Speaker 1: The second date of date. What's the best way to
Speaker 1: quickly get to know someone? Is it by asking them insightful,
Speaker 1: interesting questions? That's not gonna work. Is it by putting
Speaker 1: them in a high stress situation, like a spontaneous fire
Speaker 1: in the back seat of their car and see how
Speaker 1: they react to it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Maybe, but no, I see what you're saying. The authorities
Speaker 1: could get involved. It's a little bit rich, aren't We just.
Speaker 3: Gonna go with get drunk with them? That's how I
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 1: But that's all the time. I mean, how are you
Speaker 1: supposed to differentiate? We think the best way is to
Speaker 1: read what they wrote on their dating profile and make
Speaker 1: judgments off of there. That's what we've been doing a
Speaker 1: lot lately, and it brings us to Dean, who wants
Speaker 1: a second date update. Dean, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: Hey, thanks for having me on.
Speaker 2: Okay, are we reading Dean's profile or we're going to
Speaker 2: go into his dates profile?
Speaker 1: First off, did you buy your date on fire? I'm
Speaker 1: worried now, Jeff, he's just the car. Oh yeah, any
Speaker 1: fires involved with your date?
Speaker 4: Dean? No, there are no fires.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's go back to the tried and true
Speaker 1: test of seeing what's on their dating profile. Can you
Speaker 1: tell us what's on your date's profile? What's her name?
Speaker 4: By the way, her name is Danielle.
Speaker 1: Danielle. Okay, can you pull up Danielle's profile and just
Speaker 1: read some of the stuff on her bio to.
Speaker 4: Us I didn't hang out.
Speaker 3: Those are very honest and deep.
Speaker 2: Let me get she likes hiking, she likes to be spontaneous,
Speaker 2: she hates drama.
Speaker 4: Uh huh, Actually none of those are really on there.
Speaker 4: So wow, she's a morning person with a nighttime energy.
Speaker 3: A morning person with a nighttime energy.
Speaker 2: Never, I mean, she's just again now I'm back to
Speaker 2: she's drunk in the morning, a little unstable.
Speaker 1: Sounds like lady.
Speaker 4: Not looking to be tied down, just dating right now.
Speaker 2: Okay, that could be the reason why she's not calling
Speaker 2: me back right there?
Speaker 5: Okay, flirting could be.
Speaker 4: But the other one looks like I'm fragile, not like
Speaker 4: Rose but like a bomb with the bomb emoji.
Speaker 2: That means she Crazy'd be perfect for a reality TV show,
Speaker 2: Island or something.
Speaker 1: She sounds really fun for sure.
Speaker 2: Fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just don't make her mad.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: When you met up with her, did she seem fun.
Speaker 3: She did.
Speaker 4: We decided on a Sunday brunch.
Speaker 3: Because she's a morning person.
Speaker 4: Energy, and we ordered thing called a brunch punch I
Speaker 4: think it was called. It was like a large glass,
Speaker 4: like a wine glass. It was like juice straws in
Speaker 4: the drink, a big cup. It hadn't lost alcohol, I
Speaker 4: know that.
Speaker 1: Like junk of juice or like an a MS serving
Speaker 1: like a punch.
Speaker 2: There's all sorts of different names, but the same, yeah,
Speaker 2: the same everywhere, wowing.
Speaker 1: To make you buke exactly.
Speaker 3: You're sweet and delicious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are splitting one of those in the morning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've opening on us pretty quickly.
Speaker 2: You know, it's called bunch punch because it's like a
Speaker 2: punch to your face.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 4: We laughed about a lot of stupid stuff. There was
Speaker 4: like I don't really remember a lot of it, but
Speaker 4: I remember like there was a bit of a zebra Zebra.
Speaker 1: You were hallucinating zebras and we were talking about zebras.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure. We got pretty floppy.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay. And did you guys stay at the
Speaker 2: brunch spot the whole time or did you head somewhere else?
Speaker 4: Well, we stayed there was like we had a couple
Speaker 4: hours of fun there, you know what I mean. So
Speaker 4: we agreed we're definitely going to do it again.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, you're like best friends by the end of
Speaker 3: something like that. Best friends. I'm sorry, boyfriend girlfriend.
Speaker 2: At the end.
Speaker 1: Worry did you feel like a romantic connection with her?
Speaker 4: I mean, I guess I couldn't feel my legs. You know,
Speaker 4: we were sitting down for so long. It's like when
Speaker 4: I got up, like I was like, holy.
Speaker 1: Now your legs. That's what love feels like, Like I hear.
Speaker 3: You're having fun. We're having so much fun, and then
Speaker 3: you stand up. You're like, whoa.
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: And I definitely wasn't standing straight, that's for sure.
Speaker 5: So nice.
Speaker 4: Okay, I've been trying to date her, but she keeps
Speaker 4: telling me like wrong times, so like that's the deal,
Speaker 4: Like I'm not completely getting ghosted, But what do you.
Speaker 3: Mean wrong times?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Wrong time to hang out with her?
Speaker 4: Right, Like it's a bad time.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, but you are in contact with her still,
Speaker 1: Like how long has it been since the brunch punch
Speaker 1: date French Ones?
Speaker 4: In like three weeks? And she mentioned brunch again?
Speaker 3: Oh she did?
Speaker 2: Okay, so it sounds like maybe she thinks you're expecting
Speaker 2: more from her and she's not ready to have you know,
Speaker 2: who knows.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe it's something else.
Speaker 4: But I don't want to get ripped every morning for
Speaker 4: breakfast with this girl, like yeah, all day. I want
Speaker 4: to go like on a real date, you know, nighttime.
Speaker 1: Oh so does that mean that you turned her down
Speaker 1: for the second brunch?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean I turned her down because I was
Speaker 4: working during that time, you know, like I was, I
Speaker 4: had work, So okay.
Speaker 1: She wanted to go out with you during a work day.
Speaker 2: In the morning, we'll try to get you a what
Speaker 2: you call a real date a little more sober.
Speaker 1: Well, let's not go that far. I mean we want
Speaker 1: to we still want to have fun, right, So that's crazy. Well,
Speaker 1: we're gonna call Danielle for you, and I want to
Speaker 1: see this nighttime energy in the morning myself.
Speaker 3: I mean, she's perfect for our show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe she will place one of us and we
Speaker 1: want to work anymore. We'll call her and try and
Speaker 1: get you a second date. Update right after this.
Speaker 4: Date.
Speaker 1: Usually when somebody says they left a date with no
Speaker 1: feeling in their legs, it's from a mind blowing hook up.
Speaker 1: But not with Dean. His paralysis came from a brunch
Speaker 1: punch drink off with Danielle because they've been sitting down
Speaker 1: at brunch drinking a very very strong concoction together that
Speaker 1: caused him to go numb from the waist down and
Speaker 1: laugh a lot about Zebra I guess something.
Speaker 3: It doesn't remember the details, remember.
Speaker 1: The stripes thanks to the brunch punch, But they both
Speaker 1: said that they wanted to see each other afterwards. And
Speaker 1: she's not completely ghosting him either, which boats very well
Speaker 1: for us getting another date. Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she even invited him to brunch again. I mean,
Speaker 2: why don't you just go that route? I know you
Speaker 2: say you want a real date, but like maybe two
Speaker 2: brunches and then and then your nighttime date.
Speaker 5: Pau listen.
Speaker 4: I want to be clear, like, I don't mind the
Speaker 4: drinking at brunch, I just want other experiences, you know.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's like going to.
Speaker 1: The same movie again or something. Let's try something new.
Speaker 1: I get it. Not everybody wants to blow off work
Speaker 1: to get drunk with some random person in the morning.
Speaker 1: That's not you, Dean. But that's okay. We're gonna try
Speaker 1: and get you a second date anyway. You ready.
Speaker 4: Awesome? I am ready.
Speaker 3: I think that's gonna be easy.
Speaker 2: I mean, like, what a nice thing to say, like
Speaker 2: I want a different experience with you.
Speaker 1: I mean she might be ripped when she answers, but
Speaker 1: well it is. That'll make it even easier to get
Speaker 1: a yes out of us. So let's try this, all right,
Speaker 1: here we go.
Speaker 5: Hello.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a sober hello. Right, Hey, Danielle, Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1: Who's this? This is a morning show called Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you listen. We heard your real morning person.
Speaker 5: From who you don't know. Something else.
Speaker 1: We heard it from a guy you went out with
Speaker 1: the other day named Dean.
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, it was a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, it was. He said, about three weeks ago,
Speaker 1: you guys went to brunch together.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so, uh, why are you calling me?
Speaker 1: Dean wants a little bit of help today, because he
Speaker 1: said that you two have been in contact with each
Speaker 1: other since your date happened, which honestly, is a lot
Speaker 1: different than a lot of the people that we talked
Speaker 1: to in the second date updates most of the time,
Speaker 1: and they're just ghosting, like no communication at least you
Speaker 1: guys are kind of talking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it sounds like you have a real vibe
Speaker 3: with Dean.
Speaker 1: And so we're just trying to get you tube back together.
Speaker 1: And he's not sure if you're just like stringing him
Speaker 1: along or if the timing isn't working out. But he
Speaker 1: wants to see you again.
Speaker 5: Oh, I mean, this is weird, but I guess you
Speaker 5: can tell him, yeah, I'll see him again.
Speaker 1: No, we know you want to see him again.
Speaker 3: You know that.
Speaker 1: You just mean, like, why, I guess to be direct,
Speaker 1: Why only brunch?
Speaker 3: It seems like that's the only thing you're interesting expensive.
Speaker 1: He said that. He said that he's been trying to
Speaker 1: arrange dates with you a lot and you keep saying no.
Speaker 1: And you asked him for a brunch date during the
Speaker 1: work day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because that's when I'm available.
Speaker 3: Oh do you work, like?
Speaker 4: Are you like?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Are you working nights? You work in a restaurant
Speaker 3: or a bar or something?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: No, Like I'm midshift. But no, I just already have
Speaker 5: a night guy.
Speaker 1: What do you mean I'm a night guy.
Speaker 5: Like a guy I go on nighttime dates with Like
Speaker 5: I told him I was dating.
Speaker 2: Oh, you have a different guy for each part of
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 1: It's like a schedule. This is amazing.
Speaker 5: Okay, listen, my job's really important to me and I
Speaker 5: have friends and I'm doing this dating thing, so like
Speaker 5: I'm really effective at scheduling my time. So yeah, I
Speaker 5: have a guy that I see like two nights a
Speaker 5: week for dinner and I'm not hanging out with friends
Speaker 5: or working. And then I have a lunchtime guy that
Speaker 5: I see like once a week, like the morning slot
Speaker 5: was open, and I mean, like Dean's cool, but he's
Speaker 5: not a morning person.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm not going to lie when we before we called,
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to be a total mess and.
Speaker 4: You're extremely.
Speaker 3: Like that's a lot to Wow.
Speaker 2: Does lunch guy know about dinner guy or is this
Speaker 2: like a cheating thing?
Speaker 5: Oh no, Like I've been really open and told everyone
Speaker 5: i'm dating, like I even said out my dating profile,
Speaker 5: but I'm not looking to be tied down.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: Well we did hear about that, but Deane never mentioned
Speaker 1: anything about a scheduled guy for each part of the day.
Speaker 5: I don't think, Yeah, I'm not going to tell him,
Speaker 5: Like some guys get super weird about that stuff. Like
Speaker 5: I mentioned I was dating. I'm not going to be like, Hey,
Speaker 5: I can't see you tonight because I'm seeing another dude tonight.
Speaker 5: You know how some guys get this was fun.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to tell my other three boyfriends the
Speaker 2: Dean's got runch energy, but not nighttime energy.
Speaker 3: I see.
Speaker 5: No, it's not that. It's just that, like I already
Speaker 5: have a nighttime slot, and like the nighttime guy's cool.
Speaker 5: Like if a lunch or dinner slot open, I'd be
Speaker 5: willing to like offer it to him.
Speaker 1: Get a raise level up to lunch. You've been waiting
Speaker 1: three times for our date. I'm gonna have to move.
Speaker 3: You know, demo better than being snack boy.
Speaker 1: Look, Danielle, I know you. You didn't want to tell him,
Speaker 1: you know, face to face that, but you already kind
Speaker 1: of told him over the phone because Dean's been listening
Speaker 1: on the other line.
Speaker 5: Oh that's awkward.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is kind of awkward. Huh.
Speaker 3: It's good for him to know.
Speaker 1: Dean you're there.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, what is this all about?
Speaker 3: Are you asking us for her?
Speaker 5: I think yeah. I mean, like I told you, I'm dating,
Speaker 5: Like I got out of a pretty serious relationship a
Speaker 5: few months ago. I'm not looking for that. I'm really
Speaker 5: taking time to like work on me and work on
Speaker 5: what I like and what I want and like with
Speaker 5: my schedule. This is just what I have available. And
Speaker 5: Dean like, you're cool. I know the morning slot is
Speaker 5: not the most ideal, which is probably why the one
Speaker 5: that I have open. I'm a morning person. You know.
Speaker 5: I'd like to see you again if you're up for it.
Speaker 4: What I mean, I only have one slot? Why are
Speaker 4: you doing it?
Speaker 3: I can't tell. Dean, are you like open to this idea?
Speaker 3: Are you insulted?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Where are you at the morning guy.
Speaker 4: I'm just trying to wrap my head around this whole thing, right,
Speaker 4: And I'm thinking the morning guy is like the most
Speaker 4: friend zone of all the guys that you could be Danielle.
Speaker 5: Oh, I mean, like if that's your perspective. But like
Speaker 5: I said, I'm a morning person, Like I'm up at
Speaker 5: five am. Anyway, there's a lot of fun things you
Speaker 5: can do in the morning. It's not just brunch.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think I would think lunch would suck the most,
Speaker 2: to be honest, Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean, lunch Guy's really fun. Although now that I
Speaker 5: think about it, lunch Guy's going out of town next week,
Speaker 5: well like a week and a half from now, so
Speaker 5: like two weeks. So if you wanted a lunchtime slot
Speaker 5: that week, I mean, we could have lunch. If you're
Speaker 5: not a brunch.
Speaker 1: Guy, you could be a substitute for a week. Dean.
Speaker 4: Can I reach out to the nighttime guy and maybe
Speaker 4: switch spots with him? Like, can we work something out
Speaker 4: with him?
Speaker 1: Do a little negotiation between you two.
Speaker 5: No, that's so weird.
Speaker 3: That's weird.
Speaker 4: What maybe I could tell them about the drinking in
Speaker 4: the morning and he'll get into that and let that'll
Speaker 4: be a.
Speaker 1: Good skin of nice.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 5: Listen, I live and by my Google calendar, and if
Speaker 5: you can't fit into a slot on my Google calendar,
Speaker 5: I just don't think it's gonna work.
Speaker 1: That's great. Maybe you should just forward your Google doc
Speaker 1: over to him so that everybody can see it and
Speaker 1: show them the that they want to go on a
Speaker 1: date with you. You guys can make notes after each date
Speaker 1: of yeh.
Speaker 3: See when someone's out of town.
Speaker 4: If I get that week with the lunch slot, do
Speaker 4: I miss the morning slot or can I get you both?
Speaker 1: We're sounding a little bit greedy now, Dean.
Speaker 2: If you think about it, dinner and dinner and breakfast
Speaker 2: would be a better situation that you can just stay
Speaker 2: shift in the morning and it's who wants pancakes?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, Deed, you seem pretty cool, but
Speaker 5: like you called a radio station to track me down.
Speaker 5: I don't know if this is the lifestyle for You're.
Speaker 1: Oh god, hey, we're about to lose her here. We
Speaker 1: got to get her back. So Danielle, we'd like to
Speaker 1: send you on another date here with Dean, a lunchtime
Speaker 1: date and we'll pay for it.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I guess so. But like I said, I've
Speaker 5: got that one lunch slot that opens in two weeks.
Speaker 1: So that Yeah, all right, you got, you got, and
Speaker 1: I guess so, Dean, are you down?
Speaker 4: I guess I gotta take what I can get?
Speaker 1: Right, Wait, so the beginning, all you wanted was to run.
Speaker 5: Thankful to get lunch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to see her Google.
Speaker 4: I didn't know what I was against. Like, this is
Speaker 4: a lot of thinking.
Speaker 1: Better impressed. Next week, we're going to boot the night
Speaker 1: guy out of his slot. You ready for that, Dean?
Speaker 3: That right man turn into dessert.
Speaker 2: Man's freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: I swear when we do a second date update update
Speaker 1: with them, like months from now, Dean better have knocked
Speaker 1: off the current night guy, and.
Speaker 3: I'm proud of you for being cool with that. She's
Speaker 3: got the different shifts. Yeah, that's all I know.
Speaker 2: I mean, maybe she's looking for an overnight guy. We
Speaker 2: never asked that, you know, the overnight shift. Not usually
Speaker 2: that glamorous, but in this case, something you'd want.
Speaker 1: As long as he's still a member of her company,
Speaker 1: I guess you could. Yeah, that's a good thing. First,
Speaker 1: he's going to have to prove that he can hang
Speaker 1: with her at lunch. Yeah, maybe she's even auditioning him
Speaker 1: right now to be the new lunch guy. And then
Speaker 1: the lunch dude gets bumped back down to breakfast.
Speaker 3: Dude, he better go change his LinkedIn profile right now.
Speaker 1: How ashamed do you feel if you're the guy who
Speaker 1: gets bumped back down to breakfast? And do they ever
Speaker 1: show up at the wrong time and go, oh, I
Speaker 1: forgot I'm not on this time? Yeah, so awkward, But
Speaker 1: I don't know. We're hoping for the best for those two.
Speaker 1: If you ever want to get a second eight update
Speaker 1: for yourself, though, you can always reach out to the show.
Speaker 1: We'll call the person who wasn't calling you back
Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,