WEBVTT - 'Twas the Night

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Sabrina, Hey will what was the best Christmas present

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<v Speaker 1>you ever got?

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<v Speaker 2>Present?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I could go real cheesy on ya.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it the steak eating hot tub?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't know if that was a gift or not.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh No. One year, well into dating Jordan, I had

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<v Speaker 2>to do Chris a show I went to. I went

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<v Speaker 2>and performed a show for like a week or so,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was going to actually be over Christmas. So

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<v Speaker 2>we had a Christmas Eve show and then we had

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<v Speaker 2>a day after Christmas. It was all the way in Florida.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was so sad because we really hadn't spent

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<v Speaker 2>that much time away from each other. And so he

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<v Speaker 2>ended up surprising me and coming and like missing Christmas

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<v Speaker 2>with you know, obviously his family and everything to be

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<v Speaker 2>with me on Christmas, and I like that was like

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<v Speaker 2>the most magical and romantic thing. I was just so overwhelmed.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>They also I do also do remember when I was little,

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<v Speaker 2>when I got the year I got my roller blades,

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<v Speaker 2>was like came out and my roller blades and blades

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<v Speaker 2>that year they were white with pink and teal, like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh they were so hot. I love them. I was

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<v Speaker 2>so stoked. I don't think I need home inside like

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<v Speaker 2>the house. After I opened them, I was done for

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<v Speaker 2>the day, just outside for you. What about you will?

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<v Speaker 1>Mine's kind of similar, Susan and Night. No, I'm kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the G I Joe Uss Defiant, which is

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<v Speaker 1>the best thing I ever got. It was the big

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<v Speaker 1>space shuttle that G I Joe made, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>the coolest thing I've ever had. I still have you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have a lot of your stuff like that?

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<v Speaker 1>I still have my first car.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Like I don't throw anything out, so I still

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<v Speaker 1>like all the stuff I have. I basically still have

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<v Speaker 1>now some of it is beat to hell, right, But

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like.

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<v Speaker 2>You made fun of me for having Kidget still my Dolly.

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<v Speaker 1>You're demonic doll that is responsible for the deaths of

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<v Speaker 1>several people. That's different. Yikes.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's interesting though, a gift like that, especially with

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<v Speaker 2>little kids, like I try so hard to hold on

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<v Speaker 2>to stuff, but like letcher just like beats the hell

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<v Speaker 2>out of these things. I don't know how I'm ever

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<v Speaker 2>going to keep anything that you like.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't field anything to last anymore. The toys in

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<v Speaker 1>the seventies would kill a kid and they were great.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember you were you were too young for lawn darts.

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<v Speaker 1>Lawn darts were just giant spiked darts that you would

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<v Speaker 1>just throw into the air and you're supposed to hit

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<v Speaker 1>a thing, but you're just throwing them at your friends.

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<v Speaker 1>So they had they literally discontinued them because they were

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<v Speaker 1>just killing kids all over the place. They were too

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<v Speaker 1>lawn darts. We used to have the most expensive, most

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<v Speaker 1>most dangerous toys ever BB gun fights. It was awful.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, these is it's it's thank god. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>they did make things that don't last anymore, because when

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<v Speaker 1>you go hit kid over the head with it, it's shatters.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and that's all Ledger does.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, my Transformers, my original Transformers were metal, the metal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, the transform Metal Transformer.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight seven eight, No. I was eighty four, So that's

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<v Speaker 1>when the show came out from Yeah, metal thing never

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<v Speaker 1>that's how the toys were built. Yeah, your matchbox cars

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<v Speaker 1>all the week, everything was metal.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even let him have like any of his

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<v Speaker 2>balls that aren't like NERF like type material, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like the like squishy because he just threw I mean

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<v Speaker 2>he's destructive, like he's just insane. Boy, energy is crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Now Monroe will sit in color she's cool. Led His

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<v Speaker 2>mission is to destroy it, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, that's what you're supposed to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Use it to destroy something else in the house. It's insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, anyway, that's going to lead us to I

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<v Speaker 1>think probably the next kind of chunk of movies we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to be doing. Because we did all hollows.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at your favorite. I didn't even really street, Yes

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<v Speaker 2>we are.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't do that. We didn't do that on purpose.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I mean I wore this shirt this purpose. This

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<v Speaker 2>gets me into the holiday spirit like no other. And

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<v Speaker 2>anyone who can see this knows this is like from

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<v Speaker 2>the nineties, early nineties.

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<v Speaker 1>That was crystal methbear. I remember that. That's how they

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<v Speaker 1>used to smuggle things into the country, was in crystal methbear.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so cute. Did you not know that? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you being serious?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? So that's specific bear kittens and yeah no, but

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<v Speaker 1>that specific bear was known for. They used to cut

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<v Speaker 1>the back of it open and just fill it with

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<v Speaker 1>drugs and ship it in. I'm kidding. Yeah, it feels

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<v Speaker 1>like Christmas. Yes, I love it. Oh, I love it. No. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, welcome back to Magical Rewind, the show

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<v Speaker 1>that makes you want to grab your friends, your pj's,

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<v Speaker 1>and your popcorn and go back to a time when

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<v Speaker 1>all the houses are smart, the waves, tsunamis, and the

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<v Speaker 1>Teddy Bears held drugs. I'm Wilfred Dell.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm Sebrien to Bryant, he got me again.

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I did. It's very good again. I did.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang the stockings, settle the mistletoe, leave out the cookies

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<v Speaker 1>of the milk, and spend your last dollar on gifts

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<v Speaker 1>because we're celebrating the holiday season here on Magical Rewind

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<v Speaker 1>and now reviewing the two thousand and one Christmas d

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<v Speaker 1>com Twas the Night. It's a good title. Originally released

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<v Speaker 1>on December seventh, two thousand and one. It's part of

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<v Speaker 1>the channel's popular holiday programming Something we Know includes a

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<v Speaker 1>whole lot of hocus Pocus in Christmas theme TV episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a favorite Christmas movie? What's your favorite Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>movie of all time? Do you watch something every year

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<v Speaker 1>every year?

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<v Speaker 2>I have two and you can't get me to try

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<v Speaker 2>to like.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm guessing one of them's Elf Elf is the is.

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<v Speaker 2>The movie we play every year while we're while we're

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<v Speaker 2>putting the tree up. Okay, career and then The Grinch,

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<v Speaker 2>and the Grinch is now one of Monroe's favorite movies.

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<v Speaker 1>Original Grinch, like the animated one, or like the did

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<v Speaker 1>Jim Carrey car Okay, never.

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<v Speaker 2>See I haven't seen the animated one?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, the original? You know I've got one. Yes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was.

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<v Speaker 2>Jim Carrey just I mean him and then Will Ferrell like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah they killed those movies.

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<v Speaker 1>Just so good good.

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<v Speaker 2>So that both of those I watch them every year

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<v Speaker 2>every year. I know, you watch a Christmas Story.

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas Story every year by myself in my theater room

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<v Speaker 1>with all my gifts. So I do my wrapping to

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<v Speaker 1>the Christmas Story every single year. That's just my things.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's like, go do your thing. So I've been doing

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<v Speaker 1>that since I think since the year it came out,

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<v Speaker 1>I've watched Christmas Story every single year.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. It is a perfect So it was a VHS

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<v Speaker 2>tape well.

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<v Speaker 1>I think originally. I think the first time I saw it,

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<v Speaker 1>I probably saw it in the theater, right and then

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<v Speaker 1>and then it was VHS yeah or no, and then

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<v Speaker 1>they started playing it on TV. Every year. You could

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<v Speaker 1>always find a Christmas story. Oh yeah, now it's everywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>but even before streaming Christmas every Yeah. This is actually

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<v Speaker 1>the second ever Christmas d com, the first being an

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<v Speaker 1>old favorite of ours, The Ultimate Christmas Present, And much

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<v Speaker 1>like that movie, Twas the Night gets frequently replayed on

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<v Speaker 1>the Disney Channel during December's even to this day. The

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<v Speaker 1>title of movie, of course, is a play on the

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen twenty three poem A Visit from Saint Nicholas by

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<v Speaker 1>Clement Clark Moore, something that has lived numerous lives and

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<v Speaker 1>is still read today. And no shock here. The movie

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<v Speaker 1>was filmed in Kenyata. That's right, Canada, Canada.

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<v Speaker 2>Toronto of course.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well it's Toronto, Kanyata. Everybody knows that now, make

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely no qualms about it. Twas the Night is basically

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<v Speaker 1>a lower budget version of another Disney movie, The Santa Claus,

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<v Speaker 1>which was released seven years earlier, and this film is

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<v Speaker 1>nowhere near as successful. But that's not to say it

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<v Speaker 1>can't become one of your favorite new holiday traditions. We

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to sour it for you. It's just worth

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<v Speaker 1>pointing out this is hardly an original premise for the studio,

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<v Speaker 1>and by that I mean it was basically a directorpuff

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<v Speaker 1>and you can make up your own mind twas the

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<v Speaker 1>Night is available to watch right now in Disney. Plus,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe Pairrott with a lit fireplace, some h Coco and

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<v Speaker 1>a festive Christmas tree, or just mindlessly scroll on your

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<v Speaker 1>phone while it plays in the background. Doesn't mean a

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<v Speaker 1>thing to us, up to you Stop being so codependent, geez.

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<v Speaker 1>Disclaimer not to listen to this with little kids who

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<v Speaker 1>want to find out. Oh yeah, yeah, So did you

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<v Speaker 1>know anything about this movie before we were assigned our homework?

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<v Speaker 2>I did not. I did not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm amazing. Really, thousand well two thousand and one is

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<v Speaker 1>kind of right in your wheelhouse, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>It is it is to be honest. I mean when

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<v Speaker 2>when the fact that the channel had Christmas movies at

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<v Speaker 2>all shocks me because I don't. I literally, for the

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<v Speaker 2>longest time just figured they just didn't touch like the holiday.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh gotcha ration right.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I have never seen Yeah, and I watched so

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<v Speaker 2>many decoms and I had just never seen one. I

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<v Speaker 2>just figured they just never had them. So we've now

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<v Speaker 2>watched too, which is crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>I obviously knew nothing of this film and have now

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<v Speaker 1>seen it and still don't really know much of this film.

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<v Speaker 1>The eggnog is getting warm, so let's hack into the

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<v Speaker 1>sleigh hard drive and get our synopsis. A mischievous teen

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<v Speaker 1>and his slacker uncle accidentally knock out Santa and are

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<v Speaker 1>forced to deliver presents in his high tech sleigh. What

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<v Speaker 1>were your early thoughts on Twas the Night? Did you

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<v Speaker 1>like this movie?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, honestly, this was, like you said, a lower

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<v Speaker 2>budget it was. It wasn't, you know, remaking it, reinventing

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<v Speaker 2>the wheel as you say. It wasn't anything like that.

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<v Speaker 2>But it wasn't. It was an easy watch, and it

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<v Speaker 2>was a festive watch. I love Christmas time. I'm always

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<v Speaker 2>down for it. I love Santa Claus, I love all things.

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<v Speaker 2>And it being on the Channel, Like I said, I've

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<v Speaker 2>never really even realized the channel had Christmas movies, so

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<v Speaker 2>it was nice to see that this is what the

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<v Speaker 2>channel would make of a Christmas movie. Oh okay, what

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<v Speaker 2>about you will?

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<v Speaker 1>Honestly, I don't know, you don't know, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I am a huge Brian Cranston fan, so I think

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<v Speaker 1>I have a soft spot for anything he's in.

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<v Speaker 2>I literally, out loud said, oh my god. When I

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<v Speaker 2>I was so excited. He was gonna I was gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be watching him for the next ninety some minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>But a lot of this movie doesn't make a whole

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<v Speaker 1>lot of sense. Some of it's weird. I didn't dislike it,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I didn't come out going like man, that movie

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<v Speaker 1>was terrible. But I also didn't come out going like man,

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<v Speaker 1>this movie was really good. It was like I felt

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<v Speaker 1>like I saw a movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that's how I feel. I mean, the end

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<v Speaker 2>is the the was kind of the worst, like ah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It also for me, it was the end, the stuff

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle. The beginning, I felt like it started

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<v Speaker 2>off so strong, like so strong, and then it just

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<v Speaker 2>kind of just kind of plateaued for me, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, me too. I also get into the how does

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<v Speaker 1>this work rules of things.

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<v Speaker 2>There are a couple of the rules. The rules were

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<v Speaker 2>not set in place, did we Yeah, some of them.

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<v Speaker 1>But again, I love it. I love Brian Kratzen, I

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<v Speaker 1>really do. And I thought it was great. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>the act was really good. Kerman was great, Josh. You

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<v Speaker 1>know who else was phenomenal was the sister. Yes, she

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<v Speaker 1>was really really good in this movie.

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<v Speaker 2>So watch that.

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<v Speaker 1>I went and googled her. I googled her because I

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<v Speaker 1>was okay, so she's really good.

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<v Speaker 2>For the chance, I did not did she end up

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<v Speaker 2>working for the Channel a lot? Because I'm like that,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. She's not a face that is really recognizable

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<v Speaker 2>to me of the Channel of that era. Why, well,

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<v Speaker 2>was the reason? Because she was a great Disney kid?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought so too. She was very very good in

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<v Speaker 1>this movie. You could just tell when a child actor

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<v Speaker 1>is working at a different level than other child actors

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<v Speaker 1>around them, and she, you know, Josh was obviously great,

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<v Speaker 1>but there was a couple of little stumbles that have

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<v Speaker 1>nothing to do with him. But she, I thought was

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<v Speaker 1>was really good. So yeah, my honest answer is I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I do not know how I feel about

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<v Speaker 1>this movie, and maybe going through the synopsis maybe will

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<v Speaker 1>help me more.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think so. I mean, I you know, again,

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't in no way was it like some of

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<v Speaker 2>the movies that we have been watching lately that were

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<v Speaker 2>like no.

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<v Speaker 1>But I also feel like, and there's a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>people that I'd love to get on the show that

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<v Speaker 1>are like the quote unquote dcom experts. I mean, Lisa's

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<v Speaker 1>one of our producer, Lisa's one of them where there

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<v Speaker 1>seems like a real time in the dcom world pre

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<v Speaker 1>we've called this pre Cheeta Girls. I would say post

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<v Speaker 1>Brink pre Cheetah Girls in that ninety nine, two thousand

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<v Speaker 1>and two thousand and one era where you can tell

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<v Speaker 1>they're pumping them out where some of them just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of miss the mark. They seem a little cheesier, the

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<v Speaker 1>writing isn't kind of on point for some of them,

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<v Speaker 1>and this this fell a little into that category. For me.

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<v Speaker 1>This feels almost like there's a two or three year

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<v Speaker 1>stretch of dcoms where they kind of don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>they're doing yet because they're not doing Brink and they're

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<v Speaker 1>not doing Cheetah Girls.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, but they're doing them every They're they're coming out

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<v Speaker 2>every like you said they're they're just a much so

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<v Speaker 2>they're just not being as like the Nest or something right.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's what it is. Maybe I feel I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if this movie he felt rushed or it felt

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't know, anyway, we'll get into it.

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<v Speaker 1>So we have now been reviewing d COM's for approaching

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<v Speaker 1>two years now, and I'm not sure we've had a

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<v Speaker 1>more surprising credit in the history of the show than

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<v Speaker 1>who directed Twas the Night. So, Sabrina, does the name

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<v Speaker 1>Nick Castle ring any jingle bells for you?

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't until I read it, until we read Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so we read what our producers put in our hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet ready for this cow? So Nick Castle, who directed

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<v Speaker 1>the film, is best known as Mike Myers, Yes, Michael Myers,

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<v Speaker 1>in the original nineteen seventy eight horror classic Halloween. The actor.

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<v Speaker 1>He played Mike Myers in one of the scariest characters

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<v Speaker 1>in the history of film, one of.

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<v Speaker 2>The most terrifying rions your dreams at night, Yeah characters.

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<v Speaker 1>He'd also revisit the character in three modern day sequels

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<v Speaker 1>by Danny McBride and David Gordon Green. But talk about scary. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>He's also a director, most famously for the cult kids

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<v Speaker 1>movie Oh My God, Oh My God. This movie. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't even say the title of this movie without putting

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<v Speaker 1>reverence behind it. This movie meant so much to me

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<v Speaker 1>as a kid, so much to me as a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>The Last star Fighter. Oh. He also directed The Boy

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<v Speaker 1>Who Could Fly, Major Payne, the Ellen de generous wedding

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<v Speaker 1>movie Mister Wrong. I mean, this guy's so talented. He

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<v Speaker 1>also has writing credits on two of my other favorite

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<v Speaker 1>films of all time, John Carpenter's Escape from New York,

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<v Speaker 1>Blisken Snake, Bliskin oh Man, and Hook.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean one of my favorite movies, some movie that

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<v Speaker 2>I watched on repeat.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy's career is b a na nas Bananas. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>telling you it is amazing. So he's connected to all

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<v Speaker 1>these kids' movies, but also a character is synonymous with fear.

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<v Speaker 1>He is a regular at horror conventions these days. He

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<v Speaker 1>is an icon. But can we seriously it's like finding

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<v Speaker 1>out that Rob Zombie directed Brink.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, so just kind I am begging our producers to

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<v Speaker 2>get this man on, just so you can see me

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<v Speaker 2>turning ano eight year old.

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<v Speaker 1>Kid watching talking about The Last Starfighter? Have you seen

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<v Speaker 1>The Last star Fighter? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh do you You don't even know what it's about? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>God imagining it's somebody start fighting nineteen eighty.

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<v Speaker 1>Four, nineteen eighty five. Oh, it's this kid at a

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<v Speaker 1>trailer park. That was good. Come on, that was good.

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<v Speaker 1>This kid at a trailer park starts playing this video

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<v Speaker 1>game that was just left there called The Last Starfighter.

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<v Speaker 1>When he beats the game. You find out it's basically

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<v Speaker 1>an audition to become a starfighter pilot in this intergalactic war. Awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>And so an alien essentially comes down to Earth and

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<v Speaker 1>picks him up and brings him there right as the

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<v Speaker 1>base is destroyed and there's one special ship left that

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<v Speaker 1>he has to fly. It is the same as an

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<v Speaker 1>eight year old boy. It's the sickest thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever, so it was just I can't we got.

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<v Speaker 2>To do that has to be so many guys like age.

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<v Speaker 1>It was huge, It was huge.

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<v Speaker 2>Favorite movie.

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<v Speaker 1>It is just wow. Uh yeah. So I'm gonna talk

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<v Speaker 1>about that quite a bit. And twas the Night stars

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<v Speaker 1>a very familiar name. Yeah, an actor who was the

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<v Speaker 1>star of arguably a top five television show of all time.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm not talking about Malcolm in the Middle. It's

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<v Speaker 1>Brian Cranston as Nick Wrigley. Cranston began his career in

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<v Speaker 1>the early eighties working as a character actor with breakout

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<v Speaker 1>roles on Seinfeld and in Saving Private Ryan, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was in the year two thousand that he entered the

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<v Speaker 1>mainstream as Hell the Dad on Malcolm in the Middle,

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<v Speaker 1>a job that landed him three Emmy nominations, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was his next job that no one saw coming. He

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<v Speaker 1>went from lovable comedy goofball to high school science teacher

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<v Speaker 1>turn meth dealer as Walter White on Breaking Bad, one

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<v Speaker 1>of the medium's greatest roles ever, winning him four Emmys

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<v Speaker 1>and becoming a true critical darling of the century. Amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>He was also Oscar nominated for another movie, I Love Trumbo,

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<v Speaker 1>and appeared in other films like Argo, The Power Rangers,

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<v Speaker 1>A zord On, Little Miss Sunshine, and Drive. And he

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<v Speaker 1>is still at the very tippity top of his game,

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<v Speaker 1>winning the Emmy for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy

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<v Speaker 1>Series this year for seth Rogen's The Studio. So I've

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<v Speaker 1>already asked this a few times, but is Brian Kranton

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<v Speaker 1>the best actor we've ever seen in a dcom? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we got Zendaya, Shaia, Debbie Reynolds, but it's freaking Brian Cranson.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it was just so shocking. I had no

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<v Speaker 2>idea he was in this movie, nor would I have

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<v Speaker 2>ever in my life guest that he had a guess

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<v Speaker 2>that he actually was in a dcom. Ever ever? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean yeah, But I mean again, then I look

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<v Speaker 1>at like the fact that he was zored on. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>when you start looking at it, he just wants to

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<v Speaker 1>do fun stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, And to be honest, like going back to

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<v Speaker 2>like kind of just thoughts on the movie. This movie

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<v Speaker 2>would be a completely different movie had he not been

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<v Speaker 2>in it.

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<v Speaker 1>It would not. I bet you I could have answered

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<v Speaker 1>the question of whether I liked it or not had

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<v Speaker 1>it not been Brian Kranston. Yes, he destroyed me because

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<v Speaker 1>I love him.

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<v Speaker 2>He made this movie. I mean, he really held this

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<v Speaker 2>movie because it could have been because he's just so good.

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<v Speaker 2>He's and he leaned into his character. He was a

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<v Speaker 2>nasty man.

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<v Speaker 1>He was. It was God, It's great. I would love

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<v Speaker 1>to hear what he thought when he read the script.

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<v Speaker 1>But I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know it's crazy. So yes, I was

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<v Speaker 2>shocked and but.

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<v Speaker 1>Appreciated it the same same. And then we have Josh

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<v Speaker 1>Zuckerman playing Danny Wrigley. Josh had already appeared on TV

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<v Speaker 1>in The West Wing and The Amanda Show before Twice

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<v Speaker 1>the Night, and would later play young Doctor Evil in

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<v Speaker 1>Austin Power's gold Member. He also has been seeing a

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<v Speaker 1>ton of other movies like Surviving Christmas and Sex Drive.

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<v Speaker 1>He also appeared on TV shows like Kyle x Y,

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<v Speaker 1>Desperate Housewives, and nine to two and zero. He was

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<v Speaker 1>also in Freaking Oppenheimer. He's been in everything. We can

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<v Speaker 1>also let you know, and I'll announce it again at

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<v Speaker 1>the end, but he's gonna be our guest on our

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<v Speaker 1>Poor Copper episode. We're very excited. We had a great

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<v Speaker 1>conversation with him and it was really cool. And so

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<v Speaker 1>director Nick Castle might be a horror legend who has

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<v Speaker 1>terrified millions of people over the years. But you know

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<v Speaker 1>what's the scariest thing of all the length of this movie.

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<v Speaker 1>So how long was twas the Night? It was eighty

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<v Speaker 1>seven minutes? All right? Sorry, that was nice. That was

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<v Speaker 1>me being horror. So it's three off target, but on

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<v Speaker 1>the shorter side of history, which we love to see.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a true Christmas miracle. Thank you everybody involved. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure Tiny Tim had something to do with that himself.

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<v Speaker 2>More like a bed movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Where is your head going? It's Christmas? I was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to imagine stabbing somebody, not having sections though. God it's true,

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<v Speaker 1>but nice. Too many jokes, too many jokes, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>And on the writing side, we've got three credits. TV

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<v Speaker 1>writer Jim Lincoln, who'd worked on Honey Ashrunk, The Kids,

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<v Speaker 1>The TV show, Weird Science, The TV Show, and Desperate Housewives,

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<v Speaker 1>and his writing partner Dan Studney, who also wrote the

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<v Speaker 1>movies Jack the Giant Slayer and Reefer Madness the movie musical,

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<v Speaker 1>which great movie. But it's the final writer that caught

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<v Speaker 1>my attention. That's Jenny Tripp. And she doesn't have many

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<v Speaker 1>credit story name, but she did contribute quote additional story

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<v Speaker 1>material quote to a big Disney Milestone film, The Lion King,

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<v Speaker 1>which is probably the reason she got this movie, but

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't work again after. I'd love to hear a

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<v Speaker 1>story because something feels weird here, so I want to

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<v Speaker 1>know what it is.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm Kristin Davis, host of the podcast Are You a Charlotte?

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<v Speaker 3>The most anticipated guest from season three is here the

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<v Speaker 3>Tray to My Charlotte. Kyle McGlaughlin joins me to relive

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<v Speaker 3>all of the magical Tray in Charlotte moments. He reveals

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<v Speaker 3>what he thinks of Trey giving Charlotte a cardboard baby.

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<v Speaker 4>Why would I bring her on cardboard baby? I was

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<v Speaker 4>literally I was like, this doesn't track for me at all.

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<v Speaker 3>When he found out Trey's shortcomings.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm kind of excited to talk, but you know, I

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<v Speaker 4>think he's a guy spends time in Central Park. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>he's probably be some surgery stuff, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, all this.

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<v Speaker 4>Kind of stuff going on, and they were like, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>and they said, but he's impotent, and I was.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, he's impotent, and why he chose not to return

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<v Speaker 3>to ingest like that.

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<v Speaker 4>They came and presented an idea and I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>I get I see it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so kind of a one joke idea.

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<v Speaker 5>You don't want to miss this.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen to are You a Charlotte on the iHeartRadio app,

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<v Speaker 3>Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

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<v Speaker 1>And now hark the Herald Angels sing, Let's break bad

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<v Speaker 1>and save Christmas. It's time to recap Twas the night

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<v Speaker 1>we opened. During the holidays. Outside the suburban Wrigley family home,

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<v Speaker 1>we see snow in Christmas lights, and a young narrator

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<v Speaker 1>recites the poem for which the movie is based on.

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<v Speaker 1>But when it gets to not a creature was stirring,

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<v Speaker 1>not even a mouse, we hear a girl scream, and

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<v Speaker 1>when he mentions the stockings hun with care we see

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<v Speaker 1>them being pulled down in haste, and when Saint Nick

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<v Speaker 1>gets name checked, we see color lights being pulled off

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<v Speaker 1>a Christmas tree and used to tie Santa Claus to

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<v Speaker 1>a chair. Our narrator can't believe the real Santa exists

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<v Speaker 1>and is in his house, and then we flash back

0:22:07.840 --> 0:22:11.359
<v Speaker 1>to the day before Christmas, John, the workaholic father the

0:22:11.400 --> 0:22:13.919
<v Speaker 1>Wrigley family is rapping presents, while Abby the mom, is

0:22:13.920 --> 0:22:17.240
<v Speaker 1>burning cookies in the kitchen. The obnoxious genius sister Caitlyn

0:22:17.320 --> 0:22:20.400
<v Speaker 1>is upstairs reading in advanced trigonometry textbook, and a beloved

0:22:20.400 --> 0:22:22.560
<v Speaker 1>little brother, Peter, is a I don't know why I

0:22:22.560 --> 0:22:28.200
<v Speaker 1>said it like that, Peter. Weirdly British Peter is aimlessly

0:22:28.280 --> 0:22:32.639
<v Speaker 1>roaming the halls. Very straight hook Peter, how about just

0:22:32.680 --> 0:22:36.400
<v Speaker 1>Peter is roaming the halls, prohibited from entering his big

0:22:36.440 --> 0:22:39.600
<v Speaker 1>bro's room, and that's where we find out our narrator, Danny,

0:22:39.680 --> 0:22:41.919
<v Speaker 1>who is playing a flight simulator video game, has a

0:22:41.920 --> 0:22:44.080
<v Speaker 1>real Ferris Bueller kind of vibe to him, and then

0:22:44.119 --> 0:22:48.080
<v Speaker 1>he realizes something he's totally neglected. It's Christmas Eve. He

0:22:48.160 --> 0:22:51.160
<v Speaker 1>checks his wallet and he only has a dollar. As

0:22:51.160 --> 0:22:53.159
<v Speaker 1>he tells his family, he doesn't have enough money for presents.

0:22:53.160 --> 0:22:55.720
<v Speaker 1>He narrates his own poem about having no money, disliking

0:22:55.720 --> 0:22:58.640
<v Speaker 1>his dad, his sister's being too smart, and now he'll

0:22:58.640 --> 0:23:01.240
<v Speaker 1>force his little brother to buy him of his old junk.

0:23:01.800 --> 0:23:04.840
<v Speaker 1>And while Danny counts his manipulated brother's money, his parents

0:23:04.880 --> 0:23:08.000
<v Speaker 1>are furious. Despite his no returns policy, Danny now must

0:23:08.000 --> 0:23:12.359
<v Speaker 1>give Peter. Somebody keeps saying it a full refund. Danny

0:23:12.440 --> 0:23:14.560
<v Speaker 1>argues it's like their Uncle Nick says he's just sharing

0:23:14.600 --> 0:23:17.119
<v Speaker 1>the wealth. Uncle Nick is considered a bad role model

0:23:17.119 --> 0:23:19.280
<v Speaker 1>slash con artist, and the mention of his name alone

0:23:19.320 --> 0:23:22.840
<v Speaker 1>doesn't excite Danny's dad, But Danny defends Nick by calling him,

0:23:22.880 --> 0:23:25.239
<v Speaker 1>quote unquote, the bomb, which in two thousand and one

0:23:25.320 --> 0:23:27.080
<v Speaker 1>might be one of the first of the bombs we've gotten.

0:23:27.760 --> 0:23:29.879
<v Speaker 1>While they argue, Peter walks off to get a cookie

0:23:29.960 --> 0:23:32.320
<v Speaker 1>jar and in the kitchen ends up breaking into a

0:23:32.320 --> 0:23:34.560
<v Speaker 1>million little pieces, spilling tons of change to the floor.

0:23:34.880 --> 0:23:37.280
<v Speaker 1>He was getting the money to give it to Danny.

0:23:37.800 --> 0:23:38.960
<v Speaker 1>What a sweet little kid.

0:23:39.080 --> 0:23:42.360
<v Speaker 2>You know, says it's money for family right now.

0:23:42.400 --> 0:23:44.119
<v Speaker 1>Upstairs in his room, Danny looks at a picture of

0:23:44.200 --> 0:23:46.320
<v Speaker 1>him and Uncle Nick and calls him the coolest person

0:23:46.359 --> 0:23:49.320
<v Speaker 1>in the family, though Peter thinks Danny is the coolest

0:23:49.320 --> 0:23:51.000
<v Speaker 1>person in the family, and we might have a best

0:23:51.040 --> 0:23:54.400
<v Speaker 1>Little Brother award in a d com What a twist,

0:23:54.600 --> 0:23:57.960
<v Speaker 1>like a good little brother. Never thought we'd see that true.

0:23:58.280 --> 0:24:00.760
<v Speaker 1>Danny bets Uncle Nick is somewhere making a big business

0:24:00.800 --> 0:24:02.920
<v Speaker 1>deal right now. And then we get a Podmets World

0:24:02.920 --> 0:24:06.520
<v Speaker 1>patented optical flip because Uncle Nick is actually blindfolded, tied

0:24:06.520 --> 0:24:09.159
<v Speaker 1>to a chair and begging for mercy. And when he

0:24:09.200 --> 0:24:11.840
<v Speaker 1>wrestles off the blindfold, we see it's just two young

0:24:11.920 --> 0:24:14.159
<v Speaker 1>nerds yelling into a mug, claiming they were a swindled

0:24:14.160 --> 0:24:18.040
<v Speaker 1>by Nick's phony website, realfastdough dot com, which, as our

0:24:18.040 --> 0:24:20.359
<v Speaker 1>producers like to do, they actually check stuff out and

0:24:20.480 --> 0:24:25.360
<v Speaker 1>is not currently a website. Okay, how did they get

0:24:25.400 --> 0:24:30.320
<v Speaker 1>him tied to the chair without knowing who they were?

0:24:31.040 --> 0:24:33.360
<v Speaker 2>Number? This is our first what.

0:24:33.960 --> 0:24:36.520
<v Speaker 1>Okay, there's a lot of people tied to chairs where

0:24:36.560 --> 0:24:39.760
<v Speaker 1>I didn't understand how they got tied to chairs, correct,

0:24:40.240 --> 0:24:42.439
<v Speaker 1>and so we'll get to that. But this is the

0:24:42.480 --> 0:24:45.879
<v Speaker 1>first half of how did this guy get Yeah, okay,

0:24:46.560 --> 0:24:48.840
<v Speaker 1>so Nick can't believe it, But these dorks Bill and

0:24:48.920 --> 0:24:51.600
<v Speaker 1>Harry are furious about the thirty thousand dollars they lost

0:24:51.600 --> 0:24:54.240
<v Speaker 1>and they want it back. Nick claims he made investments

0:24:54.240 --> 0:24:56.240
<v Speaker 1>with the money and then lost it all, and so

0:24:56.320 --> 0:24:59.080
<v Speaker 1>the nerds threatened to pour hot coco on his beloved laptop,

0:24:59.119 --> 0:25:02.359
<v Speaker 1>which he calls, but instead they passed Nick off to

0:25:02.359 --> 0:25:05.240
<v Speaker 1>their vice president of collections and intimidating henchman named Elliott,

0:25:05.240 --> 0:25:07.480
<v Speaker 1>who grabs the con man by the nose. If Nick

0:25:07.480 --> 0:25:10.000
<v Speaker 1>doesn't return their money by Christmas morning, Elliott will hurt

0:25:10.000 --> 0:25:12.200
<v Speaker 1>a lot more than just his nose. They untie him,

0:25:12.400 --> 0:25:14.040
<v Speaker 1>and as soon as they leave, he's running down the

0:25:14.040 --> 0:25:17.000
<v Speaker 1>fire escape to skip Town, lappy in hand, but Elliot

0:25:17.000 --> 0:25:20.600
<v Speaker 1>spots him leaving and it becomes a chase tide. Nick

0:25:20.640 --> 0:25:22.600
<v Speaker 1>finds a building next to a long line of impatient

0:25:22.720 --> 0:25:26.800
<v Speaker 1>children and parents waiting to take pictures with Santa. He

0:25:26.880 --> 0:25:30.159
<v Speaker 1>goes through the line. He sees all the kids waiting.

0:25:30.800 --> 0:25:33.240
<v Speaker 1>He knows all the kids are waiting. He hears the

0:25:33.320 --> 0:25:36.320
<v Speaker 1>kids yelling, we want Santa Claus. So what does he

0:25:36.400 --> 0:25:41.080
<v Speaker 1>do to escape? Escape unnoticed? He bumps into Santa, steals

0:25:41.119 --> 0:25:45.680
<v Speaker 1>his clothes, and becomes mister Claus. Because that guy was

0:25:45.680 --> 0:25:48.160
<v Speaker 1>taking a dump in the bathroom, so he steals his costume.

0:25:48.520 --> 0:25:52.680
<v Speaker 1>So now he's dressed like Santa. That's the worst way

0:25:52.720 --> 0:25:54.480
<v Speaker 1>to escape all the people waiting for Santa.

0:25:55.320 --> 0:25:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, he was gyant. It was like a disguise, disguise

0:25:59.320 --> 0:26:03.520
<v Speaker 2>everyone's waiting for right It's it was like, it was

0:26:03.600 --> 0:26:04.480
<v Speaker 2>like why what?

0:26:05.280 --> 0:26:06.680
<v Speaker 1>So I get why they had to do it because

0:26:06.680 --> 0:26:08.080
<v Speaker 1>they needed him to be in the Santa pants for

0:26:08.080 --> 0:26:10.800
<v Speaker 1>the rest of the movie, but still it was very strange.

0:26:10.960 --> 0:26:13.760
<v Speaker 1>So he's able to fool Elliott and jump on a bus.

0:26:14.160 --> 0:26:16.000
<v Speaker 1>We are back at the Rigleys. The family has gathered

0:26:16.000 --> 0:26:18.040
<v Speaker 1>to read the actual visit from Saint Nick. When their

0:26:18.080 --> 0:26:21.560
<v Speaker 1>doorbell rings, it's Uncle Nick, still dressed as Santa Danny.

0:26:21.560 --> 0:26:23.280
<v Speaker 1>The kids are happy to see him, but John knows

0:26:23.280 --> 0:26:25.440
<v Speaker 1>something's up. But before he can even question his brother,

0:26:25.480 --> 0:26:27.840
<v Speaker 1>he's been called to the hospital. There's been a major

0:26:27.920 --> 0:26:32.879
<v Speaker 1>outbreak of reindeer flu. Of reindeer flu.

0:26:33.320 --> 0:26:35.400
<v Speaker 2>Gonna say again, I mean, I guess we didn't really,

0:26:35.760 --> 0:26:37.680
<v Speaker 2>I had no idea what their occupation was.

0:26:37.760 --> 0:26:38.879
<v Speaker 1>No, we had no idea what it was.

0:26:39.040 --> 0:26:41.720
<v Speaker 2>So it was kind of like, oh, first of all,

0:26:41.720 --> 0:26:46.000
<v Speaker 2>I mean, obviously the reindeer flu thing was like what absurdity.

0:26:46.080 --> 0:26:48.359
<v Speaker 1>Of course, it's.

0:26:47.720 --> 0:26:49.280
<v Speaker 2>Like, oh, he's a doctor, and then it's like, oh

0:26:49.440 --> 0:26:50.720
<v Speaker 2>and she's a doctor too.

0:26:50.880 --> 0:26:54.880
<v Speaker 1>Like they're all doctors. Okay, all right, So I'm gonna

0:26:54.920 --> 0:26:57.359
<v Speaker 1>ask just a very simple question. Is it just a

0:26:57.359 --> 0:26:59.600
<v Speaker 1>creative name or we supposed to believe it's real? What

0:26:59.640 --> 0:27:02.680
<v Speaker 1>the reindeer flu? As? I guess there's.

0:27:02.480 --> 0:27:04.800
<v Speaker 2>Another one that comes on and I actually is just

0:27:04.880 --> 0:27:07.080
<v Speaker 2>looking into my notes and I didn't write it down.

0:27:07.480 --> 0:27:10.600
<v Speaker 2>It's something else that comes up later on that was

0:27:10.680 --> 0:27:13.280
<v Speaker 2>like a really weird situation too.

0:27:13.720 --> 0:27:15.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think it's member. I think, well, it's another

0:27:15.480 --> 0:27:17.520
<v Speaker 1>reindeer flu. They talk about it again, but anyway.

0:27:17.200 --> 0:27:19.359
<v Speaker 2>It's another situation like reindeer flu. It is, yeah, and

0:27:19.440 --> 0:27:22.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, what are these like? And he said it's

0:27:22.600 --> 0:27:25.600
<v Speaker 2>so noginal, like oh like the reindeer flu, Like oh,

0:27:25.680 --> 0:27:26.240
<v Speaker 2>like yeah.

0:27:26.119 --> 0:27:29.560
<v Speaker 1>We get it every year common. Yeah, that's why Rudolph's

0:27:29.560 --> 0:27:33.159
<v Speaker 1>nose is red. It's because of reindeer flu and you

0:27:33.200 --> 0:27:38.040
<v Speaker 1>know some ha. So this covid like emergency forces them

0:27:38.040 --> 0:27:40.440
<v Speaker 1>to leave the kids with Uncle Nick, which terrifies John

0:27:40.480 --> 0:27:42.600
<v Speaker 1>of course, but Nick seems to be doing pretty well

0:27:42.600 --> 0:27:44.400
<v Speaker 1>so far. He's now reading the poem as the kids

0:27:44.520 --> 0:27:47.600
<v Speaker 1>argue about if Santa is even real, and Caitlin's being

0:27:47.640 --> 0:27:50.040
<v Speaker 1>a real torp about it. She doesn't think it adds up,

0:27:50.119 --> 0:27:54.080
<v Speaker 1>but Peter still believes thanks to Danny. But it's like, dude,

0:27:54.119 --> 0:27:56.120
<v Speaker 1>you know your little brother still believes. Give the kid

0:27:56.160 --> 0:27:57.760
<v Speaker 1>a break and let them be even Santa Claus for

0:27:57.800 --> 0:27:59.800
<v Speaker 1>a little. It's like, come on, it's.

0:27:59.680 --> 0:28:03.720
<v Speaker 2>Such a thing that parents do have to navigate at

0:28:03.800 --> 0:28:08.600
<v Speaker 2>some point when the older kids start to It just

0:28:08.760 --> 0:28:11.920
<v Speaker 2>actually happened with Monroe with an older kid when right

0:28:11.920 --> 0:28:15.200
<v Speaker 2>before we were going to Disneyland and the older kid

0:28:15.240 --> 0:28:17.919
<v Speaker 2>told her that those that Cinderella wasn't really Cinderella. She

0:28:17.920 --> 0:28:22.440
<v Speaker 2>has a wig on and Jordan I have never seen

0:28:22.520 --> 0:28:26.480
<v Speaker 2>him get so said about another old kid. He was like,

0:28:26.960 --> 0:28:28.240
<v Speaker 2>she can't play with her anymore.

0:28:29.000 --> 0:28:29.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, that's me.

0:28:29.880 --> 0:28:32.080
<v Speaker 2>You can, come on, you can't. It's and it's her.

0:28:32.280 --> 0:28:34.640
<v Speaker 2>It's her friend's older sister. And she's like, why does

0:28:34.760 --> 0:28:37.320
<v Speaker 2>why haven't they talked to her about not like ruining

0:28:37.359 --> 0:28:38.560
<v Speaker 2>the magic for the little kids?

0:28:38.720 --> 0:28:39.760
<v Speaker 1>I remember, I was like, I.

0:28:39.720 --> 0:28:41.719
<v Speaker 2>Don't know, she's not our kid. We will know to

0:28:41.760 --> 0:28:44.520
<v Speaker 2>do that with Monroe and Ledger like that's not our.

0:28:44.480 --> 0:28:51.280
<v Speaker 1>Kid, kid around, that kid, Come on, the kid's bad news. Yeah,

0:28:51.320 --> 0:28:53.360
<v Speaker 1>that kid's bad news in trouble. I'm completely on Jordan's

0:28:53.360 --> 0:28:54.040
<v Speaker 1>side with this one.

0:28:55.160 --> 0:28:58.120
<v Speaker 2>By the way, it's a whole horrible thing. Like your

0:28:58.120 --> 0:29:00.160
<v Speaker 2>little sister, little brother live in the magic for a

0:29:00.160 --> 0:29:00.760
<v Speaker 2>little bit longer.

0:29:00.880 --> 0:29:03.640
<v Speaker 1>It's part. It's it's a very specific part of your

0:29:03.920 --> 0:29:06.640
<v Speaker 1>your life that changes when you find out that Santa

0:29:06.720 --> 0:29:09.600
<v Speaker 1>isn't real it really is. And I remember I remember

0:29:09.680 --> 0:29:12.640
<v Speaker 1>literally screaming and crying at the top of my lugs,

0:29:12.680 --> 0:29:15.040
<v Speaker 1>begging my parents to tell me because I wanted to

0:29:15.080 --> 0:29:16.520
<v Speaker 1>know as he real? Is he real? Is he real?

0:29:16.760 --> 0:29:17.400
<v Speaker 1>I know he's not.

0:29:17.360 --> 0:29:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Really your brothers that were really.

0:29:21.560 --> 0:29:25.320
<v Speaker 1>So I just figured it out. It's kind of logistically impossible.

0:29:25.400 --> 0:29:28.040
<v Speaker 1>So I was like, unless he's a wizard, and then

0:29:28.080 --> 0:29:30.160
<v Speaker 1>if he was a wizard, because those are real, he

0:29:30.200 --> 0:29:31.120
<v Speaker 1>would be doing.

0:29:31.360 --> 0:29:34.880
<v Speaker 2>My big here is is that the kids finding out

0:29:34.920 --> 0:29:37.959
<v Speaker 2>that we're lying to them for so long? Like, how

0:29:38.040 --> 0:29:39.360
<v Speaker 2>has that got to backfire?

0:29:39.600 --> 0:29:40.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Exactly.

0:29:40.600 --> 0:29:42.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember beings at my parents.

0:29:42.600 --> 0:29:44.840
<v Speaker 1>My dad hated to have to tell me. We still

0:29:44.840 --> 0:29:46.360
<v Speaker 1>talk about this story of this days like it would

0:29:46.360 --> 0:29:47.720
<v Speaker 1>crush me that I had to tell you because it's

0:29:47.920 --> 0:29:49.479
<v Speaker 1>I was the youngest and that's the end of it,

0:29:49.600 --> 0:29:54.200
<v Speaker 1>Like that's for them until you get grandkids back and

0:29:54.200 --> 0:29:56.920
<v Speaker 1>then it starts all over again. But anyway, reindeer flu,

0:29:57.000 --> 0:29:59.160
<v Speaker 1>which I think is what I have right now, Yeah,

0:30:00.440 --> 0:30:03.720
<v Speaker 1>it sounds like it. It does right, Yeah, So she

0:30:03.760 --> 0:30:05.760
<v Speaker 1>doesn't think it adds up, but Pete still believes thanks

0:30:05.760 --> 0:30:07.640
<v Speaker 1>to Danny. And before John and Abby leave, they send

0:30:07.640 --> 0:30:10.440
<v Speaker 1>the kids off to bed, even teenage Danny, and it's

0:30:10.440 --> 0:30:12.280
<v Speaker 1>not even nine pm yet, but his dad does not

0:30:12.360 --> 0:30:14.960
<v Speaker 1>want him hanging around with Nick. And now with the

0:30:14.960 --> 0:30:17.440
<v Speaker 1>doctor's gone, Nick goes to work on Lappie. He's trying

0:30:17.440 --> 0:30:19.360
<v Speaker 1>to get Alan, but it's immediately hacked by Elliott and

0:30:19.400 --> 0:30:21.840
<v Speaker 1>the nerds. They're real time tracking his location. So Nick

0:30:21.880 --> 0:30:24.920
<v Speaker 1>sends them a supervirus that scrabbles their hard drive and

0:30:24.960 --> 0:30:27.800
<v Speaker 1>will mess with any computer within fifty miles. And that's

0:30:27.800 --> 0:30:29.320
<v Speaker 1>when we look to the skies and here's something to

0:30:29.400 --> 0:30:32.120
<v Speaker 1>sending fast to crash on Earth. Then there is a

0:30:32.160 --> 0:30:34.480
<v Speaker 1>loud thud and some footsteps on the roof. Danny shows

0:30:34.520 --> 0:30:37.000
<v Speaker 1>up downstairs to investigate, and Nick assumes it is a

0:30:37.080 --> 0:30:41.440
<v Speaker 1>huge squirrel, and that's when everything freezes. Tons of molecules

0:30:41.440 --> 0:30:43.320
<v Speaker 1>that look like gray killer bees come flying out of

0:30:43.320 --> 0:30:47.080
<v Speaker 1>the fireplace, eventually combining to reveal Santa Claus with a

0:30:47.160 --> 0:30:50.240
<v Speaker 1>huge bag of gifts. The special effects aren't very good,

0:30:50.480 --> 0:30:52.800
<v Speaker 1>so I mean, let's be honest, the special effects aren't working.

0:30:52.880 --> 0:30:55.200
<v Speaker 2>They yeah, they were the budget. They were the special

0:30:55.240 --> 0:30:56.200
<v Speaker 2>effects of this budget.

0:30:56.280 --> 0:30:56.640
<v Speaker 1>It was.

0:30:56.960 --> 0:31:00.320
<v Speaker 2>But I will say that was a cool way to

0:31:00.400 --> 0:31:05.400
<v Speaker 2>do it. It wasn't him shimming down the chimney a

0:31:05.920 --> 0:31:09.320
<v Speaker 2>creative way that I haven't seen before In additional movie

0:31:09.680 --> 0:31:12.959
<v Speaker 2>of How Santa Gets, I thought, so it was. It

0:31:13.000 --> 0:31:14.760
<v Speaker 2>was creative to me, So I let it go.

0:31:14.960 --> 0:31:17.880
<v Speaker 1>I agree, great, but I let it go. He's also

0:31:17.920 --> 0:31:20.920
<v Speaker 1>a good movie version of Santa. He's a great he

0:31:21.040 --> 0:31:24.600
<v Speaker 1>really is. He is played by Canadian actor Jefferson Mapin,

0:31:24.840 --> 0:31:28.560
<v Speaker 1>who's best known as Fatty Rossiter in the movie Unforgiven,

0:31:28.640 --> 0:31:32.760
<v Speaker 1>And I remember that role. He was great. Yeah is

0:31:33.000 --> 0:31:35.240
<v Speaker 1>oh man, but it was he was great. Santa is

0:31:35.280 --> 0:31:37.560
<v Speaker 1>talking to an elf named Albert in his earpiece and

0:31:37.640 --> 0:31:40.360
<v Speaker 1>is led to Lappie with uncle and nephew still frozen

0:31:40.360 --> 0:31:42.600
<v Speaker 1>behind him. Yes, they are frozen, and we will get

0:31:42.600 --> 0:31:47.000
<v Speaker 1>into that because anyway, Albert instructs him to put the

0:31:47.040 --> 0:31:49.120
<v Speaker 1>virus in the computer trash, which apparently Santa had to

0:31:49.200 --> 0:31:51.680
<v Speaker 1>use computers on his sleigh this year because the reindeer have.

0:31:52.520 --> 0:31:54.000
<v Speaker 1>The reindeer flew again.

0:31:54.360 --> 0:31:55.040
<v Speaker 2>This is real.

0:31:55.240 --> 0:31:57.440
<v Speaker 1>So this is real. Now, this is an epidemic. This

0:31:57.480 --> 0:31:59.800
<v Speaker 1>is something we're gonna have to get another whole thing

0:31:59.800 --> 0:32:01.880
<v Speaker 1>of whether you have to get shots or whatever because

0:32:01.880 --> 0:32:05.840
<v Speaker 1>of reindeer flew. But I here's okay. I get why

0:32:05.880 --> 0:32:08.240
<v Speaker 1>they needed to do this, because they needed to steal

0:32:08.240 --> 0:32:10.160
<v Speaker 1>the sleigh and all that stuff. But I did not

0:32:10.360 --> 0:32:12.280
<v Speaker 1>like some of the changes to Santa. I don't like

0:32:12.360 --> 0:32:15.240
<v Speaker 1>Santa without his reindeer. The reindeer important part of Santa.

0:32:15.920 --> 0:32:19.560
<v Speaker 1>So I even if it's one rogue reindeer, give me

0:32:19.600 --> 0:32:21.960
<v Speaker 1>a reindeer. Okay, I don't like. I don't like this

0:32:22.000 --> 0:32:24.800
<v Speaker 1>thing that flies itself, because then why does he need

0:32:24.800 --> 0:32:27.320
<v Speaker 1>the reindeer. Santa doesn't need the reindeer. He can just

0:32:27.320 --> 0:32:31.520
<v Speaker 1>do this all like digitally. Yeah, it was. It's very strange.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, and it's strange too because it's like two thousand

0:32:34.040 --> 0:32:36.960
<v Speaker 2>and one when I don't feel like our internet and

0:32:37.000 --> 0:32:40.040
<v Speaker 2>all that stuff was really like that savvy.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but I guess in Santa land. It is also

0:32:43.360 --> 0:32:45.640
<v Speaker 1>at one point he says in the movie, which freaked

0:32:45.680 --> 0:32:47.200
<v Speaker 1>me out. He's like, I just should be lying on

0:32:47.200 --> 0:32:50.120
<v Speaker 1>a beach somewhere letting one of the reindeer rub lotion

0:32:50.280 --> 0:32:50.560
<v Speaker 1>on me.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't get that.

0:32:53.200 --> 0:32:58.680
<v Speaker 1>Why not missus clause. Why wouldn't the line be missus Claus. Well,

0:32:59.040 --> 0:33:02.280
<v Speaker 1>one of the reindeer is rubbing lotion on him, and

0:33:02.480 --> 0:33:05.000
<v Speaker 1>just I still, I couldn't sleep last night because the

0:33:05.080 --> 0:33:06.080
<v Speaker 1>visuals too much for me.

0:33:06.200 --> 0:33:08.440
<v Speaker 2>I could sleep last night. I was wearing a red

0:33:09.040 --> 0:33:11.960
<v Speaker 2>jump like a red sweater with red pants yesterday out

0:33:12.000 --> 0:33:16.440
<v Speaker 2>shopping for stuff, and this man called me missus Claws

0:33:16.480 --> 0:33:19.880
<v Speaker 2>and that really like.

0:33:23.360 --> 0:33:24.880
<v Speaker 1>Rude. Wow.

0:33:26.120 --> 0:33:28.400
<v Speaker 2>He's like, oh, let me guess missus Claws. And I

0:33:28.480 --> 0:33:34.760
<v Speaker 2>was like, sir, excuse me, sir, I know that old.

0:33:34.920 --> 0:33:38.640
<v Speaker 1>Jeez Loly, Missus Claus is timeless. She's not old.

0:33:39.880 --> 0:33:42.680
<v Speaker 2>She is an old woman with gray hair and.

0:33:42.680 --> 0:33:45.520
<v Speaker 1>A red body. She's timing. You know, you know all

0:33:45.600 --> 0:33:47.280
<v Speaker 1>this Santa Claus, by the way, was invented by the

0:33:47.280 --> 0:33:49.880
<v Speaker 1>Coca Cola Corporation. Have you actually read that?

0:33:50.400 --> 0:33:50.680
<v Speaker 5>No?

0:33:50.960 --> 0:33:53.640
<v Speaker 1>The Santa Claus that we know, the big cheeks, the

0:33:53.960 --> 0:33:56.640
<v Speaker 1>ruddy cheeks, the white beard, the red suit. All of

0:33:56.640 --> 0:33:58.760
<v Speaker 1>that was invented in like the twenties by Coca Cola.

0:33:59.280 --> 0:34:02.000
<v Speaker 1>There is not a single Santa Claus like that before

0:34:02.040 --> 0:34:03.920
<v Speaker 1>the Coca Cola company invented it, Like was.

0:34:03.920 --> 0:34:06.800
<v Speaker 2>It like their advertisement or something.

0:34:06.440 --> 0:34:08.840
<v Speaker 1>They wanted to know. They wanted to brand the holiday

0:34:09.080 --> 0:34:11.680
<v Speaker 1>and they wanted people to associate Coca Cola with the

0:34:11.719 --> 0:34:15.520
<v Speaker 1>winter holiday. So they literally invented that Santa Claus that

0:34:15.560 --> 0:34:18.680
<v Speaker 1>we now know. Wow, it's all all invented by Big Soda,

0:34:18.719 --> 0:34:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much. Okay, now ready once again for

0:34:28.480 --> 0:34:31.160
<v Speaker 1>the sky. Santa decides to start with the Wrigley House.

0:34:31.200 --> 0:34:33.680
<v Speaker 1>While he's there, Peter and Caitlin are on the nice list,

0:34:33.760 --> 0:34:36.080
<v Speaker 1>but Danny's on the naughty list. He blames Nick, who's

0:34:36.080 --> 0:34:39.440
<v Speaker 1>on the naughty list for life. Santa goes to his bag,

0:34:39.480 --> 0:34:41.439
<v Speaker 1>picks up some tiny rat presents and leaves him under

0:34:41.440 --> 0:34:45.400
<v Speaker 1>the tree. This was brilliant to me, by the way, Yes, great,

0:34:46.400 --> 0:34:49.480
<v Speaker 1>great idea for how Santa can do all this stuff,

0:34:49.520 --> 0:34:51.560
<v Speaker 1>and then I made it. Even in my head it

0:34:51.640 --> 0:34:53.480
<v Speaker 1>was like if they did it nowadays, it's just a

0:34:53.520 --> 0:34:55.960
<v Speaker 1>big bag of sand, because every grain of sand is

0:34:55.960 --> 0:34:58.560
<v Speaker 1>a present from around the world. So it's just the

0:34:58.600 --> 0:35:00.799
<v Speaker 1>idea that they're tiny and you can leave him, because

0:35:00.800 --> 0:35:04.040
<v Speaker 1>then he could carry him all. Genius. Genius, genius. He

0:35:04.160 --> 0:35:06.719
<v Speaker 1>reveals a magical gold ball from his pocket, presses a

0:35:06.719 --> 0:35:09.839
<v Speaker 1>button and the tiny presence quickly inflate to regular size. Now,

0:35:09.920 --> 0:35:12.840
<v Speaker 1>as genius as that idea is, the gold ball is

0:35:12.880 --> 0:35:15.239
<v Speaker 1>really stupid, because of course you can lose it. It

0:35:15.239 --> 0:35:16.960
<v Speaker 1>should be a watch or something that's.

0:35:16.760 --> 0:35:19.319
<v Speaker 2>On Santa, because you don't.

0:35:19.440 --> 0:35:20.839
<v Speaker 1>You don't do it. You don't you have your most

0:35:21.440 --> 0:35:22.520
<v Speaker 1>important thing.

0:35:22.520 --> 0:35:24.400
<v Speaker 2>Read all but that.

0:35:25.880 --> 0:35:26.960
<v Speaker 1>Which is what he does.

0:35:27.040 --> 0:35:29.560
<v Speaker 2>He lost it right along with it because I was

0:35:29.680 --> 0:35:32.479
<v Speaker 2>so like, no at this point, that's what I said.

0:35:32.480 --> 0:35:34.480
<v Speaker 2>I kind of went up and down. And you know,

0:35:34.760 --> 0:35:36.680
<v Speaker 2>at the beginning, I felt like this had so much

0:35:36.760 --> 0:35:41.120
<v Speaker 2>steam because I loved these creative ideas of Santa that

0:35:41.200 --> 0:35:44.000
<v Speaker 2>we have not seen before. So I let the ball go.

0:35:44.360 --> 0:35:46.600
<v Speaker 1>I would have I would have made it a thing

0:35:46.640 --> 0:35:48.880
<v Speaker 1>that he wears on his wrist. And as Brian Cranston

0:35:49.000 --> 0:35:52.080
<v Speaker 1>is checking his pulse or steps on his arm by accident,

0:35:52.320 --> 0:35:54.440
<v Speaker 1>he makes the guy smaller and then he realizes it

0:35:54.480 --> 0:35:56.960
<v Speaker 1>and he literally pulls it off of Santa Santa's arm.

0:35:57.120 --> 0:35:59.240
<v Speaker 1>Because the idea that it's just something you can lose

0:35:59.440 --> 0:36:02.920
<v Speaker 1>is really yeah, anyway, this is just these are the

0:36:02.960 --> 0:36:05.640
<v Speaker 1>way my brains work. So he pulls the ball from

0:36:05.680 --> 0:36:07.960
<v Speaker 1>his pocket, presses a button, and the tiny presents quickly

0:36:07.960 --> 0:36:10.239
<v Speaker 1>inflate to regular size. But as the big jelly Man

0:36:10.239 --> 0:36:13.400
<v Speaker 1>readies himself to leave, he drops the gold ball, accidentally

0:36:13.400 --> 0:36:17.239
<v Speaker 1>releasing Nick and Danny from their spell. This is some

0:36:17.320 --> 0:36:21.239
<v Speaker 1>of not okay. One of the easiest things to do

0:36:21.320 --> 0:36:25.040
<v Speaker 1>in movies is freeze the frame so the characters don't move.

0:36:26.120 --> 0:36:28.440
<v Speaker 1>These were actors that were just told the freeze that

0:36:28.480 --> 0:36:32.799
<v Speaker 1>are clearly sitting there and moving moving because it's bad.

0:36:32.920 --> 0:36:36.520
<v Speaker 1>Freeze frame. It's really bad. It's because it's just like,

0:36:37.239 --> 0:36:39.640
<v Speaker 1>just freeze the frame. Don't don't make the actors stand

0:36:39.680 --> 0:36:41.960
<v Speaker 1>there for forty seconds try because they're shaken all over

0:36:41.960 --> 0:36:43.240
<v Speaker 1>the place. Nobody looks frozen.

0:36:43.520 --> 0:36:46.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and how many takes did it take to even

0:36:46.200 --> 0:36:47.080
<v Speaker 2>get what they have?

0:36:47.360 --> 0:36:49.200
<v Speaker 1>I know? It's great, terrible And.

0:36:49.160 --> 0:36:52.480
<v Speaker 2>So it's like and at that point, for most of

0:36:52.520 --> 0:36:55.040
<v Speaker 2>the time, at least he wasn't, the Santa wasn't in

0:36:55.120 --> 0:36:55.879
<v Speaker 2>frame with them.

0:36:56.120 --> 0:37:00.439
<v Speaker 1>No, they're just so easily shoot around that it's that's

0:37:00.480 --> 0:37:03.080
<v Speaker 1>such an easy fix that. It's weird that they don't

0:37:03.120 --> 0:37:03.319
<v Speaker 1>do that.

0:37:03.440 --> 0:37:06.120
<v Speaker 2>It is strange. It's just weird, very strange choice.

0:37:06.200 --> 0:37:08.200
<v Speaker 1>So Nick and Danny are released from their spell. The

0:37:08.239 --> 0:37:10.040
<v Speaker 1>two are scared by the side of Santa, who tries

0:37:10.040 --> 0:37:14.200
<v Speaker 1>to convince them that they're hallucinating. Santa tried to foot nice.

0:37:14.280 --> 0:37:16.000
<v Speaker 1>Santa tried to fool them with the old look over

0:37:16.040 --> 0:37:17.880
<v Speaker 1>their trick, but slips when he makes a run for

0:37:17.920 --> 0:37:20.440
<v Speaker 1>it and knocks himself out. As he lays there on

0:37:20.480 --> 0:37:22.360
<v Speaker 1>the floor completely still, Nick and Danny poke them with

0:37:22.400 --> 0:37:25.439
<v Speaker 1>a stick and realizes this is the real Santa. Danny

0:37:25.440 --> 0:37:27.800
<v Speaker 1>grabs a golden ball, accidentally pressing the button and shrinking

0:37:27.880 --> 0:37:31.080
<v Speaker 1>Nick to the size of a thumb. What And when

0:37:31.160 --> 0:37:33.760
<v Speaker 1>Danny presses the button again, Nick returns to normal height.

0:37:33.880 --> 0:37:36.000
<v Speaker 1>So it's I guess you can do it with people too.

0:37:36.800 --> 0:37:39.560
<v Speaker 1>Danny quickly realizes an unconscious Santa on Christmas Eve can

0:37:39.640 --> 0:37:42.480
<v Speaker 1>ruin everything, but Nick insists they do nothing. It's not

0:37:42.560 --> 0:37:45.440
<v Speaker 1>their problem. And when Nick now accidentally hits the golden

0:37:45.480 --> 0:37:49.080
<v Speaker 1>ball button, it freezes Danny. Wow, this thing is very powerful.

0:37:49.440 --> 0:37:52.160
<v Speaker 1>When he tries to unfreeze his nephew, quot unquote because

0:37:52.160 --> 0:37:54.440
<v Speaker 1>nobody's actually frozen. They're shaking all over the place. He

0:37:54.560 --> 0:37:57.480
<v Speaker 1>instead turns himself into floating molecules and floats out the

0:37:57.520 --> 0:37:59.680
<v Speaker 1>chimney and into the sleigh on the roof. Nick has

0:37:59.719 --> 0:38:01.239
<v Speaker 1>no way what to do when he wakes up in

0:38:01.320 --> 0:38:04.320
<v Speaker 1>Santa's mode of transportation, but figures this is the miracle

0:38:04.360 --> 0:38:08.440
<v Speaker 1>he needed. He fidgets with the stick shift. Who anybody

0:38:08.480 --> 0:38:11.480
<v Speaker 1>who jumps into a new vehicle that's perched precariously on

0:38:11.480 --> 0:38:15.239
<v Speaker 1>a rooftop is gonna start pressing buttons? Sorry, it's like,

0:38:15.239 --> 0:38:18.359
<v Speaker 1>what are you doing there? It's like, I'm gonna grab

0:38:18.360 --> 0:38:21.919
<v Speaker 1>this joystick and start pressing buttons. What are you thinking? Yeah,

0:38:22.000 --> 0:38:24.120
<v Speaker 1>fidgets with the stick. Nothing happens. He presses the gold

0:38:24.200 --> 0:38:26.719
<v Speaker 1>ball button once again, sending his molecules back into the house.

0:38:26.920 --> 0:38:29.759
<v Speaker 1>He can't believe the possibilities. He unfreeses Danny and now

0:38:29.760 --> 0:38:31.799
<v Speaker 1>suggests to his nephew they pick up the gauntlet and

0:38:31.880 --> 0:38:34.920
<v Speaker 1>take over for Comatos Santa. Since Danny is so good

0:38:34.920 --> 0:38:37.120
<v Speaker 1>at flight video games, he can control the sleigh while

0:38:37.200 --> 0:38:40.680
<v Speaker 1>Nick can deliver the presence. Danny surprises Uncle changes his tune,

0:38:40.880 --> 0:38:43.879
<v Speaker 1>but they shake hands and become heroes. Danny wonders about

0:38:43.880 --> 0:38:46.080
<v Speaker 1>his brother and sister. They can't just leave them home alone,

0:38:46.160 --> 0:38:48.440
<v Speaker 1>but Nick argues they aren't alone. Santa's there, even if

0:38:48.480 --> 0:38:51.720
<v Speaker 1>he's unconscious, and just like that, they're off flying over

0:38:51.920 --> 0:38:53.360
<v Speaker 1>the city in the sleigh.

0:38:53.560 --> 0:39:01.200
<v Speaker 2>Okay, who tied him to the chair, that's the next.

0:39:01.120 --> 0:39:06.880
<v Speaker 1>What Who lifted this giant man man, giant uncus man.

0:39:07.280 --> 0:39:10.160
<v Speaker 2>Yes, he's a big guy. He's a huge dude, and

0:39:10.280 --> 0:39:13.400
<v Speaker 2>all we have is a sister.

0:39:15.920 --> 0:39:18.239
<v Speaker 1>No, because it's that's it couldn't have been the two

0:39:18.280 --> 0:39:18.840
<v Speaker 1>little kids.

0:39:19.560 --> 0:39:21.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh they were sleeping still.

0:39:21.000 --> 0:39:23.480
<v Speaker 1>Right, are we supposed to believe that they picked this

0:39:23.600 --> 0:39:27.760
<v Speaker 1>man up and they put him on the chair unconscious,

0:39:28.480 --> 0:39:31.439
<v Speaker 1>this huge dude, and then tied him to the chair.

0:39:32.760 --> 0:39:34.800
<v Speaker 1>It's like I didn't get that. Who tied him to

0:39:34.840 --> 0:39:36.960
<v Speaker 1>the chair anyway?

0:39:37.360 --> 0:39:41.800
<v Speaker 2>And to use lights from the Christmas tree doesn't seem

0:39:41.840 --> 0:39:43.680
<v Speaker 2>like a decision, like an adulthood wake.

0:39:43.960 --> 0:39:45.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know any of it is. It was

0:39:45.800 --> 0:39:48.920
<v Speaker 1>just these these again. Everyone's like, you're nitpicking. Yeah, it's

0:39:48.960 --> 0:39:52.719
<v Speaker 1>literally my job. Nick is still in Santa's outfit and

0:39:52.760 --> 0:39:55.000
<v Speaker 1>suggests they start in the rich area of town, making

0:39:55.040 --> 0:39:57.960
<v Speaker 1>up some excuse about lightning. The sleighs load. Back at

0:39:57.960 --> 0:40:00.319
<v Speaker 1>the Wrigley House, Peter is awake at and downstairs. He's

0:40:00.400 --> 0:40:02.400
<v Speaker 1>very surprised when he sees a passed out Santa, but

0:40:02.440 --> 0:40:04.399
<v Speaker 1>assumes it's his uncle Nick. When he goes to pull

0:40:04.440 --> 0:40:06.359
<v Speaker 1>off his beard, he realizes this is an Uncle Nick

0:40:06.400 --> 0:40:09.440
<v Speaker 1>at all and screams at the top of his lungs. Meanwhile,

0:40:09.440 --> 0:40:11.560
<v Speaker 1>in a nearby mansions roof, Nick realizes you can put

0:40:11.560 --> 0:40:14.280
<v Speaker 1>your hand in Santa's bag and magically pull out Presence Brilliant.

0:40:14.520 --> 0:40:17.240
<v Speaker 1>While inside the house, Uncle Santa has a completely different plan.

0:40:17.600 --> 0:40:20.400
<v Speaker 1>He's frozen time as expected, but instead of delivering gifts,

0:40:20.480 --> 0:40:23.400
<v Speaker 1>he's stealing expensive items and using the gold ball to

0:40:23.440 --> 0:40:27.200
<v Speaker 1>shrink them into pocket size for travel. This guy's ayah.

0:40:27.640 --> 0:40:31.080
<v Speaker 1>And when Nick Nick does return to the sleigh, Danny

0:40:31.160 --> 0:40:34.200
<v Speaker 1>uses Santa's database and sees who's on the naughty list,

0:40:34.760 --> 0:40:37.560
<v Speaker 1>and well, it's him. Danny's on the naughty list. Nick

0:40:37.600 --> 0:40:40.319
<v Speaker 1>doesn't care who is this Santa to judge anyway, it's

0:40:40.360 --> 0:40:42.480
<v Speaker 1>their turn to call the shots and decide who's naughty

0:40:42.480 --> 0:40:45.120
<v Speaker 1>and who's nice. Back at the rig Leads, we return

0:40:45.200 --> 0:40:47.200
<v Speaker 1>to the start of the movie, where someone has tied

0:40:47.200 --> 0:40:50.359
<v Speaker 1>Santa to the chair again, it's Peter, who's now woken

0:40:50.440 --> 0:40:52.799
<v Speaker 1>up Caitlin to help, and then Santa opens his eyes. So,

0:40:52.840 --> 0:40:54.120
<v Speaker 1>I don't know who tied him the chair, but I

0:40:54.160 --> 0:40:55.800
<v Speaker 1>can tell you even the four of them wouldn't have

0:40:55.800 --> 0:40:58.000
<v Speaker 1>been able to move this dude. Yeah, he's so big,

0:40:58.520 --> 0:41:00.360
<v Speaker 1>he explains, he's the reels also, So, I don't know

0:41:00.360 --> 0:41:02.319
<v Speaker 1>if you've ever tried to pick anybody up who's not

0:41:02.600 --> 0:41:06.720
<v Speaker 1>like passed out or unconscious. It's just dead weight. It's

0:41:06.800 --> 0:41:09.680
<v Speaker 1>so difficult to do. Don't ask me how I know that,

0:41:09.960 --> 0:41:12.319
<v Speaker 1>And then Santa opens his eyes. He explains he's the

0:41:12.360 --> 0:41:14.760
<v Speaker 1>real Santa improves it by mentioning the one time Caitlyn

0:41:14.880 --> 0:41:18.120
<v Speaker 1>cheated in the third grade. Now convinced and with Santa untied,

0:41:18.200 --> 0:41:21.720
<v Speaker 1>Katelyn notices Santa's sleigh is gone. Santa suggests someone decided

0:41:21.760 --> 0:41:24.640
<v Speaker 1>to be charitable and help while he was incapacitated, but

0:41:24.680 --> 0:41:27.040
<v Speaker 1>when he realizes it was Nick Wrigley, he knows this

0:41:27.080 --> 0:41:29.279
<v Speaker 1>can't be good. He tries to communicate with the L's,

0:41:29.320 --> 0:41:31.359
<v Speaker 1>but he needs the sleigh for that to work, and

0:41:31.400 --> 0:41:34.239
<v Speaker 1>then he sees Lappie. Since that's what brought him down

0:41:34.239 --> 0:41:35.839
<v Speaker 1>to earth, he asked Kitlyn for help, and she has

0:41:35.880 --> 0:41:37.960
<v Speaker 1>a plan. She'll hack into the sleigh and override the

0:41:37.960 --> 0:41:40.000
<v Speaker 1>flight plan to bring it home, but she needs a

0:41:40.000 --> 0:41:42.880
<v Speaker 1>stronger signal, so they're off to the computer shop, with

0:41:42.960 --> 0:41:46.560
<v Speaker 1>Santa driving terribly behind the wheel of Mom's car, which

0:41:46.600 --> 0:41:50.000
<v Speaker 1>also noticed was bright red like Santa Santas.

0:41:49.520 --> 0:41:51.520
<v Speaker 2>I did notice that Yah interesting.

0:41:52.200 --> 0:41:54.440
<v Speaker 1>Now in a new rich family's home, Uncle Nick is

0:41:54.440 --> 0:41:57.000
<v Speaker 1>stealing and shrinking stuff, but is surprised by Danny, who

0:41:57.040 --> 0:41:59.520
<v Speaker 1>has now entered the house to change a naughty kid's gift,

0:42:00.040 --> 0:42:02.319
<v Speaker 1>so wonders why his uncle's taking so long. Using the ball,

0:42:02.440 --> 0:42:05.560
<v Speaker 1>Danny delivers a punching bag because the naughty boy's been

0:42:05.560 --> 0:42:07.959
<v Speaker 1>fighting at school and maybe he'll get his anger out

0:42:08.000 --> 0:42:11.720
<v Speaker 1>on this instead. Nick is impressed with Danny's thoughtfulness. He says,

0:42:11.760 --> 0:42:13.960
<v Speaker 1>when he was a kid, he always wanted a very specific,

0:42:13.960 --> 0:42:17.200
<v Speaker 1>beautiful Jimmy Hendrix's guitar. He asked for it every year

0:42:17.239 --> 0:42:20.080
<v Speaker 1>but never got it. But his brother, Danny's dad got

0:42:20.120 --> 0:42:22.520
<v Speaker 1>everything he wanted. It was just naughty versus nice. But

0:42:22.560 --> 0:42:24.239
<v Speaker 1>maybe if Danny was around back then, Nick would have

0:42:24.239 --> 0:42:26.840
<v Speaker 1>gotten the guitar and he turned into something, so it

0:42:26.920 --> 0:42:30.960
<v Speaker 1>was like he was noticing good things about his nephew. Yeah,

0:42:31.000 --> 0:42:33.160
<v Speaker 1>and then before they leave, Danny notices Nick is a

0:42:33.200 --> 0:42:36.080
<v Speaker 1>little lumpy, but makes nothing of it, at least for now.

0:42:37.000 --> 0:42:39.560
<v Speaker 1>The real Santa and the Wrigley siblings have made a

0:42:39.600 --> 0:42:41.880
<v Speaker 1>wrong turn and found themselves in a very sketchy alley.

0:42:42.200 --> 0:42:45.000
<v Speaker 1>We hear rap music and see guys spray painting the walls,

0:42:45.000 --> 0:42:48.000
<v Speaker 1>so we know that's trouble. Santa yells out and politely

0:42:48.000 --> 0:42:49.799
<v Speaker 1>asks him to move, but when he honks, they don't

0:42:49.800 --> 0:42:52.040
<v Speaker 1>seem very happy about it. The thugs surrounding the car,

0:42:52.080 --> 0:42:54.720
<v Speaker 1>and they're quickly annoyed by his Santa ways, But weirdly,

0:42:54.760 --> 0:42:56.560
<v Speaker 1>when Santa does get out of the car, exposing his

0:42:56.560 --> 0:42:59.160
<v Speaker 1>full outfit and belly, the dozens of thugs are scared.

0:43:00.000 --> 0:43:01.120
<v Speaker 1>Why would they be scared of him?

0:43:01.160 --> 0:43:04.879
<v Speaker 2>First of all, but like also like he's an old man.

0:43:05.120 --> 0:43:08.640
<v Speaker 2>I mean, he's an old man's dresses? Santa? What are you?

0:43:08.680 --> 0:43:09.520
<v Speaker 2>What are you worried about?

0:43:09.840 --> 0:43:12.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? It's also what kind of hooligans are out spray

0:43:12.440 --> 0:43:14.640
<v Speaker 1>painting at like midnight on Christmas Eve?

0:43:15.800 --> 0:43:19.719
<v Speaker 2>It's poligans, thugs. I believe that. I believe that. I

0:43:19.800 --> 0:43:23.359
<v Speaker 2>just don't believe they'd be intimidated it and anyway by

0:43:23.600 --> 0:43:25.719
<v Speaker 2>an older man dresses Santa.

0:43:25.760 --> 0:43:27.960
<v Speaker 1>But the thugs are prepared for a fight, and Santa

0:43:27.960 --> 0:43:29.399
<v Speaker 1>says he didn't want to do this, but then gets

0:43:29.440 --> 0:43:32.360
<v Speaker 1>into a praying mant this defensive position, but instead of brawling,

0:43:32.400 --> 0:43:36.360
<v Speaker 1>Santa starts feverishly tickling the gang leader, then define gravity

0:43:36.400 --> 0:43:39.560
<v Speaker 1>with parkour, which did not look good, and tickling the

0:43:39.560 --> 0:43:43.320
<v Speaker 1>man even faster, resulting in an all out surrender. The

0:43:43.440 --> 0:43:46.600
<v Speaker 1>leader realizes Santa is a mean tickler and offers him

0:43:46.600 --> 0:43:49.560
<v Speaker 1>a spot in his gang, because that's what every gang needs,

0:43:49.640 --> 0:43:54.000
<v Speaker 1>is a good tickle guy. But Santa's in a hurry,

0:43:54.040 --> 0:43:56.239
<v Speaker 1>and so to help, the gang escorts the family to

0:43:56.320 --> 0:43:58.320
<v Speaker 1>comp you smart in the low Rider while listening to

0:43:58.400 --> 0:44:02.960
<v Speaker 1>rap music. Santa thanks Pap and promises them good stocking stuffers.

0:44:03.600 --> 0:44:07.360
<v Speaker 1>Inside the computer store, which is for no reason anyone

0:44:07.440 --> 0:44:10.000
<v Speaker 1>can figure out whatsoever open in the middle of the

0:44:10.120 --> 0:44:13.080
<v Speaker 1>night at like two o'clock in the morning or whatever

0:44:13.120 --> 0:44:14.000
<v Speaker 1>it is on.

0:44:14.160 --> 0:44:17.719
<v Speaker 2>Chrismas Eve, who would need to go in there my.

0:44:17.760 --> 0:44:21.720
<v Speaker 1>Mousepad at three am. The store manager's obviously upset Santa's

0:44:21.760 --> 0:44:26.000
<v Speaker 1>apparently late. He was supposed to be hired as a

0:44:26.040 --> 0:44:28.200
<v Speaker 1>Santa for the shop this afternoon, but that guy didn't show.

0:44:28.280 --> 0:44:31.040
<v Speaker 1>Caitlyn doesn't care. She's looking for the computer. We're now

0:44:31.080 --> 0:44:32.879
<v Speaker 1>back in the sleigh. Nick has shrunk a sports car

0:44:32.920 --> 0:44:35.160
<v Speaker 1>and Danny suggests maybe stopping by a homeless shelter to

0:44:35.200 --> 0:44:37.200
<v Speaker 1>do some charitable work, but Nick leads them to a

0:44:37.239 --> 0:44:40.160
<v Speaker 1>nearby mansion. Even though they don't have kids. Nick continues

0:44:40.200 --> 0:44:42.719
<v Speaker 1>to hide his real plans by saying his goal is

0:44:42.760 --> 0:44:45.080
<v Speaker 1>to switch out their dinner and force them to know

0:44:45.239 --> 0:44:47.600
<v Speaker 1>what the other side eats like. And even though this

0:44:47.680 --> 0:44:51.279
<v Speaker 1>idea is terrible, Danny loves it. Back at the computer shop,

0:44:51.360 --> 0:44:53.200
<v Speaker 1>Caitlyn and Santa are working with a high tech computer.

0:44:53.239 --> 0:44:55.960
<v Speaker 1>When an employee approaches Peter and he keeps saying it

0:44:56.080 --> 0:44:58.960
<v Speaker 1>like that, their lookout jumps into action. He blocks them

0:44:59.000 --> 0:45:00.719
<v Speaker 1>in and asks for the bathroom or he'll pee in

0:45:00.760 --> 0:45:03.719
<v Speaker 1>the aisle, and it works, just as the computer boots up.

0:45:03.880 --> 0:45:07.560
<v Speaker 1>Peter is the unsung hero of this movie, and when

0:45:07.560 --> 0:45:09.480
<v Speaker 1>we return to the sleigh, Nick is loving life. He

0:45:09.560 --> 0:45:11.640
<v Speaker 1>suggests they do it again next year, but Danny notes

0:45:11.680 --> 0:45:14.000
<v Speaker 1>that Santa will obviously be back by then, but Nick

0:45:14.040 --> 0:45:17.279
<v Speaker 1>explains head injuries can be serious, you never know, and

0:45:17.320 --> 0:45:18.879
<v Speaker 1>then they arrive at the mansion, which is as big

0:45:18.920 --> 0:45:21.319
<v Speaker 1>as Harry Potter School, and as they approach the landing,

0:45:21.320 --> 0:45:23.640
<v Speaker 1>they lose control of the sleigh. It's been commandeered and

0:45:23.640 --> 0:45:27.320
<v Speaker 1>they're descending fast. It's Caitlyn at Copy Serve. She's steering

0:45:27.320 --> 0:45:29.400
<v Speaker 1>them in circles and sending them back to her house.

0:45:29.960 --> 0:45:31.640
<v Speaker 1>Danny thinks on his toes they should turn off the

0:45:31.680 --> 0:45:33.880
<v Speaker 1>slay to reboot it and disconnect the hack. It might

0:45:33.960 --> 0:45:36.239
<v Speaker 1>damage the hard drive, but Nick loves the idea. Once

0:45:36.280 --> 0:45:37.840
<v Speaker 1>they shut it down, they start a free fall to

0:45:37.880 --> 0:45:39.520
<v Speaker 1>the ground and can't restart it. By the way, this

0:45:39.600 --> 0:45:42.319
<v Speaker 1>is how you fix all computer programs. Unplug it, plug

0:45:42.360 --> 0:45:44.880
<v Speaker 1>it back in. As they panic, they get it to

0:45:44.880 --> 0:45:47.239
<v Speaker 1>reboot just in time and land in front of again

0:45:47.280 --> 0:45:49.800
<v Speaker 1>what has to be Hogwarts. And now sat and the

0:45:49.840 --> 0:45:52.319
<v Speaker 1>kids are depressed outside the computer store, which again is

0:45:52.360 --> 0:45:54.719
<v Speaker 1>still open. Kitlyn can't believe she had them locked in

0:45:54.840 --> 0:45:58.280
<v Speaker 1>and then lost control. Santa realizes that Danny is helping

0:45:58.280 --> 0:46:01.280
<v Speaker 1>his evil uncle and banishes him to the naughty list forever.

0:46:01.640 --> 0:46:04.040
<v Speaker 1>He may even tell the Easter Bunny about this, But

0:46:04.080 --> 0:46:07.120
<v Speaker 1>Peter It's great little brother. Peter tries to defend him,

0:46:07.360 --> 0:46:10.239
<v Speaker 1>and that's becoming more and more difficult to do. Unfortunately,

0:46:10.280 --> 0:46:13.200
<v Speaker 1>we're now back in the mansion and there's literally people

0:46:13.239 --> 0:46:15.520
<v Speaker 1>in tuxedos and tiars. Is this is this a weird

0:46:15.600 --> 0:46:16.319
<v Speaker 1>Christmas Eve party?

0:46:16.360 --> 0:46:19.319
<v Speaker 2>Or is this normal weird Christmas feed party? All right, good,

0:46:19.360 --> 0:46:22.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm glad that wasn't just me the tiara's.

0:46:21.960 --> 0:46:23.760
<v Speaker 1>I mean, is that your Christmas tiara?

0:46:24.719 --> 0:46:27.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Like, you know, I guess you could have kind

0:46:27.400 --> 0:46:31.239
<v Speaker 2>of like a really fancy Christmas party, But it was

0:46:31.320 --> 0:46:33.600
<v Speaker 2>the tiaras that were just like.

0:46:33.760 --> 0:46:36.880
<v Speaker 1>Do you own a tiara? An actual tr not a

0:46:36.880 --> 0:46:39.320
<v Speaker 1>fake one? Like, do you own like a nice tir? Beyond?

0:46:39.840 --> 0:46:41.840
<v Speaker 2>Come, no, I don't.

0:46:41.920 --> 0:46:43.800
<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't sit in the hot time eating steak with

0:46:43.840 --> 0:46:50.680
<v Speaker 1>a tr on just checking?

0:46:51.680 --> 0:46:54.719
<v Speaker 2>No, I don't. I mean, I'm not gonna say I would.

0:46:54.800 --> 0:46:56.720
<v Speaker 2>Wants funny.

0:46:56.760 --> 0:46:59.480
<v Speaker 1>My wife says the same thing. She's like, god, tirs

0:46:59.480 --> 0:47:02.120
<v Speaker 1>are so stupid. But I mean, if I were to have.

0:47:02.000 --> 0:47:05.480
<v Speaker 2>One, I know, wear an extra one, she can just

0:47:05.640 --> 0:47:11.239
<v Speaker 2>like throw wear a tiara. I don't know, I don't know. No,

0:47:11.560 --> 0:47:14.480
<v Speaker 2>A lot of women, I mean what a lot of

0:47:14.480 --> 0:47:18.000
<v Speaker 2>women wear them for their wedding, like.

0:47:18.160 --> 0:47:19.520
<v Speaker 1>We t at their wedding.

0:47:19.600 --> 0:47:23.040
<v Speaker 2>Really, I feel like sometimes like tirs are like with

0:47:23.200 --> 0:47:26.520
<v Speaker 2>like a like part of the veil, Like it's like

0:47:26.560 --> 0:47:28.680
<v Speaker 2>a beaded kind of Tiara.

0:47:29.000 --> 0:47:31.440
<v Speaker 1>I said Tiara this much in my entire life, and

0:47:31.480 --> 0:47:32.880
<v Speaker 1>now it just sounds weird.

0:47:33.360 --> 0:47:35.440
<v Speaker 2>No, but yeah, I mean I would love to have

0:47:35.680 --> 0:47:38.560
<v Speaker 2>a real one. Oh my gosh, that'd be so cool.

0:47:38.560 --> 0:47:40.879
<v Speaker 2>I just don't know where i'd wear it.

0:47:41.800 --> 0:47:45.080
<v Speaker 1>I guess at Christmas party exactly. So yes. Now we're

0:47:45.080 --> 0:47:47.680
<v Speaker 1>in the mansion. Nickas frozen a big high society party

0:47:47.680 --> 0:47:50.280
<v Speaker 1>to steal some jewelry, eventually landing and swiping a massive

0:47:50.320 --> 0:47:53.920
<v Speaker 1>diamond from Missus Vanderlip, who he also has kiss her cheek,

0:47:53.960 --> 0:47:56.720
<v Speaker 1>which was weird. Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Danny is traying

0:47:56.719 --> 0:47:59.440
<v Speaker 1>out the fancy food as this terrible plan plan is

0:47:59.440 --> 0:48:02.040
<v Speaker 1>taking Place's srinking a plump turkey and replacing it with

0:48:02.080 --> 0:48:05.160
<v Speaker 1>a store bought underwhelming bird. But when he eventually walks

0:48:05.200 --> 0:48:08.080
<v Speaker 1>out into the hallway, he stumbles on his uncle. Mesmerized

0:48:08.080 --> 0:48:10.480
<v Speaker 1>by the diamond, he puts two and two together and

0:48:10.560 --> 0:48:12.919
<v Speaker 1>calls him out for stealing stuff, using the gold ball

0:48:13.000 --> 0:48:16.080
<v Speaker 1>to enlarge all the shrunken items in Santa's coat and

0:48:16.120 --> 0:48:17.839
<v Speaker 1>we get a very cool kind of effect here. Now,

0:48:17.880 --> 0:48:19.719
<v Speaker 1>with Nick balancing on top of a huge pile of things,

0:48:19.760 --> 0:48:23.400
<v Speaker 1>including a ferrari at, a piano and a piano and

0:48:23.440 --> 0:48:26.160
<v Speaker 1>everything else. Nick quickly tries to cover his track, saying

0:48:26.160 --> 0:48:29.440
<v Speaker 1>he's collecting stuff for charity Bud. Danny shrinks the items

0:48:29.480 --> 0:48:31.399
<v Speaker 1>back down and knows the truth. It's all been one

0:48:31.440 --> 0:48:34.120
<v Speaker 1>big scam. Nick changes his tune, now pitting himself as

0:48:34.120 --> 0:48:36.879
<v Speaker 1>a Robin Hood type, suggesting he cuts his nephew into

0:48:36.880 --> 0:48:39.760
<v Speaker 1>the deal, but Danny says they're done, not just with Christmas,

0:48:39.800 --> 0:48:42.000
<v Speaker 1>but their entire relationship. Danny makes his way to the

0:48:42.000 --> 0:48:45.320
<v Speaker 1>sleigh and his uncle follows close behind. Nick admits he

0:48:45.360 --> 0:48:47.120
<v Speaker 1>has a cash flow problem and says that this was

0:48:47.120 --> 0:48:49.200
<v Speaker 1>a once in a lifetime opportunity to fix it. He

0:48:49.239 --> 0:48:52.960
<v Speaker 1>apologizes and pretends nothing is wrong. Then Danny demands they

0:48:52.960 --> 0:48:55.480
<v Speaker 1>go back home to actually help Santa, and even though

0:48:55.560 --> 0:48:57.880
<v Speaker 1>Nick pretends it's a good idea, he swipes the gold

0:48:57.880 --> 0:49:00.239
<v Speaker 1>ball and stays at the mansion. Danny takes off the

0:49:00.280 --> 0:49:03.160
<v Speaker 1>sleigh and doesn't even say goodbye. Sanna and the Wrigley

0:49:03.200 --> 0:49:05.399
<v Speaker 1>siblings are on the couch back home, depressed, without any

0:49:05.480 --> 0:49:07.839
<v Speaker 1>idea how to fix things. Sanna doesn't even know how

0:49:07.840 --> 0:49:10.480
<v Speaker 1>he'll get home, and that's when they hear a crash outside.

0:49:10.600 --> 0:49:13.920
<v Speaker 1>Danny has returned. Caitlyn gets to work fixing the crash

0:49:13.920 --> 0:49:16.000
<v Speaker 1>sleigh because for some reason now Danny couldn't land it

0:49:16.000 --> 0:49:17.680
<v Speaker 1>when he could the first time. It doesn't make any

0:49:17.680 --> 0:49:20.520
<v Speaker 1>sense but anyway, but she's not sure what she can help.

0:49:20.560 --> 0:49:24.120
<v Speaker 1>In time, Danny apologizes to Santa he wasn't trying to

0:49:24.120 --> 0:49:26.080
<v Speaker 1>steal his sleigh, but Santa doesn't know what to believe.

0:49:26.440 --> 0:49:28.799
<v Speaker 1>Danny also tries to defend Nick, claiming he was just

0:49:28.840 --> 0:49:31.040
<v Speaker 1>in over his head, but Santa knows the truth. Nick

0:49:31.120 --> 0:49:34.120
<v Speaker 1>is a scammer and Danny has been scammed, and that's

0:49:34.120 --> 0:49:37.440
<v Speaker 1>when Caitlin finally admits defeat. The sleigh's hard drive is fried,

0:49:37.560 --> 0:49:40.719
<v Speaker 1>and although the computer store was open at eleven, it's

0:49:40.719 --> 0:49:43.600
<v Speaker 1>now closed at eleven forty on the other side of town.

0:49:43.680 --> 0:49:45.520
<v Speaker 1>Nick is waiting for the boss, coping with his actions.

0:49:45.680 --> 0:49:47.719
<v Speaker 1>He thinks Danny will forget all about this in a week,

0:49:47.920 --> 0:49:50.439
<v Speaker 1>especially when he sends him an expensive gift, but it's

0:49:50.480 --> 0:49:52.880
<v Speaker 1>obvious that this is affecting him, and that's when the

0:49:52.880 --> 0:49:55.399
<v Speaker 1>two nerds and Elliot from the beginning of the movie,

0:49:55.400 --> 0:49:57.880
<v Speaker 1>Remember them, Yeah, Well, they pull up. They're looking for

0:49:57.960 --> 0:50:02.279
<v Speaker 1>the tracked location of their scammer, Wrigley House. Nick, who

0:50:02.360 --> 0:50:04.960
<v Speaker 1>is still disguised as Santa, hides his face and lets

0:50:05.000 --> 0:50:07.480
<v Speaker 1>him drive off, but quickly realizes the kids are now

0:50:07.520 --> 0:50:10.560
<v Speaker 1>in danger. Then the bus arrives. Santa is having a

0:50:10.600 --> 0:50:13.000
<v Speaker 1>mental breakdown. It's the first Christmas he'll ever miss, and

0:50:13.040 --> 0:50:15.360
<v Speaker 1>now he's starting to spiral. Maybe he'll just retire to

0:50:15.400 --> 0:50:17.040
<v Speaker 1>Florida and work in his tan. This is where he

0:50:17.080 --> 0:50:21.879
<v Speaker 1>talks about Rudolph rubbing motion a little. He admits he's

0:50:22.000 --> 0:50:24.640
<v Speaker 1>just depressed. Everything has gone wrong. Oh god, I'm seeing

0:50:24.680 --> 0:50:29.040
<v Speaker 1>Rudolph in like a little like Italian kind of what

0:50:29.160 --> 0:50:32.319
<v Speaker 1>a little speedo kind of thing, and he's, oh my god, Yeah,

0:50:32.320 --> 0:50:37.239
<v Speaker 1>it's awful. It's awful. And I blame Mary, thank you,

0:50:37.400 --> 0:50:41.760
<v Speaker 1>it's not me, it's them. Yep, everything has gone wrong.

0:50:41.800 --> 0:50:43.960
<v Speaker 1>And then the Nerds pulling into the driveway looking for Nick.

0:50:44.400 --> 0:50:46.759
<v Speaker 1>Danny reveals he's not home, but the Nerds don't believe him.

0:50:46.800 --> 0:50:49.000
<v Speaker 1>They want in the house, and Thug Elliott is willing

0:50:49.000 --> 0:50:51.000
<v Speaker 1>to go through Santa to make it happen, so Santa

0:50:51.040 --> 0:50:54.919
<v Speaker 1>steps up, but guess who isn't ticklish? Elliot? Oh, this

0:50:55.000 --> 0:50:57.880
<v Speaker 1>is a problem, and just as Elliot starts cracking his knuckles,

0:50:57.920 --> 0:51:00.879
<v Speaker 1>they're interrupted by Uncle Nick. He's now returned, and though

0:51:00.920 --> 0:51:02.680
<v Speaker 1>he has very expensive items in his bag to pay

0:51:02.680 --> 0:51:04.600
<v Speaker 1>off the debt, he's not handing him over. The stuff

0:51:04.680 --> 0:51:07.719
<v Speaker 1>isn't his to give. Maybe he's learned something. He'll be

0:51:07.760 --> 0:51:10.600
<v Speaker 1>returning it all to their rightful owners, and so Elliot

0:51:10.600 --> 0:51:12.759
<v Speaker 1>slowly approaches for a butt kicking, but Nick is one

0:51:12.760 --> 0:51:14.640
<v Speaker 1>step ahead of him and uses the gold ball to

0:51:14.640 --> 0:51:17.319
<v Speaker 1>shrink him down to an action figure. I thought he

0:51:17.360 --> 0:51:18.920
<v Speaker 1>was the next step if it wasn't a dcom was

0:51:18.960 --> 0:51:20.279
<v Speaker 1>he was just gonna crush him under his foot like

0:51:20.280 --> 0:51:23.120
<v Speaker 1>a little aunt. But he didn't, and with the Golden

0:51:23.120 --> 0:51:25.400
<v Speaker 1>Ball's power exposed the nerds an Elliot, now back to

0:51:25.480 --> 0:51:28.280
<v Speaker 1>human size, leave in a hurry. Nick has saved everyone

0:51:28.280 --> 0:51:30.839
<v Speaker 1>and hugs the kids. Even Santa is impressed when Nick

0:51:30.880 --> 0:51:33.759
<v Speaker 1>gives him back the gold ball. Caitlyn is touched, but

0:51:33.920 --> 0:51:36.759
<v Speaker 1>this doesn't fix the sleigh. Peter said it like that again,

0:51:36.840 --> 0:51:39.480
<v Speaker 1>suggests they use Lappie, and though Nick is hesn't in

0:51:39.520 --> 0:51:42.239
<v Speaker 1>at first, he allows it and it works. SAA says

0:51:42.280 --> 0:51:44.480
<v Speaker 1>this is a great first step to rehabilitation for Nick

0:51:44.680 --> 0:51:47.200
<v Speaker 1>and will return all the stolen items for him. Santa

0:51:47.239 --> 0:51:49.920
<v Speaker 1>also makes the Wrigley family promise to keep all this

0:51:50.000 --> 0:51:52.399
<v Speaker 1>a secret, and he emits the whole knotty versus nice

0:51:52.400 --> 0:51:54.080
<v Speaker 1>thing might not be as black and white as he

0:51:54.120 --> 0:51:57.759
<v Speaker 1>first thought, and with that, Santa flies away. Later that night,

0:51:57.760 --> 0:52:00.520
<v Speaker 1>when the Wriggley's parents return home from crying the rain flu,

0:52:01.360 --> 0:52:04.080
<v Speaker 1>remember that Uncle Nick is asleep on the couch, and

0:52:04.160 --> 0:52:06.200
<v Speaker 1>John admits he may have been wrong about his brother

0:52:06.280 --> 0:52:09.080
<v Speaker 1>after all. He even calls the surprise visit his big

0:52:09.160 --> 0:52:12.280
<v Speaker 1>present this Christmas. The next morning, Uncle Nick is awoken

0:52:12.320 --> 0:52:14.040
<v Speaker 1>by the family rushing in to see their presence under

0:52:14.040 --> 0:52:16.440
<v Speaker 1>the tree. He seems to appreciate the love he's seeing,

0:52:16.880 --> 0:52:19.919
<v Speaker 1>and then Caitlyn finds a present for Uncle Nick. It's

0:52:20.560 --> 0:52:23.160
<v Speaker 1>the Jimmy Hendricks guitar he always wanted, and the card

0:52:23.200 --> 0:52:25.920
<v Speaker 1>reads to my favorite naughty boy, Sorry for the delay,

0:52:26.000 --> 0:52:30.000
<v Speaker 1>but better late than never, Love Santa. The family, completely

0:52:30.040 --> 0:52:32.640
<v Speaker 1>unaffected by a random gift being under the tree, encourages

0:52:32.719 --> 0:52:34.799
<v Speaker 1>him to play it, but Nick reveals he won't be

0:52:34.880 --> 0:52:36.600
<v Speaker 1>keeping it. He has to sell it off to pay

0:52:36.600 --> 0:52:39.160
<v Speaker 1>his debts, but Danny says, it's not like he's returning

0:52:39.200 --> 0:52:41.560
<v Speaker 1>it today. Just play it while he can, so Nick

0:52:41.560 --> 0:52:43.680
<v Speaker 1>puts it around his neck and begins the strum. He's

0:52:43.760 --> 0:52:45.680
<v Speaker 1>terrible and not of tune at first, but then turns

0:52:45.760 --> 0:52:49.800
<v Speaker 1>into Eddie van Halen with a superstar riff of jingle bells.

0:52:49.960 --> 0:52:53.160
<v Speaker 1>The family applause as Danny finally finishes that custom Christmas

0:52:53.160 --> 0:52:55.360
<v Speaker 1>poem from the start of the movie. The overall thesis

0:52:55.360 --> 0:52:57.440
<v Speaker 1>is to spend time with your family, whether you're naughty

0:52:57.520 --> 0:53:02.480
<v Speaker 1>or nice, and Merry Christmas everyone. And that's our movie.

0:53:02.840 --> 0:53:04.120
<v Speaker 1>Whow I still don't know if.

0:53:04.000 --> 0:53:04.480
<v Speaker 2>I like it or not.

0:53:04.480 --> 0:53:05.160
<v Speaker 1>I honestly don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, it's Wilfred Dell and Sabrina Bryan.

0:53:11.000 --> 0:53:14.040
<v Speaker 1>From the podcast Magical Rewind and we have a very

0:53:14.080 --> 0:53:17.000
<v Speaker 1>special guest on this week's episode. He's the mastermind behind

0:53:17.040 --> 0:53:20.799
<v Speaker 1>some of your favorite movies like Hocus Pocus, Newsy's The Descendants,

0:53:20.840 --> 0:53:23.759
<v Speaker 1>and of course High School Musical. Yes, it is the

0:53:23.800 --> 0:53:27.480
<v Speaker 1>one and only a living legend director Kenny or Tega.

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<v Speaker 2>We sit down with Kenny to talk about his incredible

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<v Speaker 2>career and the legacy he's created with his choreography and films.

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<v Speaker 1>You seriously will not want to miss this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to Magical Rewind on the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcasts,

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<v Speaker 2>or wherever you get your podcasts.

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<v Speaker 6>Hi, it's Jenny Garth, host of the I Choose Me podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>This week, I'm so excited to welcome my friend Gabrielle

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<v Speaker 6>carteris the Andrea Zuckerman from Beverly Hills nine o two

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<v Speaker 6>ONOH to the pod.

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<v Speaker 5>We're choosing to get real.

0:53:55.200 --> 0:53:58.040
<v Speaker 2>I applied to the networks about my age in contracts.

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<v Speaker 2>They never would have hired me if they had my age.

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<v Speaker 5>We're choosing to be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>She looked at me, and she said, this business is

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<v Speaker 2>about the mask, which you have.

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<v Speaker 5>Neither of, and we're choosing to get nostalgic.

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<v Speaker 6>Listen to I Choose Me on the iHeartRadio app, Apple

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<v Speaker 6>podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

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<v Speaker 1>Final reviews. Let's do some real reviews. Please, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I have the five stars. I'm very excited, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>by our old friend who named h This is a

0:54:27.200 --> 0:54:29.920
<v Speaker 1>great television film. I love the concept of Santa being

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<v Speaker 1>able to stop time, not only as a gimmick for

0:54:32.040 --> 0:54:33.880
<v Speaker 1>the plot, it's also the only thing that could explain

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<v Speaker 1>how Santa does everything he does in just one night,

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<v Speaker 1>and it would explain why nobody sees him. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it, That's how he does it. Thank you movie

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<v Speaker 1>five stars. He's not wrong or not is not wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>It's great.

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<v Speaker 1>He got Sabrina, I got.

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<v Speaker 2>The one star. And this might be one of my

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<v Speaker 2>favorite names user names of that we've had one star

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<v Speaker 2>review by you talking to Me three forty five.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good this movie, but the whole Disney company to

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<v Speaker 2>shame Santa is very soft, dull and stupid. Also, you

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<v Speaker 2>may notice when the people are frozen, you can see

0:55:15.680 --> 0:55:16.240
<v Speaker 2>them shaking.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>A few bucks could edit that you're talking to me

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<v Speaker 2>three forty five is not wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>It is not right.

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<v Speaker 2>You could it didn't make sense. Well did they do that?

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<v Speaker 1>It didn't. And now we are approaching Sabrina's favorite part

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<v Speaker 1>of the program.

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<v Speaker 2>That is, of course it's actually starting to because I

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<v Speaker 2>say it, because I'm getting better and better.

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<v Speaker 1>You're loving it. We've got I wonder what our record

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<v Speaker 1>is at this point, but you've been killing it lately.

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<v Speaker 1>But this one is called poetry in motion pictures. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>on Wordswas the Night is a rare movie that was

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<v Speaker 1>based on a poem, but it's not the only one.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll be given a movie title and we'll have to

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<v Speaker 1>guess what was based on a poem or not. You

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<v Speaker 1>got a fifty to fifty shot here in three out

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<v Speaker 1>of five wins?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Number one? Was Little Women a poem or not? Sabrina, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>is it a poem? I thought it's just a book.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it was a book, but did the book

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<v Speaker 2>start with the poem? Who are we playing with?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>That's why it's a good question. Who's with us today?

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<v Speaker 2>You got producer MICHAELA Hey, he's good luck.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, here we go. I think Little Women's just

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<v Speaker 1>a book. I don't think it's a poem.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, I don't know poem.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say book.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a poem, damn right.

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<v Speaker 1>Number two Brave Heart, which is one of the funniest

0:56:31.760 --> 0:56:34.000
<v Speaker 1>movies to watch because I love it so much, but

0:56:34.719 --> 0:56:37.960
<v Speaker 1>it's one after another of just horrible problems in the movie.

0:56:38.000 --> 0:56:39.719
<v Speaker 1>My new favorite one that I just bought it is

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<v Speaker 1>there in the scene in the woods and they're all

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<v Speaker 1>from Scotland in the thirteen hundreds and literally in the

0:56:46.960 --> 0:56:49.120
<v Speaker 1>background with all the actors. Just a dude in a

0:56:49.160 --> 0:56:52.200
<v Speaker 1>baseball hat just walked by, like somebody from the crew.

0:56:52.239 --> 0:56:54.640
<v Speaker 1>It's great. Oh you see airplanes in it. There's it's

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<v Speaker 1>just are you serious? It is considered the most historically

0:56:58.960 --> 0:57:01.000
<v Speaker 1>inaccurate film of all time, like to the point where

0:57:01.120 --> 0:57:04.759
<v Speaker 1>kilts weren't even a thing at that point in Scotland. Oh,

0:57:04.760 --> 0:57:07.720
<v Speaker 1>it's great, it's great. But yeah, no, they're wonderful. But anyway,

0:57:07.760 --> 0:57:11.839
<v Speaker 1>Braveheart based on a poem. I think it is a poem.

0:57:11.840 --> 0:57:14.280
<v Speaker 1>I think it's about William Wallace.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it is will is correct, it is a poem.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Uh. Number three over here dangerous Liaisons.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, poem.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a book.

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<v Speaker 2>It is not a poem.

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<v Speaker 1>You are for three.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't even win at this point.

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<v Speaker 1>Number four Troy poem or not a poem?

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely a poem.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a poem. It's based on the Iliad by Homer.

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<v Speaker 2>Correct.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Number five Mulan Oh I won, by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>for the record, But yu was mulan a poem or

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<v Speaker 1>not a poem?

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<v Speaker 2>I could see it being a poem because.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think it's a Yes, you.

0:58:05.880 --> 0:58:10.360
<v Speaker 2>Guys are corrected to I went five for five. You

0:58:10.600 --> 0:58:11.480
<v Speaker 2>did well.

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<v Speaker 1>Myself on the back. Can we do a Sabrina C's please.

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<v Speaker 2>We can. I'm gonna start off with this one, and

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<v Speaker 2>I feel kind of bad about it. This isn't necessarily

0:58:28.080 --> 0:58:33.560
<v Speaker 2>a dig on like the acting. But we really didn't

0:58:33.720 --> 0:58:34.600
<v Speaker 2>talk about Peter.

0:58:35.040 --> 0:58:36.120
<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I didn't want to.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna talk about the acting. What I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>say is I wish that they had actually it felt

0:58:45.840 --> 0:58:50.840
<v Speaker 2>it felt a lot like Ocus Focus, where we talked

0:58:50.880 --> 0:58:54.160
<v Speaker 2>about the word the voice coming out of the actor

0:58:54.320 --> 0:58:57.760
<v Speaker 2>is not the this is I felt the same situation.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish because I did like his character. I wish

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<v Speaker 2>they actually cast somebody who was very young, like younger,

0:59:07.240 --> 0:59:11.440
<v Speaker 2>because he was playing, Yeah, he was playing it's so young,

0:59:11.880 --> 0:59:14.000
<v Speaker 2>you know. He was like the way he was like

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<v Speaker 2>using his words and stuff felt like a little little kid.

0:59:17.520 --> 0:59:19.000
<v Speaker 1>Do you think that was an act or do you

0:59:19.040 --> 0:59:21.800
<v Speaker 1>think that was him? I think that was him because

0:59:22.000 --> 0:59:24.400
<v Speaker 1>that was an act. If that was an act, then

0:59:24.480 --> 0:59:25.280
<v Speaker 1>he's a genius.

0:59:25.600 --> 0:59:28.920
<v Speaker 2>I thought he that's that was an act. I really

0:59:28.960 --> 0:59:33.200
<v Speaker 2>I was saying, if they or regardless, if they liked

0:59:33.240 --> 0:59:36.680
<v Speaker 2>how young his voice sounds, which would have been fine

0:59:37.040 --> 0:59:40.360
<v Speaker 2>had he been younger to me, and so he threw

0:59:40.440 --> 0:59:43.040
<v Speaker 2>me anytime he had a part in the movie kind

0:59:43.040 --> 0:59:46.480
<v Speaker 2>of threw me off that I started to kind of go, yeah,

0:59:46.520 --> 0:59:47.640
<v Speaker 2>it just didn't make sense.

0:59:47.680 --> 0:59:49.959
<v Speaker 1>It also, I think being next to the other kids

0:59:49.960 --> 0:59:53.280
<v Speaker 1>who were so good, so good. I mean, Josh was great.

0:59:53.320 --> 0:59:55.760
<v Speaker 1>But again I can't get over the girl who I

0:59:55.760 --> 0:59:57.720
<v Speaker 1>gotta find her name, the girl who played Caitlyn, because

0:59:57.960 --> 1:00:00.360
<v Speaker 1>I kept going back to her, like, man, she's she's

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<v Speaker 1>damn good.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was crazy for me that she wasn't all

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<v Speaker 2>over the channel. She was like a pure yep, perfect

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<v Speaker 2>Disney kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Brenda Great. By the way, it's her name, Brenda Great, Brenda.

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<v Speaker 2>Great, I be she was that she had done more

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<v Speaker 2>stuff on the channel.

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<v Speaker 1>She's known for Twas the Night as Caitlin, and she

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<v Speaker 1>was in Tarzan two.

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<v Speaker 2>Ask oh, okay, and that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think so yeah, But she was Disney. Yeah, she

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<v Speaker 1>was a Disney kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Moving on, that velcro wallet got me. Did you have

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<v Speaker 2>one of those?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? I don't even remember.

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<v Speaker 2>I had so many of them. I loved those things.

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<v Speaker 2>Those velcro Well, there was nothing better than the feel

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<v Speaker 2>and the sound of a velcro wallet before you pulled

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<v Speaker 2>out your cash, you had it.

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<v Speaker 1>Susan. Susan does not allow Velcrow anywhere in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>She thinks it's a cheat. So velcrow shoes or velcro.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, no, no, we don't. We don't do velcro

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<v Speaker 1>in this house. No, Belcrow.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's an interesting thing. I might need to I

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<v Speaker 2>might need to dive into her psyche, Like I have

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<v Speaker 2>to ask you about this because, by the way, I

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<v Speaker 2>live with Belcrow. With my kids, I'm not tying their shoes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, She's like, you're going to learn that. She's

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<v Speaker 1>like kids, She's like, that's a cheat. You're gonna learn

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<v Speaker 1>to tie your shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not for them. It's not for them. It's for me.

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<v Speaker 2>For them, but those there's no there's no way for

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<v Speaker 2>me to even double knot that. Ledger can't undo like

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<v Speaker 2>he is, so he'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Hole or whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 2>He'll sit there in his car seat and just get

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<v Speaker 2>it until he finally gets that thing out. Anyway, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Lappy killed me. That name of his computer killed me.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I felt like it was like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>it gave.

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<v Speaker 1>Me the I know what you mean. It's it's such

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<v Speaker 1>a it's such a basic trope. Yes, where it's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>this is my favorite shoe shoey Like it's like, you know, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's I get it. Like they should have named it

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<v Speaker 1>something else, like chuck something so weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but Laughy was like I don't know it just

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<v Speaker 2>I yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, I love the little Easter egg of

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<v Speaker 2>Splash Mountain, like this is its Splash Mountain.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't you hear that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he mentioned it at some point when they're in

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<v Speaker 2>the sleigh. Then the next thing happens, which was so weird.

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<v Speaker 2>The soup in the hands when he's got like the

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<v Speaker 2>dinner and he's holding it in his hands while there,

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<v Speaker 2>and then the sleigh starts free falling.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, where does it go?

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<v Speaker 2>Because he's holding on for dear life and then he

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<v Speaker 2>picked it back up. I thought you were you would

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<v Speaker 2>like fully be annoyed with that because it was like

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<v Speaker 2>you can't lose it, or you lose it forever and

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<v Speaker 2>it's gone.

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<v Speaker 1>It was weird, you know, it was weird.

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<v Speaker 2>And then though second to last thing is okay, I

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<v Speaker 2>thought you were gonna say this too. The last time

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<v Speaker 2>the like villain nerves right, see him go, he's in

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<v Speaker 2>a Santa suit at a bus stop and he jumps

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<v Speaker 2>on the bus. That's the last time they see him.

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<v Speaker 2>Then the next time they see him, he's at a

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<v Speaker 2>bus stop in a Santa suit. How were they not, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't they know he's somewhere around just the one,

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<v Speaker 1>the one villain was supposed to have seen him in

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<v Speaker 1>the Santa suit, but he didn't see him get on

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<v Speaker 1>the bus. I don't think. I think that's how they

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<v Speaker 1>were trying to shoot it. Okay, yeah, I think that

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<v Speaker 1>that was Like, no, no, I get it. It's still

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<v Speaker 1>the last thing.

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<v Speaker 2>What was with all the knuckle cracking at this movie?

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<v Speaker 1>There was a lot of knuckle cracked, because that's how

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<v Speaker 1>you show you're a bad guy.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you show you're a bad guy? And I've

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<v Speaker 2>never understood that. Why your knuckles tough? No, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>crack at all, No, not at all. She also his

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<v Speaker 2>little sister cracks her knuckles when she's getting serious about yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Because that's like the whole that's like the that's like

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<v Speaker 1>the I'm prepared, Yes, there you go. I'm either going

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<v Speaker 1>to beat you up arms.

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<v Speaker 2>God, there was just so much, too much anyway, that's

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<v Speaker 2>it for Sabrina.

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<v Speaker 1>Says, well, thank you, and now it's time to rate

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<v Speaker 1>our film. God, I don't even know I'm gonna rate

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<v Speaker 1>this movie. I don't know. I still don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>I think. But anyway, let's do one to ten. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's make five the middle they there, you go, like,

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<v Speaker 1>we can do one to ten bomb Uncle Nick's Sweety Decom,

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<v Speaker 1>Little Brothers. One to ten, Santa's taking a dump, don't

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<v Speaker 1>pick that one. One to ten Reindeer Flues, Gray Killer Bees,

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<v Speaker 1>Santa Gang Fights, one to ten twenty four hour computer

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<v Speaker 1>shops except for the one hour that they needed to

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<v Speaker 1>be open when it wasn't one of ten Hogwart homes

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<v Speaker 1>or one out of ten Vanderlip Diamonds. What do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Reindeer flu We gotta do it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gotta be gotta be I think first last time.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm okay to go first this time. So, like I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I was so in. I love Christmas movies. I loved

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<v Speaker 2>the creativity of something that I've never seen done before,

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<v Speaker 2>as far as explaining how Santa actually can fly around

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<v Speaker 2>the world and get all of the kids their presence

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<v Speaker 2>for Christmas within such a short period. I loved that,

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<v Speaker 2>and then it again, like I said, it kind of

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<v Speaker 2>just plataued, And I feel like for me it plataued

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<v Speaker 2>around the time we saw the Gangsters and the low Ride.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just kind of like weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, now the choices are feeling weird. And then for

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<v Speaker 2>sure at the end, just the he comes back. I

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<v Speaker 2>guess I was like looking for like some fist throwing

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<v Speaker 2>or something. I don't know, like there was like nothing

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<v Speaker 2>really like that about how the movie ended for me.

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<v Speaker 2>And then really, oh, that was one of this. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't write it down. The guitar playing at the end weird.

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<v Speaker 2>It I found it weird. I don't know if well.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, I wanted to ask you, did you

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<v Speaker 2>feel like it was good guitar playing? Like does he

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<v Speaker 2>know how to play? Is that a thing like he's

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<v Speaker 2>a guitar guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I guess able to do that. But it didn't

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<v Speaker 1>look good. The fake guitar playing didn't look good. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a very odd choice.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I meant like that's what I was saying. Was

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<v Speaker 2>it good? Did it look good? I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>it goes bike. I don't know what good guitar playing

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<v Speaker 2>looks like or not.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't, Well, you do you do know that the

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<v Speaker 1>one we saw in poof points point that was bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Guitar, I was I could tell that that was bad.

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<v Speaker 2>This I felt.

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<v Speaker 1>I bought it. It just seemed weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I said, like the end of the movie was

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<v Speaker 2>just kind of like but it started off so strong.

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<v Speaker 2>So and because I feel like the actors they really

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<v Speaker 2>did drive it for a lot of it. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>just sit on a six point five reindeer flues. It

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<v Speaker 2>was not a great movie. It wasn't a terrible movie.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just kind of like right in the middle.

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<v Speaker 1>For me. I think I'm gonna be kind of right

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<v Speaker 1>there with you. I agree with everything he said. I

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<v Speaker 1>love I mean love Brian Cranston. Love some of the

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<v Speaker 1>lore they added to Santa Claus, to the character. I

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<v Speaker 1>was cool. I do like cause again, if he hung

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<v Speaker 1>out with them all night long, essentially Santa's there for

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<v Speaker 1>like four or five hours, right and can still get

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<v Speaker 1>everybody in the world their gifts right near to me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so I didn't. I mean, I guess he has to

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<v Speaker 1>freeze time. I don't know, the not not actually freezing

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<v Speaker 1>the frame and everybody like shaky is just a strange choice.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a crazy choice.

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<v Speaker 1>There was no real resolution. The movie just kind of ends.

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<v Speaker 1>Any Maybe I won't steal anymore. Yeah, I'm gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>a little lower than you, but not much. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>give this a six Reindeer Flues. I just I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I still don't know if I might have hated this movie.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you hated it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think. Again, I can't had this been anyone

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<v Speaker 1>but Brian Cranston, this is what I would have been.

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<v Speaker 1>This would have been at four or three. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>Brian Cranston. So it's like, I'm gonna I'm gonna give

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<v Speaker 1>three spots just because it's Brian Cranston. And again, the

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<v Speaker 1>other kids weren't bad. Josh was not bad, Josh was good.

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<v Speaker 1>The sister was great. Yeah, it was it just the

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<v Speaker 1>story at times didn't make a whole lot of sense.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's Christmas, so six and a six point five

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<v Speaker 1>are pretty fair. Yeah. Uh, And now we get to

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<v Speaker 1>announce our next movie, which I'm very very excited about

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<v Speaker 1>because it brings us somewhere we very rarely go, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's current day. We're gonna be watching, so our producers

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<v Speaker 1>can't stand these people. They hate they hate this trio.

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<v Speaker 1>They hate this trio like you have never heard. But

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna be watching. I'm lying.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, the west one has literally known this

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<v Speaker 2>trio since the beginning of their careers, and the other

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<v Speaker 2>would do anything in the world to marry any one

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<v Speaker 2>of them even matter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, by the way, we got I'm guessing this is

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<v Speaker 1>MICHAELA who wrote pick Double Teamed over this movie. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, so would I? Oh, double better than this? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>they even know what I rated Double Team. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know what. I don't even remember what I read

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<v Speaker 1>it too. No, I didn't give it a two, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was I Yes, this movie Double Teams was better

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<v Speaker 1>than this movie. But it's Brian Cranston. Put Brian Cranston

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<v Speaker 1>in Double Teamed. Oh my god, forget it. If he's

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<v Speaker 1>both twins, he's both twins. Forget it? Best movie ever? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but back to the movie. Yes, it's the twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five holiday release, a very Jonas Christmas movie. This just

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<v Speaker 1>dropped on Disney Plus and marks the return of Nick,

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<v Speaker 1>Joe and Kevin to the original Disney movie. And it's

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<v Speaker 1>got a bigger budget than we're used to. That is

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<v Speaker 1>for darn sure. So go watch it and follow La

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<v Speaker 1>la La La La. Come back next week and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>find out what we thought. But first we've got a

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<v Speaker 1>pretty cool park Opper episode which we teased, and by teased,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean told you exactly who's coming on. We interviewed

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<v Speaker 1>the first Jesse Pinkman of Twas the Night. It's Josh

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<v Speaker 1>Zuckerman aka Danny Wrigley. We talked all about his time

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<v Speaker 1>working alongside Brian Cranston and helping to save Christmas. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>get a little preview of what you're in for. Brian

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<v Speaker 1>christ was probably already cast, okay, and so probably said

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<v Speaker 1>that I didn't meet, but I didn't meet anyone. It

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't like I did a chemistry read or anything. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pretty positive I meant everyone. And yeah, we definitely filmed

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<v Speaker 1>in Toronto and probably had a table readed and that's

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<v Speaker 1>where I met everyone, and including Yeah, you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>may have auditioned with Nick Castle though. He was super

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<v Speaker 1>cool and it was a lot of fun to talking

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<v Speaker 1>him and we got to talk about so many of

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<v Speaker 1>his projects. Oh my god, you you won't be a Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely shocked to go on IMDb. This guy, he's been

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<v Speaker 1>in freaking everything. It's really amazing. But yes, that's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be available on our dedicated feed this week. So all

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks everybody, goodbye bye