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Speaker 1: listening to the voice, Come on dig me now, one

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Speaker 1: and only Steve Harvey got a radio show. Man, oh man,

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Speaker 1: oh man. You know what y'all? I mean, Really, the

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Speaker 1: goodness of God is overwhelming if you think about it,

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Speaker 1: I mean really really think about it, even when your

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Speaker 1: goodness is actually overwhelming, because don't forget why you're going

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Speaker 1: through this moment. First of all, this too shall pass.

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Speaker 1: But also secondly, remember man, ain't everything else that you've

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Speaker 1: gone through that seems so insurmountable at the time, didn't

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Speaker 1: who won't let it go. That's really all it is.

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Speaker 1: of them. Oh please, No, I've been guilty of it

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Speaker 1: It's like driving a car. If you keep looking only

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Speaker 1: been the same since he cheated on me. Oh man,

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Speaker 1: that when you have relationship God with God, you can

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Speaker 1: things that God, God does the impossible all the time.

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Speaker 1: But it's the trick of the enemy. The enemy tricks

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Speaker 1: God looking for you, Man, God would love to hear

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Speaker 1: the world. This is it. Ladies and gentlemen, this is

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Speaker 1: the baddest and I do mean the baddest morning show

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Speaker 1: but argon does not change the facts. Simply put, this is,

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Speaker 1: as stated, the by none greatest morning show on Earth

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Speaker 1: to date. I have heard, we have heard in other

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Speaker 1: it's spokes. We are the real deal. Championship Championship champip. No,

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Speaker 1: don't say it, Champ it say it Championship Hip, Championship, No,

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Speaker 1: no emphasis, No, it's just one two together, Championship team,

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Speaker 1: Championship team one. But guess what, guys, we would be

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Speaker 1: nothing without our fearless lead. Yeah, champim Okay, what about

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Speaker 1: CHAMPI champ chap here, okay, cocare go play a trap?

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, Champ Your champ in the world coming to me.

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Speaker 1: Don't take nights with the champ damn it, do it

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Speaker 1: because I got the movie. Not even doing attitude because

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Speaker 1: damn it, do it? What are you doing? I think

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Speaker 1: Steve is better than you in movies? The word the worst?

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Speaker 1: You got any movie trivia from me? Right? Quick? Timmy

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Speaker 1: moving trivia, moving trivia. Let's see. Uh okay, I got

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Speaker 1: seen none of them. He likes to give it. Give no.

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Speaker 1: He got that. You got to have vision Wizard of Oz. No,

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Speaker 1: I I can't believe. No, I can't believe. I don't

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Speaker 1: even know this one? You never seen? Will it? Dynamite?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? Oh my god? More famous lines

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Speaker 1: than that. You're listening right now. It's time for the

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Speaker 1: nephew to run that prank back Christmas decorations running kid loo,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to read cecil. Yeah, this cecil's going on. Hey,

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Speaker 1: this manny Man, I live like about four five streets

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Speaker 1: over from you, this manny, How you doing, brother? I'm

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Speaker 1: doing good? Man? How you doing? I'm good? Hey? Uh

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Speaker 1: I see you. You You got your Christmas lights up right?

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Speaker 1: You know? Yeah? I got him up. I got my

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Speaker 1: whole of them. Many things set up. Man, it's just

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Speaker 1: looking rid. Okay, let me let me ask you something. Man.

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Speaker 1: The theme you got in your yard? Where you get

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Speaker 1: that idea from? What do you mean where I get

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Speaker 1: them from? The idea? Like you got a snow man,

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Speaker 1: lost what you're talking about. Man, You ask me where

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Speaker 1: I got a team from? I mean you try to

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Speaker 1: imply from him. I'm I'm asking you a question. Where

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Speaker 1: I made up Jesus, Jesus and the man you know

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Speaker 1: that represents Chrystals. Man, you go with a team that's

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Speaker 1: Chrystmas base man, and that's that's Chrystmas base Jesus. There Chrystmas,

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Speaker 1: Jesus and just in Jerusalem, and Beth Lamb and hey,

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Speaker 1: what's what's going on? Man? I? Who are you? Where

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Speaker 1: you get my number from? Any I'm I'm I'm manning. Man,

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Speaker 1: new official el shop. Crocs and Gators to be the

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Speaker 1: new el shoe. Do the Elves I'm doing complain? You

423
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Speaker 1: don't act like you ain't with them. You're trying to

424
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Speaker 1: add a complaint. I don't like you. Ain't everyone two

425
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Speaker 1: elves and pilgrims have the same shoe. Do you know

426
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Speaker 1: that I'm not I'm not. Well, let's quit playing this.

427
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:06,760
Speaker 1: Ain't next complaint we the elves. They're not like elves

428
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 1: shirts and pants. There ain't got no damn pockets. And

429
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Speaker 1: we want to start using fanny pack stuff. So when

430
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:21,240
Speaker 1: we go outside to take our smoke break, we'll have

431
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Speaker 1: our stuff with it. Next complaint. We the elves understand

432
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Speaker 1: that we on the north pole, but some of the

433
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 1: younger elves wants to cut back on the heat being

434
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: so high all the time in the workshop. The older

435
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:51,520
Speaker 1: elves is fine, but youngs, we swear people. We the

436
00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:55,879
Speaker 1: elves would like to assign ten elves each year to

437
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 1: ride around with Santa, because we think it's unfair that

438
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,719
Speaker 1: we make our lead down toys and we don't ever

439
00:28:01,800 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 1: get fat ass just be packing up the sled with

440
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: the rain. Dude, damn it, we made the toy us

441
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: a couple more quickly. We the els. We still love

442
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 1: miss Claus and we know she's very nice and she's

443
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:22,400
Speaker 1: never too busy to being down and give us a hook.

444
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 1: But we still would like to know exactly what do

445
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:33,000
Speaker 1: she do up here? The cooks, the cooks for everybody.

446
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 1: We ain't had nothing from her. We gotta Keela at last,

447
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 1: were not LEAs we the ales support the me too

448
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 1: movement that's real strong up here, and some of the

449
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 1: female ales are requesting that Santa refrain from saying ho

450
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 1: ho ho ho. And on that note, we're gonna go down.

451
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Step Morning Show, Well, guys, tis

452
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: the season for partying. You know, there's all kind of

453
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,880
Speaker 1: holida kinds of holiday parties going on. However, the guys

454
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 1: are here to warm up your holiday drunk rules. You

455
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 1: know they're gonna warm you up with that. Okay, are

456
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: you ready? Man? Are you ready? Come on? Come on coming, junior.

457
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: I won't read one off. And what I need y'all

458
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:29,720
Speaker 1: to do is demonstrate that type of drunk I'm talking

459
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Speaker 1: about the first The woe is me crying drunk. Anybody

460
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 1: who won't it? Take it? The woe crying drunk? Every

461
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: time I come over here, y'all act like y'all me. Yeah,

462
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: I'm coming every year, way and any way, don't you coming?

463
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 1: And you'll never have me. I ain't coming next year.

464
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 1: I don't like y'all know how a right easy? Listen

465
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Speaker 1: to me? You ain't we cry now? Man is not

466
00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: your father. I didn't want to tell you that what

467
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: you fought, and I figured you are a note on

468
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: your next one. Here we gonna see you got it?

469
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:39,959
Speaker 1: Here we go the start of fight, drunk talk trash.

470
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: Oh that's a big one, big one. Yeah you got it? Yeah?

471
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:52,320
Speaker 1: What wh who got you? Why? I got to open

472
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: my gear first. I was first. Yeah, I'm not opening

473
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Speaker 1: my I give for first for this year first flashhear,

474
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: I was the first. I want to be the first

475
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Speaker 1: this year. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what.

476
00:31:13,320 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: Get your hand off your box. Back that box, because

477
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 1: I don't know I can bush you on your eysquater dot,

478
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 1: I don't you can ask give you for christ Look,

479
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: I don't care if just for the Christmas they were

480
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:44,680
Speaker 1: they were fighting the major what they don't never made

481
00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 1: no sense? All right, here we gonna get it for you.

482
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 1: This is doing this doing the international drunk. There we go,

483
00:31:55,120 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 1: give me that one, give me that, Come on next?

484
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:09,560
Speaker 1: What next? We listen when when Quinny when the stars

485
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:14,480
Speaker 1: is lining up in the sky for the galaxy and

486
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:21,640
Speaker 1: then universe is spitting around, that's Yallo Leo Ya Leo

487
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:29,200
Speaker 1: said that, and then you Usophagle and Neil was and

488
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: then that's Quinn. The teacher had asked me that you

489
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:38,560
Speaker 1: know what's for Shakespeare? And I said, to be listen

490
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: to me. He is too not to be ever the question.

491
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:53,560
Speaker 1: I know what for me? Then now you know what? Alright,

492
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 1: alright to come to Jesus drunk. Come on, let me

493
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: head Father God, having in having we having this prayer,

494
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 1: knowing that you is or the King of the kings,

495
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Speaker 1: and that when get you coming back one day, and

496
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: now I'm gonna be ready, and because when you did

497
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Speaker 1: I say he would, he would coming back. When when

498
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 1: Jesus is coming back, I'm gonna be ready because I'm

499
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 1: gonna be right and I ain't gonna know her because

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Speaker 1: the Bible says in u ecle basket clebastic in the

501
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Speaker 1: fourteen and two, that's what it says. That's what it says.

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Speaker 1: And you better know that we're looking at me, because

503
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: the Bible says to look at the others, and you

504
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: would have him looking at you. We're not fitting me

505
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 1: because we Christians in here show ass off for me.

506
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: You know, we were sitting up and then you know,

507
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 1: oh oh you lost your train. That's what they do

508
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:26,440
Speaker 1: what they do. Waiting minute, Wait a minute, hold on,

509
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:34,320
Speaker 1: damn you get your talking. Don't batch my back. You

510
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:42,879
Speaker 1: know more. When I'm playing go here and the Lord

511
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:48,440
Speaker 1: forgive agnes, I think I beat on myself drunk. Come on,

512
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 1: you gotta do it. You know what I'm at that

513
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 1: very moment, who did wasted all little lemonade on me

514
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 1: see your holiday drunk scenarios from the one at all

515
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Speaker 1: good job outstanding, All right, coming up, that's warm. Sure, yeah,

516
00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 1: that's why. For sure, Thank you you're listening Stry Morning Show.

517
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Speaker 1: All right, Tommy come on, introduced Shirt President, CEO of

518
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: Team Tommy, please so we can look into his mind.

519
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 1: Come on here, baby, let's go deep. Everybody, buckle up,

520
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 1: whole tight. We're going deep, deep into the mind of

521
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: an extraordinary mind. Hold on tight. I have no idea

522
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 1: how far we're gonna go in this mind. If we're

523
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 1: gonna go shallow, if you're gonna go deep, hold on tight.

524
00:35:45,200 --> 00:35:47,280
Speaker 1: You need to seep belt no matter what, ladies and gentlemen,

525
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 1: the mind of Jay Anthony Brown. What I'd like to

526
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 1: introduce right now is my very first Christmas CD. You

527
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: can go to Amazon, you can go to all the

528
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:01,359
Speaker 1: streaming platforms. Just said. It's got five songs and send us.

529
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 1: Got a wishless sound uh sound this Christmas without you

530
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:08,359
Speaker 1: side peace sound out there all there. But right now,

531
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Speaker 1: I like to introduce a song that I did. And

532
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 1: I try to write songs for people who are not

533
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:17,360
Speaker 1: so jolly. You know, the jolly has their own They

534
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:20,479
Speaker 1: got their own thing. I'm I'm I'm not going after

535
00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: the jolly. I let let the jolly be jolly. I

536
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 1: don't go up to these people. Whenever I write a song,

537
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,839
Speaker 1: I know that I'm speaking to somebody like this song

538
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:35,280
Speaker 1: right here, hit it. No, no, no, all of them around.

539
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 1: We're doing that this year. Check this out, this study

540
00:36:43,520 --> 00:36:48,360
Speaker 1: hit the spot book. Christmas bitter. Been a bad week

541
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 1: in the new year. Don't be pressing. Can't another warring

542
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 1: teene or the dune will be locking me? Keep back

543
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:04,160
Speaker 1: to my Please go that hole being manny, get that.

544
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 1: I don't like getting men anyway. I'm gonna block you

545
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:14,920
Speaker 1: from my phone without with them beat gone. I don't

546
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:20,080
Speaker 1: care what you do. I didn't want to stand small

547
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 1: without you. That's right without you. Let me get a

548
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: lot of gifts. Give me that much in them anyway

549
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:30,360
Speaker 1: to box just too damn small pig, A raggedy treat

550
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 1: I am I kissing ane of the missile tone, I

551
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: am about kissing another missile. Note Bye, oh Andy, don't

552
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:45,200
Speaker 1: slow my door. Yeah, you're riding in the car with

553
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 1: that person right now. You can't make eye contact. You

554
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: want to enjoy this song? Fun some time later on,

555
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 1: when you can sing it to yourself, you really want

556
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: them gone. Everybody with somebody right now, don't want to

557
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 1: be with that person come Christmas. That's what this song is.

558
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 1: I'm saying. It's a lot of that. I've been hearing

559
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 1: about a lot, a lot of that. I've heard none

560
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 1: of that. It's buying you a funk gift, cause that

561
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 1: you're looking at me, going, what the hell are you

562
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: smiling about? What's so damn funny? I've heard none of this.

563
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: Where who's talking about this? It's trendy. It's trendy. All

564
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:33,120
Speaker 1: right now I'm depressed. You're listening to show. All right.

565
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 1: We promised to talk about holiday traditions, especially Christmas traditions,

566
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Speaker 1: and while time honored holiday traditions are important, they've also

567
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:44,360
Speaker 1: evolved over the generations. Now. This is according to a survey,

568
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: family activities and writing to Santa are still among the

569
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:53,399
Speaker 1: most popular holiday traditions. That is interesting, even though because

570
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: I've never written to Santa. Even though we live in

571
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,040
Speaker 1: a tech savvy world, three out of four parents say

572
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: their children still handwrite letters to Santa, as opposed to

573
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:08,760
Speaker 1: a more modern approach like email and really and what's

574
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: the most popular family activity in twenty seventeen. This year, well,

575
00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 1: according to most households, it's decorating the Christmas tree as

576
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: a family. Now that I like, I can I can

577
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:22,759
Speaker 1: relate to that. Do we do that? Yeah? Uh so

578
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 1: let's so, Steve, we got to start with you here.

579
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Speaker 1: What are what are the family traditions that your family

580
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:31,399
Speaker 1: keeps that you definitely First of all, let me get

581
00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:42,919
Speaker 1: this straight, Boodlem. Your grandson Ale, Noah and Rose grandchildren.

582
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 1: I'm not telling you that Santa Claus's coming down the chimney. Okay, hey,

583
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 1: Mom and Daddy Mike. But if they come over Papaul's house,

584
00:39:55,760 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: Papa bought all this, Okay, they needs to. Let's be

585
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: straight about that tree down here, y'all. Papa paid for

586
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:07,959
Speaker 1: all the tree, okay, all the little finger as snow.

587
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:11,520
Speaker 1: I bought all that in hire. I had that tree

588
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 1: in the in the in the in the foyer that

589
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 1: Papa bought that. So that's a new tradition really, because

590
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,920
Speaker 1: you weren't you brought up with thinking Santa Claus did

591
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 1: it for a while when you were a little Yeah, yeah,

592
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,759
Speaker 1: so you're usually as young as your grandchildren are. Yeah,

593
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 1: well you know my kids take their kids to see

594
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 1: Santa Claus. Yeah, they're thinking it's a Senaca. I'm just

595
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 1: telling don't bring them over here. You gotta so real

596
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 1: with it right now. Well, no, a Papa house. All

597
00:40:41,080 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 1: is paid for by the big ball hard as you

598
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 1: work you want through credit. Yeah, the white man didn't

599
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,239
Speaker 1: bought nothing up in here. The ball head black man

600
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,400
Speaker 1: that's in that office down there at the front of

601
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,839
Speaker 1: you're going that dad, Senate clause a matter of fact,

602
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 1: don't bring him up when you're coming here because he

603
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: had nothing to do. Ain't on this side of gate.

604
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:05,399
Speaker 1: Santa Claus ain't had damn thing. Okay. So that's one.

605
00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 1: That's one. That's that you burst wide open. Okay. Secondly, huh,

606
00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 1: if you tap up your toy on Christmas, you get

607
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: your ass on Chris what man? That it's a tradition,

608
00:41:22,880 --> 00:41:29,399
Speaker 1: that tradition, many rations. Man. How I hadn't lay away

609
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,839
Speaker 1: and you just saything broke it. It ain't even floked

610
00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:36,879
Speaker 1: at it. Yeah, opened it at five and it's broken. Man.

611
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:45,560
Speaker 1: I had a nephew named Pogo. All Pogo did every

612
00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:49,799
Speaker 1: toy he got, he took it apart. Wow. But then

613
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 1: you know what he put it all back together. That's

614
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:55,840
Speaker 1: all he wanted to bring. Well, yeah, that's like girls

615
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 1: we used to take our doll's clothes off here mckinnic, right,

616
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 1: that's what he's a mechanic right now because see, yeah,

617
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 1: so that was some good. But did he get in

618
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 1: trouble for doing it when he was a kid? Dog?

619
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:13,320
Speaker 1: Because if my daddy saw the tard toe up, but

620
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,359
Speaker 1: he would asked after the second year, is that poy

621
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:22,359
Speaker 1: gonna put him back? Yeah? Oh, he wasn't too mad,

622
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: all right? What else? So? So, no Santa, but whippings

623
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: if you broke your toys? What else? Uh? These are

624
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 1: some traditions, Steve. I want to hear some of junior stuff.

625
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,839
Speaker 1: I know it sounds like he got his but up.

626
00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:43,799
Speaker 1: Oh man. Absolutely. One tradition was you're going to bed

627
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 1: at seven on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, Christmas Eve. Oh.

628
00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:51,560
Speaker 1: I could never sleep on Christmas Eve. I could never

629
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:56,399
Speaker 1: do that because Santa was come. But Santa don't show

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Speaker 1: up to the man in the morning. We gotta go

631
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Speaker 1: back to bed nine. Why I think nine? We're running

632
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 1: late at y'all go back and then go back to

633
00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:14,359
Speaker 1: beach name. He ain't made it here yet y'all going

634
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: there to go back to? Yeah, I'm next nephews praying

635
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:24,239
Speaker 1: phone call right after this. I'm drinking all night. You're

636
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: listening Steve Harvey Morning Show coming up at the top

637
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,800
Speaker 1: of the hour, guys, well about four minutes after anyway,

638
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 1: it's today's Strawberry Letters. Subject listen. If you lost your underwear,

639
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:39,879
Speaker 1: please call me? That is the sub. If you lost

640
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 1: your underwear, please call me. But I've been there, Nay,

641
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 1: But did you want to say that though? Right now?

642
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: What happened? But have you ever came home though with

643
00:43:55,880 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 1: just one league in your draw? Piled up? Zimple? You

644
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 1: didn't know how to explain you just got one? And

645
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:12,399
Speaker 1: why you got pennies in your pocket? See you right?

646
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,320
Speaker 1: All right? Right now, the nephew is here with the

647
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 1: prank phone call for today. Let's go. Now what you got?

648
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: We got a problem in this relationship that I'm about

649
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:26,000
Speaker 1: to run Shirley. Oh yeah, yeah, that's a major problem

650
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 1: and it happens a lot in some relationships, especially before marriage.

651
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 1: The ring, Oh, the ring, like like the movie The Rain,

652
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: the Horrible. Yeah, that's how he's saying of the rings.

653
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:48,200
Speaker 1: The Rain. I was looking for that rain. Yeah where

654
00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 1: all right? Here is the rain that rang run a

655
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 1: cat dog. Let's go. Hello, hello, I'm trying to reach

656
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:03,440
Speaker 1: a uh Denise please, yes, this is she, Hi Denise.

657
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:06,560
Speaker 1: My name is Gavin. I'm actually the head jeweler here Diamonds.

658
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 1: Know how you doing? I'm good? You brought your ring

659
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: in what was it last week? I actually wasn't here,

660
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:14,560
Speaker 1: but you gave it to one of my salespersons, and

661
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 1: yes you wanted to get it resized as well as

662
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 1: as get it a praise. Correct, yes, yes, yes, and

663
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 1: you don't have to tell him to be a bit

664
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:28,120
Speaker 1: on my own. Okay, wow, okay, listen, I actually do

665
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 1: the resize of the ring. And first of all, let

666
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:33,839
Speaker 1: me be the first to say, um, congratulations, when when

667
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,120
Speaker 1: is your wedding? Thank you? I'm getting married and stuff

668
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 1: coming there. Well, congratulations to thank you. Listen. I don't

669
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 1: know how to tell you this now. As far as

670
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: the appraiser list concern, I've looked at your ring over

671
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:49,280
Speaker 1: and over and this this ring is probably worth maybe

672
00:45:50,200 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: fifty dollars. Excuse me, I've I've been I've been in

673
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,440
Speaker 1: this business for over twenty years. But you know what

674
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 1: I'm confused on what you just said. And I understand

675
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:01,400
Speaker 1: that what I'm trying to is that I've been in

676
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: this business for for twenty years. I've seen so many

677
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 1: different pieces of jewelry and this is something that you

678
00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:10,440
Speaker 1: that you buy late night on an infomercial for nineteen

679
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 1: ninety nine. This is a Cubic Declonian stone and the

680
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 1: gold is not real at all. It's like, wait, you wait,

681
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 1: you lost me. You lost me as much money as

682
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,760
Speaker 1: my friend make and as much money as my father

683
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,399
Speaker 1: is putting down on his wedding or has put down.

684
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: And you're gonna understand everything you're saying. But Denise, honestly

685
00:46:30,239 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 1: don't know. What I need you to do is hold on.

686
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: Wait wait. I need you to hold on because we

687
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 1: need to convict us. Wait wait man. First of all,

688
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 1: I can't wait wait wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on

689
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: because we're trying to do you wait wait wait what

690
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 1: are you trying to what you're trying to do? Sir?

691
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:53,239
Speaker 1: I need I need you to repeat what you just

692
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: said to me. Okay, I need little of personal stuff man,

693
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 1: you oh you hit it. It's personal. Now. I need

694
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 1: you to hold on. Okay, Oh, she calling her man Okay,

695
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 1: thank thank Hello, Victim, I can listen to this jeweler

696
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 1: that's on the front. I want you to hit it.

697
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: But he just told me, what's what's the problem? What

698
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 1: you mean, what's the problem. He's gonna tell you what

699
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,759
Speaker 1: the problem is. Gonna hit on, sir, gonna hit on.

700
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,600
Speaker 1: Who Hello, Yeah, who's this all right? My name is Gavin.

701
00:47:22,640 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: I'm from Diamonds. And actually your wife, I mean where

702
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 1: your fiance rather, she brought her ring in to actually

703
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:32,800
Speaker 1: be resized. Yeah, and we we also did an appraisal

704
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:36,480
Speaker 1: on the ring for her, and actually the ring is

705
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 1: estimated to be only, in the word of around fifty dollars.

706
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:47,360
Speaker 1: Fifty dollars fifty that's what the man said, sir. Obviously

707
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 1: there's some sort of mistakes, sir. Yeah, what you got

708
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 1: to say about that fifty dollars? That's that's got to

709
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,839
Speaker 1: be some kind of mistakes. And what'd you say your

710
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: name was, sir? My name is Gavin. I work here

711
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,200
Speaker 1: at Diamonds. I'm the head jeweler here. I've been here

712
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: for twenty years. And there's there's no way that that

713
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 1: ring is worth fifty dollars. I know what I paid

714
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 1: for it. So obviously there's some sort of mistake it.

715
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,719
Speaker 1: There's not a mistake. I've been dealing with jury. I've

716
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 1: seen it. I couldn't pretty much look at a ring,

717
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: but I actually went into detail on this one, as

718
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 1: I do all of them. And so I promise you

719
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 1: this is probably maybe between forty and fifty dollars for

720
00:48:21,719 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 1: his workers. Now absolutely not. That's that's impossible. How is

721
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:27,960
Speaker 1: that impossible? He's a jeweler. You heard him say, he's

722
00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: been doing it for twenty he's the highest. That impossible.

723
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 1: I don't understand all the money that my dad is

724
00:48:33,120 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: putting down on this wedding, and you're gonna pay fifty

725
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 1: dollars you bought a cheap ring? No, no, no, I

726
00:48:39,239 --> 00:48:41,840
Speaker 1: did not buy a team. This is this is this

727
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 1: is obviously some kind of mistake. You didn't got it?

728
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 1: You show got that right, You show got that right.

729
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: So what you got to say for yourself fifty dollar this?

730
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 1: You can't I believe that that's right, That this is

731
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 1: obviously some kind of mistakes. Oh, it is a mistake.

732
00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 1: I'm mistake and thinking I'm gonna get marriage to the

733
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 1: man of my dream. I do have the engage a

734
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 1: ring that was purchased and bought for your wife. No,

735
00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,320
Speaker 1: I don't think you I would think you do. I

736
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 1: don't think you have my ring, because if you have

737
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 1: my ring, you wouldn't be telling me this is worth

738
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:11,319
Speaker 1: fifty dollars. I have the ring that your wife, your

739
00:49:11,360 --> 00:49:14,680
Speaker 1: fiance brought his wife. Yet hold on, hold on, the

740
00:49:14,760 --> 00:49:16,919
Speaker 1: man trying to explain. I'm trying to get to the bot. Okay,

741
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:20,320
Speaker 1: thank you, So you have I don't think you have

742
00:49:20,400 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 1: the right ring. I have the right ring. And what

743
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:25,080
Speaker 1: I'm letting you know, sir, is that this is something

744
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 1: you buy on an infomercial in the two ocock the dude.

745
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:32,960
Speaker 1: You know I ain't bottle damn ring on infomercial. I

746
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 1: bought the ring from a reputable establishment. I have the receipt,

747
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:40,200
Speaker 1: I have the certificate. So obviously the mistake is on

748
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 1: your and where you're mistake is not here. So you

749
00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 1: bought a piece of jump. He's been doing it all

750
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: these years. How hell he's gonna make a mistake. You

751
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,239
Speaker 1: come off telling me I bought a piece of jump.

752
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,319
Speaker 1: I know what I bought. If there's any mistakes that's

753
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 1: been made, it's on your end world. It's not on

754
00:49:55,160 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 1: my end. Yeah, don't you want things that my dad

755
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 1: is paying too much money for this wedding? So your

756
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: doll's gonna pay fifty dollars dollars? You wait till I

757
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,560
Speaker 1: tell him this? Chill. Hold on. First of all, I

758
00:50:09,600 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 1: don't appreciate I want to tell you this. This is

759
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 1: a typical case of you trying to put it off

760
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,759
Speaker 1: for us because you bought the PIF for fifty bucks.

761
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,800
Speaker 1: The money did you make? And I get fifty dollars

762
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 1: worth of a ring? Then he's hold on, let me

763
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 1: talk to this. Where are you going gets? I never

764
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:29,320
Speaker 1: heard of it. So your wife knows exactly where this.

765
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 1: She's the one that brought the ring. I tell you what,

766
00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come down there to see the ring that

767
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:35,880
Speaker 1: you're talking about. If it's not the ring that I

768
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,520
Speaker 1: gave my girl, I'm gonna take seventy six hundred dollars

769
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:42,560
Speaker 1: out of your because that's so. Now you want to

770
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: jump on me because you bought your wife a piece.

771
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,000
Speaker 1: Come on, and you want to put it on me.

772
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: You you don't tell me what the I'm know what

773
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 1: the I spin on the ring and you I don't

774
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:53,799
Speaker 1: kind of trying to pull first of all, I don't

775
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:55,800
Speaker 1: appreciate you coming in my household trying to mess my

776
00:50:56,200 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: and you want to come to me with this one.

777
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 1: I know the ring's gotta be real. Know that if

778
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:02,760
Speaker 1: I were you, miss de Niece, I would not marry

779
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 1: somebody that's gonna be I'm coming there, I'm looking for

780
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 1: your pocket and you know what, you don't get the

781
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,440
Speaker 1: ring A right, man, you're gonna go at it? Can

782
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 1: I say one more thing to both of you? Are better?

783
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 1: I tell you what if they did? I want to

784
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 1: hear me and you're gonna have some more problems. This

785
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 1: is nephew telling me from the Steve Harvey Morning Show,

786
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:28,760
Speaker 1: y'all just got planked by the niece's sister that that's

787
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: why she ain't got no man to be Wow. That's wow.

788
00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,080
Speaker 1: That's how cool? Time are you about to start me? Wow?

789
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 1: I think I'm sorry, baby, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I

790
00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:48,320
Speaker 1: would make its ring. I gotta ask y'all something, what

791
00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:52,959
Speaker 1: is the baddest radio show in the wow but Steve

792
00:51:53,120 --> 00:52:01,800
Speaker 1: Harvey The Morning Now? Wow? Ring? Baby is always about

793
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 1: the ring? The ring is important, Yes, it is important.

794
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,800
Speaker 1: Many what do you come up with this? That d

795
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 1: left side of the brain backcona right there, left side

796
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 1: of the brain back ConA all less West, Your easiness

797
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 1: is right up in the front, bright, Why about back

798
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 1: somewhere like you got to get it right here? Thank you,

799
00:52:30,719 --> 00:52:35,359
Speaker 1: lest side of the brain tell you it's right there,

800
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,279
Speaker 1: all right? Think enough, you're coming up next. It is

801
00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 1: a Strawberry letter. Subject if you lost your underwear, please

802
00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 1: call me. We'll get into it right after this. You're

803
00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 1: listening Steve Morning Show. Well, it's time now, guys for

804
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 1: today's Strawberry Letter. If you need advice on relationships, on dating, work, sex, parenting,

805
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:58,120
Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey

806
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:02,319
Speaker 1: f M and submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading

807
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 1: your letter on the air live, just like we're about

808
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,399
Speaker 1: to do this one. And this one is crazy. Let's

809
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,799
Speaker 1: go now, let's get to crazy. Buckle up and hold

810
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:11,279
Speaker 1: on tight. We got it for you here. It is

811
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:16,320
Speaker 1: straw very letter, all right. Subject if you lost your underwear,

812
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:21,360
Speaker 1: please call me. Dere's Stephen Shirley. Here we go. I

813
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: am a married man that drives part time as a

814
00:53:23,760 --> 00:53:27,400
Speaker 1: lift flash uber driver for extra income for my No

815
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:33,200
Speaker 1: you ain't, no, no, you ain't both now wait minute, Yeah,

816
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 1: that's what you can do. Well, He's both okay, there,

817
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:43,719
Speaker 1: you can do anyway. He's he part time drives for

818
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:46,800
Speaker 1: Lift and Uber for extra income for his family. So

819
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:48,920
Speaker 1: last week he got him late. I get Uber and

820
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 1: I don't like my drive, and I call Lifting. Hear

821
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,359
Speaker 1: his ass come back around the corner one on both

822
00:53:54,360 --> 00:53:56,760
Speaker 1: would you get Let me get through this letter, honey,

823
00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:00,280
Speaker 1: all right? Last week I got home late one evening

824
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:03,200
Speaker 1: after working my part time job, and I decided to

825
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 1: take my wife and two year old out to dinner.

826
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 1: As my wife was securing our child in the car seat,

827
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:14,760
Speaker 1: she yelled out, what the heck is this? I immediately,

828
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:18,239
Speaker 1: what the hell is this? That's what it says. I

829
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: immediately turned around in my seat and I see my

830
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:25,640
Speaker 1: wife pinching a huge pair of ladies panties by the corners.

831
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 1: Not only were there some random panties on my back seat,

832
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:32,880
Speaker 1: there were several sizes larger than what my wife wears.

833
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:36,520
Speaker 1: My wife was yelling and screaming, accusing me of messing

834
00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:38,719
Speaker 1: around with the big girl in the back seat of

835
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:41,879
Speaker 1: our car. First off, let me say that I don't

836
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:45,399
Speaker 1: have anything against full figured women, but that's not my thing.

837
00:54:45,719 --> 00:54:48,800
Speaker 1: And secondly, by the size of those panties, there is

838
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 1: no way I could have been getting it on in

839
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 1: the back seat of my compact car with a girl

840
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:57,880
Speaker 1: that size. My wife refuses to believe that a random

841
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:02,360
Speaker 1: overlift passenger would mistake can leave her panties behind in

842
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 1: my car. And now, whenever I'm out working as a driver,

843
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:11,280
Speaker 1: my wife keeps close tabs on me and it's wearing

844
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:14,240
Speaker 1: me down. If there is a big girl missing some panties,

845
00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:17,080
Speaker 1: please come forth so my wife can get off my back.

846
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:19,239
Speaker 1: What should I do? How can I get my wife

847
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: to chill? Please help? Well, first of all, if someone

848
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:24,879
Speaker 1: left their panties in your back seat, they're not gonna

849
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:28,760
Speaker 1: call you. They're not gonna do any of that, especially

850
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:31,600
Speaker 1: you know, to get you out of trouble. If anything,

851
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,319
Speaker 1: they left them to get you in some trouble, all right,

852
00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 1: but not to get you out of trouble. And how

853
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 1: do you get your wife to chill? Well, that's a

854
00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:41,840
Speaker 1: big one. Please help, you say, I just gotta ask you,

855
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:43,919
Speaker 1: are you for real with this letter? I can't even

856
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:46,760
Speaker 1: believe that this really happened. And as a wife myself,

857
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,920
Speaker 1: do you honestly know how hard this is for a

858
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 1: wife to believe she finds some panties on your back seat. Yeah,

859
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:56,279
Speaker 1: she's going to react just like your wife did, Just

860
00:55:56,560 --> 00:55:59,400
Speaker 1: like your wife did, yelling, screaming, going in all of

861
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:03,359
Speaker 1: that holler and everything. Forget taking them out to dinner

862
00:56:03,400 --> 00:56:05,640
Speaker 1: because she's probably not gonna want to go now, she's

863
00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 1: so mad Penny's in the back seat. It's just too

864
00:56:09,280 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 1: hard to believe. You know. It's just wrong on so

865
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:17,359
Speaker 1: many levels. So from now on you have to check

866
00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,239
Speaker 1: your seat every time a passenger gets out. That's for

867
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,800
Speaker 1: the future, but you're in it now. You're gonna have

868
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:25,960
Speaker 1: to bank on every good and wonderful thing you've ever

869
00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 1: ever done for your wife as a husband. I mean,

870
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,920
Speaker 1: you know, the fact that you're a good dad. You've

871
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 1: got to win her over again. You've got to make

872
00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:37,800
Speaker 1: her believe that you're telling the truth. How are you

873
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:41,440
Speaker 1: gonna do that, I don't know, But she has to

874
00:56:41,560 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 1: know that there's some good in you, or else she

875
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:46,000
Speaker 1: wouldn't still be married to you, and and you wouldn't

876
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,760
Speaker 1: be you know, you got to tell her, for instance,

877
00:56:47,800 --> 00:56:50,400
Speaker 1: and remind her that she's that you're a good man.

878
00:56:50,480 --> 00:56:52,799
Speaker 1: That she's married to a good man. You're holding down

879
00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:55,440
Speaker 1: two jobs, all right, so you can take care of

880
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:58,680
Speaker 1: your wife and child. You're making time for them even

881
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,960
Speaker 1: after your job. You're taking them out to dinner, not

882
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:04,359
Speaker 1: just your wife but your child. You're a family man.

883
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 1: You gotta remind her of all that stuff. And hopefully

884
00:57:07,640 --> 00:57:11,840
Speaker 1: maybe I don't know, that'll explain away or when some

885
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:14,560
Speaker 1: of the trust back for those big panties that were

886
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 1: left in your back seat. But good luck, though, good luck,

887
00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:19,520
Speaker 1: because I don't know. It's gonna take a lot. It's

888
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: gonna take a lot. This is hard, and this is

889
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:25,000
Speaker 1: not even your fault. You're a victim of circumstance. Here.

890
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 1: I feel for you, my brother, Steve. I don't know

891
00:57:27,640 --> 00:57:31,240
Speaker 1: how to approach this letter. Pole guy left uber driver

892
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:34,960
Speaker 1: trying to hustle up extra money for his family, got

893
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: in late one evening from your job, and you're gonna

894
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 1: take your wife and your two and you're old out

895
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:42,200
Speaker 1: to dinner. And your wife is back there putting the

896
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 1: baby in the car seat. She shared, what the hell

897
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 1: is this? Yeah, and what happened? I immediately turned around

898
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:52,480
Speaker 1: in my seat and see my wife hinching a huge

899
00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:57,560
Speaker 1: pa A lady's pennies by the corners, not only wearing

900
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:01,240
Speaker 1: some random panties in my back seat, they were several

901
00:58:01,400 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 1: sizes larger than what my wife were. All right, now

902
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:10,600
Speaker 1: we got a problem. So now she's accusing you were

903
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:14,120
Speaker 1: messing around with somebody in the back seat. Now he

904
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 1: wants to clarify that he don't have nothing against four

905
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:19,240
Speaker 1: figured women, but that's not my thing. And secondly, by

906
00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:21,160
Speaker 1: the size of them draws, there's no way I could

907
00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 1: have been getting it on in the back seat of

908
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 1: a compact car with a girl on that side. Let's

909
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:28,040
Speaker 1: talk about the draws for a minute, because this could

910
00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:31,360
Speaker 1: be out. See, the thing that got you in, it's

911
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 1: the same thing that can get you out. See, you

912
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 1: let her bring a false accusation against you that you

913
00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:42,400
Speaker 1: had something to do with them draws. Now they were

914
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:46,240
Speaker 1: draws when she was picking them up, But when you

915
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:51,200
Speaker 1: turned around, your identification of them could have been anything

916
00:58:51,400 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 1: but draws. And had you went with what it looked

917
00:58:55,040 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 1: like as opposed to what they was, you could have

918
00:58:57,520 --> 00:59:00,840
Speaker 1: got your ass out this situation earlier. Then patties. That's

919
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:04,760
Speaker 1: a car cover. Yes, you know what I'm saying. Baby,

920
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 1: They mate, they made patties I took your kids camping.

921
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:10,760
Speaker 1: That's a pen. See what I'm saying. You got to

922
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,720
Speaker 1: throw them off because if day that big, you got

923
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,680
Speaker 1: to go with that. That's not baby. You don't see,

924
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:19,560
Speaker 1: you don't recognize them. That's how confident you got to

925
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:22,200
Speaker 1: come up with real big stuff because you need a minute.

926
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:25,080
Speaker 1: King Kong jumped in the car and tried to hijack

927
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 1: you while you was driving, and King Kong had on

928
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:31,120
Speaker 1: drawls and when he jumped out the car dammage, his

929
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 1: draws got caught on the seatbelt. All right, Look, we're

930
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:36,440
Speaker 1: gonna have part two of Steve's response coming up at

931
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour, and hopefully that that's all

932
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 1: we got. You're listening, all right, Steve, Let's recap the

933
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:52,400
Speaker 1: letters subject if you lost your underwear, please call me? Yeah,

934
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 1: his second party, which is really nothing we could do

935
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:01,040
Speaker 1: about this letter? You do? You got this big girl

936
01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:02,840
Speaker 1: been in the back seat and it wasn't your not

937
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 1: believe you do too. I really believe you, but she don't.

938
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,960
Speaker 1: And your problem ain't us though. See we believe you.

939
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:12,760
Speaker 1: Every man believe you. Hell yeah, but you in here,

940
01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:15,200
Speaker 1: you know you got to come up with something else. Man, yeah,

941
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:18,760
Speaker 1: because this ain't working. I believe him. I don't know

942
01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 1: if if if I were his wife, Let's just go

943
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,880
Speaker 1: with something. You know, Hey, look you a uber driver.

944
01:00:24,760 --> 01:00:27,520
Speaker 1: You went on the call. It was her cousin. You

945
01:00:27,640 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 1: know how big your cousin is. And she set in

946
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 1: the back seat just talking that. I heard a town

947
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:37,000
Speaker 1: when she got out, and next thing I know, you're

948
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 1: pulling her draws out and asked your cousin. I remember

949
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,520
Speaker 1: fabric for a suit I'm getting made. Get out of

950
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 1: it and all that is. Baby, you've got to be

951
01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:50,000
Speaker 1: something big. That's a comfort that I'm getting. Madd I'm pleased.

952
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 1: Actually my draw to be Yeah, this a reenask me

953
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:58,880
Speaker 1: with everyone. Yeah, everybody get in on this seat, everybody,

954
01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,880
Speaker 1: because every man know how to cover that everything that is.

955
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:07,040
Speaker 1: This is my mama's draw. Gird them curtains for the house.

956
01:01:07,080 --> 01:01:11,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get them made in the like stop oh

957
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 1: that table clothes. Girls, man about speak crazy the ridiculousness

958
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:22,400
Speaker 1: of it all. Put that down. That's my that's my

959
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:26,920
Speaker 1: car cover with I park. I'm having the house humilgated.

960
01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:35,320
Speaker 1: They're gonna cover the whole house. There ain't no draw.

961
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:37,640
Speaker 1: Put that down, you don't see that. That's a rug

962
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 1: that lea that down. That's a runner. I was gonna

963
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:45,120
Speaker 1: put that in the hardway with a bathroom manhoh Man's baby,

964
01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:50,120
Speaker 1: no float man. Great you you didn't spoil it. Now

965
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:51,920
Speaker 1: we was going on the picnic. We're gonna sit on

966
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 1: that now you didn't. You didn't found that so much

967
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,840
Speaker 1: for surprising you what you're digging all down and them

968
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,240
Speaker 1: cracks for now you don't pulled up. Oh now, you

969
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 1: pull the carpet up out the trunk, dug down in

970
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:17,280
Speaker 1: that damn fault. None of these are working. They sound good.

971
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:24,040
Speaker 1: I know every man, every man right, every man within

972
01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 1: the sound of our voices. Right now, baby baby, there

973
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:33,720
Speaker 1: ain't no draws. That's my niece's jumper. Put that back, girl,

974
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:40,680
Speaker 1: that's a hammock for the backyard role play, baby roll.

975
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:44,320
Speaker 1: I'm putting them on for you. Will you take them

976
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:47,800
Speaker 1: and cover the baby sits? You strapping to me? They

977
01:02:47,880 --> 01:02:51,880
Speaker 1: main draws. That's a role Put that down, girl. We're

978
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:53,800
Speaker 1: gonna put that cross the back yard so we can't

979
01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:59,240
Speaker 1: see the neighbor. When heck like that with it. It's

980
01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:04,920
Speaker 1: a stick back because he go with the kite. Hanny

981
01:03:05,000 --> 01:03:11,160
Speaker 1: kites limp in the basement. No, stop acting like that,

982
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:17,920
Speaker 1: Just quit it silly, say so he can't just let

983
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:22,640
Speaker 1: him sit back there. I can't buy you nothing without

984
01:03:22,680 --> 01:03:31,520
Speaker 1: you spalling it all. Yeah, cut them up and make napkins.

985
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:41,440
Speaker 1: Now stop it, napkin baby, cut these off. Faked we

986
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:45,440
Speaker 1: was that was the winning select damage the choir robes,

987
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 1: that's all it is. That's the fabric fo that's the

988
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:54,520
Speaker 1: one we penny robes, baby, panny robes. Baby? Why is

989
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:57,120
Speaker 1: you tripping? That is the backdrop for my canvas. I'm

990
01:03:57,160 --> 01:04:04,280
Speaker 1: painting on them. Okay, Oh you don't want to go

991
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:11,640
Speaker 1: win sailing? Okay. I try to introduce you to do things,

992
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:16,480
Speaker 1: now you don't want them. Okay, so you don't want

993
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:19,720
Speaker 1: to try nothing? Weak? Oh so all in parachute lessons

994
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:25,080
Speaker 1: for nothing. That back window is broke. That's why them

995
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:28,840
Speaker 1: drawls was there. They was covering up that. Yeah, baby,

996
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:30,600
Speaker 1: why would you hear people say put some drawls on

997
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:36,600
Speaker 1: that window where I came from? Put some draw that window?

998
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:41,640
Speaker 1: Come out? Didn't you tell me you want to go

999
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:49,080
Speaker 1: sky davin? So now we ain't GOINGRD. I like it

1000
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:53,040
Speaker 1: like I'm making a hot air balloon. That looked like

1001
01:04:53,280 --> 01:04:58,720
Speaker 1: underwear and stop not stopping silly. Cain't do nothing for you.

1002
01:05:03,160 --> 01:05:06,400
Speaker 1: Our son wanted to be a superhero. He panting. Man,

1003
01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:14,920
Speaker 1: I'm trying to work on the board cape. Maybe put

1004
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:17,680
Speaker 1: the board cape together. I want to be fanning man.

1005
01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:25,520
Speaker 1: Here a call to save the Really, guys, really, we're

1006
01:05:25,560 --> 01:05:28,160
Speaker 1: gonna watch the movie in the backyard. And but now

1007
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:33,240
Speaker 1: it's done. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it now, Steve,

1008
01:05:33,320 --> 01:05:37,960
Speaker 1: you're awfully quiet. I know what I mean. I'm done.

1009
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:45,440
Speaker 1: An I ain't got no more winding fabric. Now you

1010
01:05:45,560 --> 01:05:52,600
Speaker 1: wasn't happy, okay? Pressure to save it was a Christening outfit? Anything,

1011
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 1: all right, listen, we gotta get out of here, you

1012
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:59,480
Speaker 1: crazy guys. You can ask, Okay, come on, hurry up,

1013
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:09,800
Speaker 1: Pani baby, that's wrapping paper. You're listening, all right, So

1014
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:14,720
Speaker 1: our resident poets, Oh yeah, Junior in the building, Yeah

1015
01:06:15,080 --> 01:06:22,200
Speaker 1: right now? Oh yeah, who's Christmas time? Baby? Christmas time?

1016
01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:24,920
Speaker 1: And it's a time that a lot of people breaking up,

1017
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,440
Speaker 1: but they really don't know how to say it to

1018
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:29,520
Speaker 1: the other person. So I thought we might want this

1019
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:32,520
Speaker 1: fan in poem. It's the best way to do it.

1020
01:06:32,800 --> 01:06:35,000
Speaker 1: Just say it in poem. He ain't go one right

1021
01:06:35,040 --> 01:06:37,280
Speaker 1: here time he's all Christmas break up poem. That's all

1022
01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:43,520
Speaker 1: it is. Here we go mistletoe. Mistletoe is what we

1023
01:06:43,640 --> 01:06:47,480
Speaker 1: wants kiss become this Christmas. These lips you gonna miss,

1024
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:53,720
Speaker 1: and that ain't all merry Christmas. Wow, that's how you

1025
01:06:54,200 --> 01:06:55,880
Speaker 1: up right, that's it. He ain't got to waste a

1026
01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:58,240
Speaker 1: lot of times. He ain't gotta waste a lot of time.

1027
01:06:59,120 --> 01:07:02,840
Speaker 1: This saying just missing toad. Missing toad is where we

1028
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:06,240
Speaker 1: once kissed, become this Christmas. These lits you go miss

1029
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:13,880
Speaker 1: and then ain't all merry Christmas? Getting better? Yeah, somebody

1030
01:07:13,960 --> 01:07:18,720
Speaker 1: down he got another one time he got another one. Frosty, frosty,

1031
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:22,040
Speaker 1: like your attitude has been but when you try your

1032
01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:24,960
Speaker 1: key to night, it won't let you win Merry Christmas,

1033
01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:33,920
Speaker 1: very Christmas with you. Yeah, you're getting better relationships. It's

1034
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:36,440
Speaker 1: like we got time to argue all night long. No, no,

1035
01:07:36,720 --> 01:07:39,880
Speaker 1: just say this. The relationship is over because you've been

1036
01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:43,240
Speaker 1: messing with my wied. You even smoked three bridges off

1037
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:48,080
Speaker 1: my Christmas tree. You got to go marry Christmas smoke

1038
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:50,680
Speaker 1: the tree. Yeah, y'all ask how you put down there

1039
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:53,960
Speaker 1: and smoked three bridges off the tree. No, we don't

1040
01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:56,800
Speaker 1: need I like this this. This would hit me about

1041
01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:58,680
Speaker 1: one thirty in the morning. It's about one third in

1042
01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:03,880
Speaker 1: the morning. Came to me. You haul may Flower or

1043
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,880
Speaker 1: even two guys and a truck. Their numbers are on

1044
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:09,440
Speaker 1: the counter, and I wish you good luck. Marry Christmas.

1045
01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:17,479
Speaker 1: That's my favorite. May Christmas. Just wants you to know,

1046
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:20,839
Speaker 1: how about you to get for you haul may Flower

1047
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:23,720
Speaker 1: or even two guys in the truck. Their numbers are

1048
01:08:23,720 --> 01:08:29,400
Speaker 1: on the counter, and I wish you good luck. Marry Christmas. Yeah,

1049
01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:35,880
Speaker 1: I think I might do that shirt just a break

1050
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,320
Speaker 1: up Christmas call. I like them. Okay, here we go,

1051
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:43,640
Speaker 1: all right, twas the night before Christmas. Please try to

1052
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:46,479
Speaker 1: be gone because I'm getting my life together and I'm

1053
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:51,680
Speaker 1: moving on. Babu bye, Merry Christmas. I got hit it

1054
01:08:51,720 --> 01:08:56,800
Speaker 1: with the Marry Christmas. That Marry Christmas. It's not real. Yeah,

1055
01:08:57,200 --> 01:09:00,280
Speaker 1: he gonna lance when I wrote this, h ad the

1056
01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:04,120
Speaker 1: gingerbread man to the gingerbread lady. This relationship is over

1057
01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:08,400
Speaker 1: because you've been asked shady ho ho home, Merry Christmas. Steady,

1058
01:09:13,120 --> 01:09:15,240
Speaker 1: that's not you break up. We're not using a lot

1059
01:09:15,280 --> 01:09:24,639
Speaker 1: of words pressed yea thank you. You're listening to all right, guys,

1060
01:09:24,880 --> 01:09:30,600
Speaker 1: As promised, the ignorance continues. Time now for comedy Roulette.

1061
01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:33,200
Speaker 1: Jay just set it up just a little bit so well.

1062
01:09:33,240 --> 01:09:35,439
Speaker 1: You know it's a new you have never heard it before.

1063
01:09:35,479 --> 01:09:37,400
Speaker 1: You take for a subjects. You put the subjects on

1064
01:09:37,600 --> 01:09:40,600
Speaker 1: a spinning wheel, spin it around, wed stop at we

1065
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:42,720
Speaker 1: will do the damn thing all right here. It is

1066
01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:46,679
Speaker 1: things you will hear from people trying to get on zoom. Okay,

1067
01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:52,960
Speaker 1: I like that. That's my mom used to leave sweet

1068
01:09:52,960 --> 01:09:56,839
Speaker 1: potato pie. This is foods people leave for Santa Claus

1069
01:10:00,040 --> 01:10:03,080
Speaker 1: doing fat all right. And the last the last one

1070
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:07,479
Speaker 1: is something and else might complain about something, and else

1071
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:11,080
Speaker 1: might complain about all right. I like it all right,

1072
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:18,639
Speaker 1: spot spot around time it's been the wheel, something the zoo,

1073
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:26,360
Speaker 1: and my mom says, tato pie my face. Oh okay,

1074
01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:29,120
Speaker 1: it said, didn't stop on that when it stopped doing something,

1075
01:10:29,200 --> 01:10:33,160
Speaker 1: and else might complain about all right. Come on you

1076
01:10:35,439 --> 01:10:37,600
Speaker 1: right away and look at Sam. I can't I let

1077
01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:41,000
Speaker 1: you look at it. We need new uniforms now. All

1078
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:43,880
Speaker 1: the other companies are going straight T shirts and pants.

1079
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:46,800
Speaker 1: We got on vest, we got these these little show

1080
01:10:46,960 --> 01:10:50,719
Speaker 1: has pants. Man these hats. Why can't we go straight

1081
01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:52,640
Speaker 1: to T shirts and pants? That's what we need to

1082
01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:55,960
Speaker 1: do on a T shirt and pants? All right, that's

1083
01:10:56,000 --> 01:11:01,639
Speaker 1: what opened complaining something that else Michael about. Hey, hey

1084
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:07,040
Speaker 1: tell them raind It ain't that damn special. They ain't

1085
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:18,120
Speaker 1: gonna rain. Hey, listen, listen, something that else might complain about. Listen, Sun,

1086
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:21,360
Speaker 1: these tarlets is way too high. I can't pee up there.

1087
01:11:21,479 --> 01:11:24,280
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't. I can't get it up there.

1088
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:27,320
Speaker 1: I can't. Okay, so you're slipping file. It's because you

1089
01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:29,880
Speaker 1: gotta bring us one down here. We need a lord

1090
01:11:31,040 --> 01:11:34,240
Speaker 1: coming to roulette something and elf might complain about it.

1091
01:11:35,320 --> 01:11:37,320
Speaker 1: I don't know how to tell you. Somebody should tell

1092
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:40,320
Speaker 1: you way before I got here. But d damn wooden tarles,

1093
01:11:40,360 --> 01:11:55,599
Speaker 1: we're still making ain't nobody ain't really good? Something? Something

1094
01:11:55,680 --> 01:11:58,720
Speaker 1: that else might complain about it. Look, Robert, the whole

1095
01:11:58,760 --> 01:12:01,400
Speaker 1: time we've been here, this clause, don't do a damn thing.

1096
01:12:01,479 --> 01:12:12,200
Speaker 1: Have you know what I'm saying, she's the delegator hating elf. Hey,

1097
01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:15,200
Speaker 1: you know what something that else might complain about? Listen

1098
01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:17,000
Speaker 1: saying I gotta tell you something. Every time I'm trying

1099
01:12:17,040 --> 01:12:19,680
Speaker 1: to get some then Rudolph nose go off. Everybody see

1100
01:12:19,760 --> 01:12:22,880
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. You see what I got to put someone?

1101
01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:24,640
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to put something on his nose, and

1102
01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:27,840
Speaker 1: I can't get my book on. Uncle here he comes

1103
01:12:29,360 --> 01:12:32,840
Speaker 1: like coming to roulette. Something and else might complain about. Look,

1104
01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:34,559
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just say it because I know the other

1105
01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:37,760
Speaker 1: elves feel the same way. You need turning heat up

1106
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:41,559
Speaker 1: on it here? You really do? Man, outside is cold,

1107
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:44,840
Speaker 1: but we need something heat up in the head? Dog man,

1108
01:12:45,240 --> 01:12:50,080
Speaker 1: could you turn the heat something that else might complained about?

1109
01:12:50,640 --> 01:12:54,400
Speaker 1: Can him take something? Just the last candy cane I'm

1110
01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:59,479
Speaker 1: making in this shop here? You don't like cant sicking?

1111
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:09,120
Speaker 1: Can can go two thousands of men him? Let me

1112
01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:10,920
Speaker 1: just go on ask. I've been working out here for

1113
01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:13,560
Speaker 1: twenty some years. Can I please? Can somebody tell me

1114
01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:18,439
Speaker 1: what I got on my four one? Can't? I don't

1115
01:13:18,479 --> 01:13:21,200
Speaker 1: see none of my I don't see anything coming back.

1116
01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:29,360
Speaker 1: I'm saying, ready for retirement. Something and else might complain

1117
01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:32,120
Speaker 1: about comedy roulette looking him. I just need to know

1118
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:35,559
Speaker 1: how come. Don't nobody get the god deliver the toys?

1119
01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:40,800
Speaker 1: But you about what's that all about? That we can't

1120
01:13:41,360 --> 01:13:44,839
Speaker 1: we can't getting into slave a lot of the takeaway

1121
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:52,960
Speaker 1: standards big night. Hey, you know what, we never get

1122
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:56,400
Speaker 1: a whole lot going on uphill is just us? I mean,

1123
01:13:56,640 --> 01:14:02,320
Speaker 1: can't we get a little magic see that Christmas? You know?

1124
01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:14,120
Speaker 1: Thank you guys. That was Comedy Roulette. You're listening. Happy holiday,

1125
01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:16,200
Speaker 1: Let's go to the phone. I just want to give

1126
01:14:16,240 --> 01:14:19,639
Speaker 1: a shout out to my daughter Lecanna William, my son

1127
01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:24,280
Speaker 1: DeAndre Black, and my grandchildren and just tell them happy holidays.

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01:14:24,640 --> 01:14:28,840
Speaker 1: I want to wish my fiancee Toka Tenzi. If you

1129
01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:32,240
Speaker 1: hear me out there, sweetie, I love you. I appreciate

1130
01:14:32,320 --> 01:14:34,160
Speaker 1: everything you do for me, and I want to wish

1131
01:14:34,200 --> 01:14:37,200
Speaker 1: you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year. And

1132
01:14:37,360 --> 01:14:40,320
Speaker 1: let's turn it up baby. Hey Steve, I listen to

1133
01:14:40,520 --> 01:14:44,320
Speaker 1: you every day every day and it makes my day.

1134
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:49,040
Speaker 1: I just want to wish a happy twentieth anniversary to

1135
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:53,040
Speaker 1: meet and my husband Brian Brown. We down here and

1136
01:14:53,040 --> 01:14:55,920
Speaker 1: where our kids South Carolina, and we listened to you

1137
01:14:56,880 --> 01:15:01,600
Speaker 1: on one on one point nine from b Thank you

1138
01:15:01,720 --> 01:15:03,600
Speaker 1: so much now I also stream you on nine to

1139
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:08,160
Speaker 1: two point three, D George, I do thank you so much.

1140
01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:11,479
Speaker 1: Hello crew, this is MARIOA Franks from Florence, South Carolina.

1141
01:15:11,800 --> 01:15:14,360
Speaker 1: How are you doing, mister Harvard? How many? I hope

1142
01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:18,240
Speaker 1: you would give a warm, happy anniversary to my wife,

1143
01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:21,800
Speaker 1: Claire Franks if I twenty fourth anniversary. She's a love

1144
01:15:21,880 --> 01:15:25,240
Speaker 1: of my life. She's everything to me and my family. Hi.

1145
01:15:25,600 --> 01:15:29,040
Speaker 1: My name is Misha Moore from Georgia. I want to

1146
01:15:29,080 --> 01:15:34,240
Speaker 1: send a special Merry Christmas to my family, the Phillips,

1147
01:15:34,320 --> 01:15:40,400
Speaker 1: Blankhamse and more family. I wish everyone a merry Christmas

1148
01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:43,639
Speaker 1: and a process and happy to hear. Love you guys,

1149
01:15:43,960 --> 01:15:46,040
Speaker 1: say Steve. I just want to get all my love

1150
01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:50,559
Speaker 1: to my family and friends. Mitchell Johnson's Texas. I own

1151
01:15:50,640 --> 01:15:53,960
Speaker 1: my family Norton, South Mary Christmas and happen here to

1152
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:59,760
Speaker 1: hear you're listening, all right, Tommy, come on, introduce your

1153
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:03,080
Speaker 1: president CEO of Team Tommy, please so we can look

1154
01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:06,280
Speaker 1: into his mind. Come on here, baby, Let's go deep. Everybody,

1155
01:16:06,360 --> 01:16:08,800
Speaker 1: buckle up whole tight. We're going deep, deep into the

1156
01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:11,920
Speaker 1: mind of an extraordinary mind. Hold on tight. I have

1157
01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:14,360
Speaker 1: no idea how far we're gonna go in this mind.

1158
01:16:14,479 --> 01:16:16,519
Speaker 1: If we're gonna go shallow, if you're gonna go deep,

1159
01:16:16,640 --> 01:16:18,120
Speaker 1: but hold on tight. You need to seep belt. No

1160
01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:21,759
Speaker 1: matter what, ladies and gentlemen, the mind of Jay Anthony Brown.

1161
01:16:22,280 --> 01:16:24,640
Speaker 1: What I'd like to introduce right now is my very

1162
01:16:24,720 --> 01:16:27,800
Speaker 1: first Christmas CD. You can go to Amazon, you can

1163
01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:31,519
Speaker 1: go to all the streaming platforms and said it's got

1164
01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:35,800
Speaker 1: five songs and sender's got a wishless Santa Santa this

1165
01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:39,439
Speaker 1: Christmas without you side peace Santa. They're all there, But

1166
01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:42,560
Speaker 1: right now I like to introduce a song that I

1167
01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:45,439
Speaker 1: did now. And I try to write songs for people

1168
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:48,800
Speaker 1: who are not so jolly. You know, the jolly has

1169
01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:51,760
Speaker 1: their own they got their own thing. I'm I'm not

1170
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:55,479
Speaker 1: going after the jolly. Let the jolly be jolly. I

1171
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:58,160
Speaker 1: don't go up to these people. Whenever I write a song,

1172
01:16:58,280 --> 01:17:00,800
Speaker 1: I know that I'm speaking to somebody like the song

1173
01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:06,920
Speaker 1: right here. Hit it one, no, none at all of them.

1174
01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:14,600
Speaker 1: An We're doing that this year. Check this out. This

1175
01:17:14,960 --> 01:17:18,880
Speaker 1: dude to hit the spot. Buk Christmas bitter than a

1176
01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:23,640
Speaker 1: bad little weed. Get the new year. Don't be present.

1177
01:17:23,880 --> 01:17:28,439
Speaker 1: I can't take another warring team. All the does I

1178
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:34,439
Speaker 1: will be locking me. Keep back to my please go back,

1179
01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:39,240
Speaker 1: hold your manny, get back. I don't like men anyway.

1180
01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:44,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna block you from my phone when I'm with them,

1181
01:17:45,000 --> 01:17:50,000
Speaker 1: be gone. I don't care what you do. I just

1182
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:54,840
Speaker 1: want to stand this SMAs without you, that train without you,

1183
01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:57,800
Speaker 1: and we get a lot of gifts. Give me that

1184
01:17:57,920 --> 01:18:09,200
Speaker 1: much of the mini where Bochester damn small tree by. Oh,

1185
01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:17,840
Speaker 1: you're riding in the car with that person right now,

1186
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:20,720
Speaker 1: you can't make eye contact. You want to enjoy this

1187
01:18:20,840 --> 01:18:23,320
Speaker 1: song fun some time later on when you can sing

1188
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:26,200
Speaker 1: it to yourself. You really want them going. Everybody with

1189
01:18:26,400 --> 01:18:28,800
Speaker 1: somebody right now, don't want to be with that person

1190
01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:31,280
Speaker 1: come Christmas. That's what this song is. I'm saying a

1191
01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:32,960
Speaker 1: lot of It's a lot of that. I've been hearing

1192
01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,479
Speaker 1: about a lot of lots out there, a lot. I've

1193
01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:38,040
Speaker 1: heard none of it. That it's buying you a funky

1194
01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:40,680
Speaker 1: gilt because you live that. You're looking at them going,

1195
01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:44,200
Speaker 1: what the heir are you smiling about? What's so damn funny?

1196
01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:48,479
Speaker 1: I've heard none of this where who's talking about it?

1197
01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:59,680
Speaker 1: It's trended all right now I've depressed. I'm talking to

1198
01:18:59,760 --> 01:19:01,720
Speaker 1: you all right. We're coming back with more of the

1199
01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:03,640
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. As a matter of fact, this

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01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:06,679
Speaker 1: is our last break of the day. Steve's closing remarks.

1201
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:09,200
Speaker 1: You don't want to miss it. It's been a good day.

1202
01:19:09,520 --> 01:19:12,120
Speaker 1: We'll be back at forty nine after the hour right

1203
01:19:12,160 --> 01:19:17,280
Speaker 1: after this. You're listening to show. All right, Steve, here

1204
01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:20,360
Speaker 1: we are, last break of the day. Wow, what a

1205
01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:23,559
Speaker 1: week it's been. Huh wow. So you have some closing

1206
01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:32,080
Speaker 1: remarks for Steve. Oh gotcha? Okay. In light of encouraging

1207
01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:39,320
Speaker 1: people and getting people to understand the process that we

1208
01:19:39,439 --> 01:19:41,840
Speaker 1: are all involved in when it comes to finding our

1209
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:45,120
Speaker 1: success in our happiness, we are all in the process.

1210
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:51,479
Speaker 1: And you know, one of the things when you're trying

1211
01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:55,200
Speaker 1: to become happy, or you're seeking out your success, your

1212
01:19:55,280 --> 01:19:58,240
Speaker 1: position in life, what you're gonna do, how you're gonna

1213
01:19:58,280 --> 01:20:00,240
Speaker 1: get it done. Maybe you start a big is this

1214
01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:03,080
Speaker 1: maybe trying to get a promotion, maybe trying to finish school,

1215
01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:07,160
Speaker 1: whatever it is, You're gonna run into some things. That

1216
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:11,479
Speaker 1: is just life. You are not the only one. But

1217
01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:17,320
Speaker 1: when you get hit with one of them hardness, one

1218
01:20:17,439 --> 01:20:20,479
Speaker 1: that kind of slows your roll a little bit, and

1219
01:20:20,640 --> 01:20:23,600
Speaker 1: we all have them, one that kind of knocks you

1220
01:20:23,720 --> 01:20:29,160
Speaker 1: down and you didn't see it coming. I mean, man,

1221
01:20:30,240 --> 01:20:34,600
Speaker 1: it's life is difficult. Man, it really really is. And

1222
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:38,360
Speaker 1: all of us have to face some of these challenges

1223
01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:42,479
Speaker 1: that are so heavy that it feels like it knocks

1224
01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:45,479
Speaker 1: us out to game. And you can be thrown for

1225
01:20:45,560 --> 01:20:47,960
Speaker 1: a moment. Don't get me wrong, it's human nature. You

1226
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:50,800
Speaker 1: can get tossed up pretty bad where you feel like

1227
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:54,479
Speaker 1: giving up. You can you can get tossed up pretty

1228
01:20:54,520 --> 01:20:56,519
Speaker 1: bad where you feel like, well, this is the end.

1229
01:20:58,160 --> 01:21:03,439
Speaker 1: But when you get knocked down, when you get ran over,

1230
01:21:04,320 --> 01:21:09,920
Speaker 1: when you get pushed, when you're exhausted, you gotta get

1231
01:21:09,960 --> 01:21:15,600
Speaker 1: back in the game. You have to get back in

1232
01:21:16,360 --> 01:21:21,800
Speaker 1: the game. It's still no excuse for not getting back

1233
01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:25,080
Speaker 1: in the game. Because life is ten percent what happens

1234
01:21:25,160 --> 01:21:29,240
Speaker 1: to you, it's nine what you do about it. Everybody

1235
01:21:29,439 --> 01:21:36,240
Speaker 1: has hardships, everybody has challenge moments. Everybody gets knocked down,

1236
01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:42,439
Speaker 1: everybody get ran over, everybody get blindside it. But you

1237
01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:46,880
Speaker 1: have got to get back in the game. You don't

1238
01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:51,240
Speaker 1: have the time. Time is too precious for you to

1239
01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:56,200
Speaker 1: just sit on the sideline on the bench, not playing anymore.

1240
01:21:56,479 --> 01:22:02,400
Speaker 1: You can't do that. God is your coach, and when God,

1241
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:08,240
Speaker 1: all things are possible. I want to ask you something.

1242
01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:13,200
Speaker 1: When God is doing what he does when he's in

1243
01:22:13,280 --> 01:22:17,160
Speaker 1: the background moving on your behalf, when he's back there

1244
01:22:17,280 --> 01:22:20,040
Speaker 1: working out things that you don't know that's working on,

1245
01:22:20,600 --> 01:22:24,160
Speaker 1: when he is working on your behalf just because he

1246
01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:27,800
Speaker 1: knows you've been asking him to, if he'd been secretly

1247
01:22:27,880 --> 01:22:31,280
Speaker 1: working on your behalf, because you his child, because you

1248
01:22:31,439 --> 01:22:34,439
Speaker 1: honor him, love him, in respect him. If he's in

1249
01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:38,240
Speaker 1: the background working on your behalf. Wouldn't you like to

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Speaker 1: be on the field for the end of the game.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't you like to be on the field when the

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Speaker 1: results come in when God get through doing what he doing.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't you love to be there when He puts his

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Speaker 1: stamp of approval on it. Wouldn't you like to be

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Speaker 1: on the field in the game when the package that

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Speaker 1: you've been praying for finally arrives. Wouldn't you like to

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Speaker 1: be in the field in the game when He finally

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Speaker 1: answered that prayer. Wouldn't you like to be there standing

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Speaker 1: on the field when it all turns around and all

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Speaker 1: your haters got to sit there and become your footstools.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't you like to be on the field for that?

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Speaker 1: I know I would. I want to be on the

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Speaker 1: field when God starts packing out victories. I want to

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Speaker 1: take a victory left when God starts blessing you when

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Speaker 1: everybody said was over. I love it when God proved

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Speaker 1: people wrong. I absolutely love it. I love it when

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Speaker 1: God say there's nothing you can do to my child

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Speaker 1: that he can't handle. And when you get through starting

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Speaker 1: these fires around him, when you get through messing with him,

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Speaker 1: look at him. He gonna be stronger and bigger and

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Speaker 1: brighter and better than ever when you was laughing at

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Speaker 1: and when you thought he folded and I came to

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Speaker 1: his rescue, who laughing. Now all the people in the

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Speaker 1: stands will see it. You won't have to shove it

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Speaker 1: in nobody's face. Oh they're gonna see it. They're gonna

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Speaker 1: be sicker, they're gonna try something else. But at the

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Speaker 1: end of the day, I want to be on the

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Speaker 1: field when it's over, when God comes through, when he

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Speaker 1: show up like he always does. I don't care if

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Speaker 1: it's the last second field goal. As long as I

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Speaker 1: win the game. What difference doing me. I got hurt

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Speaker 1: while I was playing, but I won't I'll take that.

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Speaker 1: God got a great life for you, but you got

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Speaker 1: to stay in the game to get it. God got

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Speaker 1: a great life for you, but you gotta get up

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Speaker 1: when you get ran over. God got a great life

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Speaker 1: for you, but you got to hang on when you

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Speaker 1: feel like sitting down. God got a great life for you,

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Speaker 1: but you will never know how great it is until

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Speaker 1: you get the end results. You'll never know how great

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Speaker 1: it is until you hanging out and see what God

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Speaker 1: finally had worked out for you. Stay on the field,

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Speaker 1: get back in the game. It's critical. It's critical. I

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Speaker 1: want to be on the field when they're doing the

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Speaker 1: victory lab. Those are my closing remarks. Wow, drop that

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Speaker 1: mic baby, drop it. Yeah, y'all have a great man

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Speaker 1: like he broke it. He did. Drop it like it's broke.

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