WEBVTT - The Fifth Hour: "Loungin' Like Biggie" Mail Bag 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:01.440 Kutbooms. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:05.360 If you thought four hours a day, twelve hundred minutes 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the Old Republic, a soul fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.480 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:19.440 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. Wow to the Clearinghouse 0:00:19.480 --> 0:00:23.200 of hot takes, break free for something special. The Fifth 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:29.280 Hour with Ben Maller starts right now. 0:00:28.960 --> 0:00:34.680 In the air everywhere. The Fifth Hour with Me, Ben 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:40.160 Mahler and Danny g Radio and a happy NFL Sunday. 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:45.240 The Audio Sweatshop does not stop. We had a very 0:00:45.280 --> 0:00:49.720 sporty edition of this podcast yesterday. I must Danny take 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:53.120 a shower. We can't do all sporty all the time. 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:56.720 Fortunately we have the mailbag today and we have football. 0:00:57.440 --> 0:01:02.400 The Lrims and the Jacksonville a couple of four and 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:06.959 two teams. Don't like the London game, Danny, I don't these. 0:01:06.800 --> 0:01:09.840 Are but London actually gets a couple of decent teams 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:10.319 to watch. 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:16.080 In theory. The Rams don't have Puka Nakuah. Your Raiders 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:19.560 play the Chiefs. That should not be a very competitive game. 0:01:19.640 --> 0:01:22.160 Unfortunately they well, we'll see who knows. That's that's why 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:24.800 they play the games, that's why they People. 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:27.520 Have said that in past matchups between those two and 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:32.480 Max Crosby's all over Mahomes and Kermit goes down and 0:01:33.080 --> 0:01:37.160 Max has another sack and the Raiders intercept Mahomes and 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:40.600 run it back pick six. Remember that from Jack Jones. Yeah, 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:43.800 Christmas a couple of years back. But you're right. Usually 0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:46.080 it's just the Chiefs beating up on the Raiders. 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:50.440 Well, Gino can not throw an interception then, yet shot 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:51.000 to at least. 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:54.000 Keep it cute. It'll just limit it to one turnover, Gino, 0:01:54.280 --> 0:01:55.480 just one, just one. 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:57.000 Just we're at that point. 0:01:57.240 --> 0:01:57.640 Just one. 0:01:58.120 --> 0:02:02.280 Based on records the Rams Jaguars game as mentioned, what 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:07.320 else is Colts Chargers also record wise five and one. 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:10.480 Chargers are four and two with Sunday night, what do 0:02:10.520 --> 0:02:15.360 we have the Niners tonight? Yeah, Niners and Falcons. 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:19.880 Falcons had a big win over the Bills. Though, are 0:02:19.919 --> 0:02:21.919 they for real or was that a mirage? 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:24.320 Well, normally what the Atlanta Falcons have done is they 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:26.160 get a big win, then they come back and drop 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:29.000 a deuce their next game. So we'll see if they 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:29.440 do that here. 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:31.800 I'm looking to lose to the Panthers thirty to nothing. 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:34.919 Yeah, we got two Monday night football games tomorrow, the 0:02:35.480 --> 0:02:38.960 game Tampa and Detroit. I'm looking forward to that. That's tomorrow, though, 0:02:38.960 --> 0:02:41.840 that's not that is going to be good. I guess 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:46.960 Eagles Vikings not terrible. That's not a terrible matchup. Eagles 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:48.400 and Vikings. 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:53.560 Eagles need to rebound and the Lions need to rebound 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:54.040 as well. 0:02:54.600 --> 0:02:57.119 Absolutely, those are some of the games today. But let's 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:59.880 get to the mailbag. And that means, Ohio, al can 0:02:59.880 --> 0:03:01.280 you please get me in the mood? 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:19.720 Ohio, Yeah, no more sports talk, man, It's. 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:20.160 All right, thank you. Yes, we got to get away 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:22.079 from the sports talk. We're ruining our reputation on the 0:03:22.080 --> 0:03:26.720 Fifth Hour podcast. So Jake in Toledo, the Jake, it says, 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:29.680 the Jake in Toledo. He writes in these are actual 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:32.799 letters by actual listeners to the show. People have sent 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:36.200 their letters in care of Real fifth Hour at gmail 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:38.880 dot com. Has Real fifth Hour at gmail dot com. 0:03:39.120 --> 0:03:41.440 And Jake writes and says, hey, Ben and Danny, did 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:44.280 you hear that Tigers play by play announcer Dan Dickerson's 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:49.000 hot mike incident following the a l D s Yes, 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:51.200 that was great. He did not want to do the 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:55.400 postgame thing that he had to do. And yeah, yeah, 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:55.960 he says. 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:58.400 To this is even necessary. 0:03:58.880 --> 0:04:01.600 Yeah, he says, do either you have any memorable hot 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:05.160 mic incidents of your own or any favorites you've heard 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:10.160 on a hockey season onto hockey season. Let's go red 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:15.320 wings from Jake in Toledo. So there have been many 0:04:15.520 --> 0:04:19.680 wonderful hot mic situations. You actually appreciate this, Jake. So 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:23.960 when I was doing vocal radio in La, the Angels 0:04:24.000 --> 0:04:27.240 had a broadcaster named Mario and Pemba who became a 0:04:27.240 --> 0:04:31.919 Detroit Tigers broadcaster. And it was an Angels spring training 0:04:31.960 --> 0:04:37.000 game and they were starting the spring training broadcast and 0:04:37.960 --> 0:04:41.720 things got completely messed up. Somebody hit the wrong button. 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:45.680 Mario and Pemble's trying to talk, there's music playing, He's 0:04:45.720 --> 0:04:49.360 trying to scream over the music. It's just a total mess. 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:53.960 And in a live mic, he says, this is I 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:56.239 forget exactly what he said. It was like a cluster 0:04:56.640 --> 0:04:59.960 F but he didn't say F. And it was broadcast 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:03.440 asked on the air, and so I, through sources I 0:05:03.440 --> 0:05:06.000 will not reveal even though the statute of limitations as 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:08.240 went out. I got my hands on a copy of 0:05:08.320 --> 0:05:12.560 this audio and we played it on the radio, and 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:14.719 you know, this is before social media and all. That 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:17.200 we played it on the radio was hilarious, and we 0:05:17.240 --> 0:05:20.040 actually got a cease and desist letter from the Angels 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:23.159 in Major League Baseball because they were apparently that was 0:05:23.360 --> 0:05:25.080 MLB properties and we were not allowed to. 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:27.840 But it was hilarious. You were saying the Angels were 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:29.200 even little bitches back then. 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:31.640 I'm just saying they did not appreciate they did not 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:35.960 appreciate the comedic value of that. There was an incident 0:05:35.960 --> 0:05:40.080 at Fox Sports Radio. We were doing the Blitz me 0:05:40.120 --> 0:05:45.200 and Tom Looney on a Sunday, which was a seven 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:49.160 hour day of radio. I think it was seven I 0:05:49.279 --> 0:05:52.599 We started at ten in the morning, ten eleven, twelve, 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:56.560 one to the Yeah, we went to seven hours, went 0:05:56.600 --> 0:06:00.200 to four o'clock, did seven hours of radio and one 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:03.479 of our engineers, I will not name the person, but 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:08.239 he was not always the most meticulous danny at his job, 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:14.000 so he also had kind of a limp. So not 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:16.440 that that matters, but just made the story right. Because 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:19.919 we were we were doing the show, we go to 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:25.080 a commercial time out, our engineer kind of hobbles down 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:28.440 the hall to go get some water. We were in 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:35.200 the old studio, and five minutes later we see him 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:40.000 hobbling and like trying to run because apparently he had 0:06:40.080 --> 0:06:44.039 left our microphones on. And myself and Tom liked to 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:48.880 gossip a lot about the radio, and we were on 0:06:49.080 --> 0:06:52.600 the whole time in the background, like and he was. 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:57.159 It was Unfortunately we weren't like right on the you know, 0:06:57.240 --> 0:06:58.320 the mics are on, but you're not. 0:06:58.800 --> 0:07:01.800 Yeah, you were just faintly heard in the background. 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:05.839 Yes, yes, And thank god we could only be faintly heard, 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:08.360 because if you we could actually be heard, that would 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:10.760 have been the end of my broadcasting career. That and 0:07:10.840 --> 0:07:12.480 Looney as well, that would have been the end of it. 0:07:12.520 --> 0:07:14.360 But yeah, that was That was famous. 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:16.640 I mean this, it did. 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:19.160 There have been a bunch a lot of it's recorded stuff. 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:23.440 Bill O'Reilly. You know, I'll do We'll do a live, 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:27.040 I'll do a live you know that thing a cy 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:30.200 case I'm sick and coming in upbeat song and I 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:32.640 gotta do a dead dog. I gotta do a dog 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:34.880 a dedication about a dead dog. 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:35.520 You know. 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:40.840 That's so good, so so freaking good. But yeah, stuff happens. 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:45.400 You know, it's live radio, all right. Next up on 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:49.160 the mailbag, Kevin in Minneapolis writes in he says, Uh, 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:54.440 there have been multiple reports of a creepy clown or 0:07:54.560 --> 0:08:01.120 clowns harassing residents in Cloquette, Minnesota, says, but the police 0:08:01.920 --> 0:08:05.880 here locally have not been able to figure out what's 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:11.000 going on. He says, according to the media here, locals 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:14.119 have reported on social media seeing clowns that were armed 0:08:14.160 --> 0:08:20.040 with knives. However, the police department has found no suspects 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:23.320 or anything. And so Kevin says, Ben and Danny, could 0:08:23.320 --> 0:08:29.080 this be where Hayes from Minnesota lives. That's from Kevin 0:08:29.560 --> 0:08:31.840 in Minneapolis. So this guy, I don't know if you 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:34.559 know Hayes case is a guy that works at a 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:38.240 cemetery in Minnesota and calls up every so often and 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:41.120 sounds like a guy that may or may not have 0:08:41.200 --> 0:08:45.760 partaken in some kind of sadistic rituals involving human sacrifice. 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:49.200 So what do you want me to do, Kevin? Doesn't 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:51.400 the clown thing pop up every couple of years in 0:08:51.440 --> 0:08:54.600 some town, Danny, where there's like weird clown sightings. Oh 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:58.480 my gosh, yeah, it's not not that unusual. Mike from 0:08:58.559 --> 0:09:02.000 SoCal in Orange writes and says, hey, bandon, Danny, g 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:04.480 I know you guys both go to Trader Joe's. Whose 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:08.400 side are you on? As Trader Joe's is being sued 0:09:08.400 --> 0:09:15.800 by Smuckers for ripping off uncrustables? Mike, I support I 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:19.480 support Trader Joe's, he says, And he says, do they 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:20.120 have a case? 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:21.679 Well? 0:09:21.760 --> 0:09:23.400 Yeah, as you know, Mike, I'm not a lawyer, but 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:26.000 I play one on the radio and podcasting. So they 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:28.520 have a case. You can sue anybody for anything. Now 0:09:28.520 --> 0:09:32.560 will they win? That's the question. And here's my problem 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:35.880 with Smuckers on this, Danny. I go to Trader Joe's 0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:37.480 at least once a week to get some kind of 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:41.800 crap for dinner or whatever. And I didn't even know 0:09:41.840 --> 0:09:44.760 they made these. Now I want to try them, the 0:09:45.320 --> 0:09:48.120 Trader Joe's generic brand uncrustables. 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:52.079 I want that. Yeah, I will say this, I've tried 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:54.920 the Trader Joe's version. You have them not as good 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:55.720 as the Smucker. 0:09:56.840 --> 0:09:58.400 Why what is lacking in it? 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:01.680 Don't Maybe there's more sugar and the Smucker. 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:03.560 More chemicals, more sugar more. 0:10:03.880 --> 0:10:06.280 Yes, definitely. Okay. 0:10:06.440 --> 0:10:09.199 Is the Trader Joe's version cheaper? I would think it would. 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:11.199 Be cheaper, maybe by just a little bit. 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:14.000 What is the law on that? Because I know that 0:10:14.040 --> 0:10:19.680 if you go to like Walmart or you know, the 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:22.200 cereal business, there's those ripoff serials. 0:10:22.200 --> 0:10:24.800 Oh yeah, yeah, the the yellow bag version. 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:30.559 Yeah, like so that's allowed? What like this isn't allowed that. 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:33.199 I'm looking at the story here. Mike sent a link 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:37.360 and it's essentially saying the Smucker's argument is that they 0:10:37.480 --> 0:10:40.760 took Trader Joe's, used the same color palette and a 0:10:40.800 --> 0:10:42.000 similar logo. 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:46.320 Same formula, and they Smuckers claims that they've spent over 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:51.360 a billion dollars developing uncrustables the in the good will 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:54.839 associated with them. The company said in a lawsuit. 0:10:54.559 --> 0:10:58.280 Well, ship, come on, I mean, what kind of bull 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:02.000 crap if you spent a billion dollars. Listen, when I 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:05.960 was a kid, we made we made those. I don't 0:11:05.960 --> 0:11:09.160 want the crust mom, Okay, I'll cut the crust off. 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:12.240 Boom and crustables was born at the Mallor mansion. Why 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:14.480 didn't my mom get the money? My god, come on, 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:16.320 it's ridiculous. 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:17.240 Thanks, Mike. 0:11:17.360 --> 0:11:18.359 I do love Trader. 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:20.880 Joe's, though, that's a billion dollar idea. Apparently. 0:11:21.160 --> 0:11:24.160 The only problem I have with Trader Joe's as an 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:28.719 introvert no self checkout. You always have to deal with 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:31.800 somebody at the checkout counter, and it's always some kind of. 0:11:31.840 --> 0:11:34.560 Yeah, and they train their employees to talk your air off. 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:35.240 Oh yeah. 0:11:35.240 --> 0:11:38.160 It's always like some woman in her thirties has got 0:11:38.200 --> 0:11:42.440 like pink or purple hair. Oh, you're having pizza. How 0:11:42.440 --> 0:11:44.400 did you figure that out? Because I bought pizza dough 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:47.160 and tomato sauce, and I bought cheese. I wonder how 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:49.360 you figured out I'm having pizza for dinner. My god, 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:51.160 what do you have? You're a psyche. 0:11:51.760 --> 0:11:54.000 Brenda told me she was at Trader Joe's the other 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:56.880 day and the checker was like a kid in his 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:59.760 early twenties, and he was asking everybody in line what 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:02.559 they're favorite animal was Wow. 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:04.959 Uh there you go? 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:08.080 Yeah, yeah, I asked her. I said, did you tell 0:12:08.160 --> 0:12:08.720 them a liger? 0:12:09.520 --> 0:12:09.920 Yeah? 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:11.800 It's good. 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:17.640 Yeah. I I recall, Well, mine's the Komodo Dragon. I 0:12:17.679 --> 0:12:20.040 like the Komodo dragon. But the uh remember the trade. 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:22.040 We did a story on the fifth Hour podcast about 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:25.280 Trader Joe's and how they train their tellers. They know 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:29.320 when you go up to a Trader Joe's employee and 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:32.360 you ask them about a product, like where a product is, 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:35.600 they'll say, Oh, it's over here, by the way, Have 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:39.040 you tried this? I just started eating. It's really good. 0:12:39.720 --> 0:12:41.040 Oh yeah. Yeah. 0:12:41.120 --> 0:12:44.720 They upsell, but they upsell it in a way where 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:47.400 they make it seem like they're your best friend. 0:12:47.920 --> 0:12:51.000 Yeah. One of the checkers told me, oh, I'll show 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:53.640 you where the mayo is. Oh my god, I switched 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:56.040 to it. It's got a lemon flavor to it. And 0:12:56.080 --> 0:13:00.480 that's all I use now is our version of mayonnaise. Like, yeah, okay, 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:04.160 I had this, got way too excited about mayo. 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:07.240 I had the same thing at the It wasn't Traded Jo's. 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:10.199 It was a different grocery store. And there's this specific 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:14.040 salsa that we get. We have Taco Thursday, not Taco Tuesday, 0:13:14.120 --> 0:13:17.000 Taco Thursday at the Malory Mansion. So there's a specific 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:20.600 salsa that we love that's our go to salsa. So 0:13:20.640 --> 0:13:22.960 and it's pretty expensive and used it used to be. 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:25.520 When we started buying it. It was about three dollars 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:29.280 for container of salsa. Now it's six dollars and forty 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:32.040 cents for the same container of salce. They must have 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:34.800 started putting gold in there. So I get the salsa 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:36.480 and I check out, and this woman's like, oh that's 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:39.480 the Oh that's such good salsah. She's like God, and 0:13:39.600 --> 0:13:43.320 she's like she's like waxing poetic loquation. It was like 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:46.560 that she was doing a tribute, a love song to 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:49.199 the salsa. I was like, just calm down, lady, it's 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:51.920 it's just a freaking thing of salcea. It's not that 0:13:51.920 --> 0:13:55.960 big a deal. Ferg Dog in Fullerton writes, in that 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:58.040 winder winter Land and we're almost to the point where 0:13:58.040 --> 0:14:00.560 we're getting those winter tire rack commercials. We'll get those 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:03.760 in soon. Ferg Dog and Fullerton writes, and he says, hello, 0:14:03.840 --> 0:14:06.520 Ben and Danny g I have a follow up question 0:14:07.200 --> 0:14:10.679 to the origin story of how you became Ben plastic Man. 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:14.160 That's right, last week we revealed I'm still here. I 0:14:14.200 --> 0:14:19.880 survived my crossover. I have a plastic like senses I do. 0:14:20.680 --> 0:14:23.200 He says, did you bite off a chunk of the 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:26.680 plastic fork in your mouth? Or did you break apart 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:29.120 or did it break apart in the bowl and you 0:14:29.240 --> 0:14:32.520 just kind of scooped up the broken part. Great question 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:34.680 for a dog, good investigative journalism? 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:36.760 Is it a great question? 0:14:39.160 --> 0:14:43.800 I actually used my powerful chompers and I bit it 0:14:43.840 --> 0:14:46.880 off in my mouth. I bit the fork, the piece 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:48.000 of the fork off. 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:54.200 Eating reighty. Who has more impressive chompers? You or Freddie Freeman? 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:57.800 Freddy's got he should do a dental commercial billboards for 0:14:58.080 --> 0:15:02.960 a dentist. Also, Ferg Do says, by the time you 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:05.480 open up the mail bag here I sent this obviously 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:08.000 a couple of days ago, the Dodgers will have swept 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:13.120 the Brewers. Do you think it will be any consolation 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:16.360 prize whatsoever for the brew crew that they won all 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:19.400 six regular season games against the Dodgers? Or do you 0:15:19.560 --> 0:15:24.200 think that they're pretty bummed out right now? That's Ferg Dog. 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:28.400 So the series ended on Friday. How many of the 0:15:28.400 --> 0:15:30.160 players are in Hawaii, Danny? And how many of the 0:15:30.160 --> 0:15:32.040 players are in Cancun? You want to do a breakdown? 0:15:32.040 --> 0:15:34.120 Do you have a ven diagram, Danny on where the 0:15:34.160 --> 0:15:35.320 Brewer players are on vacations? 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:39.440 Well, unfortunately your allotted sports talk time has expired. 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:41.600 Okay, we must move on in the broadcast, I'm sorry 0:15:41.640 --> 0:15:44.440 for a dog. If you want sporty fifth hour, tune 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:48.920 into Saturday's podcast. It was all sporty, all sporty, all 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:52.640 the time. Eric writes in from Parts Unknown. He says, 0:15:52.960 --> 0:15:56.040 a love radio and you and Danny g are great. 0:15:56.080 --> 0:16:01.560 It's more personal, more personally, says, get to know you 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:04.880 as a human being, for better or worse. Your challenge, 0:16:04.920 --> 0:16:08.840 he says, is to identify the words and idioms of 0:16:08.920 --> 0:16:13.800 the week contained herein. It will be difficult for babbling 0:16:13.920 --> 0:16:18.160 nimrods like yourselves. So I guess this is a riddle. 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:25.120 I'm gonna say that the Eric know you as a 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:28.920 human being, that's an idiom for better or worse as 0:16:28.960 --> 0:16:33.080 an idiom, And that's all I got. 0:16:33.640 --> 0:16:35.640 Yeah, I would like to say it's too damn early 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:37.000 in the morning for riddles. 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:40.680 Yeah. I do like the use of nimrod though. It's 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:42.520 a fun word. Nimrod. I should use that word. 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:45.080 I agree. I like that too, that's a good one. 0:16:45.200 --> 0:16:48.240 I like Dingleberry and Schmendrick. I use those words nimrod. 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:50.720 I need what do you think the most annoying word is? 0:16:50.760 --> 0:16:53.160 They were talking about this in the studio the other day, 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:58.160 your boy the vegan. He he said, I think that 0:16:58.280 --> 0:17:01.240 the word moist bothers people the most. 0:17:02.000 --> 0:17:04.639 I have heard people annoyed by the word moist. That 0:17:04.880 --> 0:17:10.320 there's people I've come across normally women get very upset 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:10.760 by the word. 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:16.199 Why. I don't know, That's what he was debating with 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:18.879 some people, like, wellhy are women offended by that word 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:22.360 or bothered by that word so much? Well? 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:25.240 The one when you think of words that bother people 0:17:25.800 --> 0:17:28.359 with women, there's a word that starts with a C. 0:17:28.600 --> 0:17:31.520 Danny that I thought, Yeah, yeah, But I mean, how 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:34.520 about words that aren't meant to offend a woman? 0:17:35.160 --> 0:17:40.760 Yeah, moist is a pretty good one. I'm trying to 0:17:40.760 --> 0:17:43.760 think off the top of my head. I'm not really bothered. 0:17:44.280 --> 0:17:50.520 There's some words I have trouble saying, freak freak like vanilla, 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:54.000 vanilla No. Eddie used to say, I didn't want to 0:17:54.040 --> 0:17:59.080 say milk. That was which milk? Oh yeah, milk. It's 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:01.960 the same thing as vanila, the same thing. Yeah, yeah, 0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:04.080 he said, you say your eyes as ease. 0:18:04.200 --> 0:18:05.760 Sometimes I just want to. 0:18:05.760 --> 0:18:08.840 Make sure you're paying attention. That's all I could. I 0:18:08.880 --> 0:18:12.200 could come in here and do the King's English. If 0:18:12.200 --> 0:18:14.880 I wanted to, but I want to be relatable. I'm 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:17.159 trying to be relatable, Danny. I learned that from the 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:20.359 great Rick D's radio legend, Rick d'z Ricky. 0:18:20.400 --> 0:18:23.960 Oh in sa Quon you call him sequon? Yeah, why not? 0:18:24.160 --> 0:18:29.720 But Rick Dz would famously Rick D's would record his 0:18:29.760 --> 0:18:33.520 first hour on one oh two point seven Kiss f M. 0:18:34.160 --> 0:18:38.320 And he gave me a hallway lesson on how to 0:18:38.359 --> 0:18:42.000 record audio. He said, Ben, when I record, if I 0:18:42.040 --> 0:18:44.360 make a mistake, I leave it in. And I said, 0:18:44.359 --> 0:18:46.760 why would you do that, Rick, You're recording, He says, 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:49.080 when people are listening and they hear a mistake, they 0:18:49.119 --> 0:18:52.520 assume that it's live because if it was recorded, you 0:18:52.560 --> 0:18:55.720 would take the mistake out. I said, that's right, Rick, 0:18:56.000 --> 0:18:59.680 I'm making mistakes on purpose, just to be relatable so 0:18:59.720 --> 0:19:03.119 people think it's fresh and live and all that. Next 0:19:03.200 --> 0:19:06.840 up is a person did not sign their name. What 0:19:07.000 --> 0:19:12.600 a schmuck, it says Ben and Danny. Did you see anonymous? 0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:14.920 We'll call the person anonymous. Did you see the NFL 0:19:15.040 --> 0:19:18.080 fan find a hack to drive and watch the game 0:19:18.119 --> 0:19:21.119 at the same time. So this video went viral on TikTok, 0:19:22.080 --> 0:19:26.560 and he sent me a link here, guys driving, he 0:19:26.680 --> 0:19:30.720 put his cell phone on the dashboard. He placed the 0:19:30.760 --> 0:19:33.960 phone on the dashboard, and then the phone screen reflected 0:19:33.960 --> 0:19:37.080 onto the windshield, allowing the man to both look at 0:19:37.119 --> 0:19:40.000 the road and watch the Thursday night game. 0:19:40.000 --> 0:19:43.640 This is from the Eagles Giants game Man Ingenuitive. 0:19:44.640 --> 0:19:46.879 Yeah, I have a problem with this. I have a 0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:49.840 problem with this. My problem is, dude, we have a 0:19:49.880 --> 0:19:53.719 way to watch the game and drive. It's called radio. 0:19:54.400 --> 0:19:56.520 Just listen to the freaking game on the radio. It's 0:19:56.600 --> 0:19:59.480 better anyway radio when done right theater of the mind 0:20:00.119 --> 0:20:02.320 a good probably play announced. You don't need to watch 0:20:02.359 --> 0:20:05.439 it and drive. Listen to the freaking game on the radio. 0:20:06.040 --> 0:20:09.560 My complaint about that would be I've had the full 0:20:09.680 --> 0:20:13.679 Serious XM package before, where I can hear play by play, 0:20:14.960 --> 0:20:18.360 but it was too expensive every month, so I cut 0:20:18.440 --> 0:20:21.160 the package down and they took my play by play 0:20:21.240 --> 0:20:21.960 channels away. 0:20:23.040 --> 0:20:25.679 Well, I don't pay for the Serious XM, but I 0:20:25.760 --> 0:20:28.360 know that the Monday night and the Thursday night games 0:20:28.400 --> 0:20:30.560 are broadcast like here in LA I think they're on 0:20:30.720 --> 0:20:33.960 AM eleven fifty I think usually right, So they're on 0:20:34.000 --> 0:20:35.879 the radio. You just have to find the station, your 0:20:35.920 --> 0:20:38.840 local Westwood one affiliate, and they'll. 0:20:38.800 --> 0:20:42.040 Yeah, you're your old school AM radio, like you get 0:20:42.080 --> 0:20:43.840 the search button on your AM. 0:20:44.480 --> 0:20:47.159 Anything to save a buck, anything to save a buck, Danny, 0:20:47.200 --> 0:20:49.560 I will save. I will go to great lengths to 0:20:49.560 --> 0:20:52.760 save Lucky Tony writes in on the mail bag here 0:20:52.800 --> 0:20:55.800 on the fifth hour on this NFL Sunday Week seven, 0:20:55.840 --> 0:20:59.800 which began back on Thursday with the ben Gals up 0:21:00.040 --> 0:21:02.440 adding the Pittsburgh Steiers. Lucky Tony writes and says one 0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:08.840 word ground and fucking pound Saints nineteen Bears sixteen. Lucky 0:21:08.880 --> 0:21:12.880 Tony says, what was the best style of ball one 0:21:12.920 --> 0:21:16.119 of your teams played in any sport? Bash Brothers baseball, 0:21:16.280 --> 0:21:21.200 rich gannon air assault, he says, take care of fellas, Bears. 0:21:21.520 --> 0:21:25.440 That's from Lucky Tony. So he's talking about style. Yeah, 0:21:25.480 --> 0:21:28.680 well the Clippers, listen, they didn't win, but the Lob 0:21:28.760 --> 0:21:30.440 City Clippers were. Boy were they fund? 0:21:31.000 --> 0:21:31.160 Man? 0:21:31.200 --> 0:21:34.000 Were they fund? And for me, the Rams. I hate 0:21:34.000 --> 0:21:36.080 saying this because I wasn't a Rams fan at the time. 0:21:37.000 --> 0:21:39.760 The greatest show on turf in Saint Louis when they 0:21:39.800 --> 0:21:42.200 were putting up those huge point totals that Kurt Warner 0:21:42.200 --> 0:21:45.080 and Tory Holt and Marshall Falk and they were electric 0:21:45.160 --> 0:21:46.240 and unfortuate. 0:21:46.240 --> 0:21:48.560 Man, I don't mean to interrupt you, but I hate 0:21:48.600 --> 0:21:53.040 to say this, but you're allotted sports talk time. That's expired, right. 0:21:53.080 --> 0:21:55.119 I'm sorry about that. We must move on on the broadcast. 0:21:55.119 --> 0:21:58.840 I thank you for that though. Quang rights in from 0:21:58.840 --> 0:22:01.800 Ho Chim in Vietnam. He says, Big Ben and Daddy 0:22:01.880 --> 0:22:05.159 g in honor of Newbie Night. I asked my friend 0:22:05.240 --> 0:22:08.359 VJ to follow the Ben Maler Show podcast and to 0:22:08.480 --> 0:22:11.920 write a review. He says, By the way, what happened 0:22:11.920 --> 0:22:14.760