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Speaker 1: Then Jebils show on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret sounds

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Speaker 1: for your dirty little secret. Remember, you can text us

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Speaker 1: at four one oh six one if you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret, and you can feel free to tell

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Speaker 1: us anything because nobody will know who you are. We

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Speaker 1: keep everybody anonymous. That's why everybody who calls in gets

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Speaker 1: a fake name. So I'll say a word, then MAHA's wife,

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Speaker 1: Alex Fresh, We'll say a word, and then English even

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Speaker 1: I'll say a word, and that'll be the name of

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Speaker 1: the caller on the phone for today's Dirty Little Secrets.

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Speaker 1: So we don't know what their real name is. But

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Speaker 1: the person on the phone to tell us a dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret is easy wand states. Easy Wand states, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it sounds like it's kind of like a variant of

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Speaker 1: the United States. Easy wand states, what's up? Easy wand states,

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good? How are y'all not too bad?

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Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out what that sounded like.

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Speaker 1: And then it doesn't really sound like anything but easy

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Speaker 1: wand states. If you say it really fast, it sounds

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Speaker 1: like it could be an actual name. It's kind of

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Speaker 1: just three random words, isn't it. Yeah, the best today sorry,

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Speaker 1: maybe I should change them on in a dreamy he

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Speaker 1: dreamy states, oh better, Yeah, yeah, it's better. All right,

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Speaker 1: we'll change. Your name has been changed to easy Dreamy,

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Speaker 1: Easy dream great, easy dreaming. So anyway, what's your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret? Um? Okay, so I've been dating this guy

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Speaker 1: for like a year and there's this stupid like detail

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Speaker 1: about me that he does not know because I don't

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Speaker 1: know it was Okay, it's a minor. It's minor, I think,

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Speaker 1: keeping a secret from your new boyfriend. Yeah. Every time

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Speaker 1: we are, you know, like sleeping together, I am usually

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Speaker 1: do you mean actually sleeping? Yeah, like next door? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like you know sleep? Yeah? Or are you talking? You

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Speaker 1: and me? Baby? Ain't nothing but mammals. But let's do

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Speaker 1: it like to do on the Discovery Show. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what kind of sleep? Are we talking about? That? That

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Speaker 1: is the that's the kind of okay all right? You know,

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Speaker 1: um pretty much every time I am thinking about somebody else, Oh,

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Speaker 1: girlfriends every time? Every time? Yes, seriously, is it an X? Well, no,

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Speaker 1: it's on an X. I cannot wish. Well it's um

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Speaker 1: you rock, Yeah, it's a rock rock Dwayne John John

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Speaker 1: you always think joking? No, No, I'm not because honestly,

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Speaker 1: like I mean, the only time in my life that

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Speaker 1: I have not sort of like been thinking about the

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Speaker 1: rock during that moment is like the very first time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, you've always thought about the rock. I just

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Speaker 1: despise the rock when I love the rock. So I

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Speaker 1: kind of see where you're coming from. You've always you've

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Speaker 1: always thought about the rock whenever you've done that, except

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Speaker 1: for the first time you did it. Yeah, because I

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Speaker 1: the first time I thought about the rock, like, I

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Speaker 1: just kept thinking about it every single time after that,

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Speaker 1: you know, And I like, Yeah, it's not really like

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Speaker 1: that serious. It's just like can't help it, Like I

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Speaker 1: just mind's hilarious. You're obsessed. Are you ever gonna tell

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Speaker 1: your boyfriend? Oh? Man? No, yeah, Well why you feel

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Speaker 1: guilty about this? Obviously? Yeah, definitely Why not tell him

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Speaker 1: and see what happens and then if he doesn't work

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Speaker 1: for him, and then find some dude who doesn't mind

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Speaker 1: you fantasizing about the rocks. Well, I mean, I'm just

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Speaker 1: trying to put myself in his position. And Alex and

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Speaker 1: Armery if he didn't know that, I have to say

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Speaker 1: that for new listeners, he didn't know that um, and

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Speaker 1: if I found out that she was fantasizing about the

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Speaker 1: rock when she was with me, I'd be like, that's weird.

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Speaker 1: You don't like the rock first of all, right, but

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Speaker 1: then I guess because I love my wife right and

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Speaker 1: it's the rock or a celebrity like that, Like, I'm

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Speaker 1: not threatened by them. Uh. I would just be like, okay, cool, Well,

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Speaker 1: if that's your thing, we can role play, like all, okay,

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Speaker 1: see that's what we all put. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: i'd have to do, but I'll do the rock voice.

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Speaker 1: Can you try to do it? See? What would it

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Speaker 1: kind of be like? I don't know, Yeah, I don't mean,

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Speaker 1: I can't even think of how he sounds right now.

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Speaker 1: But I mean I guess I could be just like,

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Speaker 1: you know, hey, baby, get in the bed and see

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Speaker 1: what the rock is cooking. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe it could be a thing that you guys

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Speaker 1: enjoy together. You guys could both think about the rock. Maybe. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean that gives me hope in a way. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm weird, though. My thing is don't tell him. I

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Speaker 1: probably I wouldn't tell him, Yeah, don't tell Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: might leave you. I have a different attitude about those

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Speaker 1: kind of things. I think. Thanks guys, did you bil

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Speaker 1: show on demand?