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Speaker 1: He's another Jubil the twenties. Tell me I'm five. H

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Speaker 1: Hey is this Jim How is it Jim jim Bo?

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Speaker 1: What's up, buddy? This is Kolby Sasiak from North the

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Speaker 1: Dating Service. How you doing? Oh? Okay, yeah, I'm doing good. Hey,

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Speaker 1: congrats on signing up with us. Bro. Oh, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Super excited to have you. Oh I appreciate that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we got a bunch of events coming up and we

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Speaker 1: are gonna get you laid a sap my friend. Okay,

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Speaker 1: sorry about that. It's just a little dating service humor.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, that's fine. That's what you're interested in, right,

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Speaker 1: a little hooking up. Ah. Yeah, I'm just looking up

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Speaker 1: to meet people right now. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 1: Meet people, m eat people. Get it. No, I okay,

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Speaker 1: I just told you I'd like to meet someone you know,

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Speaker 1: can start dating. All right, relationship? Hey, what are you

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Speaker 1: doing next Saturday? I don't think I'm doing anything, all right? Perfect, Well,

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Speaker 1: we have an event that I would like to invite

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Speaker 1: you too, called Horehouse Warehouse. Yeen, what is horhouse Warehouse? Well,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of a tradition around here. About an hour

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Speaker 1: before the event, starts. We text you the address of

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Speaker 1: an abandoned warehouse. You show up, and you, my friend,

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Speaker 1: are the guest of honor. Okay, what does that mean?

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Speaker 1: That means it's about to go down? Okay? What does

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Speaker 1: that mean? God? I love breaking this news to people.

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Speaker 1: They love it, don't. I don't understand this, doesn't This

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Speaker 1: sounds pretty sketchy. Okay, here's how it works. To welcome

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Speaker 1: people in. We always have a big party, and everybody

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Speaker 1: at that party pays attention to you. Are you picking

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Speaker 1: up what I'm putting down? I don't know. This sounds

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Speaker 1: like what I want. I mean, the people at this

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Speaker 1: party are these prostitutes? Prostitutes? Here's some kind of perfect man. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I thought that's where you were getting at.

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Speaker 1: I can't have you on our dating website. If you're

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Speaker 1: dealing with like that kind of stuff. That is just no. No, no,

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Speaker 1: I sorry, I'm not just good in that. I thought

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Speaker 1: that's what you were saying. I apologize. The party is

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Speaker 1: it's a lot of people from the website. We invite

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Speaker 1: them down and everybody gets there just to pay attention

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Speaker 1: to you and treat you nice for the evening. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's real nice fun. So I needed a bunch of

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Speaker 1: people from the It's like a singled mixer. Yeah you're not.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're probably not going to get everybody's name,

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Speaker 1: but everybody's going to take a turn. What is this?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean speed dating? Okay, while I got

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Speaker 1: you on the phone, Do you have a mask or

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Speaker 1: should I supply that? Why? Why would I need a mask?

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Speaker 1: It's just a fun game that we play at the party.

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Speaker 1: It's sort of like an adult version of Pin the

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Speaker 1: tail on the donkey and you're the donkey. What is that?

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Speaker 1: What the hell is this? Is this some kind of

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Speaker 1: like or something? WHOA All right, Look, I don't like

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Speaker 1: to put labels on things. We call it a party

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Speaker 1: if that's cool. Okay, No, that's not cool. Look I

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Speaker 1: sign a dating service to meet people, not to do

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Speaker 1: some sort of sex orgy. You're gonna meet a lot

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Speaker 1: of people, at least seventy five. If I'm meeting people

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Speaker 1: after all wearing masks and saying adults pin the tail

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Speaker 1: on the donkey, that sounds like, uh, I don't even legal. Hey, look,

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Speaker 1: we offer we guarantee on our website that you are

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Speaker 1: going to meet a lot of singles. All right, most

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Speaker 1: of these people are single, some of our couples. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be at least seventy five people. Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: not trying to be a swinger or something like that

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Speaker 1: I find for a dating service. This isn't some like,

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Speaker 1: you know, screw club. We are not a screw club. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's just what are you? This is ridiculous. It's just

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Speaker 1: an event that we have to initiate people into the

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Speaker 1: dating service, that's all. And look, I already have seventy

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Speaker 1: five people signed up. Well, twenty five people are going

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Speaker 1: to have to find someone else to pin their tailbone

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Speaker 1: because I'm not going to this thing. All right, Rocco

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Speaker 1: is going to be really disappointed because he was looking

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Speaker 1: forward to meeting you. I showed him your picture. I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you right now, I never want to meet someone

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Speaker 1: named Rocco. I don't know what gave you that idea

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Speaker 1: of my dating profile when I'm not into Rocco. What's

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Speaker 1: so damn funny, By the way, because this is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. What are you talking about? This?

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Speaker 1: This is a prank phone call your brother Sam set

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Speaker 1: you up. Oh are you serious? Yeah, he said that

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Speaker 1: you just signed up for a new dating service to

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Speaker 1: meet somebody, and he wanted me to freak you out

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Speaker 1: about it. I truly for second that I had signed

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Speaker 1: up for like a screw club something. Thank you for

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Speaker 1: introducing me to the term screw club. I've never heard

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Speaker 1: it before. Well I don't know, yeah right, sounds like

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Speaker 1: sounds like you know a little bit about it, my friend,

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Speaker 1: I have heard of them. I've never been to one

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Speaker 1: for Ormond Jim service, Yeah right, Jim. Why don't you

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Speaker 1: ask your friend Rocco about wake up every morning with

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Speaker 1: Jubal phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties point five