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Speaker 1: Jewels Second Date. I'm actually very surprised that the guy
Speaker 1: on the phone for a second Date update today isn't
Speaker 1: getting a call back because he could be the worst
Speaker 1: person on the planet, and no matter what, an American
Speaker 1: girl will call him back. You know why, because he's
Speaker 1: an Englishman. Yeah, yep, and so he could be a murderer,
Speaker 1: and just like I don't care. The accent is so hot,
Speaker 1: I have to go out with him again. His name
Speaker 1: is James, James. How are you well? I'm good, mate,
Speaker 1: how are you? I'm not too bad. Thank you very
Speaker 1: much for emailing us and agreeing to do a second
Speaker 1: date update. Absolutely, I'm glad you can help me out. Maybe, Yeah,
Speaker 1: for sure. Like I said, I'm surprised that this girl
Speaker 1: isn't calling you back. I'm guessing how long you've been
Speaker 1: in this country, Um, a couple of years? Just two
Speaker 1: enough years now, okay, And I'm guessing in your experience
Speaker 1: it's probably pretty easy in the bars and the clubs
Speaker 1: when you meet girls with that accent, isn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's not been a problem so far. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I had an English guy hit on me once. He
Speaker 1: was so ugly, and I was still flattered by it.
Speaker 1: I was like, she's very I did have to turn
Speaker 1: them down because of that, but whatever. So you're not
Speaker 1: getting a call back from a girl. Her name is Sarah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right, all right? And how did you meet her? Where?
Speaker 1: She met through Tinder? Okay? Okay? And you know, I
Speaker 1: mean it's just it's not something that we do very often,
Speaker 1: although I do very often, but you know, I met
Speaker 1: a through Tinder. We agree to meet up. So I
Speaker 1: drove over to pick her up, and we went, you know,
Speaker 1: downtown for a couple of drinks, said something to eight.
Speaker 1: We spent a couple of hours together. It was good. No,
Speaker 1: we had a really good time. She was really cool,
Speaker 1: like really easy to hang out with. You know. Let
Speaker 1: me ask you a question. For a guy like you
Speaker 1: who has an accent that you know American women love,
Speaker 1: is it annoying? Do they sit there and harp on
Speaker 1: it the whole time? That's what I picture happening. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, that has been the cay Us a couple
Speaker 1: of times, you know, But like Sarah was just you know,
Speaker 1: she didn't really even pay that much attend into it.
Speaker 1: You know, it was kind of cool. And I do
Speaker 1: feel like if you're a more well traveled person, you're
Speaker 1: probably not going to care quite as much, right right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she seems really, you know, really really cool. I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm I'm shocked. What did you like about her? So much?
Speaker 1: Like I said, she was just really easy to hang
Speaker 1: out with, you know, like you mentioned about other chicks
Speaker 1: that like, you know, har up on the accent or
Speaker 1: always talk about themselves or you know, always you know,
Speaker 1: she was really easy to talk to. She listened to
Speaker 1: what I had to say, so the stuff that she
Speaker 1: had to say was really interesting. It was it was
Speaker 1: like a quality date, you know, it was like we've
Speaker 1: known each other a couple of months or something. Was
Speaker 1: there like one moment during the date where like she's
Speaker 1: definitely into me, definitely into me. Yeah, like the moment
Speaker 1: where she showed how interested she was. I mean it
Speaker 1: seemed like that from the very start, you know, So
Speaker 1: why do you think she's not calling you back then?
Speaker 1: I honestly don't know. The only thing this is kind
Speaker 1: of sound stupid, but the only other thing that I
Speaker 1: can think about is that I just bought a new car.
Speaker 1: And my parallel parking skills are not really up to Yeah,
Speaker 1: it took me, like it took me like five or
Speaker 1: six time skates space and then, you know, like I
Speaker 1: was freaking out about that. And then at some point
Speaker 1: she even asked me, she was like, do you need
Speaker 1: me to do that for you? Get out and help
Speaker 1: you park the car? Your little Englishman, I was. I was.
Speaker 1: I was like, well embarrassed, and then uh, you know,
Speaker 1: I tried to explain about the other side of the
Speaker 1: road is not doing blah blah. Anyway, I'll get out
Speaker 1: of the car and then I'll walk into the restaurant
Speaker 1: and I get to open the door for her to
Speaker 1: get out. So okay, you know, if that's if that's
Speaker 1: something to go by, then I don't know, that might
Speaker 1: be that might be the only problem. That is a
Speaker 1: terrible feeling when you're on a date and you're having
Speaker 1: trouble parallel parking, because then you just start to get
Speaker 1: hot under the collar and you're embarrassed and you're just
Speaker 1: like awful, And it's always in front of a crowded
Speaker 1: window of people too, so it's not just your date
Speaker 1: watching you, but about two hundred other strangers, right so
Speaker 1: the only thing that you can think of that might
Speaker 1: have gone bad on your date is the fact that
Speaker 1: you had trouble parallel parking and didn't open her door. Yep,
Speaker 1: that seems silly though that was at the big How
Speaker 1: did the end of the date go? It was good.
Speaker 1: Everything was great, you know, really it was really great,
Speaker 1: full of smiles, full of happiness. There wasn't one awkward
Speaker 1: moment during the night when no one had anything to say,
Speaker 1: or you know, did you guys kiss? Yeah? Yeah, you did. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll kind of kissed though, like a real quick peck
Speaker 1: on the lips or a full I mean, just a
Speaker 1: little bit more than that. You know, it wasn't it
Speaker 1: wasn't anything you know, hot and heavy, but you know
Speaker 1: it was it was a good night kiss. And what
Speaker 1: was the last thing that you guys said to each other.
Speaker 1: I said, I'll be in touch and she said, okay,
Speaker 1: that'd be great. Okay. And has she responded at all
Speaker 1: to any of your text messages or not one? Nothing?
Speaker 1: And how many times have you tried to reach her?
Speaker 1: I've texted her like three or four times and called
Speaker 1: her twice. And did you tell her like, oh that
Speaker 1: kiss made my heart, skip a beat or anything like that. No, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything like that. I mean I met
Speaker 1: the girl and tinder you know, yea not exactly going
Speaker 1: to be like I think you're the love of my life.
Speaker 1: That all right, Well we'll play a song, comeback, call
Speaker 1: her and get your Second Date Update. Okay, okay, sounds good. Okay,
Speaker 1: hang on brooking Jubil in the morning, sate, Hello, love,
Speaker 1: and welcome back to today's royal edition of the Second
Speaker 1: Date Update. I'd be your host, Jubil Flag, and today
Speaker 1: we're talking to Sir James of Update. He went out
Speaker 1: with a lovely young lass he met on tender, took
Speaker 1: her out for drinks, hoping that later he'd be able
Speaker 1: to show her his throbbery, but he was unsuccessful in
Speaker 1: getting the knickers on the floor back at his flat.
Speaker 1: So now he is on the phone wondering what went wrong.
Speaker 1: And James, I never asked you what is your occupation?
Speaker 1: I would assume Chimney sweep. I never Oh yeah, oh
Speaker 1: yeah thanks for that. Yeah yeah yeah, I worked for
Speaker 1: Mary Poppinson. Thank you. James is on the phone. James
Speaker 1: is English, yes, so of course I have to mess
Speaker 1: with him a little bit because it's weird to US
Speaker 1: Americans when we hear an accent. Yeah, but he did
Speaker 1: go out with a girl named Sarah, and Sarah isn't
Speaker 1: calling him back, which is weird to me because I
Speaker 1: would think any guy with an English accent or Australian
Speaker 1: accent in America just kills it. Yeah accent and John
Speaker 1: Vietnamese accent whatever, any sort of accent usually does very
Speaker 1: well with the American women. But she's not calling him back.
Speaker 1: He thinks the reason that he's not getting a call
Speaker 1: back is because he had trouble parallel parking so much
Speaker 1: to the point where she was like, hey, do you
Speaker 1: want me to do it for you? And then he
Speaker 1: didn't open her door. But that's the only thing you
Speaker 1: can think of other than that they had a great time.
Speaker 1: You were about to call her and find out if,
Speaker 1: in fact, he did something wrong on the date, James,
Speaker 1: you're ready to go? Oh yeah. Can I ask you
Speaker 1: one question, James? You don't fall into the stereotype of
Speaker 1: bad British teeth, do you? No, that's a myth. That's
Speaker 1: the whole thing is we don't know walk around like
Speaker 1: Austin Howard. You know, I went to London before, and
Speaker 1: I wouldn't call it a myth, but I'm glad that
Speaker 1: you're not there. No, absolutely not. Okay, all right, well
Speaker 1: I'm a dollar phone number right now and get your
Speaker 1: second date update. Okay, okay, sounds good. All right, here
Speaker 1: we go. Hello. Oh can I speak to Sarah please?
Speaker 1: This is she. Hey Sarah, how are you? This is
Speaker 1: Jewil from brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm good.
Speaker 1: What's going on? I'm at work, I'm good. Just calling
Speaker 1: to check in with some of our listeners. Do you
Speaker 1: listen to the show? Yeah? No, I listen. I'm just
Speaker 1: shocked you're calling me. It's kind of random. Any idea
Speaker 1: why I might be calling you? Honestly? You know? Well,
Speaker 1: the reason I'm calling you today is one of our
Speaker 1: listeners sent us an email about you. Really okay. It's
Speaker 1: somebody that you went on a date with recently. His
Speaker 1: name is James. Oh god, okay, okay, and so it
Speaker 1: sounds like you know James. He says that you guys
Speaker 1: met on tender and went out for drinks and had
Speaker 1: a fun time, but you haven't been answering any of
Speaker 1: his phone calls or text messages. So he asked us
Speaker 1: to get you on the phone and ask if he
Speaker 1: did something wrong. Okay, Okay, look, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I don't know if I need to do this on
Speaker 1: the radio, Like I don't want to embarrass him. You
Speaker 1: don't want to, Well, that's okay. He wants to be embarrassed.
Speaker 1: He's the one that emailed us. I think he wouldn't
Speaker 1: really appreciate me calling him out on it. Okay, but
Speaker 1: he we listen, we talked to him, and he's prepared
Speaker 1: to hear anything that you have to say. Is he
Speaker 1: on the line right now if you're worried about embarrassing him,
Speaker 1: I mean he's asking for it. Basically, he said he's
Speaker 1: okay with that. And I have to know this explanation
Speaker 1: because he sounds lovely with an accent. I don't know
Speaker 1: why you would turn this dude down. Oh yeah, see,
Speaker 1: that's exactly the problem. I just I don't buy it.
Speaker 1: You don't you don't buy what. I don't buy his
Speaker 1: whole I'm British thing. Do you think he's faking it?
Speaker 1: I studied abroad, I lived in the UK for a
Speaker 1: couple of years. I think he's faking being British because
Speaker 1: it's something that works, and we met on Tinder if
Speaker 1: you can be anybody on tender. It's true, though, why
Speaker 1: do you think is like you think the whole accent
Speaker 1: thing everything is just a lie? Absolutely was there like
Speaker 1: a hint when he was talking. And you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I mean didn't you Guys you said you talked to him.
Speaker 1: Didn't you hear it for yourself? It's pretty bad. I
Speaker 1: thought it sounds it sounds like he's English to me.
Speaker 1: Can I have a little Dicky birdner? Can I have
Speaker 1: a word? Or what? Wait? Is that him? Yes, it is.
Speaker 1: He's actually on the phone. You asked me a second ago,
Speaker 1: and I didn't answer you on purpose because James is
Speaker 1: on the other line listening. Oh my god, Hello, Sarah,
Speaker 1: how's it going. Don't you're listening to that? Sarah? How
Speaker 1: are you doing? It sounds legit to me, Sarah, it
Speaker 1: is the I don't know what you want. I mean,
Speaker 1: I could show you my passport, I could, you know,
Speaker 1: give you my national insurance number? You know, And I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what else you want me
Speaker 1: to you know what you need to see? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: sure you could show me your fake green car and
Speaker 1: your fake passport, you fake everything else because I've got
Speaker 1: all the time in the world to sit around and
Speaker 1: generate fake copies of documents so that I can meet
Speaker 1: girls on tender you. I mean, come on, that's exactly
Speaker 1: that stupid thing I've ever heard. What I think you're doing. No,
Speaker 1: exactly what I think you're doing. Wow, paranoid much love? Oh,
Speaker 1: way to be all patronizing. That's going to make me
Speaker 1: want to go out in a second date with you.
Speaker 1: I mean, at this point, it's really you know, it's
Speaker 1: it's I mean, it's not been here and all that,
Speaker 1: and now is it. I mean, you think I'm a
Speaker 1: complete fake, so I might as well just don't bost
Speaker 1: to the wall, you know. Yeah, I don't think you're fake.
Speaker 1: I know you're fake, and you're laying out pretty thick
Speaker 1: with a whole parallel parking job. Oh I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't pot because it's on the outside of the road.
Speaker 1: Good accent, Sarah, that's a pretty good accent. You should
Speaker 1: try faking it and meeting people on Tinder. Okay, just
Speaker 1: give it up. Your accent is so fake. I don't
Speaker 1: know what else to tell you. You know, I've got
Speaker 1: nothing else to go with this is this is me.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm a come mine. Just give it up, dude,
Speaker 1: and you can have a really two perfect teeth for
Speaker 1: somebody in the British anyway. I mean, and this is
Speaker 1: this is crazy. I've never heard anything like, yeah, do
Speaker 1: you need me to like call my parents in London
Speaker 1: or something. You can have a little word with them.
Speaker 1: They can tell you who I am. Oh sir, I mean,
Speaker 1: I'll call international how we can scape if we want
Speaker 1: you and they can get there a couple of cherryo
Speaker 1: are you dating Jane? Lovely Jane SATs infide her over
Speaker 1: for teas all right, See, now we're crossing the line.
Speaker 1: This is outrageous, Sarah, Like, I don't know what the
Speaker 1: is you want me to do, but I mean, this
Speaker 1: is this is just bloody ridiculous, mate. You know any
Speaker 1: and if anything you say, anything you say, I'll do
Speaker 1: to prove to you. I don't I don't know how
Speaker 1: to get you to prove that you're faking it. But
Speaker 1: there's just it's just something slightly untrustworthy about you. Wow.
Speaker 1: I just I don't know, mate, I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: at the end of my seven now, Sarah. I'm confused.
Speaker 1: You liked him on the day, right, Well, I liked
Speaker 1: him when I met a montender until then we met
Speaker 1: in person and he started faking them British accent. I'll
Speaker 1: get this, like, why would I fake a British accent?
Speaker 1: You've already said that I'm a pretty good looking guy,
Speaker 1: and I've got perfect teeth, and I've got, you know,
Speaker 1: everything else, So I wouldn't really have a problem getting dates,
Speaker 1: would I? You know? I mean, you're attractive enough on
Speaker 1: your own. I don't feel like you have to lay
Speaker 1: it on that thick like you do have nice teeth
Speaker 1: and you are attractive, which is why you don't need
Speaker 1: to fake the accent because you have some other stuff
Speaker 1: going for you already. That's not are you talking about Sarah?
Speaker 1: You would dialect coach now or something. I'm English, I'm
Speaker 1: from London, Crystal Palace, s W sixteen. What else do
Speaker 1: you need to know? James? It doesn't sound like Sarah
Speaker 1: is gonna believe you no matter what. For for the record, James,
Speaker 1: I believe you that you're British. Yeah, thank you? Okay,
Speaker 1: what neighborhood are you from? I just said that Crystal
Speaker 1: Palace sounds made up to me. Yeah, there's a football team.
Speaker 1: There's a football team I lived. I lived right on
Speaker 1: Church Road. Right, it would be called Church Road. Okay, Hey, Sarah,
Speaker 1: I would love to ask you if he'll go out
Speaker 1: on the second date with James. I don't think he
Speaker 1: can drop the accent because I have a feeling that
Speaker 1: it's real. Are you willing to go out with him again? Sarah?
Speaker 1: Do it? Don't sabotage this? Yeah, nope, what I no? No,
Speaker 1: I can't. I'm not going to waste my time with
Speaker 1: somebody who wants to be a charlatan and line to
Speaker 1: my face and I don't need that. I don't know
Speaker 1: how he's convinced you guys, but he certainly hasn't open
Speaker 1: to me. And I wasn't born yesterday. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to waste my time having a laugh. Sorry, James, No
Speaker 1: second date for you, man. I just I don't know
Speaker 1: what the sight is there. I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1: You know, you missed out loud, you missed out? That's
Speaker 1: all right, same. I'm sure there are plenty of other
Speaker 1: girls on tenning that they have to drop the nickets
Speaker 1: for you any time. Wow, let's go Wow. Well, thanks,
Speaker 1: a lot for your time, both of you. We appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Sarah better, better luck contender, finding like a real American
Speaker 1: guy who's not faking it like James is. I'm not
Speaker 1: fighting this thing. Oh hy you listen up right, listen.
Speaker 1: I'll send you just for giggles, I'll send you everything.
Speaker 1: I'll send you everything, my passport, my Green cards, I'll
Speaker 1: send you everything, just so you know, you know I mean,
Speaker 1: I'll show you the tattoo of a Union Jack on
Speaker 1: the end of my I hope you actually have that
Speaker 1: broken jubel in the morning.