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Speaker 1: Motherfucking mini episode, mini episode, motherfucking mini everisol.

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Speaker 2: I found you miss new Booty. There it is, there,

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Speaker 2: it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode

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Speaker 2: of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 3: The podcast where we dived deep into the pockets of

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Speaker 3: black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: And we finally worked to prove the conspiracies that you

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Speaker 2: the listener have at home. It's a motherfucking mini episode.

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Speaker 4: Booty Rocking Everywhere.

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Speaker 2: What happened to Bubba Sparks he was doing?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, but I kind of liked it.

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Speaker 2: I did too. I liked Here's what I liked. I

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Speaker 2: liked that he was making He was making fun music,

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Speaker 2: and he wasn't working too hard to convince me he

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Speaker 2: was like on some like gang like shit as a

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Speaker 2: way of proving his blackness or association to it. He

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Speaker 2: was just like, no, I'm just country, and I happened

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Speaker 2: to have lived in a part of the country where

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Speaker 2: where there were black people around in big old butts

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Speaker 2: and shit.

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Speaker 4: Exactly.

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Speaker 3: He just seems like a cool white guy that likes rap,

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Speaker 3: and that's how you gotta be. You don't gotta go crazy.

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Speaker 2: Nah, he didn't do nothing crazy and he had Timberland,

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Speaker 2: you know, liaisoning him through his shit. He seems like

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Speaker 2: he should have lasted longer than he did.

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Speaker 4: I know, I liked I liked that song ugly. I

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Speaker 4: thought that was a great song. That was a great song.

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Speaker 2: That song, Yeah, fuck you, I remember it.

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Speaker 3: It was very good, Yeah, said I call my girlfriend's

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Speaker 3: betties and my shit's growpies.

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Speaker 4: I think about that a lot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't remember the lyrics as well as you,

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Speaker 2: but yeah, I fucking like that.

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Speaker 4: It was them. It was a good fun song.

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Speaker 2: Anyways, Bubba Sparks, if you're out there and listening, we'll

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Speaker 2: we'll never have you on the show, but we certainly

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Speaker 2: want you to note that, uh that that we're thinking

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Speaker 2: about you, and you meant more to us than than

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Speaker 2: maybe you realize.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I hope it's going well for you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope there's a missus Bubba Sparks, a missus

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Speaker 2: new Booty out there that you're you're settled down with

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Speaker 2: and and you're feeling good now.

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Speaker 3: I bet she's probably missed old Booty. That song wasn't

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Speaker 3: like a high school right a long time.

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Speaker 1: That's fair.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope that old Booty still feels like new

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's got that new booty bounce.

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Speaker 2: To it, that new booty smel.

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Speaker 4: What is that fresh? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Where that is? That is true car reshment. Cars keep

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Speaker 2: coming with this standard smell where they go. This is

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Speaker 2: by the fact that it's sort of this neutral freshness

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Speaker 2: associated with vehicles. I'm trying to smell ass. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: trying to smell fresh ass, new ass when I get

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Speaker 2: in my car, not dookie. It ain't got nothing to

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Speaker 2: do with du giein. And if you don't know the difference,

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Speaker 2: just stick to new car smell. I don't want you

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Speaker 2: adventuring into some shit you can't handle. But if you

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Speaker 3: I want the inside of my shit to smell like

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Speaker 3: heavy flesh. You know what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a come on.

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Speaker 2: It smells nice, but it's humid.

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Speaker 3: It's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it smells like.

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Speaker 4: I got work to do.

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Speaker 2: We got a conspiracy. Uh well, we get a ton

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Speaker 2: of the But unfortunately we became distracted by by a

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Speaker 2: returning submitter, a returning writer. There I call it a writer.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure that we can even qualify this person

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Speaker 4: Now.

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Speaker 2: He's real bad at writing, but but boy is the

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Speaker 2: for a while we opted to ignore it, Right, that's

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Speaker 4: Maybe we just stepped back from this problem.

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Speaker 2: it's safer to just leave them alone and hope that

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Speaker 2: X is back. Know him best for for for coining,

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Speaker 2: for coining David as your man from the Congo. Uh.

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Speaker 2: He is the source of that material and we owe

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and also I think a pretty big fan this point,

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Speaker 2: He's very up to date on the on the happenings

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Speaker 3: No, but I get it. I hate watching some I

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Speaker 3: So I understand where it's coming from. And it's just

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Speaker 3: I'm faithful for him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's that's one hundred percent fair. There's a

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Speaker 2: and be like they made that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that ship was tracked.

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Speaker 2: They let that happen.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, And I think that's what because he like

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Speaker 3: I think he thinks we're a lot more important than

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Speaker 2: That's that's very true. And we should read the email

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Speaker 2: he thinks we are. But but the scale is not

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's very confused about how rich and powerful we are.

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Speaker 2: So Carlos Carlos X sent us an email read read

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Speaker 2: uh you know I will. The subject line says the

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Speaker 2: uh the coon is you exclamation point uh, which talk

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Speaker 3: David oh Well, first of all, the coon is regularly written,

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Speaker 3: and then you all caps exclamation point, which is you

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Speaker 4: You right, I'm screaming at all? Right?

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Speaker 3: Or but he wants you and I know it's not

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Speaker 4: Continues to acknowledge my existence.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this one is especially sliding to you. Most times

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Speaker 2: he at least references you in passing where it'll be

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Speaker 2: like until your boy blah blah blah. But instead he

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Speaker 2: He doesn't say a word to you.

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Speaker 4: It's tough. It's tough out here.

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Speaker 2: I'm because you're also not being called a coon by

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Speaker 3: That's that's true. That's a good point. I guess it's

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Speaker 2: It takes the you take the bad. You know, you

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Speaker 4: All right, all right, life's a game. I feel it.

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Speaker 4: I feel it. But come on, you.

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Speaker 3: Gotta get in it. We gotta start reading it. I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Carlo Carlos wrote Lane. He's still using uh short

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Speaker 2: you speak of others being coons, but it is really you.

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Speaker 2: It's it's me that's been the coon this whole time.

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Speaker 2: You disparage the name of Christmas Christmas misspelled c r

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Speaker 2: Chrispussy attacks is how he spells the last name, chrispus

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Speaker 2: attacks and think you will be unscathed. Well we'll think again. Uh, well,

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Speaker 2: you failed to realize it's coming up on my favorite part.

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Speaker 2: What you failed to realize is he was actually killed

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Speaker 2: for spreading the truth. Oh I didn't know that, Carlos. See,

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Speaker 2: you didn't know he was a decent dent.

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Speaker 5: He tried to write descendant, but it just wrote decent dent,

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Speaker 2: He was a murder. And then the fake cover story

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Speaker 2: and guess who profits off that? Check this out? And

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Speaker 2: to say, you are causing irreplaceable damage. I love it.

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Speaker 2: I will not be attending any of your so called

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Speaker 4: And also they're live. It's not so called.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're they're one live. Even if people don't show up, Carlos,

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Speaker 2: that still makes the live shows. You can't take that

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Speaker 2: Come on, He says, this is official notice of my

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Speaker 2: not take any legal action against it. And again, I

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Speaker 2: don't think that that's how that works. I don't think

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Speaker 2: just putting it in an email means that we can't

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Speaker 2: become litigious as it relates to you showing up and

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Speaker 2: be as clear as possible about this. I would never

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Speaker 2: at our shows. No, I think I would highlight you, Carlos.

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Speaker 2: If you show up to a live show, Carlos, I

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Speaker 2: will personally walk the audience outside as we read your

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Speaker 2: would be my pleasure, Carlos, to meet you in person

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Speaker 2: and thank you for the hours of entertainment that you've provided.

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Speaker 2: I would never stop you, and I would never do

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Speaker 2: take any legal action. You're my best friend, Carlos, and

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Speaker 2: I love you.

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Speaker 4: Come on?

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Speaker 2: No, Yeah, we're a lot sweeter to him before. I

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Speaker 4: Also gave us his cash AAP. Again.

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Speaker 2: He does drop his cash app at the end, just

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Speaker 2: based in Detroit as far as I can tell, come on,

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Speaker 4: Once again, Carlos, man, it would be fun if I

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Speaker 4: thought this was real, It would be a lot of fun. No,

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Speaker 3: Stupid, and not just because he refuses to acknowledge my existence.

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't.

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Speaker 3: There would just there would have been because if he

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Speaker 4: that would have been some type of a Hebrew Black

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Speaker 3: Right that he would have been a part of some

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you would think that he wouldn't be the only

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Speaker 2: And maybe that's what Carlos is arguing inside of this,

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Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe this is hard to trust the nigga who

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean, Like, even if it's right, Carlos,

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Speaker 3: Man. Here's the thing about spelling that I've learned, Right,

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Speaker 4: Then it fucks the whole thing up. Yeah, you know

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Speaker 4: what I mean. He's you know what he's doing. He's

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Speaker 2: You know what it is. He's probably on his way

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Speaker 2: to do his job at Red Lobster and he's like,

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Speaker 2: voice memo, what's the Android version of Siri? He's like, uh, Malik,

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Speaker 2: take this down. I assume that's what Android phones have

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Speaker 2: noe tell these niggas Chris Puss at attacks.

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Speaker 4: You are doing irreplaceable damage.

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Speaker 2: Irreplacable damage.

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Speaker 3: Man, you know what's gonna happen. He's gonna show up.

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Speaker 3: He's gonna he's gonna do me like they did George

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Speaker 3: Bush with that shoe. We're gonna be having a live

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Speaker 4: I'm just gonna get hip with a wallabie.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be a big old thick, fucked up shoe too.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he's got this man. These notes, these letters

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Speaker 3: are coming from a man with heavy, heavy shoes.

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Speaker 2: The shoes, them shoes are labored.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, they are tie worked. A lot of shifts

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Speaker 2: Man, Come on, man, just just you. You got a lot,

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Speaker 2: You got a lot to prepare for. I think if

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Speaker 2: Carlos is showing up. But but frankly, Carlos, we're always

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Speaker 2: grateful for you, and we hope that you'll continue to

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Speaker 2: write us as often as you do, if not more often.

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Speaker 2: Even if we don't address it, just know we're thinking

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Speaker 2: about you. We're all You're always in our hearts, and

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Speaker 2: we think you're wrong, but but we like that you're

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Speaker 4: And also I'm hoping to be wrong.

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Speaker 3: Who knows, Maybe maybe you send one of these letters

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Speaker 3: and it does turn and I hit your cash yeat.

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Speaker 4: Anything could happen, Carlos.

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Speaker 2: That that is fair, and I'm glad you said that, Bori. Carlos,

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Speaker 2: I would say, doesn't have to be so buried in

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Speaker 2: you don't have to despise us. I think we could

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Speaker 4: I could never know man Quants is coming.

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Speaker 2: Anything is possible, Carlos. He talk to your descent dents

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Speaker 2: if maybe there's there's some peace you can make with

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Speaker 2: with Langston and his man from the Congo Facts. Well, Carlos,

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Speaker 2: I think that's it. And and Bory, do you want

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Speaker 2: to tell the people where they can find you and

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Speaker 2: what cool shit you have going on?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Check me out on Instagram. Cool guy jokes eighty seven.

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Speaker 3: I'm on tour right now to bring Date Aluminum Foil Tour.

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Speaker 3: Bring David aplate dot com has all the dates come out?

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Speaker 3: Got some tour only merged. That's pretty fun. Come fuck

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Speaker 3: with me. Also follow our instagram at my mama told

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Speaker 4: Is that it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my mama told me pod on Instagram. We would

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Speaker 2: love for for everybody who's ever listened to follow and

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Speaker 4: Oh, and our YouTube. We're getting close to two k.

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Speaker 2: Man, that's a that's a big problem for us. A

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Speaker 2: lot of people on tour were asking where the nunchuck's

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Speaker 2: at and and frankly, don't got a good answer for you,

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Speaker 4: They're right next to the harmonica.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll work on it though, and and we'll be

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Speaker 2: back out and two, I guess we're two hundred away

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Speaker 2: from from being obligated to goddamn to demonstrate. So not

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Speaker 2: excited about this, but as always, you can follow me

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Speaker 2: months now. We're we're weeks away at best. You can

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Speaker 2: see me live this Thursday tonight, I will be at

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Speaker 2: I will be at the Lyric Hyperion in Los Angeles.

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Speaker 2: I would love to see you there. I will also

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Speaker 2: be at the mic Drop in Arizona the September eighth

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Speaker 2: in Denver, Colorado, doing a live my mama told me recording,

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Speaker 2: so we would love to see you all there. Please

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Speaker 2: And as always, if you want to send us your

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Speaker 4: Bye, bitch.

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Speaker 1: Well, the fucking mini years soul Maniyears Soul Well, the

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