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Speaker 2: If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes

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Speaker 2: of the old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He

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Speaker 2: treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the

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Speaker 2: The Clearinghouse of Hot takes break free for something special.

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Speaker 2: The Fifth Hour with Ben Maller starts right now in.

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Speaker 1: The air everingwhere The Fifth Hour with Me, Big Ben

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Speaker 1: and Danny g Radio Happy Saturday, the end of the

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Speaker 1: road for the month of August. Danny, you were not

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Speaker 1: with us yesterday, but you were back today to celebrate

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Speaker 1: National Trail Mix Day. The thirty first of August is

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Speaker 1: National Trail Mix Day.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 1: I want to go on the record right now. I

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Speaker 1: like trail mix. The thing that I hate about trail

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Speaker 1: the raisins in the trail mix. I feel like that's

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Speaker 1: the filler. You know how certain food dishes they put

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Speaker 1: they put a lot of rice in there. And there's

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Speaker 1: not a lot of meat in the trail mix game.

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Speaker 1: I believe the raisin is the filler.

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Speaker 3: think where some of our parents went really wrong with

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Speaker 1: That's not good either. But no to me the trail

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's mostly raisins. I will stand on

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Speaker 1: trail mix and the raisin should not go together as

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Speaker 1: much as they do. And I believe that big trail

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Speaker 1: mix Danny is trying to screw us over. That's my position.

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Speaker 1: And why do they need a day to celebrate trail mix?

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Speaker 1: By the way, I mean, my god, Target a lot

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Speaker 1: very often, but they have all kinds of their generic

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Speaker 1: bad now, and it's easy to make to them. He's

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Speaker 1: get the peanuts, some m and ms, whatever whatever you

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Speaker 1: on this podcast, we've got the community service parking lot, pimpin' Yahoo,

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Speaker 1: the wedding singer, and we might even have some foony fun.

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Speaker 1: I didn't get to foody fund yesterday, so we'll see

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Speaker 1: what we have time to get to. But we'll begin

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Speaker 1: with this now. Yesterday we told you about the TV show,

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Speaker 1: which is still airing today, and please watch it if

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Speaker 1: you're watching the show. But last week was the calm

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Speaker 1: You've just gotten a TV show that's gonna be on

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Speaker 4: so how did this go down? So we, uh, we

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Speaker 3: You get that, Danny, I've heard Yes, I've heard that

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you need it for the Pudgast. So I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: And so I'm there. I'm like at first, I'm like, Okay,

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Speaker 3: Me and Covino and Rich we filled in for Colin

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Speaker 3: Cowherd this past week. On Tuesday and Wednesday. My move,

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Speaker 3: Ben it was a veteran move. Instead of sit in

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Speaker 3: that primetime morning traffic from seven to eight am, which

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Speaker 1: Say sorry, sucker.

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Speaker 1: There's an ad. You click on the ad, you email

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Speaker 1: No good deed goes unpunished. No, it was so frustrating.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, it seemed in my head it was so simple.

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Speaker 1: You just clicked the button, you type your used. It's

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Speaker 1: what must have been going on. He was trying to

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Speaker 1: But it was the degree of difficulty for a simple

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Speaker 1: email just absolutely insane. So I wanted to share, share

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Speaker 1: that little story and man a lot. I think we

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Speaker 1: we should save it for tomorrow's podcasts and we have

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Speaker 1: time to get to it.

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Speaker 3: To my way, I know we have the mail bag. Also, Oh,

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Speaker 3: it's a perfect way to go out. You don't get

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Speaker 3: to be a humanitarian every week.

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Speaker 1: I don't want that as my I like my reputation

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Speaker 1: being an asshole. I don't want people to think nice

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Speaker 1: things for people because it's going to ruin my rap.

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Speaker 1: And I have street cred, Danny, and I don't want

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Speaker 1: my street cred.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Benny Blanco, Yeah, I mean people think of me

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Speaker 1: And if people start thinking, wait a minute, this guy's

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Speaker 1: I don't want that. I don't want to be known

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Speaker 1: as the person that helps people. I don't anyway. All Right,

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Speaker 1: so it's Saturday. We got college football all day, all day,

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Speaker 1: pretty much. Good card today in college football? Anything going

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Speaker 1: on with you, Danny today?

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Speaker 3: No, it's gonna be a clean up the house, watch

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Speaker 3: football sort of day. I'm excited for NFL, especially coming

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Speaker 3: up on Thursday. Man, I can't believe that we're less

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Speaker 3: than a week away from the new NFL season. Can't wait.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and Benny Versus I know you'll be watching Benny

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Speaker 1: Versus the Penny today. I know you wink not not.

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Speaker 1: You got that inside the college football window you can

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Speaker 3: Well, I watched last year when it was harder to find. So,

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Speaker 3: and I have peacock.

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 3: I got peacock for the Dan Patrick Show, So now

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Speaker 3: it's also for your show.

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Speaker 1: All right, And any anyone you know that has peacock,

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Speaker 1: they don't. Well, I shouldn't say this because the people

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Speaker 1: at NBC might be listening, but I say this about

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Speaker 1: this podcast. Right just click it and you know, if

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Speaker 1: you're listening, that's great to this podcast. But if not,

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Speaker 1: as long as it's playing We're good, you know. And

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Speaker 1: same thing with the TV show. I think if you're

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Speaker 1: on Peacock and you just click to watch it, even

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Speaker 1: if you walk out of the room to make a

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Speaker 1: sandwich or get some popcorn, I think I think we

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Speaker 1: get some credit. You know, you're going out to get

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Speaker 1: that grilled corn and you know, roasted pepper or whatever

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Speaker 1: whatever you do. So all right, have a wonderful rest

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Speaker 1: of your Saturday. The last podcast we're doing for the

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Speaker 1: month of August. We flip the calendar tomorrow into a

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Speaker 1: brand spanking new month, but we'll talk to you then.

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Speaker 1: Have a wonderful rest of your Saturday later.

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Speaker 3: Skater Bopolation