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Speaker 1: Jubules phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI

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Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubules friends at one eight

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Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,

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Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.

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Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred d

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Speaker 1: you away. It's another Jubila on the twenties. I'm moving

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Speaker 1: eight point five. Hello, let's get it going. I'm sorry, Hello,

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Speaker 1: let's do this. Who's this? My name's Chad. Let's get

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Speaker 1: it going. Let's get the bargain and started. Huh, I'm

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Speaker 1: calling about the car yet for sale on Craig's list.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you're calling about my my Honda Accord. Yep,

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Speaker 1: that's what I said. Let's get it going. Come on,

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Speaker 1: where do we start? Where do we start with? What?

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Speaker 1: I see? You're on the ad? It's a silver Honda Accord? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: How many miles on? That bad boy? Has one hundred fifty? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: And it has new tires new tires, all right? And

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Speaker 1: you want forty five hundred for it? Yes? And I

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Speaker 1: want to pay you twenty five for um. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm going with forty five hundreds. Well, I'm tossing your

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Speaker 1: twenty five hundred. You're gonna have to come out with

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Speaker 1: another two thousand. Hey, I'm not willing to do that.

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Speaker 1: The car. Don't be an ass and I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to bargain. That's my final number. That's it. Okay. But

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Speaker 1: you know how it works when you're trying to sell

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Speaker 1: a car, right, You have a price, and then I

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Speaker 1: have a price that I want to pay, and then

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Speaker 1: we talk about it and hopefully we meet somewhere in

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Speaker 1: the middle. So let's do this. I'm not gonna bargain

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Speaker 1: though I'm not. My ad did not say that I

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Speaker 1: was willing to bargain. You're not listening, but your ad,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to bargain with you or anything. Okay,

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Speaker 1: here's the problem. Though your ad said your car was

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Speaker 1: a four door. What does that have anything to do

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Speaker 1: with this? Well, because I'm looking for a three door,

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Speaker 1: so the price is gonna have to come down a

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Speaker 1: little bit. There's no such thing as an accord with

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Speaker 1: the three doors. That's the problem. But I'm having trouble

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Speaker 1: finding it. So I'm willing to make a deal with

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Speaker 1: You're not gonna find that. I know It's like the

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Speaker 1: thumbest thing anybody's ever said. I swear I've seen one before.

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Speaker 1: Haven't you seen one? No, you've never seen one because

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Speaker 1: they've never made one. You're wasting my time. Okay, Okay,

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Speaker 1: don't go, don't go, don't go. I'm really interested in

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Speaker 1: buying the car. I'm not selling you the car any

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Speaker 1: lower than what I have. Okay, well, that's three door.

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Speaker 1: I have no three doors a four door? Take it

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Speaker 1: or leave it. How about the radio though? Is it

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Speaker 1: a tape or a CD? Why does that matter? Because

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Speaker 1: I want one? Far or leave it? Do you want it?

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Speaker 1: I want one of the tape player. So if it

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Speaker 1: doesn't have a tape player, I'm gonna take off five

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Speaker 1: hundred dollars. I'm sick and tired of people calling me

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Speaker 1: and trying to barring down my price. This is a

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Speaker 1: final offer, it says on the ad finals offers. I

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Speaker 1: add that to the final offer is never to get it.

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Speaker 1: Final offer means there's a little bit of wiggle room.

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Speaker 1: How about I give you eight hundred bucks from car. No,

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Speaker 1: it does not mean there's a little bit of whigger room.

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Speaker 1: If that's final offer, final offer, are you gonna take

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Speaker 1: it or not sold? Could you not this place? My

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Speaker 1: same time sold? So you're gonna buy the car for

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Speaker 1: forty five hundred dollars. No, I'm gonna buy it for

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Speaker 1: eight hundred. You're not not telling me I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: lower my price, are you? Hey? I want to make

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Speaker 1: each other happy here? Okay? Can we try to meet

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Speaker 1: in the middle. I'm not meeting anywhere. What do you

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Speaker 1: not understand? I'm not lying the place? What it is?

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Speaker 1: I start number forty five, forty fivetyive hundred and got

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Speaker 1: five hundred, forty five hundred dunts, thirty five, thirty five,

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Speaker 1: thirty five thirty five hundred and thirty five to thirty

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Speaker 1: five y heard and thirty five? What's that you're you guys?

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Speaker 1: Get the benning going? Get it? Get four or four

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Speaker 1: or four? Can I get a four? Four for forty

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Speaker 1: five hundred, five hundred, five hundred on? I was twenty five,

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Speaker 1: twenty five, twenty five, twenty five, the guy over there

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Speaker 1: in the Great Stripe Turk twenty five, twenty twenty five

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Speaker 1: five No. Twenty five under the guy in the phone

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Speaker 1: twenty five, twenty five ding On twentyve and twenty five

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Speaker 1: sold for twenty five under the guy on the phone. Gosh,

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Speaker 1: you're an idiot. I just sold it for twenty five

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Speaker 1: hundred to the guy on the phone. That's me. You

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Speaker 1: down nothing, you have not? Oh good point. I guess

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Speaker 1: I should tell you this is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: Then what this is? Actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel

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Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you. Your

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Speaker 1: friend Stacy set you up. It's a joke. Oh my gosh. No,

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Speaker 1: She says that you get a lot of calls from

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Speaker 1: annoying people on craigslists who try to bargain with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, it sounds like your patience is done

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Speaker 1: with them. I have sorry,