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Speaker 1: Nephew and today's prank phone called nephew. But you know,

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Speaker 1: Tommy got one this morning. Here it is they get mother,

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Speaker 1: all right, kat Doc, let's go they get Yeah, Roger,

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Speaker 1: can I speak to Roger? Roger? Hey, this Calvin Man,

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Speaker 1: Like I said, I named Calvin Man, we go to

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Speaker 1: And to be honest with you, Roger Man, it just

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Speaker 1: But what I'm trying to do now is just find

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Speaker 1: another type of way to make this happen. Now, you

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Speaker 1: is in good condition. Brother. What did she got to

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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, we want to have kids, man,

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Speaker 1: we want to have brod on brother, you just said you.

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Speaker 1: You're looking for a seragant mother, and the brother the

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Speaker 1: church told you to call me. Well, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: anybody tell me to actually call you. I asked them

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, So you've been, you've been I and

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Speaker 1: my wife. No, no, no, no, no, no, I ain't been.

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Speaker 1: So you're looking at it wrong. Listen. What I was

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Speaker 1: We listen. You called me about my wife and you

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Speaker 1: want her to be a seragant mother for your wife.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know while to be on the phone. Brother.

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Speaker 1: Here's the real deal, man, me and my wife, we

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Speaker 1: know it's crazy, it's crazy, and I think you lost

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Speaker 1: your mind. Brother, Out of all the members in the church,

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Speaker 1: There's so many place to go at doctor baby. I

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Speaker 1: war war. You just said, Man, you know you gotta

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Speaker 1: saying that, brother. Hold are you telling me that you

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Speaker 1: right now? Brother, you want to have a baby the

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Speaker 1: But dumb, you already got three kids. Think about the

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Speaker 1: people that can't doctor baby, man, take your care and

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Speaker 1: down psychotrictro I don't have your baby. Do you know

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Speaker 1: I do how do? How don't you get my number? Man?

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Speaker 1: To mean you get my number? I got your number

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Speaker 1: for one of the brothers at the church. Now listen,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna just be real with you like a man.

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Speaker 1: You call my wife right now. I'm your wife, called

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Speaker 1: You call my wife wife next Sunday. I'm never gonna

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your homeboy? What

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Speaker 1: This nephew tim Me Man from the Steve Hobby Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Your home boy got me to frank phone call you. Man.

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Speaker 1: I'm over here. Man, my head is spinning. You got me.

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to fight. Brothers. Hey, I got one more

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Speaker 1: baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio show in the land?

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Speaker 1: Man to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man, y'all got me?

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Speaker 1: This morning man? Got me? Man? Come on, baby, you

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Speaker 1: know a real man want to have his baby the

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Speaker 1: don't be selfish man, that's right way. Yeah, you want

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Speaker 1: You ain't got you ain't got to be like that.

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Speaker 1: You ain't got it. But you was about to cry

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Speaker 1: coming up for your April Fools Comedy Jam number six.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, here it is killed Junior Boys. Space's gonna

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Speaker 1: be on the stage. Rodney Perry on the stage, Dominique

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Speaker 1: on the stage, hosted by Yours Truly in the headline

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Speaker 1: by one of the Queens of comedy, the One and

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Speaker 1: Only Monique. That is April first, Dallas, Texas, Saturday Night,

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Speaker 1: Texas Trust Theater, tick Us Own Share Red naw. You're

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Speaker 1: don't get no sweeter than that. What if what if

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Speaker 1: we did this as a tool. You think that will

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Speaker 1: up next, Strawberry letters. Subject. You need to know what

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