WEBVTT - Tuesday Post Show (03-29-22)

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<v Speaker 1>It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby Bones. You know, I keep my entire life gritted

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<v Speaker 1>out on a calendar, almost minute to minute calendar is

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<v Speaker 1>pretty tired. But I've been using Google Calendars for the

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<v Speaker 1>past few months because my iPhone calendar doesn't work. It's awful.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, so I got a new cell phone and

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<v Speaker 1>a new number, and now I'm trying to move back

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<v Speaker 1>to Apple calendars. And this has been something in my

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<v Speaker 1>life heavy that has been bothersome that I can't wait

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<v Speaker 1>to correct that nobody else gives a crap about, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>does anyone use g calendar? No, you have started to

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<v Speaker 1>oh awful. You can't even look out it on your

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<v Speaker 1>computer unless you log into something. So I'm switching phones.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a new phone number and only two people

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<v Speaker 1>have it so far. M Mike has it. And I

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<v Speaker 1>sent Mike a text. He didn't know who it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Eddie has it, and I asked ed if we wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to go hang out and he never responded, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, hey, buddy, why don't you responding And he

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I don't know who this is. I did

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<v Speaker 1>one of those things where you like start like searching

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<v Speaker 1>the number, and like, I'm not trying to figure this person.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never sent this person a text in my life. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a lot of weird texts and calls from

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<v Speaker 1>people who just have found my number in places over

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<v Speaker 1>the years. So I'm just transitioning to a new number.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't think. I don't think I knew I

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<v Speaker 1>texted you guys from the new number. So I just

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<v Speaker 1>sent a message out with keef. Wait never response. I

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<v Speaker 1>never got anything back. But the new phone I have

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<v Speaker 1>is also much smaller than this one. This one is

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<v Speaker 1>I think a Pro Max or something. It's the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't see well, the other one is like

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<v Speaker 1>half its size, and I guess I didn't know the

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<v Speaker 1>difference when I got it, and so now I squint

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<v Speaker 1>and I had to blow up the font on it.

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<v Speaker 1>So now they so we went from like smaller phones

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<v Speaker 1>to bigger phones, and now we're back to small again.

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<v Speaker 1>I could have got a bigger one, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what to call it, and when they

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<v Speaker 1>gave it to me, my other phone wasn't with me.

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<v Speaker 1>I just thought it was big. So now I have

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<v Speaker 1>this smaller phone. It's a whole situation. I'm just try

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<v Speaker 1>to figure out my phone life. I've got two phones.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't use it, it stays charged. Fun fact,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's cool. For like four days this phone is

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<v Speaker 1>set unused, charged and just sits there with all the juice.

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<v Speaker 1>That's really cool. So but now I gotta move app

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<v Speaker 1>So I got to the whole thing of my contacts.

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<v Speaker 1>I know like three percent of the people that are

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<v Speaker 1>in my contacts if I to send number fifteen years

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<v Speaker 1>and so I've started over and I have two contacts

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<v Speaker 1>so far, Eddie and Mike. All right, come in the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of you guys sometime soon. Don't worry. Don't feel

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<v Speaker 1>left out. And your wife, right, you got her in there?

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<v Speaker 1>Or is she third? Well yet he'll get there. I

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<v Speaker 1>will get there. Yeah, I know hers because it says

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<v Speaker 1>Muscogee Oklahome on it, so it's the only one that

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<v Speaker 1>says Muscoge. But I haven't added any numbers or anything yet.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's I'm moving over to the new phone. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a little stressful because I'm gonna people are gonna reach

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<v Speaker 1>out and be like, hey, can't get a hold of you,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm gonna say, oh, I got in a number.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I say, what is it? I'm saying no, that's

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<v Speaker 1>why I got in a number so you can't get

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<v Speaker 1>a hold of me. Make him feel a lot word yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so that that's that's what's happening right now. And I

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<v Speaker 1>get two plugs ends. It's just too much to hand

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<v Speaker 1>and eventually I'm going to get rid of this number.

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<v Speaker 1>So this version of me, look at me, take me in.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at you. It's going away because it's new

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<v Speaker 1>me real soon. Okay, smaller phone in an area code

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<v Speaker 1>I don't recognize. Never seen this area code before, have

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<v Speaker 1>you guys? Oh no, I had no idea what that was. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they were like, here's your number. They gave me this

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<v Speaker 1>area code. I was like, I never heard of that.

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<v Speaker 1>What talent is this? And I'm like, what's here? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>I never heard of it. I don't even want to

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<v Speaker 1>say what it is. How do people? I don't almost

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to say it because people are gonna find it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>can you find anyone's number on the internet? Only if

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<v Speaker 1>it's tied to things. If you use it on like

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<v Speaker 1>online shopping, then it can start being sold to like

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<v Speaker 1>third party places. So but how does someone google and

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<v Speaker 1>find for example, Eddy's cell phone number? Challenge people. I'm not,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm asking for anyone. How do you how do

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<v Speaker 1>people find? How come I can't just go justin bieber

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<v Speaker 1>go and find a cell phone number? Well, because like

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<v Speaker 1>public record goes out online too, So like if you

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<v Speaker 1>bought a house, if you bought something, your information's there

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<v Speaker 1>and these places will take it and sell it to

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<v Speaker 1>these online spaces that then somebody can in turn pay

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<v Speaker 1>them ten dollars to give you all that information. What

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<v Speaker 1>about the places where they're like, oh, you want a

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<v Speaker 1>full background check and they give you like a third

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<v Speaker 1>of it, they block it out like you want the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of it? Twenty nine? You ever bought that? No,

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<v Speaker 1>but I've been real close. Yeah, a couple of times.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been real close. Yeah, what's up, Morgan? No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like that. It's that same website that you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>People will pay for that to get those numbers. Why

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<v Speaker 1>would someone pay for that unless they're doing a background

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<v Speaker 1>check for work? Creepy, Yeah, unless you're in a background check,

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<v Speaker 1>it's gotta be creepy, right, yeah. Or just if they're

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<v Speaker 1>looking into somebody and they can't find any information, they're

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<v Speaker 1>like there's got to be something on this person. That's

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<v Speaker 1>probably why. But like there's also things too if you've

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<v Speaker 1>never scrubbed your stuff from the internet, Like mine was

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<v Speaker 1>sitting on a resume from ten years years ago. My

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<v Speaker 1>phone number was on it, and I had no idea

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<v Speaker 1>it was still on the internet somewhere. So the resume

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<v Speaker 1>was on the Internet on it. Interesting, So but you

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<v Speaker 1>had to do like a deep Google search to find

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<v Speaker 1>that because I had thought I scrubbed it. So like,

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<v Speaker 1>unless you like really do a deep scrub of yourself

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<v Speaker 1>on the Internet, it's going to be there somewhere. What

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<v Speaker 1>job were you trying to get? I think that was

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<v Speaker 1>when I got my initial job at i Heeart in Wichita.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that resume coming from what from college? So like

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<v Speaker 1>brand new resume had my face on it, so like

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<v Speaker 1>people know it's me, and yeah, I looked very young.

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<v Speaker 1>What was your first ever job where you gotta paycheck

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<v Speaker 1>from a company? Because I'm ode yards and rate leaves

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<v Speaker 1>and hustled when I was young young, But your first

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<v Speaker 1>ever job where a company paid you amy hostess Lone

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<v Speaker 1>Star cafe, and was it awesome? Was a miserable? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's pretty miserable, gonna lie, but I was excited my

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<v Speaker 1>friend got a job there. First it was like a

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<v Speaker 1>summer job because of course i'd baby sat in different things,

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<v Speaker 1>but that wasn't an official paycheck. But I mean that's

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<v Speaker 1>when I worked hours. And then taxes started coming out

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<v Speaker 1>and you get the actual paper check and you go

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<v Speaker 1>deposit it. I mean that part was kind of fun,

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<v Speaker 1>but then you see how much you, like, actually are

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<v Speaker 1>not making yeah, babysitting where they don't take taxes. My

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<v Speaker 1>first job where I got a paycheck and I worked

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<v Speaker 1>there on and off for years was hobby Lobby and

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<v Speaker 1>that's when hobby Lobby Bobby was created was created. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And I started by, you know, working in the store

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<v Speaker 1>and building displays, which is putting those racks together. But

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<v Speaker 1>by the end of it, I was working the register.

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<v Speaker 1>It was awesome, and I was the guy front answering

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<v Speaker 1>the calls hobby lobby. This is Bobby is hilarious. And

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<v Speaker 1>I would my friends would come through and they'd be like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh man, I wish I could get a cheaper deal

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<v Speaker 1>on this picture frame. But there were codes, like coupon

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<v Speaker 1>codes that we knew, and you could just go fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>percent off just like that, and it wasn't even illegal.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't stealing any thing. So I worked at hobby lobby.

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<v Speaker 1>That was my first one, and then did maintenance on

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<v Speaker 1>a golf course and then waited tables like all of

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<v Speaker 1>that kind of over that three or four year span.

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<v Speaker 1>But first paycheck hobby lobby, that same hobby lobby. When

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<v Speaker 1>I quit, I think I'd been gone a year. They

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<v Speaker 1>the guy was walking out of the back with a

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<v Speaker 1>bag of money, murdered him, murdered murder and put him

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<v Speaker 1>in the trash compactor after that, what yea, Mike, look

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<v Speaker 1>that up. They ain't going on a TV commercial, But

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<v Speaker 1>we have a TV crab crew and here shooting stuff

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<v Speaker 1>for a commercial. But yes, if you see hobby lobby

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<v Speaker 1>in Hot Springs, the manager that came in and he

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<v Speaker 1>got put in a what they robbed him the trash compactor.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the one that squeezes the trash lobby. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>see it? Might What does that have to do with

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<v Speaker 1>a store. It's just a wholesome place. Are you thinking

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<v Speaker 1>we're not gonna rob that one? That's other good people

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<v Speaker 1>up They rob anything they love the lord. The situation

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<v Speaker 1>was crazy. Um so that was what that was me, Eddie,

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<v Speaker 1>what was your first job? Lifeguards City and McCallan first paycheck?

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<v Speaker 1>I got it. It was like three hundred and fifty bucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Bought a guitar, that's what you said. I went, I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even save up. I've cashed the paycheck and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I'm going straight to the music store and

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<v Speaker 1>buying a guitar. And I was like, that's not the

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<v Speaker 1>point of life, Like you don't just work and then

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<v Speaker 1>spend it all the next day. But it was a

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<v Speaker 1>great guitar. I had it for like ten years. Latchbox.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Randall's grocery store. I was fifteen years old

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<v Speaker 1>and I was a bagger, and man, let me tell you,

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<v Speaker 1>it was awesome because Bella was this hot cashier. She

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<v Speaker 1>was a couple of years older than me, and she

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<v Speaker 1>was from a foreign country. And I just sat at

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<v Speaker 1>her register and bagged all her groceries. All the other

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<v Speaker 1>cashiers would get mad at me, and man, I was

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<v Speaker 1>just like, man, this is my girl. Did you ever

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<v Speaker 1>make out with her? Now? But she drove a Toyota

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<v Speaker 1>ter cell I do remember that. That's nothing to do

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<v Speaker 1>with the question, I know, But I tell you what look,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I was gonna make out with your kids.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not what I had. I thought I was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>make out with her in The manager had to pull

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<v Speaker 1>me aside and be like, look, hey man, the other

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<v Speaker 1>cashiers are upset because you just sit at her register.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, yeah, well she's flirting with me. Oh she

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<v Speaker 1>was flirting. She was eighteen. Oh yeah, she was team

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<v Speaker 1>young seventeen. You're an old fifteen. Maybe maybe when I

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<v Speaker 1>was a young fifteen and she was an old eighteen,

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<v Speaker 1>she was about to graduate high school. What was your

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<v Speaker 1>first adult job that was your first step into what

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<v Speaker 1>you thought your career would be. Amy my sales job

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<v Speaker 1>out of college, Natural Stone. I mean it was a

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<v Speaker 1>wholesale because I'm not good at pushy sales, but like,

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<v Speaker 1>I had a product, my customers needed it. So I

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<v Speaker 1>had customers and I just had to take care of them,

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<v Speaker 1>so that part was easy. And I literally that's the

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<v Speaker 1>job I was doing when I joined the show, and

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, well, if this doesn't work out, I'll go

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<v Speaker 1>back to this job. And they said they'd take me

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<v Speaker 1>back because I told them I'm going to go do

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<v Speaker 1>this morning show thing for a little bit, and they

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<v Speaker 1>were like, Oh, that's cute. Your job's here when you're

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<v Speaker 1>ready to come back. And that was sixteen seventeen years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>What if you called them we recorded and you're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm ready to come back us I could try.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they still work there? The same people think that

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<v Speaker 1>they sold it for a lot of money. Would you

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<v Speaker 1>have made it that money? Dang it? Well now? But

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<v Speaker 1>I mean most people that I know there went on

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<v Speaker 1>to do very successful things, so who knows it would

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<v Speaker 1>have been a stepping stone YouTube like that. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>but in the industry, in the natural stone business, edie news.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I ran for the five o'clock news. I

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<v Speaker 1>was still I was right after my lifeguard career. I

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<v Speaker 1>got into news. They needed a teleprompter operator, so I

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<v Speaker 1>would teleprompt the five o'clock news and do editing for

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<v Speaker 1>the six o'clock news. Did that for a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>years while I was in college, and I mean, that's

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<v Speaker 1>what led me to news in Austin, and then I

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<v Speaker 1>met you through doing TV and rest history. My first

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<v Speaker 1>one was a radio job when I was seventeen, almost eighteen.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to a radio station in a really small

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<v Speaker 1>town in Arkansas, Hot Springs and they hired me to

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<v Speaker 1>do the weekend countdown, but not on the air, to

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<v Speaker 1>switch out CDs like the Rick DCD. And then somebody

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<v Speaker 1>stole some station equipment and they needed someone to be

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<v Speaker 1>on the air overnights and weekends, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I would love to do that, So they hired me,

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<v Speaker 1>and they were like, your name is either Bobby Bones

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<v Speaker 1>or Bobby Z. And I thought both these names suck.

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<v Speaker 1>I will never be I'll take Bobby Bones. But I

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<v Speaker 1>that's the stupidest name ever, and I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 1>stick with it more than like three months. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>feel like that was I feel like that's worked out

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<v Speaker 1>for me very well. Bobby Z would be so weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it wouldn't because now it fits. My real

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<v Speaker 1>name is obviously Bobby, but Bobby it fits only because

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<v Speaker 1>it's what you know it is. But I remember I

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<v Speaker 1>was so embarrassed. I'm still embarrassed of it whenever it's

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<v Speaker 1>somebody who knows nothing about what I do and gets

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<v Speaker 1>introduced to me as that, like when you go to

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<v Speaker 1>the doctor's office. And I would never use Bobby Bones. No, man,

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<v Speaker 1>quick if they see Bones on the schedule, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>need people that are looking in my private stuff, either

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<v Speaker 1>documents or body to know my pub career. So no, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't need that. Sometimes if I'm somewhere

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<v Speaker 1>like a doctor, mostly it's afterward, okay, you buy bones.

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<v Speaker 1>And depending on how embarrassed I am of my doctor's appointment,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be like, yes, I am a nice to meet you,

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<v Speaker 1>or it's like, yeah, that's it's one of those two.

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<v Speaker 1>I never say no. I never say no before, but

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes I get embarrassed if it's like something to do

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<v Speaker 1>with anything below my belly button. M I get that.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't, you know. I had a nurse once

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<v Speaker 1>a long time ago recognize me as my pants were

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<v Speaker 1>down and a mole was being cut off, like the

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<v Speaker 1>top part of my butt, and she was like, I

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<v Speaker 1>know you from somewhere, and I'm like, and the moles

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<v Speaker 1>will give you away when it hit her, Yeah, I've

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<v Speaker 1>seen this, but before she just should have in retrospect.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe Oh, I don't know. What's a tough one. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna see anything about me naked, I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>you to to put the you know, connected dots. But

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<v Speaker 1>I was in the doctor's office and I was getting

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<v Speaker 1>some moles cut off, and she's like, okay, put you

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<v Speaker 1>put your pants down. And I didn't have to go

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<v Speaker 1>all the way down with them, but you know, to

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<v Speaker 1>mid cheek down, and she was about to put this

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<v Speaker 1>little where they freeze them and then cut them off,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I pulled them down, and I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>think she was thinking, and she was like, don't I

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<v Speaker 1>know you from somewhere, And I remember thinking, don't, don't,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you don't not right now, you don't please don't, please,

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<v Speaker 1>don't please stop talking about this. And then she's she

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh my phones, yeah here, I am got it.

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<v Speaker 1>And so she saw, Um, I'm sure I've had doctors

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<v Speaker 1>like I had to get when I tore my butt

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<v Speaker 1>hole on the peloton and I went in and she

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<v Speaker 1>had to go and do butt hole stuff. Not a

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<v Speaker 1>big deal to her because she does it every day,

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<v Speaker 1>but I would rather her not be a listener because

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's the butt hole convention. She's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>he's about I work on five bones and they have

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<v Speaker 1>hole conventions. This is a big convention with thousands of Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>big banner, but welcome to But so that that situation

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<v Speaker 1>is always weird Lunchbox first adult job was this job.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean really, no, no, no no. I thought this was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be a stepping stone, Like I was waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>the Real World on MTV to call me. So in

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<v Speaker 1>the meantime, I met Bobby at a bar. He offered

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<v Speaker 1>me a job, and I was like, yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be on the radio for a little bit and

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<v Speaker 1>then I'll be on the real world. My career will

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<v Speaker 1>take off. And Real World never called, so I just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of got stuck here. Lunchbox was working as a

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<v Speaker 1>delivery driver for Jason's Delhi. Yeah, and I wouldn't consider

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<v Speaker 1>that a grown up job. You were out of college. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was out of college, but it wasn't like what

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna do with my career. And I was

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<v Speaker 1>making straight cash. Like I really had to debate whether no,

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't know what. I don't know that I

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<v Speaker 1>would say what you're about to say if I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna leave that job. I thought I was gonna say

0:14:56.760 --> 0:15:02.280
<v Speaker 1>it was straight cash. I had debate whether it Texas, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I took a pay cut. Probably didn't. I took a

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<v Speaker 1>pay cut to join the show, and I had to

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<v Speaker 1>debate them with myself. I'm like, man, I'm your number

0:15:08.600 --> 0:15:11.120
<v Speaker 1>two delivery driver. You get to do breakfast and lunch.

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<v Speaker 1>You really want to give this up? And I did

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<v Speaker 1>tough decisions the first years of the show. Munch Block

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<v Speaker 1>did not have a microphone. We couldn't afford another microphone. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I worked at Costco at the same time. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>two jobs. Yeah, you want to talking about embarrassing when

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<v Speaker 1>you're working at Costco and people are like, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 1>aren't you lunch by? Yeah? Man, you need you need

0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:32.520
<v Speaker 1>mean to carry these groceries out of your car, Like god, Lee,

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<v Speaker 1>that was humiliating. Like, Yo, I'm a radio star and

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<v Speaker 1>I am here putting your groceries in your Toyota super

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. I mean. I was like, oh, it's so embarrassing. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, so he worked at Costco. We were all

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<v Speaker 1>broke though then, and you weren't the only one. You

0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:49.080
<v Speaker 1>also lived with your parents. I did live with my parents.

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<v Speaker 1>I moved back in with my parents absolutely, and I

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<v Speaker 1>moved in with my mom during the early years of

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<v Speaker 1>the show. I mean, I ended up getting married, but

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<v Speaker 1>I had to. I lived with my mom a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit before. I lived with him for like three or

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<v Speaker 1>four years. But you could have moved out and you

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<v Speaker 1>just stayed saving money. Yeah, I say I was saving money. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he just liked being with his mom. I remember once, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Lunchbox was injured, hurt his ankle, but his mom was

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<v Speaker 1>giving him full baths, sponge baths because he couldn't get

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<v Speaker 1>to it. And I'm like, you will, you can your ankle. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I had ankle surgery. Let's not. I'm like, like it

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<v Speaker 1>was a twisted ankle, like I went under the knife.

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<v Speaker 1>So I had stitches in my ankle and they they

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<v Speaker 1>could not get wet. So I would lay in the

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<v Speaker 1>bathtub and my mom would give me a sponge bath.

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<v Speaker 1>But you were you were naked, fully naked. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>was like I was twenty six or twenty seven. But

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<v Speaker 1>it was just your ankle. You just had to throw

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<v Speaker 1>your foot over the side of it. Was yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>then I can't reach down there and where like my like,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know how the bathtub is. You gotta lay

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<v Speaker 1>back to put your feet up to keep it out

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<v Speaker 1>of the water. So the sit up, No, because in

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<v Speaker 1>your foots in the water. A shower with your leg

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<v Speaker 1>out or oh yeah, you can wrap it and wrap

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<v Speaker 1>the trash bag guys. Or you could have your mother

0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:08.639
<v Speaker 1>helped you because your mother, And that's fine too, But

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I would have been naked in a bathtub.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you going to get it clean if you're

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<v Speaker 1>not naked. He also kisses his dad on the list. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I kiss my mom and my dad on the limp.

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<v Speaker 1>What's up? Still still check it? I'm forty kiss him

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<v Speaker 1>on the list? What up? It's a culture day. He's

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<v Speaker 1>obviously French. Obviously listen to him. Amy, did you ever

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<v Speaker 1>find out if that gas station person stole your credit

0:17:33.680 --> 0:17:37.160
<v Speaker 1>card number? No? But ever since then, I've had multiple issues.

0:17:37.359 --> 0:17:40.920
<v Speaker 1>We've had to get new credit cards. I'm locked out

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<v Speaker 1>of certain accounts, like suspicious purchases have been made. I

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<v Speaker 1>have no idea if they're linked, but I'm about about

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<v Speaker 1>I need to maybe get an investigator on my case,

0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:52.679
<v Speaker 1>and need to get an investigator on your case. Interesting,

0:17:52.800 --> 0:17:55.399
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm building a case and I need someone to investigate.

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<v Speaker 1>Just call the credit card company now, because multiple things

0:17:57.960 --> 0:18:01.439
<v Speaker 1>are just going wrong. A Dare Queen employee was busted

0:18:01.520 --> 0:18:03.960
<v Speaker 1>stealing credit card numbers, yeah, and then using it for

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<v Speaker 1>only fans. Oh, I mean, so they would do what

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<v Speaker 1>I've always been afraid of is they would take pictures

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<v Speaker 1>of the credit card and then use it as long

0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:16.399
<v Speaker 1>as you take a picture of the number, and then

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<v Speaker 1>on the back there's a date and there's the code.

0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:20.359
<v Speaker 1>It's not that hard to hide that stuff. It's not.

0:18:20.520 --> 0:18:22.960
<v Speaker 1>It's not it's hard to hide that stuff, right, because

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<v Speaker 1>my doesn't have my number on it at all? What

0:18:24.960 --> 0:18:27.360
<v Speaker 1>do you mean? It's just has a chip and then

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<v Speaker 1>a magnetic strip and there's no number on it at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes when I'm trying to use it, I can't even

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what is on the back? Eddie? Maybe? But

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<v Speaker 1>it's all worn out? So how do you shop online?

0:18:38.560 --> 0:18:41.360
<v Speaker 1>Then I have to put in your three nugit code. Well,

0:18:41.400 --> 0:18:42.800
<v Speaker 1>you know what's even worse, I probably have it on

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<v Speaker 1>my phone. I probably wrote my credit card number on

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<v Speaker 1>my phone. That could be hacked. But could it? Sure?

0:18:49.520 --> 0:18:51.359
<v Speaker 1>Like they always such a tough punch, are tough. They

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<v Speaker 1>always say, don't don't put your passwords on your phone anywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>because then people will find it. They do, Yeah, in

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<v Speaker 1>your phone? Yeah, I think you just say stuff. No

0:18:59.640 --> 0:19:03.160
<v Speaker 1>you've if it says Google password and then the actual password.

0:19:03.160 --> 0:19:04.800
<v Speaker 1>If your phone ever gets hackedy, We're like, well that's

0:19:04.800 --> 0:19:08.280
<v Speaker 1>the password. It's tough to hack a phone. Yeah, I

0:19:08.280 --> 0:19:10.720
<v Speaker 1>think Eddie's really a mistaken because cops can't even hack

0:19:10.720 --> 0:19:13.480
<v Speaker 1>a cell phone. That's not true. They can't, that's can't.

0:19:13.640 --> 0:19:15.840
<v Speaker 1>That's why they're always the FBI. Can't look at your

0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:19.159
<v Speaker 1>phone right now? No, well, I don't know what the

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<v Speaker 1>word and going through the phone service and doing all

0:19:22.520 --> 0:19:25.359
<v Speaker 1>kinds of things on I'm shockbones at how you know

0:19:25.520 --> 0:19:28.800
<v Speaker 1>open you are to technology and anything's possible that you

0:19:28.840 --> 0:19:31.000
<v Speaker 1>don't believe that that's possible. I do believe people can

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<v Speaker 1>hack into a phone, but I don't think with iPhones

0:19:33.800 --> 0:19:35.880
<v Speaker 1>it's as easy as you think it is. I think

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<v Speaker 1>that they could come up to you and put a

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<v Speaker 1>gun to your head and then hold your phone up

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<v Speaker 1>too your face and you unlock it with your face

0:19:41.359 --> 0:19:43.760
<v Speaker 1>old school I know, one not face ideas on old school.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they could. You could probably be trojan trojan

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<v Speaker 1>into your email and you can flick a link and

0:19:50.200 --> 0:19:52.560
<v Speaker 1>they have access to that way speaking. But I don't

0:19:52.640 --> 0:19:55.280
<v Speaker 1>think that someone can just look and go I want

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<v Speaker 1>to hack that phone and just go get into it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think for the most part, they have to find

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<v Speaker 1>a way in Morgan, What do you think about that? Yeah,

0:20:04.840 --> 0:20:08.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean I feel like the having passwords on your

0:20:08.520 --> 0:20:11.840
<v Speaker 1>phone isn't as bad as like putting them in and

0:20:11.920 --> 0:20:15.960
<v Speaker 1>saving them on your browsers, because that's where like scammers

0:20:15.960 --> 0:20:18.080
<v Speaker 1>come from the Internet. What do you mean can so

0:20:18.200 --> 0:20:21.280
<v Speaker 1>like if you save your passwords to things and every

0:20:21.280 --> 0:20:24.000
<v Speaker 1>time you log into something it's just saved, that's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be a likelihood of you getting scammed easier than

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<v Speaker 1>somebody hacking into your phone and finding a list of

0:20:29.720 --> 0:20:32.840
<v Speaker 1>passwords my fingerprint does I guess they cut off my

0:20:32.840 --> 0:20:34.800
<v Speaker 1>finger If amy's like old school, have a gun, they

0:20:34.920 --> 0:20:36.240
<v Speaker 1>cut off my finger, then they can get them my

0:20:36.400 --> 0:20:40.280
<v Speaker 1>ESPN account. Okay, wait, so we're not supposed to. It's ay,

0:20:40.400 --> 0:20:42.800
<v Speaker 1>save password for quicker use later. I do that with

0:20:42.840 --> 0:20:46.000
<v Speaker 1>credit cards too. Oh you got to because it's sure,

0:20:46.080 --> 0:20:51.600
<v Speaker 1>that's fine because I don't guess. I'm only telling myself

0:20:51.600 --> 0:20:54.880
<v Speaker 1>that because I want to how did these celebrities get

0:20:54.920 --> 0:20:58.199
<v Speaker 1>stuff hacked in their pictures? And I don't know music, Well,

0:20:58.200 --> 0:21:00.320
<v Speaker 1>it doesn't happen a lot, though, I mean, how often

0:21:00.320 --> 0:21:03.199
<v Speaker 1>do we hear a major celebrity's phone has been It

0:21:03.240 --> 0:21:05.439
<v Speaker 1>happens a couple of a few times a year. But

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<v Speaker 1>I think unless you download something that allows someone to

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<v Speaker 1>get in, it's tough, or unless they hold a gun

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<v Speaker 1>to your head and put your face at the old school.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, if you know, if you don't look

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<v Speaker 1>at it won't open. What do you mean? Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>if you've a gun to your head, you're gonna look. No.

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<v Speaker 1>But if it's your face and you're looking off for

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<v Speaker 1>the let me see, well I can't see if I

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<v Speaker 1>do it look the other way. Do you look at

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<v Speaker 1>my phone? I'm gonna do it with my eyes closed

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<v Speaker 1>and see if it opens. Ready, it's not working. Okay,

0:21:31.840 --> 0:21:36.639
<v Speaker 1>it went to your number. Now open your eyes. Did

0:21:36.680 --> 0:21:40.840
<v Speaker 1>it open? Look? Yeah? Oh so I have to close

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<v Speaker 1>your eyes. If you got a gun to your head,

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<v Speaker 1>just collect your eyes and refuse. I will not open

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<v Speaker 1>my eyes. I mean, did you when you did your

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<v Speaker 1>registration of the face or whatever, did you have your

0:21:53.359 --> 0:21:55.960
<v Speaker 1>glasses on? Or do you do both versions? No glasses?

0:21:56.720 --> 0:22:00.400
<v Speaker 1>But it's so just recognized eyes. I can we're thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about my glasses. Is I can take my glasses off

0:22:03.119 --> 0:22:05.080
<v Speaker 1>and I can walk through a crowd of people that

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<v Speaker 1>know me and they will not stop me and think

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<v Speaker 1>it's me, which is crazy because Superman always like I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, come on, it's glasses. Really, Clark can't versus

0:22:13.800 --> 0:22:16.680
<v Speaker 1>Superman like that's it glasses, But you say that people

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<v Speaker 1>don't recognize. That's nuts. We were having kind of a music,

0:22:20.160 --> 0:22:22.320
<v Speaker 1>you know, gathering here in town and our boss was

0:22:22.359 --> 0:22:24.159
<v Speaker 1>there and I did have my glasses on and I

0:22:24.280 --> 0:22:26.720
<v Speaker 1>walk up all night no I was walking us. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I was cleaning my glasses or something. And I

0:22:28.320 --> 0:22:31.040
<v Speaker 1>walk up with no glasses on and he's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>excuse me. I was like, it's me crazy, and he

0:22:35.640 --> 0:22:37.840
<v Speaker 1>was like, oh, I didn't even notice. You know, you

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<v Speaker 1>were an eperglasses on. I'm telling or for it like

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<v Speaker 1>a show or something. And It's like, well, I need

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<v Speaker 1>to get out and get to the car pretty quickly

0:22:46.240 --> 0:22:48.399
<v Speaker 1>and I'll take my glasses off. And nobody stopped me.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody will stop me, or for it them all, nobody

0:22:50.720 --> 0:22:53.360
<v Speaker 1>will stop me. There's a story like George Strait, He's

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<v Speaker 1>able to go down to like wherever if he has

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<v Speaker 1>a baseball hat on, and isn't there some woman that

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<v Speaker 1>was like talking to I'm like, hey, you're here, George

0:23:01.040 --> 0:23:04.359
<v Speaker 1>Straight's gonna be here. He's like, oh really, and it

0:23:04.400 --> 0:23:06.879
<v Speaker 1>was him the whole time. I was told a story.

0:23:07.480 --> 0:23:09.240
<v Speaker 1>I mean, I know that's very different. I will hide

0:23:09.320 --> 0:23:12.000
<v Speaker 1>my source, but I was told a story where he

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<v Speaker 1>went with George Straight to a bar in another country,

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<v Speaker 1>a European country. So they were together in a group

0:23:20.000 --> 0:23:22.600
<v Speaker 1>and they go to this European country and there's a

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<v Speaker 1>kid up on the stage and he's playing country music

0:23:26.480 --> 0:23:28.840
<v Speaker 1>and the kids playing and he's playing like two three

0:23:28.840 --> 0:23:32.119
<v Speaker 1>George Straight songs in a row, and the guy I

0:23:32.200 --> 0:23:33.800
<v Speaker 1>know one up the kid and goes, hey, you like

0:23:33.840 --> 0:23:37.200
<v Speaker 1>George Straight. He's like that's fine. He's like, well, that's

0:23:37.280 --> 0:23:39.680
<v Speaker 1>him right there, and he's like, no, it's not. It's

0:23:39.680 --> 0:23:41.879
<v Speaker 1>not George Straight. I know what George Straight looks like.

0:23:41.880 --> 0:23:43.400
<v Speaker 1>And he pulls it up on his phone and showed

0:23:43.440 --> 0:23:45.280
<v Speaker 1>the guy what George Straight looked like. Is that's George Straight.

0:23:45.320 --> 0:23:46.520
<v Speaker 1>He goes, that doesn't look like him. He goes, no,

0:23:46.840 --> 0:23:50.040
<v Speaker 1>that's George Strait. And literally it was George Straight in

0:23:50.040 --> 0:23:52.440
<v Speaker 1>the bar with a ball cap on. And then George

0:23:52.480 --> 0:23:53.960
<v Speaker 1>Right ended up getting on stage and playing a couple

0:23:53.960 --> 0:23:56.800
<v Speaker 1>of songs too, And then the kid found out and

0:23:56.840 --> 0:23:59.880
<v Speaker 1>then didn't care because he's from Ireland and just knew

0:23:59.920 --> 0:24:02.840
<v Speaker 1>the song. But yeah, I don't want my glasses. Nobody

0:24:02.880 --> 0:24:05.560
<v Speaker 1>knows who I am. Swearing could help ease physical pain.

0:24:06.240 --> 0:24:10.679
<v Speaker 1>Where do we stand on swearing in general? Yeah? I

0:24:10.720 --> 0:24:13.600
<v Speaker 1>don't love it, but I used to never swear, and

0:24:13.600 --> 0:24:17.719
<v Speaker 1>then the last couple of years I do it sometimes

0:24:17.720 --> 0:24:19.960
<v Speaker 1>and it does feel good. And it was I wasn't

0:24:19.960 --> 0:24:21.679
<v Speaker 1>swearing for anymore, like it wasn't a thing. It just

0:24:21.880 --> 0:24:24.160
<v Speaker 1>cuss words didn't come to my brain. And now they

0:24:24.200 --> 0:24:27.560
<v Speaker 1>do and they come out and I feel better. So

0:24:27.800 --> 0:24:31.480
<v Speaker 1>I am. Yeah, I haven't had a cussword in four years,

0:24:31.720 --> 0:24:33.639
<v Speaker 1>and at this point now it's just a streak. M

0:24:34.560 --> 0:24:36.560
<v Speaker 1>I think it's just a sound. I thought you were

0:24:36.560 --> 0:24:39.600
<v Speaker 1>going to transition into doing it. I'm gonna transition on

0:24:39.640 --> 0:24:43.439
<v Speaker 1>the cell phone first, and I'm never going But AMAS

0:24:43.440 --> 0:24:45.919
<v Speaker 1>had a bad word in four years, just because I

0:24:45.920 --> 0:24:47.399
<v Speaker 1>didn't want to slip up and say it here on

0:24:47.440 --> 0:24:49.720
<v Speaker 1>the show. I don't say it in my comedy acts.

0:24:49.720 --> 0:24:52.159
<v Speaker 1>I was like, why am I so no bad words?

0:24:52.359 --> 0:24:56.400
<v Speaker 1>I do think them though, I do think that's interesting. Yeah,

0:24:57.160 --> 0:24:59.320
<v Speaker 1>sometimes I'll think, how do you how do you think

0:24:59.359 --> 0:25:02.680
<v Speaker 1>a bad word like that? I just did watch Oh hey,

0:25:02.720 --> 0:25:05.480
<v Speaker 1>watch your mouth. See you know which WORDY was thinking? Yes,

0:25:05.640 --> 0:25:07.800
<v Speaker 1>the bad one, the bad, bad one. That's the only one.

0:25:07.840 --> 0:25:11.480
<v Speaker 1>I think, what's the bad bad there's only one bad

0:25:11.560 --> 0:25:15.760
<v Speaker 1>bad one? Yes, what is that? What is it? The word? Oh,

0:25:15.800 --> 0:25:18.240
<v Speaker 1>that's the bad bad one. Now there are worse ones. No,

0:25:18.359 --> 0:25:21.600
<v Speaker 1>there's not a worse curse word. There are nastier ones

0:25:21.640 --> 0:25:26.439
<v Speaker 1>to some people. But universally that's the worst one. Like

0:25:26.520 --> 0:25:31.879
<v Speaker 1>the C word. Yes, no, that's that's not worse. That

0:25:32.040 --> 0:25:33.600
<v Speaker 1>is not a word I would say, and then I

0:25:33.680 --> 0:25:35.840
<v Speaker 1>would make me feel good like that would make me

0:25:35.880 --> 0:25:38.880
<v Speaker 1>feel But that's not even a curse. That's a bad

0:25:39.200 --> 0:25:43.280
<v Speaker 1>it's inappropriate. That's an inappropriate word, but not a curse word.

0:25:43.320 --> 0:25:46.400
<v Speaker 1>That's the difference. I know, but I don't consider it's

0:25:46.400 --> 0:25:50.040
<v Speaker 1>like the next level. But in some cultures, even to

0:25:50.080 --> 0:25:53.120
<v Speaker 1>speak English, that's a funny word. That's not a bad word. Yeah,

0:25:53.400 --> 0:25:56.240
<v Speaker 1>like in um people in England, I said all the

0:25:56.280 --> 0:25:59.320
<v Speaker 1>time they yeah about their buddies. So that's why that

0:25:59.400 --> 0:26:02.159
<v Speaker 1>doesn't it number one on the chart for me. The

0:26:02.240 --> 0:26:06.119
<v Speaker 1>F word, universally is the worst curse word. A study

0:26:06.119 --> 0:26:07.800
<v Speaker 1>found that when subjects were asked to put their hand

0:26:07.800 --> 0:26:11.440
<v Speaker 1>in a bucket of ice water. Those who swore were

0:26:11.480 --> 0:26:15.800
<v Speaker 1>able to withstand the pain forty seconds longer. Yep. I

0:26:15.800 --> 0:26:18.120
<v Speaker 1>think it's just about a release, some sort of more saying.

0:26:18.240 --> 0:26:21.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you could probably say whatever, like flow of words,

0:26:21.720 --> 0:26:24.359
<v Speaker 1>so bones when you stub your toe? Do you think

0:26:24.440 --> 0:26:29.240
<v Speaker 1>the curse words good? That's a good question. No, not

0:26:29.359 --> 0:26:37.399
<v Speaker 1>then I only think curse words when Arkansas loses or

0:26:37.480 --> 0:26:41.000
<v Speaker 1>I get scared. When the cop got behind me the

0:26:41.000 --> 0:26:43.000
<v Speaker 1>other day it's been a few weeks now on the interstate.

0:26:43.680 --> 0:26:45.960
<v Speaker 1>I really thought I was gonna let one slip because

0:26:45.960 --> 0:26:47.960
<v Speaker 1>I was probably and I don't drive fast, but I

0:26:48.000 --> 0:26:51.320
<v Speaker 1>was probably doing seventy eight in a seventy and that

0:26:51.400 --> 0:26:54.119
<v Speaker 1>cop swung around and I was like, oh, and I

0:26:54.119 --> 0:26:55.840
<v Speaker 1>feel like almost said it. I feel like that's an

0:26:55.960 --> 0:27:00.520
<v Speaker 1>S word. I mean, and we should highlight that that's rare.

0:27:00.720 --> 0:27:02.919
<v Speaker 1>Like you normally go sixty in a seventy, but is

0:27:02.960 --> 0:27:05.520
<v Speaker 1>seventy eight speeding in a seventy And you guys is mind?

0:27:05.560 --> 0:27:08.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, yeah, people, no, no no, no no, don't do that.

0:27:09.040 --> 0:27:11.320
<v Speaker 1>Don't be in a cop. Course it's above the speed limit,

0:27:11.520 --> 0:27:12.960
<v Speaker 1>but is it's speeding to the point where do you

0:27:13.000 --> 0:27:15.240
<v Speaker 1>think a CoP's gonna pull you over because right most

0:27:15.240 --> 0:27:18.120
<v Speaker 1>people say, no, I'm not being Eddie. One one time

0:27:18.119 --> 0:27:20.200
<v Speaker 1>I got pulled over and I told the cop it's

0:27:20.240 --> 0:27:23.960
<v Speaker 1>one time. I was seventy two on a seventy Morgan.

0:27:23.960 --> 0:27:25.920
<v Speaker 1>When you talk like a normal peru, yes, I don't

0:27:25.920 --> 0:27:28.280
<v Speaker 1>feel like you're genuinely speeding and need to be concerned

0:27:28.359 --> 0:27:31.200
<v Speaker 1>unless I'm going ten over that. At that point, I'm like, okay,

0:27:31.200 --> 0:27:34.240
<v Speaker 1>I'll probably get pulled over arguement. If I go over

0:27:34.400 --> 0:27:36.959
<v Speaker 1>five over, I get nervous that I could be considered

0:27:36.960 --> 0:27:38.800
<v Speaker 1>a speeding so I'll hit it at five over and

0:27:38.800 --> 0:27:41.120
<v Speaker 1>I'll put it on cruise or whatever. But that's it.

0:27:41.840 --> 0:27:44.200
<v Speaker 1>In Texas, they have eighty mile hour. Oh it's awesome,

0:27:45.160 --> 0:27:47.800
<v Speaker 1>and that feels like I'm cheating. I feel like I'm

0:27:47.840 --> 0:27:50.200
<v Speaker 1>going to jail. Like, okay, big shots. Next time there's

0:27:50.200 --> 0:27:52.320
<v Speaker 1>a cop behind you, go five miles over the speed limit,

0:27:52.320 --> 0:27:55.639
<v Speaker 1>I do I five overs when it's right behind you. No,

0:27:55.840 --> 0:27:57.320
<v Speaker 1>you watch that, You're like, oh my gosh, that's it

0:27:57.400 --> 0:27:59.680
<v Speaker 1>might be seventy one. It's a little slower. Eddie was

0:27:59.760 --> 0:28:01.040
<v Speaker 1>driving into work one day and there was a car

0:28:01.160 --> 0:28:03.600
<v Speaker 1>holding everybody up on the interstate and he was like,

0:28:03.640 --> 0:28:06.560
<v Speaker 1>what's happening. We're on the interstate and this old lady

0:28:06.720 --> 0:28:08.639
<v Speaker 1>is in the way, and you drove up to the

0:28:08.680 --> 0:28:11.040
<v Speaker 1>car and it was it was you. It was me like,

0:28:11.200 --> 0:28:13.560
<v Speaker 1>of course it's a bobby. I's holding everybody elow and

0:28:13.600 --> 0:28:15.920
<v Speaker 1>everyone down on the interstate. Yeah, white knuckling all the

0:28:15.920 --> 0:28:20.040
<v Speaker 1>way in ten and two, I got a ticket in

0:28:20.080 --> 0:28:22.720
<v Speaker 1>that same spot like three years ago. I've learned my lesson. Yeah,

0:28:23.040 --> 0:28:24.520
<v Speaker 1>once I get a ticket, and I've had like two

0:28:24.520 --> 0:28:26.199
<v Speaker 1>tickets in my whole life. I got a ticket. I'm

0:28:26.200 --> 0:28:29.360
<v Speaker 1>scared to death. Even today. Our security guy who gets

0:28:29.440 --> 0:28:30.560
<v Speaker 1>up here and beats us here to make sure we

0:28:30.560 --> 0:28:32.600
<v Speaker 1>get in the building, he texts me cock car some

0:28:32.680 --> 0:28:35.439
<v Speaker 1>mornings and he's like, cock car. I don't even come

0:28:35.440 --> 0:28:39.200
<v Speaker 1>to work those days, to stay home, scared to go in.

0:28:41.160 --> 0:28:45.840
<v Speaker 1>Let's do a couple more things here. An album you

0:28:45.840 --> 0:28:49.800
<v Speaker 1>can listen to all the way through without skipping any songs.

0:28:51.560 --> 0:28:56.120
<v Speaker 1>So we're talking about to you basically the perfect album,

0:28:56.680 --> 0:28:58.520
<v Speaker 1>which you know, I don't think a lot of artists

0:28:58.560 --> 0:29:03.640
<v Speaker 1>are making as many full albums as they were before

0:29:03.680 --> 0:29:06.840
<v Speaker 1>because it is such a singles culture. Meaning unless I'm

0:29:06.880 --> 0:29:09.560
<v Speaker 1>a diehard fan of this artist I listened to an album, Yeah,

0:29:09.800 --> 0:29:11.520
<v Speaker 1>if I if I like them a little bit, I'll

0:29:11.600 --> 0:29:13.960
<v Speaker 1>check out a few songs. But I'm not gonna listen

0:29:13.960 --> 0:29:16.000
<v Speaker 1>to a full album of anyone unless it's like one

0:29:16.040 --> 0:29:19.520
<v Speaker 1>of my absolute favorites. What's an album you can listen

0:29:19.640 --> 0:29:24.320
<v Speaker 1>all the way through without any skips? Greatest hits don't count. Okay,

0:29:24.520 --> 0:29:26.120
<v Speaker 1>the album I can listen through all the way through,

0:29:26.200 --> 0:29:30.440
<v Speaker 1>no skips. Casey Musgraves, same trailer, different park, We're going

0:29:30.440 --> 0:29:38.560
<v Speaker 1>back old school Casey Track one, silver Lining, Track to

0:29:38.680 --> 0:29:47.640
<v Speaker 1>My House, Legend, Help Place to Drain, The Sceptics album,

0:29:47.760 --> 0:29:55.240
<v Speaker 1>and track three Merry Go Round, Merry Well, Amy Whatshers,

0:29:55.600 --> 0:29:59.000
<v Speaker 1>Mind's Dixie Chicks, and I think the album it's either

0:29:59.280 --> 0:30:02.680
<v Speaker 1>I think it might be lie Well. You better know

0:30:02.720 --> 0:30:07.560
<v Speaker 1>the name of it, Amy's favorite album. She doesn't know

0:30:07.760 --> 0:30:10.760
<v Speaker 1>the name of the album. No, it's not my favorite album.

0:30:10.840 --> 0:30:12.680
<v Speaker 1>It's an album where I could listen to every song

0:30:12.760 --> 0:30:16.080
<v Speaker 1>thrown through because there's George Strait albums and Taylor Swift

0:30:16.120 --> 0:30:19.760
<v Speaker 1>songs that are my favorite songs, songs, but I could

0:30:19.760 --> 0:30:21.200
<v Speaker 1>some of the songs on the album, like why did

0:30:21.200 --> 0:30:23.320
<v Speaker 1>George cut this? This is so bad? So you would

0:30:23.440 --> 0:30:25.160
<v Speaker 1>if there was a twelve song album and there were

0:30:25.200 --> 0:30:27.440
<v Speaker 1>eight you love before that We're Terrible, you could still

0:30:27.520 --> 0:30:29.680
<v Speaker 1>rate that album as your favorite, above one that you

0:30:29.720 --> 0:30:32.600
<v Speaker 1>could listen all the way through. Okay, yeah, but this

0:30:32.640 --> 0:30:34.400
<v Speaker 1>one has I know we have the ready to Run

0:30:34.400 --> 0:30:36.360
<v Speaker 1>clip there, but I would have chosen Cowboy Take Me

0:30:36.400 --> 0:30:40.800
<v Speaker 1>Away Goodbye. First tracks not the best Ready to Run

0:30:40.840 --> 0:30:45.280
<v Speaker 1>the first one Eddie Garth Brooks Roping the Wind, I mean,

0:30:45.360 --> 0:30:49.560
<v Speaker 1>because I was old enough to buy that one for

0:30:49.720 --> 0:30:52.520
<v Speaker 1>myself and actually like listen to that one. I knew

0:30:52.520 --> 0:30:55.320
<v Speaker 1>Garth Brooks one and No Fences, but I got to

0:30:55.360 --> 0:30:58.280
<v Speaker 1>purchase rope in the Wind. What's this? This is against

0:30:58.280 --> 0:31:01.720
<v Speaker 1>the Grain is the first one. It's one, two three.

0:31:01.720 --> 0:31:04.959
<v Speaker 1>That's why we have about the first tracks. It's against

0:31:05.000 --> 0:31:07.800
<v Speaker 1>the Grain. And then number two is I believe Rodeo

0:31:09.880 --> 0:31:13.800
<v Speaker 1>dust from his memory right now? Number three, number three,

0:31:13.880 --> 0:31:18.040
<v Speaker 1>I think it's what she's doing now, go come on.

0:31:18.520 --> 0:31:22.880
<v Speaker 1>That's pretty good there, and that was like middle school

0:31:22.920 --> 0:31:26.000
<v Speaker 1>for me? Is that really? What's your midd school in?

0:31:26.040 --> 0:31:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Like sixty eight? Here? No? No? All right? Um, I

0:31:31.080 --> 0:31:35.360
<v Speaker 1>think that's that's it. We've been going for a while. Ray,

0:31:35.360 --> 0:31:38.760
<v Speaker 1>how long has this been thirty four. All right, I

0:31:38.760 --> 0:31:42.000
<v Speaker 1>think we're good. Um. I think that's it, and we

0:31:42.040 --> 0:31:43.520
<v Speaker 1>will see you guys tomorrow. I hope you guys have

0:31:43.560 --> 0:31:45.480
<v Speaker 1>a good Tuesday and we will see you on the

0:31:45.480 --> 0:31:46.120
<v Speaker 1>show tomorrow