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Speaker 1: Today, I fed up by agreeing to watch my friends

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Speaker 2: You know, sometimes, you know, people can like slip little

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Speaker 2: This one, I feel like is a pretty big one

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know if it's an accident. I

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Speaker 3: Well, let's see, let's see.

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Speaker 1: A few nights ago, I twenty two mail showed up

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Speaker 1: my friend's twenty five mail flat to watch him do

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Speaker 1: it with his girlfriend twenty two. Okay, it was an

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Speaker 1: unforgettable experience for all the wrong reasons. Oh, doing it

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Speaker 1: in front of someone else was a fantasy my friend

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Speaker 1: and his girlfriend wanted to explore, okay, But to complete

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Speaker 1: the package, the two of them had to be more

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Speaker 1: than two. My name was apparently the only name that

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Speaker 1: managed to get two unanimous yuest votes for my friend

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Speaker 2: Wow, what an honor to me.

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Speaker 3: Like to thank my mom and my dad.

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Speaker 2: You guys gave me what they want.

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Speaker 1: I leaned towards saying no when my friend offered me

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Speaker 1: the uncomfortable position of being the other person, but I

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Speaker 1: Me card. I made it sound like it would be

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Speaker 1: one job. Enjoy the show, but without touching my friend

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Speaker 1: or his girlfriend. My presence was the only purpose.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: When I entered my.

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Speaker 1: Friend's bedroom and approached my designated chair, I was prepared

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Speaker 1: attraactive people, but I've never been keen to see them

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Speaker 1: in the flesh, let alone active in that way. As

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Speaker 1: soon as the kissing and touching turned into stripping and sucking,

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Speaker 1: I was struggling to contain my laughter. It was a

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Speaker 1: the unusual situation that was also so unintentionally funny. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and let op go into the reasons that it was

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Speaker 3: Okay. Exhibit A.

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Speaker 1: My friend was quiet, too quiet. I like this, this

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Speaker 1: is so good. Do it to me. Babys made more

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Speaker 1: noise than him.

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Speaker 3: Exhibit B.

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Speaker 1: My friend's girlfriend must have been under the impression that

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Speaker 1: I was a talent scout, because literally, any random touch

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Speaker 1: from my vocally challenged friend like his knuckle brushing against

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Speaker 1: dish from a television commercial. Baby, those knuckles so chocolate

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Speaker 1: Moose Exhibit C. My friend was unable to get a

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Speaker 1: pivotal part of his anatomy to rise to the occasion because.

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Speaker 3: He focused too much of his attention on me.

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Speaker 1: When he noticed that I was fighting the urge to laugh,

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Speaker 1: I did my best to avoid eye contact since I

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Speaker 1: was supposed to be watching something purposefully hot.

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Speaker 3: It's not accidentally hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Mid PB and Jay, my friend asked me what was

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Speaker 1: when you're the throes of passion on I apologize and

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Speaker 1: said my reaction was nothing more than nervous laughter, which

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Speaker 1: trying not to laugh at my friend being dead quiet

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Speaker 1: realized that I was indirectly distracting my friend. She unexpectedly

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Speaker 1: wiggled what are She unexpectedly wiggled my friend's flaccid dog

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Speaker 1: and said a recto for truth. That broke me and

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Speaker 1: I laughed uncontrollably. Oh that is hilarious.

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Speaker 2: That is so funny.

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Speaker 3: Wow, but it's not over you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, keep it coming.

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Speaker 1: Pun intended, my friend got annoyed and said, look what

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Speaker 2: Look what you did.

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Speaker 1: I thought he was talking to his girlfriend, but it

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Speaker 1: quickly became clear that he was actually talking to me

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Speaker 1: based on his feedback. My childish reaction motivated his girlfriend

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Speaker 1: to incorporate inappropriate Harry Potter humor, but he was feeling vulnerable.

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Speaker 1: He blamed me for everything that didn't go according to plan,

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Speaker 1: By the time he was done, branding me the bad guy,

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Speaker 1: he was dressed and no longer interested in continuing. Oh god, hey,

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Speaker 2: Come on, Yeah, Harry.

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Speaker 3: Potter ain't up for the job. Maybe Ron Weasley can slip.

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Speaker 2: Oh not Ron Weasley, Weazel and something else.

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Speaker 1: I apologize again and explained that it was never my

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Speaker 1: My friend suggested that we continue the conversation the next day,

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Speaker 1: that was three days ago. My friend is still not

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Speaker 1: that I should have done a better job at being serious,

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Speaker 1: but I don't understand how all this is on me anyway,

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Speaker 1: never watching any of my friends.

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Speaker 2: Do it again, did this to yourselves? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: This is a very.

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Speaker 1: Touchy situation, And I think there is a litany of

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Speaker 1: ways that watching your friends do it in front of

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Speaker 1: You open yourself up to a lot of exposure, to

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Speaker 1: say the least, to say the least. So John, I

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Speaker 1: want to know, would any of you do this? Your

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Speaker 1: Opie have done? Opie should have unbuckled that sweet python this? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: What was this favor? That was? Oh? The whole time, No,

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Speaker 2: the whole time. I'm sitting here. He's like, oh, sorry,

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Speaker 2: I didn't mean to break. Bro. You did not have

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Speaker 3: You should not have been there.

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Speaker 2: Like the friend is like, oh, why why'd you laugh?

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Speaker 2: Why'd you ruin the book? Bro? He had no obligation.

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Speaker 2: I need I need to know what the favor was, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Maybe it was that Opie's friend watched him in his

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Speaker 1: girlfriend do it a tit for tat, tit for tat,

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Speaker 1: you know, a tit for tat and with that, we'll

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Speaker 1: see you soon.

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Speaker 2: I strummed out of my sister's wedding because she refused

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Speaker 2: to accept my son as trans am. I A hole.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like you're a little intolerant. It's Pride month, It's

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Speaker 1: pride Don's sake. Literally, like, come on, let comes flags fly,

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Speaker 1: Let the bys be by and the bys be by gone.

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Speaker 2: Amen, brother, Amen. Now I am a forty five year

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Speaker 2: old single father of three, So this this dad is,

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Speaker 2: you know, doing it all on his own.

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Speaker 3: Wow, single father.

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Speaker 1: Hear about single mothers, but you never hear about the

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Speaker 2: Shout out to you, op single father.

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Speaker 1: I feel like usually when I hear single father, it's

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Speaker 2: I feel like I always hear that too, or widowed

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Speaker 3: Yeah, is single father?

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Speaker 2: That is true. I feel like I I've heard that too, because.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's hard to be a single fought like, like,

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Speaker 3: That you can become a single father.

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Speaker 2: Divorce and you get the kids. Yeah, but I think probably.

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Speaker 1: But usually, like in most states, it's like like the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe. I believe most like court cases.

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Speaker 3: It typically refers to the woman.

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Speaker 2: The woman gets the kids, but not in this case

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Speaker 2: meth or death involved. We make very astute assumptions. Guys,

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Speaker 2: get twisted.

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Speaker 1: Let's get that on a myth or death. The saddest

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Speaker 1: game show. Ok, no one pick up this game, literally

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Speaker 2: No networks. Maybe Fox News.

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Speaker 1: Will get one, the one the prize winner gets like

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Speaker 1: a ton of a metric ton, not like like a

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: No, I think it's a thousand.

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Speaker 1: A thousand kilos is a metric ton.

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Speaker 2: God, that's a lot.

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Speaker 3: It's a lot of myth.

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Speaker 2: So their mother passed away ten years ago.

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Speaker 1: Ah, death, you choked in my gum. I'm about to

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Speaker 2: Or we're dying on the first episode. Guys.

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Speaker 1: Wow, well look look we've already played the game show.

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Speaker 1: I already played maths done.

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Speaker 2: I won. It was death.

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Speaker 3: Where's my meth?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, where's myth? Where's my demand? I have three sons,

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Speaker 2: quick secession just like yeah, back to.

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Speaker 1: Back many they were getting busy where they were popping it.

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Speaker 3: After that.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that one works.

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Speaker 3: Popping it in the grave?

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Speaker 2: Oh nice, try it was. It was a valiant effort.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to be put in the grave.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well the gum, the gum, you know it already,

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Speaker 2: many more episodes that are more opportunities for to die,

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Speaker 3: But he's like wearing like you know.

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Speaker 1: the death.

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Speaker 2: That's right, right, right?

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Speaker 1: You know how when they say you die, you die

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Speaker 2: I haven't heard that thing before.

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Speaker 3: But then okay, yeah, very potent. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm thinking, like I don't know why that

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Speaker 1: then the final form is when you do the surgeries.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like you.

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Speaker 3: Don't have to do surgeries to be trans right.

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Speaker 2: I think I think it's you know, kind of whatever

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Speaker 2: like if I bro if I was like, I'm not

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Speaker 3: Me that penis hashtag, give me that penis.

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Speaker 2: Literally that would be me.

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Speaker 1: So back to our story, give John that penis, Give.

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Speaker 1: Guys with us now I am desperate for someone a

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Speaker 2: No, those are that Those are some movie messages on

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Speaker 1: But you're just going to get you know, the only

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, we're coming back, ladies and gentlemen. So my sister,

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Speaker 2: I think I think that's like very cool and I

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Speaker 2: we just having support.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's important, Yeah, for anyone going through any kind

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Speaker 3: Themselves like that especially thing can do as a.

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Speaker 2: Parent is such a critical age, Like, yeah, so that's cool.

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Speaker 2: Shout out to you, Opie.

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Speaker 3: Shout out to op And.

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Speaker 1: My sister was indifferent about it. Indifferent What does it

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Speaker 1: mean to be like is it like, what does that mean?

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Speaker 1: I would be indifferent? That seems that seems like.

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Speaker 2: That's the question, right, likes different, But maybe she just

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Speaker 1: It sounds like she feels different, but she's just saying

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Speaker 2: Right, I think you're I think you're picking up on

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Speaker 2: some stuff that's about to happen here. Oh shit, for now,

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Speaker 2: my sister's wedding was super well organized to the very

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Speaker 2: last easy ced deal.

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Speaker 3: It's good wedding.

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Speaker 2: She wanted all of the men to wear a shirt

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Speaker 2: So it's work. We're completely coordinated here.

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Speaker 1: Like, okay, everything that's like that's actually is that that's

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Speaker 2: The attendees can wear whatever they want.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and like I mean you have like the brides

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Speaker 2: Usually coordinated, but not everyone attendance.

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Speaker 3: That's kind of a lot of big ass.

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Speaker 2: But I think I'll give it to if it's your

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Speaker 2: give it to you. Kind of a lot in my opinion,

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Speaker 2: but you know.

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Speaker 3: So I'm going to do a nudist wedding.

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Speaker 2: Ooh, there we go.

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Speaker 1: No clothes. Common with clothes you're going away the main

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Speaker 1: item for tonight's course salon moo. I've seen this basic

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Speaker 1: me now.

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Speaker 2: I texted her a picture of our family's outfits the

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Speaker 3: What did she say?

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Speaker 2: Where is Naios dress? All?

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Speaker 3: Ouch?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that ain't it. I was a bit surprised, and

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Speaker 2: I told her not to dead name my son and

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Speaker 1: Well, so dead naming is using their previous name, right you.

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Speaker 2: Might be Yeah, maybe specifically like their previous Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So it's like if your if your name is John

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Speaker 1: dead naming gay because that's not your real name anymore.

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Speaker 1: You have transitioned into a new, beautiful human.

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Speaker 2: It is specifically referring to their gender before they transitioned.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's basically not acknowledging that they have transitioned.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And I also said that he will be wearing

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Speaker 2: a shirt and tie like the rest of the men.

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Speaker 1: Or we are not going to go wow, OPI is

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Speaker 1: like solidarity. Dude, he's op is laying down the law.

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Speaker 1: He is there for child respect. So she responded back, fine,

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Speaker 1: just fine, just fine. She's so fine with it, right,

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Speaker 1: she's totally okay with it. She's going to be so excited.

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Speaker 2: No. Now we're at the reception and my sister again

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Speaker 2: got mad that Connor was wearing a tie.

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Speaker 3: Why like, why get mad?

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Speaker 2: It's the stupidest thing in the world. It's the stupidest

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Speaker 3: The world, Like, Connor wear a tie.

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Speaker 2: Even even if there was a woman who identified as

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Speaker 2: why not. Who cares clothes? It's just clothes. That's why

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Speaker 2: you need to have a nudist wedding.

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Speaker 3: Say over here, no clothes.

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Speaker 2: No color coordination to match, you know, just just cakes

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Speaker 2: and sausages.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's you know, that's the great equalizer that it.

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Speaker 2: Really is though it really is. You can't you can't

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Speaker 2: like try to be flashy, show off your or anything.

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Speaker 1: Like no, no, no, no, no, you got me all equal

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Speaker 2: After she made that comment, she didn't say too much

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Speaker 2: our table. There was a card there that read Naya

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Speaker 2: con name, come on, dead name I get. I went

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Speaker 2: to my sister about it and she said that they

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Speaker 2: used quote their real name. It's just this rude bro,

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Speaker 2: just be like why why be an asshole like this?

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Speaker 1: Like what I just I don't understand why, Like like,

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Speaker 1: what's the big deal?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 1: That is the question, Like what if you wanted to

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Speaker 1: start calling yourself mister octopus man, yes, right, which is ridiculous,

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Speaker 1: but you're like, hey, this means a lot to me.

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Speaker 1: I want to be known as miss your octopus man,

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Speaker 1: I call you. That's what I want. I want eight

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Speaker 1: penises and that's me.

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Speaker 3: Give John all your penises.

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Speaker 2: Literally, who cares it's not your penis or anything.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, why would you care? It doesn't That doesn't make

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Speaker 2: Why would anyone care.

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Speaker 3: It's like the dumbest thing.

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Speaker 1: And also, like I feel like conservative ideology generally is like,

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Speaker 2: Let let people do what they want, don't don't control.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know this is America freedom baby expression.

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Speaker 2: That's right, get that penis? Hell yeah. Now at this

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Speaker 2: told me, don't you dare cause a scene at my wedding.

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Speaker 2: This is this is the worst part. Naya can be

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Speaker 2: a god any other day. Wow, Just why the question?

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Speaker 1: I feel like like the sister is creating the drama

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Speaker 1: that is ruining her wedding, So like, you are the problem.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you tell yourself to stop creating your own drama?

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Speaker 3: On?

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Speaker 2: Why don't we try that?

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Speaker 1: Why don't you just not create drama for one day? Yes,

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Speaker 1: there we go, Come.

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Speaker 2: On, there we go. We needed to say him at

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Speaker 2: the wedding.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, teach some sense into that old right withered noggin

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Speaker 1: of hers.

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Speaker 2: That's right. At this point, I called her a bigot.

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Speaker 2: We all got up and left. My family says, My

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Speaker 2: family says, I ruined the wedding.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, like, hmmm, I mean it sounds

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Speaker 1: the Yeah, yeah, I mean, do you do you need

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Speaker 2: You could argue that he was maybe like a little

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Speaker 3: Either, you know, I think he had every right to leave.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he had every right to leave.

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Speaker 3: And it's also it's.

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Speaker 1: Like he is setting example of how he thinks his

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Speaker 2: I think that's what's most important, right right, Like, as

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Speaker 2: you know, I'm sure I'm sure his son will go

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Speaker 2: when he's on his own, and he's setting the example.

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Speaker 2: Like basically, you deserve respect. Actually I do. I do

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Speaker 1: So, like you, even if this is family, even if

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Speaker 1: And so I could see like this is almost like

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Speaker 1: So I guess like definitely not the A hole for sure.

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Speaker 2: I think we've decided gabble, gabble, gabble, not the ale.

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Speaker 3: That's really cool. That's really cool. Shout out to you, Op,

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