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Speaker 1: Well, welcome back to another episode of Alchemy, this one edition.

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Speaker 1: And that's right, let's not nineteen. No one gathered indoors

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Speaker 1: last night with a bunch of devil backs. There's a

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Speaker 1: whole lot of people maybe und I don't know, really,

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Speaker 1: said joe Say. Sixty thousand people were there. Everyone, everyone

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Speaker 1: beating this year. Everyone ever. Everyone shook hands and hugged

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Speaker 1: Joey looked so nervous. I was so scared. It was hilarious.

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Speaker 1: It really was one of the funny thing I've seen

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Speaker 1: a long time, just how nervous he was. Um, but

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Speaker 1: I digress. Let's meet our archemist shaller no particular order,

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Speaker 1: please say hello to Chris avar rodeo Surf Seasons, says Solo, Sunny,

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Speaker 1: what was the last thing you built? You're gonna need

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Speaker 1: a moment, kay. Um My fiance's uh father has this

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Speaker 1: gigantic grill. I didn't build build it, but this is

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Speaker 1: the first thing that came into mind. Beautiful. It's like

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Speaker 1: a Cadillac of girls. It's got like the direct like

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Speaker 1: gas line hooked into it type stuff. But it wasn't working.

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Speaker 1: And we spent some time at their at their their house,

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Speaker 1: their their beach house recently, and I said, you know,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna fix this thing. I'm telling you everybody, I

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Speaker 1: worked on that thing for like three days in a row,

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Speaker 1: eight hours a day. Come on you, I am not

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Speaker 1: kidding you. Uh. And what it was was as when

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Speaker 1: we and we all know, oh no, I'm gonna I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna forget the name. But it was a faulty uh spark, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thing fixed? Yeah, this is what I fixed. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean it works. It was for the three day

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Speaker 1: endeavor that it daed in fact work and I scrubbed it,

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Speaker 1: scrubbed it, scrubbed it too while I was in there,

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Speaker 1: you know, forever. And then joy why Joy? Why you laughing?

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Speaker 1: I mean I am so I'm humbled by the confidence

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Speaker 1: to do that. I would be terrified. Well also also

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Speaker 1: also there are a couple of moments where I go,

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Speaker 1: I'm absolutely done, I cannot do this, I can I

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Speaker 1: cannot do this, And I'm like, fool. My nails are

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Speaker 1: full of grease and there's parts everywhere everywhere. Can I

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Speaker 1: guess what the driving force was having to go back

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Speaker 1: to your future father in lawn saying yeah, I couldn't

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Speaker 1: do I would have rather died. When you say the

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Speaker 1: smart thing, was it the thing that basically clicks for

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Speaker 1: the gas to get ignited. Jeez, I know this name

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Speaker 1: so well. Um yes, but James ignit No no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: no no no, So it isn't. It isn't the push part.

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Speaker 1: It's what because there's four different spark plugs type of thing.

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Speaker 1: So in my house growing up, what we'd do is

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Speaker 1: we'd use a long lighter and we just light each

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Speaker 1: of the grills like that could have an option. You

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Speaker 1: couldn't tell that that was the solution. That was an option.

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Speaker 1: That's that's an option, not a solution. Yeah, hey, you

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Speaker 1: know you're here, use this long lighter, James says. It's

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Speaker 1: the solutions like driving a cat like you're gonna have

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Speaker 1: and it's the solution. I'm so impressed that you stayed

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Speaker 1: in the pocket because while you started the story, don't

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Speaker 1: I tell the person to come to it. I don't

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Speaker 1: have a lot, you know, No, I got you, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'll fucking die are I'm with Joey. It's

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Speaker 1: impressive to even have the confidence to go, I I

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Speaker 1: it's judge James Heeney, Johnny the Jello lover. What's the

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Speaker 1: weirdest thing you used your feet? Four? The weirdest thing

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Speaker 1: I've used my feet for? Well, you don't. You don't

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Speaker 1: have to, James, James, you don't have to answer this.

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Speaker 1: I suppose that it is. Probably there are times that

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Speaker 1: if something's out of reach, I'll use it for anything.

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Speaker 1: It's like being amadextrous, but with both hands and feet.

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Speaker 1: So there's definitely been times where I've had to use

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Speaker 1: for controller or mouse. What it's like being a monkey,

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Speaker 1: is it? I guess so? Yeah? Yeah? But I please okay.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, James, I should have qualified. Killing

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Speaker 1: a person was on the list. I could probably snap

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Speaker 1: a neck with my feet. That was what we were

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Speaker 1: looking for. Thank you, officer. I'll give you the address

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Speaker 1: in just a moment. Now, please welcome a tool sing

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Speaker 1: sweet A favorite pie? Oh, this is very easy. Apple

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Speaker 1: pie is my favorite. I rank it and the apple,

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Speaker 1: then pecan, and then pumpkins down at like fifteen. Because

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Speaker 1: it's tracked. He's been he's been specifically hurtful. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: hurtful to both of us. I'm not even not listening.

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Speaker 1: I've already I've already spoken way too long on this intro.

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Speaker 1: But I just gotta say one thing again. I don't

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Speaker 1: have a lot going on everybody. I was walking my

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Speaker 1: dog last week and I'm you not. This woman goes,

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Speaker 1: excuse me, excuse me, and she had her phones, but

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Speaker 1: she goes, are you pie guy? No way? It made

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Speaker 1: my whole liar. Yeah. I was like, well, yes, I am.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, she's a fan of Jessica's obviously,

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Speaker 1: nut cookie guy. Anyway, I'm just feeling good about myself.

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Speaker 1: I'm feel I'm so glad you're doing this withe you know,

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Speaker 1: and my horrible, gigantic, out of control legal thought, are

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Speaker 1: you pie guy? Meant she listened to alchemy this? Oh no, no,

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Speaker 1: holy crap. Mark Gagliardi is here twice to gal I am,

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Speaker 1: will you shave your legs for a job? Um? Oh,

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Speaker 1: for a job? Okay. I didn't know if that was

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Speaker 1: just you going like right now in this will you

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Speaker 1: shave your leg You know? It's funny you mentioned that. U.

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Speaker 1: I uh, I'm sure, I would if it's the right job,

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Speaker 1: and I got to wear you know, tasteful hose over

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Speaker 1: legs didn't look up to what I hope they would.

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Speaker 1: I did recently have to shave a chunk out of

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Speaker 1: my leg hair keep talking, because I I was rollerblading.

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Speaker 1: I fell, I scraped my leg and I had to

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Speaker 1: shave the hair off of it so that it wouldn't

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Speaker 1: like all, you know, grow into a big painful mess.

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Speaker 1: For most of the summer, I will spend with hairy

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Speaker 1: legs except for one little square patch of like cool

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Speaker 1: eighties cop legs stubble. Uh. You had me and I

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Speaker 1: was rollerblading. For the record, that's Strand man Strand Uh

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Speaker 1: died there. This isn't a resurgence of rollerblading. It never left.

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't understand what you're talking about. What

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Speaker 1: grow into the scaps? No, yeah, you get like you

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Speaker 1: legs I've got like seven or eight hairs on my legs.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, how did you not get this question?

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Speaker 1: Then you're like, sound delightful and easy to shave. I'm Italian.

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Speaker 1: And last but pucker tightly if you thinking lazy, it's

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Speaker 1: Joey Geer handbone and or hawk. Please preview for us

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Speaker 1: your first two questions for Jesus Christ. Remember one. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: question is subject to change your hearing right now, exact

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Speaker 1: final d So um mean, Jesus, We're at some taco truck, right,

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Speaker 1: We've agreed to it. It's public, it's in the middle

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Speaker 1: to change. These aren't you know? Setting Stone? You know

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Speaker 1: ten commandments? Follow up in the back of your mind?

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Speaker 1: what's interesting to me? Because like, what is a couple?

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Speaker 1: is it three? So uh a couple? We don't know?

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Speaker 1: They are I gathered them myself, and I thank you

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Speaker 1: so very much for continuing to write to us. Or

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Speaker 1: at our fairly new email address, Alchemy. This email at

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Speaker 1: a while, who wrote, Dear Alchemists. As you all know,

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Speaker 1: I'm not one to spread rumors all caps but lower caps.

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Speaker 1: please have an explanation, sir? We were really on the

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Speaker 1: So but I promise we're gonna do better. All of

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Speaker 1: wait the start, but off your cue and meals of course.

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00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,879
Speaker 1: All right, here's here's here's how this is gonna go.

417
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:11,280
Speaker 1: All right, everybody, thank you. I think tonight we should

418
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 1: feel it from a bone. Lets go with our instincts. Okay,

419
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 1: I just want to ask a question, quick question. When

420
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:22,159
Speaker 1: I think he's going to be a silly question. Author

421
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 1: comes on stage, there needs to be light on him. Okay, okay, okay,

422
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 1: I'm now removing one of my Nike gloves. If it

423
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,400
Speaker 1: were to slap you, there would be an issue. Yes,

424
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:42,360
Speaker 1: yes it would. I mean all we have is what's

425
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:46,840
Speaker 1: in the glass case. So Eminem's twizzlers and popcorn. As

426
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:51,879
Speaker 1: you can see, that's that's all we have. Any Poe, No, No,

427
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 1: all we have is what's in the case. So this

428
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:06,040
Speaker 1: is my my day for tonight. Hello, better have apple pie.

429
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 1: I ain't even staying for the show. What is going on?

430
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 1: We just if everyone in line, just so you know

431
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 1: that we don't have pie here. The only concessions we

432
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 1: have are what's in the case. I'm sure you have

433
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 1: something in a secret menu and off you know, a

434
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 1: hidden menu, so we'll just have the pie. We'll have.

435
00:27:22,840 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: There's there is no kitchen here. What we serve is

436
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 1: in the case, so the concessions are are here. It's

437
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:33,880
Speaker 1: it's it's a concession. This is okay. Where's the pie case?

438
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
Speaker 1: Not here? There is no pie case. It's not here,

439
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 1: so it's somewhere, and then I will look, we will look.

440
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:47,920
Speaker 1: Uh pardon me for bargaining, Mr Culpepper, Yes, sir, I

441
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 1: just want to see if you had any music you

442
00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 1: want to be played out too. Ah Well, generally I

443
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,680
Speaker 1: like to enter to hail to the Chief, but I

444
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 1: was told that it is inappropriate for me to do

445
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 1: so because I am not currently the president of the

446
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 1: United States. Let me ask my lampard, Mrs Spots, is

447
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:09,320
Speaker 1: there a particular song you would like for us to

448
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 1: enter to this evening? Play my song? Mrs Spots would

449
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:16,560
Speaker 1: like you to play her song as we take the

450
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 1: stage this evening for our read They'd love to do that,

451
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,920
Speaker 1: very excited, happy to do that for you. Can I

452
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,640
Speaker 1: just get a quick heads up on what Ms Spotts

453
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: song is? MS? Surely, surely you know what Mrs Spotts

454
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 1: song is if you've ever seen the work that I

455
00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 1: have done with this lempart. So I'm gonna go ahead

456
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 1: and assume that was a joke and you do know

457
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: exactly what song I'm talking about. Doors, slam noise, and

458
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: then he closed it during my face. I don't know.

459
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: So what I'm supposed to get from every song in

460
00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 1: the universe? What miss spots and get it right? Because

461
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: I didn't have the ball, So I just say sorry,

462
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: Cold Pepper or whatever the hell your real name is.

463
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:02,840
Speaker 1: I don't know what song is, right, So what am

464
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: I gonna do? I don't know. I'm just in line

465
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: for the bathroom. I don't know. Hey, where'd you get

466
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:15,240
Speaker 1: that pie? I brought it in? Wow? Kind of prize.

467
00:29:16,520 --> 00:29:19,840
Speaker 1: It's a hybrid pie. I'm not done in the bathroom

468
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:23,480
Speaker 1: yet because one of you guys get some toilet paper.

469
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: It's kind of an emergency. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. Let's go,

470
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 1: let's get out. No, no, no, no, yeah, sorry, those

471
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: those two guys, they just they just ran away. It's

472
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: everything okay in there. Oh, it's fine, it's fine. There

473
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 1: doesn't happen. Do you work here? I can't crack the

474
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 1: store open any any further than it's open. No, No,

475
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,000
Speaker 1: I don't work. I was actually a friend of mine

476
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: was supposed to leave a ticket for me at the

477
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,240
Speaker 1: box office. We just had some kind of kerfuffle. Out there,

478
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: but eventually they let me in, you know, Squeaky Wheel

479
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 1: gets the grease and all. But uh, I really feel

480
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: for your plight out there. Let's if I have anything

481
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 1: in my pockets. Okay, I mean, I have this receipt

482
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 1: from dinner to my my grandfather's handkerchief. Will that that's

483
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 1: even better? Here have the receipt back? Okay, Oh I

484
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 1: have this this this beach towel that I just got

485
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 1: from the Okay, thank you. Q two. All right, everybody,

486
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 1: it's almost showtime. They're gonna start there. They're gonna start

487
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: the music. You start, the lights will come from the left.

488
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 1: It will be transformative. Sir. Song it's her song, song song.

489
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:44,640
Speaker 1: I'm gonna step your neck with my feet. I'm gonna

490
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 1: stab your nack with my feet. Here he comes, here,

491
00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 1: he comes with me feet. I'm gonna snap your with you.

492
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 1: Thank you, everybody, Thank you very much. Oh well, that's

493
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: spots coming from a different side than I am used to. Sure,

494
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 1: I am, Mr Lawyer Culpepper. I don't know how to

495
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: say that correctly. Um, the audience isn't isn't fully unient

496
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: that there seems to be some kind of issue at

497
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: the concession stand, So we're just trying to sort that out.

498
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, did the concession stand not get the rider

499
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 1: in my contract? This rider right here that says concession

500
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 1: concession stands at my shows with mrs spots will serve high?

501
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 1: Do you hear the crowd that's right? Yes? Uh, well

502
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: we did not get that. I I am so sorry.

503
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 1: Well you did not get via? No, no, I did not.

504
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 1: So well, we we can just go get some spot

505
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 1: left spot right, Yeah, we're here. Did you have something

506
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 1: to say? Yeah? Yeah. It's okay to have a little

507
00:31:58,360 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: dramatic pause every now and then. You don't have to

508
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,719
Speaker 1: fill all space with sound. Sometimes you need to let

509
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: the emotion to hit you. Okay, when he walked out,

510
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 1: we hit him with the wrong light. We didn't. It

511
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 1: was him. He pipe down, Let the emotion breathe. Yeah,

512
00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: I'm done, that's all I'm saying. Done, taking these gloves off.

513
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: You're done with center light. Jerry. Don't don't push back

514
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: right now, all right, don't push back to emal is

515
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: a Meal is talking? All right? Did you hear the

516
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 1: announcement from talent on stage when he got hit by

517
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:40,840
Speaker 1: the wrong light quote unquote your fired or someone's fired. Yeah,

518
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: he doesn't control you know, I'm in charge. You know,

519
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: along with the meal. A meal has a lot to say.

520
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: Talent doesn't dictate who gets fired. Yeah, but it's you know,

521
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: are we in a union or not? I'm sorry, let's

522
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: not say the word union. Okay, spot spot left. Let

523
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: me get this right. You think every talent that comes

524
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: in and out of these doors has the right to

525
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 1: fire and higher staff as they please. Well, i've spot left,

526
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 1: he's spot right. I'm asking this whole time. Now, I'm

527
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: talking to you. I'm not the he's the Can you

528
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 1: just answer the question? Could you say it? One? Okay? Okay?

529
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,720
Speaker 1: Al right, no, no, no, no, no, no, please don't

530
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:26,440
Speaker 1: fire me. I'm just checking your resume here. You worked

531
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 1: as a spotlighter for a while. I'm i mean, well,

532
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: three of us? Is that a snake? What was that?

533
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: A snake in your back? Do you have a snake here?

534
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 1: We one of us has a snake? Okay, well, mr

535
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 1: SOFTI freeze. We we don't uh, we don't deal with

536
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,920
Speaker 1: snakes here. Okay, we just deal with soft. What's yours?

537
00:33:47,840 --> 00:34:08,480
Speaker 1: It's always said no more steaks? Alright, So Bob, what

538
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 1: can I do it against you? You know, a couple

539
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: more crates of the good stuff. Huh. Alright, so you

540
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 1: brought in the right guy for this concession stand. This

541
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 1: garbage bag is filled with cherry pie filling. Now I

542
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: just need you to get one time. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

543
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: Did you work? Have you ever worked in Amsterdam? Yeah?

544
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 1: You look familiar? You look familiar? God, all right? Do

545
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 1: you do doing impressions? Do do impressions? First of all, no,

546
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 1: I don't, and I don't know what you're referencing. But

547
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get through a pretty important situation. I've

548
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: been brought in because I'm a guy that has solutions.

549
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: Just look familiar. I see celebrities when I look familiar

550
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: or a self familiar both both. I'm sorry, I'll just continue.

551
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 1: I was just trying to pay you. Okay, okay, we'll

552
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,719
Speaker 1: put your fist in this garbage bag and get some

553
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:13,279
Speaker 1: of that cheery pie feeling. M M all right, And

554
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: now you're gonna put it between these two tortilla shelves.

555
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 1: Show offt flower tortilla show All right, there you go,

556
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: simplest that. How you put it into the same hot light?

557
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: Did you put those corn dog et cender spoon paka,

558
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 1: it's a pie hi part of me. Um. I'll take

559
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: out one diet coke and one slice of pie place Yeah, okay,

560
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: diet coke. What size did you want? Small? Medium? Large?

561
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 1: Small place? Okay? And the pie small medium, a large,

562
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 1: small place Okay. That's uh seventeen dollars and I'm sorry interrupt.

563
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 1: My little lady got sick as hell from eating one

564
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 1: of those good spoon shak alack what so yeah, we

565
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 1: need our money, but I don't want this pie after all.

566
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to just jump in here, but he lady

567
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:21,880
Speaker 1: gets sick as hell, so she doesn't feel good at

568
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: ard to find a chance she's part. Uh. Mr Colepepper

569
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 1: just um, I'm sorry, Mr Pepper. What Esquire? Thank you

570
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:40,400
Speaker 1: Pepper Esquire? Um, before you go out on stage and

571
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:44,320
Speaker 1: fire anyone else, I was hoping. Uh. You know, rehearsal

572
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 1: went fairly well. But now that the entire audience is

573
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:51,400
Speaker 1: in um uh if you could go out to a

574
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:56,760
Speaker 1: different song, a special song that's been selected for tonight

575
00:36:56,960 --> 00:37:00,040
Speaker 1: and this city that is so in love with the

576
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: fact that you are here. Oh you want me to Panda,

577
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 1: that's what you want me to do. You don't want

578
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:08,600
Speaker 1: to play the single that was just released by my

579
00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 1: leopard Mrs Spots, even though she did tell me that

580
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: there was another potential leopard here just to hear her single?

581
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: Is that what you're telling me? I was just spitballing,

582
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: let's go with the plan. Why don't we go with no? No,

583
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 1: We'll go with your plan. And while you had it,

584
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 1: why don't you mess with my pies too? Why don't

585
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:34,080
Speaker 1: you just change the whole concept of what a pie

586
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,920
Speaker 1: is since you're changing the whole concept of what a

587
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,560
Speaker 1: walkout song is. Now, bring me one of my delicious

588
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,440
Speaker 1: apple pies from the concession stand before I make my

589
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: entrance right away, sir, door slam noise? I listen. Uh.

590
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 1: The strangest thing. First of all, do you know that

591
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:57,000
Speaker 1: when you leave his dressing room, he screamed, door slam noise?

592
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:01,680
Speaker 1: You're done talking. I don't know that. I'm just waiting

593
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 1: in line for the bathroom. You're here to see? Could

594
00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 1: Pepper esquire though? Right? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, okay, Well, I'll

595
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: just give me a little insights that no one else has.

596
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 1: But I'm sorry. It turns out that that towel was

597
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:18,799
Speaker 1: not flushable and the floor is just covered in water

598
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 1: and feces. You get somebody with a plunger. You seem

599
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:27,200
Speaker 1: surprised the towel was not flushable. I'm really surprised. I

600
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 1: can't leave here. My clothes is all wet. I can't

601
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 1: open this door all the way. I'm sorry. Okay, could

602
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 1: you get a janitor? Yeah? Sure, we'll get a janitor,

603
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 1: and then we'll get you some toilet paper. And then

604
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 1: is there anything else we can get you? Well, like

605
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:42,319
Speaker 1: a new a new pair of pants and shirt, new

606
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: pair of pants. Is there a stall you like? Uh? Sir,

607
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: Obviously you respect me and I respect to you. I'm

608
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,600
Speaker 1: the center spot. But are you asking me to come

609
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 1: back as a as a janitor? Yes? Same, Yes, the

610
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:04,000
Speaker 1: times have changed here, but I need somebody trustworthy. I

611
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 1: have a mop in the bucket, Yes I have a

612
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 1: thousand times. Yes, oh okay, I thought, well, I like

613
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 1: a list of like twenty reasons to come back. But

614
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 1: I respect you, sorry, and I respect you. You're the

615
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:17,600
Speaker 1: most talented spot I've ever seen. I mean, you went

616
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 1: to college and Paolo Alto. I don't know where, but yeah,

617
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,799
Speaker 1: it seems like a smart place. It's a nice city.

618
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 1: Now you watch what I do for the janitorial Okay, Okay,

619
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:32,799
Speaker 1: I thought you got aggressive, you got the job. Your

620
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 1: passion I was. I was passionate, sir. Okay, So you

621
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:42,719
Speaker 1: want how well I can mop? Okay? Yeah, just tell

622
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 1: it to the floor, you know, because if you fucking

623
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 1: think for one second, that's in my chest that that

624
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: ship is going to beat me. No, you're crazy. You

625
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,760
Speaker 1: know what, Why don't you take the keys to the kingdom.

626
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 1: That's what I'd like to hear. Thank you. Clink click clank,

627
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:07,239
Speaker 1: clink clink. That the actually the somebody's at the door.

628
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: But there's the first jobs in the bathroom, bathroom on

629
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 1: the Just dust around the office for a little. We

630
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 1: got a big situation. Yeah, come in. Uh yeah, are

631
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: the usher? Yeah, there's not the tickets. There's some tickets left. Yeah, White,

632
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,080
Speaker 1: don't go into the box office. Go the usher. Just

633
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:37,560
Speaker 1: stay in the aisle. Okay, can I go? You're the

634
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 1: one who came here. Okay, Hey, yeah, don't take your

635
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 1: shirt off. How you said I could stay here for

636
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 1: a couple of nights? What? No, you did it? Okay,

637
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:02,840
Speaker 1: put your shirt back on? Put you all right? All right?

638
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: Don't put it on backwards. Just put it on normal.

639
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 1: Now your name takes on the back. That looks weird.

640
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 1: You can't see my name before they see me because

641
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: they're gonna approach you from the front. Okay, alright, the

642
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 1: janitor coming through? All right, hey, Bud, how are you

643
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 1: doing in there? I can't come out or you're the janitor? Yeah, okay.

644
00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: I somebody flushed a toell down the toilet, I think,

645
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:36,400
Speaker 1: and it's created kind of a flood. It's really not

646
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,239
Speaker 1: kind of, it's a flood in here. No problem. I'm

647
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 1: here to fix everything now that you can just step

648
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: out of the stoll of this. I'm naked, Oh my,

649
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:54,879
Speaker 1: kind of it's so embarrassing. Get out of here, Get

650
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 1: out of this bathroom. That great man. Because I got

651
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: your clothes, sir, I think you needed some fresh clothes. Yeah,

652
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: I went down to that store. Go fund yourself. Just

653
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 1: put these on. Oh these aren't clothes. These aren't clothes

654
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 1: at all. Hi, welcome to go funk yourself. But then,

655
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: how can I help you? Yeah? I'm looking for something

656
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:19,879
Speaker 1: I was in mind. I'm looking for can you help

657
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 1: me get a shirt? What? What the hell is going on? Sorry? Sorry,

658
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 1: I'm looking for something formal shirtella, would you when you

659
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 1: get up there? You know what, just go ahead, just

660
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 1: just cut ahead, go go fund yourself. I guess he

661
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,799
Speaker 1: doesn't know where he's at. Can I get a shirt?

662
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 1: Real quick? Sure? And so there you are, Okay, I

663
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 1: have a terrific have a great day. No, no, you do.

664
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: You have a great day. So something forrible? Yeah, I'm sorry.

665
00:42:53,920 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 1: I'm just so fucking pissed. Um I want some suck

666
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,160
Speaker 1: you man? All right, man? Stop? Why once you get

667
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 1: in line? All right? Can you get a shirt? Him?

668
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:09,320
Speaker 1: In line? You ask whole Nobody moved. Nobody moved. A

669
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 1: leopard has just entered the store. Don't move. Oh that's

670
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 1: Mr Spots. It's all right. And that has seemed to

671
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 1: seem too everybody seemed to Oh my god, oh my god.

672
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 1: Since three comes as a patron acomaniac Michael Russell who

673
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 1: wrote in all caps, hey you guys, lower caps, someone

674
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:48,719
Speaker 1: who was addicted to fiber m hm, hey, how you

675
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 1: don't I haven't seen you in any of these meetings before. Yeah,

676
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: it's um, this is it's it's a little embarrassing. I'm

677
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 1: just here to listen. I don't I don't really want

678
00:43:57,040 --> 00:44:00,840
Speaker 1: to talk. No reason to be embarrassed here about anything. Friend. Okay,

679
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: there's this there just before we start, just in case

680
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,680
Speaker 1: their bathroom. There are two bathrooms. There's one on the

681
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:10,880
Speaker 1: left for no matter what sex you are, and one

682
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 1: on the right for people who don't appreciate those sort

683
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,439
Speaker 1: of things. Oh okay, I mean I'll obviously take the first.

684
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,520
Speaker 1: Is that cake for everybody? The cake is not for everyone.

685
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 1: It's for everyone who identifies in a unique way. Okay, okay,

686
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: I'm I'm just gonna go sit down and look at

687
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 1: my phone. All right, everybody, we're gonna get this meeting started.

688
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:40,359
Speaker 1: So if you'd all sit down in anonymous uh, addictions anonymously,

689
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:47,440
Speaker 1: we've got it. Wait wait what anonymous addictions anonymously? Uh?

690
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,439
Speaker 1: We have a new person here, so we're anonymous about

691
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 1: what we're addicted to. This isn't specifically well to one thing.

692
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: You must be new also. So the good news for

693
00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: you is, if it's your first day an anonymous a

694
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 1: actions anonymously, you're gonna stand on top in front of

695
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 1: everybody and you're gonna tell us what your addiction is too. Okay,

696
00:45:07,880 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 1: that's fine, Terry, Why did you laugh in the middle.

697
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:14,239
Speaker 1: This is serious. I apologize. I just I thought I

698
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: recognized him, and then I was going to ask his name,

699
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 1: and then you just said his name. Dude, you just

700
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 1: call him Jerry. You just said his name. This whole

701
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: business is supposed to be about anonymity, Sir. I don't

702
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:30,360
Speaker 1: feel everybody thought his name was Tim Nelson's Tim Nelson? Okay,

703
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:35,640
Speaker 1: everybody sit down, All right, let's just get this. What's

704
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:40,080
Speaker 1: your name? What do you what do your friends call you? Well, first,

705
00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:42,440
Speaker 1: I have one name that I use here in this

706
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,799
Speaker 1: group of friends, and then I have a real name

707
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,040
Speaker 1: out there so I can keep it anonymous. I don't

708
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:52,759
Speaker 1: understand why addiction has to be anonymous. Yeah, well it's enough. Well,

709
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 1: the thing is, it's a it's a wide pool of

710
00:45:56,360 --> 00:46:00,160
Speaker 1: Jerry Tim. Maybe someone else could lead Today's mab been

711
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 1: leading this for a long. I've got a ticket here

712
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 1: that one lucky person is gonna get. Wait, there's it's

713
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:12,960
Speaker 1: a lucky ticket. Okay, but we need to hear from

714
00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 1: somebody before I give this away, because it's going to

715
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 1: be what I think is the best uh self disclosure

716
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 1: in the group is going to get this ticket to

717
00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 1: I'll do it i'll do it. I'll do it. I'll

718
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:24,800
Speaker 1: do it, do it, I'll do it, I'll do it,

719
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:33,959
Speaker 1: I'll do Okay, Okay, the new person has first rights.

720
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:41,799
Speaker 1: Go ahead. Oh um okay um um yea, because we're

721
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:46,319
Speaker 1: but you didn't. You didn't shout your you didn't put

722
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: your arm up, you didn't shout, you didn't say anything.

723
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna give this anonymous person an opportunity. But

724
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 1: you're not new. You come here every week. This is

725
00:46:55,520 --> 00:46:57,800
Speaker 1: a great cake. By the way, that cake is not

726
00:46:57,960 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: for everybody. I I I identify in a unique way though. Okay, great,

727
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 1: So you have an opportunity to maybe win a ticket

728
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:12,399
Speaker 1: to Pocket full of Skull mom Skults school. Uh, it's

729
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 1: a meta play. So what who's my weight? Memore play?

730
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 1: Those memoir play is it? Let me some examples of Hey, um, hey, Barry,

731
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:33,839
Speaker 1: are you up? Yeah? What? Oh? Okay, you can get

732
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,440
Speaker 1: a guest. It's okay, it's one speaker. I'm on speaker.

733
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,240
Speaker 1: I'll hang up. We go to sleep on the phone together.

734
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 1: M hmmm, hey Barry, um, I'll do all mind me

735
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 1: coming in. I know it's a little early, look man,

736
00:47:47,680 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: um as you know, I'm gonna go golf this morning.

737
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: It's Tuesday, my golf day. Could this be an email?

738
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 1: Could you just email me? No, we're not business partners,

739
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:58,479
Speaker 1: were roommates, and more importantly, we're friends. And I'm gonna

740
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: cut right to it. I was looking for my non

741
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 1: dairy creamer and I came across this. It's baggy full

742
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: of what I assume is orange flavored meta musle. H. No,

743
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to. I don't know.

744
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: What do you mean, Berry, you have a fucking problem

745
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: that was on my side of the fridge. Why are

746
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: you even looking there? It's you're right, I mean, we

747
00:48:29,200 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: just gotta drive forward. Advance isn't going to be here

748
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:32,680
Speaker 1: on them all right. This is our tea time, So

749
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,320
Speaker 1: I don't know where the hell he is, but you know,

750
00:48:35,440 --> 00:48:37,319
Speaker 1: I mean we should just drive We just keep driving them.

751
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,480
Speaker 1: I think we should just drive forward, drive forward. If

752
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 1: he's not gonna be able to make it, he's not

753
00:48:41,840 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 1: gonna be able to make it, I say, we just

754
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: get in the cart and literally keep driving. We just

755
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,600
Speaker 1: drive forward. Yeah, let's just want to drive forward. Let's

756
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 1: just drive drive. You guys, these clubs out of here, Yeah, yeah,

757
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: these clubs out of here. Just you these bows and

758
00:48:58,719 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 1: arrows in our Martinis. Let's drive, Let's drive, keep on,

759
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:07,320
Speaker 1: go to drive forward, driving forward. Are you gonna admit

760
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:11,319
Speaker 1: it or not? Berry? Is this yours? Yeah? It's mine,

761
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,200
Speaker 1: But I don't see what it has to do with

762
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:16,160
Speaker 1: you at all. You know what, Maybe you're right. Maybe

763
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: I'm not good at boundaries, but I am good at

764
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 1: loving Barry, you have a problem with fiber ah, and

765
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:26,280
Speaker 1: this is pure uncut meta musel. I know the good stuff.

766
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 1: I spent time in college. What do that mean? We

767
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 1: want to cook? Look? Either want you head into a

768
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: meeting or need you headed out? Because I gotta get

769
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 1: to my tea time. My name is something to get

770
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 1: to a meeting? Berry, Berry, huh, well, welcome. You're gonna

771
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,640
Speaker 1: have to identify a little more uniquely than that if

772
00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 1: you want some of this cake, though, Man, I don't

773
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,359
Speaker 1: want any cake right now? Thanks, Um, just here because

774
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: my roommates evan driving me crazy. Wait, that's that's what

775
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: you're The thing that you're here anonymously about is your roommate.

776
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't want to they're sharing by the cake.

777
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:10,920
Speaker 1: They're not sharing with the group that cakes not for everybody. Yeah,

778
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:14,800
Speaker 1: they can't share. You gotta share in the group. Hey, Jimbo, Jimbo,

779
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:18,680
Speaker 1: stop yelling, John, listen. Uh, why do you gotta be

780
00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,120
Speaker 1: this rat who just calls people off for the ship.

781
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:25,040
Speaker 1: So his name's Jimbo. Well I got everyone's information here,

782
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 1: you know what. Yeah, my name's Jimbo, all right, and

783
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:32,240
Speaker 1: it is my name that I use outside and inside.

784
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 1: I don't know why I don't worry. And what do

785
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 1: you think you do? I uh, I eat my tonyil clippage.

786
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:47,839
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, come on, relax, get the fuck out of here.

787
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 1: Come on that they break down, dude, or is it

788
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,919
Speaker 1: like corner peanuts and they end up in your feces hole?

789
00:50:57,239 --> 00:51:01,200
Speaker 1: They end up in my feces hole. Discuss Berry. We

790
00:51:01,280 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 1: started talking about feces, you started sweating. What's wrong? Man?

791
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 1: A man? That's I don't have that problem at all. Man,

792
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 1: Feces is my friend. You know what I mean? Um?

793
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, sorry, I mean, but that is

794
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 1: Can we all say that for a second place? Finally,

795
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:22,080
Speaker 1: something positive? Fees It's like a T shirt. I thought

796
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: Jerry was running the meeting and that I'm confused and

797
00:51:24,560 --> 00:51:32,160
Speaker 1: why he's running the meeting? Did you hear you're not great?

798
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: We're getting Tim, Jerry, You're you're fine, Give us just

799
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:40,399
Speaker 1: a moment. Yeah, right. I don't think, Jerry. I don't

800
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: think Jerry Tim should be running the meeting. He thinks

801
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:45,479
Speaker 1: he's coming and going in time. Maybe he should share.

802
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:47,920
Speaker 1: Maybe he's just share. Hey, Jerry, that's a good idea.

803
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:52,279
Speaker 1: Hey are you guys conspiring by the cake? Jerry? Did

804
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 1: you want to share something with the group. I know

805
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:56,719
Speaker 1: this is my first day here, um, but something, Maybe

806
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: you have something on your mind. I gotta take it.

807
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 1: What if you share? I had a special ticket for you.

808
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:08,520
Speaker 1: All right. Well, I've been running this meeting for a

809
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 1: long time and it's honestly gotten pretty difficult lately. I've

810
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,759
Speaker 1: it's been more than seven years since I huffed gasoline,

811
00:52:16,920 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: and uh, your diketing is supposed to be anonymous. Oh

812
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Sorry, it's just that, Uh, I don't know.

813
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 1: I feel like I don't I feel like if I

814
00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:32,840
Speaker 1: share with you guys more, then maybe you'll let me continuing,

815
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 1: because running this meeting is really a big deal for Jerry. Jerry,

816
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: but you're getting kind of aggressive. Say no more. Here's

817
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 1: your ticket, one ticket to a pocket full of skull

818
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 1: a memoir play. But that guy has a ticket to

819
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 1: he's just giving him back to the ticket he gave him.

820
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 1: How many more? Because we can We just confused, and honestly,

821
00:52:58,160 --> 00:52:59,839
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure the show was the other day. I'm

822
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 1: not sure it works anymore. I'm sorry, buddy. I don't

823
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:04,920
Speaker 1: know where the hell your friends are, but we're teeing

824
00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 1: off here. Okay, you can just join our group or

825
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:09,879
Speaker 1: just power through it, all right? No, I mean those

826
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 1: those guys don't know how to play the game, so

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Speaker 1: I thought I would just don't know. They don't, you

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Speaker 1: know what I mean? From the crazy Yeah, so I

829
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Speaker 1: just wanna you gotta to something. I'll just join. You'll

830
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Speaker 1: be a threeesoming. It'll be totally buddy, that's not how

831
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,920
Speaker 1: we do things, all right. There's a tea time, go

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00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:31,799
Speaker 1: talk to the courthouse inside or whatever that. Yeah. Uh,

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00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 1: have you played golf before, because I feel like I

834
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 1: played golf before, buddy, that's what this rackets for, you dumbass,

835
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Speaker 1: and not get the hell out of my way. Then

836
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Speaker 1: let me get a swing. Hey, Jerry, hold on, hold on, Jerry, Hey,

837
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Speaker 1: I just wanted to say, um, I apologize for how

838
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 1: that meetia went today. But um, for what it's worth,

839
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 1: I thought you did a great job. And I just

840
00:53:54,960 --> 00:54:02,080
Speaker 1: have a quick question. When you stopped inhaling gasoline, did

841
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 1: you notice that, like your work also went down. I

842
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:06,960
Speaker 1: guess what I'm asking is how much of your gravelly

843
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 1: voice are you attributing to the work you got before?

844
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 1: They're sharing in the hallway. No, no, I just messing

845
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:18,560
Speaker 1: the question. I don't I don't know what you mean.

846
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 1: How much work did I give? Okay? Okay, well, I

847
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,839
Speaker 1: mean I was gonna make this clear. I wasting clear.

848
00:54:29,880 --> 00:54:32,879
Speaker 1: You can all listen. You can all listen. Okay, Now,

849
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Speaker 1: I assume based on the way your voice used to

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00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,320
Speaker 1: be that got you certain How do you know what

851
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,640
Speaker 1: my voice used to sound like? I just said assume.

852
00:54:39,719 --> 00:54:45,839
Speaker 1: I'm making an assumption is anonymous? Why are you eating

853
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 1: all the cake? Because I'm standing by it. I still

854
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:53,520
Speaker 1: I still get called into fixed problems that people have.

855
00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:56,200
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a problem solver, so so so it was

856
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 1: mainly your talent that got you jobs before, not your life. Solutely,

857
00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:03,400
Speaker 1: I don't think my voice had anything to do with it. Okay, anything,

858
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:08,040
Speaker 1: all right, Jerry, if you could just started the first

859
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 1: line there whenever you're ready, and um, super excited that

860
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:16,320
Speaker 1: you're here and thanks for coming into that. Okay, the

861
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 1: first slide, Yeah, just pause one second. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

862
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 1: What's going on with his voice? I don't know. I

863
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,080
Speaker 1: just thought he was talking to us, and then once

864
00:55:25,160 --> 00:55:27,600
Speaker 1: he starts reading the line, till use the one. No, no, no,

865
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 1: this is not the audition. Wasn't he on some gasoline

866
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: or something? Yeah? Whatever he was on, what was not

867
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,400
Speaker 1: our business. The guys, you're gonna stop rolling? Your voices

868
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 1: are right by this camera? Yes, yes, Why would you

869
00:55:40,520 --> 00:55:43,719
Speaker 1: be rolling, Tim because you told me that he was

870
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:46,680
Speaker 1: gonna start. I'm sorry, Look left camera stop rolling, right

871
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:51,600
Speaker 1: camera start rolling, and center camera stop rolling. Stop. This

872
00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:53,960
Speaker 1: is just an audition, right, because there's a lot more

873
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 1: cameras in here. You're not gonna put this straight up, Jerry.

874
00:55:57,800 --> 00:55:59,400
Speaker 1: You don't need to think about any of that, just

875
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 1: to be in copy in front of you and feel

876
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 1: to use that great voice of yours. You got it,

877
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:08,320
Speaker 1: you got it. I think we should so correct with gasolene.

878
00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:16,719
Speaker 1: Were all cameras John honestly rolling rolling, rolling? Pocket full

879
00:56:16,760 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 1: of skulls? The movie ready? Jerry? Uh, when you're driving

880
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:29,879
Speaker 1: across the hard three cameras, Jerry, can I just get

881
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 1: a real quick So we're super excited that you're here.

882
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:35,920
Speaker 1: I mixed, not already, but I just want to reiterate.

883
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,680
Speaker 1: And um, it's a certain energy that you bring to

884
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 1: the audition on tape you did for us that I

885
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: was that was that audition was done before before I

886
00:56:47,360 --> 00:56:49,960
Speaker 1: had to you know, it turns out that not only

887
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:55,440
Speaker 1: was gasoline causing my voice to have a weird adaptation, um,

888
00:56:55,600 --> 00:57:02,120
Speaker 1: but also brain damage with the other problem JR. Hey Jerry,

889
00:57:02,160 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 1: hold up, yeah, yeah, so I was right. A lot

890
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:14,560
Speaker 1: of it was your voice here. Oh my, oh buddy,

891
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:19,760
Speaker 1: I was right. He came in running. Oh. Let's thank

892
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:22,800
Speaker 1: all of our alchemists on this particular gathering because it

893
00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:28,520
Speaker 1: has been so very fine, starting with Mr Chris. Chris, oh,

894
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 1: thank you so much, so much fun. Also, Mark, always

895
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:33,200
Speaker 1: fun playing with your brother. Uh yeah, I don't know.

896
00:57:33,240 --> 00:57:34,600
Speaker 1: I don't have any to say. I'm in a good mood.

897
00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 1: I feel good. I love everybody. We'll take it. The

898
00:57:37,800 --> 00:57:42,919
Speaker 1: Big Fix comic fis comedy fix. Thank you? Yeah, sure,

899
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:46,240
Speaker 1: all right, check that out. It's called the Big Fix. Nope.

900
00:57:47,400 --> 00:57:54,240
Speaker 1: Fixes in Comedy Fix. Very excited. Uh, and James Heeney,

901
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:57,600
Speaker 1: thanks for having me back. It's good to be back

902
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:01,440
Speaker 1: on the show. Uh, thanks for tuning in. You can

903
00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:05,120
Speaker 1: follow me. I think it's the real James Ceni on Instagram. Uh,

904
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 1: you're not sure. I'm not honestly sure. I think that's

905
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 1: what it is. Are you back in the Greater Los

906
00:58:10,720 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 1: Angeles area? I am. I got back Monday. Okay, So

907
00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 1: folks have been coming by your place when you weren't there.

908
00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:18,960
Speaker 1: They should know you're back. I don't want them to

909
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:20,640
Speaker 1: know because I'd like to catch them in the act.

910
00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 1: So keep it on the d L for now, and

911
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 1: then when they arrive, I'll know that they thought I

912
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 1: was gone and got you a moment right there. Perfect,

913
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:32,000
Speaker 1: Mark Gagli already, thank you so much. Oh man, it's

914
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,640
Speaker 1: always a delight. You guys are so much fun. Thanks

915
00:58:34,680 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 1: for having me. Where should folks find your wares? Um?

916
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:40,120
Speaker 1: We got this with Mark and Howe. We have new

917
00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:43,200
Speaker 1: episodes every week and hopefully you will see me just

918
00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:46,760
Speaker 1: out and walking around in the world. As as that

919
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 1: is starting to happen here, we're looking for you for you,

920
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 1: and I hope it's happening for everyone else too. We'll

921
00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:57,640
Speaker 1: look for your Dasney Land on Friday. Perfect a tool thing. Hey,

922
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:00,320
Speaker 1: thanks for having me back. Great to be here. Follow

923
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:02,640
Speaker 1: me on my socials at a tool time A T

924
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,800
Speaker 1: U L T I M E. And yeah, check out

925
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 1: the Fixed Up Comedy. It's great. It's great podcast, Joey Gerstein.

926
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:16,800
Speaker 1: Check me out at Alchemy This on Instagram. And there

927
00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 1: is a reddit somewhere. Sure, there is a reddit somewhere.

928
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 1: Listen every every single week on that reddit that they

929
00:59:26,040 --> 00:59:28,760
Speaker 1: post the episode and they list all of our names

930
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,280
Speaker 1: and asked for votes for Alchemists of the week. So

931
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:35,800
Speaker 1: every single week, with guests included, they list every episode

932
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Speaker 1: and the names of people who participated, so that we're

933
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:42,560
Speaker 1: all being judged on a weekly basis. That's right, That's right, Okay, cool, Yeah,

934
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Speaker 1: just let's read it right pretty much down there right on.

935
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Speaker 1: Let's thank our producer and engineer the stars, Mr Doug Bane. Fine,

936
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Speaker 1: folks that I hurt media. I'm your host, Kevin Pollard,

937
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 1: thanking you each and every one of you for wanting

938
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:05,000
Speaker 1: to listen to this. Please tell everyone you've ever met

939
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 1: about this extraordinary experience you've just had, and be kind

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01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 1: to each other whenever possible, until next time. He oh nice,