1 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:08,320 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment who attempted to organize the world's 2 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:12,719 Speaker 1: largest psychic gathering ever WHOA, but it was canceled due 3 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:20,040 Speaker 1: to unforeseen circumstances. Laser Stories segment where we read weird 4 00:00:20,079 --> 00:00:22,040 Speaker 1: news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, 5 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:25,320 Speaker 1: except we have a laser and those other crystal ballgags. 6 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:29,720 Speaker 1: Just this first Laser Stories out of California. A student 7 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,320 Speaker 1: at Stanford has been posting videos after he and some 8 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:37,040 Speaker 1: friends use chat GPT to make AI powered glasses that 9 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:40,400 Speaker 1: help you have conversations with a little teleprompter. 10 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:44,479 Speaker 2: In the Yeah, nerds can finally sound cool? Is that 11 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 2: what it is? 12 00:00:45,240 --> 00:00:47,120 Speaker 1: That's kind of the idea. And he says you could 13 00:00:47,159 --> 00:00:50,800 Speaker 1: use them at parties, job interviews, or even on dates 14 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:51,440 Speaker 1: with a hobby. 15 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:55,000 Speaker 2: That's kind of crazy. So it just like listens to 16 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 2: your conversations and what. 17 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:59,480 Speaker 1: Well, I have a photo because his prototype is pretty 18 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:02,400 Speaker 1: basic and it wouldn't fool anybody yet. It's a pair 19 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:07,959 Speaker 1: of glasses with a thick monocle stuck to one lens. 20 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 1: A picture. Oh, they are kind of clear ish so 21 00:01:10,800 --> 00:01:12,560 Speaker 1: someone can read all the text that you're about to read. 22 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:15,480 Speaker 2: You do it though, I wouldn't actually question it because 23 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 2: I would think that maybe they had some sort of 24 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,959 Speaker 2: special I need or something you would want to insult someone. 25 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:26,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like, I have I needs to use a 26 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:29,759 Speaker 1: speech recognition program that listens to what the other person 27 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:33,360 Speaker 1: says and then it generates replies to read and displays 28 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 1: them right in front of your eyeball. So if you're 29 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:37,600 Speaker 1: at chit chat, it'll do it for you. 30 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:41,400 Speaker 2: We don't even need to talk anymore. 31 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:44,040 Speaker 1: Here's what it looks like when you're looking through the lens. 32 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:46,160 Speaker 2: Pretty blurry. 33 00:01:47,120 --> 00:01:50,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, but you get the idea. It's not perfect. 34 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:53,400 Speaker 2: It kind of looks like beer goggles. I'm just gonna say, 35 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:56,080 Speaker 2: you may go home with someone that you weren't expected 36 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:57,000 Speaker 2: to because. 37 00:01:56,680 --> 00:02:00,360 Speaker 1: It's artificial intelligence. While you're talking with them, it looks 38 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:03,360 Speaker 1: up the person's social media, so in the middle of 39 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 1: the conversation you could say, Hey, I saw on Facebook 40 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:09,959 Speaker 1: that you love thy food. Me too. I'm like this, 41 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 1: what are you gonna do? You already do this before 42 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 1: all your days? I feel like it's gonna actually tell 43 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,119 Speaker 1: him like I saw your PHONEO from five years ago. 44 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:20,960 Speaker 1: The current version isn't fast enough to really like work though, 45 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: there's a long pause before the text pops up, like, 46 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:26,720 Speaker 1: so what are you into? He's like, hold on, think 47 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,960 Speaker 1: you on hiking. 48 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:33,000 Speaker 2: I can't even imagine it as Ron Burgundy reading a teleprompt. 49 00:02:33,080 --> 00:02:33,760 Speaker 2: Yeah you know. 50 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:37,919 Speaker 1: But once it works in real time and isn't obvious, 51 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,480 Speaker 1: a lot of people might actually use this. Here's the 52 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,080 Speaker 1: feature that everyone is gonna want. Though. It can also 53 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:48,399 Speaker 1: recognize faces and tell you what a person's mom. Oh 54 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:52,720 Speaker 1: my gosh, hey you. I've been out like four times 55 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,639 Speaker 1: with my one of my good friends and his wife 56 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:56,760 Speaker 1: and I cannot remember her name for the life of me, 57 00:02:57,160 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 1: and I feel awful and I can't ask him, hey, Bia, 58 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:00,680 Speaker 1: because we've been out so many times. 59 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 2: Now, look up his social media. If he's your friend, 60 00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:07,960 Speaker 2: not tagged in his stuff, maybe it's a side piece. 61 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:08,840 Speaker 2: Then maybe. 62 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 1: Maybe his wife should be more memorable. It's just always like, hey, 63 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:16,320 Speaker 1: what's up? 64 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:16,600 Speaker 2: Guy? 65 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:20,239 Speaker 1: This next Lazer stories out of Los Angeles. A while back, 66 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 1: a man named Moro Ristreppo went to a psychic named 67 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:26,639 Speaker 1: Sophia who he found through Google, and she had a PhD, 68 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:30,680 Speaker 1: which she said required special schooling, and that's why he 69 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:31,280 Speaker 1: chose her. 70 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:35,760 Speaker 2: Oh, PhDs usually do require special schooling. 71 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:39,880 Speaker 1: Yeah. I know Moro needed her help badly because his 72 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:42,280 Speaker 1: ex girlfriend hired a witch to place a curse on 73 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 1: him and he desperately wanted it removed. Okay, so after 74 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 1: the two met psychic Sophia, it's hold tomorrow. He could 75 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:50,920 Speaker 1: remove the curse himself. 76 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,120 Speaker 2: How much money just. 77 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:55,680 Speaker 1: By purchasing a five thousand dollars crystal from her? There 78 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 1: it is, that's gee. 79 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 2: I got a four thousand dollars still. If he wants 80 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 2: a bargain, yeah, I give him. 81 00:04:02,560 --> 00:04:04,800 Speaker 1: Your business, Brook. He gave her a one thousand dollars 82 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:08,320 Speaker 1: down pain took the crystal, and I know this is 83 00:04:08,360 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 1: probably gonna come as a shock, but it didn't do anything. 84 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:15,040 Speaker 1: What what the heck? And we've actually talked about this 85 00:04:15,120 --> 00:04:20,039 Speaker 1: story before, So here's the update. Morow decided that was 86 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:24,279 Speaker 1: not okay. Okay, so he just filed his third lawsuit 87 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:25,160 Speaker 1: against Sophia. 88 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,880 Speaker 2: Just give up, man, you're wasting more money they court 89 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,760 Speaker 2: for another crystal. Just get a salt lamp or something. Could. 90 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,359 Speaker 1: He says he was defrauded out of one thousand dollars, 91 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:39,480 Speaker 1: which caused him emotional distress. Plus he's demanding twenty five 92 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:42,600 Speaker 1: grand in damages. To get that. 93 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 2: If you just don't have some common sense. 94 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:48,240 Speaker 1: You'd be surprised how often they like rule in favor 95 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:48,720 Speaker 1: of the man. 96 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:48,960 Speaker 2: Wow. 97 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:53,280 Speaker 1: Interesting. Sophia's lawyer says she didn't swindle Morrow, and if 98 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:55,520 Speaker 1: he gives the crystal back, then she would turn his money. Oh, 99 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:01,480 Speaker 1: Morrow isn't budget. He's keep the crystal because having a 100 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,240 Speaker 1: bum crystal when you have a curse on you is 101 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:06,120 Speaker 1: a lot better than having no crystal at all. Right, 102 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:11,800 Speaker 1: ladiesis the crystal back. It's just like taking a while 103 00:05:11,839 --> 00:05:12,640 Speaker 1: to look warm up. 104 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:17,320 Speaker 2: That's all the lawsuits right. As soon as it kicks it, 105 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:17,760 Speaker 2: it'll win. 106 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:20,360 Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of food news. Yeah, 107 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,200 Speaker 1: if you've been looking for an excuse to have candy 108 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:25,360 Speaker 1: for breakfast, look no further. 109 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:27,080 Speaker 2: I don't need an excuse. Yeah. 110 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:31,000 Speaker 1: Well, kit cat cereal is now a thing that exists, 111 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:36,520 Speaker 1: so good the picture. General Mills launched it in England 112 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:39,359 Speaker 1: last month, and I know what you might be thinking, 113 00:05:39,680 --> 00:05:42,800 Speaker 1: but sadly they didn't break up real kit cats and 114 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:43,680 Speaker 1: toss them into the. 115 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:48,040 Speaker 2: Looks like cinnamon toast crunch, but chocolate. 116 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:51,000 Speaker 1: They say it's the same shape, supposed to taste like 117 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:54,040 Speaker 1: kitkats and Each piece is a little square with ridges 118 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,520 Speaker 1: on it, so they look like a tiny version of 119 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:59,720 Speaker 1: a kit Cat bar before you break it apart. Tasty, 120 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,560 Speaker 1: it's it looks all chocolate. 121 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:03,440 Speaker 2: It needs to have the cookie in there too, you know, 122 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:05,640 Speaker 2: they needed to mix it up. It's just that Reese's 123 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 2: has a cereal already. 124 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:08,600 Speaker 1: Yese's Cereal. Yeah. 125 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:08,800 Speaker 2: Wow. 126 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:10,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of cereals that are based on 127 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:14,320 Speaker 1: candy already, like the Reese's Puffs one. Yeah, there's Peep Cereal, 128 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:22,760 Speaker 1: Kids Cereal, even Hershey's Kiss Cereal. Okay, we're talking. So 129 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,680 Speaker 1: it's you know, a little bit of a shock that 130 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:27,320 Speaker 1: it took this long to do kit Cat cereal since 131 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,560 Speaker 1: it's actually one of the most popular candies in the world. 132 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,839 Speaker 2: Yeah, and they make so many different types of kit Cats. 133 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,240 Speaker 1: Nevertheless, it's finally here. 134 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,360 Speaker 2: It'd be so good on ice cream. 135 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:44,640 Speaker 1: Pieces. This next Laser Stories out of Anxiety HQ. People 136 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:49,200 Speaker 1: experience FOMO about a lot of things, travel, job opportunities, 137 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:51,320 Speaker 1: social gatherings, not being. 138 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:55,600 Speaker 2: Amish mist on those buggies, Jeff. 139 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:59,480 Speaker 1: Only I was amish, but this was surprising. A new 140 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:03,119 Speaker 1: poll found seventy seven percent of adults on social media 141 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:06,520 Speaker 1: have had a fear of missing out on the latest 142 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:11,080 Speaker 1: food trends. Oh yeah, I feel this sounds like that 143 00:07:11,200 --> 00:07:14,320 Speaker 1: includes both the impressive stuff people make and post photos of, 144 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:16,680 Speaker 1: like your sister in law making omelets without them falling, 145 00:07:16,720 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 1: apart to all the dumb TikTok trends like putting ketchup 146 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:20,960 Speaker 1: on pancakes. 147 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:22,560 Speaker 2: Uh. 148 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 1: And among people who admit to having food fomo, fifty 149 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,920 Speaker 1: seven percent have attempted to make the food at home themselves. 150 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:32,120 Speaker 1: Oh wow, and they average trying four recipes a month 151 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,920 Speaker 1: that they've seen online. But keep in mind, Instagram food 152 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:38,080 Speaker 1: isn't always what it seems. Seventy three percent of people 153 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:41,520 Speaker 1: admitted to spending extra time preparing their meals just to 154 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,520 Speaker 1: make a more picturesque for social media. 155 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:45,960 Speaker 2: Yeah that's all right, I can't read. That's right. God, 156 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,240 Speaker 2: it makes me so hungry though looking at any social 157 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,560 Speaker 2: media I don't know what it says about me. My 158 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:52,880 Speaker 2: whole feed is food, my algorithm. Yeah. 159 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:55,640 Speaker 1: I know one person who deals with a bad case 160 00:07:55,680 --> 00:08:00,440 Speaker 1: of fomo and it never goes away. When New Air 161 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:03,760 Speaker 1: Jordan or easy Shoe drops, all you can do is 162 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:08,040 Speaker 1: stare at his computer screen and drool. Knock it off. Pumper, 163 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:11,360 Speaker 1: I put it back in your You need to hear 164 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:14,400 Speaker 1: that filth here at Salman's Laser Stories has done for 165 00:08:14,480 --> 00:08:16,840 Speaker 1: the day. We'll do it again the same time on Monday.