WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: Nacho Nissan, Man! 0:00:00.720 --> 0:00:01.480 Kabbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.400 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:09.160 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:15.520 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.480 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:18.439 Wow. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:22.280 The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:29.480 The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in. 0:00:29.320 --> 0:00:36.120 The air everingwhere The Fifth Hour with Me, Big Ben 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:40.239 and Danny g Radio Happy Saturday, the end of the 0:00:40.320 --> 0:00:43.720 road for the month of August. Danny, you were not 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:47.400 with us yesterday, but you were back today to celebrate 0:00:47.560 --> 0:00:51.320 National Trail Mix Day. The thirty first of August is 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:52.440 National Trail Mix Day. 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:52.720 Now. 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:54.279 I want to go on the record right now. I 0:00:54.400 --> 0:00:56.520 like trail mix. The thing that I hate about trail 0:00:56.560 --> 0:01:01.080 mix is the amount of raisins. I don't need my 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:03.720 trail mix to have raisins. I hate that they throw 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:05.960 the raisins in the trail mix. I feel like that's 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:08.880 the filler. You know how certain food dishes they put 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:11.480 the filler in there, Like you get a brito and 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:13.000 they put a lot of rice in there. And there's 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:15.720 not a lot of meat in the trail mix game. 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:19.959 I believe the raisin is the filler. 0:01:20.880 --> 0:01:23.200 Yeah, I don't have a problem with the raisin. I 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:27.240 think where some of our parents went really wrong with 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:30.240 trail mix. They would get the stuff that had carib 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:32.680 chips in it instead of chocolate chips. 0:01:33.600 --> 0:01:37.360 That's not good either. But no to me the trail 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:40.360 mix because I've eaten a lot over the years and 0:01:40.600 --> 0:01:45.319 I feel like it's mostly raisins. I will stand on 0:01:45.360 --> 0:01:48.200 that mountain. I will die on the mountain that the 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:51.520 trail mix and the raisin should not go together as 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:55.200 much as they do. And I believe that big trail 0:01:55.280 --> 0:01:59.240 mix Danny is trying to screw us over. That's my position. 0:01:59.840 --> 0:02:02.960 And why do they need a day to celebrate trail mix? 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:07.280 By the way, I mean, my god, Target a lot 0:02:07.320 --> 0:02:09.480 of good trail mix at Target. Don't go to Target 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:11.720 very often, but they have all kinds of their generic 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:15.360 brand trail mix and giant things of trail mix. Not 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:18.079 bad now, and it's easy to make to them. He's 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:20.720 get the peanuts, some m and ms, whatever whatever you 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:22.800 want to throw in there. No reasons for me. So 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:29.400 on this podcast, we've got the community service parking lot, pimpin' Yahoo, 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:33.960 the wedding singer, and we might even have some foony fun. 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:35.840 I didn't get to foody fund yesterday, so we'll see 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:38.120 what we have time to get to. But we'll begin 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:40.239 with this now. Yesterday we told you about the TV show, 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:42.800 which is still airing today, and please watch it if 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:45.200 you can. It's going to be on local cable and 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:49.080 nationally on Peacock and that does help us out, and 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:51.400 we thank you and send some photos if you take 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:54.160 some photos of you watching, I'd love to see where 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:58.400 you're watching the show. But last week was the calm 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:03.960 before the storm, so we had the big announcement, much fanfairy, 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:05.480 and I was very excited to hear a lot of love, 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:09.200 people very kind. I don't handle that very well. People 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:11.800 very nice, sending me nice emails. I got text messages 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:13.720 and people, some of them I haven't heard from him 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:16.320 in years. Many of them probably wanted me to hire them. 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:19.400 I don't. I don't have that ability. Anyway, it was 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:21.160 it was very cool and many of the fans of 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:23.960 the show, the p ones you who listen to this podcast, 0:03:24.360 --> 0:03:26.640 so I think, so I want to I want to 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:28.840 go behind the microphone. That's what we do. We take 0:03:28.840 --> 0:03:33.519 you behind the microphones on this podcast never before told stories, 0:03:33.560 --> 0:03:36.520 and this one I think you'll get a kick out 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:43.160 of because you'd think that the TV show News would 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:48.800 have led to a wild hearty hoot nanny style, right, 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:53.520 just a whole massive event, just like the line hookers 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:58.360 and cocaine right. And in my head, the announcement that 0:03:58.400 --> 0:04:00.480 they picked up the TV show was like winning the 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:02.120 super Bowl. I was like, this is like the winning 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:04.160 of the super Bowl. I mean, come on, and then 0:04:04.200 --> 0:04:08.040 you cutter commercial and so you remember this, Dan. I 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:11.480 don't think they have this commercial on anymore. But for years, 0:04:12.680 --> 0:04:14.640 like in the cartoon bubble, in my head, it's like, 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:18.560 hey Ben Maler, you've just won the super Bowl or 0:04:18.560 --> 0:04:21.719 some national TV show on NBC. What are you going 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:25.320 to do next? And then you excitedly announced I'm going 0:04:25.400 --> 0:04:27.400 to Disneyland, right like that? 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:30.279 Yeah, yeah, you were going to sit on top of 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:30.880 a parade. 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:34.599 Yeah. So in this case, it's a little parallel in 0:04:34.640 --> 0:04:37.760 the multiverse. It's a parallel dimension. It's a hey Ben Maler, 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:40.080 You've just gotten a TV show that's gonna be on 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:44.000 national TV on peacock. What are you going to do next? 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:49.880 I Am going to the snack Fiesta? Why? Yeah, so 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:53.200 let me paint the picture for so. My wife, God 0:04:53.240 --> 0:04:56.200 bless her, decided that we needed to give back to 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:59.160 the community, that we don't do enough for the community, 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:01.960 and this was an opera tunity to do something on 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:03.440 one of I have a day and a half off 0:05:03.480 --> 0:05:04.920 from work, So a day and a half off from 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:09.039 work other than this podcast. So, uh, she said, you 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:11.640 know what, I signed this up. We're going to volunteer 0:05:11.680 --> 0:05:14.240 at the local high school football game the snack bar. 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:19.280 We're doing the snack bar. Now there munchies for one night, 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:22.919 one night only. I got to live my my dream 0:05:23.040 --> 0:05:26.960 Danny as a line cook, something I've always wanted to do, 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:28.960 and now I can say I have done it. I 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:33.520 have new appreciation for the men and women that work 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:35.919 in the culinary industry, and we have many that have 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:37.600 listened to the show and called into the show over 0:05:37.600 --> 0:05:37.960 the years. 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:43.640 My God, did you prepare the nachos? Well, let me explain. So, 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:47.159 so how did this go down? So we, uh, we 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:50.680 show up to the stadium, get there a couple hours 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:52.320 before the game, and then we have the we have 0:05:52.360 --> 0:05:56.000 the roll call, because any good restaurant, Danny, you go 0:05:56.080 --> 0:05:58.720 there and they an hour before the restaurant opens, they 0:05:58.720 --> 0:05:59.520 tell you what you're doing. 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:02.680 And so they assigned the roles. Now, my wife was 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:05.320 the cashier. She was the cashier. She was the one 0:06:05.320 --> 0:06:08.320 taking the orders there, so she was at the front, 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:12.320 front line, having to deal with the public. My job. 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:17.920 You got it right, Danny. I was the authentic nacho daddy. 0:06:18.720 --> 0:06:24.200 I was the authentic nacho daddy. They put me. They 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:27.400 put some gloves on me. They didn't even have like 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:29.480 a robe thing, you know, what's that thing that you 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:32.360 cover yourself so you don't get food all over you. 0:06:32.400 --> 0:06:34.480 They didn't even have that. But I had the gloves on. 0:06:34.520 --> 0:06:38.880 They had plastic gloves on and a hairnet. Well, I 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:40.480 don't have any hair, so I don't worry about that. 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:44.600 So so I had the gloves and they explained what 0:06:44.640 --> 0:06:47.360 I needed to do and all that. And for the 0:06:47.400 --> 0:06:51.600 rest of the night, I was slinging chips nacho cheese 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:55.839 for the hoy POLOI And these were five dollars, nachos 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:59.279 five dollar for five bucks, you get a giant like 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:03.760 pape cup thing of like a plate bowl whatever, It's 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:06.800 like a bowl handful of chips, giant handful of chips 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:12.560 mixed with a humongous scoop of ooey, gooey goodness, cheesy goodness, 0:07:13.480 --> 0:07:17.440 chef's kiss. So at first, just to paint the full picture. 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:19.800 So Danny, I'm the nacho guy, I'm like, well, this 0:07:19.880 --> 0:07:21.200 is kind of cool. This will be a good story 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:24.880 for the podcast anytime now because of this effing podcast. 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:27.800 Anytime I do anything on the weekends and I don't 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:29.200 want to do it, my walk will be well, it's 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:30.120 good for the podcast. 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:33.800 You get that, Danny, I've heard Yes, I've heard that 0:07:33.880 --> 0:07:34.440 line too. 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:37.520 Yeah, you need it for the Pudgast. So I'm like, oh, 0:07:37.600 --> 0:07:40.440 you know, you know, screw me, screw my life, so whatever, 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:44.239 And so I'm there. I'm like at first, I'm like, Okay, 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:48.160 this is slow, this is easy. And then all of 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:52.200 a sudden it's on like Donkey Kong, and there are 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:55.600 people lined up as far as I can see. It's 0:07:55.600 --> 0:07:58.840 a small it's a high school football game. There's a 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:01.320 few thousand people, like every one of them wanted and 0:08:01.360 --> 0:08:04.480 their uncle wanted nachos, and so I had. The way 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:06.840 it worked is I had two giant tubs of the 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:10.920 Uigui Delicious chocolate, not chocolate nacho cheese, but that would 0:08:10.960 --> 0:08:13.160 be weird if it was chocolate cheese. I had endless 0:08:13.200 --> 0:08:17.960 bags of chips, and at first I was fine, as 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:19.440 I said, it wasn't that busy. And then as the 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:22.520 night went on, right around halftime and then the second half, 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:25.400 and the woman who showed me what to do, she said, 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:29.320 oh yeah, just after halftime slowed down because we really 0:08:29.320 --> 0:08:32.120 don't sell that many nachos after halftime. So really halftime 0:08:32.200 --> 0:08:33.760 is going to be prime time and then after that 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:36.080 things will slow down. Nothing to worry about. So I thought, okay, 0:08:36.080 --> 0:08:38.720 I'm out of the woods at half time, but it 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:41.480 felt like I was in that scene. I'm gonna date myself. 0:08:41.480 --> 0:08:44.640 But there's an iconic scene in television, the I Love 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:46.880 Lucy Chocolate scene. You know what I'm talking about. 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:48.280 You have the conveyor belt. 0:08:48.360 --> 0:08:52.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's overwhelmed with the conveyor belt and 0:08:52.240 --> 0:08:55.680 the chocolates. And so I said, I might have bitten 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:58.000 off a little more than I could chew because I 0:08:58.080 --> 0:09:01.120 was just it was nuts and in the battle against 0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:05.560 the conveyor belt of Neon orange cheese and hand to 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:07.160 God Danny. By the end of the night, it did 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:09.040 not even slow down. Until the end of the game. 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:12.080 We ran out of chips. My night was done. We 0:09:12.200 --> 0:09:15.400 ran out of chips. We had like a mountain of 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:17.520 chips and we went through all them. And so by 0:09:17.520 --> 0:09:19.760 the end of the night, I had cheese all over 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:24.000 my glasses. My face had had a layer of neon 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:27.400 orange cheese on it. I'm like, oh, my god. And 0:09:27.480 --> 0:09:29.240 I just went home. I laid on the couch and 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:32.400 I passed out. And that was my night. That was 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:37.319 That was my community service right there. And what a night, 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:38.280 my god. 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:42.040 So when the NFL season kicks off Thursday evening, are 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:44.079 you going to be eating nachos? Uh? 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:48.160 No, I'm good. I've met my nacho quota. I think 0:09:48.200 --> 0:09:51.800 I'll be okay for at least a few months. No nachos, 0:09:52.559 --> 0:09:56.480 No nachos for me. And and then afterwards I went home. 0:09:56.520 --> 0:09:58.280 I did not go into the parking lot. And I 0:09:58.320 --> 0:10:00.959 certainly wasn't parking a lot pimping. I was not doing 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:04.559 that at all. Come on, Pippin, get your tims off. 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:08.960 Me and Covino and Rich we filled in for Colin 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:14.000 Cowherd this past week. On Tuesday and Wednesday. My move, 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:17.200 Ben it was a veteran move. Instead of sit in 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:21.520 that primetime morning traffic from seven to eight am, which 0:10:21.520 --> 0:10:25.760 you know is karma geddon in Los Angeles, I learned 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:27.960 my lesson the last time our show filled in on 0:10:28.000 --> 0:10:30.959 that time slot. My move was I woke up at 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:33.880 six am, got on the road at six point thirty, 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:37.760 got to our studios at seven in the morning, instead 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:41.440 of lollygagging like Rich Davis did. And then it was 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:43.320 funny because Rich called me and he was like, how 0:10:43.320 --> 0:10:47.000 about this traffic? Huh h, what a mess? And I said, dude, 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:49.120 I'm already sitting in the blue kitchen at the white 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:50.000 table right now. 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:51.360 Say sorry, sucker. 0:10:52.000 --> 0:10:53.840 He's like, dang it, I should have did that too. 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:56.520 I'm in the blue kitchen, as I say, I'm sitting 0:10:56.520 --> 0:10:58.800 there at this so we have that big white round 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:03.160 table there. I think we're the only show at FSR 0:11:03.240 --> 0:11:06.679 that actually uses that table. I'm looking at stories and 0:11:06.720 --> 0:11:09.840 topics for the day, and then I remember, damn it, 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:13.560 I left my headphones in my car, so I take 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:17.120 my badge, I run out, go back to the elevators, 0:11:17.160 --> 0:11:19.120 go up to the seventh floor, that's where I was 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:23.800 parked seventh floor. They have jacked up our parking garage 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:27.920 doing a deal with Keys, which is a dealership in 0:11:28.000 --> 0:11:32.240 southern California. Now, bend the shift you're on. Yeah, you 0:11:32.320 --> 0:11:35.240 don't have to go far up the garage because you 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:38.359 can park right next to where we broadcast. 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:42.640 Yeah, yeah, we at night. Other than the hot yoga 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:46.760 people that that leave when I get there, they're walking out. 0:11:46.800 --> 0:11:48.760 There's a few of those people. But yeah, usually the 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:52.800 first couple levels, I usually what I'll do is I'll 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:54.480 go and I'll try to find like George Norri's car 0:11:54.480 --> 0:11:56.000 and park next to that, because I'll feel like I'm 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:59.520 on coast next to George's car. But yeah, it's it's 0:11:59.720 --> 0:12:01.160 we don't have to worry about going. I did not 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:03.960 realize they had gotten rid of many how many levels 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:05.760 of parking are just cars. 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:09.840 It's now eight seven, rolling all the way down to 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:13.720 six almost with all these brand new cars. They made 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:17.480 a deal with our building to park their inventory in 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:21.280 our parking garage. The move that people do when they 0:12:21.360 --> 0:12:24.960 get to our building early, they get these prime corner 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:29.000 spots on each floor. That's where nobody else can park 0:12:29.040 --> 0:12:31.880 to the right of you. And because you have this 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:35.000 prime real estate, the person who parks on the other 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:37.959 side of you is far away. You're guaranteed almost that 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:41.679 nobody's gonna door ding you. Yeah, I have to go 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:43.760 all the way up to the seventh to find the 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:45.360 very last corner spot. 0:12:45.800 --> 0:12:48.640 So paint the picture. Are these cars just sitting out 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:50.679 there in the open? Are they covered? Do they have 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:52.000 wraps on them or they just. 0:12:52.080 --> 0:12:55.000 Had You would think that they would do something to 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:58.480 cover these cars, but no, most of them have a 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:02.720 thin layer of dust or dirt because they are literally 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:06.160 sitting there for weeks and weeks and weeks until somebody 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:09.160 from the car dealership comes over for one of the 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:12.600 specific models that somebody's trying to buy. 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:14.679 Now, let me point out, I don't want to say 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:16.800 that our building is not safe. I don't want to 0:13:16.800 --> 0:13:18.920 say that. I don't want to be rude. There's some 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:22.560 good people that work at our building. However, the things 0:13:22.640 --> 0:13:25.200 I have seen, and I work at night, you're working 0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:27.000 during the day. Maybe it's different during the day, but 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:28.800 the people I see at night could still do a 0:13:28.800 --> 0:13:31.840 lot of damage there. I've I've seen guys cruise into 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:34.040 that garage. I told the story a couple of weeks back. 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:35.840 I don't know if I told it on the podcaster 0:13:35.920 --> 0:13:38.480 or the radio show, but I'm there at night. I 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:41.760 park my car, and out of my peripheral vision, I 0:13:41.800 --> 0:13:44.360 see this this guy kind of look like a gangster 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:46.760 guy had Maybe he just likes tattoos on his neck 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:48.200 and his face, so I don't know, maybe he does. 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:51.800 But he comes cruising in. I don't want to stereotype, 0:13:51.880 --> 0:13:55.280 but he comes cruising in and he's got like this bag, 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:57.560 and it looked like I could see one of the 0:13:57.760 --> 0:14:00.160 devices in the back because he would open it up, 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:03.360 and I don't know, I just looked like he was 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:06.000 up to no good. And he came speeding past me 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:08.680 to go up to the higher levels in the parking garage. 0:14:09.200 --> 0:14:11.160 Maybe he wanted to get a Kia, I don't know. 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:14.400 But so then I went to the security desk and 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:16.120 there was no security guard. The guy was. I didn't 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:17.840 even know where the guy was. I have no idea. 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:21.280 So I hope I didn't just broadcast on a big 0:14:21.360 --> 0:14:23.920 time podcast where to come get a brand new. 0:14:23.800 --> 0:14:26.280 Car biding Kiya for free? 0:14:27.720 --> 0:14:32.320 Well, look there's also Nissans up there. Really. Oh yeah, 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:35.560 maybe I shouldn't have shared that either. But I get 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:38.840 up the elevator. As I'm walking past the new cars 0:14:38.880 --> 0:14:42.680 to the prime corner spot where I was parked, I 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:47.080 see a guy inside one of the cars. Oh MEI 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:50.520 I have seen a dealership guy there only one other 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:53.080 time in the past. This has been going on for 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:56.720 years now that they keep inventory on our floors. There 0:14:56.840 --> 0:15:01.240 just not disvan any cars. Ben. As I get to 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:05.280 my car, the brand new Nissan, which still has the 0:15:05.320 --> 0:15:07.640 wraps on the door handle. That's the only thing wrapped 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:09.960 on these cars, by the way, It's got like that 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:14.600 blue tinted rap on the door handles. Sure this dude 0:15:14.720 --> 0:15:17.600 is in the car with a female. 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:20.240 Really, he's breaking in the car. 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:23.840 They are going at it. They are full on making 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:25.800 out inside this Nissan. 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:27.480 Wow, so you're getting a show. 0:15:28.200 --> 0:15:30.840 I only looked because I thought maybe a car was 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:31.640 being stolen. 0:15:32.480 --> 0:15:35.080 Virginity of the inside of the car is being stolen. 0:15:35.160 --> 0:15:36.360 You could argue. 0:15:38.720 --> 0:15:42.560 The girl was kind of on the bigger side. BBW, 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:48.640 I got you, okay, bizzo. Ben, He saw me open 0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:52.160 my car door and they both froze awkwardly. 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:55.400 Oh man, I probably figured at that time of the 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:58.560 morning in that, you know, seventh floor, the parking garage. 0:15:58.560 --> 0:16:01.120 No one's gonna be here, nothing to worry about. 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:06.320 I quickly get my headphones, lock my car, and I 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:10.560 do the I do the speed walk away, And I 0:16:10.680 --> 0:16:14.920 wonder what is going on in Los Angeles, California that 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:19.400 people are this chalked up this early in the morning, 0:16:19.440 --> 0:16:22.360 Because if you remember that day I filled in for 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:25.640 the Dan Patrick Show, there was that guy picking up 0:16:25.680 --> 0:16:28.600 on that girl across the street from his gas station. 0:16:29.600 --> 0:16:32.680 Yes, yeah, I remember you talking about that story. Well, yeah, 0:16:32.760 --> 0:16:35.840 sending people, you know, they're out enjoying themselves. 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:38.600 I don't know if he was cheating on somebody, or 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:40.840 why the secrecy or why they needed to go do 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:43.680 this in a car parked in our parking garage. Oh, 0:16:43.800 --> 0:16:47.640 I have somewhere we can go. Yeah, hey baby, I 0:16:47.680 --> 0:16:48.880 got dealership keys. 0:16:49.240 --> 0:16:50.400 You want to be in the blue Kiya or the 0:16:50.400 --> 0:16:52.000 red Kia? How about the green Kiya? 0:16:52.120 --> 0:16:57.640 Hey baby, let's go rogue in one of my nissans. 0:16:58.680 --> 0:17:02.520 My name man h Man. All right, Well, turning the 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:04.400 page on that, I did want to mention this. Now 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:06.399 I'm gonna the story I'm about to tell. I am 0:17:06.400 --> 0:17:08.600 not telling this story to try to get any pats 0:17:08.640 --> 0:17:11.760 on the back. I'm telling the story because it was 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:15.840 one of the more frustrating experiences that I had this week, 0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:20.280 and I wanted to share it with you and get 0:17:20.280 --> 0:17:23.479 your perspective. Danny. So, there's a guy that's been calling 0:17:23.520 --> 0:17:27.280 me for many, many years on the Overnight Show, and 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:32.600 I generally like his call. I think he means well, 0:17:33.400 --> 0:17:38.800 but he is very annoying because every call is pretty 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:42.680 much the same, and if I tell you his trademark line, 0:17:42.720 --> 0:17:46.120 you're going to immediately know who it is. It starts 0:17:46.119 --> 0:17:52.080 out with man, I love you in any it's a 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:56.679 sports take, and then says can you find me a home? 0:17:57.760 --> 0:18:00.560 That's usually how the calls go, and I'm referring to 0:18:02.240 --> 0:18:05.760 the god forsaken weed Man hippie. So weed Man has 0:18:05.800 --> 0:18:07.800 been calling a lot when he's not in jail, when 0:18:07.800 --> 0:18:12.080 he's not in handcuffs in Miami for just being homeless 0:18:12.480 --> 0:18:17.440 and getting arrested for it. So he's he's disillusioned. He's like, hey, 0:18:17.480 --> 0:18:20.359 I got I got to get a place to stay. 0:18:20.520 --> 0:18:22.639 And he's begging people on the air, and he's been 0:18:22.680 --> 0:18:25.520 doing this for a while and it just got to 0:18:25.560 --> 0:18:27.280 the point where was like, so annoying. I'm like, I 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:29.639 got this is. So we had this guy, Joey the 0:18:29.680 --> 0:18:34.920 Bellman who lives in Wisconsin, very nice man, big fan 0:18:34.960 --> 0:18:38.280 of the show, seems like a super cool guy. Never 0:18:38.320 --> 0:18:41.280 met him, but seems like a cool guy. So he 0:18:41.680 --> 0:18:45.040 actually offered weed Man Hippie a place to stay to 0:18:45.119 --> 0:18:47.280 kind of get him back on his feet, get him 0:18:47.520 --> 0:18:52.080 squared away and all that, and weed Man, this is 0:18:52.160 --> 0:18:55.720 this is part of the frustration. Weed Man is like, well, 0:18:55.800 --> 0:18:58.080 you know it's not good enough. It's up, it's up, 0:18:58.119 --> 0:19:00.280 and I think it was like Sarahsoda or something like that, 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:03.560 and it's not ready right now. So he's like, I'm 0:19:03.560 --> 0:19:07.040 not going to do it. And I'm like, this guy's 0:19:07.080 --> 0:19:10.440 offered you a place to stay for you know, you're homeless. 0:19:10.560 --> 0:19:13.800 What are you what are you doing? So then I'm like, okay, 0:19:13.960 --> 0:19:16.520 you know what I got. I gotta put an end 0:19:16.520 --> 0:19:20.280 to this. So we went on Craigslist and there were 0:19:20.280 --> 0:19:23.200 all these rooms you could rent, not apartments, but rooms 0:19:23.200 --> 0:19:25.720 you could rent for four or five hundred bucks something 0:19:25.720 --> 0:19:30.520 like that. So he said, the government pays him like 0:19:30.720 --> 0:19:33.560 five hundred dollars a month and he's got to use 0:19:33.560 --> 0:19:37.080 that to eat whatever. So he says, I got like 0:19:37.080 --> 0:19:40.320 five hundred bucks a month I can spend on on 0:19:40.359 --> 0:19:43.199 an apartment or a room. So I'm like tell him, 0:19:43.200 --> 0:19:45.399 I said, just go on. I don't know what craigslist is. 0:19:45.400 --> 0:19:48.919 He has no idea, right, So one night after the show, 0:19:49.640 --> 0:19:51.639 I call him up. I have his number. I call 0:19:51.720 --> 0:19:54.520 him up. After the show. The numbers changed the millions 0:19:54.600 --> 0:19:57.199 every time these Obama phones. He goes to jail, he 0:19:57.240 --> 0:19:59.159 comes out of jail, he's got to get a new number. 0:19:59.440 --> 0:20:02.520 So he's had like fifteen numbers. So he gets I 0:20:02.560 --> 0:20:06.400 call him up and I'm like, hey, listen. I explained 0:20:06.400 --> 0:20:09.439 to him what Craigslist is, and I showed I was 0:20:09.480 --> 0:20:13.879 describing Danny. All right, there's a room here. It's you know, 0:20:13.920 --> 0:20:16.399 it's like four or fifty five hundred dollars. I forget 0:20:16.400 --> 0:20:18.000 exactly what it was, but it was in his price 0:20:18.119 --> 0:20:23.320 range for per month. And he said, okay, great, give 0:20:23.359 --> 0:20:27.800 me the number. I said, it's the Internet. There's no number. Okay, 0:20:27.800 --> 0:20:31.919 this is not nineteen eighty nine. This is the Internet. 0:20:32.000 --> 0:20:34.280 There's an ad. You click on the ad, you email 0:20:34.320 --> 0:20:37.360 the person, They email you back. So I don't have email, 0:20:37.840 --> 0:20:40.720 So how do you not have email? It's twenty twenty four. 0:20:40.760 --> 0:20:43.639 You've had email. So I had email, but I know 0:20:43.720 --> 0:20:45.800 my number, change whatever. You give me this whole story. 0:20:45.800 --> 0:20:47.440 I went to jail. I don't have email, I don't 0:20:47.440 --> 0:20:49.119 have AD. I don't remember the past where I have. 0:20:50.400 --> 0:20:56.439 It's not like fine, okay. So I went on Yahoo 0:20:56.960 --> 0:21:01.240 and set up an email address for weed Man Hippie 0:21:01.600 --> 0:21:03.639 like he's my father or something like that. You know, 0:21:03.840 --> 0:21:07.800 he's a technofobe. So I go on there and I 0:21:08.320 --> 0:21:10.240