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Speaker 1: He's another. Hello, Hey, what's up. It's Ted. I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: I said it's Ted. Ted. Who Oh I didn't identify

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Speaker 1: where I was from today? Who is this? Please? I

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Speaker 1: do that sometimes. Um, yeah, I'm calling from I have

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Speaker 1: the package that you You were looking for a package

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Speaker 1: to be delivered? Yeah, okay, well I got it. But

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Speaker 1: there's a problem. What's your problem? Like, um, lost or whatever? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: I need you're you're lost or whatever? An address? Dude,

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Speaker 1: if you couldnt, like yell at me, it would help

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Speaker 1: me concentrate more. And um, I think I'm gonna yell

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Speaker 1: at you because I've been waiting for the package two weeks. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what is it? It's none of your business. I delivered

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Speaker 1: packages all day long and sometimes I shake them to

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Speaker 1: try to figure out what's inside. And I was shaking

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Speaker 1: it and I can't tell. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.

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Speaker 1: That is it a bowl? You know what your job

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Speaker 1: isn't know what in the package? Your job with the

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Speaker 1: package to my plate? Dude, Dude, I know it's not

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Speaker 1: my job, but I had a bet with all my

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Speaker 1: buddies that it was like a decorative bowl for your kitchen.

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Speaker 1: And then you lost. You lost your bet what is

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Speaker 1: it a conversation? You are the stupidest dude. All right, okay,

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Speaker 1: look I think I'm buy your place with and I can.

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Speaker 1: I can find it if you just help me give

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Speaker 1: me directions and I'll drop your package off. How am

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Speaker 1: I supposed to give you direction? Can work? You idiot?

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Speaker 1: I want to tell you a Google. I want to

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Speaker 1: first tell you that customer service is our number one priority,

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Speaker 1: and then so that that mean can get you kidding me? Man? No,

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Speaker 1: First of all, it sounds like your priorities that you're

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Speaker 1: like stoned and getting stoned. Okay, are you are you

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Speaker 1: eating or something? Dude? Have you driving to you? Noduo cheese?

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Speaker 1: If you haven't tried it, It's like I just been

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Speaker 1: into an angel and so good? Oh man, do you

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Speaker 1: want me to get you one? No? I want you

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Speaker 1: to get h dude. Yeah, dude, I'll bring your package back.

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Speaker 1: I also bring you some chips if you want. You're good, dude?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? Hello, are you still there? Are you

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Speaker 1: still there? I'm still here? Okay, So which ones do

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Speaker 1: you want? I want the one that comes with my Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: this is your choice. There's not your cheese. And then

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Speaker 1: start creaming onion, and then there's the natural ones. So

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Speaker 1: if you just tell me which one, do it? Any? Oh?

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Speaker 1: D you none? Like? Are you sure that? I sure?

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Speaker 1: In my opinion, you should let go and let God. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you just let go and let God. It'll all work out.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? You know what. I'm hanging

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Speaker 1: up and I'm calling your manager. Wait, don't hang up.

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Speaker 1: This is a prank phone call. What this is actually

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Speaker 1: jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving

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Speaker 1: ninety two point five doing a phone tap on you?

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Speaker 1: Are you? You're a girlfriend? Andrea set you up. He

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Speaker 1: said that you've been really upset waiting for this package forever?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I mean, no one. Is that stupid? I am?

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Speaker 1: I am? I'm like real stupid. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with super funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties. Holy

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Speaker 1: two point five. If y'all xombo, if y'all xombo bin,

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Speaker 1: if y'all xombola, if y'all xomboping, if y'all xombo, if

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Speaker 1: y'all xombo, visit would look at me your my face?

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Speaker 1: Tell me that's not just about this blace. You really

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Speaker 1: think I could be replaced? Now? I come from out

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Speaker 1: of space and I'm a classy girl. I'm gonna hold

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Speaker 1: it up. You're full of somtha. But it didn't look

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Speaker 1: but we got straight over to I'll find somebody else

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Speaker 1: you can buy Dominisa, but smell on your color, Soper

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Speaker 1: bah bah ba ba ba ba. I know you're lying,

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Speaker 1: so movid. Oh. I don't think I'm down. I'm might

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Speaker 1: be up. Who that is going? Time you want a

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Speaker 1: suppose with your time and your way, you can be

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Speaker 1: sweet taring saying time you number