Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Speaker 1: Bobby Bones. You know, I keep my entire life gritted
Speaker 1: out on a calendar, almost minute to minute calendar is
Speaker 1: pretty tired. But I've been using Google Calendars for the
Speaker 1: past few months because my iPhone calendar doesn't work. It's awful.
Speaker 1: I mean, so I got a new cell phone and
Speaker 1: a new number, and now I'm trying to move back
Speaker 1: to Apple calendars. And this has been something in my
Speaker 1: life heavy that has been bothersome that I can't wait
Speaker 1: to correct that nobody else gives a crap about, Like,
Speaker 1: does anyone use g calendar? No, you have started to
Speaker 1: oh awful. You can't even look out it on your
Speaker 1: computer unless you log into something. So I'm switching phones.
Speaker 1: I have a new phone number and only two people
Speaker 1: have it so far. M Mike has it. And I
Speaker 1: sent Mike a text. He didn't know who it was.
Speaker 1: Eddie has it, and I asked ed if we wanted
Speaker 1: to go hang out and he never responded, and I
Speaker 1: was like, hey, buddy, why don't you responding And he
Speaker 1: was like, I don't know who this is. I did
Speaker 1: one of those things where you like start like searching
Speaker 1: the number, and like, I'm not trying to figure this person.
Speaker 1: I've never sent this person a text in my life. Well,
Speaker 1: I have a lot of weird texts and calls from
Speaker 1: people who just have found my number in places over
Speaker 1: the years. So I'm just transitioning to a new number.
Speaker 1: And I don't think. I don't think I knew I
Speaker 1: texted you guys from the new number. So I just
Speaker 1: sent a message out with keef. Wait never response. I
Speaker 1: never got anything back. But the new phone I have
Speaker 1: is also much smaller than this one. This one is
Speaker 1: I think a Pro Max or something. It's the biggest
Speaker 1: because I don't see well, the other one is like
Speaker 1: half its size, and I guess I didn't know the
Speaker 1: difference when I got it, and so now I squint
Speaker 1: and I had to blow up the font on it.
Speaker 1: So now they so we went from like smaller phones
Speaker 1: to bigger phones, and now we're back to small again.
Speaker 1: I could have got a bigger one, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to call it, and when they
Speaker 1: gave it to me, my other phone wasn't with me.
Speaker 1: I just thought it was big. So now I have
Speaker 1: this smaller phone. It's a whole situation. I'm just try
Speaker 1: to figure out my phone life. I've got two phones.
Speaker 1: If you don't use it, it stays charged. Fun fact,
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool. For like four days this phone is
Speaker 1: set unused, charged and just sits there with all the juice.
Speaker 1: That's really cool. So but now I gotta move app
Speaker 1: So I got to the whole thing of my contacts.
Speaker 1: I know like three percent of the people that are
Speaker 1: in my contacts if I to send number fifteen years
Speaker 1: and so I've started over and I have two contacts
Speaker 1: so far, Eddie and Mike. All right, come in the
Speaker 1: rest of you guys sometime soon. Don't worry. Don't feel
Speaker 1: left out. And your wife, right, you got her in there?
Speaker 1: Or is she third? Well yet he'll get there. I
Speaker 1: will get there. Yeah, I know hers because it says
Speaker 1: Muscogee Oklahome on it, so it's the only one that
Speaker 1: says Muscoge. But I haven't added any numbers or anything yet.
Speaker 1: But that's I'm moving over to the new phone. It's
Speaker 1: a little stressful because I'm gonna people are gonna reach
Speaker 1: out and be like, hey, can't get a hold of you,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna say, oh, I got in a number.
Speaker 1: Then I say, what is it? I'm saying no, that's
Speaker 1: why I got in a number so you can't get
Speaker 1: a hold of me. Make him feel a lot word yes,
Speaker 1: so that that's that's what's happening right now. And I
Speaker 1: get two plugs ends. It's just too much to hand
Speaker 1: and eventually I'm going to get rid of this number.
Speaker 1: So this version of me, look at me, take me in.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at you. It's going away because it's new
Speaker 1: me real soon. Okay, smaller phone in an area code
Speaker 1: I don't recognize. Never seen this area code before, have
Speaker 1: you guys? Oh no, I had no idea what that was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were like, here's your number. They gave me this
Speaker 1: area code. I was like, I never heard of that.
Speaker 1: What talent is this? And I'm like, what's here? Now?
Speaker 1: I never heard of it. I don't even want to
Speaker 1: say what it is. How do people? I don't almost
Speaker 1: don't want to say it because people are gonna find it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: can you find anyone's number on the internet? Only if
Speaker 1: it's tied to things. If you use it on like
Speaker 1: online shopping, then it can start being sold to like
Speaker 1: third party places. So but how does someone google and
Speaker 1: find for example, Eddy's cell phone number? Challenge people. I'm not,
Speaker 1: but I'm asking for anyone. How do you how do
Speaker 1: people find? How come I can't just go justin bieber
Speaker 1: go and find a cell phone number? Well, because like
Speaker 1: public record goes out online too, So like if you
Speaker 1: bought a house, if you bought something, your information's there
Speaker 1: and these places will take it and sell it to
Speaker 1: these online spaces that then somebody can in turn pay
Speaker 1: them ten dollars to give you all that information. What
Speaker 1: about the places where they're like, oh, you want a
Speaker 1: full background check and they give you like a third
Speaker 1: of it, they block it out like you want the
Speaker 1: rest of it? Twenty nine? You ever bought that? No,
Speaker 1: but I've been real close. Yeah, a couple of times.
Speaker 1: I've been real close. Yeah, what's up, Morgan? No, it's
Speaker 1: like that. It's that same website that you're talking about.
Speaker 1: People will pay for that to get those numbers. Why
Speaker 1: would someone pay for that unless they're doing a background
Speaker 1: check for work? Creepy, Yeah, unless you're in a background check,
Speaker 1: it's gotta be creepy, right, yeah. Or just if they're
Speaker 1: looking into somebody and they can't find any information, they're
Speaker 1: like there's got to be something on this person. That's
Speaker 1: probably why. But like there's also things too if you've
Speaker 1: never scrubbed your stuff from the internet, Like mine was
Speaker 1: sitting on a resume from ten years years ago. My
Speaker 1: phone number was on it, and I had no idea
Speaker 1: it was still on the internet somewhere. So the resume
Speaker 1: was on the Internet on it. Interesting, So but you
Speaker 1: had to do like a deep Google search to find
Speaker 1: that because I had thought I scrubbed it. So like,
Speaker 1: unless you like really do a deep scrub of yourself
Speaker 1: on the Internet, it's going to be there somewhere. What
Speaker 1: job were you trying to get? I think that was
Speaker 1: when I got my initial job at i Heeart in Wichita.
Speaker 1: Was that resume coming from what from college? So like
Speaker 1: brand new resume had my face on it, so like
Speaker 1: people know it's me, and yeah, I looked very young.
Speaker 1: What was your first ever job where you gotta paycheck
Speaker 1: from a company? Because I'm ode yards and rate leaves
Speaker 1: and hustled when I was young young, But your first
Speaker 1: ever job where a company paid you amy hostess Lone
Speaker 1: Star cafe, and was it awesome? Was a miserable? I mean,
Speaker 1: it's pretty miserable, gonna lie, but I was excited my
Speaker 1: friend got a job there. First it was like a
Speaker 1: summer job because of course i'd baby sat in different things,
Speaker 1: but that wasn't an official paycheck. But I mean that's
Speaker 1: when I worked hours. And then taxes started coming out
Speaker 1: and you get the actual paper check and you go
Speaker 1: deposit it. I mean that part was kind of fun,
Speaker 1: but then you see how much you, like, actually are
Speaker 1: not making yeah, babysitting where they don't take taxes. My
Speaker 1: first job where I got a paycheck and I worked
Speaker 1: there on and off for years was hobby Lobby and
Speaker 1: that's when hobby Lobby Bobby was created was created. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I started by, you know, working in the store
Speaker 1: and building displays, which is putting those racks together. But
Speaker 1: by the end of it, I was working the register.
Speaker 1: It was awesome, and I was the guy front answering
Speaker 1: the calls hobby lobby. This is Bobby is hilarious. And
Speaker 1: I would my friends would come through and they'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh man, I wish I could get a cheaper deal
Speaker 1: on this picture frame. But there were codes, like coupon
Speaker 1: codes that we knew, and you could just go fifteen
Speaker 1: percent off just like that, and it wasn't even illegal.
Speaker 1: I wasn't stealing any thing. So I worked at hobby lobby.
Speaker 1: That was my first one, and then did maintenance on
Speaker 1: a golf course and then waited tables like all of
Speaker 1: that kind of over that three or four year span.
Speaker 1: But first paycheck hobby lobby, that same hobby lobby. When
Speaker 1: I quit, I think I'd been gone a year. They
Speaker 1: the guy was walking out of the back with a
Speaker 1: bag of money, murdered him, murdered murder and put him
Speaker 1: in the trash compactor after that, what yea, Mike, look
Speaker 1: that up. They ain't going on a TV commercial, But
Speaker 1: we have a TV crab crew and here shooting stuff
Speaker 1: for a commercial. But yes, if you see hobby lobby
Speaker 1: in Hot Springs, the manager that came in and he
Speaker 1: got put in a what they robbed him the trash compactor.
Speaker 1: That's the one that squeezes the trash lobby. Do you
Speaker 1: see it? Might What does that have to do with
Speaker 1: a store. It's just a wholesome place. Are you thinking
Speaker 1: we're not gonna rob that one? That's other good people
Speaker 1: up They rob anything they love the lord. The situation
Speaker 1: was crazy. Um so that was what that was me, Eddie,
Speaker 1: what was your first job? Lifeguards City and McCallan first paycheck?
Speaker 1: I got it. It was like three hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 1: Bought a guitar, that's what you said. I went, I
Speaker 1: didn't even save up. I've cashed the paycheck and I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm going straight to the music store and
Speaker 1: buying a guitar. And I was like, that's not the
Speaker 1: point of life, Like you don't just work and then
Speaker 1: spend it all the next day. But it was a
Speaker 1: great guitar. I had it for like ten years. Latchbox.
Speaker 1: It was Randall's grocery store. I was fifteen years old
Speaker 1: and I was a bagger, and man, let me tell you,
Speaker 1: it was awesome because Bella was this hot cashier. She
Speaker 1: was a couple of years older than me, and she
Speaker 1: was from a foreign country. And I just sat at
Speaker 1: her register and bagged all her groceries. All the other
Speaker 1: cashiers would get mad at me, and man, I was
Speaker 1: just like, man, this is my girl. Did you ever
Speaker 1: make out with her? Now? But she drove a Toyota
Speaker 1: ter cell I do remember that. That's nothing to do
Speaker 1: with the question, I know, But I tell you what look,
Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna make out with your kids.
Speaker 1: That's not what I had. I thought I was gonna
Speaker 1: make out with her in The manager had to pull
Speaker 1: me aside and be like, look, hey man, the other
Speaker 1: cashiers are upset because you just sit at her register.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, well she's flirting with me. Oh she
Speaker 1: was flirting. She was eighteen. Oh yeah, she was team
Speaker 1: young seventeen. You're an old fifteen. Maybe maybe when I
Speaker 1: was a young fifteen and she was an old eighteen,
Speaker 1: she was about to graduate high school. What was your
Speaker 1: first adult job that was your first step into what
Speaker 1: you thought your career would be. Amy my sales job
Speaker 1: out of college, Natural Stone. I mean it was a
Speaker 1: wholesale because I'm not good at pushy sales, but like,
Speaker 1: I had a product, my customers needed it. So I
Speaker 1: had customers and I just had to take care of them,
Speaker 1: so that part was easy. And I literally that's the
Speaker 1: job I was doing when I joined the show, and
Speaker 1: I thought, well, if this doesn't work out, I'll go
Speaker 1: back to this job. And they said they'd take me
Speaker 1: back because I told them I'm going to go do
Speaker 1: this morning show thing for a little bit, and they
Speaker 1: were like, Oh, that's cute. Your job's here when you're
Speaker 1: ready to come back. And that was sixteen seventeen years ago.
Speaker 1: What if you called them we recorded and you're like, hey,
Speaker 1: I think I'm ready to come back us I could try.
Speaker 1: Did they still work there? The same people think that
Speaker 1: they sold it for a lot of money. Would you
Speaker 1: have made it that money? Dang it? Well now? But
Speaker 1: I mean most people that I know there went on
Speaker 1: to do very successful things, so who knows it would
Speaker 1: have been a stepping stone YouTube like that. I mean,
Speaker 1: but in the industry, in the natural stone business, edie news.
Speaker 1: I mean I ran for the five o'clock news. I
Speaker 1: was still I was right after my lifeguard career. I
Speaker 1: got into news. They needed a teleprompter operator, so I
Speaker 1: would teleprompt the five o'clock news and do editing for
Speaker 1: the six o'clock news. Did that for a couple of
Speaker 1: years while I was in college, and I mean, that's
Speaker 1: what led me to news in Austin, and then I
Speaker 1: met you through doing TV and rest history. My first
Speaker 1: one was a radio job when I was seventeen, almost eighteen.
Speaker 1: I went to a radio station in a really small
Speaker 1: town in Arkansas, Hot Springs and they hired me to
Speaker 1: do the weekend countdown, but not on the air, to
Speaker 1: switch out CDs like the Rick DCD. And then somebody
Speaker 1: stole some station equipment and they needed someone to be
Speaker 1: on the air overnights and weekends, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I would love to do that, So they hired me,
Speaker 1: and they were like, your name is either Bobby Bones
Speaker 1: or Bobby Z. And I thought both these names suck.
Speaker 1: I will never be I'll take Bobby Bones. But I
Speaker 1: that's the stupidest name ever, and I'm not going to
Speaker 1: stick with it more than like three months. I don't
Speaker 1: feel like that was I feel like that's worked out
Speaker 1: for me very well. Bobby Z would be so weird.
Speaker 1: I mean it wouldn't because now it fits. My real
Speaker 1: name is obviously Bobby, but Bobby it fits only because
Speaker 1: it's what you know it is. But I remember I
Speaker 1: was so embarrassed. I'm still embarrassed of it whenever it's
Speaker 1: somebody who knows nothing about what I do and gets
Speaker 1: introduced to me as that, like when you go to
Speaker 1: the doctor's office. And I would never use Bobby Bones. No, man,
Speaker 1: quick if they see Bones on the schedule, I don't
Speaker 1: need people that are looking in my private stuff, either
Speaker 1: documents or body to know my pub career. So no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't need that. Sometimes if I'm somewhere
Speaker 1: like a doctor, mostly it's afterward, okay, you buy bones.
Speaker 1: And depending on how embarrassed I am of my doctor's appointment,
Speaker 1: I'll be like, yes, I am a nice to meet you,
Speaker 1: or it's like, yeah, that's it's one of those two.
Speaker 1: I never say no. I never say no before, but
Speaker 1: sometimes I get embarrassed if it's like something to do
Speaker 1: with anything below my belly button. M I get that.
Speaker 1: I just don't, you know. I had a nurse once
Speaker 1: a long time ago recognize me as my pants were
Speaker 1: down and a mole was being cut off, like the
Speaker 1: top part of my butt, and she was like, I
Speaker 1: know you from somewhere, and I'm like, and the moles
Speaker 1: will give you away when it hit her, Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: seen this, but before she just should have in retrospect.
Speaker 1: Maybe Oh, I don't know. What's a tough one. If
Speaker 1: you're gonna see anything about me naked, I don't want
Speaker 1: you to to put the you know, connected dots. But
Speaker 1: I was in the doctor's office and I was getting
Speaker 1: some moles cut off, and she's like, okay, put you
Speaker 1: put your pants down. And I didn't have to go
Speaker 1: all the way down with them, but you know, to
Speaker 1: mid cheek down, and she was about to put this
Speaker 1: little where they freeze them and then cut them off,
Speaker 1: and so I pulled them down, and I just don't
Speaker 1: think she was thinking, and she was like, don't I
Speaker 1: know you from somewhere, And I remember thinking, don't, don't,
Speaker 1: don't you don't not right now, you don't please don't, please,
Speaker 1: don't please stop talking about this. And then she's she
Speaker 1: was like, oh my phones, yeah here, I am got it.
Speaker 1: And so she saw, Um, I'm sure I've had doctors
Speaker 1: like I had to get when I tore my butt
Speaker 1: hole on the peloton and I went in and she
Speaker 1: had to go and do butt hole stuff. Not a
Speaker 1: big deal to her because she does it every day,
Speaker 1: but I would rather her not be a listener because
Speaker 1: you know, it's the butt hole convention. She's like, you know,
Speaker 1: he's about I work on five bones and they have
Speaker 1: hole conventions. This is a big convention with thousands of Yeah,
Speaker 1: big banner, but welcome to But so that that situation
Speaker 1: is always weird Lunchbox first adult job was this job.
Speaker 1: I mean really, no, no, no no. I thought this was
Speaker 1: gonna be a stepping stone, Like I was waiting for
Speaker 1: the Real World on MTV to call me. So in
Speaker 1: the meantime, I met Bobby at a bar. He offered
Speaker 1: me a job, and I was like, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: I'll be on the radio for a little bit and
Speaker 1: then I'll be on the real world. My career will
Speaker 1: take off. And Real World never called, so I just
Speaker 1: kind of got stuck here. Lunchbox was working as a
Speaker 1: delivery driver for Jason's Delhi. Yeah, and I wouldn't consider
Speaker 1: that a grown up job. You were out of college. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was out of college, but it wasn't like what
Speaker 1: I was gonna do with my career. And I was
Speaker 1: making straight cash. Like I really had to debate whether no,
Speaker 1: because I don't know what. I don't know that I
Speaker 1: would say what you're about to say if I was
Speaker 1: gonna leave that job. I thought I was gonna say
Speaker 1: it was straight cash. I had debate whether it Texas, No,
Speaker 1: I took a pay cut. Probably didn't. I took a
Speaker 1: pay cut to join the show, and I had to
Speaker 1: debate them with myself. I'm like, man, I'm your number
Speaker 1: two delivery driver. You get to do breakfast and lunch.
Speaker 1: You really want to give this up? And I did
Speaker 1: tough decisions the first years of the show. Munch Block
Speaker 1: did not have a microphone. We couldn't afford another microphone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I worked at Costco at the same time. Wow,
Speaker 1: two jobs. Yeah, you want to talking about embarrassing when
Speaker 1: you're working at Costco and people are like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: aren't you lunch by? Yeah? Man, you need you need
Speaker 1: mean to carry these groceries out of your car, Like god, Lee,
Speaker 1: that was humiliating. Like, Yo, I'm a radio star and
Speaker 1: I am here putting your groceries in your Toyota super
Speaker 1: or whatever. I mean. I was like, oh, it's so embarrassing. Okay,
Speaker 1: So yeah, so he worked at Costco. We were all
Speaker 1: broke though then, and you weren't the only one. You
Speaker 1: also lived with your parents. I did live with my parents.
Speaker 1: I moved back in with my parents absolutely, and I
Speaker 1: moved in with my mom during the early years of
Speaker 1: the show. I mean, I ended up getting married, but
Speaker 1: I had to. I lived with my mom a little
Speaker 1: bit before. I lived with him for like three or
Speaker 1: four years. But you could have moved out and you
Speaker 1: just stayed saving money. Yeah, I say I was saving money. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he just liked being with his mom. I remember once, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Lunchbox was injured, hurt his ankle, but his mom was
Speaker 1: giving him full baths, sponge baths because he couldn't get
Speaker 1: to it. And I'm like, you will, you can your ankle. No, No,
Speaker 1: I had ankle surgery. Let's not. I'm like, like it
Speaker 1: was a twisted ankle, like I went under the knife.
Speaker 1: So I had stitches in my ankle and they they
Speaker 1: could not get wet. So I would lay in the
Speaker 1: bathtub and my mom would give me a sponge bath.
Speaker 1: But you were you were naked, fully naked. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was like I was twenty six or twenty seven. But
Speaker 1: it was just your ankle. You just had to throw
Speaker 1: your foot over the side of it. Was yeah, but
Speaker 1: then I can't reach down there and where like my like,
Speaker 1: do you know how the bathtub is. You gotta lay
Speaker 1: back to put your feet up to keep it out
Speaker 1: of the water. So the sit up, No, because in
Speaker 1: your foots in the water. A shower with your leg
Speaker 1: out or oh yeah, you can wrap it and wrap
Speaker 1: the trash bag guys. Or you could have your mother
Speaker 1: helped you because your mother, And that's fine too, But
Speaker 1: I don't think I would have been naked in a bathtub.
Speaker 1: How are you going to get it clean if you're
Speaker 1: not naked. He also kisses his dad on the list. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I kiss my mom and my dad on the limp.
Speaker 1: What's up? Still still check it? I'm forty kiss him
Speaker 1: on the list? What up? It's a culture day. He's
Speaker 1: obviously French. Obviously listen to him. Amy, did you ever
Speaker 1: find out if that gas station person stole your credit
Speaker 1: card number? No? But ever since then, I've had multiple issues.
Speaker 1: We've had to get new credit cards. I'm locked out
Speaker 1: of certain accounts, like suspicious purchases have been made. I
Speaker 1: have no idea if they're linked, but I'm about about
Speaker 1: I need to maybe get an investigator on my case,
Speaker 1: and need to get an investigator on your case. Interesting,
Speaker 1: Like I'm building a case and I need someone to investigate.
Speaker 1: Just call the credit card company now, because multiple things
Speaker 1: are just going wrong. A Dare Queen employee was busted
Speaker 1: stealing credit card numbers, yeah, and then using it for
Speaker 1: only fans. Oh, I mean, so they would do what
Speaker 1: I've always been afraid of is they would take pictures
Speaker 1: of the credit card and then use it as long
Speaker 1: as you take a picture of the number, and then
Speaker 1: on the back there's a date and there's the code.
Speaker 1: It's not that hard to hide that stuff. It's not.
Speaker 1: It's not it's hard to hide that stuff, right, because
Speaker 1: my doesn't have my number on it at all? What
Speaker 1: do you mean? It's just has a chip and then
Speaker 1: a magnetic strip and there's no number on it at all.
Speaker 1: Sometimes when I'm trying to use it, I can't even
Speaker 1: I'm like, what is on the back? Eddie? Maybe? But
Speaker 1: it's all worn out? So how do you shop online?
Speaker 1: Then I have to put in your three nugit code. Well,
Speaker 1: you know what's even worse, I probably have it on
Speaker 1: my phone. I probably wrote my credit card number on
Speaker 1: my phone. That could be hacked. But could it? Sure?
Speaker 1: Like they always such a tough punch, are tough. They
Speaker 1: always say, don't don't put your passwords on your phone anywhere,
Speaker 1: because then people will find it. They do, Yeah, in
Speaker 1: your phone? Yeah, I think you just say stuff. No
Speaker 1: you've if it says Google password and then the actual password.
Speaker 1: If your phone ever gets hackedy, We're like, well that's
Speaker 1: the password. It's tough to hack a phone. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think Eddie's really a mistaken because cops can't even hack
Speaker 1: a cell phone. That's not true. They can't, that's can't.
Speaker 1: That's why they're always the FBI. Can't look at your
Speaker 1: phone right now? No, well, I don't know what the
Speaker 1: word and going through the phone service and doing all
Speaker 1: kinds of things on I'm shockbones at how you know
Speaker 1: open you are to technology and anything's possible that you
Speaker 1: don't believe that that's possible. I do believe people can
Speaker 1: hack into a phone, but I don't think with iPhones
Speaker 1: it's as easy as you think it is. I think
Speaker 1: that they could come up to you and put a
Speaker 1: gun to your head and then hold your phone up
Speaker 1: too your face and you unlock it with your face
Speaker 1: old school I know, one not face ideas on old school.
Speaker 1: I think they could. You could probably be trojan trojan
Speaker 1: into your email and you can flick a link and
Speaker 1: they have access to that way speaking. But I don't
Speaker 1: think that someone can just look and go I want
Speaker 1: to hack that phone and just go get into it.
Speaker 1: I think for the most part, they have to find
Speaker 1: a way in Morgan, What do you think about that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like the having passwords on your
Speaker 1: phone isn't as bad as like putting them in and
Speaker 1: saving them on your browsers, because that's where like scammers
Speaker 1: come from the Internet. What do you mean can so
Speaker 1: like if you save your passwords to things and every
Speaker 1: time you log into something it's just saved, that's going
Speaker 1: to be a likelihood of you getting scammed easier than
Speaker 1: somebody hacking into your phone and finding a list of
Speaker 1: passwords my fingerprint does I guess they cut off my
Speaker 1: finger If amy's like old school, have a gun, they
Speaker 1: cut off my finger, then they can get them my
Speaker 1: ESPN account. Okay, wait, so we're not supposed to. It's ay,
Speaker 1: save password for quicker use later. I do that with
Speaker 1: credit cards too. Oh you got to because it's sure,
Speaker 1: that's fine because I don't guess. I'm only telling myself
Speaker 1: that because I want to how did these celebrities get
Speaker 1: stuff hacked in their pictures? And I don't know music, Well,
Speaker 1: it doesn't happen a lot, though, I mean, how often
Speaker 1: do we hear a major celebrity's phone has been It
Speaker 1: happens a couple of a few times a year. But
Speaker 1: I think unless you download something that allows someone to
Speaker 1: get in, it's tough, or unless they hold a gun
Speaker 1: to your head and put your face at the old school.
Speaker 1: But you know, if you know, if you don't look
Speaker 1: at it won't open. What do you mean? Yeah, but
Speaker 1: if you've a gun to your head, you're gonna look. No.
Speaker 1: But if it's your face and you're looking off for
Speaker 1: the let me see, well I can't see if I
Speaker 1: do it look the other way. Do you look at
Speaker 1: my phone? I'm gonna do it with my eyes closed
Speaker 1: and see if it opens. Ready, it's not working. Okay,
Speaker 1: it went to your number. Now open your eyes. Did
Speaker 1: it open? Look? Yeah? Oh so I have to close
Speaker 1: your eyes. If you got a gun to your head,
Speaker 1: just collect your eyes and refuse. I will not open
Speaker 1: my eyes. I mean, did you when you did your
Speaker 1: registration of the face or whatever, did you have your
Speaker 1: glasses on? Or do you do both versions? No glasses?
Speaker 1: But it's so just recognized eyes. I can we're thinking
Speaker 1: about my glasses. Is I can take my glasses off
Speaker 1: and I can walk through a crowd of people that
Speaker 1: know me and they will not stop me and think
Speaker 1: it's me, which is crazy because Superman always like I
Speaker 1: was like, come on, it's glasses. Really, Clark can't versus
Speaker 1: Superman like that's it glasses, But you say that people
Speaker 1: don't recognize. That's nuts. We were having kind of a music,
Speaker 1: you know, gathering here in town and our boss was
Speaker 1: there and I did have my glasses on and I
Speaker 1: walk up all night no I was walking us. I
Speaker 1: think I was cleaning my glasses or something. And I
Speaker 1: walk up with no glasses on and he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: excuse me. I was like, it's me crazy, and he
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I didn't even notice. You know, you
Speaker 1: were an eperglasses on. I'm telling or for it like
Speaker 1: a show or something. And It's like, well, I need
Speaker 1: to get out and get to the car pretty quickly
Speaker 1: and I'll take my glasses off. And nobody stopped me.
Speaker 1: Nobody will stop me, or for it them all, nobody
Speaker 1: will stop me. There's a story like George Strait, He's
Speaker 1: able to go down to like wherever if he has
Speaker 1: a baseball hat on, and isn't there some woman that
Speaker 1: was like talking to I'm like, hey, you're here, George
Speaker 1: Straight's gonna be here. He's like, oh really, and it
Speaker 1: was him the whole time. I was told a story.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know that's very different. I will hide
Speaker 1: my source, but I was told a story where he
Speaker 1: went with George Straight to a bar in another country,
Speaker 1: a European country. So they were together in a group
Speaker 1: and they go to this European country and there's a
Speaker 1: kid up on the stage and he's playing country music
Speaker 1: and the kids playing and he's playing like two three
Speaker 1: George Straight songs in a row, and the guy I
Speaker 1: know one up the kid and goes, hey, you like
Speaker 1: George Straight. He's like that's fine. He's like, well, that's
Speaker 1: him right there, and he's like, no, it's not. It's
Speaker 1: not George Straight. I know what George Straight looks like.
Speaker 1: And he pulls it up on his phone and showed
Speaker 1: the guy what George Straight looked like. Is that's George Straight.
Speaker 1: He goes, that doesn't look like him. He goes, no,
Speaker 1: that's George Strait. And literally it was George Straight in
Speaker 1: the bar with a ball cap on. And then George
Speaker 1: Right ended up getting on stage and playing a couple
Speaker 1: of songs too, And then the kid found out and
Speaker 1: then didn't care because he's from Ireland and just knew
Speaker 1: the song. But yeah, I don't want my glasses. Nobody
Speaker 1: knows who I am. Swearing could help ease physical pain.
Speaker 1: Where do we stand on swearing in general? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: don't love it, but I used to never swear, and
Speaker 1: then the last couple of years I do it sometimes
Speaker 1: and it does feel good. And it was I wasn't
Speaker 1: swearing for anymore, like it wasn't a thing. It just
Speaker 1: cuss words didn't come to my brain. And now they
Speaker 1: do and they come out and I feel better. So
Speaker 1: I am. Yeah, I haven't had a cussword in four years,
Speaker 1: and at this point now it's just a streak. M
Speaker 1: I think it's just a sound. I thought you were
Speaker 1: going to transition into doing it. I'm gonna transition on
Speaker 1: the cell phone first, and I'm never going But AMAS
Speaker 1: had a bad word in four years, just because I
Speaker 1: didn't want to slip up and say it here on
Speaker 1: the show. I don't say it in my comedy acts.
Speaker 1: I was like, why am I so no bad words?
Speaker 1: I do think them though, I do think that's interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: sometimes I'll think, how do you how do you think
Speaker 1: a bad word like that? I just did watch Oh hey,
Speaker 1: watch your mouth. See you know which WORDY was thinking? Yes,
Speaker 1: the bad one, the bad, bad one. That's the only one.
Speaker 1: I think, what's the bad bad there's only one bad
Speaker 1: bad one? Yes, what is that? What is it? The word? Oh,
Speaker 1: that's the bad bad one. Now there are worse ones. No,
Speaker 1: there's not a worse curse word. There are nastier ones
Speaker 1: to some people. But universally that's the worst one. Like
Speaker 1: the C word. Yes, no, that's that's not worse. That
Speaker 1: is not a word I would say, and then I
Speaker 1: would make me feel good like that would make me
Speaker 1: feel But that's not even a curse. That's a bad
Speaker 1: it's inappropriate. That's an inappropriate word, but not a curse word.
Speaker 1: That's the difference. I know, but I don't consider it's
Speaker 1: like the next level. But in some cultures, even to
Speaker 1: speak English, that's a funny word. That's not a bad word. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like in um people in England, I said all the
Speaker 1: time they yeah about their buddies. So that's why that
Speaker 1: doesn't it number one on the chart for me. The
Speaker 1: F word, universally is the worst curse word. A study
Speaker 1: found that when subjects were asked to put their hand
Speaker 1: in a bucket of ice water. Those who swore were
Speaker 1: able to withstand the pain forty seconds longer. Yep. I
Speaker 1: think it's just about a release, some sort of more saying.
Speaker 1: I mean, you could probably say whatever, like flow of words,
Speaker 1: so bones when you stub your toe? Do you think
Speaker 1: the curse words good? That's a good question. No, not
Speaker 1: then I only think curse words when Arkansas loses or
Speaker 1: I get scared. When the cop got behind me the
Speaker 1: other day it's been a few weeks now on the interstate.
Speaker 1: I really thought I was gonna let one slip because
Speaker 1: I was probably and I don't drive fast, but I
Speaker 1: was probably doing seventy eight in a seventy and that
Speaker 1: cop swung around and I was like, oh, and I
Speaker 1: feel like almost said it. I feel like that's an
Speaker 1: S word. I mean, and we should highlight that that's rare.
Speaker 1: Like you normally go sixty in a seventy, but is
Speaker 1: seventy eight speeding in a seventy And you guys is mind?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yeah, people, no, no no, no no, don't do that.
Speaker 1: Don't be in a cop. Course it's above the speed limit,
Speaker 1: but is it's speeding to the point where do you
Speaker 1: think a CoP's gonna pull you over because right most
Speaker 1: people say, no, I'm not being Eddie. One one time
Speaker 1: I got pulled over and I told the cop it's
Speaker 1: one time. I was seventy two on a seventy Morgan.
Speaker 1: When you talk like a normal peru, yes, I don't
Speaker 1: feel like you're genuinely speeding and need to be concerned
Speaker 1: unless I'm going ten over that. At that point, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll probably get pulled over arguement. If I go over
Speaker 1: five over, I get nervous that I could be considered
Speaker 1: a speeding so I'll hit it at five over and
Speaker 1: I'll put it on cruise or whatever. But that's it.
Speaker 1: In Texas, they have eighty mile hour. Oh it's awesome,
Speaker 1: and that feels like I'm cheating. I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: going to jail. Like, okay, big shots. Next time there's
Speaker 1: a cop behind you, go five miles over the speed limit,
Speaker 1: I do I five overs when it's right behind you. No,
Speaker 1: you watch that, You're like, oh my gosh, that's it
Speaker 1: might be seventy one. It's a little slower. Eddie was
Speaker 1: driving into work one day and there was a car
Speaker 1: holding everybody up on the interstate and he was like,
Speaker 1: what's happening. We're on the interstate and this old lady
Speaker 1: is in the way, and you drove up to the
Speaker 1: car and it was it was you. It was me like,
Speaker 1: of course it's a bobby. I's holding everybody elow and
Speaker 1: everyone down on the interstate. Yeah, white knuckling all the
Speaker 1: way in ten and two, I got a ticket in
Speaker 1: that same spot like three years ago. I've learned my lesson. Yeah,
Speaker 1: once I get a ticket, and I've had like two
Speaker 1: tickets in my whole life. I got a ticket. I'm
Speaker 1: scared to death. Even today. Our security guy who gets
Speaker 1: up here and beats us here to make sure we
Speaker 1: get in the building, he texts me cock car some
Speaker 1: mornings and he's like, cock car. I don't even come
Speaker 1: to work those days, to stay home, scared to go in.
Speaker 1: Let's do a couple more things here. An album you
Speaker 1: can listen to all the way through without skipping any songs.
Speaker 1: So we're talking about to you basically the perfect album,
Speaker 1: which you know, I don't think a lot of artists
Speaker 1: are making as many full albums as they were before
Speaker 1: because it is such a singles culture. Meaning unless I'm
Speaker 1: a diehard fan of this artist I listened to an album, Yeah,
Speaker 1: if I if I like them a little bit, I'll
Speaker 1: check out a few songs. But I'm not gonna listen
Speaker 1: to a full album of anyone unless it's like one
Speaker 1: of my absolute favorites. What's an album you can listen
Speaker 1: all the way through without any skips? Greatest hits don't count. Okay,
Speaker 1: the album I can listen through all the way through,
Speaker 1: no skips. Casey Musgraves, same trailer, different park, We're going
Speaker 1: back old school Casey Track one, silver Lining, Track to
Speaker 1: My House, Legend, Help Place to Drain, The Sceptics album,
Speaker 1: and track three Merry Go Round, Merry Well, Amy Whatshers,
Speaker 1: Mind's Dixie Chicks, and I think the album it's either
Speaker 1: I think it might be lie Well. You better know
Speaker 1: the name of it, Amy's favorite album. She doesn't know
Speaker 1: the name of the album. No, it's not my favorite album.
Speaker 1: It's an album where I could listen to every song
Speaker 1: thrown through because there's George Strait albums and Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: songs that are my favorite songs, songs, but I could
Speaker 1: some of the songs on the album, like why did
Speaker 1: George cut this? This is so bad? So you would
Speaker 1: if there was a twelve song album and there were
Speaker 1: eight you love before that We're Terrible, you could still
Speaker 1: rate that album as your favorite, above one that you
Speaker 1: could listen all the way through. Okay, yeah, but this
Speaker 1: one has I know we have the ready to Run
Speaker 1: clip there, but I would have chosen Cowboy Take Me
Speaker 1: Away Goodbye. First tracks not the best Ready to Run
Speaker 1: the first one Eddie Garth Brooks Roping the Wind, I mean,
Speaker 1: because I was old enough to buy that one for
Speaker 1: myself and actually like listen to that one. I knew
Speaker 1: Garth Brooks one and No Fences, but I got to
Speaker 1: purchase rope in the Wind. What's this? This is against
Speaker 1: the Grain is the first one. It's one, two three.
Speaker 1: That's why we have about the first tracks. It's against
Speaker 1: the Grain. And then number two is I believe Rodeo
Speaker 1: dust from his memory right now? Number three, number three,
Speaker 1: I think it's what she's doing now, go come on.
Speaker 1: That's pretty good there, and that was like middle school
Speaker 1: for me? Is that really? What's your midd school in?
Speaker 1: Like sixty eight? Here? No? No? All right? Um, I
Speaker 1: think that's that's it. We've been going for a while. Ray,
Speaker 1: how long has this been thirty four. All right, I
Speaker 1: think we're good. Um. I think that's it, and we
Speaker 1: will see you guys tomorrow. I hope you guys have
Speaker 1: a good Tuesday and we will see you on the
Speaker 1: show tomorrow