Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer podcast ers, here's Nicky. Hello here I am,
Speaker 1: It's Nicky Laser podcast. What's up, guys, Good afternoon. I
Speaker 1: don't know, that's what it is to me. Andrew's here,
Speaker 1: No's here in St. Louis's in Arizona, but I'm here.
Speaker 1: I saw you were wearing a title this hat. I
Speaker 1: saw that hat on Um. I think it was Etsy.
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know, maybe I was looking. No,
Speaker 1: it was on bet. Um Yeah, eBay said at a
Speaker 1: man's um, no, what it's a titties but in that
Speaker 1: it's kind of funny. Yeah, that's a cool von. How
Speaker 1: much did that hat costs? A D two? Really? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty nice for twenty bucks. It's pretty nice for
Speaker 1: OFLF hat. Yeah. No, it's a nice hat. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: went out there. I just told Noah my whole debacle
Speaker 1: of yesterday, embarrassing myself, overcoming it, overcoming adversity of the
Speaker 1: driving ring. Oh my god, what wait? What happened? So
Speaker 1: we lost a lot of good men. Uh, they're floating
Speaker 1: and seeing whether at well after I hit him with
Speaker 1: a golf ball when I shanked it. It is great
Speaker 1: when someone shanks it's so bad. That people have the duck,
Speaker 1: you know, like it almost hits other people and like
Speaker 1: everyone looks around the guy. So what happened? Where were
Speaker 1: you playing? No? So I you know I had um.
Speaker 1: You know, I've had two different golf coaches. So my
Speaker 1: first golf coach that I left, you know, uh where,
Speaker 1: I was scared to leave him and like I was
Speaker 1: embarrassed to see him. Whatever he was there, he hasn't
Speaker 1: seen me hit golf balls in a while. You're nervous, nervous.
Speaker 1: I wasn't even that nervous, to be honest. I just
Speaker 1: I just I did want to show him that I
Speaker 1: was solid and yeah, and I hit my irons great.
Speaker 1: And then it came to my driver, which I usually
Speaker 1: hit like to seventy or like like really mean irons
Speaker 1: you hit your iron is great? Irons is the metal ones.
Speaker 1: So the drivers what you used to like do the
Speaker 1: first swing? Yeah, the drivers the first Why when you
Speaker 1: start with that, why wouldn't you say, like the drive
Speaker 1: like if you're going because you were saying I did
Speaker 1: great with this, and so usually when you gons, you
Speaker 1: do like later on, you know, when you go to
Speaker 1: the driver's range, driving range, you usually start with like
Speaker 1: a fifty six or fifty two, which is a wedge swinging, No,
Speaker 1: that's a wedge. A wedge is the shortest club possible,
Speaker 1: So you start with the smallest and usually work your
Speaker 1: way towards the driver. Usually don't start with the driver
Speaker 1: because the driver is actually a completely different swing than
Speaker 1: the irons. Not crazy different, but a little. When you're
Speaker 1: driving range and you feel good about yourself, it will
Speaker 1: not translate anywhere else. What do you mean, like you would?
Speaker 1: It just bugs me when like when you do something
Speaker 1: for fun and it's nothing like the thing that it
Speaker 1: is replicating, you know, like you're we're just using wedges
Speaker 1: and then we go out of there and we have
Speaker 1: to use this other club that we need a whole
Speaker 1: different swing force. So like, how do you why don't
Speaker 1: you practice with different clubs on the driving ring? I do?
Speaker 1: I do? I go through the whole set. I go
Speaker 1: from wedge to nine to eight to seven, to six
Speaker 1: to five to four, the hybrid to three would the driver,
Speaker 1: and then I go put all right, gotcha gother so much? Okay,
Speaker 1: so you're doing good. That gets to the Yeah, get
Speaker 1: to the core of the story. There's like a really
Speaker 1: nice lot I'm trying to asking questions. Should ignore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good point. Go on, defensive, Jesus Christ, I
Speaker 1: can't even he doesn't get to play defense and golf,
Speaker 1: so he plays it here. Go on, Oh, so what
Speaker 1: does no one ever go offense? Offense? Why is it
Speaker 1: always defense? Why does Why do we have to cheer
Speaker 1: defense and not offense? I'll tell you why do you
Speaker 1: want to obviously like everyone's trying offense because you don't
Speaker 1: want to make noise while the offense is on the field.
Speaker 1: You want to make the least noise possible, so then
Speaker 1: the quarterback and everyone could hear what's going on. That's
Speaker 1: why ums just to be days of lay. But I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but people are a loud as fun when people are
Speaker 1: going offense. When when there's someone like that's going for
Speaker 1: a touchdown or something like, people are loud as fuck
Speaker 1: in the stands. Well, usually they're trying to be as
Speaker 1: loud as fun to take them to distract. So weird.
Speaker 1: I would not if I was a fan and I
Speaker 1: my yelling lad to my team winning, because my yelling
Speaker 1: distracted the other team that's cheating. It's so funny, you say,
Speaker 1: I just saw this video. There's a there's a guy
Speaker 1: that shows up at every Vanderbilt baseball game, which baseball
Speaker 1: if college baseball, annoise is going to stand out because
Speaker 1: it's usually not the loudest game because there yeah, and
Speaker 1: he whistles like like but like an annoying it's all
Speaker 1: about him, and he fucking whistles like when the right
Speaker 1: before the player swings. But I just feel like anything
Speaker 1: you'd do, it's like Tanya harding ship like she didn't
Speaker 1: do it, but like injuring the other side so that
Speaker 1: you can be making them worse through nefarious things that
Speaker 1: have nothing to do with how good you play. Because
Speaker 1: your fans are being loud and like waving around fence
Speaker 1: posts like that's cheating. They literally call them that. Like
Speaker 1: the twelfth Man in football is when the crowd gets involved.
Speaker 1: I get the crowd being like encouraging. I guess that's
Speaker 1: could be considered as cheating under this thing too, But anyway,
Speaker 1: go on with your story. No, so anyhow, I don't
Speaker 1: hit the driver, well, I hit it like two ten yards.
Speaker 1: It's very embarrassing the more I try. The worst thing
Speaker 1: are you playing like with for your front? Like what's
Speaker 1: going on here? I'm hitting in front of his coach
Speaker 1: and a couple other buddies that I know from just
Speaker 1: there randomly or did he He was there randomly, but
Speaker 1: that's where he teaches, gotcha? Would you kind of try
Speaker 1: to learn his hours so you don't go when he
Speaker 1: goes since you're trying to avoid him, Well, you usually
Speaker 1: wear a mustache and a rubber nose, are still Yeah
Speaker 1: I am what are you talking about? Must there's on
Speaker 1: top of your bust is a blonde mustache. It might
Speaker 1: stand out from the sport. Yeah. Yeah, all I have
Speaker 1: to do is put glasses on to become that thing. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I'm fucking playing terrible. It's embarrassing. The more he
Speaker 1: tries to like teach me, the worst I'm swinging. And
Speaker 1: I was really fucked in the head because it's like
Speaker 1: it's like when you were on your show the other
Speaker 1: day and you couldn't hit the high note and it
Speaker 1: was really sad, and because you probably hit it before. No, No,
Speaker 1: it's just like sometimes your your throat is like scratchy
Speaker 1: and it's not going to happen. No, I know, but
Speaker 1: you've done it before. Yeah, but I didn't expect it
Speaker 1: that day, but I know what you're saying where you
Speaker 1: like I could do this, I've done it. I couldn't
Speaker 1: have done it. That's because my voice was ship. Maybe
Speaker 1: I couldn't have done it that day, because like if
Speaker 1: you had an injury or something, I had a big dumping,
Speaker 1: it would be the same if you have an injury
Speaker 1: and you're like, well I can't do it's an injury,
Speaker 1: but yes, go on. So I hate that when you're
Speaker 1: just like, I know it's all mental. That's why you
Speaker 1: realize it's all mental. And so I was like, so
Speaker 1: I hit balls for like I'm not kidding, like three hours,
Speaker 1: like I just I just destroyed myself by like and
Speaker 1: I felt kind of good and you know, like I
Speaker 1: get I kind of like a little bit of painen too.
Speaker 1: I think you probably weren't. Yeah, you definitely do. You
Speaker 1: weren't um uh practicing as much as you were just
Speaker 1: like exercising some demons and avoiding like the feeling that
Speaker 1: would come when you get in the car and you're
Speaker 1: disappointed in yourself. Yes, and well I think what happens, yes,
Speaker 1: And I also what happens is instead of being able
Speaker 1: to stop and go what is going on here? Why
Speaker 1: am I fucking up, let's just back away. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm trying to make it analitude of singing
Speaker 1: or whatever. You just keep pushing. It's like when you're
Speaker 1: doing a stand up show. I know exactly this feeling everyone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but when you're bombing and so your going and you
Speaker 1: should really just take a break. Oh I should have
Speaker 1: like went fucking meditated, meditated, masturbated, any m with dated
Speaker 1: I should have done. I shouldn't so any emancipated. I
Speaker 1: take the rubber nose off. I'm like, maybe that's it.
Speaker 1: So anyways, I fucking I can't do it, and I
Speaker 1: just suck and they leave even before I leave. And
Speaker 1: then I was like, all right, well, I was gonna
Speaker 1: go to this workout class, but I'm so fucking like
Speaker 1: depressed and like deflated. I was like, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna do that. And then I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: what due the opposite of whatever is going on in
Speaker 1: your brain? Huh oh? Yeah, I went to the workout class.
Speaker 1: I got so exhausted the workout class I almost forgot
Speaker 1: about the golf swing, got home, looked at a couple
Speaker 1: of videos of what I was doing wrong, because like
Speaker 1: in the past, maybe I wouldn't. I was telling Noah,
Speaker 1: like you know, you sometimes you just avoid it. You're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I I suck. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna attack more.
Speaker 1: And then I woke up this morning I like learned,
Speaker 1: I like really broke down, like what the funk I
Speaker 1: was doing wrong, and like I was able to use
Speaker 1: my logical brain where I wasn't just pushing. And I
Speaker 1: went to the course this morning or driving range, and
Speaker 1: I was like, don't try to kill the ball, just
Speaker 1: doing just do this slip. And I was able to
Speaker 1: do it. And it wasn't perfect though It's still not
Speaker 1: you drove all the way out to treat court. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I just this one here fourth, But I'm glad that
Speaker 1: like there's two different ways to do that. You know,
Speaker 1: like you can either fucking just be like skip the
Speaker 1: workout class then not hit golf balls because you're like, no,
Speaker 1: I just suck. I just I'm gonna suck until like
Speaker 1: take another lesson to like when people like eat too
Speaker 1: much and then they go, fuck it, I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: eat everything, and like, well, you could just cut the
Speaker 1: losses right now and stop doing what you're doing or
Speaker 1: like what like having one drink and you go, well,
Speaker 1: I broke the seal and then you drink all of it,
Speaker 1: or like you just or you just give up, you
Speaker 1: just give up right away? Is there something that literally
Speaker 1: everything everything I do that literally everything? I even told
Speaker 1: No yesterday when I went on Instagram Live, she was watching.
Speaker 1: I was playing guitar yesterday for you know, like forty
Speaker 1: to fifty besties given you know the time, and I
Speaker 1: played for like three and a half hour something like
Speaker 1: I couldn't stop because I didn't want to. First of all,
Speaker 1: I didn't want to do whatever was waiting for me
Speaker 1: on the other side of getting off that, like I
Speaker 1: would be alone. My apartments a mess, I have emailing
Speaker 1: to do, I have work to do. There's just stuff
Speaker 1: that's not like pressing, but I should be doing. And
Speaker 1: then also, um like if I practice alone, then I
Speaker 1: have to really look at how bad technically I am
Speaker 1: at certain things. And if I just like breathe through them,
Speaker 1: I can just move on to the next thing and
Speaker 1: not like think about what I'm doing that's like not
Speaker 1: technically working for me. So yeah, like I and then
Speaker 1: I even told No, I was like, I feel like
Speaker 1: I just can't stop, Like can you ever like not
Speaker 1: stop like I can't, Like I hate when I've addicted
Speaker 1: behaviors where I'm just like I can't stop, and people
Speaker 1: even on the chat or like whoa, you're still doing this,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, shut the funk up, Like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just hate like little snarky comments that people are
Speaker 1: just a little bit judgmental of like yikes, still going
Speaker 1: and I'm just like, yeah, I have a problem. Don't
Speaker 1: get it. I'm lonely and well for one day, don't
Speaker 1: get it. But I was thinking about what you texted
Speaker 1: me about, like, oh, you know, like I don't want
Speaker 1: to like you said that you hate addictive behavior, and
Speaker 1: I didn't see it as that until like you you
Speaker 1: mentioning that because I don't have an addictive personality, I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't recognize that. So I just wanted to make
Speaker 1: sure that my encouragement was not that would be enabling that.
Speaker 1: I think she was nice because she no, I was
Speaker 1: like no. When I was obsessed with the guitar, used
Speaker 1: to just like stay in my basement all day long,
Speaker 1: like for hours and hours, like starting the night and
Speaker 1: then like stop at four am, and I would just
Speaker 1: put on my headphones and go into like a trance
Speaker 1: because you're just like obsessed with learning a new thing
Speaker 1: and playing. Yeah, I mean it's partially that, but it
Speaker 1: is partially like I'm always aware of like, oh, this
Speaker 1: feels good, and this is distracting me from either feelings
Speaker 1: or tasks I have to get done. And when I'm
Speaker 1: doing this, it's like my phone is like when I'm
Speaker 1: on live, no one can text me, no one can
Speaker 1: get through to me. Um, I'm like I'm in a tunnel.
Speaker 1: I'm like airplane mode, and so it's just like nice,
Speaker 1: it's escape, and um. I feel that way about sleeping.
Speaker 1: I feel that way about reading books, Like sometimes I
Speaker 1: just cannot stop reading a book because I know as
Speaker 1: soon as I stop, the world is waiting for me.
Speaker 1: But right now I'm immersed in this thing. I don't
Speaker 1: feel that way so much about TV shows, but I
Speaker 1: know that people do feel that way tv shows. I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: my phone's in my lap, people can get to me.
Speaker 1: But like when I'm reading a book, I put an airplane.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's why that's I mean, that's why people play golf.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's for four hours, you can just say
Speaker 1: I don't under people don't have addictive personalities, Like no,
Speaker 1: you're someone who like suffers with like mental anguish sometimes
Speaker 1: of like worrying about something. Why is it that if
Speaker 1: something feels good to you, you don't want to keep
Speaker 1: doing it until it feels and you keep doing it,
Speaker 1: So like, yeah, I do get obsessed with things. Don't
Speaker 1: get me wrong, but if something feels good, like it
Speaker 1: makes your mind go like yeah, I don't even worry
Speaker 1: about like why not this is I don't understand people
Speaker 1: that just good. I have a bad joke about myself.
Speaker 1: And it's just like I just procrastinate too much, Like
Speaker 1: I'm too lazy to get addicted to anything. It just
Speaker 1: it takes too much effort. I'm like that with a
Speaker 1: lot of things, except for the things procrastination is what
Speaker 1: drives my addictions because I just I have such guilt
Speaker 1: over the things I'm procrastinating on, whether it's life stuff
Speaker 1: where it's like getting a boyfriend, like whatever, it's been
Speaker 1: like any anything like having kids, like ship like that. That.
Speaker 1: I'm just like I don't want to think about all
Speaker 1: the guilts I feel about not having accomplished this thing
Speaker 1: or like not calling my aunt back or something like
Speaker 1: that that I just want to keep feeling like being
Speaker 1: trapped in this world where my aunt does not exist.
Speaker 1: When I'm reading a book about Columbine, like my aunt
Speaker 1: is not Have you ever put her in the story.
Speaker 1: Maybe I would just to you know, take care of
Speaker 1: things and I don't have to deal with there anymore.
Speaker 1: Just put her in the library around uh, I don't know,
Speaker 1: PM April nineteen. It would be fun. Everyone's like, what
Speaker 1: is he and Sally doing there? Um? It is interesting,
Speaker 1: like with addiction to where it's like because so many
Speaker 1: people when they got great at something, they're addicted to it.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, you got to get those tens.
Speaker 1: But when you're younger, people are like, man, that person.
Speaker 1: They work hard, and then when you get older and
Speaker 1: you have real responsibility, people like, well that addiction, Like
Speaker 1: it gives you shit about being addicted to something productive.
Speaker 1: Like if I was writing for eight hours a day,
Speaker 1: you go great because it fits into like things that's
Speaker 1: gonna make me money. But guitar is not making me
Speaker 1: money anytime soon. It's not that's not even the goal
Speaker 1: for it. For you, Golf, like, it's not about this
Speaker 1: isn't gonna help your career. It's not gonna help you know,
Speaker 1: you start a family and buy a house some day.
Speaker 1: If anything, it's going to hurt that. And like same
Speaker 1: with guitar, it's like, yeah, that's a if I was
Speaker 1: a kid playing guitar this much with my skill level,
Speaker 1: Oh great, so much time. But right now it's like
Speaker 1: what do you There's so many other things I could
Speaker 1: be doing, and it's really about like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just feel guilty at every I'm trying not to
Speaker 1: feel so guilty. Like this today, I slept until five.
Speaker 1: I just kept hitting snooze, snooze, snooze and going back
Speaker 1: to sleep and having awesome dreams. Oh fuck, so fun,
Speaker 1: did I What were you doing? Kept just going back
Speaker 1: and I can't even talk about them and they're explicit,
Speaker 1: but they were so fun and I could keep going
Speaker 1: back in. Then that's the best. Is Like I would
Speaker 1: wake up and go like no, this life sucks, go
Speaker 1: back and I would go back and it wasn't lucid
Speaker 1: where I could control it, but like I got back
Speaker 1: in there just an orgasm for every snooze wasn't coming,
Speaker 1: but it was just it was flirty and fun. I
Speaker 1: ate one of those gummies that you get into melotone
Speaker 1: dones just one, just one. That's what I was supposed
Speaker 1: to eat. I mean one point one point five milligrams.
Speaker 1: I take ten milligrams of that one does but I
Speaker 1: was out. Yeah it works, Yeah, yeah, maybe a little
Speaker 1: tired in the morning. But I don't think that. I
Speaker 1: don't think that could just be placebo. And how much
Speaker 1: I worked yesterday on the golf range for ye but
Speaker 1: any that'll do it. Yeah, I just felt like last night,
Speaker 1: I guess last night after I UM finished playing. So
Speaker 1: yesterday we did the podcast and then and before the podcast,
Speaker 1: I had I had done some work. I like justified
Speaker 1: like oh I got did I did work today? Like
Speaker 1: I wrote on I wrote my I'm writing a like
Speaker 1: sample chapter for my book. Because for a proposal, you
Speaker 1: have to write, like all what all the chapters are
Speaker 1: gonna be, summaries of what the chapters are going to be.
Speaker 1: Then you have to write a sample chapter of like
Speaker 1: this is how I write. And I'm trying and I
Speaker 1: was working with this woman and I'm trying to write
Speaker 1: about this experience I had and UM, and then I
Speaker 1: had to talk to I wrote down all these notes
Speaker 1: about it. It's funny because she's like, because I've had
Speaker 1: like days to work on this, and I waited obviously
Speaker 1: to the hour before it was due, for five minutes
Speaker 1: before it was due. This was in the morning, so
Speaker 1: this wasn't this is before then, But yes, um, I
Speaker 1: waited to the last second. And then I will say
Speaker 1: that I'm so fast at working and getting things on,
Speaker 1: especially when it comes to writing that people think I've
Speaker 1: been working for days on something that I've been working
Speaker 1: on for forty minutes. So I didn't lie. But when
Speaker 1: she was like, so is this what you've been working
Speaker 1: on the past couple of days, And I was like,
Speaker 1: is that alive? To say yes, because I've been thinking
Speaker 1: about it and it was what I was supposed to
Speaker 1: be working on for days, So I said yes. And
Speaker 1: she was like, it's amazing you have so much stuff here.
Speaker 1: I mean, I wrote, like so much but it was
Speaker 1: like forty minutes and be like she was even in
Speaker 1: the Google doc. I'm so she could see me just
Speaker 1: going there. But and and then I got on phone
Speaker 1: with her and talked about it, and it was interesting
Speaker 1: because it's like it's a story about I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what a story about When we get back from break Andrew,
Speaker 1: if you're going down to Times Square, take a cab,
Speaker 1: not a horse, because that will take longer and less
Speaker 1: the horse is fast. That was we're splitting gears with
Speaker 1: those like, yeah, wait, you can do write a book
Speaker 1: about how to write a book in four hours. Everyone
Speaker 1: be like, whoa four minute book? Four minutes book? God,
Speaker 1: it's so weird. Time is weird because people are like
Speaker 1: work week, how to work four hour work week? But
Speaker 1: that's great, But that's weird. So hard when people go
Speaker 1: you work so hard, I'm always like, this looks like
Speaker 1: I spent hours on it, but I spent forty minutes
Speaker 1: on it. Like That's that's where I get tripped up,
Speaker 1: where I'm like, I'm not going to accept any accolades's
Speaker 1: favorite word for me working hard, because I don't. I
Speaker 1: just cram really fat, like I'm a fast person, which
Speaker 1: is good and so I can cram in as much
Speaker 1: as it would take people to write other stuff. But
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean necessarily qualities there. Yeah, but is length
Speaker 1: is length? I guess if you're working extremely hard for
Speaker 1: a short amount of time, is that the same thing
Speaker 1: as work? Yes, mediocrely for a lot of times. By time,
Speaker 1: I mean, like you know, but your experience like working
Speaker 1: on TV shows, being in writer's room and all that
Speaker 1: information that you've garnered from your career, like that counts
Speaker 1: is time too. And that's well, I guess it's just
Speaker 1: because of you know, capitalism and making you think that,
Speaker 1: like if you're not up at this hour and then
Speaker 1: and then you get done and then you get to drink.
Speaker 1: I was I was going to bring that up because
Speaker 1: if people they go to their office, they sit at
Speaker 1: their office for the first half hour they talked to
Speaker 1: Tammy about you know, what they did yesterday, what showed
Speaker 1: they watch? If they really how you break down how
Speaker 1: much work you've done? We want go into work zone.
Speaker 1: It is no distractions, It's a ton of You would
Speaker 1: probably add up forty five minutes of actual data entry
Speaker 1: work if they really broke down how much work? Fuck
Speaker 1: you guys, I'm working the whole Okay, Can I tell
Speaker 1: you Because I had I had an issue at work
Speaker 1: a little bit ago, like a while ago, years ago,
Speaker 1: and my therapist and I also had a lot of guilt,
Speaker 1: and my therapist said to me this line that I
Speaker 1: constantly repeat to myself. She goes of people do of
Speaker 1: the job. Mm hmm, what do you think about that?
Speaker 1: So that means that eight of the job is being
Speaker 1: done by people? Yeah, yeah, so you're kind of most
Speaker 1: people who you're comparing yourself to is that are not
Speaker 1: doing most of the work. Yeah, I mean it's it
Speaker 1: could be like just their work habit, or they don't
Speaker 1: make work a priority in their life. They do whatever
Speaker 1: they can. Yeah, you make lists. I don't make lists.
Speaker 1: Sometimes think no, I don't do that, But you know
Speaker 1: when I have done that that it's I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's helpful, like sometimes of like things I need
Speaker 1: to get done. I mean I have a schedule in
Speaker 1: my phone that shows me like this this, this for
Speaker 1: the day. But other than that, No, not really, I
Speaker 1: don't think I've ever written down a list. I'm just wondering.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not a list kind of person. I
Speaker 1: wonder if if you would accomplish those things if you
Speaker 1: see him written down, you just hear about it. You
Speaker 1: hear people like scratching off things, be able to get
Speaker 1: them done more. No, I just feel like, um, like
Speaker 1: right two hours in your book, how do you feel
Speaker 1: like when you're like apartment is a mess, and you
Speaker 1: Like I feel like if your apartment is a mess,
Speaker 1: that should always be the number one thing you do
Speaker 1: ahead of anything else indulgent. And so anytime I indulge
Speaker 1: in anything when my apartment is a mess, or my
Speaker 1: room is a mess, or their laundry that needs to
Speaker 1: be folded, I feel like I'm just being lazy and
Speaker 1: I'm just being not like a good human and like
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm just kind of trying to I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm cheating because I'm not doing what I
Speaker 1: need to get done, or like I just feel like
Speaker 1: being productive with a messy space, like a messy space
Speaker 1: should be the bottom line, Like that should a clean
Speaker 1: space should be. Like people that have clean houses all
Speaker 1: the time, Like I envy you so much, and I
Speaker 1: understand it takes a lot of work, but I just
Speaker 1: you must be able to get and I know that
Speaker 1: they can't get a lot done because my friend Taylor is,
Speaker 1: like I envy that you can just leave your apartment
Speaker 1: when it's a mess, Like I can't function if my
Speaker 1: place is a mess, like it's O C D. Like
Speaker 1: I freak out if things aren't in line when I leave.
Speaker 1: I always used to get because she's my friend from
Speaker 1: my school. She's like, I always used to get jealous
Speaker 1: of you that you could just trash your room, leave
Speaker 1: your bed unmade like and just leave and have a
Speaker 1: free day and not have it in your mind. And
Speaker 1: I when did what change that mindset? Or guilty? No,
Speaker 1: I don't think about it if I leave, but I
Speaker 1: will say that it's like it. I don't feel I
Speaker 1: don't feel good. I don't there's still this little gnawing
Speaker 1: like you're a bad woman because your place looks like
Speaker 1: a man's man cave who is planning of school shooting.
Speaker 1: Like you just your apartment, My bathroom looks like Britney Murphy's.
Speaker 1: Like you look like you have a mental illness in
Speaker 1: your space, Therefore you aren't deserving of love. I guess
Speaker 1: it comes down to, like, who would love a girl
Speaker 1: that like lives like a pack rat? Like that's a secret.
Speaker 1: Your mental illness is everywhere. I have very pack rat. Uh. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you don't have guilt over for some reason, I
Speaker 1: have some guilt, especially I have more guilt now that
Speaker 1: I live with someone that does clean, so like I'm
Speaker 1: more on my ship to please her, not so much myself.
Speaker 1: But it is interesting now that it's been clean for
Speaker 1: you know, we've been living together almost five months. Our
Speaker 1: house is pretty dirty right now, and it does like
Speaker 1: now it works with me because I taste I'm like
Speaker 1: tasting the good life. Yeah, you know what, it's a
Speaker 1: clean place. So I get what you're saying, Like, I
Speaker 1: do notice it more now. I've just never had it
Speaker 1: the other way. You know. My dad's the same way.
Speaker 1: My dad he's a keeps going on colleges. If you
Speaker 1: went into his office, he had folders like I wouldn't
Speaker 1: want to be if his patients. The thing is, I
Speaker 1: lose stuff rarely in terms of like I know where people.
Speaker 1: Don't you have a system? I was watching Tommy Boy
Speaker 1: yesterday and there's that one scene where she's in her office,
Speaker 1: the girl, and he's like, why don't you yeah, why
Speaker 1: don't you have uh you know, yeah, why don't you
Speaker 1: have what are they called that? You pull it out
Speaker 1: folders and then you pull out filing cabinets and she
Speaker 1: goes because I have to open them. It's just like
Speaker 1: it's too much time. I know where everything is that
Speaker 1: she has a system, and I was like, that's kind
Speaker 1: of like the way I wrote my life except hers
Speaker 1: as an organized system with ship everywhere. But I do
Speaker 1: know where stuff is most of the time. But um,
Speaker 1: it just and then I just realized when you're a
Speaker 1: messy person, I get more done because I'm not spending
Speaker 1: time organizing and folding folding laundry. Is it takes so
Speaker 1: long to fold up? And then I don't understand when
Speaker 1: you're looking through the folded clothes, you suck them up.
Speaker 1: Like I can't look through folded clothes and not sunk
Speaker 1: them up. And like even when I'm at the gap
Speaker 1: or something the store, the retail workers are just like,
Speaker 1: let's just leave it. I'll get it later because I
Speaker 1: suck it up looking for her size whatever. I have
Speaker 1: a brain. We're all folded clothes. I'll divide the clothes
Speaker 1: and then I won't put them away. Like that's yeah
Speaker 1: that I do that too. They're they're out on the bench.
Speaker 1: That's my kind of brain. Yeah, I mean, what is that?
Speaker 1: Like you're doing every step except for the final one
Speaker 1: to put in the drawer because you don't you feel
Speaker 1: like you don't. You're like, don't deserve to be someone
Speaker 1: who puts clothes or to go back to the fine count.
Speaker 1: I could just it's right there, it's right there. Why
Speaker 1: do I need to put it away? And Gaffan has
Speaker 1: a joke about why do I His wife wants them
Speaker 1: to make a bed, and she goes, why don't you
Speaker 1: make your bed in the morning. He goes, because I
Speaker 1: don't tie my shoes when I take them off. That's
Speaker 1: why it's stupid. And and then she's it's like, why
Speaker 1: do we have many pillows? And she's like, it's for um,
Speaker 1: it's for uh. I forget what she says. Presentation. He goes,
Speaker 1: how many tours are you giving of our bedroom? What
Speaker 1: is going on here? It's a great point. It's like
Speaker 1: who's seeing us? That's why I love Chris. It's like,
Speaker 1: you know, there's our relationship isn't perfect. But when I
Speaker 1: think about like the things I appreciate that I think
Speaker 1: so many other men or like people would give me
Speaker 1: shit about. He has never once judged me about being messy,
Speaker 1: never once judged me about like just the weird things
Speaker 1: he finds and drawers, like a toothbrush with like if
Speaker 1: you go to claims he's clean, He's really clean. He's
Speaker 1: very organized. Everything is regiment. He has like two shirts
Speaker 1: for this and two pairs of plans for this, and
Speaker 1: like he's minimalist, he's clean, he's organized, he loves labeled.
Speaker 1: He got me a label maker, he loves. This goes
Speaker 1: back to the point of that you don't feel lovable
Speaker 1: if you're messy, but he proves time and time over
Speaker 1: again that he will love you if you are messy.
Speaker 1: So why didn't you take that in? Because well, I
Speaker 1: guess there are other things that I question if I'm
Speaker 1: lovable that he might have more judgment. So it just
Speaker 1: which is something else where I think we did that
Speaker 1: in every relationship where the person you're with has some
Speaker 1: kind of irritation about the way that you are fundamentally,
Speaker 1: and you go, fuck, like, this is just the way
Speaker 1: I am, And yes, you can try to change and
Speaker 1: be like, Okay, that actually is a detriment to my
Speaker 1: life and like, I can see how that would be annoying.
Speaker 1: I should work on that. But then there are some
Speaker 1: things that I'm just like, I will work on them.
Speaker 1: But while I'm working on it, if if you can't
Speaker 1: accept me, like, just know that I'm I'm not you.
Speaker 1: And and this isn't about Chris. This is about literally anyone.
Speaker 1: It's like, I am not you, and I can't you.
Speaker 1: I know, you can't understand why I would eat that
Speaker 1: thing off the floor, or you know, like, I don't
Speaker 1: understand how I could change my mind about the thing
Speaker 1: that I said. I was, you know, fully on board
Speaker 1: with this yesterday and now today I'm just mind I
Speaker 1: just did. I don't know. I can't explain why my
Speaker 1: thoughts change things that make you lovable because they're so unique. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just changing my mind thing is something that is
Speaker 1: rattled my life in many ways of like I've just
Speaker 1: never been confronted with it, just in a relationship setting
Speaker 1: of like me being like I want to do that,
Speaker 1: and then the next day having process myself like I
Speaker 1: don't want to do that anymore, and then being like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I decided I don't want to do that. And he's
Speaker 1: just like I thought you wanted to, Like, where do
Speaker 1: was this? Can you share the calculus that you went
Speaker 1: through where you were like gung ho and then today
Speaker 1: you're not. And I'm like, but in my brain it
Speaker 1: makes complete sense that I'm just like I'm tired now
Speaker 1: and I don't want to do that anymore. And he's like, well,
Speaker 1: we how did this just change? Like, I think that
Speaker 1: makes people nervous, whether you're working in a business with them,
Speaker 1: whether it in a relationship where it's like, well, I
Speaker 1: wish she just gonna change her mind on me. She's
Speaker 1: just gonna like decide that she doesn't want to do
Speaker 1: this anymore, whether it be a job or or a relationship.
Speaker 1: And so I think that that makes people feel uneasy
Speaker 1: that I can so easily just change my mind about something.
Speaker 1: But I think at the same time, it's it's a
Speaker 1: huge attribute in terms of like I am not stuck
Speaker 1: in my ways. I can be flexible and I can
Speaker 1: figure out, like I can bend to you know, whatever
Speaker 1: change of plans or change what might happen to our
Speaker 1: you know, partnership. Yeah, I mean being able to shift
Speaker 1: on a on a like any second. I get I
Speaker 1: don't know with on that. I get that I gave
Speaker 1: him some test of the test. We didn't finish it, actually, probably,
Speaker 1: but we finished it well because we pulled up to
Speaker 1: the hotel. I think I saved it. Where is it?
Speaker 1: Did I save it? We should do it on here?
Speaker 1: Because the best you sent it to me and they
Speaker 1: were like, you should do this, Um, this, uh you know,
Speaker 1: od is m It's it's not like an official but
Speaker 1: it's for people that like have never been officially diagnosed
Speaker 1: to see like if they're anywhere in like the kind
Speaker 1: of range, and it's kind of like an official thing.
Speaker 1: But um. One of the things is like one of
Speaker 1: the questions for the autism just is like, do you
Speaker 1: get upset when plans change? And Chris was like, yes,
Speaker 1: like that. Then that was one where I was like, nah,
Speaker 1: I'm just like okay. I mean, if if I was
Speaker 1: like excited about something, sure, but if it's just like
Speaker 1: a plan, it's like, okay, we can just and I
Speaker 1: think there's something nice about that. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: you know, it's I can see how would be extremely frustrating.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ My, I'm going through my Google history. It
Speaker 1: is so insane. Baronaked Ladies, tickets, um dog meat, um
Speaker 1: Young Harlott dpd uh swift cringe uh private anal lessons.
Speaker 1: Well these are just like, um, well that that's the
Speaker 1: name of Becca Tilly. Um, the menu for salt and smoke, barbecue,
Speaker 1: Harry Styles, Harry Styles, House, Harry Styles. And then here's
Speaker 1: the here's the autism. Autistic test, and then finally I
Speaker 1: found it. It's literally like an a D H D brain. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. Um, well, let's get to the news and
Speaker 1: then maybe we can do a little bit of an
Speaker 1: autistic test at some point. You. Oh man, it's Thursday, folks.
Speaker 1: You know what that means. It is Thursday. Apparently you're
Speaker 1: having all the swells out there. I hope you are.
Speaker 1: I hope you have a great weekend out there, everybody,
Speaker 1: even the dogs and the cats and the parakeets. Sorry, Beck,
Speaker 1: do you know no answers? Nope, Okay. Much to nobody's surprise,
Speaker 1: a new study indicates that heterosexual men act differently around
Speaker 1: women with visibly erect nipples. What was that they act
Speaker 1: different around? She has arec nipples? So you couldn't hear,
Speaker 1: but men act differently around How do sexual men act
Speaker 1: differently around women with Yeah? So here here's what they found.
Speaker 1: Here's what the study has the milk as a kid,
Speaker 1: the word milk out of your mouth. I don't okay,
Speaker 1: stop better, honestly better Okay. So a part of the
Speaker 1: study was would men be more willing to assist women
Speaker 1: with nipple erection as opposed to those without? And yeah, wait,
Speaker 1: a second, so basically had our sexual Men were asked
Speaker 1: to rate pictures of women with and without nipple erections.
Speaker 1: They were then asked if they would lend her a
Speaker 1: hundred dollars, help her if her car was broken down,
Speaker 1: or provide tutoring sessions. The mail group was much more
Speaker 1: likely to help women with erect nipples, particularly when the
Speaker 1: help would require them to be close in proximity to
Speaker 1: the woman with erect nipples. Yes, and so so. And
Speaker 1: they also they said in social groups they would like
Speaker 1: more women with erect nipples, so like in your friend group, yeah,
Speaker 1: like like just any social situations have been such a
Speaker 1: problem in my life in terms of like you people
Speaker 1: just find it. So it's such a thing that makes
Speaker 1: men uncomfortable because they feel so they can't stop thinking
Speaker 1: about it, and it seems they think that it's like
Speaker 1: it's almost like, um, you know, if you have them
Speaker 1: on camera just becomes like an issue for everyone of
Speaker 1: like is that even allowed? Because they feel so horny
Speaker 1: and weird about it that they can't they can't understand
Speaker 1: like if this is like is the FCC can allow this?
Speaker 1: Like they just study function. This study found that men
Speaker 1: act more altruistic around women with erect nipples, while women
Speaker 1: have the opposite effect. Women hate when well, like we
Speaker 1: just hate girls that we don't like women that seem
Speaker 1: to be using their sexuality to get things from men
Speaker 1: that might be our men, or might be the things
Speaker 1: that men would give us. I mean, it's about survival,
Speaker 1: and that woman's might get something that you're gonna get
Speaker 1: because their nipples are erect and yours aren't. I mean,
Speaker 1: I um, yeah, but I don't think men understand erect
Speaker 1: nipples at all, Like I think they just think that
Speaker 1: any any woman can have them at any time. First
Speaker 1: of all, most women are wearing bras that have enough
Speaker 1: padding that interrect nipple, no matter how erect, is not
Speaker 1: going to poke through. Agreed, Noah, agreed. Most of the
Speaker 1: bras on the market are going to hide interrupt wreck nipple, right,
Speaker 1: even even if they're not wonder bras with like lots
Speaker 1: of padding. Usually a bra has this significant enough amount
Speaker 1: of padding that interrect nibble is not going to poke
Speaker 1: through the one. When you do have an erect nipple
Speaker 1: boat through, it's because you're not wearing a bra. You're
Speaker 1: wearing a bra lett, which is just a very thin
Speaker 1: layer fabric that a lot of women don't wear, especially
Speaker 1: women with huge tits, do not wear bra letts because
Speaker 1: they offer no support. I mean bras usually are something
Speaker 1: that has an like the one I'm wearing about now,
Speaker 1: underwire has a has enough padding. There's no padding, but
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, three layers of something. It's like
Speaker 1: a you know, there's no erect nibble going to get
Speaker 1: through this brawl But if I'm wearing a brawl let
Speaker 1: that's when it gets through. If you're if you're watching
Speaker 1: either someone I don't doing stand up, giving a speech whatever,
Speaker 1: and their cock, their penis is clearly showing the intention
Speaker 1: of their penis. What does that do to your brain?
Speaker 1: And it makes me feel like it just makes me
Speaker 1: distraction because it's like having a stain on your shirt
Speaker 1: or something. Well, that's I think with nipples is kind
Speaker 1: of the closest thing I could think of of how
Speaker 1: But I don't give men with bulging penises directions more
Speaker 1: than a man without a bulging penis. That's it's distraction,
Speaker 1: but men, it's a distraction that men reward, whereas I
Speaker 1: would I would say women reward thick cocks and pants.
Speaker 1: I mean if you go on any TikTok, if you
Speaker 1: see on any there's TikTok's now where like guys will
Speaker 1: go on and they'll show the imprint of their penis.
Speaker 1: I don't think I don't think that's strange. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: it's on a screen and they can't If a man
Speaker 1: is asking for help and he has a bulging dick,
Speaker 1: you're you're not going to give that man help, no
Speaker 1: matter how hot he is, because that means he you're
Speaker 1: about to get art. Possibly Yeah, yeah, I hear you there.
Speaker 1: I guess two different kinds. I guess not a hard penis,
Speaker 1: but like a penis, no, like even a big dick.
Speaker 1: Like that's a guy that's like trying to show you
Speaker 1: that he is a big dick, and like is too
Speaker 1: sexual out of the gate. It's just I don't think
Speaker 1: women who might be stupider than most no offense women.
Speaker 1: But if you're like helping, if your gaga over a
Speaker 1: guy because he's a big bulgian penis coming out of
Speaker 1: his pants and you're more likely to help him find
Speaker 1: his dog or like to car, you're that's Darwinism. Like
Speaker 1: you're gonna get eliminated fout the nipples les. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel uncomfortable when I see guy nips share Really, I
Speaker 1: just never cared. I feel uncomfortable to see my own
Speaker 1: nipples and t shirts. But I mean Andrew has nipples.
Speaker 1: So when you see a hard nipple through a shirt,
Speaker 1: do you from a guy? Do you go? God? Man?
Speaker 1: I can never do. I could do the heart. I
Speaker 1: can't do soft nipples in a shirt. If you see
Speaker 1: the puffs, no, I know. But if you see a
Speaker 1: man with like he has like pokers, Oh yeah, they're
Speaker 1: good for you, bro. Do you think about it? Is
Speaker 1: it like a man with the way the men give
Speaker 1: directions to my house? Just follow those nips, follow my
Speaker 1: penis that's indented in my body. Wait? Wait what? I
Speaker 1: it's interesting because guys, yes, they'll be more willing to
Speaker 1: help a woman. But I also feel like guys won't
Speaker 1: listen if the nipples are hard, like. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's a weird thing because nipples have gotten me in
Speaker 1: trouble before with my ex relationship. I don't know if
Speaker 1: we talked about it on here, but Hannah Burner showed
Speaker 1: up with no bra and I just her nipples were out.
Speaker 1: I noticed like nips there, Yeah, and She's like, how
Speaker 1: could you look at it? Well, they're just they're just there.
Speaker 1: Did she just catch you looking at them? Yeah? Oh god.
Speaker 1: I also which was a little weird, but you were thirsty.
Speaker 1: But I was just like, I can also see nipples
Speaker 1: and not feel sexual about it. If that makes why
Speaker 1: why would you? If I'm telling you what I'm telling you, well,
Speaker 1: I mean you're you're drawing. I get it, you're drawn
Speaker 1: to them because it's like a stain on her shirt.
Speaker 1: You're just like, oh, something there, and you cannot be
Speaker 1: sexual to them. But like the it doesn't matter if
Speaker 1: you're sexual. Women need to get over the fact that
Speaker 1: the man that they're dating is going to be attracted
Speaker 1: to other women. You're such an You're an idiot. You're
Speaker 1: truly an idiot. If you think that once you're man
Speaker 1: is with you, they aren't going to be attracted to
Speaker 1: other women's bodies, You're you're living in a fantasy. Go
Speaker 1: jump inside a Disney movie. You're truly there's no you
Speaker 1: don't want to be with a man who is not
Speaker 1: turned on by other women. He would not be turned
Speaker 1: on by you, because if you disabled that thing that
Speaker 1: makes him attracted to you, you take away or that
Speaker 1: that makes him attract to other women. You take away,
Speaker 1: You can't just there's no way to a man is
Speaker 1: only And if he says that he is and he's
Speaker 1: not atract to other women, he's lying to you because
Speaker 1: he's scared of you. It's gonna be annoying to be
Speaker 1: in a relationship where a guy will enjoy nipples on
Speaker 1: other women, but I'll tell you to keep your nipples,
Speaker 1: like I'm sure I don't, Yeah, because they're they're they
Speaker 1: know that they are feeling, so they are so horny
Speaker 1: and can't and are so turned on, but they think
Speaker 1: every other man will not be able to like resist
Speaker 1: and like try to fund you know, how do you
Speaker 1: feel like if like you know, you said that like
Speaker 1: Aviv like certain body parts on like like he likes
Speaker 1: long legs and you're like, I don't have long legs.
Speaker 1: Like do you struggle with that? If like a girl
Speaker 1: walks in and she has long legs and you're like
Speaker 1: eating at a place and like you're like, oh God,
Speaker 1: he's gonna love her, Like what do you do with it? Well?
Speaker 1: I I kind of get excited, like, oh, he's gonna
Speaker 1: he's definitely gonna look and I'm gonna see him looking
Speaker 1: and that's yes, I get excited. Yes, But again it
Speaker 1: used to bother me, and then I really reflected on it.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, I look at certain guys and think
Speaker 1: they're hot, Like I still get kind of horny by
Speaker 1: by certain types of guys. So it's not fair for
Speaker 1: me to tell him, well, you have to shut your
Speaker 1: dick down and not get horny for a girl with
Speaker 1: long legs. I mean, that's just like it's not get
Speaker 1: horny for other men because it's not our nature, whereas
Speaker 1: men they have a different nature. And so even though
Speaker 1: that that does help you let it go, like there's someone,
Speaker 1: they go, well, I don't, and it's like they truly
Speaker 1: don't get turned over them because but I think there
Speaker 1: are some women that are like so into their guy
Speaker 1: they just and they're kind of a sexual and they
Speaker 1: probably don't even like their guy to begin with, and
Speaker 1: they just honestly, I'm I'm, I'm I'm being completely serious.
Speaker 1: I think there are women that are not into sex
Speaker 1: or men for that matter, and are with men because yeah,
Speaker 1: and then they can they can go, but they can
Speaker 1: still be jealous and fear losing him and be mad
Speaker 1: when they look. I don't know, I just I think
Speaker 1: there's a different way of like when you're in a
Speaker 1: relationship seeing something that's attractive, that like there's when you
Speaker 1: can fuck first when you can't not can verse camp.
Speaker 1: But there's a different way more because I can't. That's
Speaker 1: why I'm like, I feel like when when it's taken
Speaker 1: from me, it makes me more, like God, I wanted
Speaker 1: so much more, Like what that's the same thing for everything.
Speaker 1: If like something is like well that that's that's for
Speaker 1: that's special on the menu. We only let certain people
Speaker 1: have that. Don't you want it so bad? Things that
Speaker 1: you can't have you want more? But there's something with
Speaker 1: my brain. When I see a very attractive woman, I
Speaker 1: could go, that's an attractive woman. If I was single,
Speaker 1: it would be someone I could possibly want to fuck,
Speaker 1: but I really don't like either I stop my brain
Speaker 1: or whatever it does. But I don't go, God, I
Speaker 1: want to fuck her, like which I would feel more
Speaker 1: when I was single. I mean I don't know what that.
Speaker 1: I think it would just threaten like yeah, you want
Speaker 1: to fuck that person, or like could like everything in
Speaker 1: your subconscious is like funk that but like your survival,
Speaker 1: and your happiness is more guaranteed by that would threaten
Speaker 1: your happiness with the person that's giving you so much happiness,
Speaker 1: and so then you don't do it. It's not because
Speaker 1: you're not attracted to that person, which is a lie
Speaker 1: that women have to convince themselves up to sleep at night.
Speaker 1: But it's like, no, he's staying with you because you
Speaker 1: provide him more happiness than those pair of tits or
Speaker 1: legs that he might want to suck more than you.
Speaker 1: Sorry because you're old like, not old like, but you
Speaker 1: he's already had you. Men like novelty, but what they
Speaker 1: like more than novelty is integrity, and they like to
Speaker 1: be and and they like to have integrity, and they
Speaker 1: like to be like, well I did I chose not
Speaker 1: to suck you because I love you? And then you're
Speaker 1: you go, thank you so much for not sucking other people,
Speaker 1: and then they feel really good about themselves. But that's
Speaker 1: literally the only thing men like more than new pussy.
Speaker 1: So you have to be respectful of your and for
Speaker 1: not fucking other people, because secretly that's what they want.
Speaker 1: They want your admiration because they are they are stopping
Speaker 1: themselves from sucking other people for you. It's the pictures
Speaker 1: home neil bit I'm cheap like they do it for you.
Speaker 1: They're not fucking other girls because they don't want to.
Speaker 1: It's because they don't. They don't want to hurt you,
Speaker 1: so you need to be yes and they love you
Speaker 1: that they do. And I think women go, well, you
Speaker 1: should just not want to. It's like the breakup. You
Speaker 1: should I want you to want to do the dishes.
Speaker 1: Well I don't, and I'm never gonna. I'm never not
Speaker 1: gonna want to fuck other women. But I don't do
Speaker 1: it because I love you. I do the dishes because
Speaker 1: I love you, not because I want to do the dishes.
Speaker 1: And shouldn't that stand for something? I think so I
Speaker 1: think if, especially if you also do two dishes and
Speaker 1: I fuck you, you know that's a double whammy, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: while you're doing the dishes, were doing dishes. I'm never
Speaker 1: harder than when someone is doing a chore that I
Speaker 1: can't do. Yeah, I I I yeah. I think there's
Speaker 1: a lot of things that we want to do that
Speaker 1: we don't get to do. That doesn't mean that you
Speaker 1: need to be angry or upset that you don't get
Speaker 1: to do those things I was reading on Reddit, like
Speaker 1: about I think I've talked about it before on here.
Speaker 1: It was one of the it gets reposted a lot,
Speaker 1: but the question of like what makes you horny? Like
Speaker 1: what's the thing that guarantees makes you horny? And someone
Speaker 1: said when I know that I'm making someone else horny.
Speaker 1: I don't know if those guy or girls said it,
Speaker 1: but like nothing makes some horny or than being than
Speaker 1: turning someone else on. I think I would think that's
Speaker 1: very interesting. You were talking about like sucking someone while
Speaker 1: they're doing the dishes. I love when I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get something done and someone's pawing at me like what
Speaker 1: I'm like trying like doesn't have a porn I think
Speaker 1: of like you know, the girls stuck in the dryer
Speaker 1: or whatever, and she's like, but she's exposed in a
Speaker 1: way that the guys like you look fucking good, and
Speaker 1: she's like, I'm trying to get out of this dryer.
Speaker 1: Like I mean, there's there is an element of like
Speaker 1: she can't get away to that, which is gross, but
Speaker 1: like the the thing of like, no, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: just do this thing, please leave me a especially when
Speaker 1: it's not sexual at all. That's even hotter. Like the
Speaker 1: other day, I was showing Chris like poses that, um
Speaker 1: like my posture that I learned from his guy, and
Speaker 1: I was just having better Like literally, I was just
Speaker 1: sitting in my seat with a better posture, and he
Speaker 1: was just like I get I caught him like looking
Speaker 1: me up and down, which is like such a hot
Speaker 1: thing where you catch your boyfriend who has seen you
Speaker 1: in every position clothes. We're just like talking and I
Speaker 1: just saw him like just I was talking about something
Speaker 1: like the podcast or something, and I just saw him
Speaker 1: kind of like getting distracted by like he's like, I
Speaker 1: like your posture, and then they're the pawing starts of
Speaker 1: just like he just wants to give me a hug.
Speaker 1: And then I'm just like I think I know what's
Speaker 1: going on here and that that I just love that
Speaker 1: so much, where you he has good ones, but I
Speaker 1: don't think so, but uh yeah, I just love that. Um,
Speaker 1: I love it distracted like I'm trying to get this done,
Speaker 1: and then they're like I love I love the thing
Speaker 1: where you turn on guys without the intention of turning
Speaker 1: them on, where you're just like just bending over to
Speaker 1: get this thing. Yeah, I'm just like wearing edible panties
Speaker 1: for no reason. Um, it is interesting because I feel
Speaker 1: like the other way around when you're wisdome were so long.
Speaker 1: Like yesterday at a moment where I had food in
Speaker 1: my teeth, and I did my I did my move
Speaker 1: where I grab any object that could possibly be like
Speaker 1: like some kind of Yeah, I grabbed a toothpache, toothpick case,
Speaker 1: not like the box comes in, no, but I just
Speaker 1: and I just started picking my teeth right in front
Speaker 1: of Brenna. And I don't think any were We've seen
Speaker 1: each other with the grossest moments ever. And she and
Speaker 1: she was like, what are you doing? I was like,
Speaker 1: don't do that. She said to me. I go, well,
Speaker 1: what am I trying to like turn you on? Like
Speaker 1: She's like yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: you know, so you just forget, you know, and you've
Speaker 1: you've you sometimes will like do things to turn the
Speaker 1: other partner off because you're so comfortable, You're too comfortable.
Speaker 1: You're too comfortable. And I'll never forget living with Chris.
Speaker 1: And one time we were watching TV and I was
Speaker 1: just being myself and I'm not someone who like farts
Speaker 1: in front of her like does really discussing things, but
Speaker 1: I uh, I think I was trying to get something
Speaker 1: off the ground, like I was just feeling horny later on,
Speaker 1: and he was just like I just just not feeling
Speaker 1: it right now, and I'm like okay, and I was
Speaker 1: like really hurting something. He's like, I just if you burp,
Speaker 1: like it's it's hard for me to be like into
Speaker 1: you within like a half hour range after that, Like
Speaker 1: it's just it's just like a thing that like I
Speaker 1: just you become like a dude in their eyes. And
Speaker 1: I was like, I burped in front of you, and
Speaker 1: he goes, you do it all the time, and I'm
Speaker 1: like what, Like I didn't know what I was doing
Speaker 1: because I was so comfortable, just like you don't know
Speaker 1: you're picking your teeth. I'm doing something that grossed him out.
Speaker 1: He can't help it, Like that's just not I would
Speaker 1: never do that in front of someone I want. I
Speaker 1: would be very aware of him the first day, So
Speaker 1: why am I doing that someone that I want to
Speaker 1: sexualize me? A half hour later and now I'm just
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm still still mess things up and I
Speaker 1: can be completely comfortable with myself, but that was an
Speaker 1: eye opening moment, and he wasn't trying to like shame
Speaker 1: me or be mean. He was just trying to explain
Speaker 1: to me, like what was going on with him physiologically
Speaker 1: without what I didn't feel shamed. I was just like embarrassed,
Speaker 1: Like oh fuck, I'm sorry, because of course he knows
Speaker 1: that burt, but I can hide that from him if
Speaker 1: I want to preserve the sexiness in our relationship. He's like,
Speaker 1: you know what, we could do doggie for the first
Speaker 1: twenty minutes of after a burp, but after that it
Speaker 1: was just me being like scratching but nuts and I
Speaker 1: don't know, I pull my finger just do like it's
Speaker 1: too dude. There's something so beautiful though about letty, like
Speaker 1: completely being yourself even if it is gross, and you
Speaker 1: still want to funk that person. That is beautiful. But
Speaker 1: I just don't. I don't care about that. I can
Speaker 1: just be that way in front of my friends and
Speaker 1: like alone. That's why I live alone, and if I do,
Speaker 1: and that's why I have separate bathrooms. When he is here,
Speaker 1: we just go different places. But listen, I mean, he's
Speaker 1: he's seen some stuff and he can get over it,
Speaker 1: you know, like you can you can heal after trumble,
Speaker 1: And it really does depend on how horny a person is,
Speaker 1: Like if a guy like I, I'm someone who will
Speaker 1: eye time out when we have intimacy because I know that, like,
Speaker 1: oh I want to really, I know this night, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have a lot of fun because I have to,
Speaker 1: you know, I could. The dogs aren't gonna be here
Speaker 1: whatever reason, Like my room is gonna be clean, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have worked out recently. I'll have my hair done
Speaker 1: without spray tan, and I'm like, I want to have
Speaker 1: a good time that night. I'm not going to let
Speaker 1: him do anything before then because I want to whereas
Speaker 1: I can go any time, I can. I can be
Speaker 1: convinced any time. And I think he could too, like
Speaker 1: he really is. He's a miracle child. But um, you know,
Speaker 1: if you want to have really good experience, it's so funny,
Speaker 1: you got to Like it's like hunger, you got to
Speaker 1: make them wait. You will not enjoy a meal as
Speaker 1: much if you have just eaten recently. Yeah, no, if
Speaker 1: I haven't eaten in like a week, I mean, Brennan
Speaker 1: would have to do a lot to not make me horny,
Speaker 1: Like I mean, she could stab me. And why don't
Speaker 1: women who don't want their husbands to cheat on them
Speaker 1: just make them jerk off before they go out. I
Speaker 1: really that is a true answer. If you think your
Speaker 1: husband's gonna cheat on you, why don't women just go?
Speaker 1: Can you just jerk off before you leave tonight? Because
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit I'm just feeling insecure and I
Speaker 1: just want you to go out with empty balls? We honestly,
Speaker 1: because every time I read on Instagram about like, how
Speaker 1: do you not cheat? Guys go they masturbate before they
Speaker 1: go out. No, but it's the same kind of ignorance
Speaker 1: to men not thinking other women are attractive. You're ignorant
Speaker 1: to the fact that even with a full cup of balls,
Speaker 1: he's still not gonna want to cheat on you. That's
Speaker 1: in your mind. That's why you don't want to husband
Speaker 1: who is a sex addict and who keeps reoffending and
Speaker 1: doesn't want to Why would the solution not be, honey,
Speaker 1: before you go out? Because you don't want to do this,
Speaker 1: because when you have full balls, it makes you do
Speaker 1: things that are irrational that you don't want to do
Speaker 1: that harm you. Why not go? It's like gun control
Speaker 1: people think that if we get rid of guns. It's
Speaker 1: not gonna If you can't get guns, then you can't.
Speaker 1: You can't. People go, oh, gun laws don't change anything.
Speaker 1: Why did this kid wait till his eighteen birthday when
Speaker 1: he could purchase a gun? If gun laws don't do anything,
Speaker 1: why didn't he do it before? Then? You know? So
Speaker 1: it's like, hold on, hold on, because I think seeing
Speaker 1: sex addict, you're opening up a door for something else.
Speaker 1: But like for a guy who likes to go out
Speaker 1: and get the attention to women and stuff, isn't it
Speaker 1: kind of like you're you're telling him what to do
Speaker 1: with his sex organs. Isn't that kind of like possessive? Um?
Speaker 1: I think it's just I think it is saying okay.
Speaker 1: It's the same as if someone is like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to drink tonight. Okay, well why don't you go
Speaker 1: to a meeting before you go out. It's a thing
Speaker 1: that will the urge will not be there as much
Speaker 1: if you eliminate, or like, I don't want to go
Speaker 1: out and binge, Like I have a problem with food
Speaker 1: if I wait to eat too long before I start eating,
Speaker 1: if I'm starving by the time it's presented to me,
Speaker 1: I will not be able to stop. Whereas if I
Speaker 1: have a couple of light snacks in between. If i'm
Speaker 1: if I know, lunch and dinner, there's I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: a late dinner. If I wait until nine o'clock to eat,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be so fucking hungry. If I have a
Speaker 1: snack at six, another snack at seven by the time
Speaker 1: dinner rolls around, I'm gonna eat a normal amount of food.
Speaker 1: That's not gonna make me sick. I'm not gonna do something.
Speaker 1: So I think that jerking off leads you to go out,
Speaker 1: but it's a snack. But that goes kind of against
Speaker 1: the first thing you were saying about not having him
Speaker 1: come so he wants you more. So what if the
Speaker 1: guy goes, hey, I don't want to come before I
Speaker 1: go out. I was just talking about a couple that
Speaker 1: wants to stay together. That that the cheating keeps ruining,
Speaker 1: because I do think that cheating is not always about
Speaker 1: the guy doesn't love you, he doesn't respect you. It
Speaker 1: is about an addiction. And I I know, bring sex
Speaker 1: addiction into this is like, okay, well that's a So
Speaker 1: many men are sex addicts, And the reason so many
Speaker 1: men cheat is because they're sex addics and women can
Speaker 1: roll their eyes at that, but it is a true thing.
Speaker 1: It's a huge dope, mean hit. It is like any
Speaker 1: other drugs. Sex is I've been dependent on at times
Speaker 1: in my life to feel good. Like sometimes when I
Speaker 1: don't want to binge, I just go masturbate, or if
Speaker 1: I don't want to fucking starve myself or or work out,
Speaker 1: I go mastery. It's just like, okay, quick, I'll feel
Speaker 1: this really intense feeling that makes me feel great, and
Speaker 1: then I'll feel calmer. I mean, that's what sex is.
Speaker 1: So if we're talking about men who keep cheating and
Speaker 1: don't want to, which I think there are a lot
Speaker 1: of men out there that don't want to cheat, but
Speaker 1: they can't help it because sex has always been this
Speaker 1: thing they turned to to feel better about themselves. Especially
Speaker 1: in a relationship with you're constantly being harangued for being
Speaker 1: a cheater, and they feel like a disappointment to their
Speaker 1: girlfriend and she doesn't even want to suck them for
Speaker 1: whatever reason because she's tired or whatever. Jerk off before
Speaker 1: you go out. Why wouldn't that be a solution for
Speaker 1: couples just saying let's take a quick break and then
Speaker 1: just come back with let's straight up, just go to
Speaker 1: fan trax. But what about sport? No, alright, and we're back.
Speaker 1: Let's get to fan trax. H m hmm. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: doing the great Zva Soda Soda Sody. How many did
Speaker 1: the company send you zieves? No, I got them from Amazon.
Speaker 1: I's gonna say, I mean, the amount you've promoted for them,
Speaker 1: I can't believe they haven't. Every single picture I post
Speaker 1: myself on stage, I have one in my hand. It's
Speaker 1: like we're in a green room. There's like seven just
Speaker 1: laying around. I know. I love them so much. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's do fan Trax. Okay, we have so so many
Speaker 1: good voicemails, so thank you to all the besties who
Speaker 1: are filling up our mailbox with them. You guys, let's
Speaker 1: start off with Courtney, Hi, Nikki, Andrew and Noah. Um,
Speaker 1: it's Courtney in Rhode Island. Um. I just went to
Speaker 1: your show in Connecticut. It was amazing. I had so
Speaker 1: much fun and I go, oh my gosh, they were great.
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of them. At the end, and my
Speaker 1: good friend was like, you literally talked to them like
Speaker 1: your friends with them I'm like, well I am, they're
Speaker 1: my best ties. Anyways, I didn't want to give you
Speaker 1: a little mispronunciation story that I just realized. Um. So
Speaker 1: I was reading an article on the New York Times
Speaker 1: about this professor who had ten year and and I
Speaker 1: looked it up, and ten year is what I was saying,
Speaker 1: like the number ten years all this time, and I
Speaker 1: thought you can only achieve ten if you were there
Speaker 1: for ten years and not tenure like a contract. I
Speaker 1: had to look it up. I had no idea, and
Speaker 1: I felt very stupid. Um, however, I learned my ways. Um,
Speaker 1: that is all. I hope you have a great day.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for all that you do, and
Speaker 1: just just jacket. Um, that's so funny. I thought it
Speaker 1: ten years two. I always thought it was you earned
Speaker 1: it through ten years, but I thought it was I
Speaker 1: knew it was tenure, but t E N you are
Speaker 1: e m M yeah, how many is it? Is? It?
Speaker 1: Ten years? Though? I think it's contractually that depends how
Speaker 1: long it is. But I always thought it was. I guess,
Speaker 1: and I always, as happen, can't be fired money for
Speaker 1: doing anything, pretty much. I think that's what it means
Speaker 1: to me with when it comes to like teachers and professors,
Speaker 1: like they just can't be fired. They're protected. Is it
Speaker 1: like red stabilization or something. Do you remember like, well,
Speaker 1: I remember when teachers would take sabbatical and I would
Speaker 1: hear that. I had no I thought that they would
Speaker 1: go on like a religious sound true in their life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, what is that? I never under sabbatical?
Speaker 1: Is that? I think that's when they go and they
Speaker 1: like study something and they write a paper and they
Speaker 1: come back. Yeah, or they just sit on their porch
Speaker 1: and say they went somewhere. Yeah. Um. No, teachers get
Speaker 1: you know, June July August. They actually get June and
Speaker 1: July August is like now when kids start up again.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not so weird to get a summer,
Speaker 1: like to live that like life still like throughout your
Speaker 1: whole life. I think if I was a teacher, I'd
Speaker 1: be like, well, I don't have to get second jobs. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying, Like, how am I going to
Speaker 1: make money those next two months? Or do they get
Speaker 1: paid during those times they get paid? Did I just
Speaker 1: say daring? I think I said daring. It's contagious. No,
Speaker 1: but I think you were talking more about like how
Speaker 1: like scary it could be over the summer year. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I dare you to not make it. I dare you.
Speaker 1: I believe it's it is nice. My sister is about
Speaker 1: to have that time. What does she do during the summer.
Speaker 1: She hangs with her kids and they go on trips
Speaker 1: with the family. They have any Um, she's going with
Speaker 1: me to Colorado to go to Red Rocks to see
Speaker 1: if I had a million dollars, if I had a
Speaker 1: million dollars. And also, hey jealousy, Yeah, it's gonna be
Speaker 1: so fun. Tickets are like six I'm not joking. It's insane.
Speaker 1: It's truly insane. All these bands are like, they'll never
Speaker 1: get back together, put out anything else. They're just making
Speaker 1: bank on some good ladies. Okay, next, next fan Okay,
Speaker 1: Next fan Trax comes from j Hey, Nikki, Andrew Noah,
Speaker 1: how's it going? Love the podcast. I went to the
Speaker 1: Boston show. You guys killed it. It was amazing, so
Speaker 1: much fun. I had to meet and greet. I was
Speaker 1: first in line to meet Nikki. She noticed my Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift shirt. I was so excited, but I was so nervous.
Speaker 1: I was standing in line. I didn't. I was thinking
Speaker 1: over my head. I was like, what am I gonna say.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that you helped me through my eating disorders,
Speaker 1: my depression. I look up to you so much. I
Speaker 1: walk up and instantly I shake your hand and I
Speaker 1: just say, you're so pretty, like it's all a good mustard.
Speaker 1: I had no idea. I blacked that I had no
Speaker 1: idea what I said. So I really regret not saying more,
Speaker 1: but that I wanted to say something very cu And
Speaker 1: that's gay dating apps. Okay, it's probably the same as
Speaker 1: straight dating apps, honestly, but all the guys on there
Speaker 1: are BIONDCA. Okay, it's just filled. Let's talk about Jim selfies,
Speaker 1: that in itself is beyond cup. I could never even
Speaker 1: fathom standing in front of everyone at a gym and
Speaker 1: pulling out my phone, looking in a mirror and take
Speaker 1: a selfie, especially the ones when they lift up their shirt,
Speaker 1: like how could you not? How? Yes, that's all I
Speaker 1: wanted to say. Oh my god, I remember him. I
Speaker 1: saw him as I was walking to the meet and green.
Speaker 1: I go, is that a tailor sweatshirt? And he was
Speaker 1: like yeah, and he was wearing I think it was
Speaker 1: the new Red Tailor's version shirt. But um, yeah, he
Speaker 1: was so nice And I totally get that of like
Speaker 1: being like what am I going to say? And then
Speaker 1: you just can't say. I mean, it's happened to me
Speaker 1: so many times in so many different situations. Um and yeah,
Speaker 1: I love that made me laugh short. I could not
Speaker 1: fathom when people are just like when you're just like
Speaker 1: incredulous about like how could you? Like, I have that
Speaker 1: feeling so many times of like how could you ever
Speaker 1: do that? How do you have the There's almost something
Speaker 1: like brave about it where I'm like, you can board
Speaker 1: planes before me, you have the cur ridge to take
Speaker 1: a gym's I'll be with your shirt up. There's times
Speaker 1: where I'll do the thing that I find insane to do. Well,
Speaker 1: we all know what you did in my dressing room.
Speaker 1: Look you know what that was? Three times I caught one.
Speaker 1: Know how many things have you died? Fan threat o man? Okay,
Speaker 1: here's a suggestion from Heidi's The Nikki Klea podcast. Hi,
Speaker 1: Nick Cute, this is your best to here, reporting from
Speaker 1: Lone Rock, Wisconsin. I thought of you because I know
Speaker 1: you have a curiosity for pedophiles. And their stories. You know,
Speaker 1: I like what you said when you said, just because
Speaker 1: you like murder mysteries and murder stories, does it make
Speaker 1: you a murder Like Wow, it's just because you're interested
Speaker 1: in pedophilias or not pedophilia pedophiles there is four times? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you know about the Children of Table thirty four
Speaker 1: and McKinsey Institute. Have you heard of this? If the
Speaker 1: government funded organization back in the like fifties, I want
Speaker 1: to say where they did experiments on children from infants
Speaker 1: to like twelve years old and they would like make
Speaker 1: them orgasm and no total bunch of just creepy dudes
Speaker 1: messing around with kiddos. No, maybe look up that the
Speaker 1: Children of Table. I don't know if I could do
Speaker 1: that either. That's for my just sharing get sick and
Speaker 1: creepy pedophile and you guys are the best. You get
Speaker 1: me through my tortilla making days. I make tortillas and
Speaker 1: listen to you. How do you Okay? Bye? Hi from
Speaker 1: it was it Erica? How many Wisconsin? Many things in
Speaker 1: the name of science has happened? You put on a
Speaker 1: lab code and you can do whatever you want to
Speaker 1: a human that I mean, I probably will look into
Speaker 1: that one night when I can't sleep and you know,
Speaker 1: want a new reason to not sleep. Um and my
Speaker 1: table thirty four. It sounds like a great like Italian restaurant,
Speaker 1: but it does. Can you imagine? I bet, what do
Speaker 1: you think? I don't even know. I wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: guess why it's called that, but there, I mean, there
Speaker 1: have been so many experiments like that, Like think about
Speaker 1: if that's happening in the twentie century, what was going
Speaker 1: on in other centuries in the name of just people
Speaker 1: just to literally think children were small adults. They used
Speaker 1: to think that you're born like it was. It was,
Speaker 1: this was up until century. They thought that children were
Speaker 1: just small adults. Why did you say? People who need
Speaker 1: money like these experiments would pay people. They didn't realize
Speaker 1: that children had like different minds. It's so weird because
Speaker 1: when you're an adult, you've been a child before. Don't
Speaker 1: you remember being a dumb? Dumb Maybe you don't live
Speaker 1: as long back then. I don't know, but they used
Speaker 1: to that's what they used to think, where children were
Speaker 1: just just smaller, but they have all the same you know,
Speaker 1: cognitive ability. It is very interesting and sad and God
Speaker 1: We're just so lucky to not be children at any
Speaker 1: other time. Um. And and there's lots of children during
Speaker 1: this time that are not living in great circumstances. The
Speaker 1: hardest I've ever cried on Reddit or on anything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Reddit was No, it was actually more tragic. Dare I
Speaker 1: say than did I say? Um? It's hard for me
Speaker 1: to even talk about. But it was a little girl
Speaker 1: that was like five being led away by an old
Speaker 1: man who her family had sold her to to be
Speaker 1: the bride, and she was about to endure just like
Speaker 1: her looking back at her family being like why and
Speaker 1: crying like and not understanding, thinking like that was the
Speaker 1: That was the worst thing I've ever seen, Literally, the
Speaker 1: worst thing I've ever seen in my life. It haunts me,
Speaker 1: that little girl's face. There's a video of it, was
Speaker 1: on CNN because they were just in a country where
Speaker 1: that's legal. The family was going to starve to death
Speaker 1: that they didn't sell their daughter, and this man is
Speaker 1: so disgusting and pulls her away. Yeah, it's opening right now.
Speaker 1: It's happening today, and this girl. Can you imagine being
Speaker 1: five and being taken from your family who loves you,
Speaker 1: and and just going with an old man who was
Speaker 1: about to like, I mean, God only fucking knows. It's
Speaker 1: just so it's the worst. Okay. Uh, this father took
Speaker 1: a turn. Thanks a lot, Heidi. Uh, let's get something lighthearted.
Speaker 1: Let's go lighthearted. Yes, okay, here's a voicemail from Johnny Table. Hey, Nikki, Andrew,
Speaker 1: and Noah. This is Johnny from Colorado, d Mullet and
Speaker 1: House episode. You guys are talking about attractive celebrities, um
Speaker 1: for starters for male celebrities. Andrew definitely in my top ten.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I started talking about facial hairstyle Andrew had
Speaker 1: back in the day, just the chin air, and uh,
Speaker 1: we like to call that one the nut duster. So
Speaker 1: I don't know he's gay. Whatever, h I really I
Speaker 1: hope you guys at least hear this. I love you
Speaker 1: guys so much. You guys make my day literally every day,
Speaker 1: so made my day is really nice. I love getting
Speaker 1: hit on by gay man. It really like makes me
Speaker 1: feel so good. Yeah. You know when guys just have
Speaker 1: this part of their well, you have this just this
Speaker 1: the soul patch, right or just just a little the
Speaker 1: nut duster because it would just bump up against the
Speaker 1: guy's nuts. If you're blowing him makes sense, it does
Speaker 1: feel so good, you know what, as much as it
Speaker 1: feels good to get hit on for you by a
Speaker 1: gay guy, when gay guys like me, no better feeling
Speaker 1: in the world. I don't know if that makes gay
Speaker 1: guys feel like, oh am, I just like a little
Speaker 1: novelty to you, Like it makes you feel like, why
Speaker 1: is it more special when I like you than anyone else? Like?
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's like a good singling out
Speaker 1: that you like, But there's something gay Gay men just
Speaker 1: have better taste to me, at least in my in
Speaker 1: my mind, And maybe that's me like not really seeing
Speaker 1: the full scope because obviously on gay dating apps they're
Speaker 1: lame as fuck. But I know when a gay man
Speaker 1: likes because I feel that gay heterosexual men are driven
Speaker 1: to like women by their penises, but gay men have
Speaker 1: no like women are not going to add to their
Speaker 1: life unless there's action intellectually stimulating or like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you are serving girl like like, So there's something more.
Speaker 1: There's when you earn a man that is heterosexual to
Speaker 1: like you, there's some part of you that's like, he
Speaker 1: just wants to suck me. But when a gay guy
Speaker 1: likes you, like there's more You're like, You're like, look,
Speaker 1: it's either a gay guy or a guy that just
Speaker 1: jerked off, Like that's the guy that wants to find
Speaker 1: just so funny. Final thought, my buddy Anthony de Vito.
Speaker 1: Can I just give him a plug? He just put
Speaker 1: out his special on YouTube. May h Anthony DeVito check
Speaker 1: it out. Whatever. He has a joke about, um, how
Speaker 1: gay men right women magazines and so like the hot
Speaker 1: women in these magazines, gay men are picking them out,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? So like their their idea
Speaker 1: of beauty is what so many women strive for. So
Speaker 1: if they're if you're getting it in real life, you're
Speaker 1: getting what you've seen in magazines your whole life. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like high fashion is usually gay men. Yeah, but let's
Speaker 1: be honest, like most women in magazines, straight men would
Speaker 1: definitely fun. Oh yeah, I think I think that's more
Speaker 1: like high fashion. But he's right about that, like the
Speaker 1: women like some high fashion stuff. Yeah yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I feel like straight men right Maxim like Maxim magazines. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like any magazine though, Like yes, and I know
Speaker 1: that there's some like couture, like men are not like
Speaker 1: horny for couture. Yeah you know, yeah, all right, we
Speaker 1: gotta go. It's the end of the show. It's the
Speaker 1: end of the show for the weekend torgeous Fashion. It's
Speaker 1: like I think, well tours, like I think made to
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Speaker 1: to do a rap? Sure, they're going to be off
Speaker 1: from Memorial Days, just gonna Memorial Day, my birthdays next week,
Speaker 1: my birthdays on a Wednesday. I'm feeling thirty three. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be thirty eight, but I feel thirty three. Do
Speaker 1: I really know? I feel thirty eight? But um, it
Speaker 1: doesn't feel great. And don't look at me like that
Speaker 1: with your titless hat looking all cool like you just
Speaker 1: smoked a bat. That's what we used to call when
Speaker 1: we smoked pot out of those little uh metal straws.
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Speaker 1: That's good. Thank you so much for bringing it. I've
Speaker 1: really been like feeling really um insecure about the rapping.
Speaker 1: But I'm gonna stick with it, and there's some days
Speaker 1: that I will bring it. I will bring it every time.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring it. Maybe somebody's you set me up
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Speaker 1: to do a strong one to close, okay, because I
Speaker 1: think I just need something to in my soul. I'm
Speaker 1: just feeling a little bit like demoralized about the rapping.
Speaker 1: But we gotta stay with it. We don't have to know.
Speaker 1: I like it. It's a challenge. It makes me feel awkward.
Speaker 1: I like it all right, guys, thank you for listening
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