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Speaker 1: My girl, what's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Is just the right number.

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Speaker 3: It's the line good by just call.

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Speaker 4: Me back if you haven't heard the loser line before.

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Speaker 4: It works like this. Let's say someone approaches you while

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Speaker 4: you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup

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Speaker 4: line on you. Hi there, Oh, I saw you across

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Speaker 4: the room and I thought, did she invent the airplane?

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Speaker 4: Because she's just right for me?

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Speaker 5: Get you know you? Actually I didn't get it when

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Speaker 5: you explained it to them afterwards.

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Speaker 4: You want to see a cool scar, By the way,

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Speaker 4: whatever you do, say no to seeing the cool scar. Instead,

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Speaker 4: pull his shirt up over his head so that he

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Speaker 4: can't see, and write the loser line number right there

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Speaker 4: on his tummy. It's close to my scar to so

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Speaker 4: hopefully he calls it and leaves you an awkward voicemail

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Speaker 4: that we can play on the air. Voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Ray, it's and.

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Speaker 6: I know.

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Speaker 3: Last time we talked, I said I would be okay

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Speaker 3: with living with a guy that was living with his parents,

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Speaker 3: But after thinking about it more, I'm sorry. I just

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Speaker 3: really don't think I can do it. It's just like

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Speaker 3: I already lived with my parents, so to move from

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Speaker 3: my parents' house to your parents' house. I just like,

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Speaker 3: I feel like I'll feel like I'm back in the

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Speaker 3: eighth grade again, you know. So, I don't think there's

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Speaker 3: gonna be anything romantic between us, but if you want

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Speaker 3: to hang out, maybe do something like a game night,

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Speaker 3: my parents would probably be up for that. Honestly, they're

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Speaker 3: home all the time. They're always bored, and it would

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Speaker 3: be great for me to get them out of the house.

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Speaker 3: But just for like a few hours at least. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: so desperate for some alone time.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, she there at the game night. She's just

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Speaker 4: dumping her parents off on you.

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Speaker 1: I didn't take that up till the very end.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, idea. I think both familieshould just move in together,

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Speaker 7: become a commune.

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Speaker 5: It's I know she has a loser line, but I

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Speaker 5: kind of feel her like, if you're living with your parents,

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Speaker 5: you can't also date someone living with your parents.

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Speaker 4: Ye have some standards.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Hey, ceec u Is.

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Speaker 6: I just wanted to say you look really really nice

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Speaker 6: at the SAM meeting yesterday.

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Speaker 2: Uh not that I was staring or anything.

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Speaker 7: But uh, just I think you you're really cool.

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Speaker 6: And that's why I'm calling. I was actually hoping you

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Speaker 6: and I could maybe Graham dinners. Sometimes it doesn't have

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Speaker 6: to be shaghetty, it just really really freaks me out.

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Speaker 5: Spaghetti.

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Speaker 4: At least you're coming clean about your fears early on

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Speaker 4: our relationship because you don't want to get to all

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Speaker 4: of garden and have them be curled up in the

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Speaker 4: corner shrinking out when the lasagna goes.

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Speaker 6: I mean.

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Speaker 7: That fine.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a little more.

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Speaker 7: A little more.

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Speaker 5: You can also compliment women without having to add not

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Speaker 5: that I was staring anything. It's like me.

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Speaker 4: But you know what, speaking of being freaked out by

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Speaker 4: stringy things, have you seen Alexis's new haircut.

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Speaker 3: I didn't get it cut and her hair is great stringing.

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Speaker 4: You definitely need to check it out. It's on our

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Speaker 4: TikTok and Brook and Jeffrey. Personally, I love it, And

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Speaker 4: I don't want to say that she's not happy about

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Speaker 4: it with her current stylist because that'd be rude, especially

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Speaker 4: because Brook has some type of like personal connection with

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Speaker 4: the stylist.

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Speaker 3: Could get a little messy.

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Speaker 5: She's also my friend and also my stylust.

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Speaker 4: Definitely don't talk too much trick. But the good news

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Speaker 4: is it can only get better from here. Let's get

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Speaker 4: to the next one.

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Speaker 6: It's not even string.

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Speaker 1: Are you not calling me back because of what you

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Speaker 1: saw on your bill at the bar? I told the

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Speaker 1: bartender that I was your girlfriend and I ordered a

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Speaker 1: ton of fried trim. Do you know that shrimpocalypse butter?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it is so good. I know I

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Speaker 1: owe you twenty five bucks whatever. Honestly, I already smell

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Speaker 1: like the ocean anyway, so like in a good way, obviously,

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Speaker 1: because seagulls, dude follow me home that night, so you know,

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Speaker 1: like not even kidding, like they really did follow me home.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 5: Followed her house?

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Speaker 4: Seagulls had nothing trim.

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Speaker 5: Shrimp girls got an A plus.

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Speaker 4: Yeahper friends hear this clip and she gets the nickname

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Speaker 4: shrimp Pocalypse for the rest of her life, a prown calypse.

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Speaker 4: There's a prawn worked in their way back. I think, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it's funny.

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Speaker 2: Is this Champman?

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Speaker 7: Sorry to call you like this, but the number you

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Speaker 7: gave me for for your father, it didn't work because

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Speaker 7: I was hoping to ask him for permission to ask you.

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Speaker 2: How Like I'm kind of old school about these things,

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Speaker 2: Like I Honestly, I like went in.

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Speaker 7: I was thinking about getting in like a blue suit

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Speaker 7: and like looking up like where he lives to go,

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Speaker 7: h like ask him in person. But then I thought, no,

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Speaker 7: that would that would be That'd be kind of weird.

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Speaker 3: But I'm old school like that, and it like extends

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Speaker 3: to the bedroom, you know what I mean, But not

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Speaker 3: in a weird way.

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Speaker 7: Not not any weird stuff.

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Speaker 2: I prefer more of a like a traditional approach. And uh,

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Speaker 2: I'm saying it's quite a don't ask my cousin about that, though,

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I am frightened by all of that.

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Speaker 4: Is he laughing at the memory of what happened with

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Speaker 4: his cousin? Or is he laughing because it was a terrible,

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Speaker 4: terrible joke. I know, Brooke, you don't joke about that stuff.

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Speaker 4: That's a happy memory that you should never laugh at.

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Speaker 7: I understand.

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Speaker 5: Why is old school always like women are property?

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Speaker 4: I know, I'm so old school.

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Speaker 5: I won't even let your vote. Yeah, let your dad

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Speaker 5: make all the.

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Speaker 4: Decision, and that extends into the bedroom. Dad, Is it

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Speaker 4: okay if I do this? No, we've made progress since then, Brooke.

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Speaker 4: Sorry to make it hot here, move on, listen to

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Speaker 4: the Loser Line regularly at this time every week, and

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Speaker 4: make sure you subscribe to the Brook and Jeffery YouTube channel.

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Speaker 4: We can listen to all of our loser lines, our

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Speaker 4: second dates, and our phone tabs right there.

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Speaker 5: Old school like that, Jack permission.

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Speaker 4: First, you got an old school phone tap coming up

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Speaker 4: right

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Speaker 7: After this, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,