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Speaker 1: My boyfriend is a short king and I just wore

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Speaker 1: eight inch heals to the wedding.

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Speaker 2: He's furious. So am I the asshole? You know, I

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Speaker 2: really don't think that we should talk about Cody co

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Speaker 2: like that, you know what I mean. He's a good.

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Speaker 1: Guy, good guy. He needs some HGH. It's got to

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Speaker 1: get human growth hormones pumped.

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Speaker 2: Up, you know what I mean. He's having a baby,

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Speaker 2: actually having a baby. He is, he is.

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Speaker 1: That's crazy. Yeah, dude, can you imagine? I can't wait

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Speaker 1: for the daddy comments. They're going to start a podcast

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Speaker 1: where I have read out of Perth the baby like her?

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Speaker 2: What Kelsey's his circle time? It's the Baby's gonna be playtime, playtime.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Cody's trains actually becomes like a coach, trade and.

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Speaker 2: Train hire us.

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Speaker 1: All right, So I have a high heel story like

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Speaker 1: today's story.

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Speaker 2: Oh is this from? Oh?

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Speaker 1: This is from our slash okop show. It's by Happy

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Speaker 1: Kitty Meow meow.

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 1: over there.

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Speaker 2: Just at a thousand there by the way. Yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So as a teenager and young twenties, I would

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Speaker 1: wear heels all the time. I'm pretty practice at wearing them,

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Speaker 1: walk well on them, and can run in heels up

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Speaker 1: to six inches tall.

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Speaker 2: Wow, crazy insanity.

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Speaker 1: I was dating this guy who was four inches taller

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Speaker 1: than me. He wouldn't let me wear heels over three inches,

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Speaker 1: so he was still taller than me.

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Speaker 2: Red flag.

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Speaker 1: We were going to a wedding for his cousin and

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Speaker 1: I had planned to wear some nice ballet flat so

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Speaker 1: I would be comfortable but still appropriate, but.

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Speaker 2: He demanded that I wear heels.

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Speaker 1: Long story short, several temper transtrooms later, I showed up

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Speaker 1: with him to the wedding in kitten heels and insisted

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Speaker 1: we sit near the front, not the very front, just

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Speaker 1: not weigh in the back guys so particular for this guy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you've broken up with them. Once most of the guests

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Speaker 1: had shuffled to their seats, we had a few minutes

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Speaker 1: before things got going. I excused myself to the bathroom

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Speaker 1: and changed shoes, and guess what. I came out in

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Speaker 1: eight inch heels, boom, and obviously walk past most of

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Speaker 1: the sitting guests to get backed. Oh yeah, I top

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Speaker 1: out at ten inch heels For those curious.

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Speaker 2: Ten inches ten inches, that's just spilts. What is ten

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Speaker 2: inch heel like ten inch heels?

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Speaker 1: No way, I guess it's not that crazy.

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Speaker 2: Let me see. I mean it's kind of crazy.

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Speaker 1: Wait wait actually no, this is this is fucking crazy.

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Speaker 2: This is fucking crazy. Yeah, that's nuts. Yo. I mean

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Speaker 2: I guess the platform helps it. Now. That's that's that's.

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Speaker 1: Sexy plus size heels. Am I attracted to this? I

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Speaker 1: don't think so. It's almost like you know when guys

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Speaker 1: get like a pompadoor that's like, woh, super crazy.

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Speaker 2: It like becomes too much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure you rock them though, Yeah it would

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Speaker 1: be yeah katy kidding me, maw yeah, heen inch heels.

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Speaker 1: That's it's impressive. It might just be hot by the

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Speaker 1: pure skill involved. Yeah, walking on the tightrope walker like damn. Also,

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Speaker 1: I was watching Ashley at rock climb the other day.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh my goodness, flexing them triceps and those boots,

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Speaker 1: the steps, heels, clicking and drawing attention the whole way.

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Speaker 1: He stood up when I returned to let me into

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Speaker 1: my seat, and then noticed I was now four inches taller.

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Speaker 2: Uh oh. Then he was the four inches taller than

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Speaker 2: he was.

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Speaker 1: Damn. He turned a lovely shade of purple, sat down

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Speaker 1: and said some pretty nasty things to me. I had fun,

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Speaker 1: danced and chatted with people while he moped and let

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Speaker 1: me have it in the car. I just dropped him

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Speaker 1: at home and told him to not call me again.

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Speaker 1: He tried to backtrack and apologize and begged for a while,

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Speaker 1: and then moved on to calling me an e fing

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Speaker 1: bach and a stupid slut. I never replied, Good riddance.

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Speaker 1: I looked efing hot at the wedding, and my ex

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Speaker 1: succumbed to his Napoleon syndrome.

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Speaker 2: Waterloo bitch, Damn. I love that.

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Speaker 1: I love that because, like I think a lot of

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Speaker 1: people might be like, Okay, he's that's an ahole move

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Speaker 1: on his part, but it's just one time.

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Speaker 2: But I think it's so it's it's the representative work,

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 1: Like the fact that he's just so controlling over like

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Speaker 1: that is really suggests that he's very insecures. He's very

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Speaker 1: insecure and totally insecure. Bro give me give me a

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Speaker 1: giant woman. I'm down. Give me an Amazonian. Let's climb

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Speaker 1: that thing like a eucalyptus tree. You would, and I'm

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Speaker 1: a koala wow just shmeer five girly yeah in ten

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Speaker 1: inch heels. Give me a seven foot three girl climbing

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Speaker 1: that chip.

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's a new video. Is sam dates only seven feet?

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Speaker 2: Oh women? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So eight eight feet tall with the heels, with the heels,

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Speaker 1: with the heels, I think we should do it.

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Speaker 2: Hit me up.

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Speaker 1: But with that, I think let's wrap this this episode up.

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Speaker 1: We love you. We've been having some guest episodes. Have

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Speaker 1: been reading some of the comments. You guys are vicious,

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Speaker 1: just some of our guests.

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Speaker 2: Jeez, that's true. You guys are vicious.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we love you, but the ok O p

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Speaker 1: r V could could bite off some people's head.

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Speaker 2: Y'all are passionate. You know passion. We do love passion absolutely.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, we'll see you soon. We'll be peace