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Speaker 1: I just gave our show a two star review. It's

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: I guessing it wasn't out of two stars either.

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Speaker 1: The website Amazon gives us everything we could possibly need

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Speaker 1: in our lives. They have kitchen appliances, same day movie rentals,

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Speaker 1: the brutally honest children's book Oh the Places You Won't Go.

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Speaker 2: That's a dream crusher.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Harvard Dad's other family house. But if

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Speaker 1: you do have a hole somewhere in your life, Amazon

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Speaker 1: probably has a product that'll fill it for you.

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Speaker 2: I tried not to buy from there because I want

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Speaker 2: to support local. I still get sucked in.

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Speaker 1: The convenience. There's so many positives, But of course, just

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Speaker 1: like anything, there's always going to be haters. Absolutely, there's

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Speaker 1: gonna be people who are dissatisfied with their purchase and

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Speaker 1: they're so upset about it they'll actually take the time

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Speaker 1: to log on and write a negative review. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: like the other day, I left a two star review

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Speaker 1: and I told them, honestly, this sixteen ounce can of

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Speaker 1: lighter fluid didn't make me feel any lighter when I

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Speaker 1: drank it. Also, the flavor kind of mediocre, Yeah, not

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Speaker 1: very good. Bet and look. Sometimes the complaints about the

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Speaker 1: products are legit, yeah for sure, and they're actually helpful,

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Speaker 1: and other times they're a little out of touch. And recently,

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Speaker 1: one bad review on Amazon was so out there it

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Speaker 1: actually went viral. Oh really. It happened after someone purchased

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Speaker 1: one of those metallic windshield sun reflectors put over.

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Speaker 2: The front of your car so that you don't get

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Speaker 2: like frost on it. And it also does and it

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Speaker 2: doesn't heat up too hot.

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Speaker 1: Well, they gave it three stars and they said, quote,

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Speaker 1: I do like this product because it keeps my car

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Speaker 1: nice and cool. But I will say the only defect

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Speaker 1: I've found is it's very hard to drive with this.

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Speaker 1: On shut shut, I decided it was best to roll

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Speaker 1: down the driver's window and stick my head out to

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Speaker 1: see the roads. But even that is hard because my

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Speaker 1: eyes dry out very quickly from the wind. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: the window. Since then, I've purchased some swimming goggles which

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Speaker 1: have helped tremendously on the long drives. Who overall, I

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Speaker 1: would recommend this product, but it definitely takes some time

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Speaker 1: to get comfortable using it. Oh my god, I hope

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Speaker 1: that joke. It's hard to tell, yes, the sarcasm never

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Speaker 1: comes through. It couldn't be real. It's so good either way. Though,

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Speaker 1: The post was shared on social media and it instantly

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Speaker 1: blew up, and soon people started sharing other hilarious negative

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Speaker 1: Amazon reviews posted by angry customers, like this one about

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Speaker 1: popcorn flavored doggie treats. They gave it one star and wrote,

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Speaker 1: doesn't taste like popcorn on it because I was excited

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Speaker 1: to test out the quote new improved taste, Yes, but

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Speaker 1: they were dry and bland.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would imagine.

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Speaker 1: My dog thought the same thing. Oh, he just looked

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Speaker 1: at me, like, what the hell is this?

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Speaker 2: You know, I appreciate someone it will go that far

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Speaker 2: from Yeah, I really hope they call.

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Speaker 1: It red and barkers so good.

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Speaker 2: That's really good.

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Speaker 1: You have an opportunity there to make some money. If

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Speaker 1: you're listening, don't steal that. Keep it in. Here's another one.

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Speaker 1: A husband gave a bad review after buying a weighted blanket.

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Speaker 1: He gave it one star and titled his post I

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Speaker 1: miss my wife, and he said, I never considered the

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Speaker 1: ramifications of buying this weighted blanket. Sure the wife loves it,

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Speaker 1: but if you buy it, you'll never be able to

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Speaker 1: get close to your partner again. It basically creates a

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Speaker 1: wall of china in bed. It's like she's wearing a

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Speaker 1: suit of armor and there's no way in. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: now I hate this thing.

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Speaker 2: It's like walls.

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Speaker 1: If you're just joining us, we're talking about the funniest

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Speaker 1: negative Amazon reviews that people have left on the website

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Speaker 1: after buying a product. One guy shared his opinion after

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Speaker 1: getting a carbon monoxide detector off Amazon.

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Speaker 2: Please don't tell me it was faulty.

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Speaker 1: He gave it one star and said, quote, this does

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Speaker 1: not work. Alarm sounded as soon as I put the

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Speaker 1: batteries in and would not stop no matter what I did.

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Speaker 1: Total piece of garbage. Do not buy.

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Speaker 2: That may mean that you have carbon monoxide.

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Speaker 1: Also, I'm very lightheaded, going to take a nap.

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Speaker 2: They were laughing. I hope he opened it too.

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Speaker 1: Also, someone left a bad review after buying the DVD

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Speaker 1: for Monsters Inc.

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Speaker 2: Okay, because they realized they could download it instead of

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Speaker 2: buy the DVD.

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Speaker 1: They gave it one star and just said too many monsters. No,

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Speaker 1: what did you were like? There was no ink in

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Speaker 1: it either, just.

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Speaker 2: Monsters, dalmatians, way too many dogs.

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Speaker 1: And finally, this unfortunate review that somebody gave for a

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Speaker 1: pocket sized can of pepper spray, says quote. When I

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Speaker 1: bought this, I thought it was too good to be true,

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Speaker 1: and of course I was right. Tried one sprits on

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Speaker 1: my cob salad, which made it virtually.

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Speaker 2: Inedible because he said peper spray.

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Speaker 1: The peppery taste was way too overwhelming. I nearly threw

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Speaker 1: up from one bite. Yeah so much. Tried it on

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Speaker 1: my chicken breast, hoping for better results. No luck, don't

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Speaker 1: waste your money. Just stick to regular round pepper.

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Speaker 2: Yeah please, ye you know, good cook, good cook.

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Speaker 1: And now I'm picturing this person getting mugged and holding

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Speaker 1: up a pepper grinder to the assailate's e text into

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Speaker 1: seven eighty five nine two tell us what's your Amazon

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Speaker 1: login information? What I promise I won't do the same

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Speaker 1: day shipping your phone taps coming up right after this