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Speaker 2: Did you hear.

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Speaker 3: Thought?

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Speaker 2: I made myself perfectly clear. When you're a guest to me,

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Speaker 2: you gotta come to me empty, And I said, no,

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Speaker 2: guests your own presences presents enough did I already had

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Speaker 1: So how did you dare disurbey me?

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Speaker 3: Welcome to? Welcome to? My said no gifts. I'm trying

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Speaker 3: to break up the beginning of this. I always feel

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Speaker 3: almost like a robot at this point. Is there another

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Speaker 3: way to say, I'm Bridger Weininger, I don't know. Welcome to?

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Speaker 3: I said no gift. I'm Bridger Wineger. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Now you're confused. The listener is so disoriented, And that's fine.

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Speaker 3: We're in the backyard. We've had birds just flocking and screaming,

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Speaker 3: and really the big news is I'm on strike. Not

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Speaker 3: from the podcast industry. Podcast industry offers no protections to me,

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Speaker 3: but my writer's union is on strike, and so I'm

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Speaker 3: kind of just floating about doing whatever. Hopefully, by the

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Speaker 3: time this reaches you, we've reached some sort of agreement.

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Speaker 3: And if that's the case, great, Otherwise I'm going to

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Speaker 3: become more and more militant. I'm willing to become violent.

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Speaker 3: That's just a little update on my life. You had

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Speaker 3: to know it, and you can see I'm just falling apart.

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Speaker 3: We've got to get to the guests. We have to

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Speaker 3: save the podcast. I truly love today's guest. It's Fenn,

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Speaker 3: Lily Fenn, Welcome to I said no gifts.

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Speaker 1: This is so cool. Thanks for having me.

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Speaker 3: I'm so happy to have you. You're base. We've had

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Speaker 3: some people who play music on the side on the

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Speaker 3: Amy Man?

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Speaker 3: So oh please? Yeah, Amy Man. I think was the

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Speaker 1: Actually she gave you a mask, Yeah, she gave I

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Speaker 1: know everything about this podcast. It's actually making me kind

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm nervous because I love your music. Oh, you

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Speaker 3: Lovely, it's wonderful. Thanks. But that's you know, but it

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Speaker 3: the listener listening to music. Well, maybe they carve out

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Speaker 1: I don't listen to me. I didn't listen to music

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Speaker 3: I mean, God, bless the hips and depth of music. Totally. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: You can't blast at home.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to tell me about puzzles. Me and

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Speaker 1: Think it was two thousand, and they were quite small. Okay,

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Speaker 3: Is it a big box?

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Speaker 1: It was a huge box.

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Speaker 1: But it's helpful because then you know, like the parameters and.

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Speaker 3: But does that feel like cheating?

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Speaker 1: You'd think so, wouldn't you.

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Speaker 1: To me, I was just like, work smart, not harder.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. But we started about eleven PM and

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Speaker 3: I've never done it before. I don't. Do you think

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Speaker 1: What's she feeling from this? Because it's not.

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Speaker 3: How long is the microphone shoved up?

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Speaker 1: Sure they did. I'm sure they were, like, oh.

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Speaker 3: a dishwasher? I don't think so what.

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Speaker 3: Those should be dishwasher safe. How else are you cleaning

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Speaker 3: Yeah, why did that happen there?

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Speaker 1: Your hair exactly. This is why I'm wearing a hat

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Speaker 3: You're basically bald. I'm not under that hat, that's what you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like Bret Michaels when he's always wearing the bandanna,

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Speaker 3: There's nothing on top. Okay, well we have to look Ben.

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Speaker 3: You've listened to this podcast. You know what's happening here.

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Speaker 3: The podcast is called I said no gifts. You've admitted

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Speaker 3: So I'm just gonna say it sucks. It really sucks

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Speaker 3: for you to show up today. I was excited to

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Speaker 3: It doesn't happen. God bless the musicians, God bless anyone.

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Speaker 3: No one gets money anymore. I was excited to have

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Speaker 3: a gift. Mhm. It's kind of a it's basically in

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Speaker 3: the it's a shape of a.

442
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Speaker 1: Baby, the shape and size and texture of a baby.

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Speaker 3: It's swaddled. Yeah, uh, do you swaddle anything other than

444
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Speaker 3: a baby?

445
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:12,800
Speaker 1: Bury toes?

446
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:16,760
Speaker 3: So it's a very toe. Sorry, this is full of

447
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:21,639
Speaker 3: rice and beans. Just slop, absolutely slop. It's swaddled like

448
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:24,680
Speaker 3: a baby in kind of a sheet or something. Do

449
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Speaker 3: you want me to open it here on the podcast?

450
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Speaker 1: I would love you too.

451
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:50,080
Speaker 3: We're already saying so, I'm so it's unwrapping itself.

452
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Speaker 1: It's a giant.

453
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Speaker 3: It's a giant coke bottle. It's enormous. This is at

454
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Speaker 3: least eighteen inches. I just threw the sheet on the.

455
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Speaker 1: Ground that that was part of the gift.

456
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Speaker 3: I'm doing, and I'm addicted. Where did this? It's probably

457
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:04,760
Speaker 3: thirty it's like a yard.

458
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Speaker 1: Did you measure it on your body? Because I'm thinking

459
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Speaker 1: it might be from your hips to your shoulder.

460
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Speaker 3: It goes from Oh, I think I was perfectly right,

461
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,199
Speaker 3: like the Torso creepy that I knew that should you

462
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Speaker 3: could win a prize at the fair.

463
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Speaker 1: I got that at the fair guessing beans in a jar.

464
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's about a Torso sized bottle. Where did this

465
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Speaker 3: come from?

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Speaker 1: It came from a junk shop in LA I was

467
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Speaker 1: trying to find big things to a photo shoot and

468
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Speaker 1: I found.

469
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Speaker 3: That, Wow, this isn't How much did this cost you?

470
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Speaker 3: I'm not going to tell you to ask. I'm rude.

471
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Speaker 1: I think I was like twenty bucks.

472
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Speaker 3: It was twenty dollars. Yeah, that's expensive. I mean, is it?

473
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Speaker 1: That feels that's only four million streams on Spotify. I

474
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Speaker 1: could do it in a day.

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Speaker 3: You're underestimating it. It's probably twenty million. Yeah, it's a

476
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,639
Speaker 3: gorgeous bottle. So you went to a junk shop.

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Speaker 1: Well, I was on the hunt for big things, and

478
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,640
Speaker 1: if you type in big things in LA, it comes

479
00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:05,959
Speaker 1: up with a list of stuff that's happened historically in LA.

480
00:23:06,040 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 1: It's very hard to find big things in LA. So

481
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Speaker 1: I was kind of just trapesing around and I found

482
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Speaker 1: that I wanted in my photo shoot to be dwarfed,

483
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 1: of course, or dwarfed.

484
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Speaker 3: To look small. Dwarfed, I think it warved sounds a

485
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 3: little class here. This is not a trashy.

486
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Speaker 1: Podcast, primarily, sorry to bring the tone down. Yeah, I

487
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 1: was trying to find big stuff to make me look

488
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Speaker 1: smaller because my record's called Big Picture, and I thought

489
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Speaker 1: it would be funny if I looked small. And I

490
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Speaker 1: found that. But then I realized for the photo shoot

491
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Speaker 1: that we couldn't have branding.

492
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Speaker 3: Oh interesting, but I mean you heavily branded. I did,

493
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Speaker 3: but then it looked trash cool.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, so I thought I'll give it

495
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Speaker 1: to Bridgest.

496
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Speaker 3: So what other big things did you get?

497
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Speaker 1: I got a bowling ball that looked like an eyeball, oh,

498
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Speaker 1: which just cool. Well, so I got a huge pencil.

499
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Speaker 1: Do you know how much a big pencil costs?

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Speaker 3: Oh? I want it? So it was newer used used.

501
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,760
Speaker 3: I'm going to say that it's nine dollars so much

502
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 3: more shocked the expression on her face.

503
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Speaker 1: You haven't seen phantom threat. No, it's it's like two

504
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:19,440
Speaker 1: and a half grand to buy. I'm not joking. Wait,

505
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,119
Speaker 1: I'm not joking. I didn't buy it. I rented it.

506
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 1: But it was like three hundred dollars pencil a bit

507
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Speaker 1: taller than me, not even that big as well. Can

508
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Speaker 1: I tell you a small anecdote from my hunt for

509
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Speaker 1: big things?

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Speaker 3: Okay, but we're definitely marking down. We are coming. We

511
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 3: can come back to a cast of this pencil. Because

512
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:43,080
Speaker 3: I'm mystified inflation. I don't know what it's out of control. Okay,

513
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Speaker 3: go on.

514
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Speaker 1: So, yeah, I found this bottle first. This was the

515
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Speaker 1: first thing, and I thought that is I mean, how

516
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:50,400
Speaker 1: much bigger than a normal coke bottle? Is it maybe

517
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 1: like six times the height?

518
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Speaker 3: I would say that like size wise, it's probably like

519
00:24:56,480 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 3: three and a half coke bottles. Okay, but yeah, obviously gurfey,

520
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 3: it's a proportional. So it's much.

521
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,439
Speaker 1: It's big, It's like suitably big. So I took a

522
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Speaker 1: picture of it. And I found a man who who

523
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Speaker 1: rents out oversized props for stuff, and I went to

524
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Speaker 1: his warehouse and he's got all these big things, and

525
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:17,480
Speaker 1: I showed him the picture of the coke bottle, and

526
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Speaker 1: I was like, this is what I've got so far.

527
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: Do you have anything that kind of matches? And he

528
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 1: full body laughed and was like, you call that a

529
00:25:23,600 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 1: big coke bottle? This is a big coke bottle. And

530
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 1: he had one that was like as tall as your

531
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Speaker 1: little porch area.

532
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Speaker 3: Do you call this thing a goda? A roof on the.

533
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Speaker 1: Outside roof, it's a houseless roof.

534
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Speaker 3: Another thing I'm eventually going to fall through while trying

535
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Speaker 3: to clean off or something.

536
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Speaker 1: He was he was laughing at my big thing because

537
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,040
Speaker 1: his big things were bigger.

538
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Speaker 3: So this was like probably fifteen feet tall. Sure, yeah, wow?

539
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Speaker 3: What was it made out of glass? What? What is

540
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 3: he using this for? Oh?

541
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Speaker 1: This is the thing. I don't know, and I don't

542
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:58,840
Speaker 1: think he knows. He doesn't really have a clear client base.

543
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Speaker 1: He was clearly very excited to have me in the showroom.

544
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:04,200
Speaker 1: So I was confused why he was making me feel

545
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: bad about myself and my previous decisions. But he had

546
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Speaker 1: the big He had a big cray on, a big pencil.

547
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Speaker 1: He had a huge foot. So how long is a

548
00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 1: piece of string?

549
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 3: Of string can be any length was at the world.

550
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:26,680
Speaker 1: It was as big as this table.

551
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 3: Okay, so probably this and this episode six is dedicated

552
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Speaker 3: to the measuring freaks. Let's just put it out there,

553
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,600
Speaker 3: the estimators and the measurers. We are looking for you,

554
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 3: the fair ground freaks. This table's probably of seven feet long.

555
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 3: Six feet long, yeah, no, probably five and a half

556
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Speaker 3: feet long.

557
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,399
Speaker 1: You're using your own leg as measured.

558
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 3: And I've just revealed my height, which is so embarrassing.

559
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,160
Speaker 3: That's what kept me out of the NBA.

560
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 1: I'm three oversized coke bottles toil. But yeah, he was

561
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Speaker 1: a strange man.

562
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Speaker 3: And did he make the things?

563
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 1: No, he just collected them from.

564
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 3: Where movie sets.

565
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: Maybe it's also sweet because he he's like big in

566
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 1: the game of big things, but clearly has some kind

567
00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:13,719
Speaker 1: of point to prove and seems like a small man

568
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,439
Speaker 1: emotionally because he was he wanted to make me a

569
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 1: lady feel bad about my big bottle.

570
00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 3: Odd wow, job, and it was it a big warehouse.

571
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Speaker 1: It's surprisingly not for all the big things.

572
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 3: It was kind of just piled up. How much is

573
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 3: in charging for a huge crayon?

574
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Speaker 1: So much? It was like, yeah, three hundred bucks to

575
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: rent it for a day.

576
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 3: Whoa, yeah that is wild.

577
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 1: And then one and a half two grand to buy.

578
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:43,439
Speaker 3: So this photo shoot photo shoot, oooh interesting, that's a

579
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 3: new thing. Photo shoot ended up being what you had,

580
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,159
Speaker 3: the coke bottle, the pencil.

581
00:27:48,359 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 1: I had a huge vase with a huge flower in it. Oh,

582
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 1: I couldn't really afford many more things.

583
00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 3: Sounds like a very expensive shoot.

584
00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 1: But I'm on a label now.

585
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 3: You should have just that's true.

586
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,119
Speaker 1: But it just keep having to remind me that it

587
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 1: is my money.

588
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 3: Yeah, ultimately they're loaning you the money, right, Wow, No

589
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,000
Speaker 3: one makes any money anymore. Everybody just owes everyone money.

590
00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 3: It's an interesting world.

591
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 1: The world, isn't that the world itself like seven billion

592
00:28:15,520 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 1: zillion dollars in debt or something that probably is. And

593
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,880
Speaker 1: how can the world be in debt to who?

594
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 3: I just don't understand. And of course everyone's thought of

595
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 3: this before is shocked.

596
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 1: I am sorry. It's a three hundred trillion dollars.

597
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 3: That feels like a bargain. Actually, I mean for the

598
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 3: entire planet, what.

599
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 1: Even is a trillion? How many? How many zeros?

600
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:42,560
Speaker 3: A thousand billion billions? And when you put it in

601
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,560
Speaker 3: that way, doesn't sound like that much. You put it

602
00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 3: that way, I could do a fundraiser and get there.

603
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 3: M No, I feel like, why can't we all just say,

604
00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 3: let's give each other a break. We're no longer in

605
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 3: debt to the three hundred trillion is gone.

606
00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 1: How can that is.

607
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 3: The side of big money.

608
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: You're a banker, big bottles, big farmer, big money, big pencil. Now,

609
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 1: I just I was just about to get really deep

610
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 1: into that idea of the world owing itself money. But

611
00:29:13,600 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 1: then on my way back from I flew from Paris

612
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:19,479
Speaker 1: to New York the other day and I was tired,

613
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: and at the passport control station when you're internationally flying,

614
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 1: they make you wait for three hours to prove that

615
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 1: you're not trying to stay forever, especially in New York.

616
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 1: But I was like right at the front of the

617
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: two hour long queue, and I made a friend in

618
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 1: the queue just before I went through. It was kind

619
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: of like this feeling of elation, like finishing a marathon

620
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: or something where I was like, let's bond. It was

621
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 1: a it was like a French exchange student, and we

622
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: were talking about daylight savings kind of zero to one hundred,

623
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: and then I was I said, I started some stupid

624
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:02,959
Speaker 1: line of conversation like if we can make the days

625
00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 1: longer in the summer, why don't we just do it

626
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: all year round? And English wasn't his first language. He

627
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,040
Speaker 1: was already kind of stretching to anyway. Saw his face

628
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: kind of just drained of color. And then my name was.

629
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 3: Called, and you left this tired, confused man.

630
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 1: Probably straight back to Paris. It's like hate.

631
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:26,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean there are a lot of imaginary concepts

632
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 3: we're all just kind of hanging on to for whatever,

633
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 3: the same Santa Claus, those are the two CONTI yeah,

634
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 3: if we could just get rid of those, everything would

635
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:36,440
Speaker 3: be fine.

636
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 1: I agree.

637
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 3: Do you drink soda?

638
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: Yeah?

639
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 3: Like what soda are you drinking?

640
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 1: I like sprite, like a lemon, I like a citrus,

641
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 1: right drink.

642
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 3: My problem with a sprider is that I do not

643
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 3: I cannot detect a citrus anything in that.

644
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, I have beef with it because it's like lemon.

645
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,960
Speaker 1: And lime, right, tastes like neither.

646
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 3: They're almost the same flavors a different color. That's where

647
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 3: you know they're lying. Yeah, just from the very beginning,

648
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 3: it's lemonon lies. We're just we just choose to read

649
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:12,800
Speaker 3: it lime. The podcast is not political. We said it

650
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 3: in advance. We can't get into the ship.

651
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:15,360
Speaker 1: This is all off the record.

652
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,800
Speaker 3: I'll be edited out. No, Yeah, that's interesting. Lemon and

653
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,239
Speaker 3: lime are essentially this. Are they the same flavor as

654
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,680
Speaker 3: my big I prefer a lime?

655
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 1: Sure?

656
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 3: But then I think, is it just because it's a

657
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 3: more fun color.

658
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 1: It's just cuter as well, Right, it's a.

659
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 3: Little bit smaller, kind of stocky.

660
00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: The little cousin of the lemon. It's curvyd cousin of

661
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 1: the lemon.

662
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 3: Yes, lemon.

663
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: You drink? You seem like not a sweet food and

664
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:39,960
Speaker 1: drink person.

665
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 3: Well, I was raised Mormon, so I know everything.

666
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:44,720
Speaker 1: About you that you've ever shared publicly.

667
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 3: So for a long time I couldn't drink coffee. So

668
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 3: my caffeine source was, what are the rules?

669
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 1: What are the rules about consuming?

670
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sorry, no, it's I mean it's you

671
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 3: look like a.

672
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:57,959
Speaker 1: French boy that I made friends with suddenly just like

673
00:31:58,080 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 1: not wanting.

674
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,760
Speaker 3: To be here. Mormons can't drink coffee your tea?

675
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,720
Speaker 1: Why, I mean, God is.

676
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 3: That's essentially the rule. It's supposed to be some sort

677
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 3: of health code. But then you're allowed to drink as

678
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 3: much coke as you want, which is truly bad for you. Sure,

679
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 3: so for a long time that I drank like doctor

680
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 3: Pepper coke, you know, I was doing it. I was

681
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 3: in the soda game. I then switched to diet coke.

682
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 3: Now most of my caffeine comes from coffee, although I

683
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 3: say my evening caffeine comes from a diet coke.

684
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: Evening caffeine, yeah, because.

685
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:30,959
Speaker 3: If I need a little pick me up at night.

686
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 3: I camp too much.

687
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 1: About a club Marte. Oh what you don't have that here?

688
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 3: What is that?

689
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: Sorry, I've just been to Europe.

690
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:40,720
Speaker 3: We're about to learn everyone embrace yourself club Marte.

691
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: It's a I don't really know what it is. It's

692
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 1: like a soda with caffeine in it, and it tastes

693
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 1: like juice. Oh that sounds lovely, it's really nice.

694
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 3: What sort of juice?

695
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 1: It kind of tastes like what's the brown soda that

696
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,960
Speaker 1: you get? It starts with an m it's made from

697
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,840
Speaker 1: like a root. It tastes kind of like a root beer.

698
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 3: Oh, I guessing not. There's something called sassafrass. That's oh

699
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 3: tamarind tamarin?

700
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 1: Is that a thing?

701
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 3: Tamarind? I think is kind of a citrusy thing, right

702
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 3: or it's kind of just an ugly fruit that no

703
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 3: one wants.

704
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: It looks like a potato, but it's it's kind of.

705
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,120
Speaker 3: The least appealing fruit.

706
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,880
Speaker 1: If you ever have Where are you.

707
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 3: Getting this is? Does it come in a bottle or

708
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 3: do they mix it up?

709
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: Comes in a bottle? I guess they've mixed it before

710
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 1: it comes in a bottle like like like that, right,

711
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 1: you have to drink all of you will die?

712
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 3: I live, I think in this neighborhood is I'm just

713
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 3: gonna say it. Why not? I can lie. The world's

714
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 3: biggest soda shop Galco's Soda Pop Stop, I think is

715
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 3: what it's called.

716
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 1: You're saying biggest, like it's the biggest shop or they

717
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: sell the biggest version of drinks.

718
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 3: I think the biggest. Yeah, I don't think size wise.

719
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 3: I'm sure somebody else I don't care. But variety.

720
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: What's the weirdest one that you've tried.

721
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 3: Somebody on this podcast brought me cucumber. Cucumber. It was

722
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 3: really refreshing.

723
00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 1: Sound nice.

724
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 3: That's probably the weirdest soda I've had, at least as

725
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 3: far as my weak memory can tell me. What's the

726
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 3: weird soda you've had? M Kiwi kwee? That sounds nice.

727
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 1: It was nice. Do you guys have twisters here?

728
00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:14,760
Speaker 3: The lolly?

729
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 1: Like the nice ice cream twist? Twisters are like pineapple cream.

730
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't know why I'm doing it with

731
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 1: my hand. I'm trying to like shape, to know the

732
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: shape pineapple cream with lime and raspberry.

733
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 3: Oh, well, that sounds phenomenal.

734
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:32,799
Speaker 1: It's incredible. It's very good.

735
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 3: And it's kind of like in a DNA shape, kind

736
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 3: of a double heats. Yes for our science freaks.

737
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, the measuring freaks and science freaks. So the ki

738
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: we drink tasted kind of like the twister.

739
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:46,759
Speaker 3: Oh that sounds great, And where did you get that?

740
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:50,960
Speaker 3: Probably Europe, Europe they're doing it. I feel like the

741
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 3: other Europe and I feel like Japan goes big with flavors.

742
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 3: Sure they get well, I.

743
00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,919
Speaker 1: Think America does. When I moved here. Before I moved here,

744
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,919
Speaker 1: Fanta to me, was a two flavored drink.

745
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 3: What flavors were you getting?

746
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:05,120
Speaker 1: Cherry and orange?

747
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:06,040
Speaker 3: Oh?

748
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 1: Okay, now you've got apple, pineapple, strawberry. Disgusting too many?

749
00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,880
Speaker 3: They're all, I mean to me, they're all so sweet.

750
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:17,240
Speaker 1: It all taste the same.

751
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 3: Right at this point, it's just sugar with a different color.

752
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 3: It's kind of a lemon lime situation. Yeah, I guess

753
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,959
Speaker 3: if I was going to go for a Fanta, i'd

754
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:27,760
Speaker 3: choose orange.

755
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: I think classic. I like to go classic. Like, if

756
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear something for like an event, it's gonna

757
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 1: be black.

758
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:36,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're not gonna go all out.

759
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:41,480
Speaker 1: And yeah, I feel safe with the classic choices.

760
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,359
Speaker 3: Right.

761
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: Going back to our shared hair color, black is like.

762
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 3: It works kind of the only one, right. What colors

763
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 3: work for us?

764
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:50,000
Speaker 1: Black?

765
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:52,240
Speaker 3: White, white, green.

766
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:56,399
Speaker 1: I recently discovered that yellow is quite a good look

767
00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: on me.

768
00:35:56,760 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 3: I had this for years. For years, I avoided yellow. Yeah,

769
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 3: yellow looks great on a pale person.

770
00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,319
Speaker 1: Indeed, it's uh with blue eyes as well. I think

771
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:06,280
Speaker 1: it really works.

772
00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 3: Clicks clicks. What the colors that we kept pink and wearing? Actually,

773
00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:14,799
Speaker 3: this is like a ti dye situation. It says I'm

774
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 3: going straight to hell. I love this shirt.

775
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 1: My boyfriend got it for me. I don't usually wear

776
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:20,839
Speaker 1: tied eye all right.

777
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 3: Tight eye is a weird thing because it's now come back.

778
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 3: I think everyone is always like, none of us really

779
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,719
Speaker 3: likes this, but we're wearing it now.

780
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:32,279
Speaker 1: I grew up in a naked, barefoot family that went

781
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: to festivals and stuff, and as a result of that,

782
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 1: now I get kind of flashbacks to my hippie upbringing

783
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:41,839
Speaker 1: when I see tied eye.

784
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 3: Oh, of course I don't like it.

785
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:44,799
Speaker 1: I don't like it.

786
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,360
Speaker 3: I now own three different tight eyed pieces of clothing.

787
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,480
Speaker 3: Never thought it would happen to me.

788
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 1: Have you ever worn them all together like Seth Rogan mite?

789
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:55,320
Speaker 3: Oh, that might be interesting.

790
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 1: Wait, whom I think you of? No, it's not Seth Rogan.

791
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to picture Seth Rogan in layers.

792
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:03,000
Speaker 1: What's the guy that it starts the Jonah Hill? Yes?

793
00:37:03,160 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 3: Jonah Hill? Does he wear three T shirts? At our time?

794
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,160
Speaker 1: Oh? I didn't know all your pieces were T shirts.

795
00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 1: I was imagining like a sock shorts.

796
00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:16,240
Speaker 3: Oh no, I don't have. It's all tops, three tops

797
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 3: and nothing else, completely naked. Wrong, But I do have

798
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,920
Speaker 3: three shirts on. That would be my excuse everywhere.

799
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: It's enough.

800
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:27,360
Speaker 3: How much do you need from me?

801
00:37:29,480 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 1: So?

802
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:31,919
Speaker 3: Wait, are your parents musicians or what's the deal?

803
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: Very much? Not?

804
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 3: Why are they going to festivals?

805
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 1: Ah, they just wear hippies.

806
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:38,320
Speaker 3: Are hippies?

807
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 1: That was kind of our like summer holiday. Oh that

808
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 1: sounds great, it was fun. Were you going to like

809
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 1: music festivals or renaissance fair as well as happening?

810
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 3: No, we just were.

811
00:37:49,560 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 1: There's a festival in England called Buddha Field. Okay, my

812
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 1: parents are Buddhists. Oh wonderful, or as much Buddhists as

813
00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,479
Speaker 1: that was kind of their chosen religion. That's like more

814
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,759
Speaker 1: their vibe than anything else. Religions isn't so much of

815
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: a thing in the UK as it is here. Oh

816
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 1: God bless or not in the case maybe, yeah, So

817
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: we were just going to like hippie festivals and hanging out.

818
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: I just remember people. I keep seeing memes about like

819
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 1: unlocking a core memory. Do you know what I mean

820
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: by a core memory?

821
00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 3: Well, like some horrible hidden thing in your brain.

822
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: Right exactly, or like a really good thing that you

823
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 1: forgot kind of informed to the way that you are as

824
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:32,680
Speaker 1: a person.

825
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,720
Speaker 3: And how do you go about unlocking the core memory.

826
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 1: You don't. I think it just happens, and it just

827
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,879
Speaker 1: happened right now, so I have to share.

828
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:41,240
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't believe it's happening here. You know, live,

829
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,080
Speaker 3: we live, We're live.

830
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 1: All right. We were at a hippie festival. My parents

831
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: used to sell for context. I grew up on like

832
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 1: a small holding farm, so we would have sheep and

833
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,239
Speaker 1: cows and stuff like.

834
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 3: That picture chicken run exactly okay.

835
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: But we're not the chickens and they're not trying to

836
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 1: escape the.

837
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 3: Chicken pie.

838
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 1: No one's making bis no tweeties.

839
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 3: Stop picturing chicken and one. I'm sorry, please go on.

840
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 3: This is so annoying and I want to hear the

841
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 3: core memory's coming.

842
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: So we're at a festival. My parents are selling sheepskins

843
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 1: from their sheep. They have like a market stall on

844
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 1: the ground, making it seem very like, very kind of skanky.

845
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: It was much more pastoral than I'm making it sound.

846
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,400
Speaker 1: I'm lying in the sun with my mom. We're selling

847
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 1: sheep skins. I maybe eight, and there's a vegan lady

848
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: that comes out, oh boy, and she has a problem

849
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 1: with it, and my mum is trying to explain this

850
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: is a byproduct, right, and then the hippie vegan is

851
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,560
Speaker 1: like a byproduct of meat though, and my mom's like,

852
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 1: fair point, sure, sure, you're not going to ever be

853
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 1: happy with this, and that's just something that's going to

854
00:39:57,880 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 1: have to be agreed to disagree upon. And the vegan

855
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 1: lady walks away and we think that's the last that

856
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 1: we've seen of her. Ten minutes later, I'm lying down,

857
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 1: I have my eyes shut, I'm sunbathing, burning up, I'm

858
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:19,120
Speaker 1: flaking off. Suddenly, I'm just suddenly really wet, like there's

859
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: wet falling on me. And I look up and the

860
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 1: vegan lady is sloshing from a big metal can some

861
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 1: kind of liquid over the sheepskins Me and my mom.

862
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

863
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:37,680
Speaker 1: I grew up watching a lot of like action cartoon

864
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 1: creative ways to kill people cartoons, you know, like Itchy

865
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 1: and Scratches. So immediately I'm like, can angry vegan, this

866
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 1: is petrol and we're all gonna die. So I overreact.

867
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:54,640
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, eight nine, ten, maybe maximum.

868
00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 3: She sets fired off.

869
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking. I was like, she knows

870
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 1: no bounds. I don't know this woman. I so I

871
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: go into full protect my mum mode, leap up and

872
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:11,760
Speaker 1: body slam fully, like like, I can remember the feeling

873
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,799
Speaker 1: of the impact of kind of toppling her.

874
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 3: What side was a ten year old is body slamming her?

875
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:26,240
Speaker 1: Well, she's vegan, so she's slimmed, she's emaciated and furious.

876
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 1: And I'm bulky. I was a chubby ish kid, bulky, sunburnt,

877
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 1: ready to fucking.

878
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 3: Full of lamb.

879
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, full of byproducts. So yeah, I body slammed her. Wow,

880
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: I'm like hitting her because I actually do think that

881
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 1: she's going to set fire.

882
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 3: You had every reason to believe.

883
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what she's capable of, So I'm slamming her,

884
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:56,280
Speaker 1: smacking her and shouting at her, and then she's screaming.

885
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,479
Speaker 3: She's kind of weirdly silent, eily, she's already dead.

886
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, her time has come. So that's a cool memory.

887
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:09,439
Speaker 1: I don't know why I felt the need to mention it.

888
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:12,800
Speaker 3: Because it's myself in a great light. I mean, nobody

889
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:13,680
Speaker 3: comes out of that clean.

890
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 1: Sure, do you know what it turned out to be?

891
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: So it turned out to be vegetable oil. But she's

892
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:21,800
Speaker 1: stolen from a nearby cafe.

893
00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 3: So she could have lit you on fire. She goes flammable. Yeah,

894
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:29,040
Speaker 3: she's okay. So this woman is thief, yes, rude and

895
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 3: now able to be attacked by a ten year a week.

896
00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 3: She's got nothing going for. She's picking fights at the

897
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,800
Speaker 3: fair or festival.

898
00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: She was jucked out of the festival, but not for

899
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:44,800
Speaker 1: the for the vandalism, for the.

900
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 3: The Oh wow, interesting, So vandalism was cool at the best.

901
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: The vandalism's chill.

902
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 3: Nobody learned a lesson there, but.

903
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: I learned to fight. It's kind of my villain origin

904
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:57,720
Speaker 1: story found on my fists that day.

905
00:42:57,960 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 3: The vegan community has probably ejected her.

906
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,080
Speaker 1: Oh this is funny because now I'm a vegan, but

907
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:05,120
Speaker 1: not from the fact that I morally have any kind

908
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 1: of reason to be right. Just that meet and dairy

909
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: here messes me up. Oh right, right back at home,

910
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 1: I can eat whatever I like, interesting city cheese for

911
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 1: every meal, and I'm fine.

912
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:18,120
Speaker 3: What's happening here?

913
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:20,200
Speaker 1: Do you want to know? If sure, do you think

914
00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:22,560
Speaker 1: that it's safe to tell people what's really going on?

915
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:26,759
Speaker 3: I would love to hear. Finally, finally, so.

916
00:43:26,719 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: I recorded a I recorded the last record here in

917
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 1: May last year, and I hadn't really ever been for

918
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 1: an extended period of time in the States. I was

919
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 1: here for a couple of months, and two months in

920
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:42,000
Speaker 1: I realized I hadn't got my period, and I was

921
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 1: doing loads of tests and it wasn't telling me that

922
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 1: I was pregnant. But I was like, I this has

923
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: never happened before.

924
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:49,520
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

925
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: And then someone was like, have you tried cutting out

926
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 1: dairy because it's got kind of hormones in it, right,

927
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:56,920
Speaker 1: And I cut out dairy in a couple of days later.

928
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:58,839
Speaker 3: Period is horrifying.

929
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:03,200
Speaker 1: So that's scary. So from then I didn't eat dairy.

930
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 1: Wow for the hormones.

931
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:07,600
Speaker 3: Well, I'm gonna keep You have to have milk with

932
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 3: my cookies. What are we going to do? There's no

933
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 3: real like perfect substitute for with the cookie Yeah, oh yeah,

934
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:17,680
Speaker 3: there's nothing but tea.

935
00:44:17,719 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 1: I think oat milk and tea is creepy. Yeah, it

936
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 1: doesn't rice milk?

937
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:22,279
Speaker 3: Why all right?

938
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:23,280
Speaker 1: Pilk?

939
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 3: None of it quite works. And then there's the kind

940
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:31,240
Speaker 3: of original soy milk, which everyone kind of feels like everybody,

941
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 3: I feel bad for soy milk. It was out there

942
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 3: trying and then everyone's like, oh, we have other.

943
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 1: It was the Trailblazer. It's fine.

944
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess people still must drink it, but it's

945
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:46,479
Speaker 3: truly the last It's.

946
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:49,760
Speaker 1: The last thing on the shelf. I remember like COVID shopping.

947
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 3: And being like, Okay, I'll take the soy milk.

948
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 1: I'll take the long grain brown rice and the soy milk. No,

949
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 1: ba's matty for me.

950
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,360
Speaker 3: What is it going to take to get you to

951
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 3: write a song about your next album? Has to have it?

952
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 3: Do I have to break your heart? What do I

953
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,000
Speaker 3: have to do? I'm do I have to like terrorize

954
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 3: you or something?

955
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 1: Wait?

956
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:06,960
Speaker 3: What do you need it to be about about me?

957
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 1: Oh? How do you know that?

958
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 3: Make a campaign? Well, I should be some allusion.

959
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 1: To your podcasting. You as a person have filtered into

960
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 1: my the way that I've listened. Well, I was listening

961
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 1: the whole time I was writing this last record.

962
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:22,560
Speaker 3: Interesting. Yeah, interesting.

963
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 1: So you you say that, I now say, but I

964
00:45:25,640 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 1: only realized it recently, Like you make a list of

965
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: something and then you say that sort of thing, and

966
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: then you say, I don't know what to tell you.

967
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:35,719
Speaker 3: I don't know. And now I'll never say those things

968
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 3: again because I have looked in the mirror you've taken.

969
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,920
Speaker 3: That's how you take things from people say you know,

970
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 3: you say this a lot, and then you know it's

971
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 3: my go Have you ever seen it follows?

972
00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:47,280
Speaker 1: I haven't seen anything.

973
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not freaking out. I was just asking, don't

974
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 3: get cross it now we're in a fight. I knew

975
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,080
Speaker 3: it's gonna happen. That movie is kind of about transferring things.

976
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 3: But I think that movie the way that you have

977
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 3: sex with somebody and then they end up with the

978
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:06,000
Speaker 3: demon following you or something like a smile. What happens

979
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 3: in smile?

980
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:12,760
Speaker 1: Hmmm. I have a real weird disability where I forget

981
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,800
Speaker 1: everything that I've ever consumed. Immediately after I finished consuming

982
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:20,120
Speaker 1: connects Us, I read a book a week. I couldn't

983
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:21,520
Speaker 1: tell you what any books I've ever read.

984
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 3: Or abud I barely tell you the title and author

985
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,280
Speaker 3: struggle with that.

986
00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 1: Was the last book you actually remember a tiny bit

987
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 1: from Slash, just.

988
00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:32,960
Speaker 3: That I'm not currently reading the book before. The book

989
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 3: I'm currently reading was called Demon Copperhead by Barbara Kings.

990
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:47,719
Speaker 3: Kings read I read that, and I can tell you

991
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 3: it's about foster child growing up in the South and

992
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 3: being addicted to opioids.

993
00:46:55,080 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 1: It sounds so good, it's actually what else did she write?

994
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 1: She wrote the poison with Bible.

995
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,879
Speaker 3: So you're retaining information, So you're blowing what.

996
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 1: Triggers if I'm like, oh right, if you like to

997
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 1: an answer.

998
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:13,040
Speaker 3: But just like in avoid you can't.

999
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: I be like, uh, the Bible, the Dictionary? He read,

1000
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 1: neither of them, know of them.

1001
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:22,640
Speaker 3: Those are the two books you've read.

1002
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 1: These are the only ones I care about.

1003
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 3: Uh. Yeah, I have a hard time retaining information.

1004
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 1: I wonder why that is, because I know a lot

1005
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:33,040
Speaker 1: of people who remember a lot of things. I do

1006
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 1: you have it? Add?

1007
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,799
Speaker 3: I think I might. I think that there is some

1008
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 3: level of that in my family, and I might. I

1009
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,919
Speaker 3: may be undiagnosed. Although in school I did an okay job,

1010
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,920
Speaker 3: like add never really got in the way of me

1011
00:47:44,040 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 3: remembering things. But as I got older, even in college,

1012
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 3: I started having a harder time retaining information, which may

1013
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,319
Speaker 3: just be because I'm dumb. I mean, we can't rule that out.

1014
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:54,720
Speaker 1: Well, you just remember things that make you that feel

1015
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:56,840
Speaker 1: like worth your while to be remembering.

1016
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 3: I don't know, right, but what are those things?

1017
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 1: I don't know? Tell me some things you remember?

1018
00:48:00,719 --> 00:48:05,240
Speaker 3: I simply can't. I used to tour festivals with my parents

1019
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:09,479
Speaker 3: and we've sold sheep. That's my memory, No, it's mine.

1020
00:48:09,520 --> 00:48:15,919
Speaker 3: Now what are we talking about? Reading books? And uh

1021
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,319
Speaker 3: I was I was trying. I was making a hard

1022
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 3: sell on a song about me on your next album.

1023
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:21,320
Speaker 3: It's a B side.

1024
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 1: I don't believe in B sides.

1025
00:48:22,920 --> 00:48:27,120
Speaker 3: You don't believe in B sides. Such things on B

1026
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:28,720
Speaker 3: side the kind of don't exists anymore.

1027
00:48:28,760 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 2: I don't.

1028
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 3: It's just like special edition. Yeah, just a longer album

1029
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 3: or whatever.

1030
00:48:33,239 --> 00:48:36,680
Speaker 1: That weren't so good that you want people to associate

1031
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:37,839
Speaker 1: them with you necessarily.

1032
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:42,239
Speaker 3: But there was a period when B sides were great. Yeah,

1033
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 3: they were like the I guess they were like the

1034
00:48:44,040 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 3: more interesting things. That was like, once you've accessed the band,

1035
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 3: right now you can listen to something a little bit tasty. Yeah,

1036
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:53,200
Speaker 3: once now I've got your attention right, A darker coffee.

1037
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:57,400
Speaker 1: I would definitely write a song about you, but I

1038
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 1: can't promise that it won't come off as like romantic.

1039
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 3: It has to come after everything.

1040
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,320
Speaker 1: I write about is kind of like. I write a

1041
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 1: lot of songs about tender dates that I've been on.

1042
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 3: Oh that's great.

1043
00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 1: People that I've loved and lost, so you're gonna have

1044
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:11,560
Speaker 1: to be in that category.

1045
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,160
Speaker 3: I'm happy to be. Yeah, Okay, do you ever feel

1046
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 3: like I'm going to write a song that's four to

1047
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 3: the floor blasting techno? Is that ever a temptation for you?

1048
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: No? But what I will say is that when I

1049
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:28,760
Speaker 1: learned how to use garage band, garage.

1050
00:49:28,320 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 3: Band, Oh I love this.

1051
00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:35,160
Speaker 1: I was so bored of just writing on guitar that

1052
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:39,880
Speaker 1: I learned how to record on garage band and I start.

1053
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 1: I had a fever at the time. I remember the

1054
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:46,840
Speaker 1: week I was with my worst ever boyfriend. Okay, he

1055
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: had just taken a bunch of acid and was wilding

1056
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,759
Speaker 1: out in my garden, and I was like, this is

1057
00:49:52,800 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: a good I've got a good eight hours to spend

1058
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,439
Speaker 1: learning garage band. So I started making just like joke

1059
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:00,320
Speaker 1: country songs with like really aggressive fake band joe and

1060
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 1: stuff where you like use the keyboard to type the

1061
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:07,640
Speaker 1: notes of it's like really aggressive and janky and scratchy.

1062
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 1: That's as far as I got with like joke that

1063
00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:13,600
Speaker 1: sounds incredible, that feels like a tech no song about you, though.

1064
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 3: There we go. That's all I want in the world.

1065
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:18,480
Speaker 3: So song about me being your ex boyfriend that people

1066
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:21,840
Speaker 3: can dance to. It tears up the charts because.

1067
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 1: Don't need that anymore. There's one song we care about.

1068
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 3: I've got Bridge or Fever, Well, I want that to

1069
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 3: be the No. I'm leaving it up to you. I

1070
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:40,279
Speaker 3: am not sounds like a bad STI that's another thing

1071
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:44,239
Speaker 3: that I should contribute to the world. Okay, so we

1072
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 3: have agreed. This is legal. The listener has heard at

1073
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:50,880
Speaker 3: some point in your long career. You're gonna surprise everybody like,

1074
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 3: oh that I remember the podcast. She made good on

1075
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 3: her word. We can trust her finally, and it'll be

1076
00:50:58,160 --> 00:50:59,720
Speaker 3: like me completing this puzzle. I promise.

1077
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 1: That's lower sixty and six years for both missions.

1078
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 3: Do you ever? You know just what's the word? I

1079
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 3: don't want to say rock out? But do you ever?

1080
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:13,440
Speaker 3: Are you ever? Just like on your guitar WAI length.

1081
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:17,399
Speaker 1: I can barely play the guitar to the point of solos.

1082
00:51:17,680 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 2: No.

1083
00:51:18,920 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 1: I wrote one solo for this last record, and then

1084
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 1: when it came to recording it couldn't play it and

1085
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 1: had to show the recording that I had to someone else.

1086
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:33,160
Speaker 3: They played it. That's rocking out. You're never going to

1087
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:33,839
Speaker 3: be in Halo.

1088
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:37,800
Speaker 1: I think I'm just lazy. I could try. Yeah, no,

1089
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:41,759
Speaker 1: I I had an old drummer. She wasn't old. She's

1090
00:51:41,800 --> 00:51:42,279
Speaker 1: just my old.

1091
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:46,320
Speaker 3: Drum ninety six years old, six year old drummers.

1092
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:47,439
Speaker 1: There should be more.

1093
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 3: I know, it'd be amazing.

1094
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,440
Speaker 1: I mean probably what Aarin would be gone too much

1095
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 1: by that point. I don't know. You need to.

1096
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you do need some joint strength for that.

1097
00:51:58,800 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: But this trauma was better at guitar than me. She

1098
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:05,920
Speaker 1: was like, oh on shred I was like, no, no, no.

1099
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 1: There's a video of Joe Jonas or one of the

1100
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:13,200
Speaker 1: Jonases trying to do a solo. Have you seen this?

1101
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 1: I'll send it to you. It's my favorite city of

1102
00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:19,160
Speaker 1: all time. It's amazing. Do you know the videos the account.

1103
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:23,240
Speaker 3: Shreds is that where they like take old like beach Boys,

1104
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 3: they do like bad, really horrible versions of it.

1105
00:52:26,360 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 1: So it's basically like a Shreds video, but it's real.

1106
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:34,279
Speaker 1: It's incredible. It's like he's like wearing all leather. There's

1107
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:37,399
Speaker 1: like fucking twenty thousand screaming teenagers and he's like.

1108
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 3: Hi, you didn't have to do those I know, I know,

1109
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,320
Speaker 3: why would you do. It's brilliant. It's an ego.

1110
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 1: It's so fantastic.

1111
00:52:48,680 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 3: Wow, I have to see.

1112
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: I love a public failure. And also his face was

1113
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 1: giving nothing away. If I make a mistake in public,

1114
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:58,359
Speaker 1: I'm like, like, my whole face shows it more than

1115
00:52:58,400 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 1: the actual mistake itself.

1116
00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:03,760
Speaker 3: I'm my legs are shaking, and I'm in absolute tears.

1117
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:08,440
Speaker 3: I've now people know they've seen the real me. Oh

1118
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 3: do you know what I want to ask you about

1119
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 3: is the trading journey you've been. Oh yeah, what did

1120
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:15,600
Speaker 3: you end up getting? You started with a lighter, I did,

1121
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:18,160
Speaker 3: and you were trading at every show, and I want

1122
00:53:18,200 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 3: to know did you hold the audience hostage? You were like,

1123
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 3: I've got a lighter. Now, somebody give something from this.

1124
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: I should have been more militant about it. I think

1125
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,480
Speaker 1: because the experiment that I was basing it off. They

1126
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:34,440
Speaker 1: did fourteen trades, went from a paper clip to a

1127
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:35,080
Speaker 1: full house.

1128
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,800
Speaker 3: Somebody is, well, liar.

1129
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 1: I think that they didn't have to do a trade

1130
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:44,279
Speaker 1: every day, so it kind of wasn't so limiting. It's

1131
00:53:44,320 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 1: also I don't know about you, but I find it

1132
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:48,480
Speaker 1: really hard when someone's offering me something to be like,

1133
00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 1: I deserve better in basically every sense of how I

1134
00:53:52,960 --> 00:53:55,280
Speaker 1: mean that, of course, but especially when it's like sweet

1135
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:57,720
Speaker 1: fans that have come and they've brought like a homemade doll,

1136
00:53:58,600 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 1: and I'm like, but the matadogs are worth more monetarily. Okay,

1137
00:54:02,480 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 1: I got to be a dick about it, but I

1138
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 1: definitely it kind of we went like lighter doll with

1139
00:54:09,719 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 1: human teeth. It kind of was like going up and

1140
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 1: up Powerpuff Girls. That was a real that was kind

1141
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:20,799
Speaker 1: of the top of the mountain. Then it started plateauing

1142
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:23,640
Speaker 1: to the point where it was like people were kind

1143
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:27,760
Speaker 1: of bringing like medium like bits of clothing and other dolls.

1144
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:28,440
Speaker 3: We got a.

1145
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:32,880
Speaker 1: Like a scary mind doll with kind of China feet

1146
00:54:33,560 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 1: that we called mister Jackson, and actually we ended up

1147
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:39,440
Speaker 1: keeping him because he was nice. But the final trade

1148
00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 1: was I got a boy genius ripoff merch t shirt.

1149
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 3: Oh it was like a counterfeit.

1150
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,320
Speaker 1: Yes, somebody said they would give me a car for

1151
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:48,760
Speaker 1: and then.

1152
00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:51,400
Speaker 3: Didn't what Phoebe Bridgers.

1153
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:53,560
Speaker 1: BB was like, I need to take that off the market.

1154
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,960
Speaker 1: Have my Tesla, but then she didn't show up because

1155
00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:02,800
Speaker 1: she's playing with fucking Taylor Swift and I know you're listening.

1156
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:07,360
Speaker 3: Taylor Phoebe speaking of bridge or fever.

1157
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 1: There we go, the two bridges that I know.

1158
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,080
Speaker 3: Okay they okay, they both owe you a car.

1159
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 1: Yes. Now, the final thing that I got was a

1160
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 1: massive frog candle in the shape of a frog candle.

1161
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:21,000
Speaker 3: I love that.

1162
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:23,760
Speaker 1: I love it too. Does it smell it actually frequently

1163
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,360
Speaker 1: doesn't smell of anything. But I'm going to give it

1164
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,279
Speaker 1: to my nana. Oh, that was kind of the only

1165
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: reason I took it.

1166
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,600
Speaker 3: How do you get it? A Is it going to

1167
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 3: be a huge pain to get it across the ocean?

1168
00:55:32,200 --> 00:55:33,799
Speaker 1: It weighs so much?

1169
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:37,439
Speaker 3: I bet it's pure wax? Sure? Is it like thirty pounds?

1170
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:38,839
Speaker 1: I don't know what pounds are?

1171
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:39,520
Speaker 3: Oh, it's.

1172
00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:45,720
Speaker 1: Probably Is it the weight of your hips to your shoulder?

1173
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:47,360
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's four thousand kilo.

1174
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:53,360
Speaker 1: It's too stone, it's too stony. Measure things stone in England,

1175
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 1: I mean can't get.

1176
00:55:54,840 --> 00:55:55,800
Speaker 3: With the time.

1177
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:58,040
Speaker 1: Do you know why that is a thing I would

1178
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:03,480
Speaker 1: like to know. In ancient Scotland, like really long ago,

1179
00:56:03,840 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 1: very long ago, they realized that they didn't know how

1180
00:56:06,960 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 1: to compare amounts of produce. Okay, so somebody literally chose

1181
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:16,280
Speaker 1: a random stone and it ended up being fourteen pounds.

1182
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:17,400
Speaker 3: I think, oh my god.

1183
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:19,759
Speaker 1: And then that was a stone that was the unit

1184
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:21,880
Speaker 1: of measurement. And I'm not joking. It has never changed.

1185
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 3: It could have been any I mean, it could have

1186
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:24,520
Speaker 3: been four pounds, it.

1187
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 1: Could have been literally anything. We could be I could

1188
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 1: be saying I'm six billion leaves heavy, but as a result,

1189
00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,400
Speaker 1: I say I'm nine stone.

1190
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:36,799
Speaker 3: Wow. Fascinating, so weird. Wow, I'm glad that we kept

1191
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:41,239
Speaker 3: track of that piece of information. Yeah, that's incredible. Well,

1192
00:56:41,239 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 3: I'm going to estimate this and the coke bottle in

1193
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,720
Speaker 3: stone is probably a quarter stone.

1194
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:47,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say, do you say like a quarter stone?

1195
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 1: Now we say it would be well, a pebble.

1196
00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,799
Speaker 3: That is not I know that's not true. It such

1197
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,360
Speaker 3: a bad liar. It's not funny. I may be a moron,

1198
00:56:57,560 --> 00:56:59,040
Speaker 3: but I'm not.

1199
00:56:58,719 --> 00:56:59,000
Speaker 1: I'm not.

1200
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:04,160
Speaker 3: That was horrible. What do you what do you say

1201
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:08,440
Speaker 3: instead of quarterstone, he has kilos? Then you go Then

1202
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:09,560
Speaker 3: you get with the kind.

1203
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 1: Of like we're like ingredients, right right, fascinating.

1204
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 3: Interesting, Well we say feet, which is feels bad too,

1205
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 3: not for weight, but for measurements.

1206
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 1: Is that because the same thing some Scottish man was

1207
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:23,960
Speaker 1: how long my foot?

1208
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:26,640
Speaker 3: I think it probably goes back to some I measure

1209
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:28,960
Speaker 3: with some king's foot or something on a leash.

1210
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 1: King Henry the first, you're googling things.

1211
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:32,400
Speaker 3: It's unreal.

1212
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:35,840
Speaker 1: I know that was googling everything, was saying I try.

1213
00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 1: So there's silence. It means there's no answer that I found.

1214
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 3: That's incredible. So King Henry the first, Wow, So his

1215
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:48,720
Speaker 3: foot was twelve inches long. That's kind of little interesting

1216
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 3: little foot. That's yeah, interesting. Well, he was really revealing

1217
00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 3: a lot to himself.

1218
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:57,480
Speaker 1: He was a foot freak, the first recorded foot fetter.

1219
00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,919
Speaker 1: I have to name a whole unit of measurement after

1220
00:58:01,160 --> 00:58:01,640
Speaker 1: my feet.

1221
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:06,040
Speaker 3: The first entry on Wiki feet is Henry the first.

1222
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:07,240
Speaker 1: There's a Wiki feet about me.

1223
00:58:07,520 --> 00:58:09,920
Speaker 3: You're kidding, I'm not how many pictures do they have?

1224
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 3: Like honestly so many?

1225
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:15,560
Speaker 1: And do you know what, I'm actually kind of cross

1226
00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 1: about this, And I don't know who is getting these

1227
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 1: pictures because they're from like, uh, screenshots from Instagram videos

1228
00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:27,360
Speaker 1: that I've done on like my story that is very years.

1229
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 3: So some scary man or woman out there, which give

1230
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 3: show me a woman with a foot fetish. They're riding

1231
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:38,120
Speaker 3: into the podcast right now.

1232
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:41,480
Speaker 1: I wish they would. There's literally nothing wrong with having

1233
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 1: a foot fetish. What is wrong is secretly screen grabbing

1234
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,160
Speaker 1: pictures of someone's feet, putting them on a website, and

1235
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 1: making the public vote about how ugly they are voting

1236
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:54,440
Speaker 1: element Yes, there's two. Okay, there's like twenty votes at

1237
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 1: this point. Maybe we could make this more of a

1238
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:58,080
Speaker 1: I'll give you a link to my wiki feed.

1239
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 3: To get on wiki feet and vote up vote.

1240
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,600
Speaker 1: Yes, these two people have voted ugly, and it makes

1241
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 1: me so sad. You know, when you're falling asleep and

1242
00:59:05,560 --> 00:59:07,320
Speaker 1: you're thinking about all of the ways that you fail,

1243
00:59:07,600 --> 00:59:09,400
Speaker 1: of course, and all the people that hate you, and

1244
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:12,120
Speaker 1: all the things you should change but can't. That's one

1245
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 1: of them.

1246
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:15,560
Speaker 3: Well, we've got it. We can easily shift the tide here.

1247
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,920
Speaker 3: We're on wiki feet. I'm gonna get on it right now.

1248
00:59:18,920 --> 00:59:21,240
Speaker 3: Let's get I've never been to wicked. This is going

1249
00:59:21,320 --> 00:59:22,640
Speaker 3: to throw off my algorithm.

1250
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:29,160
Speaker 1: No, this isn't work. I'm not traversing that. Okay, what's

1251
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:33,240
Speaker 1: googling my feet and my least favorite part body wise,

1252
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:34,840
Speaker 1: And I'm so sad that they haven't got like a

1253
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:38,760
Speaker 1: hands hands voting site or something like that.

1254
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:42,600
Speaker 3: Interesting is I mean there's always by the U R L. Okay,

1255
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 3: what do I do here? I'm on your thing? How

1256
00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:46,840
Speaker 3: do I vote? Oh?

1257
00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 1: My god? Maybe see?

1258
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:52,280
Speaker 3: Look how many there are so many? This is really alarming.

1259
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:53,080
Speaker 3: How many photos?

1260
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:54,760
Speaker 1: Is it from my deep hop page?

1261
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:58,200
Speaker 3: That's who? And this is probably one person. That's the

1262
00:59:58,240 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 3: scariest thing of all, dude.

1263
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 1: Hotel photos and gallery thirty thirty four feet picks upload here.

1264
01:00:05,080 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 1: Three pictures were removed from this gallery? Who by who?

1265
01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:14,160
Speaker 1: I don't know how to vote? Here we go rating

1266
01:00:14,240 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 1: nice feet click to rate.

1267
01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 3: Okay, so I'm going to give you three stars there

1268
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 3: specific I'm you go on.

1269
01:00:22,040 --> 01:00:24,480
Speaker 1: Wait birthplace, United Kingdom, birth date.

1270
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,240
Speaker 3: They've got my birth your shoe size and they're never

1271
01:00:26,280 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 3: going to put it in put size nineteen, men's.

1272
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:33,000
Speaker 1: Put one foot like King Henry the first.

1273
01:00:34,080 --> 01:00:36,360
Speaker 3: Let's I'm going to estimate you're a fifteen and a

1274
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:37,240
Speaker 3: half us.

1275
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:38,439
Speaker 1: There we go, male or female?

1276
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:40,320
Speaker 3: Who cares you are not? I'm not okay, I'm not

1277
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,960
Speaker 3: creating an account wiki feet. You're not getting me. But

1278
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 3: I can't dude.

1279
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:45,439
Speaker 1: That was from like last week.

1280
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:48,960
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm not logged in. Well, this is too much well,

1281
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 3: you're not getting my vote. Listener, go review the podcast.

1282
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 3: We can always use a good vote.

1283
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:55,680
Speaker 1: Wing to like and subscribe to my wiki seat.

1284
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:01,560
Speaker 3: Well, somebody with a wiki account, Listener, sign up for

1285
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:05,520
Speaker 3: the stupid website, give a five star review to Fen's Feet.

1286
01:01:05,800 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 3: That's the least we can do today.

1287
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:09,680
Speaker 1: It really isn't. Yeah, I don't get paid for my jobs.

1288
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:12,480
Speaker 1: Might as well, right, have a great feet rating? Sure?

1289
01:01:13,040 --> 01:01:15,280
Speaker 3: Okay, we have to play a game. Yes, do you

1290
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:16,200
Speaker 3: have a game preference?

1291
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:17,080
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1292
01:01:17,200 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 3: What do you want to play?

1293
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:21,560
Speaker 1: Well, I've noticed that you play Gift or a Curse

1294
01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:23,240
Speaker 1: more than Gift Master.

1295
01:01:23,440 --> 01:01:24,880
Speaker 3: It feels like we fall into it a lot.

1296
01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would say Gift Master just to like rebalance,

1297
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 1: right right, But I don't think I'll be that good

1298
01:01:31,120 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 1: at it, purely because I really regularly don't know all

1299
01:01:34,520 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 1: of the people that you've said and that thing, because

1300
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:42,200
Speaker 1: I fairly not SA if they were like King Henry

1301
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 1: the first fucking Taylor Swift and you, then it would

1302
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:48,080
Speaker 1: be fine.

1303
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:51,040
Speaker 3: So Gift or a Curse then it's a nice safe thing.

1304
01:01:51,280 --> 01:01:53,720
Speaker 3: I mean it's a classic. It's a classic. We love

1305
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 3: a classic. Okay, I need a number between one and

1306
01:01:55,600 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 3: ten from you four. Okay, I'm gonna do some like Calculator.

1307
01:01:59,440 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 3: Are you promote recommend sing you've I mean you're one

1308
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,000
Speaker 3: of the sing a false song.

1309
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:06,919
Speaker 1: I get to work on my fucking techno song.

1310
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:08,760
Speaker 3: Yes, I'll be right back.

1311
01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:12,360
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'm obviously gonna promote my record because that's

1312
01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:15,920
Speaker 1: why I'm here. It's the only reason I'm here. I'm

1313
01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:18,000
Speaker 1: about to go on tour with Christian Lee Hudson. We're

1314
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:21,800
Speaker 1: doing a North American door probably coming to your city

1315
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,280
Speaker 1: if you live in any of the cities where we're touring.

1316
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:28,200
Speaker 1: What else recommend Phantom Thread? I've heard it's really good.

1317
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:32,800
Speaker 1: I just toured with a musician called Naima Boch who

1318
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:35,480
Speaker 1: I'm recommending to everyone. She's very cool. She has a

1319
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 1: record called Giant Palm. What else? I've been watching Working Moms,

1320
01:02:40,920 --> 01:02:44,440
Speaker 1: any books, haven't read any Yeah, that's my wow.

1321
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:47,520
Speaker 3: So many great recommendations I have heard most of the

1322
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:50,440
Speaker 3: I'm sure everybody go seek out all whatever that is

1323
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:56,040
Speaker 3: most essentially fens album. And again, we all should find

1324
01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:57,880
Speaker 3: a way to give musicians money. I don't know how

1325
01:02:57,880 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 3: it works.

1326
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:01,680
Speaker 1: See you're alive, Yeah, gome come to a show. I

1327
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:04,480
Speaker 1: know that there's like a global cost of living crisis. Yes,

1328
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:07,240
Speaker 1: so I'm always surprised when people actually do come to

1329
01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:09,360
Speaker 1: a show because it's like twenty five bucks.

1330
01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:13,520
Speaker 3: Right then, Yeah, I'm not trying to discourage people from going.

1331
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:15,480
Speaker 1: No, I kind of am. No, I'm not. Definitely.

1332
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:18,480
Speaker 3: You forget how much fun going to a show is.

1333
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:20,520
Speaker 1: Going to a show is great, it's delightful.

1334
01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:24,600
Speaker 3: And we have the opportunity now unlike you know two

1335
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:25,120
Speaker 3: years ago.

1336
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 1: And just because we have the opportunity doesn't mean we

1337
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,440
Speaker 1: should do it. But I am saying you should do

1338
01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:32,200
Speaker 1: it because otherwise I will not have a job.

1339
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:35,360
Speaker 3: I am begging you not to see Fendilla live. Do

1340
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:38,520
Speaker 3: not go out of your house, never see a concert again. Okay,

1341
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:40,440
Speaker 3: we're gonna play gift to a curse. Hell yeah, I'm

1342
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,520
Speaker 3: going to name three things. You're gonna tell me if

1343
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:45,080
Speaker 3: there are a gift or a curse and why, and

1344
01:03:45,080 --> 01:03:46,640
Speaker 3: then I'll tell you if you're right or wrong because

1345
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:47,800
Speaker 3: there are correct answer.

1346
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:49,080
Speaker 1: I'm feeling on a lot of pressure.

1347
01:03:49,240 --> 01:03:52,960
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll see how you do. Okay. Number one This

1348
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:55,680
Speaker 3: is from a listener named Shane, and Shane has suggested

1349
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:58,200
Speaker 3: gift to a Curse William Shakespeare.

1350
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:08,960
Speaker 1: Oh, Shane, Well, I mean he invented most words. That's important.

1351
01:04:09,560 --> 01:04:15,680
Speaker 1: I saw a debate between someone from Oxford University and

1352
01:04:15,920 --> 01:04:19,440
Speaker 1: I think it was big nasty. The Oxford student was

1353
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:23,800
Speaker 1: debating that William Shakespeare was more important for culture, and

1354
01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:27,200
Speaker 1: I think it was big nasty saying that Kanye was

1355
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:29,320
Speaker 1: interesting and it wasn't a serious to may but it

1356
01:04:29,360 --> 01:04:32,680
Speaker 1: was pretty cool. I mean, I hate that we have

1357
01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:40,240
Speaker 1: to study him. I feel like there's other people but gift, gift.

1358
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:43,720
Speaker 1: I mean, if you say curse, then you are wrong.

1359
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:44,840
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you.

1360
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:45,680
Speaker 3: I don't want to know.

1361
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he invented language. Also, he was like

1362
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:55,680
Speaker 1: the first kind of literary stoner, making writing very cool. Sure,

1363
01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:59,880
Speaker 1: he was like a bisexual stoner. What's not cool about that?

1364
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 3: Fenn Fenn, Fenn Fenn. I hate a hear it curse?

1365
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:11,600
Speaker 3: I mean hell, First of all, he's dead. Against him

1366
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:15,680
Speaker 3: just from the very beginning, what's up? Well, we're not

1367
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:18,320
Speaker 3: getting don't don't bring the personal into this. This is

1368
01:05:18,360 --> 01:05:21,960
Speaker 3: a very clinical game, and William Shakespeare is he's been

1369
01:05:22,040 --> 01:05:24,760
Speaker 3: dead for a very long time. Second of all, we

1370
01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:27,560
Speaker 3: don't really know. He's kind of a fraud. We don't

1371
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:29,320
Speaker 3: know that he really wrote all of that, do we know?

1372
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:31,680
Speaker 3: I feel like there are theories that he's not quite

1373
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:35,919
Speaker 3: You're not quite who he we think he is. Isn't

1374
01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:39,440
Speaker 3: that true? Lise is nodding their head. Yeah. I think

1375
01:05:39,480 --> 01:05:43,360
Speaker 3: he may have taken a lot of credit where other

1376
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:46,040
Speaker 3: people are kind of well.

1377
01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:50,080
Speaker 1: Kind of the thing that everyone does nowadays, ghostwriting. You

1378
01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:51,760
Speaker 1: think the musicians written all their songs and.

1379
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:53,600
Speaker 3: We should name names.

1380
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:55,360
Speaker 1: We're not going to. I'll put a list of in

1381
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:56,640
Speaker 1: the description of the podcast.

1382
01:05:57,760 --> 01:06:02,040
Speaker 3: Fam Lily X Martin writes all of Fenderley's songs.

1383
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:03,240
Speaker 1: I can't even read.

1384
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:06,480
Speaker 3: Oh, what was I going to say? No? Curse? Okay,

1385
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:11,800
Speaker 3: William Shakespeare is game. I was in the tempest in

1386
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:15,840
Speaker 3: fifth grade. M oh kind of kickstart my show business career.

1387
01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:19,919
Speaker 3: I was a trinkulow clown. I did an incredible choge

1388
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:24,720
Speaker 3: are you? But I haven't worked with Shakespeare since Curse, So.

1389
01:06:24,880 --> 01:06:30,000
Speaker 1: You've got your own kind of baggage and bitterness Again.

1390
01:06:30,520 --> 01:06:32,320
Speaker 3: I get to what I said was I get to

1391
01:06:32,360 --> 01:06:34,040
Speaker 3: bring the personal the guest game.

1392
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:38,080
Speaker 1: I'm in your house, under your weird outside.

1393
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:41,800
Speaker 3: You're with my birds, so you will play by my rules. Okay,

1394
01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:43,720
Speaker 3: so zero so far. That's too bad.

1395
01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:45,800
Speaker 1: Well, I'm the kind of person that if I'm already losing,

1396
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck this, you're gonna burn it down. I'm

1397
01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:50,200
Speaker 1: throwing my prams, my prams out of the toys.

1398
01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:56,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay. Number two. This is from somebody named Beth Gift.

1399
01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:58,520
Speaker 3: You're a curse and this is an interesting one for you. Actually,

1400
01:06:59,040 --> 01:07:02,040
Speaker 3: people that have lived broad slash traveled for a year

1401
01:07:02,360 --> 01:07:04,880
Speaker 3: and then make that the basis of their entire personality

1402
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:06,160
Speaker 3: for the next twenty years.

1403
01:07:08,200 --> 01:07:13,240
Speaker 1: I mean, comedically, it's a gift. I love re meeting

1404
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:18,800
Speaker 1: a friend who's had a life changing event happen and

1405
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:25,840
Speaker 1: just watching them try to hold together the fractured new

1406
01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:29,200
Speaker 1: personality that they've made and stop any cracks showing as

1407
01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:31,439
Speaker 1: to who they used to be. Sure, it's a great

1408
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:34,280
Speaker 1: joy for me. I have friends that have been abroad

1409
01:07:34,320 --> 01:07:36,959
Speaker 1: and then kind of adopt the accent or start saying

1410
01:07:37,000 --> 01:07:39,120
Speaker 1: things like, how do you say because they've been in

1411
01:07:39,200 --> 01:07:39,920
Speaker 1: Italy or whatever.

1412
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:40,640
Speaker 3: It's amazing.

1413
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:43,600
Speaker 1: I have a friend who lapsed, I'm doing air quotes,

1414
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:48,800
Speaker 1: lapsed into Italian recently because they've a holiday. Incredible, it's

1415
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:49,840
Speaker 1: so satisfying.

1416
01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:53,280
Speaker 3: It's brilliant. Do you know anybody that ever drags americanisms

1417
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:54,520
Speaker 3: into their life?

1418
01:07:55,440 --> 01:08:00,520
Speaker 1: Huh No. But when I was on tour back in England,

1419
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:03,720
Speaker 1: people kept being like, you sound more American, And then

1420
01:08:03,760 --> 01:08:05,360
Speaker 1: when I came back to my New York friends, they

1421
01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:07,800
Speaker 1: were like, you sound more English. I don't know. Everyone

1422
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:09,640
Speaker 1: needs to let go of the idea that we don't

1423
01:08:10,360 --> 01:08:13,640
Speaker 1: slightly adopt little bits of well we've been But if

1424
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:16,200
Speaker 1: I started, I mean, I have started wearing cowboy boots.

1425
01:08:16,200 --> 01:08:17,559
Speaker 1: I was going to say, if I started wearing cowboy

1426
01:08:17,600 --> 01:08:19,840
Speaker 1: boots and a cowboy hat, then people can say something.

1427
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:21,400
Speaker 1: But I do do that, and I wish no one

1428
01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:22,720
Speaker 1: would say anything about it.

1429
01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:23,880
Speaker 3: That'll be your luck.

1430
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:27,600
Speaker 1: I think it's a gift just because it's funny. I

1431
01:08:27,680 --> 01:08:29,040
Speaker 1: think anything funny is a gift.

1432
01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:34,640
Speaker 3: You're right, I love this. I mean, the best one

1433
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:37,400
Speaker 3: that ever happened to me was I knew someone who

1434
01:08:37,479 --> 01:08:39,920
Speaker 3: had truly been out of the country for three months

1435
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:44,160
Speaker 3: and said that they couldn't break the habit of writing

1436
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:46,400
Speaker 3: their dates like other countries right their day. How often

1437
01:08:46,400 --> 01:08:50,160
Speaker 3: are they writing? They probably they take to do it

1438
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:53,120
Speaker 3: one time. How did they pick up that behavior?

1439
01:08:53,280 --> 01:08:55,880
Speaker 1: Okay, I will say. When I moved from the UK

1440
01:08:56,400 --> 01:09:00,560
Speaker 1: in September this last September, for the first month, I

1441
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:03,160
Speaker 1: found it very hard to know which direction to look

1442
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:06,639
Speaker 1: when crossing a road. I quickly learned for survival reasons.

1443
01:09:06,760 --> 01:09:09,400
Speaker 1: Of course, anything that you need to know, you will

1444
01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:13,479
Speaker 1: quickly know. But it's never hard to go back to

1445
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:15,920
Speaker 1: how you learn it initially. Do you know what I mean?

1446
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:16,200
Speaker 2: Right?

1447
01:09:16,320 --> 01:09:19,000
Speaker 3: If there's some level of threat involved, brain is like.

1448
01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:20,400
Speaker 1: No one's going to hit you with a car if

1449
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:22,639
Speaker 1: you've put the month before the day.

1450
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:27,320
Speaker 3: But maybe from maybe days were very important to this one.

1451
01:09:28,240 --> 01:09:28,519
Speaker 1: She was.

1452
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:31,479
Speaker 3: She loved scheduling. Maybe that's what was going on. I

1453
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:34,280
Speaker 3: don't know, but I mean absolutely a gift. We all

1454
01:09:34,320 --> 01:09:36,280
Speaker 3: have them in our lives. We all get to kind

1455
01:09:36,320 --> 01:09:38,960
Speaker 3: of quietly talk about them with our friends and just

1456
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:42,320
Speaker 3: think you lose her, You poor loser.

1457
01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:46,280
Speaker 1: Brilliant loser, you well traveled hand loser.

1458
01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:51,720
Speaker 3: Okay, well, excellently done. You've got one out of two

1459
01:09:51,840 --> 01:09:55,080
Speaker 3: so far, so you've got one left to maybe kind

1460
01:09:55,120 --> 01:09:58,360
Speaker 3: of redeem yourself. Sure, finally a number three. This is

1461
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:02,680
Speaker 3: from someone named James. Give her a curse. iPhone live photos.

1462
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:07,720
Speaker 1: Hmmm, I love them. It's a tiny video. It's like

1463
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:10,880
Speaker 1: the Harry Potter photos. Sure, and we can't talk about

1464
01:10:10,880 --> 01:10:11,679
Speaker 1: Harry Peter anymore.

1465
01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:13,200
Speaker 3: There's some baggage at the.

1466
01:10:14,880 --> 01:10:17,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, such a shame when things that you used to

1467
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:19,360
Speaker 1: love you absolutely hate now.

1468
01:10:20,040 --> 01:10:22,320
Speaker 3: Just shouldn't shouldn't have a problem.

1469
01:10:22,400 --> 01:10:26,559
Speaker 1: And the fact that she doubled down, she doubled down,

1470
01:10:28,160 --> 01:10:30,000
Speaker 1: everyone gave her the opportunity to be like, you didn't

1471
01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:31,720
Speaker 1: mean that, did you. That just came out wrong, And

1472
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:33,559
Speaker 1: she was like, oh no, I a one hundred.

1473
01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:36,200
Speaker 3: Actually I have a worse opinion.

1474
01:10:36,479 --> 01:10:38,120
Speaker 1: Worse than I seem even now.

1475
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:45,240
Speaker 3: I'm just a mean, cruel person. Welcome. I mean live

1476
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:46,280
Speaker 3: iPhone photos.

1477
01:10:46,360 --> 01:10:51,479
Speaker 1: It's cool because my face is very expressive in ways

1478
01:10:51,479 --> 01:10:54,120
Speaker 1: that I don't know. It is like my eyebrows move

1479
01:10:54,160 --> 01:10:56,000
Speaker 1: a lot. My mouth doesn't just move up and down,

1480
01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:58,280
Speaker 1: it moves like side to side. I've got a lot

1481
01:10:58,360 --> 01:11:00,840
Speaker 1: of there's a lot of information right right, So when

1482
01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:04,080
Speaker 1: a photo is taken, just one tiny bit of my

1483
01:11:04,120 --> 01:11:07,120
Speaker 1: face needs to be wrong for me to look completely insane.

1484
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:10,040
Speaker 1: So I like a live photo. I can just slowly

1485
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:13,000
Speaker 1: scrub around until my face looks like marginally all right.

1486
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:15,640
Speaker 1: What I will say about live iPhone photos, though, is

1487
01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:19,200
Speaker 1: it seems like the frame that they automatically choose for

1488
01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:22,080
Speaker 1: you is the only one that's ever in focus. You're

1489
01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:24,680
Speaker 1: like interesting, much better, and then it's like, okay, we've

1490
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:28,360
Speaker 1: selected your blurry awful photo where you kind of look good,

1491
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:28,640
Speaker 1: but like.

1492
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:31,479
Speaker 3: As if you were in your glasses and you can't

1493
01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:35,200
Speaker 3: select halfway through it. Sure so you think gift. Yeah,

1494
01:11:36,320 --> 01:11:38,880
Speaker 3: of course I love them. There's so much we're not

1495
01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:41,920
Speaker 3: using them often enough. No, I mean, the only person

1496
01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:43,920
Speaker 3: I ever really get live photos from is my mom,

1497
01:11:43,960 --> 01:11:46,240
Speaker 3: and it's because she's doing them by mistake. Sure she

1498
01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:49,160
Speaker 3: accidentally hit audio. They have audio, which is such a

1499
01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:52,680
Speaker 3: fun surprise from my phone is on complete silence all

1500
01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:54,479
Speaker 3: the time. But when I've won a little treat, I'll

1501
01:11:54,520 --> 01:11:58,040
Speaker 3: turn on the right right And I also love turning

1502
01:11:58,080 --> 01:12:00,280
Speaker 3: on the audio and typing. It feels like I turned

1503
01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:01,959
Speaker 3: on the lights and I'm able to see the typewriter.

1504
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:03,840
Speaker 3: Oh you never hear that noise.

1505
01:12:04,160 --> 01:12:04,719
Speaker 1: That's nice.

1506
01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:06,920
Speaker 3: That's a little clique clique, But that's just a treat.

1507
01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:10,479
Speaker 1: I've been on buses with people that have the typing.

1508
01:12:11,560 --> 01:12:14,360
Speaker 1: It's just infuriated. But for a little treat sometimes, Sure,

1509
01:12:14,400 --> 01:12:15,840
Speaker 1: do it feel like fucking Shakespeare.

1510
01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:18,479
Speaker 3: But I love the live photo. I think that should

1511
01:12:18,520 --> 01:12:20,960
Speaker 3: just be a permanent feature that shouldn't be able to

1512
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:21,400
Speaker 3: be turned off.

1513
01:12:21,479 --> 01:12:24,400
Speaker 1: It should always be if you're ever sending a nude,

1514
01:12:24,720 --> 01:12:27,600
Speaker 1: it should be compulsory for it to be live. Absolutely,

1515
01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:29,880
Speaker 1: because you get in an audio, you get a little

1516
01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:34,960
Speaker 1: bit of the context, right, so they're not perfectly post

1517
01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:36,080
Speaker 1: sure reality.

1518
01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:38,559
Speaker 3: We're getting reality touched up.

1519
01:12:38,720 --> 01:12:40,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know it hasn't been like photoshop.

1520
01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:44,120
Speaker 3: We need to verify our nudes with a live photo.

1521
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:45,640
Speaker 1: Thank you.

1522
01:12:45,800 --> 01:12:47,960
Speaker 3: Somebody had to say it. You've got two out of three.

1523
01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:50,320
Speaker 3: That's really good for me, not bad. You've listened to

1524
01:12:50,800 --> 01:12:53,719
Speaker 3: a lot of the podcasts and didn't get a perfect score.

1525
01:12:53,880 --> 01:12:57,320
Speaker 1: Also, now it's good to know that when I listen

1526
01:12:57,400 --> 01:13:01,240
Speaker 1: to it, just before you reveal that someone's got the

1527
01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:05,000
Speaker 1: answer wrong. I've always wondered what your face does? Your

1528
01:13:05,080 --> 01:13:09,080
Speaker 1: eyes dim a little, like a slight betrayal, but like

1529
01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:13,479
Speaker 1: you expected it to happen, like ah, the inevitable failure

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01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:16,200
Speaker 1: of someone I thought might make me woud.

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01:13:16,439 --> 01:13:20,040
Speaker 3: I thought we had things in common, another friend I

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01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:24,280
Speaker 3: don't get to have. No, you did decently, a nice

1533
01:13:24,320 --> 01:13:27,479
Speaker 3: sixty six percent or whatever. The hell it is. Okay, well,

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01:13:27,560 --> 01:13:28,840
Speaker 3: let's answer our listener question.

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01:13:29,040 --> 01:13:29,360
Speaker 1: Hellia.

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01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:31,680
Speaker 3: This is called I Said No Emails. It is the

1537
01:13:31,840 --> 01:13:35,120
Speaker 3: final segment of the podcast. People write into I Said

1538
01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:37,760
Speaker 3: No Gifts at gmail dot com. Occasionally they get on

1539
01:13:37,800 --> 01:13:39,640
Speaker 3: Instagram and try it, and I say, please send it

1540
01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:41,639
Speaker 3: to the email. I can't copy this into the doc.

1541
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:45,799
Speaker 3: You gotta send it to the email. They're asking questions

1542
01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:47,960
Speaker 3: the listeners. I'm trying to be a little bit nicer.

1543
01:13:48,160 --> 01:13:51,960
Speaker 3: They're trying. They're certainly trying, and that's why they're reaching

1544
01:13:51,960 --> 01:13:54,200
Speaker 3: out for help. Pathetic and we're going to try to

1545
01:13:54,240 --> 01:13:55,240
Speaker 3: help somebody. Will you help me?

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01:13:55,479 --> 01:13:55,679
Speaker 1: Yeah?

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01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:58,800
Speaker 3: Okay, let's get in here. This is dearest Bridger and

1548
01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:03,479
Speaker 3: beautiful guest. So sweet you. What do I get my

1549
01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:07,120
Speaker 3: mother in law for her birthday? I cannot stand her

1550
01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:10,720
Speaker 3: and she says mean things to me. For example, at

1551
01:14:10,800 --> 01:14:16,920
Speaker 3: Christmas after my after my father died, she said, losing

1552
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:20,200
Speaker 3: a parent isn't like losing a spouse. She's widowed. For

1553
01:14:20,320 --> 01:14:24,000
Speaker 3: your information, Okay, interesting, I'm a teacher and she called

1554
01:14:24,040 --> 01:14:26,519
Speaker 3: me selfish for getting the COVID vaccine as soon as

1555
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:31,160
Speaker 3: it was made available to teachers. Okay. She frequently needles

1556
01:14:31,240 --> 01:14:34,320
Speaker 3: my partner into doing house projects at her house, thus

1557
01:14:34,520 --> 01:14:39,120
Speaker 3: infringing on our limited time together due to our work schedules. However,

1558
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:41,519
Speaker 3: I love my partner and I put up with her

1559
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:43,960
Speaker 3: as an act of love, which means I have to

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01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:48,400
Speaker 3: get her a present. She likes Martini's Florida. We live

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01:14:48,439 --> 01:14:52,040
Speaker 3: in New York, pitbull capitalized, and we're talking about musician,

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01:14:52,200 --> 01:14:58,080
Speaker 3: pitbull and lawn ornaments. Respect lawn ornaments. Don't you put

1563
01:14:58,120 --> 01:15:01,880
Speaker 3: on your grass decorations flamingos, gnomes.

1564
01:15:01,880 --> 01:15:02,519
Speaker 1: Pit bulls.

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01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:09,080
Speaker 3: I've already got my aunts, respectfully. Stephanie, Stephanie's mother in law,

1566
01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:13,840
Speaker 3: is trying, obviously, she wants to connect with Stephanie, and

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01:15:13,880 --> 01:15:17,040
Speaker 3: she's looking for every inn she's you know, she's trying

1568
01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:19,720
Speaker 3: to connect on it having someone in their life dead,

1569
01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:21,040
Speaker 3: and she's obviously failing.

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01:15:21,280 --> 01:15:24,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even think she's trying. She sounds like

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01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:25,000
Speaker 1: a bad old bitch.

1572
01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:25,559
Speaker 3: This lady.

1573
01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:27,880
Speaker 1: Not bad in a good way.

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01:15:29,280 --> 01:15:30,960
Speaker 3: Okay, Fenn, well what do you think then?

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01:15:31,080 --> 01:15:33,920
Speaker 1: All right, I'm actually a brilliant gift giver. Okay, well

1576
01:15:33,960 --> 01:15:37,000
Speaker 1: let's hear what excellent at it? Everyone gets what you got,

1577
01:15:37,439 --> 01:15:40,400
Speaker 1: and that's just it is. Do you know it's a

1578
01:15:40,479 --> 01:15:41,000
Speaker 1: piggy bank.

1579
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:43,040
Speaker 3: It's a coin, right, and I'm gonna fill this with

1580
01:15:43,240 --> 01:15:44,639
Speaker 3: change and then take it to get.

1581
01:15:44,479 --> 01:15:46,639
Speaker 1: Your leaking roof fixed. If has that been solved yet,

1582
01:15:46,840 --> 01:15:47,360
Speaker 1: you're flooded.

1583
01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:49,080
Speaker 3: Well, this hasn't rained since we got it fixed, and

1584
01:15:49,120 --> 01:15:50,680
Speaker 3: now I have to wait nine months for my life

1585
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:53,280
Speaker 3: to fall apart. I'll fill up with water and dump

1586
01:15:53,320 --> 01:15:58,160
Speaker 3: it in, all right, Yeah, this lady sounds awful. So

1587
01:15:58,360 --> 01:16:01,160
Speaker 3: lawn ornaments and Pitbull. My idiot first thought is get

1588
01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:05,400
Speaker 3: a custom gnome of Pitbull. Oh my god. That if

1589
01:16:05,439 --> 01:16:07,479
Speaker 3: he's not already selling that on tour, he's got a

1590
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:08,560
Speaker 3: revenue stream he's not.

1591
01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:11,400
Speaker 1: I feel stupid that I gave him that idea, now

1592
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:12,680
Speaker 1: I know, but that.

1593
01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:14,800
Speaker 3: Just that grounds for a last suit. It's hard to say.

1594
01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:15,120
Speaker 1: I hope.

1595
01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:17,479
Speaker 3: So I love to sue and to sup Pitbull, to

1596
01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:20,799
Speaker 3: see him in court. What a place to see Pitbull?

1597
01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:21,840
Speaker 1: What would he wear?

1598
01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:24,920
Speaker 3: He would probably wear? I don't think he takes the

1599
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:28,559
Speaker 3: sunglasses off, No, why should he? So he's got those,

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01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:31,160
Speaker 3: and then he'd look good in court. I think he'd

1601
01:16:31,160 --> 01:16:33,720
Speaker 3: probably wear a purple. He seems like the kind of

1602
01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:35,800
Speaker 3: guy who's like, why would I wear black? When I

1603
01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:38,439
Speaker 3: can wear Teal. Right, I've got the money for Teal. Sure,

1604
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:39,639
Speaker 3: I've got Teal money.

1605
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:42,479
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, me and my classic black because nothing goes in

1606
01:16:42,600 --> 01:16:46,200
Speaker 1: my fucking skin color. Yeah, I go for like a

1607
01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:50,519
Speaker 1: pit bull gnome or I mean you said Martini's in Florida,

1608
01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:55,480
Speaker 1: martiniz and Florida, like a set of like Florida souvenir

1609
01:16:55,640 --> 01:16:58,679
Speaker 1: Martini glasses or something. I'm just going for the obvious things.

1610
01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:01,800
Speaker 1: But maybe a reality check, maybe like hidden within this

1611
01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:04,680
Speaker 1: gift that is clearly you've put a lot of time

1612
01:17:04,720 --> 01:17:06,840
Speaker 1: and effort into it, more time and effort than she's

1613
01:17:06,880 --> 01:17:09,240
Speaker 1: put into making you feel happy and comfortable. Just put

1614
01:17:09,240 --> 01:17:11,640
Speaker 1: a little note in being like you're nothing but a.

1615
01:17:11,640 --> 01:17:15,960
Speaker 3: Bad old bitch and you change your ways. I think

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01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:19,040
Speaker 3: those are all excellent gifts. I mean she's obviously, I

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01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:21,120
Speaker 3: mean the mother in law, as I said, is trying,

1618
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:26,280
Speaker 3: has a good heart and is just struggling, just struggling,

1619
01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:29,280
Speaker 3: and this unfair daughter in law is attacking her on

1620
01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:32,599
Speaker 3: a podcast. So first of all, one gift, Stepanie can

1621
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:35,320
Speaker 3: give hers an apology. Maybe that's a form of a

1622
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:40,280
Speaker 3: trip to Florida to see pitball in Miami, dude, But

1623
01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:43,080
Speaker 3: it's just the two of them, so they can bond. Meanwhile,

1624
01:17:43,160 --> 01:17:47,000
Speaker 3: her husband's at home redecorating because she's obviously working on

1625
01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:49,240
Speaker 3: her house turning up full pitball.

1626
01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:55,200
Speaker 1: So when she returns, dude, that would be I'm obsessed

1627
01:17:55,240 --> 01:17:59,400
Speaker 1: with the only the house renovation part of Queeraye because

1628
01:17:59,479 --> 01:18:01,439
Speaker 1: I am for the day when they get it wrong

1629
01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:08,160
Speaker 1: where they're like, welcome to your new pitbull themed mansion.

1630
01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:12,000
Speaker 3: Then the first is just trapped, just like starts crying,

1631
01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:14,679
Speaker 3: You've ruined my life.

1632
01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,400
Speaker 1: Well, you've got some good ideas there.

1633
01:18:18,439 --> 01:18:21,519
Speaker 3: I think that, Wow, Stephanie. Stephanie got more than she

1634
01:18:21,640 --> 01:18:25,559
Speaker 3: bargained for. She got so many gift ideas. And meanwhile,

1635
01:18:26,080 --> 01:18:28,520
Speaker 3: get your mother in law listening to this podcast, Stephanie,

1636
01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:32,080
Speaker 3: so she can find out what a horrible daughter in

1637
01:18:32,160 --> 01:18:35,519
Speaker 3: law you are and then she'll feel justified in attacking

1638
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:40,760
Speaker 3: you about losing a family member. Stephanie. I hope that

1639
01:18:40,840 --> 01:18:44,599
Speaker 3: this trip to Florida heels every trip to Florida here.

1640
01:18:44,880 --> 01:18:46,720
Speaker 1: I've never been, but I really want to go now.

1641
01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:50,960
Speaker 3: It's a place, It's a place in the United States.

1642
01:18:52,439 --> 01:18:56,040
Speaker 3: We love our Florida listener. I love my international fans.

1643
01:18:57,479 --> 01:19:00,280
Speaker 3: It's fun that to imagine a Florida listener as an

1644
01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:02,800
Speaker 3: international fan that gives them an exotic.

1645
01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:07,280
Speaker 1: Because once I went on holiday to Iceland and my

1646
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:08,519
Speaker 1: heart's still really there.

1647
01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:15,439
Speaker 3: Ah fan, we answered it perfectly perfectly, and now I'm

1648
01:19:15,520 --> 01:19:17,479
Speaker 3: here with my coke bottle. I can't wait to have

1649
01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:20,800
Speaker 3: this in my office decorating. I'll probably use it to

1650
01:19:20,840 --> 01:19:22,920
Speaker 3: bay a water out. You should fill it with sprite

1651
01:19:23,240 --> 01:19:26,439
Speaker 3: or so interesting. Would be kind of a strange choice.

1652
01:19:26,439 --> 01:19:28,439
Speaker 3: Whe I'm drinking the sprite out of a coke bottle,

1653
01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:29,240
Speaker 3: you would really look like.

1654
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:31,559
Speaker 1: An elf if you've got a big straw and your

1655
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:36,080
Speaker 1: boyfriend like you trunk in the day. This is a

1656
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:37,479
Speaker 1: regular coke bottle.

1657
01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:41,120
Speaker 3: I'm so happy to have it, and I'm so happy

1658
01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:42,360
Speaker 3: we're here. What a thrill.

1659
01:19:42,439 --> 01:19:44,360
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for having this is genuinely the

1660
01:19:44,479 --> 01:19:48,200
Speaker 1: best thing that could have happened to me. Podcast wise. Honestly,

1661
01:19:48,240 --> 01:19:50,400
Speaker 1: I have never skipped an episode and I will listen

1662
01:19:50,439 --> 01:19:51,360
Speaker 1: to this episode two.

1663
01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:57,080
Speaker 3: This has been such a wonderful time, and the listener again,

1664
01:19:57,280 --> 01:20:01,519
Speaker 3: go listen to Fenn and see You're live. There's some

1665
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:04,120
Speaker 3: controversy there. We don't know if we're going to see

1666
01:20:04,160 --> 01:20:08,040
Speaker 3: concerts or not, but I guess we're leading pro Thank

1667
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:10,400
Speaker 3: you for being here, thank you for having me listener.

1668
01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:14,640
Speaker 3: The podcast is simply over. It's uh, you're not going

1669
01:20:14,680 --> 01:20:16,600
Speaker 3: to hear that much more audio unless you stay for

1670
01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:19,640
Speaker 3: the credits, which you probably should. You owe me that

1671
01:20:19,960 --> 01:20:23,200
Speaker 3: much you owe yourself. You'll probably learn something in the credits,

1672
01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:26,720
Speaker 3: I imagine. Please move on with your day. I've got

1673
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:29,960
Speaker 3: to do it the same with mine. I love you, goodbye,

1674
01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:38,040
Speaker 3: I said, no Gifts is an exactly right production. It's

1675
01:20:38,080 --> 01:20:41,600
Speaker 3: produced by our dear friend Analise Nilson, and it's beautifully

1676
01:20:41,640 --> 01:20:44,920
Speaker 3: mixed by Leona Squilatchi. And we couldn't do it without

1677
01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:49,040
Speaker 3: our guest booker, Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course,

1678
01:20:49,320 --> 01:20:53,519
Speaker 3: could only come from miracle worker Amy Man. You must

1679
01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:56,479
Speaker 3: follow the show on Instagram. At I said no gifts.

1680
01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:58,720
Speaker 3: I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you

1681
01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:01,240
Speaker 3: get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting.

1682
01:21:01,360 --> 01:21:03,040
Speaker 3: And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts.

1683
01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:11,960
Speaker 2: But I invited you here, thought I made myself perfectly clear.

1684
01:21:13,280 --> 01:21:18,360
Speaker 2: When you're I guess to my home, you gotta come

1685
01:21:18,439 --> 01:21:24,200
Speaker 2: to me empty. And I said no guests your own

1686
01:21:24,320 --> 01:21:30,599
Speaker 2: presences presents enough, and I already had too much stuff.

1687
01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:34,519
Speaker 1: So how do you dare to surbey me?