Speaker 1: Kabbooms.
Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes
Speaker 2: a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants
Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He
Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the
Speaker 2: rich pill poppers in the penthouse.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.
Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in.
Speaker 1: The air everingwhere The Fifth Hour with Me, Big Ben
Speaker 1: and Danny g Radio Happy Saturday, the end of the
Speaker 1: road for the month of August. Danny, you were not
Speaker 1: with us yesterday, but you were back today to celebrate
Speaker 1: National Trail Mix Day. The thirty first of August is
Speaker 1: National Trail Mix Day.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: I want to go on the record right now. I
Speaker 1: like trail mix. The thing that I hate about trail
Speaker 1: mix is the amount of raisins. I don't need my
Speaker 1: trail mix to have raisins. I hate that they throw
Speaker 1: the raisins in the trail mix. I feel like that's
Speaker 1: the filler. You know how certain food dishes they put
Speaker 1: the filler in there, Like you get a brito and
Speaker 1: they put a lot of rice in there. And there's
Speaker 1: not a lot of meat in the trail mix game.
Speaker 1: I believe the raisin is the filler.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't have a problem with the raisin. I
Speaker 3: think where some of our parents went really wrong with
Speaker 3: trail mix. They would get the stuff that had carib
Speaker 3: chips in it instead of chocolate chips.
Speaker 1: That's not good either. But no to me the trail
Speaker 1: mix because I've eaten a lot over the years and
Speaker 1: I feel like it's mostly raisins. I will stand on
Speaker 1: that mountain. I will die on the mountain that the
Speaker 1: trail mix and the raisin should not go together as
Speaker 1: much as they do. And I believe that big trail
Speaker 1: mix Danny is trying to screw us over. That's my position.
Speaker 1: And why do they need a day to celebrate trail mix?
Speaker 1: By the way, I mean, my god, Target a lot
Speaker 1: of good trail mix at Target. Don't go to Target
Speaker 1: very often, but they have all kinds of their generic
Speaker 1: brand trail mix and giant things of trail mix. Not
Speaker 1: bad now, and it's easy to make to them. He's
Speaker 1: get the peanuts, some m and ms, whatever whatever you
Speaker 1: want to throw in there. No reasons for me. So
Speaker 1: on this podcast, we've got the community service parking lot, pimpin' Yahoo,
Speaker 1: the wedding singer, and we might even have some foony fun.
Speaker 1: I didn't get to foody fund yesterday, so we'll see
Speaker 1: what we have time to get to. But we'll begin
Speaker 1: with this now. Yesterday we told you about the TV show,
Speaker 1: which is still airing today, and please watch it if
Speaker 1: you can. It's going to be on local cable and
Speaker 1: nationally on Peacock and that does help us out, and
Speaker 1: we thank you and send some photos if you take
Speaker 1: some photos of you watching, I'd love to see where
Speaker 1: you're watching the show. But last week was the calm
Speaker 1: before the storm, so we had the big announcement, much fanfairy,
Speaker 1: and I was very excited to hear a lot of love,
Speaker 1: people very kind. I don't handle that very well. People
Speaker 1: very nice, sending me nice emails. I got text messages
Speaker 1: and people, some of them I haven't heard from him
Speaker 1: in years. Many of them probably wanted me to hire them.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't have that ability. Anyway, it was
Speaker 1: it was very cool and many of the fans of
Speaker 1: the show, the p ones you who listen to this podcast,
Speaker 1: so I think, so I want to I want to
Speaker 1: go behind the microphone. That's what we do. We take
Speaker 1: you behind the microphones on this podcast never before told stories,
Speaker 1: and this one I think you'll get a kick out
Speaker 1: of because you'd think that the TV show News would
Speaker 1: have led to a wild hearty hoot nanny style, right,
Speaker 1: just a whole massive event, just like the line hookers
Speaker 1: and cocaine right. And in my head, the announcement that
Speaker 1: they picked up the TV show was like winning the
Speaker 1: super Bowl. I was like, this is like the winning
Speaker 1: of the super Bowl. I mean, come on, and then
Speaker 1: you cutter commercial and so you remember this, Dan. I
Speaker 1: don't think they have this commercial on anymore. But for years,
Speaker 1: like in the cartoon bubble, in my head, it's like,
Speaker 1: hey Ben Maler, you've just won the super Bowl or
Speaker 1: some national TV show on NBC. What are you going
Speaker 1: to do next? And then you excitedly announced I'm going
Speaker 1: to Disneyland, right like that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, you were going to sit on top of
Speaker 3: a parade.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So in this case, it's a little parallel in
Speaker 1: the multiverse. It's a parallel dimension. It's a hey Ben Maler,
Speaker 1: You've just gotten a TV show that's gonna be on
Speaker 1: national TV on peacock. What are you going to do next?
Speaker 1: I Am going to the snack Fiesta? Why? Yeah, so
Speaker 1: let me paint the picture for so. My wife, God
Speaker 1: bless her, decided that we needed to give back to
Speaker 1: the community, that we don't do enough for the community,
Speaker 1: and this was an opera tunity to do something on
Speaker 1: one of I have a day and a half off
Speaker 1: from work, So a day and a half off from
Speaker 1: work other than this podcast. So, uh, she said, you
Speaker 1: know what, I signed this up. We're going to volunteer
Speaker 1: at the local high school football game the snack bar.
Speaker 1: We're doing the snack bar. Now there munchies for one night,
Speaker 1: one night only. I got to live my my dream
Speaker 1: Danny as a line cook, something I've always wanted to do,
Speaker 1: and now I can say I have done it. I
Speaker 1: have new appreciation for the men and women that work
Speaker 1: in the culinary industry, and we have many that have
Speaker 1: listened to the show and called into the show over
Speaker 1: the years.
Speaker 4: My God, did you prepare the nachos? Well, let me explain. So,
Speaker 4: so how did this go down? So we, uh, we
Speaker 4: show up to the stadium, get there a couple hours
Speaker 4: before the game, and then we have the we have
Speaker 4: the roll call, because any good restaurant, Danny, you go
Speaker 4: there and they an hour before the restaurant opens, they
Speaker 4: tell you what you're doing.
Speaker 1: And so they assigned the roles. Now, my wife was
Speaker 1: the cashier. She was the cashier. She was the one
Speaker 1: taking the orders there, so she was at the front,
Speaker 1: front line, having to deal with the public. My job.
Speaker 1: You got it right, Danny. I was the authentic nacho daddy.
Speaker 1: I was the authentic nacho daddy. They put me. They
Speaker 1: put some gloves on me. They didn't even have like
Speaker 1: a robe thing, you know, what's that thing that you
Speaker 1: cover yourself so you don't get food all over you.
Speaker 1: They didn't even have that. But I had the gloves on.
Speaker 1: They had plastic gloves on and a hairnet. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't have any hair, so I don't worry about that.
Speaker 1: So so I had the gloves and they explained what
Speaker 1: I needed to do and all that. And for the
Speaker 1: rest of the night, I was slinging chips nacho cheese
Speaker 1: for the hoy POLOI And these were five dollars, nachos
Speaker 1: five dollar for five bucks, you get a giant like
Speaker 1: pape cup thing of like a plate bowl whatever, It's
Speaker 1: like a bowl handful of chips, giant handful of chips
Speaker 1: mixed with a humongous scoop of ooey, gooey goodness, cheesy goodness,
Speaker 1: chef's kiss. So at first, just to paint the full picture.
Speaker 1: So Danny, I'm the nacho guy, I'm like, well, this
Speaker 1: is kind of cool. This will be a good story
Speaker 1: for the podcast anytime now because of this effing podcast.
Speaker 1: Anytime I do anything on the weekends and I don't
Speaker 1: want to do it, my walk will be well, it's
Speaker 1: good for the podcast.
Speaker 3: You get that, Danny, I've heard Yes, I've heard that
Speaker 3: line too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you need it for the Pudgast. So I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, you know, screw me, screw my life, so whatever,
Speaker 1: And so I'm there. I'm like at first, I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is slow, this is easy. And then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden it's on like Donkey Kong, and there are
Speaker 1: people lined up as far as I can see. It's
Speaker 1: a small it's a high school football game. There's a
Speaker 1: few thousand people, like every one of them wanted and
Speaker 1: their uncle wanted nachos, and so I had. The way
Speaker 1: it worked is I had two giant tubs of the
Speaker 1: Uigui Delicious chocolate, not chocolate nacho cheese, but that would
Speaker 1: be weird if it was chocolate cheese. I had endless
Speaker 1: bags of chips, and at first I was fine, as
Speaker 1: I said, it wasn't that busy. And then as the
Speaker 1: night went on, right around halftime and then the second half,
Speaker 1: and the woman who showed me what to do, she said,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, just after halftime slowed down because we really
Speaker 1: don't sell that many nachos after halftime. So really halftime
Speaker 1: is going to be prime time and then after that
Speaker 1: things will slow down. Nothing to worry about. So I thought, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm out of the woods at half time, but it
Speaker 1: felt like I was in that scene. I'm gonna date myself.
Speaker 1: But there's an iconic scene in television, the I Love
Speaker 1: Lucy Chocolate scene. You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: You have the conveyor belt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's overwhelmed with the conveyor belt and
Speaker 1: the chocolates. And so I said, I might have bitten
Speaker 1: off a little more than I could chew because I
Speaker 1: was just it was nuts and in the battle against
Speaker 1: the conveyor belt of Neon orange cheese and hand to
Speaker 1: God Danny. By the end of the night, it did
Speaker 1: not even slow down. Until the end of the game.
Speaker 1: We ran out of chips. My night was done. We
Speaker 1: ran out of chips. We had like a mountain of
Speaker 1: chips and we went through all them. And so by
Speaker 1: the end of the night, I had cheese all over
Speaker 1: my glasses. My face had had a layer of neon
Speaker 1: orange cheese on it. I'm like, oh, my god. And
Speaker 1: I just went home. I laid on the couch and
Speaker 1: I passed out. And that was my night. That was
Speaker 1: That was my community service right there. And what a night,
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 3: So when the NFL season kicks off Thursday evening, are
Speaker 3: you going to be eating nachos? Uh?
Speaker 1: No, I'm good. I've met my nacho quota. I think
Speaker 1: I'll be okay for at least a few months. No nachos,
Speaker 1: No nachos for me. And and then afterwards I went home.
Speaker 1: I did not go into the parking lot. And I
Speaker 1: certainly wasn't parking a lot pimping. I was not doing
Speaker 1: that at all. Come on, Pippin, get your tims off.
Speaker 3: Me and Covino and Rich we filled in for Colin
Speaker 3: Cowherd this past week. On Tuesday and Wednesday. My move,
Speaker 3: Ben it was a veteran move. Instead of sit in
Speaker 3: that primetime morning traffic from seven to eight am, which
Speaker 3: you know is karma geddon in Los Angeles, I learned
Speaker 3: my lesson the last time our show filled in on
Speaker 3: that time slot. My move was I woke up at
Speaker 3: six am, got on the road at six point thirty,
Speaker 3: got to our studios at seven in the morning, instead
Speaker 3: of lollygagging like Rich Davis did. And then it was
Speaker 3: funny because Rich called me and he was like, how
Speaker 3: about this traffic? Huh h, what a mess? And I said, dude,
Speaker 3: I'm already sitting in the blue kitchen at the white
Speaker 3: table right now.
Speaker 1: Say sorry, sucker.
Speaker 3: He's like, dang it, I should have did that too.
Speaker 3: I'm in the blue kitchen, as I say, I'm sitting
Speaker 3: there at this so we have that big white round
Speaker 3: table there. I think we're the only show at FSR
Speaker 3: that actually uses that table. I'm looking at stories and
Speaker 3: topics for the day, and then I remember, damn it,
Speaker 3: I left my headphones in my car, so I take
Speaker 3: my badge, I run out, go back to the elevators,
Speaker 3: go up to the seventh floor, that's where I was
Speaker 3: parked seventh floor. They have jacked up our parking garage
Speaker 3: doing a deal with Keys, which is a dealership in
Speaker 3: southern California. Now, bend the shift you're on. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: don't have to go far up the garage because you
Speaker 3: can park right next to where we broadcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we at night. Other than the hot yoga
Speaker 1: people that that leave when I get there, they're walking out.
Speaker 1: There's a few of those people. But yeah, usually the
Speaker 1: first couple levels, I usually what I'll do is I'll
Speaker 1: go and I'll try to find like George Norri's car
Speaker 1: and park next to that, because I'll feel like I'm
Speaker 1: on coast next to George's car. But yeah, it's it's
Speaker 1: we don't have to worry about going. I did not
Speaker 1: realize they had gotten rid of many how many levels
Speaker 1: of parking are just cars.
Speaker 3: It's now eight seven, rolling all the way down to
Speaker 3: six almost with all these brand new cars. They made
Speaker 3: a deal with our building to park their inventory in
Speaker 3: our parking garage. The move that people do when they
Speaker 3: get to our building early, they get these prime corner
Speaker 3: spots on each floor. That's where nobody else can park
Speaker 3: to the right of you. And because you have this
Speaker 3: prime real estate, the person who parks on the other
Speaker 3: side of you is far away. You're guaranteed almost that
Speaker 3: nobody's gonna door ding you. Yeah, I have to go
Speaker 3: all the way up to the seventh to find the
Speaker 3: very last corner spot.
Speaker 1: So paint the picture. Are these cars just sitting out
Speaker 1: there in the open? Are they covered? Do they have
Speaker 1: wraps on them or they just.
Speaker 3: Had You would think that they would do something to
Speaker 3: cover these cars, but no, most of them have a
Speaker 3: thin layer of dust or dirt because they are literally
Speaker 3: sitting there for weeks and weeks and weeks until somebody
Speaker 3: from the car dealership comes over for one of the
Speaker 3: specific models that somebody's trying to buy.
Speaker 1: Now, let me point out, I don't want to say
Speaker 1: that our building is not safe. I don't want to
Speaker 1: say that. I don't want to be rude. There's some
Speaker 1: good people that work at our building. However, the things
Speaker 1: I have seen, and I work at night, you're working
Speaker 1: during the day. Maybe it's different during the day, but
Speaker 1: the people I see at night could still do a
Speaker 1: lot of damage there. I've I've seen guys cruise into
Speaker 1: that garage. I told the story a couple of weeks back.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I told it on the podcaster
Speaker 1: or the radio show, but I'm there at night. I
Speaker 1: park my car, and out of my peripheral vision, I
Speaker 1: see this this guy kind of look like a gangster
Speaker 1: guy had Maybe he just likes tattoos on his neck
Speaker 1: and his face, so I don't know, maybe he does.
Speaker 1: But he comes cruising in. I don't want to stereotype,
Speaker 1: but he comes cruising in and he's got like this bag,
Speaker 1: and it looked like I could see one of the
Speaker 1: devices in the back because he would open it up,
Speaker 1: and I don't know, I just looked like he was
Speaker 1: up to no good. And he came speeding past me
Speaker 1: to go up to the higher levels in the parking garage.
Speaker 1: Maybe he wanted to get a Kia, I don't know.
Speaker 1: But so then I went to the security desk and
Speaker 1: there was no security guard. The guy was. I didn't
Speaker 1: even know where the guy was. I have no idea.
Speaker 3: So I hope I didn't just broadcast on a big
Speaker 3: time podcast where to come get a brand new.
Speaker 1: Car biding Kiya for free?
Speaker 3: Well, look there's also Nissans up there. Really. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe I shouldn't have shared that either. But I get
Speaker 3: up the elevator. As I'm walking past the new cars
Speaker 3: to the prime corner spot where I was parked, I
Speaker 3: see a guy inside one of the cars. Oh MEI
Speaker 3: I have seen a dealership guy there only one other
Speaker 3: time in the past. This has been going on for
Speaker 3: years now that they keep inventory on our floors. There
Speaker 3: just not disvan any cars. Ben. As I get to
Speaker 3: my car, the brand new Nissan, which still has the
Speaker 3: wraps on the door handle. That's the only thing wrapped
Speaker 3: on these cars, by the way, It's got like that
Speaker 3: blue tinted rap on the door handles. Sure this dude
Speaker 3: is in the car with a female.
Speaker 1: Really, he's breaking in the car.
Speaker 3: They are going at it. They are full on making
Speaker 3: out inside this Nissan.
Speaker 1: Wow, so you're getting a show.
Speaker 3: I only looked because I thought maybe a car was
Speaker 3: being stolen.
Speaker 1: Virginity of the inside of the car is being stolen.
Speaker 1: You could argue.
Speaker 3: The girl was kind of on the bigger side. BBW,
Speaker 3: I got you, okay, bizzo. Ben, He saw me open
Speaker 3: my car door and they both froze awkwardly.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I probably figured at that time of the
Speaker 1: morning in that, you know, seventh floor, the parking garage.
Speaker 1: No one's gonna be here, nothing to worry about.
Speaker 3: I quickly get my headphones, lock my car, and I
Speaker 3: do the I do the speed walk away, And I
Speaker 3: wonder what is going on in Los Angeles, California that
Speaker 3: people are this chalked up this early in the morning,
Speaker 3: Because if you remember that day I filled in for
Speaker 3: the Dan Patrick Show, there was that guy picking up
Speaker 3: on that girl across the street from his gas station.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I remember you talking about that story. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: sending people, you know, they're out enjoying themselves.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he was cheating on somebody, or
Speaker 3: why the secrecy or why they needed to go do
Speaker 3: this in a car parked in our parking garage. Oh,
Speaker 3: I have somewhere we can go. Yeah, hey baby, I
Speaker 3: got dealership keys.
Speaker 1: You want to be in the blue Kiya or the
Speaker 1: red Kia? How about the green Kiya?
Speaker 3: Hey baby, let's go rogue in one of my nissans.
Speaker 1: My name man h Man. All right, Well, turning the
Speaker 1: page on that, I did want to mention this. Now
Speaker 1: I'm gonna the story I'm about to tell. I am
Speaker 1: not telling this story to try to get any pats
Speaker 1: on the back. I'm telling the story because it was
Speaker 1: one of the more frustrating experiences that I had this week,
Speaker 1: and I wanted to share it with you and get
Speaker 1: your perspective. Danny. So, there's a guy that's been calling
Speaker 1: me for many, many years on the Overnight Show, and
Speaker 1: I generally like his call. I think he means well,
Speaker 1: but he is very annoying because every call is pretty
Speaker 1: much the same, and if I tell you his trademark line,
Speaker 1: you're going to immediately know who it is. It starts
Speaker 1: out with man, I love you in any it's a
Speaker 1: sports take, and then says can you find me a home?
Speaker 1: That's usually how the calls go, and I'm referring to
Speaker 1: the god forsaken weed Man hippie. So weed Man has
Speaker 1: been calling a lot when he's not in jail, when
Speaker 1: he's not in handcuffs in Miami for just being homeless
Speaker 1: and getting arrested for it. So he's he's disillusioned. He's like, hey,
Speaker 1: I got I got to get a place to stay.
Speaker 1: And he's begging people on the air, and he's been
Speaker 1: doing this for a while and it just got to
Speaker 1: the point where was like, so annoying. I'm like, I
Speaker 1: got this is. So we had this guy, Joey the
Speaker 1: Bellman who lives in Wisconsin, very nice man, big fan
Speaker 1: of the show, seems like a super cool guy. Never
Speaker 1: met him, but seems like a cool guy. So he
Speaker 1: actually offered weed Man Hippie a place to stay to
Speaker 1: kind of get him back on his feet, get him
Speaker 1: squared away and all that, and weed Man, this is
Speaker 1: this is part of the frustration. Weed Man is like, well,
Speaker 1: you know it's not good enough. It's up, it's up,
Speaker 1: and I think it was like Sarahsoda or something like that,
Speaker 1: and it's not ready right now. So he's like, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to do it. And I'm like, this guy's
Speaker 1: offered you a place to stay for you know, you're homeless.
Speaker 1: What are you what are you doing? So then I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: you know what I got. I gotta put an end
Speaker 1: to this. So we went on Craigslist and there were
Speaker 1: all these rooms you could rent, not apartments, but rooms
Speaker 1: you could rent for four or five hundred bucks something
Speaker 1: like that. So he said, the government pays him like
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars a month and he's got to use
Speaker 1: that to eat whatever. So he says, I got like
Speaker 1: five hundred bucks a month I can spend on on
Speaker 1: an apartment or a room. So I'm like tell him,
Speaker 1: I said, just go on. I don't know what craigslist is.
Speaker 1: He has no idea, right, So one night after the show,
Speaker 1: I call him up. I have his number. I call
Speaker 1: him up. After the show. The numbers changed the millions
Speaker 1: every time these Obama phones. He goes to jail, he
Speaker 1: comes out of jail, he's got to get a new number.
Speaker 1: So he's had like fifteen numbers. So he gets I
Speaker 1: call him up and I'm like, hey, listen. I explained
Speaker 1: to him what Craigslist is, and I showed I was
Speaker 1: describing Danny. All right, there's a room here. It's you know,
Speaker 1: it's like four or fifty five hundred dollars. I forget
Speaker 1: exactly what it was, but it was in his price
Speaker 1: range for per month. And he said, okay, great, give
Speaker 1: me the number. I said, it's the Internet. There's no number. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is not nineteen eighty nine. This is the Internet.
Speaker 1: There's an ad. You click on the ad, you email
Speaker 1: the person, They email you back. So I don't have email,
Speaker 1: So how do you not have email? It's twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: You've had email. So I had email, but I know
Speaker 1: my number, change whatever. You give me this whole story.
Speaker 1: I went to jail. I don't have email, I don't
Speaker 1: have AD. I don't remember the past where I have.
Speaker 1: It's not like fine, okay. So I went on Yahoo
Speaker 1: and set up an email address for weed Man Hippie
Speaker 1: like he's my father or something like that. You know,
Speaker 1: he's a technofobe. So I go on there and I
Speaker 1: go through the whole thing. All right, what's your birthday?
Speaker 1: Give me your new Obama phone number?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 1: Okay, And then he's like, well, I don't know what
Speaker 1: to call it. So I came up with the name
Speaker 1: for the email. And then I'm like, what password are
Speaker 1: you gonna remember? I don't know, I might not remember anything.
Speaker 1: So we came up with a password.
Speaker 3: Dude, in the same week, you were a food line
Speaker 3: worker and a social worker.
Speaker 1: I know exactly. So I set the freaking email up.
Speaker 1: I probably should have just said the real F word there,
Speaker 1: but podcast does well in the Bible Belt. So I
Speaker 1: set the whole thing up. Fine, whatever, and then I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna log off. Here's where you go.
Speaker 1: You go to Yahoo upper right hand corner, click the
Speaker 1: mail thing boom, type the username, type the password, We're
Speaker 1: good to go. The ad you need to click on
Speaker 1: just click on that. Email them say you want the
Speaker 1: room done. So I told him so, I'll call back
Speaker 1: in five or ten minutes. So I hang up. I
Speaker 1: call back five, five, ten minutes later, and the voice
Speaker 1: I hear is a down cast, dispirited, discouraged, disenchanted. I'm
Speaker 1: the words I can, weed Man, I can't figure it out.
Speaker 1: I can't. I don't know where to click. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what to put in.
Speaker 1: I mean, oh.
Speaker 3: My god, Danny, it's like you have an autistic child.
Speaker 1: No good deed goes unpunished. No, it was so frustrating.
Speaker 1: I'm like, it seemed in my head it was so simple.
Speaker 1: I didn't think there would be any turbulence. And I know,
Speaker 1: weed Man's older than me and I guys, they're super
Speaker 1: fans of the show, a little older. I get it,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, this is simple. He is on his
Speaker 1: Obama phone all the time. It's the simple. It's free email.
Speaker 1: You just clicked the button, you type your used. It's
Speaker 1: not difficult, this is not demanding, and it was so laborous.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, anyway, it did turn out eventually.
Speaker 1: It took him about a day. I can only imagine
Speaker 1: what must have been going on. He was trying to
Speaker 1: find the teacher's manual, but eventually he figured it out.
Speaker 1: But it was the degree of difficulty for a simple
Speaker 1: email just absolutely insane. So I wanted to share, share
Speaker 1: that little story and man a lot. I think we
Speaker 1: have some other stuff to get to, but I think
Speaker 1: we should save it for tomorrow's podcasts and we have
Speaker 1: time to get to it.
Speaker 3: To my way, I know we have the mail bag. Also, Oh,
Speaker 3: it's a perfect way to go out. You don't get
Speaker 3: to be a humanitarian every week.
Speaker 1: I don't want that as my I like my reputation
Speaker 1: being an asshole. I don't want people to think nice
Speaker 1: things for people because it's going to ruin my rap.
Speaker 1: And I have street cred, Danny, and I don't want
Speaker 1: my street cred.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Benny Blanco, Yeah, I mean people think of me
Speaker 3: as a gangster wrong.
Speaker 1: And if people start thinking, wait a minute, this guy's
Speaker 1: out there and he's not the gangster. He's out there helping.
Speaker 1: I don't want that. I don't want to be known
Speaker 1: as the person that helps people. I don't anyway. All Right,
Speaker 1: so it's Saturday. We got college football all day, all day,
Speaker 1: pretty much. Good card today in college football? Anything going
Speaker 1: on with you, Danny today?
Speaker 3: No, it's gonna be a clean up the house, watch
Speaker 3: football sort of day. I'm excited for NFL, especially coming
Speaker 3: up on Thursday. Man, I can't believe that we're less
Speaker 3: than a week away from the new NFL season. Can't wait.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Benny Versus I know you'll be watching Benny
Speaker 1: Versus the Penny today. I know you wink not not.
Speaker 1: You got that inside the college football window you can
Speaker 1: thirty minute.
Speaker 3: Well, I watched last year when it was harder to find. So,
Speaker 3: and I have peacock.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 3: I got peacock for the Dan Patrick Show, So now
Speaker 3: it's also for your show.
Speaker 1: All right, And any anyone you know that has peacock,
Speaker 1: they don't. Well, I shouldn't say this because the people
Speaker 1: at NBC might be listening, but I say this about
Speaker 1: this podcast. Right just click it and you know, if
Speaker 1: you're listening, that's great to this podcast. But if not,
Speaker 1: as long as it's playing We're good, you know. And
Speaker 1: same thing with the TV show. I think if you're
Speaker 1: on Peacock and you just click to watch it, even
Speaker 1: if you walk out of the room to make a
Speaker 1: sandwich or get some popcorn, I think I think we
Speaker 1: get some credit. You know, you're going out to get
Speaker 1: that grilled corn and you know, roasted pepper or whatever
Speaker 1: whatever you do. So all right, have a wonderful rest
Speaker 1: of your Saturday. The last podcast we're doing for the
Speaker 1: month of August. We flip the calendar tomorrow into a
Speaker 1: brand spanking new month, but we'll talk to you then.
Speaker 1: Have a wonderful rest of your Saturday later.
Speaker 3: Skater Bopolation