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Speaker 1: It's the segment that's giving back to the community with

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Speaker 1: an event.

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Speaker 2: For all ages called the obg y n Family Fun Fest.

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Speaker 1: Okay, they grease you up when you arrive, then have

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Speaker 1: the kids run through two large flaps of the giant

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Speaker 1: inflatable bouncy canal, and then at the very end, every

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Speaker 1: child six and under gets a free pair of birthing tongs.

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Speaker 1: And you didn't think Laser Stories was doing anything for

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Speaker 1: the people, You'd be wrong.

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Speaker 3: Those are helpful when you barbecue as well.

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Speaker 1: That's right, it's Laser Stories, the segment where we read

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Speaker 1: weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone else does,

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Speaker 1: except we've got a laser Yeah, and those other Keegel

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Speaker 1: cowards just first Laser Stories out of the Big Apple.

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Speaker 1: A new art installation called The Portal opened in New

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Speaker 1: York last week.

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Speaker 3: That's interesting you call it that after your It's.

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Speaker 1: A different than the own e g y N Family

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Speaker 1: Fun I'm gonna show my host a picture of it

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Speaker 1: right now, so cool, so you can see it on

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Speaker 1: our instant stories Afroke and Jeffrey. It does look pretty cool.

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Speaker 2: It's amazing.

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Speaker 1: Each portal shows a live feed of the other city.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a huge, like circular cement thing with

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Speaker 3: a video screen in the middle.

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Speaker 2: Yea, or like a portal if you will. Ye, you've

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Speaker 2: ever seen a portal, That's what it looks like.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes they look like black holes as well, Jess.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you're all just like waving at each other,

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Speaker 1: but it's so crazy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Less than a weekend, though, they had to temporarily shut

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Speaker 1: it down after too many people on both sides were

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Speaker 1: flashing and mooning each other.

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Speaker 2: I just said happy hugs, but you didn't say wave

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Speaker 2: with one. Yes, this is why we can't have nice things.

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Speaker 1: Folks have also been giving each other the finger, blinding

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Speaker 1: on the portal and holding up inappropriate photo.

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Speaker 2: Hey, nobody got tempting.

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Speaker 1: Dublin turned theirs off this week so designers could add

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Speaker 1: tech that filters out images on your phone if you

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Speaker 1: hold it up. It was also supposed to be running

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Speaker 1: twenty four to seven, but sounds like they might start

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Speaker 1: turning it off at night.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's probably a good choice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, nothing happens at like three am.

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Speaker 3: You sound like my grandmother.

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Speaker 1: As of right now, the portal is back up and running,

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Speaker 1: with security.

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Speaker 2: Standing close by.

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Speaker 1: The artists behind it. Are hoping to add more of

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Speaker 1: them to other cities around the world soon.

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Speaker 3: So it was supposed to be a look at kindness,

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Speaker 3: and it kind of was more a look at where

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Speaker 3: we're at, kind of look.

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Speaker 2: At society full the waist.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of Saskatoon, Canada. Cool

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Speaker 1: An eighteen year old named Mason Prima was in the

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Speaker 1: drive through line at McDonald's minding his own business.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: As his vehicle inched around the order screen, he pulled

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Speaker 1: out his phone to open the McDonald's app.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and that's when the cops showed up.

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Speaker 1: By unfortune for Mason, he happened to be in line

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Speaker 1: right in front of a motorcycle cop. So the officer

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Speaker 1: to get the free meal on his McDonald's Appeah.

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Speaker 2: He thought that would be the end of it, but

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Speaker 1: Mason was given a five hundred and eighty dollars ticket

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Angry, Mason told the officer that he needed the app

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Speaker 1: to complete his order and it's the first thing McDonald's

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Speaker 3: Get there and he's not driving, He's like, it's like

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Speaker 2: That's what he told the cop.

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Speaker 1: That his foot wasn't on the gas or to break

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Speaker 1: Mason said he will definitely be parking first from now

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Speaker 1: on because that was the most expensive McDonald's meal he

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Speaker 3: Some Way, how on a motorcycle are you going to

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Speaker 3: How are you gonna eat it in the car? You're

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Speaker 2: He's the one we should give a ticket to.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, next laser stories out of Food News. Every now

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Speaker 1: and then a fast food join in fringes in another

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Speaker 2: It's like gang Wars. You can't do that.

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Speaker 1: It's like back in the eighties when McDonald's briefly added

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Speaker 1: fare any better because Pizza Hut has just announced that

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Speaker 1: they're adding burgers. Come on, they're called cheeseburger melts. Brooke,

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Speaker 1: I'm showing you a picture. How would you describe what

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Speaker 2: Describe?

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Speaker 3: Well, it looks like a.

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Speaker 2: But like a very unhealthy look.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but we're not going to Pizza Hut for health.

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Speaker 2: Jeff, get out of here with that business. Pizza Hut

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Speaker 1: Parmesan thin crusted melt which is folded and loaded with

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Speaker 1: beef apple with smoked bacon, onions, ozzarella, and cheddar.

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Speaker 1: They're embracing the fact that they don't come with a

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Speaker 1: traditional bun, saying quote, goodbye the soggy burger bun deliveries. Okay,

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Speaker 1: hello grease mom. It also comes with quote the world's

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Speaker 1: best burger dipping sauce on the side, which starts at

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Speaker 1: six dollars and ninety nine cents sauces.

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Speaker 2: No, the whole thing. Yeah, like, where's inflation?

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Speaker 1: Let's go to your next laser story. Out of the

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Speaker 1: update of the polls, two thousand Americans were asked which

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Speaker 2: Interesting game now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Surprisingly The Rock did not come in at number one.

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Speaker 3: Though here yeah he's fallen man.

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Speaker 1: Here's the top ten list that they came out with

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Speaker 1: numbers ten through eight, where a basically three way tie

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Speaker 2: I mean I thought he's going to be more fun

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Speaker 3: Can you imagine a shirtless president?

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Speaker 2: Just oh yeah, the time we still have.

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Speaker 1: The tie on. Number six, America would love to see

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Speaker 1: Oprah run for president. Number five George Clooney. Ten percent

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Speaker 1: of people, which shockingly were all women over fifty, love

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Speaker 3: See I would vote his wife in before him.

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Speaker 2: She's a smart one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Number four Clint Eastwood.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I can't get that.

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Speaker 3: We need someone older running.

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Speaker 1: He's still around by the time this segmentaries. Number three

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Speaker 1: Tom Hanks.

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Speaker 3: I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Come on, just Tom Hanks with his little typewriter.

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Speaker 2: He loves that typewriter.

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Speaker 1: I'm already making my sign for the convention. Run Forrest run.

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Speaker 1: Number two is Dwayne the Rock Johnson thirteen. They could

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Speaker 1: smell what the Rock is cooking for president. But America's

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Speaker 1: number one choice for the celebrity they want to see

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Speaker 1: run for the presidency is Denzel Washington.

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Speaker 3: Why he's so sexy, he'd be like sexiest.

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Speaker 2: President, sexier than the current president. Good luck.

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Speaker 3: And he seems like he's got it together. Why why No,

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Speaker 3: Like he talks and you're like.

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Speaker 2: Oh, what does I guess heveryone listens.

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Speaker 1: Whopping fifteen percent said yes to Denzel. But I do

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Speaker 1: think we have to finish up by telling everyone who

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Speaker 1: got honorable mention, who's a Oh, okay, mister slow and

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Speaker 1: steady wins the race?

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Speaker 2: Super slow, super stiff. Okay, that's what we need in

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Speaker 2: the Oval office. That's how Mean Blazer Stories has come

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Speaker 2: to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

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Speaker 2: same time on Monday.