm ringing it out. I didn't knock the

640
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 2: toilet tissue holder off the wall screws out everything I

641
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 2: done kicked over the trash.

642
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 1: Can you can hear this right?

643
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 3: I don't hear.

644
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:32,080
Speaker 2: Wasn't feeling what I was feeling. But I'm using the

645
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 2: bathroom so much that was alarming to me. You I've

646
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 2: actually put more in there than I've ever put in

647
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 2: there in my life prior to I.

648
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:52,200
Speaker 3: Didn't know what you don't stop my story, Shi, this

649
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 3: is for junior time.

650
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:57,360
Speaker 2: So I'm filling the bowl of so finally I'm done,

651
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 2: to my relief, but I'm sweat.

652
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 3: I'm talking about I'm in there.

653
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: Shirt my shirt wide.

654
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 3: I had button my whole shirt. It's wide over.

655
00:33:11,240 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 2: I had hung my pants up on the back of

656
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 2: the dunk because I use the bathroom like my daddy

657
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 2: always hang my pants and draws.

658
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 3: Up on the back of the shirt because yeah, that

659
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 3: you don't ever use the bathroom.

660
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,080
Speaker 2: But I got my shirt on, but I didn't open

661
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 2: it up because it's hot. I got just just water

662
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 2: coming down out the front.

663
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,200
Speaker 3: So I stand on.

664
00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:40,400
Speaker 2: And I flushed the toilet. Now I'm putting my clothes on.

665
00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 2: But you know how you're waiting to hear that sound

666
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 2: that all I hear is to swirl it. And I

667
00:33:52,520 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 2: turned around and just rising rising, And I'm asking God

668
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:06,720
Speaker 2: not to do this to me today. I'm asking God,

669
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:11,040
Speaker 2: don't not today, Lord not in him.

670
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 1: To have a Part three.

671
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:19,240
Speaker 3: This ain't the time for this. Lord, stop this swirl

672
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 3: from rising. The email. God, you ain't ever held me now.

673
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,760
Speaker 10: Oh God, Steve, we have to go to Miss ANNs

674
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 10: though I will, but Jesus will.

675
00:34:33,680 --> 00:34:38,839
Speaker 3: Stop this swirl. But it's steady coming God. Part two.

676
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,520
Speaker 3: Right after this, you're listening.

677
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:43,399
Speaker 11: Morning show.

678
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: Here we are, Steve.

679
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 3: I'm back, Just catch up.

680
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 2: I'm over this fring girl house stomach toe up the

681
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 2: eight grillold food seventeen. Should have went home and used

682
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 2: the bathroom set in the house be cause she's fine.

683
00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,919
Speaker 2: Now I'm in here using the bathroom and all hell

684
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 2: and broke again. Come on, I'm in here, neked, sitting

685
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 2: on the carlet.

686
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 3: Just my shirt on because I like to shit wide.

687
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,359
Speaker 2: I like to be open and free, and I need

688
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 2: it because I had to brace myself a couple of times.

689
00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 3: But she never came in there to tell note she coming,

690
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 3: that's coming in the store. So I get up.

691
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 2: I finally get through, but I've noticed that I'm putting

692
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 2: more in the bowls than ever before, so I'm a

693
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:29,360
Speaker 2: little bit concerned with them sheer volume. So I flushed

694
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 2: the tarlet as I'm putting my pasts back up on me,

695
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 2: and I'm waiting to hear that.

696
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:38,560
Speaker 3: But I don't hear it. And I look back and

697
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 3: his rise. It's just going in a slow circle. So

698
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 3: I go in. I go to my heavenly father.

699
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 2: Here, Father God, pray on the little boy, pray now long,

700
00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 2: stop this rise in time. Wow, somehow, don't let this

701
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 2: swirl get up by the top. But he didn't hear

702
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 2: me that day.

703
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 3: I guess it wasn't less. The next thing I know,

704
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:09,359
Speaker 3: it's at the very top of the toilet. Oh my god,

705
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 3: and it's about to flow over.

706
00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 2: So now I don't know what to do. So I

707
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:21,280
Speaker 2: look down and it's a trash can. So I dipped

708
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 2: the trash can down in it, and I got a

709
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 2: trash can full of it here. So I pull on

710
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 2: a shower curtain bag and throw it in the bathtube.

711
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,879
Speaker 2: But here comes some more. So I had to take

712
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 2: another trash can full of it and throw another trash

713
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:46,839
Speaker 2: can in the bath tub, and here comes some damn more.

714
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 2: So now I realized they call it is broke backed up,

715
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 2: and it started going back down. I say, I got

716
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 2: to get some water and put it in here. So

717
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,919
Speaker 2: I started running water in the trash can to pour

718
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,760
Speaker 2: it down there and make the water go clean.

719
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,919
Speaker 3: So I finally did that. Yeah, and I said, thank

720
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 3: you Lord. And I looked over and the damn bathtub

721
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 3: is tripe shower coat this I look, come, it's on

722
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 3: the wall.

723
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: Wait, wait, it's on the wall.

724
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 3: Four part four.

725
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:36,320
Speaker 2: Hold, this is this is all Kelly's in the closet.

726
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:41,680
Speaker 2: This is Steve Hollis in the bathroom. Trapped parts, folks

727
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:42,279
Speaker 2: coming up.

728
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 3: Right over there, trapping in the bathroom. Part folk.

729
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 2: It's on the walls, the shower curtain and the bathtub

730
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 2: is shot.

731
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: You're listening.

732
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:54,359
Speaker 11: Morning Show.

733
00:37:55,719 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 2: Indeed, trapped in the bathroom, all are killing in the

734
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 2: clothes part folk. Yeah, I done veiled out three buckets,

735
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 2: dragged hands, a pure mess, then.

736
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 3: Throw it in the shower.

737
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 2: So when I get all of the water back in

738
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 2: the tarlet where I got it, something in the water.

739
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,800
Speaker 3: Clean, I said, okay, cool. I look over the damn

740
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,719
Speaker 3: vathtub is stracked.

741
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 13: So now I cut these people shower on you, and

742
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 13: I'm washing down the walls, the shower curtain with the shower.

743
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,719
Speaker 2: The girl comes up to the DoD because I've been

744
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,959
Speaker 2: in here now about forty five minutes.

745
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:46,800
Speaker 3: Long time. So she said, you okay, now everything.

746
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 2: She said it sounds like something wrong in that to

747
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,280
Speaker 2: get away from the said, well, okay, my house.

748
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 3: So I'm in there. It's this too late. But I

749
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:09,320
Speaker 3: noticed they got a candle in the bathroom. Oh I

750
00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:09,800
Speaker 3: light it.

751
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 2: I like the candle starts striking matches and running tapwater.

752
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,240
Speaker 3: That's for my mama always told me, strike some matches

753
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 3: and run some tapwater. It'll help you get rid of

754
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 3: older there.

755
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:25,160
Speaker 2: But now I'm washing down shallow curtains, walls, the bath

756
00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 2: tub is getting up stuff off the float.

757
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 3: I'm just in here.

758
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 8: Now.

759
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 3: Now you probably saying, te what is you washing it

760
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 3: down with?

761
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:37,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, wasn't no paper towels in there, but that tie

762
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,640
Speaker 2: rack that I had grabbed when I first sat down

763
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 2: and was twisting it.

764
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, they guessed tiles.

765
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:45,760
Speaker 1: And the forward.

766
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:51,800
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah that what I washed.

767
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 9: It down with.

768
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 1: My good towel.

769
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 3: That is tie is brown because I can't miss it.

770
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:05,399
Speaker 3: All the color was when it started, they was pink.

771
00:40:06,760 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 3: Now the times is running. I have washed all the

772
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 3: walls down.

773
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 2: Everything I'm in that sweating has been on a construction

774
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 2: sitele you. I've been in there total about damn near hour.

775
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 2: So I put them I fastened my clothes, I look

776
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,399
Speaker 2: in the bathrooms. I got everything up, but I got

777
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:29,120
Speaker 2: this big, nasty ass tile and I don't know what

778
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 2: to do with it. So I take it, put it

779
00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 2: in the waste paper can that I've been bailing with,

780
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,480
Speaker 2: and struck all that under the sea.

781
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:39,359
Speaker 3: Yeah.

782
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,320
Speaker 2: I figured this ain't finna be good, no how, but

783
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,719
Speaker 2: at least when they come in here, then it's gonna

784
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 2: take a moment because I know when you go.

785
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 3: In there, you're gonna have to say what they hit.

786
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 3: Because I couldn't remember how the shower curtain was and

787
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,880
Speaker 3: none of that now I got I looked. I'm telling you,

788
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 3: I got everything off right.

789
00:41:00,080 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 2: So I walked down the hallway. She sitting on the

790
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 2: couch with an attitude.

791
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:07,080
Speaker 3: Folded.

792
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 2: Then she look at me and she said, why you

793
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 2: been in there so long? I said, I had a

794
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 2: little accident. Then she said, oh my god, look at you.

795
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:22,840
Speaker 3: What was it? I didn't realize when I was barely

796
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:24,880
Speaker 3: all that mess.

797
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:29,920
Speaker 2: Into the shower, it was splashing on my pants below

798
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 2: my knee.

799
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,600
Speaker 3: I ain't had time to look at this because I'm

800
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 3: busy cleaning up that damn house.

801
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:45,320
Speaker 2: I look down, it's just specks, splash marks from my

802
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:46,120
Speaker 2: knee down.

803
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 3: My pants was trifing. I looked at her. She looked

804
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 3: at me and she said, oh my god, look at you.

805
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:54,920
Speaker 3: What have you been doing.

806
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 2: I looked at her, said you ain't got to talk

807
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 2: to me like that. Why got in my car? Had

808
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 2: to ride home with all my windows down cause I

809
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:20,919
Speaker 2: smelled like a scump sitting in that call. That girl

810
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:23,120
Speaker 2: saw me on the campus next day and all her

811
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 2: girlfriend was looking at me like I had never met her.

812
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:28,880
Speaker 3: And that was.

813
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,319
Speaker 1: Wow, trapped trapped.

814
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 3: Claw And I'm gonna put some music to that.

815
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:41,759
Speaker 10: All right, all right, nephew tell me coming up next

816
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:43,399
Speaker 10: with the prank phone call.

817
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:44,879
Speaker 11: You're listening.

818
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 10: Morning show, coming up at the top of the hour,

819
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 10: right about four minutes after today's strawberry letter. But up next,

820
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:55,839
Speaker 10: nephew Tommy right here with today's prank phone call.

821
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 3: What you got?

822
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 11: F are you?

823
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,320
Speaker 3: Wait? What are you?

824
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 1: What's round for?

825
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 3: My mama care? He's crying, Mama, my mama tree. Mama

826
00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 3: got your mother's tree. My mama makes you hie, my

827
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,879
Speaker 3: mama tree, my mama tree.

828
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 11: So method with his acting.

829
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 3: That's that tree. That's that tree. We play hide and

830
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:30,560
Speaker 3: go seek out.

831
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:37,239
Speaker 8: Five ten fifty, about thirty thirty five fifty, big thing

832
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 8: about that about it?

833
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 3: Bread? Not here I come. That's my that's my mama.

834
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:52,280
Speaker 3: Tell mama, Thank God? Got up? Hello, man, speak to lord.

835
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:57,319
Speaker 9: Yeah, Lord terror. Oh this terror about ten minutes from

836
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 9: the yard picked dog.

837
00:43:58,480 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 3: This ain't no cheer. Look man, is this lord that

838
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 3: worked for Bush?

839
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:06,320
Speaker 8: Yes, sir, listen, you just came down Clayton Street and

840
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 8: hit me and tow all the limbs off my mama

841
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 8: maple tree that's hanging over the street. And now she

842
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 8: got limbs hanging all in the street. We got to

843
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 8: cut this whole tree down because.

844
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,440
Speaker 3: You then messed it up. And you're the one that

845
00:44:16,719 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 3: just drove through here.

846
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:20,359
Speaker 9: Hey, sir, I ain't been down Clayton Street today, Sir,

847
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 9: say what. I ain't been down Clayton Street today. I

848
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,799
Speaker 9: ain't been in a residential neighborhood today.

849
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 8: You just came down Clayton Street a couple hours ago

850
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,439
Speaker 8: and then tow all the limbs off.

851
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 3: My mama tree. Sorry, my mama, that tree been in

852
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:35,759
Speaker 3: our finished twenty five years. And if you just came

853
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 3: down the street and just tow it.

854
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 9: All apart, Sir, I ain't been down Clayton Roll today.

855
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 9: How did you get this number?

856
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,320
Speaker 8: By the way, don't worry about how I got your number.

857
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:45,439
Speaker 8: Somebody got to play for my mama tree.

858
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,760
Speaker 9: Well, sir, I ain't been down Clayton Road today. I'm sorry.

859
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 3: Call it call him back down?

860
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:51,840
Speaker 9: Hello, Lord?

861
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 3: Did you just hang up on me?

862
00:44:54,040 --> 00:44:55,840
Speaker 9: Yes, sir, I told you I didn't been down on

863
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,000
Speaker 9: the Clayton Road today, Now you know what.

864
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 3: Look, I told you. You just came Clayton Road and

865
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 3: just and just told my mama tree up and.

866
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:06,640
Speaker 9: All live down the residential neighborhood today. Man, quit calling

867
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:07,640
Speaker 9: my phone with that.

868
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 3: Look, my grandmama planted that tree. Now you don't have

869
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 3: to do that.

870
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 9: Planet It moved them up, then cut the branches off.

871
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 9: The ceomers and them branches is clear enough.

872
00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:19,680
Speaker 8: You're not supposed to be driving them eighteen wheel trucks

873
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:21,680
Speaker 8: down this residential area like this here.

874
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:25,120
Speaker 9: Man, I was making delivery. Got if I had to

875
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:27,359
Speaker 9: come down that street, I would have. But I told

876
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 9: you one, I ain't came down on Clayton Street today.

877
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 8: You just said you had to make a delivery. Now

878
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,279
Speaker 8: you saying you ain't been down Clayton Street.

879
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:37,319
Speaker 9: I hadn't deliver down there. I would have came down

880
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 9: that street. You ain't had to come down there.

881
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:42,320
Speaker 3: You've been on Clayton Street today. Now that part I

882
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 3: do know?

883
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,319
Speaker 9: And what you got the wrong driver?

884
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 3: Dude? No no, no, no, no no no, I got

885
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 3: the right driver. And what I do know?

886
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 8: Will you then told my mama tree up, we got

887
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 8: to cut this on tree down, and you.

888
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 3: Know what you gonna pay for this?

889
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 9: Then, I ain't saying for a muddle tree that I

890
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 9: know you ain't talking by my mama tree. Well guess

891
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 9: what take your tree and take your bama and both

892
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 9: of y'all go out there and playing another street.

893
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 8: Then we ain't playing no more tree. That tree been

894
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,120
Speaker 8: in our family for years. You're gonna mess around and

895
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 8: get your swoop behind this tree.

896
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 9: Bring it on, then bring your dong and bring the

897
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 9: tree with you.

898
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 3: You're gonna make me whoop with a bridge off that tree.

899
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:25,279
Speaker 9: Well, I tell you what if you that bad? Then

900
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 9: I tell you what if I was on Clayton Street today.

901
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:30,719
Speaker 9: I meet you on Clayton Street with the tree.

902
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 8: You come on over here to Clayton right now, because

903
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 8: I'm right out here in the street on the cartner's phone.

904
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 8: You come on outside. My mama sitting up in there

905
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,280
Speaker 8: crying behind this tree because you done toe the limbs

906
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 8: off of it and we got to cut it down after.

907
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 3: You done mess it up.

908
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:47,879
Speaker 9: Don't give her napkin, this yellow wife but mine. Then,

909
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:49,760
Speaker 9: I ain't been down the street.

910
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 8: I know you ain't sitting there talking about my mama.

911
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:55,600
Speaker 8: Now see you tripping now, dog ain't tripping? Dog you

912
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 8: already Look man, I grew up with this tree in

913
00:46:59,160 --> 00:46:59,919
Speaker 8: my front yard.

914
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 3: I grew up with this tree.

915
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,560
Speaker 8: Now you got the nerve to drive through here and

916
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 8: driving too fast, because if you would have drove so,

917
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 8: you wouldn't have been hitting all them limbs like that,

918
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 8: y'all be doing running.

919
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 9: Down here too fast, dough here, man, look here, I

920
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:15,600
Speaker 9: told you once. Man, I ain't been down on Clayton Street. Now,

921
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 9: like I told you, if you want to meet me

922
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 9: on Clayton Street, will all right now, I'm sorry about

923
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 9: your mom trees, but hell, there ain't nothing I can

924
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,439
Speaker 9: do about it, because I ain't been down on Clayton Street.

925
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,440
Speaker 3: It's one that you can do about it. You can

926
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 3: pay for it, and that's what you're gonna do.

927
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 9: Now.

928
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 3: You're gonna either give me some money.

929
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 8: I'm gonna get it at you, but you you gonna

930
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:36,360
Speaker 8: you coming over here. Matter of fact, you can gonna

931
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,919
Speaker 8: come over here now that big truck around and bring

932
00:47:40,040 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 8: your butt on over here right now.

933
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 9: Well, I might will going to turn it around because

934
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 9: I ain't paying for no street. I'm kidding right now.

935
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 8: That's fine, that's fine, But I tell you, when you

936
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:52,320
Speaker 8: get here, my cousin here and all my uncles is

937
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 8: here sitting up here looking at that.

938
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:56,759
Speaker 3: What you done done in this tree? So bring yo own?

939
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 9: Yeah, well, look at here, take that tree and stuve

940
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,319
Speaker 9: it up. You out your yo, all right. I ain't

941
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 9: in the world with you in this tree no more

942
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:08,879
Speaker 9: because I done told you one. Let me aim this tree.

943
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:11,120
Speaker 8: You come on right now because you don't know what

944
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,799
Speaker 8: this tree mean to me. This tree right here used

945
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 8: to be home base for hide and go seek?

946
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 9: Are you crying? You big? You crying too? Man? Look

947
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 9: at your dog. I ain't dog treat though, look at

948
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:26,839
Speaker 9: wipe your eyes and the hell with you this tree

949
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,560
Speaker 9: right now? I'm turning my you just meet me on

950
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:30,279
Speaker 9: Clayton Street.

951
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 5: All right.

952
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. This tree used to be

953
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:34,560
Speaker 3: first base for kickball.

954
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:35,320
Speaker 7: Do you hear me?

955
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 5: Bo?

956
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:37,480
Speaker 3: Dude?

957
00:48:37,520 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 9: I done told you once. I ain't tree. All right,

958
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 9: No hail around this dude.

959
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 8: Your name Lord, but you ain't a hell is cool jay?

960
00:48:48,200 --> 00:48:51,239
Speaker 3: And he wouldn't not he wouldn't not help come down

961
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 3: here and told up my mama tree here is not

962
00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:55,720
Speaker 3: that kind of person. But you, you lord?

963
00:48:56,200 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 9: Oh you crying for?

964
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 1: Man?

965
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 9: What crying for?

966
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:01,359
Speaker 3: You messed up my mama treat?

967
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 9: You sound like a girl. I'm crying because my mama

968
00:49:04,760 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 9: tree broke.

969
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,160
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. Go round and bring you

970
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 3: down I.

971
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 9: Read that in ten minutes to meet your where's more

972
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 9: than me?

973
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:18,439
Speaker 3: My uncles is here, my cousin is here, all up.

974
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:22,160
Speaker 9: The braid of brunch family? What bring?

975
00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:22,839
Speaker 7: Bro?

976
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:24,879
Speaker 9: I tell you what I tell right now. It's gonna

977
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:26,879
Speaker 9: be hot water in this day.

978
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,440
Speaker 8: Don't make me no different. They call you l l

979
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:32,799
Speaker 8: my knock you out, and that's what you're finna get.

980
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 9: M that's come on, come on with it because I'm

981
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 9: here all right, No running.

982
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 3: Cool, don't make me listen right up. I'm finna tell

983
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 3: you one more thing about this tree? And you listening

984
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 3: to me? I'm listening, Bro, Is you listening?

985
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,080
Speaker 9: I have told you what I don't give it about

986
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 9: that tree, But if you want to talk about it,

987
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:54,760
Speaker 9: go ahead.

988
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:57,600
Speaker 8: Let me tell you something. This is nephew Tommy from

989
00:49:57,680 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 8: the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

990
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 3: You just got prank by your boys JJ And.

991
00:50:02,120 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 9: Look, man, what did you gonna say?

992
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:09,280
Speaker 8: This is his nephew tell me from the Steve Harvey

993
00:50:09,440 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 8: Morning Show.

994
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,399
Speaker 3: You just got pranked by your boy.

995
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 9: You got to be kidding me.

996
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 8: Man, ain't no, ain't no tree messed up and you

997
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:34,880
Speaker 8: ain't been on Clayton Street though. Oh man, you alright, don't, amen,

998
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,240
Speaker 8: What is the baddest radio show.

999
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:38,880
Speaker 3: In the land.

1000
00:50:39,160 --> 00:50:41,240
Speaker 9: Steve Harvey Morning show MANE.

1001
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,759
Speaker 1: About to get it? You were about to get it.

1002
00:50:47,040 --> 00:51:01,040
Speaker 3: Now come on right here as you climb for the

1003
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 3: Brady Bush Huh.

1004
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 1: I'm by myself.

1005
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:11,799
Speaker 3: Playing another one.

1006
00:51:11,880 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 9: I don't give up.

1007
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:17,920
Speaker 3: I'm telling you you can do that. Damn Tree. I

1008
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:19,840
Speaker 3: told you I ain't been down. Claytontree today.

1009
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:24,400
Speaker 8: Wow, Friday, April the fifth, that would be April Fool's

1010
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,320
Speaker 8: Comedy Jam. Now stay whip me now because I'm going somewhere.

1011
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 8: Brian Hooks in the building, Chantay Wayne's in the building,

1012
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:36,960
Speaker 8: London Brown in the building, Light and Love in the building,

1013
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 8: Tory Hart in the building, Coco Brown, just hilarious.

1014
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 3: Oh all, this is hosted by Rip Michaels. You got

1015
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 3: Bruce Bruce in the building. You got d. L.

1016
00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:49,280
Speaker 8: Hugley in the building. You got Tracy Morgan in the building. Nephew,

1017
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:51,880
Speaker 8: tell me in the building. It's all going down at

1018
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 8: the Barclays Center, Brooklyn.

1019
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 3: In the House, Brooklyn, New York.

1020
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 8: That is Friday night, April fifth, April Fools Comedy Jam

1021
00:51:59,080 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 8: tickets her own.

1022
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:04,400
Speaker 11: Seat writ Now that is wonderful. Net Thank you coming

1023
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:09,479
Speaker 11: up next, It's the Strawberry Letter. You're listening Hardy Morning Show.

1024
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 10: A report by Zillo finds it nearly twenty two and

1025
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 10: a half percent twenty two point five percent of US

1026
00:52:16,719 --> 00:52:20,200
Speaker 10: millennials they are living with their mom, which is about

1027
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 10: twelve million young adults.

1028
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:24,280
Speaker 3: And why haven't.

1029
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 10: Millennials moved out on their own? Well, according to the report,

1030
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:30,319
Speaker 10: twelve percent of them are currently unemployed.

1031
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 3: Now he got a job?

1032
00:52:32,719 --> 00:52:33,400
Speaker 1: Does he live with you?

1033
00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 3: Yes? He does? Well when you live with your mom? Man,

1034
00:52:36,239 --> 00:52:37,960
Speaker 3: you pass Millenna, like, I see.

1035
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:40,680
Speaker 11: What range is debt?

1036
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 3: You should.

1037
00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 10: Since he has the most kids, I think we should

1038
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 10: defer to Steve on this one. Steve, you have some

1039
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:49,920
Speaker 10: rules for when you live with someone until you get

1040
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 10: on your feet.

1041
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 2: Now, this is not for millennial anybody, say anybody okay,

1042
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,440
Speaker 2: So I don't want you to make that. I don't

1043
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:00,920
Speaker 2: want millennials to feel that way. This is for anybody.

1044
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 2: You've had people stay at your how I have people

1045
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 2: come live with me college, college roommates and stuff like that.

1046
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 3: It's some stuff.

1047
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 2: Now, these are Steve Harvey's rules for living with someone

1048
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:16,560
Speaker 2: til you get on your feet.

1049
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 3: These are dudes and don'ts Okay, some things you need

1050
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 3: to keep in mind. Here's one right here. Your goal

1051
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 3: every day is.

1052
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 2: To make it seem like you that but you note

1053
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 2: that's your gold.

1054
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:39,719
Speaker 3: That's when you wake up get it in your mind.

1055
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:44,400
Speaker 1: You have to wait be here, what look like I.

1056
00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 3: Because you get asked to leave.

1057
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 1: Now you don't want that.

1058
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:55,880
Speaker 2: Here's another one. This is very important. Your car should

1059
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:57,360
Speaker 2: never block me in.

1060
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 9: Keep it on.

1061
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,879
Speaker 2: I can't want to go out, and I'll go out there,

1062
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:06,520
Speaker 2: and your car in the damn where you in that sleep?

1063
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 2: In fact, I got news for your car. Shouldn't even

1064
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 2: be in front of the house. Park up the street

1065
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 2: and walk down to where you look.

1066
00:54:18,719 --> 00:54:22,880
Speaker 3: At rent free round the corner.

1067
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 2: Park at the up the street, at the parking lot,

1068
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 2: at the grocery store.

1069
00:54:30,239 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 3: That man.

1070
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 2: Try to make it look like you ain't even got

1071
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:40,520
Speaker 2: no car. If you're watching TV in the other room. Yeah,

1072
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 2: your laugh should not be where I can hear.

1073
00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:54,799
Speaker 1: Lay down the just good bucket laugh.

1074
00:54:56,040 --> 00:54:58,360
Speaker 3: This should be your laugh. Learn how to laugh like

1075
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 3: this is. Let me show you how you laugh when

1076
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 3: you are other people enjoying a TV and all this right?

1077
00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,720
Speaker 1: What it is real funny kings of comedy.

1078
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 11: That's gonna be hard.

1079
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:17,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, Steve, have put me.

1080
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:21,160
Speaker 3: I don't give a damn what you want.

1081
00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:24,799
Speaker 1: You're listening.

1082
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:26,560
Speaker 11: Morning show.

1083
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 10: All right, it's time for comedy.

1084
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:32,560
Speaker 1: Eleven jay now quickly.

1085
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:33,520
Speaker 3: It's very similar.

1086
00:55:33,640 --> 00:55:37,040
Speaker 6: You guys test our ability to be comedians. Give us

1087
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 6: five subjects.

1088
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 3: Anything you want.

1089
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,239
Speaker 6: Let the wheel stop. We put it out on the

1090
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:43,640
Speaker 6: roulette wheel. Wherever you stop. We do a couple of

1091
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:45,600
Speaker 6: minutes on. That's how good we are, all right, that's

1092
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 6: how good we are. All right, all right, we'll see

1093
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:49,799
Speaker 6: about that. We have five topics for you, all right.

1094
00:55:50,440 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 7: Number one the movies. You got this one, though, Steve.

1095
00:56:02,840 --> 00:56:06,200
Speaker 7: Number two being dumped, all right, that's on the wheel.

1096
00:56:06,480 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 1: Number three, bed wedding, been there, I got that one.

1097
00:56:10,680 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 1: Number four, bad grades.

1098
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:18,480
Speaker 10: Number five, When to shut up, cat spind the wheeldes

1099
00:56:18,560 --> 00:56:18,759
Speaker 10: come on.

1100
00:56:18,880 --> 00:56:20,200
Speaker 3: Bad Wait.

1101
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:35,719
Speaker 6: Week, I like movies, Steve, whoa, okay, okay, that's good

1102
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 6: with okay, Way to shut up? When to shut up? Okay,

1103
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 6: I'll tell you when you shut up the minute. Just

1104
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 6: look in your rithual mirror and you see that blue light.

1105
00:56:45,719 --> 00:56:46,479
Speaker 9: It is time.

1106
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 1: I don't want time for you to shut up.

1107
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 6: You make an announcement of everybody in the damn car

1108
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 6: to shut the hell all right. We doesn't know that

1109
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:03,399
Speaker 6: there's gonna be one person, all right, the sober is one.

1110
00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 6: If they gotta lean from the back and talk. The

1111
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:09,759
Speaker 6: rest have been told to shut the hell up.

1112
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:15,719
Speaker 14: In that same lane, yes, that same length, in the neighborhood,

1113
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:20,120
Speaker 14: when you see somebody running from the law, when the

1114
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:22,160
Speaker 14: load look at us, We don't know nothing.

1115
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:25,919
Speaker 3: I had one fring on Poisay he went that way?

1116
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Speaker 14: What did you telling them down?

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Speaker 3: Fuck? You already know he know? Uh.

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Speaker 14: Now you're sitting the laws the same way Darren went.

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Speaker 14: You could have pointed the other way.

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Speaker 3: That way he see us? You think he looking? Fuck?

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Speaker 3: You didn't see nothing.

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Speaker 4: Shut the hell up?

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Speaker 3: Got it? Well, I'm going another route. Let me just

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Speaker 3: do two quick ones. Okay, fellas, you know it's time

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Speaker 3: to shut up. When you're feeling guilty and you want

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Speaker 3: to confess what this moment you have, pardon, we're not

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Speaker 3: going in theything that. Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 2: When my first marriage, I went out one night, me

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Speaker 2: and my partner, you know, and you know I just

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Speaker 2: told told Max whatf I was going out?

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Speaker 3: Right, I'm over at the house.

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Speaker 2: A couple of days later, my partner Reggie, I went

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Speaker 2: to club with This is what he said. Hey, man,

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Speaker 2: tell your wife about the club we went.

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Speaker 3: You're looking at it.

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Speaker 10: Like what.

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Speaker 3: I just just something? You just go what are you

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00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 3: talking about? Yell? My wife got the club we went to.

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Speaker 3: You don't do that. I was supposed to tell you

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00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 3: shut up. That was supposed to do. I'll tell you

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00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:07,880
Speaker 3: enough time to shut up.

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Speaker 14: It's a trick to when your mama say say something.

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Speaker 3: But then did you hear me what I supposed to do?

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Speaker 3: How am I gonna answer you?

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Speaker 14: I'm just supposed to be quiet, right, I'm just gonna

1146
00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 14: take my chiads on.

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00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 3: Shut the hell up, say something?

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Speaker 1: Say something else?

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00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:29,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, what fun? You got one? You got one?

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00:59:30,040 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 11: God, When you on the phone.

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Speaker 3: With a woman and you hear her husband say, who

1152
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:40,760
Speaker 3: the hell are you talking to? Man? Shut your mon

1153
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:52,480
Speaker 3: hang up and block that number. Just shut up. Not

1154
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:56,520
Speaker 3: doing you as as as far as my mama.

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00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:01,760
Speaker 8: When my mama say, I guess I'm lying, shut up?

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01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 3: Shut up? All right?

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01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:11,919
Speaker 11: Sorry you guys, you're listening hard morning show.

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Speaker 15: Few artists in the course of history have taken the

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01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:21,840
Speaker 15: kind of creative risks that transform music and pop culture.

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Speaker 3: Forever.

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01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:27,480
Speaker 16: Her chart topping music continues to defy the norm, and

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01:00:27,680 --> 01:00:30,280
Speaker 16: her groundbreaking to our spectacles.

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01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 5: Have changed the game.

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01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 15: Now, on Monday, April First, Live on five, iHeart Radio

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01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:41,400
Speaker 15: Music Awards will celebrate Beyoncey with the coveted Innovative Award.

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01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:44,120
Speaker 11: I definitely wanted to do things that were innovative.

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01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:46,840
Speaker 16: Join us at the Dolby Theater in Hollywood, California.

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Speaker 15: Hard plus performances by Justin Timberlay, Green Day, Helc Shelley,

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Speaker 15: ro Laney Wilson, and Tate McCrae, and.

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Speaker 16: A very special musical tribute to the twenty twenty four

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Speaker 16: iHeartRadio Icon Award recipient, sh Witness music History.

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Speaker 3: That's what we do.

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01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:04,120
Speaker 5: It's over.

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Speaker 16: Twenty twenty four iHeartRadio Music Awards hosted by Ludacris Monday

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Speaker 16: April first at eight seventh Central, Life only on Fox.

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Speaker 10: All right, Yeah, the twenty twenty four iHeartRadio Awards are

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01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:18,240
Speaker 10: going to be big.

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Speaker 11: You heard it.

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Speaker 10: Beyonce will be in the building receiving the Innovator Award

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Speaker 10: back for it's eleven year. Our iHeartRadio Music Awards is

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01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 10: the only awards show that reflects the songs and artists

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01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:34,840
Speaker 10: fans love. The twenty twenty four iHeart Music Awards will

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01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:38,520
Speaker 10: be Monday, April first, eight pm, seventh Central on Fox

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01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:43,120
Speaker 10: that is hosted by Luda Ludacris, Will Moses By, Yeah,

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01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:48,920
Speaker 10: Justin Timberlake, TLC, Jelly Roll and Share will receive the

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01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:53,280
Speaker 10: Icon Award, and Beyonce congratulations to her once again. We'll

1187
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:56,439
Speaker 10: receive the Innovator Award. We'll have more of the Steve

1188
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Speaker 10: Harvey Morning Show coming up right after this.

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Speaker 1: You're listening.

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Speaker 11: Morning show, it's time out for a rounded? Would you rather?

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Speaker 11: Would you rather.

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Speaker 10: Only be able to text using abbreviations or would you

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01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:13,959
Speaker 10: rather only be able to text using emojis?

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01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 3: I can't call mean, it's gonna have to do emojis.

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01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:22,320
Speaker 3: Them the abbreviations too much for me. I can't. I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't know emojis mean, I ain't gonna do say

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01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:29,160
Speaker 2: nothing to nobody. I don't know nothing about what the

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01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 2: one that's laughing means. I don't know what the little

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Speaker 2: one with the squinty eyes, what is that folk? I

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Speaker 2: don't know what the one with the little red on

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01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:39,880
Speaker 2: their cheek as for what is that fault? I don't

1202
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:43,280
Speaker 2: know none of that man, I don't know what half

1203
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 2: of face showing people sending me stuff up?

1204
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:48,800
Speaker 3: You going, man, I don't know what this mean. Dog

1205
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:52,840
Speaker 3: thrown asked me and texted me with emoji?

1206
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:53,280
Speaker 5: What is this?

1207
01:02:54,640 --> 01:02:56,960
Speaker 3: This damn password puzzle? I don't know how to do

1208
01:02:57,120 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 3: this here muscle love heart prey. What I can't read this?

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01:03:07,440 --> 01:03:07,600
Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 3: A muscle of heart and prayer?

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01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:18,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, muscle heart pray.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how to read.

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Speaker 2: No, damn moji's man, My daughter Laurie was trying to dad. Dad,

1214
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 2: just put any moji so we'll know you're not mad?

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01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:30,919
Speaker 2: Why is all your texting cap? Why is I'm going

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01:03:30,960 --> 01:03:33,360
Speaker 2: back and forth with this little letter, big letter, little

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01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:40,040
Speaker 2: yelling at them, hies, I'm yelling and I'm texting.

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Speaker 3: You don't know the tone? Muscle love heart pray, yeah,

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01:03:46,080 --> 01:03:51,880
Speaker 3: heart prayer all right? And I damn sure. I can't

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Speaker 3: abbreviate because hell, I can't spell, so you ain't gonna

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Speaker 3: know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 10: Would you rather marry the hottest person alive? Or would

1223
01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:03,600
Speaker 10: you rather marry the smartest person alive?

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Speaker 7: You know?

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Speaker 10: Provided if you're not, If you're not, yeah, I'm married already,

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Speaker 10: you said hottest.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're the hottest hot about you sitting up educating me.

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01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:16,880
Speaker 2: I'm already know a little bit.

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Speaker 3: I need you to be fine, skip that super fine

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01:04:20,880 --> 01:04:24,200
Speaker 3: to hear with you degrees. Yeah, I'm sitting up here

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01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:26,240
Speaker 3: all this talking all afternoon. I'm I want to hear

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Speaker 3: all that I can have fine and stupid all day

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01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:32,280
Speaker 3: long at well, yeah, I don't walk your fine dumb

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Speaker 3: man's about here. A couple more times.

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Speaker 11: I've had.

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Speaker 3: Your brilliant as always talking.

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01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:46,440
Speaker 2: You know, see you've metaphorically you're not correcting your hypotheties.

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Speaker 11: I'm smart.

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, call me and you ain't fine, no law,

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01:04:55,160 --> 01:05:00,240
Speaker 2: give me that dumb finance deal. Let's hey, baby, listen

1241
01:05:00,240 --> 01:05:01,160
Speaker 2: to me when we get in here.

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Speaker 3: Don't talk.

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Speaker 1: That's today's round.

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01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:10,920
Speaker 3: Tell everybody you got the mumps.

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01:05:12,720 --> 01:05:15,520
Speaker 10: Coming up in forty nine minutes after our last break

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Speaker 10: of the day, and we'll close out the show with

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Speaker 10: some closing.

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Speaker 11: Remarks from the one and only Steve Harvey.

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Speaker 4: Right after this.

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Speaker 11: You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show