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Speaker 1: fricking Jeffrey in the morning, and this is your full

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Speaker 1: a little delayed, all right, and I are we're filling

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Speaker 1: in for Jake Jake Digital. Jake has been out sick

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Speaker 2: He does, and he does it so well. It's so

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Speaker 1: So, yesterday the full show didn't go up to one pm,

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's not that we weren't trying, dude, seriously.

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Speaker 3: One of the comments comments killed me of how upset

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Speaker 3: everyone was waiting. But one of my favorites was Hannah Franklin,

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Speaker 3: who said, waiting for you guys to upload the full

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Speaker 3: show today had me feeling like I was single again,

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Speaker 3: waiting it for a text back from the guy I like.

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Speaker 4: Because I I text you when you're done, and then

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but we didn't ghost you. Okay, we're here,

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Speaker 2: we really are. We're here.

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Speaker 1: Be patient with it's your full show. It's a lot

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Speaker 1: of fun today. Jeff's song is all for the moms

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Speaker 5: Yeah you really want, which is for you to leave

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Speaker 2: It's a classic Chapel Roan parody.

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Speaker 1: So definitely stick around for that new second day and

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Speaker 2: It starts now.

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Speaker 5: Wherever you listen to us. Do you like the state

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Speaker 6: There's between.

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Speaker 5: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And I asked

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Speaker 1: I feel like this is all dependent on how well

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Speaker 2: You know, like how much pride you actually have.

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Speaker 5: Well, they consider a lot of different factors into the

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Speaker 5: quality of life there. I wonder if you'll be surprised

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Speaker 5: by the results though, So I'll get to number one

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Speaker 5: in a second. But starting with number ten, Washington State,

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you a couple of those two, But eight

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Speaker 6: These are all very nature centric places.

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Speaker 5: Coming in at number three, Brooks home state of Idahoay.

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Speaker 2: Okay, obviously because I am from there. Oh no, you're

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Speaker 5: That's where brook is from and it's where they send

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's so many mountains where you can live

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Speaker 6: It's like central like you can get a flight from there.

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Speaker 7: It actually ranked forty eighth in nature.

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Speaker 5: Sofet that's what I said. Meanwhile, you asked about the

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Speaker 5: You're from one of those places, listen, I didn't make

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Speaker 5: To give us a question that well today, well, okay,

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Speaker 9: it's illegal to tear the tag off your own mattress,

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Speaker 5: But still there's Idaho coming out.

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Speaker 9: There's a lot of other things that sound illegal but

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Speaker 9: So we're gonna start with the woman whose blonde dye

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Speaker 9: job is a crime against fashion. That is Alexis, Alexis.

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Speaker 5: Give me a number that's not true?

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Speaker 5: All right, Alexis.

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Speaker 9: Your suspected illegal activity is flipping off a cop.

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Speaker 5: Is that a fake crime?

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Speaker 6: Or are you going to be doing the time? That

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Speaker 2: Oh my god? Have you done that before? Alexis?

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Speaker 3: No, I don't get like crime. Okay, I think it's

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Speaker 6: Totally? Don't flip off cop? But is it illegal?

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Speaker 9: No, it's it's protected free speech under the First Amendment.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to go with number one. Can't you tell

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Speaker 9: I got my tears a little bit, brook. Your suspected

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Speaker 5: Oh this is interesting because if you are sleeping in

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Speaker 2: I've been woken up by cops in my car before. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We didn't have a tent because I was poor, and

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Speaker 1: I'm going to say it is illegal, do the crime.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, that is a fake crime.

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Speaker 9: It's almost always legal if you're not trespassing, and you

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Speaker 6: Are you on a public beach?

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Speaker 5: Is that a personal thing that you learned Ashton about

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Speaker 9: You're suspected illegal activity? Is driving barefoot.

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Speaker 6: Big crime?

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Speaker 5: Or due the time?

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Speaker 10: You know?

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Speaker 4: As he reminds me, I was in Hawaii one time

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Speaker 6: I don't like it's Hawaii.

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Speaker 2: Right, I've driven barefoot before, But my mom's told me

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they do.

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Speaker 6: I know you love to drive with your silk slippers.

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Speaker 6: You're driving slippers, but if you were going barefoot.

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Speaker 5: No, I need to ask my chauffeur what he does.

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Speaker 5: I need to text you a little bit.

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Speaker 7: Later on that.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's illegal.

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Speaker 6: That is a fake crime.

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Speaker 9: So if you see bigfoot driving totally in the clear. Okay, Jeff,

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Speaker 9: if you get this correct, you and Alexis will win

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Speaker 9: the fake crime or do the time edition of plenty

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Speaker 5: So, Jeff, give me a number of police fourteen.

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Speaker 9: You're suspended illegal activity? Is using a fake name online?

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Speaker 2: Is that the crime?

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Speaker 7: I don't even think I use my own real name

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Speaker 5: Yeah, aren't Younby or something young Jeffrey.

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Speaker 9: You said fake crime.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry you're doing the time. That's illegal.

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Speaker 9: If you create a fake profile or use their name,

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Speaker 9: that violates the Computer Fried and Abuse Act, you can

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Speaker 6: Take money.

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Speaker 5: That's a lot different than using a fake name on

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Speaker 2: There might be a real young Jeffrey out there.

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Speaker 7: That's fair.

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Speaker 6: I am so famous by accident.

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Speaker 7: It's all the young Jeffreys.

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Speaker 5: I apologize to stealing your identity. And that means that

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Speaker 5: Alexis has won today's edition of.

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Speaker 6: I'm twenty a Right.

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Speaker 5: And Alexis you get to choose who gets shocked while

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Speaker 5: singing the theme from Cops, Bad Boys.

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Speaker 7: Who's it gonna be?

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Speaker 2: I mean, you're the criminal in the room we found.

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Speaker 1: Out, d.

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Speaker 5: Okay, bad boys, Bad Boys. What you're gonna do? What

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Speaker 5: you're gonna do when they come for you? Bad boys?

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Speaker 5: Bad That is your shot collar question of the day.

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Speaker 7: We got to follow tap coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 10: Minutes, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: It's Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning. Make sure you follow

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Speaker 5: us on YouTube at can Jeffrey because we're there. We

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Speaker 5: kool aid Man challenge. Have you guys heard about this

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Speaker 2: No? But is it involved running through brick walls?

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Speaker 5: it this morning, and it is shocking. High schoolers everywhere

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, like you don't know that.

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Speaker 5: So our summertime challenges are coming up in brook Do

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Speaker 5: No fun. It's what all the cool kids are doing

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna start a whole new trend. Maybe run

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, we get to the right the segment where

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Speaker 5: The test actually spun it in a good way. It said,

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Speaker 5: He also said being aligned with a legendary villain is insulting,

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Speaker 6: Why people feel bad?

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Speaker 5: I'm not allowed to compare our producer to an evil

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Speaker 6: No, not anymore.

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Speaker 5: I mean, even if it is totally accurate, is.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, just absolutely equal.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, your next laser story is out of Connecticut. At

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Speaker 2: And that's, like I said, lunch thing, he's on a

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Speaker 6: Say that, like he's just getting a cup of coffees.

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Speaker 5: What else are you going to.

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Speaker 7: Do it on a work day?

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Speaker 2: You're not getting the highest quality options. Yeah, a work day, that.

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Speaker 7: One might be fair.

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Speaker 5: But they were driving around looking for a secure area

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Speaker 2: Business, you know what I mean, small tug.

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Speaker 6: Then, yeah, it makes it hot.

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Speaker 5: The man and the woman were both arrested. In addition

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Speaker 7: That lasting, sir, it's embarrassing.

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Speaker 5: This next Lazer story is out of steak Karu Valley.

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Speaker 5: Back in nineteen eighty eight, Outback Steakhouse came up with

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Speaker 6: Yeah, oh my gosh, change the game.

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Speaker 4: Sure, could you think you're eating healthy because it's an onion?

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Speaker 5: But it is?

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Speaker 2: Have you ever thought that? Really?

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Speaker 6: Well, it's an onion, right, I don't think.

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Speaker 1: I mean that's like saying an onion ring is eating healthy,

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Speaker 7: Pizza is a tomato. Yeah, it all checks out to me.

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Speaker 5: But it's easily the biggest thing that Outback has ever done. Yes, well,

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Speaker 5: with another food creation favorite, what called fried mozzarella bloomerangs.

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Speaker 5: So though it's the same bloomin onion spice recipe on

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Speaker 5: Instead of being straight, there's a bend in the middle

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Speaker 2: Boomerang cheese onion.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, Jack, it looks like you could throw them

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Speaker 7: Oh God, careful with the sausage.

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Speaker 5: You get six crispy cheesy pieces built for dipping, and

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Speaker 5: Least in Brooks House out Back is calling it the

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Speaker 7: We didn't see coming, but.

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Speaker 6: We made it up.

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Speaker 5: It's like a boomerang. It came out of nowhere. Okay,

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Speaker 2: You need to work on that in their marketing department.

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Speaker 5: This next Lazer story is out of mom daddy us.

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Speaker 5: What's the hardest time of the year to be a parent?

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Speaker 2: It's hard to keep your kids focused. Is that what's

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Speaker 7: It's more that second one, Brook.

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Speaker 5: It's all thanks to the plans that have to be made,

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry you had to play in camps six

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Speaker 5: Would be the worst for the elite summer camps.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about YMCA camps.

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Speaker 5: Oh, the Obamas. Here's a breakdown of the average week

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Speaker 2: That's way higher in my life.

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Speaker 5: Nine percent making summer plans, and eight percent is Brook

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Speaker 6: She didn't tell him no.

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Speaker 1: He's out, no, jed, he is caressing the lawn. The

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's actually eight percent is left for you to

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Speaker 2: That is a lie. There's no time for yourself. Did

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Speaker 7: Doesn't get much easier in June or July.

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Speaker 5: Summer might be the best time of year for the kids,

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Speaker 5: but it's definitely not for the parents.

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Speaker 11: No.

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Speaker 5: A third of people polled said they probably won't have

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Speaker 6: Oh no, not even Mother's Day to start.

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Speaker 2: The stress is fine. I mean I'm gonna miss it

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you got to think of it that way.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 12: But in the meantime, Yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 2: That's accurate.

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Speaker 5: But not this guy though. He's planning on having a

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Speaker 5: meant a kid free summer. No kid. Legally, he's not

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, And I'm not allowed to discuss the details legally.

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Speaker 5: So let's just leave it there and say Laser Stories

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Speaker 7: We'll do it again the same time on.

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Speaker 10: Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: For Mother's Day. This year, our producer gave all of

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Speaker 7: And something that they're not so proud of us for.

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Speaker 5: I will say I am nervous to read all of

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Speaker 6: We're gonna find out way the proud one.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna all be cringing when we read them.

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Speaker 5: Coming up right after this, who feels like sharing their

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Speaker 7: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Because this weekend it's Mother's Day, and this year we

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Speaker 5: decided to actually try and do something special on our show,

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Speaker 5: which is why our producer gave us a little assignment.

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Speaker 5: Each person here had to text our mothers and ask

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Speaker 5: her to share something from our childhood that she's really

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Speaker 5: proud of us for and something that she's not so

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Speaker 5: proud of us for. And everyone here is ready to

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Speaker 5: read their responses that they got back from their moms. Oh,

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Speaker 5: who's gonna be the most embarrassed by the end, let's

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Speaker 5: find out. We're gonna get into it, starting with Brooks.

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Speaker 5: Start with brook what did your mother write about you?

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Speaker 1: Well, I guess we'll start with most proud. Is that

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Speaker 1: where we're leaning towards?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 5: I thought there was rankings of proudness. Proud of you?

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Speaker 6: Okay?

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Speaker 1: She said, you were always polite, kind and thoughtful to others,

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Speaker 1: even though I called you what about me? Brook?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 5: What about yeah?

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Speaker 2: Because I hated when other people got attention, I'd be like,

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Speaker 2: well what about me? Then she followed it with one

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Speaker 2: that I don't want to read.

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Speaker 1: That says what I actually want to write, is I

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Speaker 1: most proud of you for winning five of six categories

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Speaker 1: and junior miss from Poison Grace to Scholassic to the interview.

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Speaker 2: But you won't brag, so I doubt you'll read.

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Speaker 5: It is an Idaho personality contest.

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Speaker 2: Everybody did it.

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Speaker 1: It's like when you're a junior in high school you

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Speaker 1: do this Like I guess it's kind of like a pageant.

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Speaker 2: I won.

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Speaker 6: Dance.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 5: She was one of the few juniors that didn't have

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Speaker 5: a baby. Bye. She got a leg up on everybody.

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Speaker 5: What is what is your mom not proud of you?

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Speaker 5: From your childhood?

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Speaker 2: She said, Man, it's hard to think of just one thing.

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Speaker 1: Oh starts with you'd been too busy party in your

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Speaker 1: senior year and skip dance classes. So you performed your

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Speaker 1: Celtic step dance leaning half bent over looking down the

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Speaker 1: line trying to figure out what the steps were, So

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Speaker 1: it's shame for her. Or how about we talk about

498
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Speaker 1: when you snuck beer into your bedroom like I wasn't

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Speaker 1: going to notice a six pack?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, thanks mom. It was a half rack, just so.

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Speaker 6: It's like, you can't drink it till you're eight, young lady.

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Speaker 5: Okay, it sounded like you were fun with that though.

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Speaker 5: You were a fun kid.

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Speaker 2: Oh thanks, and then everything semi drunk teenager and a

505
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Speaker 2: fun kid.

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Speaker 5: If you're just joining us, we're doing a special Mother's

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Speaker 5: Day segment where we each texted our moms asking for

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Speaker 5: something about us in childhood that they're proud of us

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Speaker 5: for and something they're not so proud of us for.

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Speaker 7: Jose, what did your mom write to you?

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Speaker 4: One time in mass you were about three years old.

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Speaker 4: You're on the floor in front of the pews with

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Speaker 4: the other children. Yeah, Dad and I were about three

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Speaker 4: rows back. All of a sudden, you raised your little

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Speaker 4: fist to hit this big boy in front of you.

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Speaker 4: Your dad jumped across all three rows and grabbed you

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Speaker 4: by your Oh gosh, over to.

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Speaker 6: Pick you up and lift you out just in time.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's so cute that common sense would say, that's

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Speaker 5: a not proud moment.

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Speaker 6: Oh you don't know my family. Yes, no, no, that

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Speaker 6: was not the proud They were not proud of that.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that was not a good night church and

524
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Speaker 6: were frowned upon.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, which leads me to this one another time. In

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Speaker 4: Mass you were the shortest child in the children's choir.

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Speaker 4: You were six years old and Lois, she was the

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Speaker 4: head like choir leader, had you lead the all of

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Speaker 4: the children in concert for Mass. You were a perfect angel.

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Speaker 4: Strap out the boy in front of you, even just

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Speaker 4: to make sure that everything went smoothly. You stood tall,

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Speaker 4: you sang, and we were so proud and we still

533
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Speaker 4: are to this day.

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Speaker 6: I love you.

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Speaker 2: That's performer, even back.

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Speaker 1: In the day.

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Speaker 5: Are you sure she was describing you though?

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Speaker 10: Child?

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Speaker 1: He probably hit another kid about five minutes after the

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Speaker 1: choir in the same show.

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Speaker 2: He did good while he was on stage. That's so cute.

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Speaker 5: If you're just joining us, we're doing a special Mother's

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Speaker 5: Day segment, texting our moms and asking them to tell

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Speaker 5: us something that they're proud of us from in childhood,

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Speaker 5: and something they.

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Speaker 7: Aren't proud of us about, alexis it's your turn. Your

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Speaker 7: mom right to you.

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Speaker 2: It took her a while to understand the assignment. If

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Speaker 2: you're back and forth, all right?

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Speaker 10: She did.

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Speaker 3: She said, I was proud of you for beating all

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Speaker 3: the boys in fifth grade in a four hundred meter race. Yeah,

553
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Speaker 3: because I knew at that moment I wouldn't have to

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Speaker 3: stop shopping to pay for your college because I thought

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Speaker 3: a scholar.

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Speaker 2: Because I would appear to be in your future.

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Speaker 6: Yes, so you did get a scholar.

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Speaker 10: I did, so.

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Speaker 2: Mom got to keep shopping.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Is that because of shopping? Your mom saw your potential?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's wonderful.

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Speaker 7: What about what is she's not proud of you for?

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Speaker 3: She said, I was disappointed in you in middle school

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Speaker 3: when you attempted to beat the Guinness Book of World

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Speaker 3: Records for hula hooping and you only lasted an hour

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Speaker 3: and a half and the record is one hundred hours.

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Speaker 5: I thought she was going to be disappointed in your

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Speaker 5: middle school photo, which we do have up on the brook.

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Speaker 6: That was terrible.

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Speaker 2: All right, everyone's yours?

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Speaker 1: I want to hear yours from your mom. Is it

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Speaker 1: eighteen pages or just twenty two?

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Speaker 5: You did have a lot to say, but she's proud

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Speaker 5: of me. She said, you could read early by the

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Speaker 5: age of four. You sang in musicals.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and we're.

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Speaker 7: So popular with the girls, so much.

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Speaker 5: So that two girls were fighting over you in the

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Speaker 5: third grade.

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Speaker 7: One of the girls was so love sick she vomited.

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Speaker 5: According to her mom, because each one claimed you were

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Speaker 5: their boyfriend. Okay, I got called into the principal's office

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Speaker 5: because you were so popular it was making the girls

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Speaker 5: fight on the playground.

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Speaker 2: What happened between like what grade? Fourth grade and like

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Speaker 2: the rest of your life?

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Speaker 5: Well, let me finish. The principal said you needed to

589
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Speaker 5: stop seeing them during lunches and start playing more with

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Speaker 5: your guy friends.

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Speaker 7: Oh and oh boy.

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Speaker 5: I never looked back after that. And now what she

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Speaker 5: not proud of me for? She said, you kept cutting

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Speaker 5: off your sister's hair with scissors when you were in

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Speaker 5: second grade. Oh more than yeah. You would take it

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Speaker 5: all the way up to her neck and hire until

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Speaker 5: she lost most of her hair.

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Speaker 2: No, I feel your sister asked for it.

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Speaker 7: It was probably my idea.

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Speaker 5: You were punished and weren't allowed to be near any

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Speaker 5: scissors for six months.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that was your first band, Yes, some.

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Speaker 5: Of your favorite many bands. That was going to come

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Speaker 5: down in my life.

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Speaker 7: But there you go.

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Speaker 5: You just heard memories from our moms about what they're

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Speaker 5: proud and not proud of.

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Speaker 7: Us for from our childhoods.

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Speaker 5: I wish every mom out there though, a very happy

610
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Speaker 5: Mother's Day.

611
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Speaker 2: And you guys do so much. We love you.

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Speaker 5: If you want to embarrass your kid, do what we

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Speaker 5: just did, because I feel really weird now just.

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Speaker 2: I would say, send it unsolicited moms.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, phone taps coming up right after.

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Speaker 10: This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Today, we call a woman who recently went to get

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Speaker 5: family photos done at a professional photography studio and they

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Speaker 5: were there for a couple hours. It cost them a

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Speaker 5: pretty penny, which is why we pose as a rep

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Speaker 5: from the photo place to tell her the good news.

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Speaker 5: All of her prints are actually going to be one

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Speaker 5: hundred percent free.

624
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 2: Wow.

625
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Speaker 5: That's if in exchange she agrees to something and she's

626
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Speaker 5: really gonna have to think about it because it could

627
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Speaker 5: make her insanely famous. Oh, you're gonna hear it in

628
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 5: your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, is this Rachel tomorrow.

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Speaker 13: Dies it s who's calling?

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Speaker 1: Hi? There, I'm calling from ELM Photography. You were in

632
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Speaker 1: here last week for your family photo session?

633
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Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes we were.

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Speaker 14: Thank you?

635
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 5: Are they ready?

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Speaker 2: Your pictures are?

637
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Speaker 1: And I just got to say they really turned out great,

638
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 1: such a beautiful family.

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Speaker 9: Thank you.

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Speaker 15: I'm so excited.

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Speaker 14: It took forever to get the kids in their little outfits,

642
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Speaker 14: but we're so excited.

643
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 15: I can't wait yet.

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Speaker 1: Your little one's face, I can already tell he's gonna

645
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,600
Speaker 1: have a great personality.

646
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Speaker 13: Wait what Anyway.

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Speaker 1: The reason I was calling is I wanted to let

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Speaker 1: you know that the photos, like I said, ready for

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Speaker 1: pickup and are you ready for this?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

651
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Speaker 2: It is completely free of charge.

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00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 5: Wait wait wait what? What?

653
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Speaker 14: How did that happen? What?

654
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Speaker 2: I knew you'd be excited.

655
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, this might sound a little unusual, but we work

656
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Speaker 1: with a few companies on different campaigns, and one saw

657
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Speaker 1: your family's pick.

658
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Speaker 14: And they want they're giving us pictures for free.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, So in exchange for using your photos in a campaign, they.

660
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Speaker 2: Would pay for your entire photo package.

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Speaker 14: Oh my gosh, So we get free pictures and sounds

662
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Speaker 14: like we're gonna be famous.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you could say that.

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Speaker 16: So what is it for?

665
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Speaker 14: Like an advertisement or yes? Web bite?

666
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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I hate better health campaign? What do you

668
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Speaker 2: think better health?

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Speaker 13: That sounds great. I just have to check with my husband.

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Speaker 14: Do I need any other detail?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Please check with him, because your family is about

672
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Speaker 1: to be the face of irritable bell syndrome.

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Speaker 5: What yes, bet are held for all.

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Speaker 14: We don't have irritable bouth syndrome.

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Speaker 1: That's great for you because even though you don't, your

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Speaker 1: faces say you do waving.

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Speaker 2: At least that's what the company thinks. Really, I know,

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Speaker 2: isn't it exciting?

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00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:17,479
Speaker 13: Now?

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00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 1: I passed on forty other families that looked way too regular.

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Speaker 13: It's not good news.

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Speaker 2: Are you not hearing me? They loved especially your smile.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you just had a face that screamed it's tough,

684
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Speaker 1: but I still eat cheese.

685
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Speaker 7: Oh my god, that's what the rep said.

686
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Speaker 13: This is not a compliment.

687
00:31:37,040 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 14: I don't know why you're happy you're.

688
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 2: Getting a free photo package? Did you forget this?

689
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:43,880
Speaker 15: First of all, you're saying we look like hell?

690
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,720
Speaker 14: And then I'm just mortified. I work really hard on

691
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 14: getting my matching out fits. It's a Father's Day gift

692
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:54,680
Speaker 14: and now I look we look terrible. This is embarrassing.

693
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 2: No one said you look terrible. Oh, we said you

694
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 2: look like a family who's champion.

695
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Speaker 14: No, we've got a family who can't pick properly, all

696
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 14: four of us.

697
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: You know, the realness in your voice is really coming

698
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,320
Speaker 1: across to me. Do you mind if I pass that

699
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: quote right to the company, They're gonna love it.

700
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,920
Speaker 14: You can do that, but you're definitely not using my pictures.

701
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 14: I'll tell you that right now.

702
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 2: But the photo package is six hundred dollars. You don't

703
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 2: think that's a good trade off.

704
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 14: No, for a lifetime of embarrassment that it's not a

705
00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 14: good trade off for my family. My kids are young

706
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 14: and they'll go into high school and his picture will

707
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 14: be everywhere.

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00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:31,480
Speaker 2: Picture this. Let's say you go to church and your

709
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 2: minister sees you and says.

710
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 6: That's the lady.

711
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 2: Do you know what he's gonna think. He's gonna think

712
00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 2: you're a fighter.

713
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 14: Yeah, he's gonna think that I'm bloated.

714
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 1: Well, he may think that your tummy hurts a little bit,

715
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: that's true, but maybe he'll go faster with the sermons.

716
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 1: So that's a win win.

717
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 14: Yeah, f you ur lady, to think this is a

718
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 14: good scenario and this is gonna work out for my family.

719
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 2: No, you're not seeing it.

720
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: You'll be in line at some stadium event and they'll

721
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 1: see you coming and everyone.

722
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 2: Will move out of the way so you get the

723
00:33:00,400 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 2: first stall.

724
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 15: I don't need to hear this anymore.

725
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 14: The positive booth that you've been working it is not working.

726
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:07,080
Speaker 6: Okay.

727
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 1: You do need to hear one thing, though, and that's

728
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 1: that your husband Tony set you up for this prank

729
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:15,719
Speaker 1: phone call. Wait, here's a positive this is what What

730
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 1: did you say? Yeah, this is actually broke from the

731
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 1: radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

732
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.

733
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Speaker 13: Wait wait, wait, wait wait, I'm sorry.

734
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 2: I know. Let me explain. Your husband Tony set you up.

735
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's all a joke.

736
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 2: It's all a joke.

737
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,960
Speaker 1: He wrote us and said it was your anniversary coming

738
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: up and he wanted to make you laugh as your

739
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:38,719
Speaker 1: big anniversary president. This was my present.

740
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 14: Better give me a real present.

741
00:33:42,680 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll email him back and let him know that

742
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 1: you are expecting something more.

743
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 15: Yeah, I want a nice dinner.

744
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with diamonds for you. But okay, dinner

745
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:51,440
Speaker 2: will work.

746
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:51,920
Speaker 15: I take both.

747
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 7: I'll take diamonds to.

748
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 10: Wake up every morning. Was foone taps weekday mornings on

749
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 10: the twenties Freaking Jeff in the Morning.

750
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Speaker 5: On this show, we tend to focus a lot on

751
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 5: what not to say during a first date. Oh yeah, like,

752
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 5: for example, you shouldn't say you know you remind me

753
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:17,520
Speaker 5: of that super hot mannequin in j C. Pennies with

754
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 5: the white head, And never say I don't like labels.

755
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,520
Speaker 5: That's why I removed them off of all my meds today.

756
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 2: No, what I don't.

757
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,440
Speaker 5: But you know what we don't hear enough of is

758
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 5: things that you should say during your first dates. And

759
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 5: that's why I'm excited for today's listener because he claims

760
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 5: his date said one specific thing to their waiter that

761
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 5: wasn't just a green flag. It made him instantly realize

762
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 5: she was relationship material. Ladies, make sure you're taking notes

763
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 5: when you hear it in a brand new second date

764
00:34:56,880 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 5: update coming up, next second date update. Sometimes you can

765
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 5: tell right away if you're romantically compatible with a person

766
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:12,640
Speaker 5: just by how they order at a restaurant so attractive.

767
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 2: Suddenly you're talking Jose's love language.

768
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 5: I know Jose like for example, if you're at a

769
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 5: fancy steakhouse and they say, yeah, I'll get a side

770
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,879
Speaker 5: of onion petals, no sauce, and a wedge salad as

771
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 5: my Maine, but with no bacon, no blue cheese. Can

772
00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:36,640
Speaker 5: I sub the crutons for keen Wafflakes instead? I'm like, Uh,

773
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:40,480
Speaker 5: can we go ring shopping right now? Because that's the

774
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,400
Speaker 5: high maintenance dream girl I've always needed in my life.

775
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 2: I mean, if you want super hot, that's what you

776
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 2: have to put up with. Yeah, well they have to

777
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 2: make sacrifice.

778
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 6: They can have a couple of bites exactly.

779
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:55,919
Speaker 5: That's how our listener Andy says he knew his date

780
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 5: was just.

781
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:58,279
Speaker 7: The right girl for him.

782
00:35:58,480 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 2: Oh really.

783
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 5: We'll learn more about it in a second. But first, Andy,

784
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 5: welcome to the show Man.

785
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 15: How you doing, Hey, guys, thanks for having me.

786
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,439
Speaker 1: Man, God, any time we open these Andy talking about food,

787
00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 1: I'm immediately hungry.

788
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:11,760
Speaker 2: I absolutely want.

789
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,480
Speaker 1: To know what was ordered and what restaurant, well, every

790
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:15,879
Speaker 1: food related item.

791
00:36:16,040 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 5: We'll get to all that stuff in just a second. First,

792
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:20,799
Speaker 5: let's start with the name of this person, this girl, you, Matt,

793
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 5: what's she all about?

794
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:25,759
Speaker 15: Well, her name is Carla Okay, and she's awesome. But

795
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 15: I've been recently even trying to kind of get out

796
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,360
Speaker 15: on dating seeing a little bit more okay, because i

797
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,799
Speaker 15: was out of the market for a while and now

798
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,800
Speaker 15: I'm back in and trying to get the lay of

799
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:34,240
Speaker 15: the land.

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00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 7: Okay.

801
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 15: One thing that I've noticed is women these days, they're

802
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 15: so particular on their meals. I'm a late back kind

803
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 15: of guy, and it's like it's super annoying when they're like,

804
00:36:44,640 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 15: oh this and not that. Just get some fish.

805
00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 6: Look, people do low carb.

806
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 4: It's like, hey, no, rise, I need veg Jesus a

807
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 4: little adjustment.

808
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:57,319
Speaker 2: Like people are just more food conscious. Bore.

809
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 5: It sounds like you're pretty tired of that. Did that

810
00:37:01,120 --> 00:37:03,040
Speaker 5: happen on your date with Carla?

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00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 15: That's the thing, not at all.

812
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 2: That's all she had to do.

813
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 6: She's like, I'll take the blank and you were like,

814
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:13,560
Speaker 6: I love you.

815
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 2: Is that accurate?

816
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 1: Yeah?

817
00:37:17,080 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 17: Go.

818
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 15: She was a breath of fresh air, very easy going.

819
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 15: We went to a Mexican restaurant and all she did

820
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 15: was she just ordered the Fashidas.

821
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 6: That was just like the chicken.

822
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:28,640
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, the fietas are the ones that you

823
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,919
Speaker 1: can put together yourself. You don't even have to ask

824
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: them for substitution.

825
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 6: You have to choose though, chicken or bee.

826
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: So I mean already, like as soon as she orders,

827
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:42,160
Speaker 1: does your whole mood change?

828
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:44,839
Speaker 15: And I was like totally under her, and I was like, oh,

829
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 15: moving with me now, that's awesome, dude.

830
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 1: Did you tell her about your experiences and how refreshing

831
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 1: it was to see her order like that.

832
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 15: After the sides? Yes, I don't want to premptly warn

833
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,040
Speaker 15: her celest she gets all nervous when.

834
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:04,399
Speaker 5: She Yeah, yeah, all of that sounds great. You got

835
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 5: the green flag with the food order. Tell us what

836
00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 5: about anything else that stood out on the date with Carla?

837
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:10,399
Speaker 13: Oh?

838
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 15: I mean she's cute. She has a great personality, and

839
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,359
Speaker 15: when she spoke about things, she would literally light up.

840
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:17,560
Speaker 15: Like one of the questions I asked her, I was like,

841
00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 15: do you think your cat actually likes you? Or just

842
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:20,520
Speaker 15: putting up with you?

843
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 2: I like that question.

844
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 5: What she say?

845
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 15: She explained, like how they were like best friends. But

846
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,000
Speaker 15: it wasn't like in a corny way. It was in

847
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,800
Speaker 15: a very great energy kind of way. Just a pause.

848
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:35,799
Speaker 3: Asking someone about their pets is a good move always.

849
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,399
Speaker 5: Okay, that personally lost me for dating Carla, But I'm

850
00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 5: glad that you and her are on the same page.

851
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 5: You on high maintenance and yes, very low negative energy.

852
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,439
Speaker 6: If you're just will get zero.

853
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 1: I think that what's sweet is that she lit up

854
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 1: about her cat and you are literally lighting up talking

855
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:56,040
Speaker 1: about her.

856
00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 2: Sounds so excited.

857
00:38:59,040 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 6: How'd you mess it up?

858
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 18: Like?

859
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 6: What did you do?

860
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 7: How did the rest of the dinner go?

861
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 15: So the rest of the dinner was great. We hung

862
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 15: out way longer than we should have been the dinner table,

863
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 15: and then we decided we didn't want the night to end,

864
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:11,320
Speaker 15: so we ended up kind of going back to my place.

865
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 15: We opened up a bottle of wine and we talked

866
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,359
Speaker 15: some more. We had more conversations, like one of them

867
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:18,760
Speaker 15: was like about if you wanted to delete one app forever,

868
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 15: what would it be. My answer was TikTok, and she

869
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 15: was like, no, I want to believe venmo so I'd

870
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 15: never have to pay for anything again.

871
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:27,800
Speaker 2: Okay, and she's funny, dude.

872
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,560
Speaker 7: Okay, now I'm coming back around.

873
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 5: On yeah, Okay, So how did you and Carla leave

874
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:35,839
Speaker 5: it that night?

875
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:37,440
Speaker 15: I mean, I didn't want the night to be over,

876
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 15: but it was getting late and being respectful first date

877
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 15: and everything, so I called her an uber and she

878
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 15: went home and I haven't heard from her since. The

879
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 15: weird thing, though, is like I'll text her and she'll

880
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 15: like my text, but she's not responding, like you know,

881
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,280
Speaker 15: are you yeah?

882
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 2: Are you asking a question? Or are you just saying hi?

883
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 13: No?

884
00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 15: Also asking a question like I'd love to see you

885
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,080
Speaker 15: get when can I take you out again?

886
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 17: Up?

887
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 15: And it's like, okay, well, I guess it thumbs up

888
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,400
Speaker 15: as good, but I need an answer.

889
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 5: Here unless it's not even her answering and her cat

890
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 5: has the password to her phone and is just getting

891
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 5: in there, pawing around.

892
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 7: Liking your your text message.

893
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,240
Speaker 6: It's like, emphasize, emphasize.

894
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 5: You clearly had a strong connection the first time you

895
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 5: hung out, so it's weird that nothing's happened since.

896
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 6: Was a mystery to me.

897
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 2: She's given like some positive vibes. It's not like she's.

898
00:40:29,560 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 5: That's what scares me when we call and talk to her.

899
00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 5: We have to put up with those positive vibes and

900
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 5: hopefully get an answer out of her when we come

901
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,800
Speaker 5: back and try and get you your second date update

902
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 5: right after this.

903
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 15: Okay, thanks, appreciate you all right, hold on.

904
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 5: That second date update I only do this maybe a

905
00:40:47,600 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 5: couple times a year, but I'm highlighting this second date

906
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,399
Speaker 5: as one we have to get.

907
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,240
Speaker 19: This guy is so head over heels from Seriously, I'm

908
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 19: actually compared to all the other calls that we've done

909
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:06,319
Speaker 19: this year, I'm actually going to put effort into this

910
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 19: one for our listener, Andy, you're not putting an effort

911
00:41:09,080 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 19: on the arm.

912
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 2: Your body leg doesn't say that arms cross are sitting down.

913
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 5: This is my effort most because Andy, he's on the

914
00:41:20,080 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 5: phone with us. Andy, you seem like a genuinely good guy.

915
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,680
Speaker 5: And the way that you described your date Carla to us,

916
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 5: she seems like a really cool person too, Because most

917
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,319
Speaker 5: guys that we have on here, they just describe how

918
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 5: hot their date's bodies are and how they tricked them

919
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 5: into spending the night.

920
00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:37,839
Speaker 7: Recently, I mean.

921
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 4: I told her how much I could bench press. I

922
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 4: don't know what's going on.

923
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 5: And while we're all impressed by that stuff, for sure,

924
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 5: you actually focused on Carla's personality and her words.

925
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:50,400
Speaker 7: So clearly this means a lot to you.

926
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 15: Yes, that definitely doesn't. I appreciate the kind words, and

927
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 15: I also I appreciate the effort as well.

928
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,839
Speaker 2: Okay, Jeffrey.

929
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:01,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, the rare people will get it, so you should

930
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:02,840
Speaker 1: count yourself lucky.

931
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:04,600
Speaker 2: What do you think is going on? Why do you

932
00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 2: think it's been so hard with her?

933
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 15: No clue to the ALCI, which is why I reached

934
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 15: out to you. It's like, we had a great conversation,

935
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 15: we had a great time at dinner, we had a

936
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 15: great time back in my house.

937
00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:14,839
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a mystery to all of us, and we're

938
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,279
Speaker 5: running out of time here, so we need to call her.

939
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,959
Speaker 7: I'm going to dial her number right now. Good luck

940
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:20,440
Speaker 7: to me.

941
00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,360
Speaker 2: Here we go, good luck to me, good luck.

942
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 12: To Okay, Hello, Hey is Carla there?

943
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 15: Yeah?

944
00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 13: This is she?

945
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:38,400
Speaker 1: Who is this?

946
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:43,120
Speaker 5: Hey Carla? Hi, Carla, love your name. By the way,

947
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 5: my name is Gross. It's jeff and I work on

948
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 5: a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

949
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 13: Okay.

950
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 2: She sounds like a real sailor when it comes in.

951
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 6: It is.

952
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,400
Speaker 5: And we're not trying to shock you too much, but

953
00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:02,879
Speaker 5: we're calling as a favor to a really cool new

954
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,720
Speaker 5: friend of ours. We spoke to him on the phone,

955
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,800
Speaker 5: and you've met him before. He's a guy named Andy.

956
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 1: Oh oh whoa interesting that was a negative? Oh yeah,

957
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: I mean, maybe it didn't come out right.

958
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:18,320
Speaker 2: You remember Andy?

959
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:18,919
Speaker 15: Right again?

960
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 10: What is this about?

961
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:23,920
Speaker 13: I'm just I don't know what this is all about.

962
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,240
Speaker 7: This is a segment we do called second Date Update.

963
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 5: It's about your date and Andy, according to him, said

964
00:43:30,239 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 5: that when you guys hung out, it was a lot

965
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 5: different than most of the other dates that he's gone

966
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 5: on this year in a really good way. So we're

967
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,759
Speaker 5: just trying to figure out if there's a reason why

968
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,160
Speaker 5: there hasn't been a second meetup because he's really hoping

969
00:43:42,200 --> 00:43:42,520
Speaker 5: for one.

970
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I just I feel like

971
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 13: I probably didn't have gone to his apartment.

972
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 2: Gone to his apartment.

973
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 6: He said, you guys didn't fool around or anything.

974
00:43:55,680 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 5: What was weird about his apartment?

975
00:43:57,719 --> 00:44:01,799
Speaker 13: Okay, Well I'll just say this. There were a lot

976
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:03,280
Speaker 13: of framed photos.

977
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:05,600
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, that's good.

978
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 1: Usually usually bachelors can't figure out frames and picture together.

979
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:12,440
Speaker 6: Yeah, I bought with a frame.

980
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 5: Like listen, why were framed photos a red flag to you?

981
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:22,520
Speaker 13: There? There are framed photos of him of Andy.

982
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 5: Wait, well, I would hope that they would be him

983
00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 5: in his own apartment.

984
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 2: No, bro, I'm talking about my art, like him or

985
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 2: him with people.

986
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a good question.

987
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 13: Just him, just him when he graduating, when he's like

988
00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 13: heading a tiger. I think it was that's cool.

989
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 5: Well, what's a red flag about that?

990
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 7: To you?

991
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 13: There were twenty of them him, that's.

992
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 5: A lot, a lot.

993
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,439
Speaker 2: But listen, he's a solo guy.

994
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 1: He lives by himself, and obviously maybe he just has

995
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,319
Speaker 1: him up because he wants to remind himself of all

996
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 1: the cool places he's been.

997
00:44:58,680 --> 00:44:59,400
Speaker 2: You know, maybe I.

998
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,080
Speaker 5: Should put up stuff so brook you would see this

999
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 5: and you would think this is normal.

1000
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,399
Speaker 6: Twenty plus pictures one, he's a lot.

1001
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 2: I don't know about normal.

1002
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 1: But I'm just like, I don't know that it's like

1003
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,440
Speaker 1: nefarious or means that he's a bad person.

1004
00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,440
Speaker 5: She doesn't say nefarious. She just said it's odd or

1005
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 5: it's weird.

1006
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:16,680
Speaker 1: She used it as a red flag, and it's the

1007
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,440
Speaker 1: reason that she's not calling him back.

1008
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 2: And I don't know that that's fair. That's all I'm saying.

1009
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 2: I think he's like cocky too, but.

1010
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 10: I don't know that he is.

1011
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, were there any cocky pictures of him?

1012
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:27,439
Speaker 7: Do you think, Wow, this guy's a real chir.

1013
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 12: Wrong Jeck, Well, I think it's.

1014
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 13: So, yeah, he had a photo of himself flexing.

1015
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 16: Did he have muscles?

1016
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 2: Did he have muscles?

1017
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:38,759
Speaker 18: Like?

1018
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:39,359
Speaker 20: Was it good?

1019
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:42,839
Speaker 1: It was okay at best?

1020
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:44,760
Speaker 7: I mean okay.

1021
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,080
Speaker 5: I mean we could go into detail and talk about

1022
00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,239
Speaker 5: what was inside of all of his photos. But I'm

1023
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:53,400
Speaker 5: still trying to understand what the underlying problem is.

1024
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:55,479
Speaker 2: You don't see it as a red flag.

1025
00:45:55,640 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 5: What is it he's confident in himself and like himself self.

1026
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 2: Absorbed, or you're worried that he doesn't have friends.

1027
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,720
Speaker 13: I did feel like it was clear to me after

1028
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,360
Speaker 13: being there for half an hour it would be difficult

1029
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 13: to date someone who's already in a committed relationship with himself.

1030
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:16,360
Speaker 2: Oh oh, okay.

1031
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 3: Maybe it's that motivational thing people do where you put

1032
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:20,720
Speaker 3: a photo of yourself as a kid in the mirror.

1033
00:46:21,160 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 3: He just has twenty of them.

1034
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 6: Well, he's talking to the graduate.

1035
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 2: Just came across as such a good guy. I just felt.

1036
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,920
Speaker 5: But I don't know. Maybe we got a totally wrong

1037
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:34,880
Speaker 5: read on him, and he's absolutely obsessed with himself because

1038
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,399
Speaker 5: he is on the other line right now listening in

1039
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 5: on this conversation, which I guess in a way is

1040
00:46:39,920 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 5: about oh, oh my god, and he does want to

1041
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 5: talk to you, Andy, Hi.

1042
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:49,239
Speaker 15: Carla, how are you hi?

1043
00:46:49,360 --> 00:46:55,319
Speaker 13: And this is like embarrassing for you. I don't want

1044
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,239
Speaker 13: to put you on blacks on the.

1045
00:46:57,280 --> 00:47:00,520
Speaker 15: Radio because I thought we had a great and then

1046
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 15: and you weren't necessarily responding back to me and I

1047
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,120
Speaker 15: didn't know You're gonna be kind of hitting on all

1048
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 15: the photos of like big moments in my life and stuff.

1049
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:14,280
Speaker 13: Like that, and and they're everywhere. There's one in the bathroom, like, whoa,

1050
00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 13: it is weird.

1051
00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 5: Look, Okay, I'm.

1052
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 15: Sorry, I'm I don't have very good interior decoration skills.

1053
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:24,799
Speaker 15: I guess you can say you make it seem like

1054
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 15: I have a big crush on myself.

1055
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 2: That's okay, you could crush on yourself.

1056
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 4: Can we ask bro, like when you were putting up

1057
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 4: all those pictures, why like why did you put those up?

1058
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,240
Speaker 15: I know they're just big moments in my life that

1059
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,480
Speaker 15: it's nice of when I'm walking around being reminded of them,

1060
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 15: Like you mentioned the tigers, like that's a trip I

1061
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:42,960
Speaker 15: took with my parents when I went to Africa, Or

1062
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:47,439
Speaker 15: I do I do have a shirtless jim selfie on

1063
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 15: my one?

1064
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 5: Is that the bathroom one? Because I would understand.

1065
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, like.

1066
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 15: I mentioned before, I've been off the market for one,

1067
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 15: I might have gained a lot of weight, and so

1068
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 15: like this is a picture of like after I hit

1069
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 15: my goal.

1070
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 5: Like, Carl, are you hearing him?

1071
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 10: I'm hearing this.

1072
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 13: I just feel like maybe he could have asked one

1073
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:15,840
Speaker 13: of his friends and like, is this too many photos?

1074
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:16,879
Speaker 15: Yeah?

1075
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 2: It sounds like it didn't register with him at all.

1076
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: Like have you ever had anyone else comment about the

1077
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 1: excessive amount of photos?

1078
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:27,920
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1079
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,440
Speaker 15: I don't really, I don't have a lot of people

1080
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 15: come over to be honest with you. And then you

1081
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:35,720
Speaker 15: think about decorating with stock target photos of like red

1082
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 15: sucking up plants or whatever.

1083
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 5: Okay, well, let's not hate on people that like to

1084
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 5: decorate from Target because they have some good stuff.

1085
00:48:43,560 --> 00:48:46,359
Speaker 6: You should use a woman's touch. Maybe you two can

1086
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 6: help each other. I'm just an adjusted a little bit.

1087
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 1: Maybe you have a reasonable amount that he should have, Carla,

1088
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 1: is there a number in new Head that's okay? Of course?

1089
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 13: Like three macs?

1090
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 10: How the world?

1091
00:48:58,680 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 13: I have?

1092
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 5: Just for moment, Actually, Andy, I have a good suggestion

1093
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:06,799
Speaker 5: for you. They have these digital photo frames. Now we're

1094
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:09,919
Speaker 5: at all rotate through like five hundred, and you don't

1095
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:10,879
Speaker 5: have to limit it down.

1096
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 15: Look, I'm definitely open to some options here, but I

1097
00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:15,000
Speaker 15: mean some of them need to stay up.

1098
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 1: He's taking this instride.

1099
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,520
Speaker 2: Some people could have gotten really defensive about it.

1100
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:24,920
Speaker 7: He went through all of this effort just to get

1101
00:49:24,960 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 7: in touch with.

1102
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:27,319
Speaker 1: You, and look at what he could look like. I

1103
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 1: mean that gym picture is was okay.

1104
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 7: Well, no room for improvements, is what I'm hearing.

1105
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:35,440
Speaker 15: So I mean, if you give me a second date

1106
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:37,480
Speaker 15: that leads to the third, fourth, one hundred dates, then

1107
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 15: we can start hanging up pictures of us together, twenty.

1108
00:49:42,960 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 6: Pictures of you.

1109
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 5: So, now that you know everything, Carlo, you've heard what

1110
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 5: he has to say, would you consider going out with

1111
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 5: him again? We would pay for it.

1112
00:49:53,480 --> 00:49:55,480
Speaker 13: I mean, I feel like he was kind of in

1113
00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 13: the dark about it. It's not like he's in love

1114
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,640
Speaker 13: with himself, which I was really worried about.

1115
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:00,880
Speaker 15: Yeah.

1116
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 13: I would be interested, but he has to take down

1117
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:05,800
Speaker 13: some of those photos if I'm going.

1118
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 1: Back, or at least turn them around so not all

1119
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:09,879
Speaker 1: of him is looking at you at the same time.

1120
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 5: Okay, you guys can actually do that on your next date.

1121
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I think your top one.

1122
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 15: Yeah, I'm totally down. We'll go out to dinner and

1123
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 15: then afterwards you can go back and have a redecoration party.

1124
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:26,240
Speaker 5: Congratulations, Andy, you got another meet up with Carla.

1125
00:50:26,560 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 15: Thank you guys so much. I really appreciate your how

1126
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,200
Speaker 15: we set.

1127
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:32,000
Speaker 4: A goal to get them together and we did it,

1128
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 4: guys without even one picture of us.

1129
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 2: Hey, yeah, ask.

1130
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,200
Speaker 5: That is our effort for the entire year.

1131
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 7: We can go back to not caring.

1132
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 6: Any can bail it in.

1133
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 10: It's freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1134
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,319
Speaker 7: You know, today's second date was a good lesson for me.

1135
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, to put effort into things.

1136
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,360
Speaker 5: No, because I have lots of frame photos of myself

1137
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 5: up in my place. My thing isn't in any of them.

1138
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 5: Capture other stuff.

1139
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 2: But I almost asked what was and that was no, you.

1140
00:51:03,719 --> 00:51:05,479
Speaker 7: Didn't come over and check it out if you want,

1141
00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:06,000
Speaker 7: I'm good.

1142
00:51:06,080 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 3: I might get this printed like a public place.

1143
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1144
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 5: Well, now I know I need to limit them down

1145
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:11,320
Speaker 5: to just three.

1146
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:13,200
Speaker 7: So that's good to know.

1147
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:15,879
Speaker 5: But I do think Brooke actually said it best during

1148
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 5: the segment, because he seems genuinely surprised that too many

1149
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:24,240
Speaker 5: photos of himself could be something that derails a date, right, yeah,

1150
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:26,840
Speaker 5: but good for him. He was open minded, he was

1151
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:30,719
Speaker 5: willing to change and adjust. That's literally the number one

1152
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:32,920
Speaker 5: thing you can do to be in a successful relationship.

1153
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so hard for people these days to

1154
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:39,000
Speaker 1: hear's something like maybe a somewhat critical about themselves and think.

1155
00:51:38,880 --> 00:51:41,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, okay, well I can fix that. No, that's

1156
00:51:41,520 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 2: a great thing to think after that.

1157
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 5: They really were a great match. And I hope that

1158
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:47,440
Speaker 5: we do get an update from them soon. And you

1159
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,200
Speaker 5: could be the next couple that we get an update from.

1160
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 5: If you email the show, we call that person who's

1161
00:51:53,520 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 5: not calling you back, and go check out all of

1162
00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:57,120
Speaker 5: our second dates wherever you get your podcasts.

1163
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:58,600
Speaker 7: They're available at Brook and.

1164
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 10: Jeffrey and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1165
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 5: Sometimes I wonder, do my parody songs that I write

1166
00:52:07,200 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 5: and sing on the show every week do they even matter?

1167
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,440
Speaker 2: Yes, laughter to the world.

1168
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 5: Absolutely, I mean sure that they make a few people laugh.

1169
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:18,399
Speaker 2: My mom loves them.

1170
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:21,759
Speaker 5: My mom shares them on her Facebook page two and

1171
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,680
Speaker 5: they get almost four whole likes.

1172
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: Wow.

1173
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,759
Speaker 5: But like, yeah, but do they have any like meaningful

1174
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 5: impact on the world, Like, do they heal wounds? Do

1175
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:36,720
Speaker 5: they stop wars? Do they unite opposing political parties across

1176
00:52:36,760 --> 00:52:37,240
Speaker 5: the globe.

1177
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,359
Speaker 2: I think your expectations are a little too high.

1178
00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 5: I guess they do do all those things, because if

1179
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 5: you don't have any food handy, you can always print

1180
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,479
Speaker 5: out the lyrics and eat them.

1181
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:54,760
Speaker 2: I don't think there's any nutritional benettention.

1182
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:59,760
Speaker 5: Maybe my work is important and it really does help people.

1183
00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 2: Okay, you didn't need a confidence spec.

1184
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 5: Well, you better get back to curing all diseases and

1185
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,960
Speaker 5: keeping world peace with another brand new song of the week.

1186
00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 5: My work never ends. It's coming up right after this.

1187
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:16,719
Speaker 5: It's almost time for my song of the week.

1188
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:18,359
Speaker 2: Actually right now.

1189
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 5: Well, I'm almost gonna say in a couple of sentences,

1190
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:25,400
Speaker 5: thought we were doing this, But Brooke, you've got some

1191
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:28,320
Speaker 5: kids in school. What are some of the popular little

1192
00:53:28,360 --> 00:53:32,760
Speaker 5: boys names that you're hearing right now? We get like Aiden, Caden, Jaden.

1193
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:34,759
Speaker 2: Everybody's name Oliver Oliver there.

1194
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 5: Okay, sure, So imagine that little Oliver. He's all set

1195
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 5: for this weekend because Sunday is Mother's Day and he's

1196
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:47,840
Speaker 5: got his little homemade car that he rode out in

1197
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 5: crayons at school, and it says, my mom's like a boat.

1198
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 5: She keeps her family afloat, sails around the moat or

1199
00:53:58,840 --> 00:53:59,879
Speaker 5: whatever he has gone.

1200
00:54:00,120 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 2: You know, way to go, Allie.

1201
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,879
Speaker 5: Oliver, if you're listening to me right now, I need

1202
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 5: you to take.

1203
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 7: That card you made and rip it up.

1204
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:12,160
Speaker 5: What set that thing on fire? And give it a

1205
00:54:12,239 --> 00:54:17,800
Speaker 5: Viking funeral because mommy doesn't want it, Jeffrey.

1206
00:54:17,800 --> 00:54:18,920
Speaker 2: What's a Viking funeral?

1207
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:22,960
Speaker 5: You can watch a video on that, Oliver. But you

1208
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 5: may think mommy wants that.

1209
00:54:24,760 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 2: Yes, she absolutely does.

1210
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 5: According to a new study, Mommy don't. Because life's different

1211
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 5: now than it was a few years ago.

1212
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 2: Cards in my favorite.

1213
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 5: The number one thing moms are asking for, pleading for,

1214
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 5: even on Mother's Day is just to be left alone

1215
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:47,040
Speaker 5: for one freaking second, Oliver, I actually.

1216
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 6: Get it now, jeff I.

1217
00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 2: Did tell my family.

1218
00:54:50,960 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 1: All I want is for no one to ask me

1219
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:57,680
Speaker 1: where something is, do something exactly.

1220
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 2: A date is arriving, Thank you, Brooke.

1221
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:04,960
Speaker 5: All moms want is one quiet morning and maybe a

1222
00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 5: three minute shower without a little voice in their ears shouting, mom, Katie.

1223
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 6: Put my legos in the toilet again.

1224
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 1: Seriously.

1225
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:18,040
Speaker 5: That's why my song today is asking everybody out there

1226
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:24,279
Speaker 5: to please just leave mom alone. So instead of doing

1227
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:28,279
Speaker 5: the hit song by Chapel Roan Pink Pony Club. It's

1228
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:33,200
Speaker 5: Young Jeffreys soak in her tub, the one safe space

1229
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 5: for mommy.

1230
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 7: That's true, all right, I'm going to point when I'm ready.

1231
00:55:41,280 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 5: Point.

1232
00:55:51,239 --> 00:55:56,280
Speaker 11: I know kids ruined her the jay, but in return,

1233
00:55:56,400 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 11: now every year she gets one special day. Flowers and

1234
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 11: candles are okay, but what she really wants from you.

1235
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 5: Is just to stay away.

1236
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 17: Some peace and quiet, please, is what she really needs today.

1237
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,880
Speaker 7: Her love language is no one talk to me.

1238
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:22,520
Speaker 17: Take all your problems and bring them to your daddy.

1239
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 17: Dead boat that bedroom door, and let your mam asleep.

1240
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 20: God kids that she loves, but every mother deserves one

1241
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:38,280
Speaker 20: day where you shut the fun lone in the bathroom

1242
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 20: for once, no door banging squeals, Put her favorite song on,

1243
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 20: and she'll.

1244
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:50,560
Speaker 18: Soap gin her talk without her daughter's naked barbie pope,

1245
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:54,319
Speaker 18: gin her butt. Wafa's been shot a nay out of

1246
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 18: her best mother. Mug moms want to keep relaxing in

1247
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 18: the piece the SuDS free from her cubs.

1248
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:08,879
Speaker 5: Save her from doing all these chores and pointing out

1249
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:11,880
Speaker 5: that thing you lost was right there in the drawers.

1250
00:57:12,680 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 5: Let her fly solo through.

1251
00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:19,280
Speaker 16: The mall with no one asking her to buy a

1252
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:24,320
Speaker 16: single toy at all. Breakfast in bed is sweet with

1253
00:57:24,480 --> 00:57:27,000
Speaker 16: oj Freshley Squeeze.

1254
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 5: But Gin and Tonic is probably more her speed.

1255
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 17: She wanted to lead the house away from child screams.

1256
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 17: One Lady's Happy Hour outside of Chuck e Cheese Table

1257
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:50,360
Speaker 17: for one. The Arcudo Reborn add a cute little gastrop Mom.

1258
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:49,960
Speaker 10: Your server.

1259
00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:54,439
Speaker 17: He's young, but he's still catching fields because her milk

1260
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:55,360
Speaker 17: game is strong.

1261
00:57:55,600 --> 00:58:01,320
Speaker 18: Yeah, MoMA driving alone last in the kind of music

1262
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 18: that she can play at home when she doesn't got

1263
00:58:05,160 --> 00:58:09,560
Speaker 18: a suffer through, no coke, go man long speaking without

1264
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 18: a censor dropping hell live bomb, Keep calm and carry on, Braiden.

1265
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 5: Mommy loves you so much, but she doesn't want to

1266
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:22,720
Speaker 5: hear your voice or see your face until Monday.

1267
00:58:22,960 --> 00:58:23,520
Speaker 15: He came.

1268
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 17: She thinks of her kids all the time and worries

1269
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 17: about things happening.

1270
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:33,680
Speaker 7: She saw on a true crime So.

1271
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:38,880
Speaker 17: Mama just needs a little space. Go give her one

1272
00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:42,080
Speaker 17: big hug and then just get out of her face.

1273
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 6: God all that she wants.

1274
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:49,640
Speaker 17: It's just one day to breathe and a necklace that's

1275
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:51,440
Speaker 17: made from pasta.

1276
00:58:51,920 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 20: No bluey reruns just living like a queen.

1277
00:58:57,640 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 17: And when it is suffered, I'm shill or hub, I'm all.

1278
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:09,200
Speaker 18: Without having to read eat it up line in the backyard,

1279
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:13,040
Speaker 18: chugging bottles up to chug this mom up.

1280
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 11: She's gonna make the kids clean it.

1281
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:18,479
Speaker 18: Up and laugh as they grow.

1282
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:23,320
Speaker 5: Happy Mother's Day.

1283
00:59:24,680 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 2: What a dream I boarded as myself.

1284
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 6: Oh my God for breakfast idea.

1285
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:31,520
Speaker 10: Wow.

1286
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:34,120
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say, the one thing you forgot is

1287
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:36,040
Speaker 1: if there's any dessert, let mom eat it all.

1288
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 2: You don't no bites for you.

1289
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:41,720
Speaker 7: It's not about you one day only for Mom.

1290
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:44,280
Speaker 5: She deserves it. You can text in right now to

1291
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:45,760
Speaker 5: seven eight, five nine too and tell us what you

1292
00:59:45,800 --> 00:59:47,320
Speaker 5: thought about the song of the week, and you go

1293
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:49,280
Speaker 5: check out the video of it with all the lyrics

1294
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:51,040
Speaker 5: on all of our socials at Brooke.

1295
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:53,200
Speaker 1: And Jeffery, and then go clean your house on your

1296
00:59:53,240 --> 00:59:54,960
Speaker 1: own so your mom doesn't have to do it and

1297
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,600
Speaker 1: she can have actually a RESTful day.

1298
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 2: Sorry, that's just in case my husband was listening.

1299
01:00:00,080 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 5: That's the mom coming out.

1300
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 10: That's your song of the week, Brook and Jeffrey in

1301
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 10: the morning.

1302
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:17,520
Speaker 5: Brook, the last time you played Nate, he beats you

1303
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:22,040
Speaker 5: and our producer asked what happened? How did you pull

1304
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:24,640
Speaker 5: that off? And Nate said, I was just feeling it

1305
01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 5: and Brooke was just not Wow.

1306
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:30,920
Speaker 7: Brooke, what about today? Are you feeling it today?

1307
01:00:31,160 --> 01:00:33,960
Speaker 2: Feeling everything today? No, this is about me, Nate.

1308
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:37,240
Speaker 7: We want to know Brook is feeling it?

1309
01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm feeling it.

1310
01:00:39,400 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 5: Okay, point point where on your body? Exactly? Are you

1311
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:43,160
Speaker 5: feeling it?

1312
01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:43,360
Speaker 1: Well?

1313
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 2: Here and right here?

1314
01:00:45,640 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 6: You don't hear you?

1315
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,520
Speaker 2: Wait? And down here. I need to take my pants

1316
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:50,960
Speaker 2: down to.

1317
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 6: Show you this.

1318
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 15: Nate.

1319
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:53,360
Speaker 5: You're so lucky that you're not in the room with

1320
01:00:53,440 --> 01:00:57,800
Speaker 5: us right now. I'm gonna have to agree. Okay, but dude,

1321
01:00:57,840 --> 01:01:00,240
Speaker 5: you're back. You beat her the first time. You're trying

1322
01:01:00,280 --> 01:01:03,360
Speaker 5: to repeat her a second time. How are you feeling today?

1323
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 15: You know, I'm feeling good.

1324
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:05,360
Speaker 5: It's feeling ready?

1325
01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:10,480
Speaker 1: Uh oh, I feel good? All right, I'll mock you

1326
01:01:10,520 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 1: in the hallway by myself.

1327
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 5: All right, Look, you get out there, you do your thing.

1328
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 5: Let's go over the rules with Nate. Thirty seconds to

1329
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:18,360
Speaker 5: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1330
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:19,960
Speaker 5: you could say pass. But you have to beat her

1331
01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 5: out right if you want to win.

1332
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 7: Are you ready?

1333
01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:23,800
Speaker 5: I was born ready to do it? Good luck, my man,

1334
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. What's the only fruit known to

1335
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:29,000
Speaker 5: hold its seeds on the outside of its body?

1336
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:30,280
Speaker 10: Uh?

1337
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:34,400
Speaker 5: Dragonfruit? How many milliseconds are in one full second?

1338
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 15: A thousand?

1339
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 7: Which empire was ruled by Julius Caesar?

1340
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 13: Oh gosh?

1341
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:44,600
Speaker 5: What's the name of the paper company in the TV

1342
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:49,800
Speaker 5: show The Office? Gringets is a famous bank from what

1343
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:53,360
Speaker 5: fictional movie? Water? Is the boiling point of water more

1344
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:57,600
Speaker 5: or less than two hundred degrees fahrenheit. I'm gonna go

1345
01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:58,479
Speaker 5: with more.

1346
01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 7: Okay, solid work there, Nate, Well done.

1347
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:03,840
Speaker 5: Brook's gonna come back into the studio if she's done

1348
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:05,360
Speaker 5: with her body stuff.

1349
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:06,680
Speaker 7: Okay, cool, she's done.

1350
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:09,160
Speaker 5: And uh, we learned last time Nate was on the

1351
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:12,960
Speaker 5: show that he makes cider for a living, does a

1352
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:17,240
Speaker 5: wide variety. What's the flavor that everybody's got to try?

1353
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:19,760
Speaker 5: Right now, Nate? Right now, I gotta go with our

1354
01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:24,920
Speaker 5: pink lemonade coming into summer. It's delicious, pinks like hardsider.

1355
01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:25,800
Speaker 2: That's pink lemonade.

1356
01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:27,360
Speaker 6: That sounds like heartburn. Bro.

1357
01:02:29,040 --> 01:02:30,960
Speaker 15: It does the job, but it's delicious.

1358
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,439
Speaker 7: It's gonna slap the throat nice and tough.

1359
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:35,720
Speaker 1: It it feels like you had one too many Mike's

1360
01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:36,560
Speaker 1: heart in college.

1361
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:37,760
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1362
01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:40,640
Speaker 5: Nah, no, it was way better than that. Okay, Brook

1363
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:43,240
Speaker 5: is wondering do you make any upside down pineapple cider?

1364
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 7: Because she could really go for some of that.

1365
01:02:45,760 --> 01:02:48,520
Speaker 5: I did actually make a promiscuous pineapple for our tap room.

1366
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:53,040
Speaker 5: That's so funny. Well, definitely send the case of that

1367
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:55,040
Speaker 5: over to the studio and Brook will down it in

1368
01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:56,440
Speaker 5: one go.

1369
01:02:56,520 --> 01:02:58,720
Speaker 2: Fifty plus year old woman at the bar like ordering

1370
01:02:58,720 --> 01:02:59,680
Speaker 2: it and winking.

1371
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:02,920
Speaker 7: Oysters please wow.

1372
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:07,160
Speaker 5: Okay, on that note, Brook, are you ready?

1373
01:03:07,240 --> 01:03:08,440
Speaker 2: Here we go? Here we go?

1374
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:11,680
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. What's the only fruit known to

1375
01:03:11,720 --> 01:03:14,800
Speaker 5: hold its seeds on the outside of its bodies? How

1376
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:17,360
Speaker 5: many milliseconds are in one full second?

1377
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:18,480
Speaker 2: Thousand?

1378
01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:23,200
Speaker 5: Which empire was ruled by Julius Caesar Roman. What's the

1379
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 5: name of the paper company in the TV show The Office?

1380
01:03:27,400 --> 01:03:31,760
Speaker 5: Gringos is a famous bank from what fictional movie book series?

1381
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:34,880
Speaker 5: Is the boiling point of water more or less than

1382
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:42,480
Speaker 5: two hundred degrees fahrenheit more anytime.

1383
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:44,720
Speaker 13: More?

1384
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:46,800
Speaker 2: Pretty much for all you boys to handle.

1385
01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:55,720
Speaker 7: Let's one Jose. Let's scoreboard with.

1386
01:03:55,720 --> 01:04:00,040
Speaker 2: Jose nowhere.

1387
01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:00,720
Speaker 13: My heart.

1388
01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:04,040
Speaker 5: I still love you.

1389
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:07,320
Speaker 2: Nate you got four correct today.

1390
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:10,120
Speaker 7: All right, all right, that's a really good score.

1391
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:12,720
Speaker 6: Good score. You have good pacing in this game.

1392
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:17,040
Speaker 4: Run same exact amount of questions fair playing games.

1393
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,720
Speaker 7: And you got saved.

1394
01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:25,040
Speaker 5: Nate, you called it. Brooke was really just feeling herself

1395
01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:28,760
Speaker 5: today in many different enow. Yeah, let's go over the

1396
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:31,440
Speaker 5: answers for everybody. The only fruit known to hold its

1397
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 5: seeds on the outside of its body would be strawberries.

1398
01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:38,920
Speaker 5: There are one thousand milliseconds in one full second. Julius

1399
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:42,720
Speaker 5: Caesar was the ruler of the Roman Empire. The paper

1400
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:46,040
Speaker 5: company from the office is dunder Mifflin Gringits is a

1401
01:04:46,080 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 5: famous bank from Harry Potter.

1402
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:49,840
Speaker 7: It's where Harry's safe deposit boxes.

1403
01:04:49,920 --> 01:04:51,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I read all those books to my

1404
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:53,640
Speaker 1: kids out loud and pronounced it wrong until I saw

1405
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:54,360
Speaker 1: the movie, and I'm like.

1406
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:57,000
Speaker 5: Oh, and the boiling point of water would be more

1407
01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:59,960
Speaker 5: than two hundred degrees fahrenheit. Two hundred and twelve degrees

1408
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 5: is exactly. Is so much easier.

1409
01:05:05,480 --> 01:05:07,800
Speaker 1: If you haven't watched the s n L sketch about

1410
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:10,360
Speaker 1: the metrics the metric system.

1411
01:05:10,400 --> 01:05:16,600
Speaker 5: It's unfortunately it was not enough to beat Brooke today,

1412
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:19,160
Speaker 5: but just for playing. We are going to give you

1413
01:05:19,200 --> 01:05:23,720
Speaker 5: tickets to see j Baling performing them.

1414
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:24,120
Speaker 7: Yeah.

1415
01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:29,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where's your performing climate play.

1416
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:33,040
Speaker 5: I almost called it key Arena. I'm sorry, it's climate plage. Yeah,

1417
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:34,760
Speaker 5: and yeah, we'll send you those tickets.

1418
01:05:34,760 --> 01:05:36,720
Speaker 7: Man, Okay, sweet, thank you so much.

1419
01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:39,360
Speaker 1: You have fun with your cider today, Nate, thank you,

1420
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:39,640
Speaker 1: thank you.

1421
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:41,760
Speaker 15: I'll be back for around three Brooks.

1422
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:44,760
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, only do it after you've sampled.

1423
01:05:44,240 --> 01:05:47,440
Speaker 5: The Yeah, I got you, I got you.

1424
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:50,120
Speaker 7: Oh god, Brooks really feeling herself. Now, let's just get

1425
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:51,840
Speaker 7: out of here. We're gonna do win Brooks Bucks, same

1426
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:52,480
Speaker 7: time tomorrow

1427
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:55,240
Speaker 10: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.