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Speaker 2: Would you billion pieces? Would you.

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Speaker 1: Guys? Goals? Non binary paths. Welcome to a minisode of

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Speaker 1: the very interesting and hilarious and funny and beautiful and

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Speaker 1: sometimes revealing bananas.

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Speaker 2: That's true, and congratulations to everybody out there. We all

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Speaker 2: crossed eight billion people for the first time in the

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Speaker 2: history of the planet. And you are officially a billionaire.

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Speaker 2: If you're alive right now, you are a billionaire. That

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Speaker 2: is a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're a billionaire.

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Speaker 2: Now you're a billionaire.

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Speaker 1: You're a billionaire.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations to everybody. We've reached our capitalist dreams. We are

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Speaker 2: all billionaires.

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Speaker 1: We're all billionaires. How much more can the planet sustain?

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Speaker 1: Let's get to eleven billion. Let's find out.

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Speaker 2: It took twelve years to go from seven billion to

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Speaker 1: No, twelve, only twelve.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I went down a pretty good rabbit hole. Here's

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Speaker 2: I'm going to give you a couple of stats. One

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Speaker 2: you already know. One A lot of people know. But

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Speaker 2: just in case I don't know, maybe we have a

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Speaker 2: cool twelve year old animal who hasn't heard these things. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So comparing a billion to a million one million seconds,

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Speaker 2: know that one, but this one I found funnier to visualize. So,

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Speaker 2: a million grams is how much a Chevrolet Corvette ways.

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Speaker 2: One million grams is how much Chevy Corvette ways.

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Speaker 1: Okay, one million grams.

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Speaker 2: A billion grams is seven statue of liberties, seven statue

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Speaker 1: That's when I talk. I talk about billionaires in my

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Speaker 1: new special, and I've posted clips about it online, and

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Speaker 1: there's all these people who come out of the woodwork

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Speaker 1: to like defend billionaires. Yeah, and I'm like, I don't

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Speaker 1: how much more a billion is than a million. It's crazy.

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Speaker 1: That's a great one yeties.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the weight difference is one corvette versus seven statue

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Speaker 2: of liberties. And then the other one they gave, which

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Speaker 2: a million grams and one billion grams are five and

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Speaker 2: because you think, you know how big a blue whales,

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Speaker 2: then you see you one and you go, oh, that's

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Speaker 1: Thought it was, right, exactly.

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Speaker 2: It's just that people everybody wants to assume they they're

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Speaker 2: so they're mad at you for hating who they think

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Speaker 1: But that's what they're mad about. And it's like, you

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Speaker 1: don't understand you have as much chance of becoming a

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Speaker 1: billionaire as I do as being Ronald Reagan. Yes, that's right,

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Speaker 1: that's how much I have. That's a dead Ronald Reagan.

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Speaker 1: That's how much chance you have just a normal person

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Speaker 1: of being a billionaire of becoming a billionaire. Billionaires are

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Speaker 1: born into being billionaires. Maybe they start off a hundred

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Speaker 2: Or they have incredible timing, timing and like the the

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Speaker 2: we've lived through the dot com, we've lived through the

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Speaker 2: billionaires coming forward, and but you don't need to defend them.

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Speaker 2: They don't they'll never know who you are, and they

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Speaker 2: them up. It's like the bully in high school that

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Speaker 1: Look at us getting somewhat political entprenanas right at the top.

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Speaker 1: We've never done it before.

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Speaker 2: Give it all away. Well, if a billion is a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's almost three years for like, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Give it away. That's what I say.

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Speaker 1: A million dollars a day for almost three years.

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Speaker 2: Give it away. Have fun with it. You know, a

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Speaker 2: dollar time at a taco truck in La is so delicious.

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Speaker 2: What do you need a billion for? Really? A house

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Speaker 2: that changes temperature when you walk into the room, Get real,

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Speaker 1: Right, so minisods. If you've never listened to a minis before,

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Speaker 1: this is a departure. But we usually tell your your stories,

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Speaker 1: your confessions, and to add some of our own if

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Speaker 2: So I went deep. I went into old emails. I

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Speaker 2: went on old screenshots. So if you're hearing this, you

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Speaker 2: may have sent it a year ago, you may have

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Speaker 2: sent it two years ago. So I'm just going to

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Speaker 2: bang through confessions. We don't even need the topics. These

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Speaker 2: are just anonymous bananas. Confessions all are the sale confession.

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Speaker 2: Yard Sale is the name of this one. Katie, There

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Speaker 2: we go, Here we go, Curtie B. I didn't know

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Speaker 2: the Pacific Ocean had salt in it until I was

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Speaker 2: was the quote nice end quote ocean with warm water

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Speaker 2: as opposed to the shitty, salty, cold Atlantic that Jack

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Speaker 2: on a study of broad trip in China and came

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Speaker 2: up to exclaim, wait, what the fuck that I figured

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Speaker 2: this out? I am from the Midwest. You're absolved.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's so funny.

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Speaker 2: I love that. I mean you have. All the oceans

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Speaker 2: have salted it. That's a big part of the ocean.

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Speaker 2: I was a friend of mine is an actor and

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Speaker 2: we had a bark.

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Speaker 1: We had a bark, and then me clapping under the table.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, what is Yaalongbay? And they're like, oh,

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Speaker 2: that's exactly what you want. We want you to do.

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Speaker 2: and I'm like, no, man, it died. That movie did

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Speaker 2: heard of Yolong Bay until I just said it?

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Speaker 1: No, I bet you there's one to two billion people

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Speaker 2: It would have been a huge international hit movie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's what they they want to watch. They

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Speaker 2: That's right. Here's one that starts with a compliment and

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Speaker 2: the turn intoto a confession. Okay, today is shitty, and

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Speaker 2: about all the terribles. I'm drowning in sorrows. But I'm drowning.

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Speaker 2: I'm drowning my sorrows with old episodes. They're making me smile.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for bringing silliness to your listeners. Thank you

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Speaker 2: very much. That's nice.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. We really appreciate you for listening

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Speaker 1: and I hope you're hope things have turned around since

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Speaker 1: you sent this years ago.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's right, so we'll pivot. Here's the confession. Once

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Speaker 1: Ah want to go to her?

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Speaker 2: So what a good But like a kid, they're like,

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Speaker 1: But also for fourth grade, how would you have the

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Speaker 1: excuse myself from this competition. I have cheated. It is

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Speaker 1: like this, especially with art too, where you're like, essentially

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Speaker 1: you were being a good artist. You're like, because good

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Speaker 1: artists too, they copy, They see things they like and

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Speaker 1: you're being a good artist.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Honestly, at that age, to be able to look

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Speaker 2: good for you. Yeah, I had a French teacher.

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Speaker 1: I hope you fake paintings now, Yes.

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Speaker 2: That's right. I love impostors. Like every documentary about somebody

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Speaker 2: that's excellent at faking masterpieces, I'm like, they're more talented.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, sending a confession for a future minisode.

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Speaker 2: When I was seven, Oh, this one's great, Kurt, this

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Speaker 2: one is so great. When I was seven, I had

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Speaker 2: a turtle named Eto. I named him after the judge

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Speaker 2: of the ojsimps, which is dates this person a little bit, but.

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Speaker 1: Also such a funny such a funny thing to see

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Speaker 1: Judge Eto and be like, yeah, that's that should be.

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Speaker 2: A turtle, Yes, Judge Lance. I think his first name

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Speaker 2: was Lance Edo. I think that's you and Jay Leno

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Speaker 2: would do the dancing Edos where he would just have

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Speaker 2: a bunch of guys that look like him come out

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Speaker 2: Right, Yes, I think I paid you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, great, I have it here, but I like

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Speaker 2: You might be the DJ. You might be DJ this time.

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Speaker 2: favorite stories. Okay, dokey confession. Aren't these fun? Going back

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Speaker 2: This seems not scientific? Also fun? Oh man? Why was

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Speaker 1: Because obviously the tasting thing must be genetic, so the

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Speaker 2: Who's definitely that. What do you think Bananamal tastes good

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Speaker 1: That makes me laugh so hard. I love that so much.

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Speaker 2: remember people being like bitter, salty, sweet, like the zones

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Speaker 2: I think now it's that's true. Your whole tongue tastes everything. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yes, But that's why you like science, because at least

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Speaker 1: We're going to find out that we're wrong.

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Speaker 2: Probably. I was watching Yellowjacket It's and they said that

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Speaker 1: and so going to believe the ladies. I'm going to

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Speaker 2: One for us.

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Speaker 2: this one. Hello, here is one confession from something that

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Speaker 2: Okay, So me and Lauren based, Yeah, we ate chocolate

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Speaker 2: with magic mushrooms in it for her traditional bath ceremony

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Speaker 2: ceremony to become Jewish.

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Speaker 1: So the professional bath ceremony.

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Speaker 2: There is I did not fully nude inside of a

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Speaker 2: You take a bath and there are rabbis around you.

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Speaker 2: That is part of converting to Judaism.

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Speaker 1: So there, that's fascinating. So there is a version that's crazy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, or it says Jewish bath ceremony. It probably has

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Speaker 2: a much It probably has a Hebrew a Yiddish name

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Speaker 2: We won't. We will embarrass ourselves. Sounds very nice. She

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Speaker 2: that made us cry, but we were ready for it

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Speaker 1: But also that's what that's what that's for. Like, you

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Speaker 2: I've always thought that at weddings that had a Catholic

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Speaker 2: a half hour open bar before the mass for those

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Speaker 2: of us don't practice to slam two or three quick

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Speaker 2: get into it. We'll be saying the HOBII.

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Speaker 1: That's what I said for my wedding because I was

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Speaker 1: always even with a twenty minute wedding, ours was like

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Speaker 1: a twenty minute wedding. I was like, you got to

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Speaker 1: that goddamn bus. And so we had drinks for people

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Speaker 1: right before before the twenty minute ceremony.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so oh yeah, that's wow. That was a

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Speaker 2: fun one. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, thank you so much for listening to another minnesot

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Speaker 1: of bananas. Thank you to everyone exactly right. Thank you

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Speaker 1: to Katie Levine, our producer. Thank you to Lisa Maggott,

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Speaker 2: to this in six months. We appreciate you listening, and

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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