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Speaker 1: Today's second Date Update powered by South hilm Off Rooking

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Speaker 1: Jewels Second Date. I'm actually very surprised that the guy

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Speaker 1: on the phone for a second Date update today isn't

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Speaker 1: getting a call back because he could be the worst

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Speaker 1: person on the planet, and no matter what, an American

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Speaker 1: girl will call him back. You know why, because he's

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Speaker 1: an Englishman. Yeah, yep, and so he could be a murderer,

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Speaker 1: and just like I don't care. The accent is so hot,

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Speaker 1: I have to go out with him again. His name

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Speaker 1: is James, James. How are you well? I'm good, mate,

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Speaker 1: how are you? I'm not too bad. Thank you very

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Speaker 1: much for emailing us and agreeing to do a second

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Speaker 1: date update. Absolutely, I'm glad you can help me out. Maybe, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: for sure. Like I said, I'm surprised that this girl

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Speaker 1: isn't calling you back. I'm guessing how long you've been

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Speaker 1: in this country, Um, a couple of years? Just two

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Speaker 1: enough years now, okay, And I'm guessing in your experience

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Speaker 1: it's probably pretty easy in the bars and the clubs

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Speaker 1: when you meet girls with that accent, isn't it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's not been a problem so far. Yeah, I know,

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Speaker 1: I had an English guy hit on me once. He

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Speaker 1: was so ugly, and I was still flattered by it.

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Speaker 1: I was like, she's very I did have to turn

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Speaker 1: them down because of that, but whatever. So you're not

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Speaker 1: getting a call back from a girl. Her name is Sarah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right, all right? And how did you meet her? Where?

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Speaker 1: She met through Tinder? Okay? Okay? And you know, I

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Speaker 1: mean it's just it's not something that we do very often,

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Speaker 1: although I do very often, but you know, I met

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Speaker 1: a through Tinder. We agree to meet up. So I

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Speaker 1: drove over to pick her up, and we went, you know,

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Speaker 1: downtown for a couple of drinks, said something to eight.

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Speaker 1: We spent a couple of hours together. It was good. No,

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Speaker 1: we had a really good time. She was really cool,

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Speaker 1: like really easy to hang out with. You know. Let

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Speaker 1: me ask you a question. For a guy like you

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Speaker 1: is it annoying? Do they sit there and harp on

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Speaker 1: it the whole time? That's what I picture happening. It's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: you know, that has been the cay Us a couple

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Speaker 1: of times, you know, But like Sarah was just you know,

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Speaker 1: she didn't really even pay that much attend into it.

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Speaker 1: You know, it was kind of cool. And I do

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Speaker 1: feel like if you're a more well traveled person, you're

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Speaker 1: probably not going to care quite as much, right right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she seems really, you know, really really cool. I'm just

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm shocked. What did you like about her? So much?

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Speaker 1: Like I said, she was just really easy to hang

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Speaker 1: out with, you know, like you mentioned about other chicks

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Speaker 1: that like, you know, har up on the accent or

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Speaker 1: she was really easy to talk to. She listened to

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Speaker 1: like a quality date, you know, it was like we've

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Speaker 1: known each other a couple of months or something. Was

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Speaker 1: there like one moment during the date where like she's

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Speaker 1: why do you think she's not calling you back then?

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Speaker 1: I honestly don't know. The only thing this is kind

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Speaker 1: And my parallel parking skills are not really up to Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you park the car? Your little Englishman, I was. I was.

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Speaker 1: I was like, well embarrassed, and then uh, you know,

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Speaker 1: like awful, And it's always in front of a crowded

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Speaker 1: watching you, but about two hundred other strangers, right so

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Speaker 1: the only thing that you can think of that might

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Speaker 1: that seems silly though that was at the big How

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Speaker 1: did the end of the date go? It was good.

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Speaker 1: Everything was great, you know, really it was really great,

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Speaker 1: full of smiles, full of happiness. There wasn't one awkward

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Speaker 1: moment during the night when no one had anything to say,

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Speaker 1: or you know, did you guys kiss? Yeah? Yeah, you did. Okay,

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Speaker 1: we'll kind of kissed though, like a real quick peck

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Speaker 1: wasn't anything you know, hot and heavy, but you know

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Speaker 1: it was it was a good night kiss. And what

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Speaker 1: was the last thing that you guys said to each other.

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Speaker 1: I said, I'll be in touch and she said, okay,

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Speaker 1: that'd be great. Okay. And has she responded at all

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Speaker 1: to any of your text messages or not one? Nothing?

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Speaker 1: And how many times have you tried to reach her?

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Speaker 1: I've texted her like three or four times and called

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Speaker 1: her twice. And did you tell her like, oh that

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Speaker 1: kiss made my heart, skip a beat or anything like that. No, no,

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Speaker 1: I didn't say anything like that. I mean I met

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Speaker 1: to be like I think you're the love of my life.

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Speaker 1: That all right, Well we'll play a song, comeback, call

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Speaker 1: her and get your Second Date Update. Okay, okay, sounds good. Okay,

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Speaker 1: hang on brooking Jubil in the morning, sate, Hello, love,

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Speaker 1: and welcome back to today's royal edition of the Second

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Speaker 1: Date Update. I'd be your host, Jubil Flag, and today

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Speaker 1: we're talking to Sir James of Update. He went out

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Speaker 1: So now he is on the phone wondering what went wrong.

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Speaker 1: And James, I never asked you what is your occupation?

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Speaker 1: I would assume Chimney sweep. I never Oh yeah, oh

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Speaker 1: Mary Poppinson. Thank you. James is on the phone. James

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Speaker 1: is English, yes, so of course I have to mess

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Speaker 1: Americans when we hear an accent. Yeah, but he did

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Speaker 1: go out with a girl named Sarah, and Sarah isn't

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Speaker 1: Vietnamese accent whatever, any sort of accent usually does very

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Speaker 1: well with the American women. But she's not calling him back.

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Speaker 1: He thinks the reason that he's not getting a call

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Speaker 1: can think of other than that they had a great time.

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Speaker 1: You were about to call her and find out if,

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Speaker 1: in fact, he did something wrong on the date, James,

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Speaker 1: you're ready to go? Oh yeah. Can I ask you

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Speaker 1: one question, James? You don't fall into the stereotype of

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Speaker 1: bad British teeth, do you? No, that's a myth. That's

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Speaker 1: the whole thing is we don't know walk around like

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't call it a myth, but I'm glad that

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Speaker 1: second date update. Okay, okay, sounds good. All right, here

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Speaker 1: we go. Hello. Oh can I speak to Sarah please?

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Speaker 1: This is she. Hey Sarah, how are you? This is

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Speaker 1: Jewil from brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm good.

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Speaker 1: What's going on? I'm at work, I'm good. Just calling

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Speaker 1: to check in with some of our listeners. Do you

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Speaker 1: listen to the show? Yeah? No, I listen. I'm just

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Speaker 1: shocked you're calling me. It's kind of random. Any idea

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Speaker 1: why I might be calling you? Honestly? You know? Well,

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Speaker 1: the reason I'm calling you today is one of our

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Speaker 1: listeners sent us an email about you. Really okay. It's

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Speaker 1: somebody that you went on a date with recently. His

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Speaker 1: name is James. Oh god, okay, okay, and so it

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Speaker 1: sounds like you know James. He says that you guys

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Speaker 1: a fun time, but you haven't been answering any of

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Speaker 1: did something wrong. Okay, Okay, look, I don't know if

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Speaker 1: He's the one that emailed us. I think he wouldn't

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Speaker 1: really appreciate me calling him out on it. Okay, but

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Speaker 1: he we listen, we talked to him, and he's prepared

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Speaker 1: I mean he's asking for it. Basically, he said he's

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Speaker 1: because he sounds lovely with an accent. I don't know

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Speaker 1: why you would turn this dude down. Oh yeah, see,

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Speaker 1: that's exactly the problem. I just I don't buy it.

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Speaker 1: You don't you don't buy what. I don't buy his

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Speaker 1: whole I'm British thing. Do you think he's faking it?

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Speaker 1: it's something that works, and we met on Tinder if

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Speaker 1: you can be anybody on tender. It's true, though, why

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Speaker 1: thing everything is just a lie? Absolutely was there like

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Speaker 1: a hint when he was talking. And you're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I mean didn't you Guys you said you talked to him.

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Speaker 1: Didn't you hear it for yourself? It's pretty bad. I

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Speaker 1: thought it sounds it sounds like he's English to me.

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Speaker 1: Can I have a little Dicky birdner? Can I have

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Speaker 1: a word? Or what? Wait? Is that him? Yes, it is.

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Speaker 1: He's actually on the phone. You asked me a second ago,

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Speaker 1: and I didn't answer you on purpose because James is

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Speaker 1: on the other line listening. Oh my god, Hello, Sarah,

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Speaker 1: how's it going. Don't you're listening to that? Sarah? How

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Speaker 1: are you doing? It sounds legit to me, Sarah, it

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Speaker 1: is the I don't know what you want. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I could show you my passport, I could, you know,

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Speaker 1: don't know. I don't know what else you want me

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Speaker 1: to you know what you need to see? Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: sure you could show me your fake green car and

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Speaker 1: your fake passport, you fake everything else because I've got

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Speaker 1: girls on tender you. I mean, come on, that's exactly

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Speaker 1: way to be all patronizing. That's going to make me

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Speaker 1: I know you're fake, and you're laying out pretty thick

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Speaker 1: Good accent, Sarah, that's a pretty good accent. You should

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Speaker 1: try faking it and meeting people on Tinder. Okay, just

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Speaker 1: give it up. Your accent is so fake. I don't

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm a come mine. Just give it up, dude,

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Speaker 1: and you can have a really two perfect teeth for

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Speaker 1: this is crazy. I've never heard anything like, yeah, do

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Speaker 1: you need me to like call my parents in London

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Speaker 1: They can tell you who I am. Oh sir, I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'll call international how we can scape if we want

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Speaker 1: are you dating Jane? Lovely Jane SATs infide her over

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Speaker 1: for teas all right, See, now we're crossing the line.

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Speaker 1: This is outrageous, Sarah, Like, I don't know what the

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Speaker 1: is this is just bloody ridiculous, mate. You know any

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Speaker 1: and if anything you say, anything you say, I'll do

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Speaker 1: to prove to you. I don't I don't know how

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Speaker 1: I just I don't know, mate, I don't know. I'm

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Speaker 1: at the end of my seven now, Sarah. I'm confused.

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Speaker 1: You liked him on the day, right, Well, I liked

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Speaker 1: get this, like, why would I fake a British accent?

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Speaker 1: You've already said that I'm a pretty good looking guy,

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Speaker 1: and I've got perfect teeth, and I've got, you know,

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Speaker 1: going for you already. That's not are you talking about Sarah?

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Speaker 1: You would dialect coach now or something. I'm English, I'm

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Speaker 1: from London, Crystal Palace, s W sixteen. What else do

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Speaker 1: you need to know? James? It doesn't sound like Sarah

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Speaker 1: is gonna believe you no matter what. For for the record, James,

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Speaker 1: I believe you that you're British. Yeah, thank you? Okay,

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Speaker 1: what neighborhood are you from? I just said that Crystal

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Speaker 1: Palace sounds made up to me. Yeah, there's a football team.

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Speaker 1: There's a football team I lived. I lived right on

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Speaker 1: Church Road. Right, it would be called Church Road. Okay, Hey, Sarah,

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Speaker 1: I would love to ask you if he'll go out

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Speaker 1: it's real. Are you willing to go out with him again? Sarah?

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Speaker 1: Do it? Don't sabotage this? Yeah, nope, what I no? No,

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Speaker 1: I can't. I'm not going to waste my time with

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Speaker 1: to me. And I wasn't born yesterday. I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to waste my time having a laugh. Sorry, James, No

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Speaker 1: second date for you, man. I just I don't know

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Speaker 1: what the sight is there. I don't know what to say.

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Speaker 1: You know, you missed out loud, you missed out? That's

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Speaker 1: all right, same. I'm sure there are plenty of other

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Speaker 1: for you any time. Wow, let's go Wow. Well, thanks,

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Speaker 1: a lot for your time, both of you. We appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: Sarah better, better luck contender, finding like a real American

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Speaker 1: guy who's not faking it like James is. I'm not

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Speaker 1: fighting this thing. Oh hy you listen up right, listen.

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Speaker 1: I'll send you just for giggles, I'll send you everything.

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Speaker 1: I'll send you everything, my passport, my Green cards, I'll

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Speaker 1: send you everything, just so you know, you know I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'll show you the tattoo of a Union Jack on

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Speaker 1: the end of my I hope you actually have that

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