Speaker 1: Forever. Look man, oh, I see you? Why why and
Speaker 1: look over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness, let
Speaker 1: us calling girlfriend us all and I'm telling you you
Speaker 1: are so. My first call would be to the Primarister
Speaker 1: of New Zealand, and I was like, the go find
Speaker 1: she's out of a fucking Tennessee Williams play. It's Missy
Speaker 1: Pyle doing a Tennessee Williams character. It's a gift to Cecily,
Speaker 1: gift to Cecily. Strong is Mary is Kathy Anne. It's well,
Speaker 1: I'm upset because I actually did that bit a lot
Speaker 1: on stage in two thousand thirteen. I was doing Mary
Speaker 1: and Williamson all around town. You could see me. I
Speaker 1: was doing Marian Williamson down down. I created Marian Williamson.
Speaker 1: I am Maryams. I was the first Mary, I'll be
Speaker 1: the first Maryann is the president. And if you tell
Speaker 1: me now, I'll say, go findon Marian Williamson. If you're listening,
Speaker 1: oh can you even be the vixen? And the vixen
Speaker 1: thought she was a vixen. Honestly, now all of this,
Speaker 1: all this backlash is coming out like, oh, she's an
Speaker 1: anti vaxer, which is not totally true. She's just like
Speaker 1: new aig enough to where she she called it or
Speaker 1: welly and Drew Coonian, she like saying that it's not
Speaker 1: necessarily it's not necessarily it's not necessarily true. She's she's
Speaker 1: just one of those people who's like, why the pharmaceutical
Speaker 1: industries throwing throwing pills at you every day for stuff
Speaker 1: that you don't need pills for. She's one of those people,
Speaker 1: which is still problematic, but whatever. And then her whole
Speaker 1: like AIDS thing during the nineties where she said allegedly
Speaker 1: said that gay men get AIDS from hating themselves or whatever.
Speaker 1: But like that like is not is dissonate with this
Speaker 1: whole thing that apparently she started some like like um
Speaker 1: like AIDS support thing in eighty nine or something like
Speaker 1: there's so much you clearly have nothy on her went
Speaker 1: down this rapical because people are this is this there
Speaker 1: is I'm kind of like telephone gain kind of thing
Speaker 1: that's going on because and honestly, let's say that she
Speaker 1: is homophobic at the next homoph and she is this
Speaker 1: fucking anti Baxter. Honestly, I'm saying, who fucking cares? Because
Speaker 1: she's just a fun Anita Bryant. She's a fun bigot
Speaker 1: in that case, Anita Briant was like, it's like, if
Speaker 1: I need to Brian shilled for mimosas instead of orange juice.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's so fun. She's your drunk. She's she's
Speaker 1: a wine mom who's running for president. She's into crystals
Speaker 1: and sage and ship and I love it. We're net
Speaker 1: positive on Marian I think I say, I'd say it's
Speaker 1: a gift to us all it's the new adults. Em
Speaker 1: is a percent. Maryanne Williamson when when she said girlfriend
Speaker 1: and when she turned to the camera and said, if
Speaker 1: I would love and Donald Trump, I'll see you on
Speaker 1: the field I love. I was like, okay, we need
Speaker 1: to see her for at least get rid of god
Speaker 1: Tim Ryan the penis with that suit on penis with him,
Speaker 1: he's got to go. And honestly, Hick and Looper didn't
Speaker 1: even retch. Andrew Yang has big checking Riya during the
Speaker 1: break's energy checking Ryan during the break. He's married. I've
Speaker 1: seen him on Riya several times, Andrew Yang. I know
Speaker 1: he's been on Riya for the gays. All I'm saying
Speaker 1: is he has big riot energy. He looked to me,
Speaker 1: he looks like a riot date. Are you alleging that,
Speaker 1: Andrew Yang, I'm not alleging nothing. I'm saying he has
Speaker 1: the energy, honey, and having the energy of something is
Speaker 1: way different than doing it. It's actually real culture number
Speaker 1: seventeen having the energy or something very different from doing it.
Speaker 1: And of course number nine of culture is when she
Speaker 1: came through with girlfriend us own who knew that this
Speaker 1: would be the big Maryanne emisod, Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: didn't think. And I'll say this, I knew some people
Speaker 1: close to me in my life and when she announced
Speaker 1: our candidacy they said I'm all in. I was like,
Speaker 1: but I'm a bigger fan today than I was. He yesterday.
Speaker 1: Love was such an easy because it was and he's
Speaker 1: again to play yesterday, but now today love love women
Speaker 1: and on the on the fields, our guests just came
Speaker 1: from a viewing of yesterday. Really what Okay, I have
Speaker 1: so much, but you got to know this is it.
Speaker 1: This is a Danny Boyle stamp. Well, okay, we can
Speaker 1: talk about the First of all, we were already thinking
Speaker 1: that I guess I don't know who this is a
Speaker 1: girlfriend he is and I need to know who he's
Speaker 1: written on our guest. Oh truly, truly a full dynamo.
Speaker 1: I've loved him for so long, ever since I saw
Speaker 1: his comedy Central half hour. When did you see if
Speaker 1: this is? This is three years ago with Joel. This
Speaker 1: is Joel's class, Joe Firestones class. Um, you know when
Speaker 1: I met this person? Where where you guys are? J
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love that. And that's when we
Speaker 1: first met. And Guy Brandham said to me, I think
Speaker 1: the gays are going to go out? And I said,
Speaker 1: who were the gays? And he said, meet you and Solomon.
Speaker 1: I love that. Solomon, Solomon and I. It's not not
Speaker 1: the same trenches, but Solomon and I were the gays
Speaker 1: for two dop queens in the last season. Gay queens
Speaker 1: me Solomon and Josh Sharp. Now what else has this
Speaker 1: perm This person has been one okay, so uh Solomon,
Speaker 1: Uh we we we said his name already. But our
Speaker 1: guest is a writer for so many great shows, High Fidelity, Crashing,
Speaker 1: the next season of Shrill even. We love that very much. Um,
Speaker 1: and and and and he's going on tour, the Diva Tour.
Speaker 1: It's called Diva. Oh my god, you have you seen
Speaker 1: the imagery I have, in fact, and I always think
Speaker 1: our guest imagery is on point, griend girlfriends. It starts
Speaker 1: kicks off in d C serving you the angles, at Drafthouse,
Speaker 1: serving you angles, shot contouring looks, Taylor made custom and
Speaker 1: customer singular. I would say, when did you hear Rihanna sing?
Speaker 1: You know it's her, And when you see Solomon's face,
Speaker 1: you know it's you know, so please welcome to your ears,
Speaker 1: Solomon Georgia. It's wonderful to see you outside of the
Speaker 1: Crunch Green Point. Thank you. Yes, we ran into each
Speaker 1: other at the third Yes, he I was. I was like,
Speaker 1: I was trying to get your attention and you were
Speaker 1: doing the I don't know anyone else here. Well, I
Speaker 1: was actually like, do you know what? I was listening
Speaker 1: to Fifth Harmony and I was kind of singing a
Speaker 1: little bit, and then we had a brief conversation. And
Speaker 1: then as I walked away, I was like, I wonder
Speaker 1: how outwardly I was singing Fifth Harmony. It could have
Speaker 1: been didn't hear it? Otherwise I would have joined in. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: post Camilla. It actually was pre Camilla, because I know
Speaker 1: pre Camilla exit, I should pre Camilla exit. I don't
Speaker 1: necessarily recognize feft Harmony as a thing post Camilla. I
Speaker 1: don't know how they had songs and that last album
Speaker 1: they had, Yeah, which ones were fun? There's one that
Speaker 1: goes he got that like hang on them? Yeah it
Speaker 1: was so yeah, it was really Yeah that was. That
Speaker 1: was a banger. We can really tell by the energy. This, no,
Speaker 1: this if you could take my pos right now, you
Speaker 1: hammer that was. That was the first time I ever
Speaker 1: heard Fifth Harmony was like, what the funk is? This is? Okay?
Speaker 1: Actually watched their season of X Factor, so I actually
Speaker 1: bought the miss moving on who was their coach, Simon?
Speaker 1: So Simon, this is actually interesting. So the two big
Speaker 1: girl groups, now, I would argue our Fifth Harmony and
Speaker 1: Little Mix both came from X Factor. No, Little Mix
Speaker 1: wasn't Simon. Little Mix was not Simon. Little Mix was
Speaker 1: to Lisa, to Lisa, never forget to Lisa. Although many many,
Speaker 1: how many people didn't even know who she didn't even
Speaker 1: know she was made people at this table, maybe even
Speaker 1: Meg I didn't HPM was shaking her goddamn well, um,
Speaker 1: but then, what did fit Harmony cover again while they
Speaker 1: were on the show? They did? They did some great
Speaker 1: little interpreted the season. I did watch the season, but
Speaker 1: I do not recollect. Yeah, because they really didn't really
Speaker 1: the weird the weird thing by in sync. No, I'm
Speaker 1: saying they didn't really pop while they were. That's what
Speaker 1: they didn't win their season. They did not wait, didn't win. Famously,
Speaker 1: a lot of the people that really succeed from the
Speaker 1: show One Direction did not win. Um, the Fifth Harmony
Speaker 1: did not win. Also, um, the Beatles. The Beatles didn't
Speaker 1: win X Factory and they did fine. No, because for me,
Speaker 1: Fit Harmony was a blip on my radar during the
Speaker 1: Brittany meme of at All where she like the Fifth
Speaker 1: Harmony got it to advance to the next round and
Speaker 1: then they cut to Brittany and she just makes that
Speaker 1: face of like what the fuck? So you you you
Speaker 1: watched that season that was Brittany and Demi? Yes, and
Speaker 1: that's there was a lot there was like there was
Speaker 1: a lot of crying for Demi. Yeah. Well might have
Speaker 1: been in the throws. She was like writing the mix
Speaker 1: of it all. Yeah, she was on the version on
Speaker 1: the edge. You know, I saw Normany performed the other night. Yes,
Speaker 1: that's right, Normany is that bit really her Normaney of
Speaker 1: not seeing it performing Normany sings that song with sim
Speaker 1: Smith Dancing with the Stranger, and Normanni sings a song
Speaker 1: with um what's his Face? She'd be featuring, She'd be
Speaker 1: featuring She's gonna tell me what your love love? Yes,
Speaker 1: you know what I saw was Dia the other day.
Speaker 1: I loved it. Took me a moment to realize her
Speaker 1: songs were not Rihanna. She's great, and I think she
Speaker 1: like she's like into comedy, dies into commed I think
Speaker 1: she like whatever. This is such a This is such
Speaker 1: a non brag, truly because I love diet. But like
Speaker 1: she followed me, and I was like on Twitter, like okay,
Speaker 1: And then I went to go to you while she
Speaker 1: was following, and she like just follows like a bunch
Speaker 1: of like comedy folks. I'm like, yeah, she's troubled musician,
Speaker 1: terrible taste, taste and follows. She following Patty Harrison and
Speaker 1: the like, wait, we have to talk about something. You
Speaker 1: just pointed to me. When that got the follow of
Speaker 1: all follows on Instagram, I wasn't going to bring this up.
Speaker 1: I'm bringing up bringing up my gross follow so I'm
Speaker 1: gonna bring up. This is not a gross follow Marion
Speaker 1: Morris follows Matt Rodgerson. Do you know Marion Morris? Sometimes
Speaker 1: I don't know things. Okay, Well this is let me
Speaker 1: know you Disney. Oh my god, the one who took
Speaker 1: the song that no one else wanted. Yes, but did
Speaker 1: you watch the New York Times Future where they just
Speaker 1: kind of like talked about the process of picking the
Speaker 1: person who would sing that. She's got an amazing for
Speaker 1: She's an amazing she's an incredible sciance songwriter and and
Speaker 1: really good. And so we saw her at Bowery ball
Speaker 1: Room on the first album and those this is pre
Speaker 1: the middle, pre like huge mainstream pop success. But fucking
Speaker 1: Maren Morris. I love. So she went to your highlights
Speaker 1: to see your Taylor Swift Lover soundtrack parodies and then
Speaker 1: she d MS you because Matt sent me the screenshot.
Speaker 1: You are so fucking funny, and I told her math
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I'm obsessed with you. I was like,
Speaker 1: me and all my friends one to go see you
Speaker 1: at Battery. I was like, we were up. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: This Maren wrote Second Win for Kelly. Yes, that's true,
Speaker 1: that's true. That's true. This this Kelly Connection. Come on, Matt,
Speaker 1: I should word to Kelly. Yeah, but that's anohing that
Speaker 1: I said. Our jama all the time is the commercials
Speaker 1: for Kelly's new talk show. Oh wait, you've seen commercials
Speaker 1: for it. Yes, I've seen no commercials for yet. I
Speaker 1: feel like ru Paul is everywhere right now. I'm just
Speaker 1: saw on the treadmill watching those like so you're up
Speaker 1: on the treadmill and jam. Okay, treadmill queen. Can I
Speaker 1: tell you? Cardio is hard for me? Now? I hate it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I still do. Yeah, I mean I used to
Speaker 1: be cardio queen. Look, I'm aging, so my body is
Speaker 1: for sure gonna follow up. So I must, I'm must
Speaker 1: do the cardio part. Cardio vascular health is in like
Speaker 1: it's imperative. So when you get on the treadmill, what
Speaker 1: are you doing a couple of miles? Well, I'm actually
Speaker 1: do the elliptical and I do the StairMaster. Okay, you
Speaker 1: gotta work the legs and usually it's discussing, but I
Speaker 1: do about an hour or so you do total of cardio? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's so hard core. Okay, I don't do high impact,
Speaker 1: so it's still maybe that's like patients. That's like mental like, okay,
Speaker 1: I have like the Internet with me, but I'm just
Speaker 1: like watching Bob's Burgers and climbing upstairs. I'm fine. I
Speaker 1: have a question. So, when you're doing the elliptical, do
Speaker 1: you how do you plug in so that you can
Speaker 1: hear what's going on the TVs? Are we just supposed
Speaker 1: to watch You're supposed to have one of those um
Speaker 1: headphones doing I can get into the treadmill. Yes, and
Speaker 1: I look it's first of all, the only thing they're
Speaker 1: showing on the TV is Supernatural. It's just on all
Speaker 1: day long on every channel. Yes, yes, I'm there during
Speaker 1: the day during the week, and so it's like I
Speaker 1: get a lot of like the daytime TV. So I
Speaker 1: am gonna be I guess when Kelly Show does debut.
Speaker 1: I guess I'm gonna be right there. How does the
Speaker 1: show look? The Calico daytime show? It looks so simple
Speaker 1: and so fun. And that's the only reason that I
Speaker 1: actually want to plug in my headphone because I can
Speaker 1: tell she's singing in the commercial. Yes, I want to see.
Speaker 1: My whole thing is I was nervous about her doing
Speaker 1: a daytime show because I didn't want her to stop singing.
Speaker 1: But it feels like singing is going to be very
Speaker 1: much an element, but it feels like it's been sort
Speaker 1: of under wraps for so long. Words with RuPaul it
Speaker 1: was like, what a quick turnaround that was. Yeah, Rupau's
Speaker 1: also had some interesting guests, but RuPaul's also had a
Speaker 1: talk show before. This is Kelly's first talk show. So
Speaker 1: seven was like, you have to learn how to do this.
Speaker 1: We know, I think it's abused in September everything, And
Speaker 1: wasn't it like start taping it like in the fall
Speaker 1: I had of mo that was at the pilot tape,
Speaker 1: the mode imported to me the moll had said. What
Speaker 1: the moll had said was that she talks a lot,
Speaker 1: and that it was she was obviously a natural, but
Speaker 1: it was her first time doing it. So the pilot
Speaker 1: taping was long, but but that they had a lot
Speaker 1: like apparently they shot a lot of segments so that
Speaker 1: they could cut it down and have the best of
Speaker 1: the best, but they did a lot like Bitch was,
Speaker 1: you know, playing with a snake. Bitch was talking to
Speaker 1: about human interest celebrity guests on the couch. She was singing,
Speaker 1: t working, you know, she was working well. I just
Speaker 1: she has that big Greek booty in her. She's Greek.
Speaker 1: Oh so you guys really do have so much in
Speaker 1: common as well. I am Greek. That's why I have
Speaker 1: my ass. Yes, wow, I didn't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: Greeks had asses. We do, that's a thing. Really. The statues.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a Greek statue? I have? Literally
Speaker 1: that was my first crush. I don't know, you know
Speaker 1: what a god I mean. It was the statue of David, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: honestly with with his little penis. I mean sorry, the first,
Speaker 1: the truly, the the first David is a small penis,
Speaker 1: has a small penis. Okay, I think that penis is
Speaker 1: just it's flaccid, and I think we should embrace them.
Speaker 1: We should embrace them. Yeah, I guess we won't know
Speaker 1: until someone gets David hard. I would I would get
Speaker 1: a horny to art books. My mom would buy like
Speaker 1: these giant like coffee table books with like Greek statues
Speaker 1: and ship and like it was beautiful, cause I would
Speaker 1: like learn art and I would like appreciate art and
Speaker 1: aesthetics and like I could could like talk about like
Speaker 1: oh and this is this Sara and Sarah, and then
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, and I'm also horny for this
Speaker 1: um for you know, the one with the god, the
Speaker 1: dad with the snakes, and yeah that one children flinging children,
Speaker 1: Yeah whatever that I had the snakes, that's what it's called.
Speaker 1: I had those art books as well, and I also
Speaker 1: have the figure drawing books. And that's also how I
Speaker 1: drew my own porn. I would drop my own porn
Speaker 1: to you. You used to dry. I was a big
Speaker 1: draw that I drew all the time, and I was
Speaker 1: obsessed with like I but also my brothers found all
Speaker 1: my drawings ones shut up and were they erotically yes,
Speaker 1: but also some of them were their favorite superheroes, so
Speaker 1: they're like, I'm gonna have this from my room. So
Speaker 1: it was like, oh my god. So yeah, they learned
Speaker 1: a lot about well. I had one that I was
Speaker 1: particularly proud of, which was the Hulks bottoming for Spider Man.
Speaker 1: What you could vividly draw that the Hulk body for
Speaker 1: Spider Man with the Spider Man mask one, but the
Speaker 1: details you go into, I would spend hours. Wow, you're
Speaker 1: a talented artist. Well you didn't see the art. You
Speaker 1: don't know yet, but I am very good in order
Speaker 1: to vividly draw that and you know what it is,
Speaker 1: you'd have to be good. Was it just line drawings?
Speaker 1: Would you color like you would color? Would God? I'm
Speaker 1: I was just pencil sketches and they were just very
Speaker 1: as detail as possible. So it really did affect my
Speaker 1: younger brothers. That's amazing. You know. What I did was
Speaker 1: I would so this is actually this actually like sparked
Speaker 1: like whatever, like storytelling, creative instincts, whatever. But I would
Speaker 1: like draw my own animis and then I would like
Speaker 1: like create stories out of them and plot points and stuff,
Speaker 1: and I would put them in like photo albums. Oh
Speaker 1: my god. I would like cut out the drawings and
Speaker 1: put them in photo albums and like write down like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is what happens in this part of this season,
Speaker 1: you know, like it was kind of it was. Yeah.
Speaker 1: In high school, I had a whole series called Tales
Speaker 1: of the City, and I like something else, but some
Speaker 1: it was it was like a story like I took
Speaker 1: like three girls that I knew in high school and
Speaker 1: turned them to these alien characters, and I would like
Speaker 1: update the story as much as possible. And I love
Speaker 1: that based on what was going on in real life, No,
Speaker 1: not based on It was sort of like it's weird,
Speaker 1: dystopian nonsense sort of story about three separate species and
Speaker 1: an alien race and this one dumb idiot that follows
Speaker 1: them around. You love comic books, what would you say?
Speaker 1: It's the culture that made you say? Cultures for you? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we talked about this because we talked about Dark Phoenix
Speaker 1: the other day. I did, and I'm obsessed with comic
Speaker 1: books when I was a kid, it I especially, But
Speaker 1: also that's uh. We also mispronounced a lot of their
Speaker 1: names for the longest time, sure like oh yeah, just
Speaker 1: just in Oh yeah, we were like we were I
Speaker 1: think it was until we saw the X Men cartoon
Speaker 1: that were like, oh it's not pronounced okay, yes, oh stupid. No, Well,
Speaker 1: that's like I used to call Hermione, Hermione, and because
Speaker 1: I had a fourth grade teacher who said hermion and
Speaker 1: it makes sense in Montreal, I would call the you know,
Speaker 1: return of the Jed. I saw a Return of the
Speaker 1: Jedi that I would say, yeah, so that's rou Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we were we sucked up so many words were yes,
Speaker 1: we couldn't help it. There. Did you see the New
Speaker 1: Dark Phoenix. I have not seen it. We discussed it
Speaker 1: the discs, were going to watch it, but probably be
Speaker 1: not until it's plane on a plane, on a plane,
Speaker 1: you think it's a plane film. So I saw it
Speaker 1: with Sam Taggert and Miche Townsend and Julio Torres, and
Speaker 1: how did you feel. We all went in being like,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be so bad, it's gonna be so stupid
Speaker 1: and terrible and honestly not unenjoyable of the film, even you.
Speaker 1: Sophie was. Sophie started out kind of like Rocky. You're like,
Speaker 1: oh no, can she do this? Can she carry this movie?
Speaker 1: And I think she does a pretty good job. And
Speaker 1: like it's like a fully like soulless film, but it's
Speaker 1: like beat by beat, it's like entertaining, and you're like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm like engaged, I'm not like looking at my phone,
Speaker 1: like and then it's like two two hours and twenty
Speaker 1: minutes and like it can lose like thirty five minutes,
Speaker 1: but like it's it's it's an unenjoyable film but completely unnecessary.
Speaker 1: That's for me. The last set of x ME movies
Speaker 1: have been like the most like insane set of films.
Speaker 1: I've ever seen, because it's truly everyone to go, hey,
Speaker 1: you know that secondary character that we decided not to
Speaker 1: build up very well, and they're now the start of
Speaker 1: the movie. Like what. It's also so weird to me
Speaker 1: that they had to, literally because Jennifer Lawrence's fame, they
Speaker 1: had to make Mystique a huge part of the movie
Speaker 1: and a good guy because she's really fair. She's a
Speaker 1: big part of them, is she really? Because in the
Speaker 1: original in the Rebecca Romain cinematic universe, um, which is
Speaker 1: what I call the originals, she's nothing. Well, yes, in
Speaker 1: that set, yes, But if you're talking about the comic book,
Speaker 1: she is an influencer, she's a mother, she's she's just rogues.
Speaker 1: Whole origin story is because of her. Really, so you
Speaker 1: would say that the Jennifer Lawrence cinematic universe does more
Speaker 1: justice to the comics than Rebecca Romain cinema. Look, neither
Speaker 1: of them do real justice to the comics, right, But
Speaker 1: Mystique is a much bigger character in the comic books. Here,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna throw something by you. They come to your
Speaker 1: door and say, we want you to write the X
Speaker 1: Men movie. Is that something you're excited about? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: you should do My god, I would fall apart. You
Speaker 1: should do this while Storm would be in the right
Speaker 1: front and center. They've always done Storm dirt. It's insane,
Speaker 1: like a the first movie with halle Berry where they
Speaker 1: were like, okay, don't do the after an accent and
Speaker 1: then she didn't hang on to something. It was a
Speaker 1: blessing in disguise. It was really like, I'm never like,
Speaker 1: I love Hallie Berry so much, but I love and
Speaker 1: after an accident is black actor one oh one, And
Speaker 1: if you can't do it, that's but she wasn't even
Speaker 1: doing it, and she she did like this weird odd yeah,
Speaker 1: like stilted, like like this dying diplomat. It was very strange.
Speaker 1: Although I find that Hallie Berry has very modern gifts.
Speaker 1: She has modern gifts. And then she did deliver like
Speaker 1: I think one of the campiest lines in a superhero movie,
Speaker 1: which is, do you know what happens to a toe
Speaker 1: when it gets to the same thing? You know. They
Speaker 1: paid Josh Weeden a lot of money to come into
Speaker 1: write just just that, and it's a perfect line. It's
Speaker 1: very good. It's the same thing, the same thing as
Speaker 1: everything else. Also, halle Berry, you can say, she doesn't
Speaker 1: commit every single time, like I remember that movie Kidnap.
Speaker 1: Oh God, literally it's nine of the dialog in that movie,
Speaker 1: and then the other and then the tem percent is
Speaker 1: where's my phone? Where's my phone? It is she will.
Speaker 1: I'll give her always great credit for that because she
Speaker 1: will never ever give nothing than have you seen introducing
Speaker 1: Dorothy Dandridge. Of course that's a great performances. I would
Speaker 1: even say her best performance. I think one of the
Speaker 1: greatest performances of all time is in Baps Black African
Speaker 1: Princesses and Wow. I also think that's one of the
Speaker 1: best will reading scenes in the film Will Read Reading.
Speaker 1: There's a scene at the end where there's a will
Speaker 1: reading and they decided not to learn any legal jargon whatsoever.
Speaker 1: They be the characters. No one learned any legal jargon.
Speaker 1: So what they decided to do instead is play this
Speaker 1: weirdly knockoff John Williams music as the as a lawyer
Speaker 1: slowly reads and the couch goes to the mom and
Speaker 1: it's nothing but just reaction shots, no words, It's just
Speaker 1: reacting to the will reading it. That's the way to
Speaker 1: get around. It's actually really smart. Three minutes and it's
Speaker 1: so beautiful. I cannot probably explain how much I love
Speaker 1: that I carry writing, writing, writing, wills, readings. That's perfect.
Speaker 1: That is something I really would have taught us in
Speaker 1: writing schools. If you don't know how to do something,
Speaker 1: have it happened with no dialogue. I really would have
Speaker 1: told us, oh yeah, and that is great advice to
Speaker 1: because it's it's just the most it's too entertaining. Like
Speaker 1: I love anyone, anyone speaking while music is playing. That's
Speaker 1: just when I just hyper focused. I'm like, let me
Speaker 1: see what you can do with your face, let me
Speaker 1: see you mode. But in this case, it was just
Speaker 1: emoting with music and now is yes, and it was
Speaker 1: just everyone and then and then right after that, they
Speaker 1: go right into the the aftermath of everything, where they
Speaker 1: opened a salon that's half soul food, half hair and perfect.
Speaker 1: It's really it's I can't even you can't even you
Speaker 1: can't even do that. It's it's and how I didn't
Speaker 1: falter a single time. And of course, you know, what
Speaker 1: is the best comic book film that you in your
Speaker 1: esteemed opinion in comic God, I'm not going to say
Speaker 1: that that's I just know my share I know that,
Speaker 1: but I I'm an authority. Have you been asked I
Speaker 1: have an opinion? I have an opinion. Yes, First, oh god,
Speaker 1: my opinion. Would you like me to give my opinion?
Speaker 1: Give your opinion first? Well, I think that the movie
Speaker 1: that captures the comic book spirit and also the cinematic
Speaker 1: whole thing of it before they got too self serious.
Speaker 1: I do. I do love The Dark Knight, But my
Speaker 1: favorite comic movie is The First Spider Man with I
Speaker 1: think it's it celebrates comic book energy and I think
Speaker 1: it was a thrilling film and they had amazing chemistry
Speaker 1: and there was a great villain and great and great
Speaker 1: performances all around. That's how I feel um my feeling, uh.
Speaker 1: And I think it's because it's just hits. Every note
Speaker 1: that I like is Batman returns. H That's it gives
Speaker 1: me everything I needed, which is high camp. Uh. Some
Speaker 1: great scenes, great like Michelle Phi First Iconic is Unapproachable
Speaker 1: Academy Award nominee for me and for absolutely and like
Speaker 1: there's something about the scene where she you know, gets
Speaker 1: thrown down and do you think she's dead? And like
Speaker 1: that just that moment of the cats like licking her wounds,
Speaker 1: like as a kid watching them, like something, this is
Speaker 1: doing something to me and I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: It's a relentlessly adult It's on the verge of being
Speaker 1: campy and silly, but it still stays in that perfect
Speaker 1: said that, the perfect Tim Burton realm when he first started,
Speaker 1: I just love so much. And that's I think Batman
Speaker 1: Returns is by far like I would agree, but in
Speaker 1: terms of just like a queer response to it, like
Speaker 1: just as a kid being like, wow, why am I
Speaker 1: responding to that? It's one of those things where like
Speaker 1: I don't know why I like this, but I like it,
Speaker 1: and then you get older and you're like, that's why
Speaker 1: because she's a gay icon. And also the the narrative
Speaker 1: of the Also keep in mind there's multiple gay icons
Speaker 1: in this movie. This is true. Every gay icon is there, Like,
Speaker 1: let's the penguin is a like a black slime dripping
Speaker 1: out of his mouth. Queer that we're crazy. Also, um,
Speaker 1: do we think would we fuck Michael Keaton? I think
Speaker 1: I absolutely yes every time right now? Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: even know. No time needed that. They had a good
Speaker 1: chemistry too. They had sneaky chemistrystry where you're like, I
Speaker 1: don't think this is what this is, and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden it is, and you're like, of course
Speaker 1: this is what it is. Michelle and Selina, Kyle and
Speaker 1: Bruce Wayne in that movie their chemistry and it's like crazy.
Speaker 1: And then there's that great scene at the end of
Speaker 1: the dance when they realize when they're dancing together as
Speaker 1: their alter egos that they are who they are, and
Speaker 1: then they dance becomes very intense. It's very good. And
Speaker 1: the reason I love it it's it's not that Damsel
Speaker 1: in Distress love story. That's what that's so much better.
Speaker 1: It's like, now we're foes, but are we foes? Yeah? Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: they they cut the Kimba singer of it all from that.
Speaker 1: I did enjoy, not to bring it back to Dark Knight,
Speaker 1: but I did enjoy Anne as Sleet and Kyle and Hathaway. Oh.
Speaker 1: I thought Anne Hathaway was amazing. I thought she was
Speaker 1: the best part of the Dark Knighting Rises. Definitely, in
Speaker 1: my opinion, I love Anne Hathaway. It's just that cat
Speaker 1: one was okay. You know, it's always going to pale
Speaker 1: in comparison, of course. That's the thing is like That's
Speaker 1: when my issue was her as the character was fantastic,
Speaker 1: but Catwoman's presence in that film was just you couldn't
Speaker 1: make her. She She didn't. She had no interest in
Speaker 1: making either she or you know, um and Hathaway did
Speaker 1: a good Selena Kyle. She did good Selena cop. But
Speaker 1: it was not like there was no interest in campiness
Speaker 1: or like making her like super fun, but like she
Speaker 1: she had great moments where it was like, um, you know,
Speaker 1: she gets held up by this by some guy and
Speaker 1: he's like, does do those heels hurt? And then she
Speaker 1: stabs him with it, kicks back and stabs him with it,
Speaker 1: and she goes, I don't know, do they that's fun?
Speaker 1: I think there's some fun moments. She is the only
Speaker 1: fun thing about that movie. Yeah, and the thing that's
Speaker 1: barely that it's not even that fun. That almost makes
Speaker 1: eternally weird for me, because those that trilogy it really
Speaker 1: strove to take the fun out of it and make
Speaker 1: it dark and and and I mean there is a
Speaker 1: lot of darkness, and especially Dark Knight Rises is like
Speaker 1: fully fucking dark. And of course there's you know, the
Speaker 1: Heath Ledger of it all in Dark Knight, which is
Speaker 1: fun to watch, and it's it's it's I've now never
Speaker 1: forget watching that for the first time his performance, but
Speaker 1: almost the goofy nous of of of her lines and
Speaker 1: stuff like that made me feel like, I like this
Speaker 1: the best. But it's I can also understand it's a
Speaker 1: little totally inconsistent because there's a part of me when
Speaker 1: I watched those where that I didn't see in the
Speaker 1: first ones, which were like you you were doing these
Speaker 1: absolutely insane things and you're treating it very seriously, like
Speaker 1: the fact that Bain's voice wasn't a joke the entire
Speaker 1: I'm like, how are you are you gonna? Are we
Speaker 1: messing with me? That's not because because that is not camp,
Speaker 1: because it's not celebrating an intentionally bad you know, intentionally
Speaker 1: bad taste or something. No, it's this somebody was like
Speaker 1: this is this sounds good? Totally. It's something someone said
Speaker 1: yes to um. You know. The thing is that really
Speaker 1: is hard to to UM do better than The Dark Knight,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like, especially in terms
Speaker 1: of the iconic and now you even see the new
Speaker 1: movies come out, the new Jokers, Like, although I do
Speaker 1: think this Joakian Phoenix one looks interesting, Um, I think
Speaker 1: will never Yeah, it does look interesting to me, um,
Speaker 1: but but it'll never be I think we've even walking
Speaker 1: to Phoenix too much. I mean, I don't I don't disagree.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like, when I saw the trailer, I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, if there had to be another take,
Speaker 1: which remember Hollywood, there always has to be another take.
Speaker 1: So if there's gonna be another take, this at least
Speaker 1: looks like one that I'm more interested in than that
Speaker 1: suicide squad bullshit. Yeah. Yeah, if you're going to compare
Speaker 1: it to Jared Leto, yeah that's definitely. Of course I
Speaker 1: would want that instead. And that's like a you know,
Speaker 1: some tasteless person at a studio is going to be like, actually,
Speaker 1: can we make heard more? You know, neon and colorful,
Speaker 1: and you know like that's that's that's what. Did you
Speaker 1: see it? Because I heard it was barely in it.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't. I didn't see it. See
Speaker 1: I didn't see it either, But but some people that
Speaker 1: reported back from it said Jared Leto was in maybe
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. So many moles. I have a lot of
Speaker 1: moles around. There are moles who do things that you
Speaker 1: could absolutely do. I don't, but no, I am actually
Speaker 1: there are infiltrating spaces that you couldn't go. I'm confident
Speaker 1: saying I don't have time to see suicide Squad is
Speaker 1: actually really culture number eleven. I don't have time to
Speaker 1: see Suicide Squad. I just want to say really quickly,
Speaker 1: the costume designer for Dark Knight Rises was brilliant because
Speaker 1: because the catwoman ears being her glasses is so fucking brilliant.
Speaker 1: She's from the comic book really never mind, damn. There
Speaker 1: was a lot of that's good to constructed and it
Speaker 1: was a great idea that. Yeah. Also, Marian had an
Speaker 1: iconic death she did wait oh yeah, which she did?
Speaker 1: You know, she's famously so pissed that they chose this
Speaker 1: take of her death scene, so she says, and she
Speaker 1: literally is like it's like she literally is in the media,
Speaker 1: like I just couldn't believe they chose that take. That
Speaker 1: was my Who are other takes? When she was she
Speaker 1: apparently died more naturally apparently a million times, and they
Speaker 1: chose when when she was like back in the room,
Speaker 1: like that was the best. I didn't really tell this
Speaker 1: one but you know, I actually um one of my
Speaker 1: guilty guilty, guilty pleasures is um those last two Batman's
Speaker 1: of the nineties, which were Batman Forever, which was iconic
Speaker 1: Nicole Kidman as Dr Chase with the one hair in
Speaker 1: front of her eyes, the Val Kilmer of it All,
Speaker 1: the introduction to uh Chris o'donald Donald potty Chris o'donald.
Speaker 1: That was introduction to thick butts and type hands. Yeah, truly.
Speaker 1: And then we had, of course The Batman and Robin
Speaker 1: of it All with George Clooney and Chris O'Donnell and
Speaker 1: Alicia Silverstone in the worst performance of all and the
Speaker 1: best performance of all film I've ever seen in the theater. Yes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, me too. That was the first and
Speaker 1: that's why I probably love it till this day, was
Speaker 1: because it just felt right. I'll never forget going. Maybe
Speaker 1: it wasn't the first one, but I distinctly remember going
Speaker 1: to the movie theater and watching it because I was
Speaker 1: so fucking hype to see that movie, Like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean that was that was a good one. And I
Speaker 1: think it was like I was a teen for that
Speaker 1: for sure. My parents wouldn't want to go to a
Speaker 1: movie theater our whole lives and I this was my
Speaker 1: own money, and I got to go for the first time,
Speaker 1: and I took my brothers with me. And as I told,
Speaker 1: lady Freeze, your name is Pus and Pus and Ivy.
Speaker 1: That is camp. It's wild nothing, but it's nothing but camp.
Speaker 1: And Chris o'donald peeling that fucking cover off his lips
Speaker 1: is like actually an icon and she's like, and those
Speaker 1: suits had nipples on him and nipples any cause an uproar, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it was you know, I guess what was the
Speaker 1: was the guy's name, Joel Schumacher. He was like relentlessly
Speaker 1: gay on Saturday. Yes, and apparently apparently like like this,
Speaker 1: I read this article that was kind of came out
Speaker 1: like just a few years ago. Was it was it
Speaker 1: like a me too level kind of thing. I don't
Speaker 1: know anything about that. Um so that's I'm not talking
Speaker 1: about that he was waiting. There is an issue along
Speaker 1: those lines. Might have to confirm, well, the culturing stuff
Speaker 1: CANi in I don't know. But what I am going
Speaker 1: to say, which that was funny, was he would climb
Speaker 1: to the top of his director's chair and say before
Speaker 1: every take Remember you're in a cartoon. Oh and fucking
Speaker 1: Drew Barrymore. And what's her face? Sugar and spice. Oh,
Speaker 1: she's yes forever, but there's there were actress teams. She's
Speaker 1: in Younger and yeah, yes, so they were two faces
Speaker 1: by two faces groupies basics sugar and spice. And I
Speaker 1: just remember Drew Barry Martin. That not platinum, like a
Speaker 1: white wig and white lipstick. She was. She had one
Speaker 1: and a half lines, one and half her her right
Speaker 1: tip fully out. It was like a little Kim moment.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god. It was a mountain
Speaker 1: of coke, like fush off the slopes. This is actually
Speaker 1: her return after rehab was first thing before she cleaned up.
Speaker 1: I love she might have had a relapse since then
Speaker 1: of course after that her but she like that was
Speaker 1: her big like post little Girl lost. Yeah, yeah, this
Speaker 1: is after like poison ivy and she just disappeared into
Speaker 1: nothing that. She was also in a movie called you
Speaker 1: Know She she was like doing she was like drinking
Speaker 1: an age eight, smoking weed at age ten, and then
Speaker 1: like doing coke at like Angel. That's fucking crazy and
Speaker 1: she's doing great now. I love her. The only reason
Speaker 1: I didn't do it is because the access people didn't.
Speaker 1: Had coke been around when I was nine, I would
Speaker 1: be a celebrity right now. I'd be stuff in it
Speaker 1: up there. Wait, did you ever play? Because you replied
Speaker 1: to my Final Fantasy twe did you play Final Fantasy?
Speaker 1: I'm also a video game Okay, can we talk about
Speaker 1: this because I haven't had we haven't had like permission.
Speaker 1: This is like new territy. I will talk about games
Speaker 1: where my games I actually do. Uh. I was obsessed
Speaker 1: with five or Fantasy eight. I think I've played that one.
Speaker 1: I cocked a lot of hours on that one. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a pretty gay one. It's super gay. And that's
Speaker 1: also the most crystal clear story. Like well, no, I
Speaker 1: never understood a six. None of them do. Like like
Speaker 1: like it's sort of like a dysto open tiring of
Speaker 1: some sorts. I think you're gonna have to fight. There's
Speaker 1: a weird it's like this, there's a weird beam punk psychopath.
Speaker 1: Yeah that I will never fully comprehend. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: I think it's the best gameplay in the world. Eight
Speaker 1: series together eight was my favorite at all. It's had
Speaker 1: the gun swords, had the gun swords. What's that? They
Speaker 1: were gun blades? Like it's like a giant imagine like
Speaker 1: a giant like pistol handle with like a barrel and
Speaker 1: like a trigger. Truly phallic, phallic, truly, but then instead
Speaker 1: of an actual instead of an actual, um fucking gun,
Speaker 1: it was just a sword blade. And then you're just
Speaker 1: like swinging around like you would kill people with a
Speaker 1: blade as well shoot them with a gun. Really unnecessary.
Speaker 1: Final Fantasy is actually camp and final things see ten
Speaker 1: and ten to are actually two sides of the same coin.
Speaker 1: That shows how queer culture and straight culture can co exist. Now,
Speaker 1: what is final Fantasy? Twelve? Twelve? You haven't played twelve?
Speaker 1: You have is asking me what twelve is? Twelve is
Speaker 1: um twelve is like for a queer person who loves
Speaker 1: a pr U S history or APU, it's like it's
Speaker 1: truly manic, is fully checked out, and it's just honestly so,
Speaker 1: I don't know about this, So I don't know about this.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Whenever I don't know about ship, I'm
Speaker 1: all is like, I'm like, tell me that I just
Speaker 1: asked you about what the bayonet ship was? Fine, but
Speaker 1: if you want to talk about like RPGs that I
Speaker 1: am obsessed with now I'm left it at home in
Speaker 1: l A. I love. I'm now playing Nino Cooney too,
Speaker 1: the first one that I didn't love it, did you?
Speaker 1: I obsessed with it? Okay, but I hear you know.
Speaker 1: Cooney Two's fun. It's it's this one is a whole
Speaker 1: other like it's just I just love Meazoki. It's a
Speaker 1: game made by me Azoki who's spirited. Oh yes, I knew,
Speaker 1: I know that. Yeah, Um, I am playing I'm playing
Speaker 1: twelve again. I'm playing the remastered or remastered it for
Speaker 1: Switch and for because they've for PS four and then
Speaker 1: they did Switch a xtbox through sixty. These are things
Speaker 1: I would happily there also, aren't they just completely recreating seven.
Speaker 1: They're completely redoing seven, and it actually could be It'll
Speaker 1: probably be bad, but it could be good. They're doing
Speaker 1: they're doing a TV show, which is there's there's that
Speaker 1: they've they've made. They've managed to do as much as
Speaker 1: they can in the final fantasy like film and TV realm,
Speaker 1: and it's never been never been good. Honestly, I'm surprised
Speaker 1: has taken this long. It feels like such a huge
Speaker 1: they've done it many things. They did the movie in
Speaker 1: two thousand with ming Na remember this, Yes, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I don't remember Final Fantasy The Spirits Within and it
Speaker 1: was the signing of R. And also wasn't Ben Affleck
Speaker 1: half like, oh yes, some know some guy was the
Speaker 1: voice actor of the love interest who ends up dying
Speaker 1: spoiler alert. But let's see wait, Final Fantasy The Spirits
Speaker 1: with them. We're googling this, listener. These were not the
Speaker 1: video games that I played when I was little. I
Speaker 1: was like a fucking mary. I was like I played
Speaker 1: you know, I played like first person shooters too, which
Speaker 1: now terrifying me. Actually, look, there's just a splinter off
Speaker 1: that happens where the rest of us go give me ipgs.
Speaker 1: Yes I did play the Yeah, I can't switch into Mario.
Speaker 1: It's not something I can allow. Can I just lift
Speaker 1: off the like I want to allow it? I'm gonna
Speaker 1: list off like I sat my own wrist. The cast
Speaker 1: of this movie, the voice cast of this movie, So
Speaker 1: me not plays Ross the protagonist you Alec Baldwin is
Speaker 1: the love interest. Steve Bouchemy, Donald Sutherland plays said Jesus.
Speaker 1: James Woods is a general. Ving rams A is a sergeant.
Speaker 1: If they get every problematic celebrated to it's like you
Speaker 1: can't see their face, so be okay, Like two thousand
Speaker 1: and then he didn't advent children for seven and that
Speaker 1: was terrible. Oh god, it is. Yeah, it's really sad.
Speaker 1: I really truly wish. But the games are I think,
Speaker 1: no matter what I've gone back, like I played the
Speaker 1: last one was the last number, which was like I
Speaker 1: didn't get to be and you don't get to be
Speaker 1: involved in that game whatsoever. It's mostly movies. It's just movies.
Speaker 1: It's just like soap operas. And then and then you
Speaker 1: have to drive everywhere. Did you really have to get
Speaker 1: into a car, sit in that car and drive somewhere
Speaker 1: for like fift but you're not even controlling it. You're
Speaker 1: just like you go drive and you set your control
Speaker 1: it down and it drives for you and you you
Speaker 1: don't do anything. You know, you're just why the funk
Speaker 1: are you getting? It's the most it's the most crazy,
Speaker 1: fucking like you're supposed like sit back and enjoy people
Speaker 1: like I can go outside into the world. People really
Speaker 1: hated this one. Yeah, it was really it was pure.
Speaker 1: It was stuck in development. How for ten years. So
Speaker 1: they announced it in two thousand and six and come
Speaker 1: until fifteen, and it was like just kind of it
Speaker 1: was a really broie game, and there was nothing fun
Speaker 1: about it. Because all Final Fantasy games for within a
Speaker 1: certain era were like kind of campion queer and fun
Speaker 1: had they're like little notes of it and little side
Speaker 1: games you can do, and this one was just very
Speaker 1: much like it was just very self serious. It was
Speaker 1: very like it felt like a Christopher Nolan movie. Honestly,
Speaker 1: it was like so long and I and one of
Speaker 1: those things, I have to beat them. That's the issue
Speaker 1: which made me even more upset. Fifteen was the first
Speaker 1: one that I was like, I don't care about this
Speaker 1: game enough to beat it, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: I'm putting it down. So I beat it and it
Speaker 1: was it's not that hard. It just took forever forever.
Speaker 1: Thirty Night kind of liked, and thirteen had some queer
Speaker 1: elements where Vanil and were like lesbians kind of that
Speaker 1: makes sense. I'm I'm so bad a remembering names. I
Speaker 1: think the only name I remember Squal from two, and
Speaker 1: that's squalling Squal and Sipe. Oh no, I would masturbate
Speaker 1: to Zeal and Cipher a lot as kids tattoo. Yes,
Speaker 1: he was doing a lot. He was doing he was
Speaker 1: I was a squall stands. Zell was for sure the
Speaker 1: too problematic for me. I think he's the kind of
Speaker 1: person who would have bullied us in high school. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: But Zell and Cipher were like, we would have loved him,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. No, because he's like this blonde,
Speaker 1: muscle lee dude, and like I was like very into
Speaker 1: that at that time. And he's a jokester. He was
Speaker 1: the guy that like, I'm sucking, I'm jumping off stairs.
Speaker 1: And he was the one who was the class clown.
Speaker 1: He was the last that mat Is Zell. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: did you ever are you played? Did you have you
Speaker 1: played Person of Five? Of course I played it. This
Speaker 1: is probably the only game I've ever replayed because it's
Speaker 1: worth replies, worth replaying. I have not gotten gotten it
Speaker 1: gone the time to replay it. This is we're playing
Speaker 1: mean to get everything. I know you get everything and
Speaker 1: that you get. It's also a genius game. You're a
Speaker 1: high schooler, your high school and school, but then you
Speaker 1: you go to high school half the time and in
Speaker 1: the other half you like you heist people's minds in
Speaker 1: this other dimension and this other dimension you like like
Speaker 1: you go to deception. It's like inception. It's kind of
Speaker 1: like inception, but these are you go into bad people's
Speaker 1: minds to like make them to like to get the
Speaker 1: impurities out of them, get the impurities out of me.
Speaker 1: It's like a brilliant fucking game. And so goddamn good,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait, who is your wife? Who? Was Makoto?
Speaker 1: She's led the school girl like the class president. I'm
Speaker 1: tryingber I like the person that I try to date,
Speaker 1: like my like yeah, well the people I try to date.
Speaker 1: Where I was set on Makoto and I was like,
Speaker 1: she's going to be my wife who? And like that's
Speaker 1: wife who. It's like it's like a Japanese term for
Speaker 1: like wife who. Husband. I went for the I stayed
Speaker 1: with I usually because it was the first time I played.
Speaker 1: I went for the girl that they initially yes, the
Speaker 1: blonde with yes, yeah yeah yeah. But when I replayed it,
Speaker 1: I did it where I got all the you've got
Speaker 1: all of them, good for you, and that they were
Speaker 1: very upset. What do you mean get all of them?
Speaker 1: Like you can get them you can convince them to
Speaker 1: date you. All of these girls to date you. You
Speaker 1: play as a boy and convince all the girls to
Speaker 1: date you, like you like sort of giving them the
Speaker 1: right president at the right time and sort of developer
Speaker 1: like a relationship in the game. There is implied. There's
Speaker 1: not really at a moment where things go dark. Really
Speaker 1: there's it's it's kind of a problematic game because it's
Speaker 1: just Japanese culture, and so there's like there's like a
Speaker 1: seedy part of town where like there's a gay bar
Speaker 1: where drag Queen is the bar tender, and it's just
Speaker 1: like it's just like but she's also the kind of
Speaker 1: the drag queens also the person that gets your gigs,
Speaker 1: like gets you like working jobs. Drag Queen is great, yes,
Speaker 1: but then the gay the gay page for the bar,
Speaker 1: like you're like, get away from me. You know, it's
Speaker 1: like a whole homophobic it's very homophobic. But and like
Speaker 1: if you could date men in that game, I would
Speaker 1: fucking be playing and all the time, like all the
Speaker 1: fun and it's it's pretty fun. But you can get
Speaker 1: them all to date you at once, and then they
Speaker 1: confront you at the end of the game. Can you
Speaker 1: play as the girl and boys. They're rereleasing it where
Speaker 1: you can play as a girl. Maybe five are something. Anyway,
Speaker 1: they're rereleasing it and they're like a new content. So, um,
Speaker 1: I can talk about Persona Persona five. I played plenty.
Speaker 1: It's so so fun. I love that absolutely. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's so cool. And then you also you also have
Speaker 1: to take tests in that game. Yeah, it's done like
Speaker 1: you you're in school and you have to take actual history.
Speaker 1: It sounds like it sounds like this game is just
Speaker 1: doing the high school experience. It's just the high school experience.
Speaker 1: But then it's like a fan there's a fantasy element
Speaker 1: where you're you're like a power ranger. You're you're doing
Speaker 1: inception like it's power Ranger inception. You just hop into
Speaker 1: this other realm. You have this mask to cover your
Speaker 1: face and it's sort of like and then you also
Speaker 1: get these creatures that you can use to attack people
Speaker 1: with very handa. It's very handamon, it's very I have
Speaker 1: to live my life as a normal person. But then
Speaker 1: at night the pop star. Um, wait, one one last
Speaker 1: thing before we move on Zelda Zelda person that's where
Speaker 1: we spent her off that I never that. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's never too late to start bores even you're so stupid,
Speaker 1: You're such a stupid bit. I can't believe it is
Speaker 1: from the beginning. They're gonna get fucking murdered for something
Speaker 1: that everyone. I'm not going to disagree that you're a
Speaker 1: stupid bitch, but I will for sure agree that I'm
Speaker 1: not a fan of Zelda? Are you guys are I'm
Speaker 1: gonna fucking explode right. First of all, what is she?
Speaker 1: What do you mean she? Zelda? Zelda is the princess
Speaker 1: who represents the tri force of win. Why am I
Speaker 1: not playing as her? Because you're going to get to
Speaker 1: play as her and they're making a sequel for Breath
Speaker 1: of the Breath of the Wild. When you get to play, bitch,
Speaker 1: deal with it. And progress is slow and not linear.
Speaker 1: Game is boring. You can run across the field for
Speaker 1: forty five minutes and nothing happened. Now everything happens, and
Speaker 1: it's the most and it's widely The Breath of the Wild,
Speaker 1: the most recent tomin is widely considered to be the
Speaker 1: best game of all time, beating Ocarina of Time, which
Speaker 1: is previously considered the best game of all time, and
Speaker 1: you guys are stupid bitches. You don't understand game design
Speaker 1: and these subtle elements of the invisible hand that guides
Speaker 1: you along to the next path. Grow the funk up.
Speaker 1: Read a book. I don't think so, honey, I don't
Speaker 1: think so. I'm mad at you. The best video game
Speaker 1: of all times is what Mario Party Super Mario Party
Speaker 1: Slapparazzi is Mario Kart because anyone can play, even the child.
Speaker 1: And it's important that for video games to be everyone.
Speaker 1: It's important that for video games be everyone. Culture number.
Speaker 1: It is important for video games everyone. I'm sorry that again,
Speaker 1: it's important that for video games be everyone. We don't
Speaker 1: know that for video games com please, but to be
Speaker 1: more than anything. I'm actually I'm a fighting game person. Okay.
Speaker 1: See that's where we. I don't like fighting or violence
Speaker 1: our guns on this. I'm with Eric Swalwell. I'm a
Speaker 1: cop and my dick moved. When Eric Swallwell last night said, um,
Speaker 1: we need to break up with Russia and make up
Speaker 1: with NATO, and I blame UCB for my dick moving.
Speaker 1: He played for your because watching his eyes twinkle when
Speaker 1: he made a lukewarm joke reminded me of every mediocre
Speaker 1: second beat I saw executed by guys who were so
Speaker 1: satisfied to watch that happen. Now, God, you know who
Speaker 1: loves the cops is mayor Pete? Yes, and he doesn't
Speaker 1: love the cop he loves. Do you not know the news?
Speaker 1: He is not the best. I don't think so. Alright,
Speaker 1: So here's my rankings. One Kamala to mary Anne, three,
Speaker 1: mary Anne four, Maryanne to Well. My one was so boring.
Speaker 1: I think Night one was kind of shitty. And also
Speaker 1: I think I think that certain candidates in Night too
Speaker 1: would have stood out more, like, for example, Jili Brand
Speaker 1: I think would have looked better on Night one, like
Speaker 1: she would have wiped the floor with Amy. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's a thing about Amy. I think I think
Speaker 1: I don't necessarily you are pitting them in against each other,
Speaker 1: and that's something that Bowen Yang does. But what I'm
Speaker 1: saying is that Jilla Brand would have looked better. Overall,
Speaker 1: I think the top three people of the first night
Speaker 1: we're probably Castro and for me, I guess Booker, which
Speaker 1: is insane with Withers because the rest of them were
Speaker 1: so awful. When Beto was going to Spanish was Beto
Speaker 1: is done, was cooked? But Beto looked terrified. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like it's just like especially with Castro, they're like, you're
Speaker 1: gonna do that honey accent was Oh my god. Like
Speaker 1: I think I stopped watching cause I was just humiliated
Speaker 1: for him, Like I wish, I wish those kind of
Speaker 1: white guys would just have that embarrassment for a fraction
Speaker 1: of a moment. I've never heard a harder are than his.
Speaker 1: He was really hitting that our heart. And also I
Speaker 1: guess for me the second night, my opinion is that
Speaker 1: Kamala looked that I would say I thought Pete did well,
Speaker 1: and I thought that um uh if I had to
Speaker 1: give a third, which I really don't feel like anyone
Speaker 1: did that great. I mean I didn't performance. I thought
Speaker 1: it was look for me, the second night was about
Speaker 1: whether or not Biden was destroyed, and he was imparative.
Speaker 1: It was thoroughly destroyed, and I think he will keep.
Speaker 1: I think he's he like Joel was saying that he's
Speaker 1: like hopefully not on when he's like the Jeb of
Speaker 1: this cycle where it's like, well here's the things that
Speaker 1: he like. It came up like he always looks good
Speaker 1: based on how we compare him, but in this kind
Speaker 1: of situations he doesn't shine. He never had. He looks
Speaker 1: bad next to you. Remember it's his third time doing it,
Speaker 1: and it's like it's never worked before. Why will it
Speaker 1: work now? When we think of he was an also
Speaker 1: at and honestly, Biden was actually going to be my
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey today. But I'll just say
Speaker 1: this now. I'll figure it out later. I'll just improvise um.
Speaker 1: But Biden obviously thought that he was going to comment
Speaker 1: to these debates and make it all about Trump, and
Speaker 1: he was not going to engage with his primary opponents.
Speaker 1: And he sorely underestimated his primary opponents, namely Kamala Harris,
Speaker 1: who made him look like a fool and called him
Speaker 1: out very very hard on that stage. Was not ready
Speaker 1: for it. That that girl was me moment. I was
Speaker 1: just I was just like, oh, holy sh it. I
Speaker 1: bought the T shirt. Good for you. I went to
Speaker 1: that fucking website and bought that T shirt. I've given
Speaker 1: her a lot of money. I love the kammalent. It
Speaker 1: chose the unbreakable COMMI Schmidt font and logo treatment. It
Speaker 1: looks great but aggressive of Warren's. I think, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's as subtle as she is. It's such a bull
Speaker 1: choice choice. Actually, you know who has a great sort
Speaker 1: of design treatment to a campaign is Marianne. She's working
Speaker 1: with deep dark purples and like really tasteful, not millennial,
Speaker 1: but like a tasteful pink, so purple and pink like,
Speaker 1: not blue and red, like not really red red and blue,
Speaker 1: but just like a fun little like mix of like
Speaker 1: a little acid tinged whatever. She's gonna have a great
Speaker 1: color scheme and so and I would tell to the
Speaker 1: Prime Minister of New Zealand it is going to be
Speaker 1: the best way people people are people like experts placed it.
Speaker 1: Her accent as being the thought to be extinct mid
Speaker 1: Atlantic accident like Audrey had burden breakfast at Tiffany is
Speaker 1: like colleague a lightly like to us. But I think
Speaker 1: that accent is a cling accent. She is God, I mean,
Speaker 1: and that the president if you're listen, honestly, the like
Speaker 1: sensuality with if and it's the if you look back
Speaker 1: at the videos, it's her eyebrows. It's the eyebrows are
Speaker 1: doing so much work. Can I say I thought the
Speaker 1: first two times she spoke were not bad because I
Speaker 1: actually thought she makes a really good point in a
Speaker 1: way I didn't really have a space in this particular debate,
Speaker 1: but I think it is a good point overall to
Speaker 1: say that we have a sickness health care system, we
Speaker 1: don't actually have a health care system. I know what
Speaker 1: she was trying to say, but it's she said what
Speaker 1: she was trying to say, but then like people like
Speaker 1: could you know, people could just pin like all like
Speaker 1: their crazy, like like, oh my god, she's being very
Speaker 1: pseudoscience and all that said what you want? That was
Speaker 1: not a kookie thing, that we as a nation are
Speaker 1: not focused on wellness. That's it's not cookie. It doesn't
Speaker 1: have a place in this debate really, but it's also
Speaker 1: not inaccurate. It's just the thing the way she speaks
Speaker 1: is she's always five words away from saying the most
Speaker 1: insane thing in the world. There's just like you, if
Speaker 1: you throw in five more words, it's going to be
Speaker 1: out of the field. So tragic that that fucking Chuck Todd,
Speaker 1: who I'm just gonna spoil, well no is my own'
Speaker 1: think so honey, like they she got cut off after
Speaker 1: the New Zealand, after a girlfriend you are so on
Speaker 1: like she was gonna like she was gonna talk more
Speaker 1: about raising children, And honestly I would have let her go.
Speaker 1: I would have just been like, I mean, let her talk.
Speaker 1: We're not hearing her again. Are they making cuts after this?
Speaker 1: They have? Now I think the next round is is
Speaker 1: still maybe the same thing where it's like to Paulify,
Speaker 1: you just have to meet some donner minimum. So them
Speaker 1: cutting it's just people going, we're not going to give
Speaker 1: you any more money, but do we have to send
Speaker 1: her money for comed? She's that is so that's how
Speaker 1: you get This is exactly what the scuttle. The scuttle
Speaker 1: but is that she's of course she's gotten. I mean,
Speaker 1: my whole timeline today on Twitter was Marianne and I
Speaker 1: think a lot of like icon from what I'm hearing,
Speaker 1: is that her donations have spiked. I mean, have she
Speaker 1: retweeted her being the most googled name today. This is
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. All you have to be is the
Speaker 1: star of the start of the election will go far.
Speaker 1: I say this all the time. I always say the
Speaker 1: star of the election will win. So we might be
Speaker 1: looking honestly, honestly, just think about her doing the oath
Speaker 1: of office? The oath of office? What is it called?
Speaker 1: What are you? What are you talking about? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm taking the office. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't
Speaker 1: know what the funk I thought you were trying. I
Speaker 1: think you're trying the state of the Union or something. No,
Speaker 1: I said taking the oath of office, which is a thing,
Speaker 1: got it. I'm stupid, bit, don't ever point your finger,
Speaker 1: I know like you did for me. Okareen off time
Speaker 1: asked white kill you kill you? You white? You are
Speaker 1: white and stupid too. Wow, that's hers. I would never
Speaker 1: want that directed at me. Is this happen? You know
Speaker 1: what Solomon? You're You're a white bit sweater, dumb white.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what is the mama minority here? I
Speaker 1: am not, Oh my god, my history, not my life.
Speaker 1: But I allow you can call me a bit. I
Speaker 1: will scream into the epist. I would fall upon my
Speaker 1: hair off speaking of white speaking and being literally translucent.
Speaker 1: You know who didn't register to me at all last
Speaker 1: night was sucking Bernie here. It's interesting that like no
Speaker 1: one was like Bernie didn't really like strike anything with anybody,
Speaker 1: but like the only the only real observation people made
Speaker 1: about Bernie was that like, wow, the breadth of topics
Speaker 1: that people are talking about, and like the policy positions
Speaker 1: that people are taking are you know, and I can
Speaker 1: I will agree with this are directly affected by Bernie Sanders.
Speaker 1: Of course, yeah, like everyone his everyone to sell. Often
Speaker 1: it's like great, yeah, good for him, and that's and
Speaker 1: I think that's a great thing to have, as you're
Speaker 1: also historical points. So that's why it's like it's I
Speaker 1: think he should just be happy with what he actually
Speaker 1: didn't last absolutely agree, yes, and maybe he is including
Speaker 1: a sporter should feel that way as well too, should
Speaker 1: just be happy what he did with you. I do
Speaker 1: not think he should get the nomination. I will not.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying. I'm saying I will not have a
Speaker 1: problem with it. I'll have a problem. He's one of
Speaker 1: is he like one of the three people who are
Speaker 1: talking are Warren, It is Biden still out in front.
Speaker 1: And we'll see if the debate has a has a
Speaker 1: impact on this. Sure well it should, but it often
Speaker 1: actually does not. It always does. It was actually this
Speaker 1: is one is more rated rated than the others. I
Speaker 1: agree that I agree that it should. We will we
Speaker 1: will we remain to be seen by the time this
Speaker 1: comes out, we may know. I mean Mary Anne, I
Speaker 1: mean most search persons. I wouldn't say I would say
Speaker 1: this President. I would say this despite being by far
Speaker 1: the most embarrassing person. She will she will surge in
Speaker 1: front of like Hick and Looper. She will move to
Speaker 1: the center. Yeah and I no, no, yeah, if she's
Speaker 1: for sure going to kick out of an oh, I
Speaker 1: think she can do that. Wow, that's fucking yeah. I
Speaker 1: bet she watched This is what happened, This is what
Speaker 1: happened with Trump, where this little auxiliary weirdo she ain't
Speaker 1: gonna do much halfway through? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, she's
Speaker 1: got the Oprah Connection's got the Opra connection, but Oprah,
Speaker 1: of course not Oprah. However, Oprah also has Dr Phil
Speaker 1: and Dr Awesome. Maybe we shouldn't just keep forgetting that
Speaker 1: element about Oprah's She surround herself with some amazing black
Speaker 1: people and the worst white people, and Oprah has flies
Speaker 1: on her. You know she is ville. Did you watch
Speaker 1: this clip of mirror like an old Super Soul Sunday
Speaker 1: interview between Mary and I did not watch. It's pretty
Speaker 1: It's so fun. Well, I'm sure it is. I'm sure
Speaker 1: that she has good things to say about spiritual wellness
Speaker 1: if you actually want to engage. I think there was
Speaker 1: a piece of gay and form ation that was somebody
Speaker 1: put in the air Marianne, that she was a piece
Speaker 1: of day information. Marian I think where is she roommates
Speaker 1: with Lord Laura, which is the most iconic i've which
Speaker 1: also is like cant like, oh now, I know that
Speaker 1: character from Big Little Eyes came. You know that Renata
Speaker 1: Clin has two sessions a week with mar person. There's
Speaker 1: no way Renata Clin thinks that Marianne calms her down. Yea,
Speaker 1: Laura Dern is not that person. And that's how I
Speaker 1: feel like Laura Dern is able to play that person.
Speaker 1: Shall we talk about Big Little Eyes a little bit? Sing? Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: let's just say that we're talking about cartoons. I'm sure
Speaker 1: looking forward it's a full cartoon. I don't say where.
Speaker 1: I wait till it's all out and watch it. I
Speaker 1: got that. See. I like that we were talking about this.
Speaker 1: I like that tweek tweak me too. I like week
Speaker 1: tweek for certain things like drag this week to week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not a binger of drugs. You know, I need
Speaker 1: to be. I watched it twice. I watched it when
Speaker 1: I go out, and then I watch it again to
Speaker 1: make sure I didn't miss anything. You got, you guys
Speaker 1: are multiple watches. I just don't. I just can't even
Speaker 1: sit through. I can say, I just I just stopped watching.
Speaker 1: After this season. I will I will start watching. Where
Speaker 1: do you watching in Los Angeles? I mean, I'm not
Speaker 1: the first person who's told you that this is not
Speaker 1: the best season. You know what. People say that, but
Speaker 1: they learned their lessons later, because like season seven was
Speaker 1: considered one of the worst seasons. Literally it holds up,
Speaker 1: it holds up. I send really one of those queens
Speaker 1: is used. Some of the best queens, Jasmine, but literally
Speaker 1: all of them. Like you can't name a bad one
Speaker 1: in the group, I said, I said after season seven,
Speaker 1: even immediately after it stopped, I was like it really
Speaker 1: firmed up by the end, where the top three I
Speaker 1: really fucking loved, or the top four like five Cotta
Speaker 1: Kennedy Pearls, It's Um and Violet and fucking Ginger. That's
Speaker 1: a good topic. I think stuff appears boring initially, Yes,
Speaker 1: because especially when you like especially like, since we're literally
Speaker 1: like watching seasons back to back to each other, but
Speaker 1: in the in the scope of time when I watched
Speaker 1: seasons again, I'm just like, that was excellent. It was amazing.
Speaker 1: I clocked it back then, but twelve, it's just twelve eleven.
Speaker 1: It was just like, I mean, the tea that's been
Speaker 1: coming out about three shoots and stuff like that's bad.
Speaker 1: I love that. I love I love that they were like.
Speaker 1: I love that they tried to make Vly a villain
Speaker 1: and failed and tried to make fucking hi Silky a
Speaker 1: hero and that's what. I love that. But I don't
Speaker 1: know it was working for me though I liked Silky
Speaker 1: so much more than ev I famously do not appreciate
Speaker 1: at all. No, I know it sucks for me, but
Speaker 1: I just I don't get it and won't get it going. See.
Speaker 1: I wish I could response to we live two different lives,
Speaker 1: which really do, and that's fine. Also, I heard the
Speaker 1: season twelve calls are going out right now. Yes, because
Speaker 1: I just finished All Stars. Did they finish them? I
Speaker 1: think that they're almost I can't believe we're getting another
Speaker 1: All Stars so soon. That is too much. I'm more
Speaker 1: excited about this one. Who isn't it? Do we have
Speaker 1: like an unconfirmed list of who's in. Yeah, she is.
Speaker 1: That's what we've been waiting for. Is Aria. I don't
Speaker 1: know Asia. I hear Asia is. There's a lot of rumors.
Speaker 1: I think the rumors are, say Cracker Kim, She no Kim.
Speaker 1: She's never doing it. I want her to do it again.
Speaker 1: She won't do it. She doesn't want to. She she's
Speaker 1: a great look queen, but those challenges aren't not her,
Speaker 1: They're not made for her. She would she can see
Speaker 1: all stars, and she knows she would crash and burn.
Speaker 1: But I just think it was by the grace of God.
Speaker 1: She even made the top of three in her own season.
Speaker 1: She has the most followers out of all the queens,
Speaker 1: has the like. There's literally no reason for her to
Speaker 1: do it again. I know, but just her. You just
Speaker 1: want an Asian with the crown, don't you know. It's
Speaker 1: not that, it's just she was just a very I
Speaker 1: think someone should by now. It's insane that that's not sure.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's fine, I I don't I'm particular taste.
Speaker 1: Plastique is there though, plastique, Yes, plastique is all Stars. Fine.
Speaker 1: I just think is Kim Cheese arc was just the
Speaker 1: most emotional arc for me on All Star because she's
Speaker 1: still not even out to her and still to this day,
Speaker 1: which is I am obsessed like you are a superstar
Speaker 1: and just superstar. Yeah, anyway, it's just it's Shakespearean's I
Speaker 1: just love it. Anyway, Um drag race, I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I just gotta give I'll watch eleven. You didn't miss
Speaker 1: anything on this season. I mean, this is the most wooden.
Speaker 1: But Solomon, I think that we can we can say
Speaker 1: that season seven holds up. We can also I can
Speaker 1: make a prediction and I will write in a small
Speaker 1: envelope and put it on top of that desk and listen,
Speaker 1: and I will say season twelve doesn't hold up. And
Speaker 1: in five years, well I'll come back here and we'll
Speaker 1: open it up and during season seventeen, season eleven will
Speaker 1: not hold up. Yes, is what I meant. Yes, I
Speaker 1: don't think it will hold up. I don't think they
Speaker 1: were compelling characters. I think the winner was a five.
Speaker 1: I think that like okay, first of all, in the
Speaker 1: grand scheme, Solomon, I don't think is that great. That
Speaker 1: was the best lip sync, which her heights, both of them.
Speaker 1: Talking about both of them, I do say both of them.
Speaker 1: I am on record saying that I think that was
Speaker 1: a fantastic lipsync both of them, one of the best
Speaker 1: in the serious history. But as a season, the fact
Speaker 1: that that was the only moment, it was the only moment, Solomon,
Speaker 1: we lived two different lives. Well, what is your life?
Speaker 1: What is your life? Look? I think the tensions are
Speaker 1: fantastic Vanjie. I don't think there's been a better description
Speaker 1: of anyone walking down the runway than the way Vanjie
Speaker 1: describes her looks such there's no breath taken, there's no
Speaker 1: she doesn't really describe anything you're visually seeing, which is
Speaker 1: even better. Is great, great hook d drive. I'm serving you, Kake,
Speaker 1: I want boots up down the street, and she's like,
Speaker 1: I think she's wearing heels my dress and I'm looking good.
Speaker 1: I'm still flipping tricks, I'm eating Dick's. I'm doing what
Speaker 1: about needs to do to make sure these see before
Speaker 1: who I am, what I'm doing. They're gonna love this look.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna popping up a lock up, gonna stop and
Speaker 1: get your attitude. And you're not Tod's just walking really fast.
Speaker 1: I do love her, and I actually like most of
Speaker 1: the time I felt she was grand in the runway,
Speaker 1: and I always understood Michelle's critiques, but I was like,
Speaker 1: who cares? That kind of was like Alyssa syndrome where
Speaker 1: it was like you never are mad. Here's the issue
Speaker 1: that I had with because she keeps pointing out the
Speaker 1: body seat issue, which is like, I don't see what
Speaker 1: the problem is like like here, like if that was
Speaker 1: like like compared to the season's past, like but just
Speaker 1: couldn't get as like that. Yeah, we just couldn't get
Speaker 1: their touch like that. Well, this is I think the
Speaker 1: whole This is where the whole like where the conversation
Speaker 1: gets less fun and it's like the whole drag race
Speaker 1: industrial complex stuff at all, where it's like we expect
Speaker 1: so fucking much from these queens exactly. That's why I'm
Speaker 1: having a problem with your like because of comparison to
Speaker 1: like what I saw this season was so freaking amazing
Speaker 1: and none of it was easy Like curious Outfits. I
Speaker 1: think we're some of the and most insane things I've
Speaker 1: seen in my life. Looks right on the way like
Speaker 1: it's you know what's interesting actually, and I'm sorry, sorry,
Speaker 1: sorry to cut anybody off, but I it's it's the
Speaker 1: it's the kind of competition show that demands so much
Speaker 1: that the audience demands so much from its contestants over
Speaker 1: as the series gets bigger and bigger and as it progresses.
Speaker 1: So it's it's not like you're watching Top Chef and
Speaker 1: you're like I'm bored, like I've seen this before, or
Speaker 1: that you're like I wish they would do more like well,
Speaker 1: you know, like they have more resources now, like you know,
Speaker 1: because it's not like Top Chef, you're not thinking that like, um,
Speaker 1: you know, talent competitions. You're not really like snooze snore
Speaker 1: I saw that. You know, this person reminds me of this,
Speaker 1: like maybe on some level, like I guess with Idol
Speaker 1: it sort of happened. But it's like you're like with
Speaker 1: the Project Runway, you're just you're not like they're the
Speaker 1: bar keeps getting raised so much and then it's not
Speaker 1: scaling with the audience and we don't have a sense
Speaker 1: of like how it proportionizes. To me, my only problem
Speaker 1: is this season was void of wit, intelligence, and soul.
Speaker 1: That's what I said it was It's exactly what you
Speaker 1: said ahead in sight make your point on here Last Cultures.
Speaker 1: I said on What the Talk when Matt was hosting
Speaker 1: with Mono Um that at the beginning of season I
Speaker 1: think this is like episode three, it was earlier. I
Speaker 1: came in early and I was like, I don't think
Speaker 1: there's anyone on this season, season eleven, whose brain I
Speaker 1: want to be, like, whoa, what's your mind? Like you
Speaker 1: have such an incredible mind. There's no like Bob or
Speaker 1: Alaska or Katia or you know, Tricksie or um someone
Speaker 1: that's intent like even like Asia, like people who Who's who?
Speaker 1: Who are just so even the fashioned forwardness of Aquaria,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I'm just like, you guys
Speaker 1: are so creative. Wow. And honestly, the closest person that
Speaker 1: came to that I will I will conceive, but I
Speaker 1: will be honest. It is truly the dumbest group of
Speaker 1: its us in the history of the show. Like it
Speaker 1: was because like especially the rest of how the rest
Speaker 1: of the seasons were like these bitches are really genius,
Speaker 1: like and you get like that, like it like it
Speaker 1: would be like it's like it was almost like a
Speaker 1: season of like Derek Barry level intelligence that and I
Speaker 1: just I would just let's just go through it. Tell me,
Speaker 1: Bob the drag queen doesn't win this season walking in. Oh,
Speaker 1: he wanted me to tell me Aquaria doesn't win this
Speaker 1: season walking In not necessarily? Absolutely, she does hands down,
Speaker 1: hands for me? Do you think that against Evie Ali,
Speaker 1: Aquaria doesn't win the season? Wait, what are you talking
Speaker 1: about a queer? No? No, no, I'm not saying winner season.
Speaker 1: I'm saying Aquaria in season eleven wins hands Yeah, sure
Speaker 1: compared to everyone else. Yes, we live two different lives.
Speaker 1: That's crazy to me. I love her so much, but
Speaker 1: she's not like that's probably the only one I will contest. Okay,
Speaker 1: before I used to contest the one before, but then
Speaker 1: I came into no, I think, yeah that that to
Speaker 1: me is a dark horse win the definition of a
Speaker 1: dark horse. I think she was a deserved win, and
Speaker 1: especially going to her shows afterwards, I was like, the winner, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she want. I would say that there were four queens
Speaker 1: in season nine that would be and they were all
Speaker 1: the top. I will that is tough, that's tough, because
Speaker 1: that's I think VI can't hold her own and Evody
Speaker 1: is young enough to just keep going. That's well, yeah,
Speaker 1: young enough to keep going. I'm just saying in terms
Speaker 1: of season eleven, this is my point about season eleven
Speaker 1: is it was a dumbed down season. It was a
Speaker 1: watered down that's like, my yeah, that's like a meaner
Speaker 1: way to say. But I'm gonna be honest with you,
Speaker 1: like one thing that I think would save the fucking Like,
Speaker 1: I get what you're saying, but also I think going
Speaker 1: for I just said, thirty minutes needs to go away
Speaker 1: from the show. Yeah, it's literally what's they're trying to
Speaker 1: drive some weird like I don't understand. It must be
Speaker 1: like ad sales, like they make more money off of
Speaker 1: it or something like, but I just can't imagine. Like
Speaker 1: it's like because at some point, like most of these
Speaker 1: ads are just VH one shows, Give me an hour,
Speaker 1: boy butter and yeah, yeah, I mean I do miss
Speaker 1: that logo aspect of it. To me, the epitome of
Speaker 1: like what was wrong with this season? Where those mari
Speaker 1: esque videos they did at the end of the finale
Speaker 1: that was I actually loved, I did not love because
Speaker 1: I saw them for what they were stupid as fut
Speaker 1: I agree they were stupid, but that was a time filler,
Speaker 1: and I was like, where the funk is Rue? You
Speaker 1: know what I mean? I was like, Rue is not
Speaker 1: here in this part. Like That's what I love is
Speaker 1: when they decide, like Rue doesn't want to do this,
Speaker 1: what are we going to do to fill the time?
Speaker 1: And I hate that. I think. I think it looks
Speaker 1: bad now, but I bet you when you watch it later,
Speaker 1: you're gonna be like, this is so stupid and it's
Speaker 1: so are we gonna watch? Are we gonna look back
Speaker 1: on season eleven nostalgically and be like, oh, what a
Speaker 1: great season because it's actually good, or because the show
Speaker 1: is going to get worse as the years go by.
Speaker 1: Fingers crossed, it gets worse. I'm here for a sticking ship,
Speaker 1: not I like things falling apart from the inside because
Speaker 1: it gives the ability for better things to come along.
Speaker 1: Sure TV better drags, I agree, I agree. And then
Speaker 1: you can just and then you get to enjoy that
Speaker 1: that last queen who's like, no one cares about me,
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, and I love I love a
Speaker 1: queen whose career starts off rocky and doesn't go anywhere.
Speaker 1: I will say this and it was bound to happen,
Speaker 1: Like the show was bound to like down, it releached it,
Speaker 1: it reached its imperial phase. I will say this if
Speaker 1: I'm a drag queen out there right now, I'm fucking
Speaker 1: really trying to get my tape. I'm trying. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get on the show first season twelve, season thirteen,
Speaker 1: the latest, because it's like, bitch, I mean, it's time now,
Speaker 1: because that show is gonna it's gonna start different. I
Speaker 1: mean the ratings are already going down, but it's time now.
Speaker 1: But it's also literally so many other venues are direct.
Speaker 1: Queens are now more accessible than they used to be. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: that is our own network web series that people are
Speaker 1: actually watching, people caring about. Like it's kind of like
Speaker 1: there's like there's names of local queens that are becoming
Speaker 1: more well known, which is I mean, like it's like
Speaker 1: the Mount Queens that I know from year and and
Speaker 1: like like like I never would have known them before,
Speaker 1: and you know them because you saw them on TV
Speaker 1: or on the internet or like you know what you know.
Speaker 1: I mean, Brenna Filter was more book this Pride than
Speaker 1: she's ever been in her life. I mean Brenna is
Speaker 1: everywhere and she's never been on the show. And I
Speaker 1: literally heard about her before I even came to New
Speaker 1: York for a visit. Yeah, she's these were there were
Speaker 1: four queens at this this party last night. Do you
Speaker 1: hear about the party last week? What can you spill
Speaker 1: all the team on this party. There's a party last night.
Speaker 1: There's a party last night. It was fine. Um, it
Speaker 1: was actually it was not It was actually great. And
Speaker 1: I'm really really glad. I say, I say it's fine
Speaker 1: because I'm so fucking hungover and I am on three
Speaker 1: hours of sleep and I went into work and then
Speaker 1: I went into this meeting with Matt this breakfast breakfast, Um,
Speaker 1: it was these four. It was these four drag queens
Speaker 1: West Dakota, um Selena's and um Harry Juku and one other.
Speaker 1: But they went they came on and did Lady Lady
Speaker 1: Marmalan and then little Kim herself pops out during during
Speaker 1: Little Kim herself, this was the scuttle but like there
Speaker 1: like a special midnight performance, special midnight guest like coming
Speaker 1: out and like I had heard from Fran Toronto, deputy
Speaker 1: editor at magazine who organized the party. Um was like
Speaker 1: come come, and then you you were supposed to go.
Speaker 1: I supposed to go, but I had to recording. Now
Speaker 1: I'm on our cartoon President, President, where you can spill
Speaker 1: the t are you were you Pete, I can spill
Speaker 1: all the tea. I'm Ben Shapiro, I'm Mayor Pete, and
Speaker 1: I'm Bill Shine. I love wonderful, great casting. But um yeah,
Speaker 1: lot Kim pops out and she did what was that? Like?
Speaker 1: It was I mean, it was cool. Is she a
Speaker 1: little munchkin? She's a little munch since she sounds nothing
Speaker 1: like she's even better. It's interesting how her timber went
Speaker 1: like goes up. Now she's like, um, you know Manning
Speaker 1: and the guy. Yeah, it was so squeaky because do
Speaker 1: you think you think little Kim on the track and
Speaker 1: it's like deep and husky. It looks like many mouse.
Speaker 1: And now she looks like and she was like she
Speaker 1: was like I love you so much. I'm so happy
Speaker 1: to be celebrating that. It was like kind of kind
Speaker 1: of like jarring, but like, you know what, it's funny.
Speaker 1: Her voice when she speaks is a higher tember. It is,
Speaker 1: it is, it is. But when she's wrapping, maybe she's
Speaker 1: like a reverse Maya. She's a reverse Maya. Maya has
Speaker 1: a husky voice. She speaks and then the second she sings,
Speaker 1: were like, what is this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, so funny.
Speaker 1: But yeah, she was there and it was. It was great,
Speaker 1: it was it was a fun time. Yeah anyway, um,
Speaker 1: but was it was? I gonna say, oh no, yeah,
Speaker 1: but these queens were paid so well for do you
Speaker 1: make good? They make flesh? And Alaska was there too, Alaska,
Speaker 1: And I did see that someone recorded Alaska. Alaska has
Speaker 1: this new song song called Pride that she performed in
Speaker 1: one of the one of the rhymes is something something
Speaker 1: something pride and then and then yeah the next most well,
Speaker 1: nobody died. It's fantastic. Still, well, nobody died. I saw
Speaker 1: her performance Wednesday. Oh great. The opening ceremonies, Oh yes,
Speaker 1: I didn't go to this fucking thing. And Britta was there,
Speaker 1: but I didn't go to this. It was fun. Shaka
Speaker 1: Khan was there, Shaka saying every woman. Uh. She opened
Speaker 1: it with I love you and she has the first
Speaker 1: so no, no, no, she did, um I feel free,
Speaker 1: I feel sorry if I feel for you, then ain't nobody?
Speaker 1: And then she ended with um, I'm every woman great
Speaker 1: wo Shaka is forever Shaka watch what happens last week?
Speaker 1: And Shaka was like um, and he was like, what
Speaker 1: can you tell us about the late Prince? And she
Speaker 1: was like he was lonely she is And then he goes,
Speaker 1: were you guys close and she was like, not in
Speaker 1: the last year, So can you tell us about to
Speaker 1: read the Frankly you're one of her few friends and
Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, well she didn't have time for anyone else.
Speaker 1: Sound like Shaka is it? Shuck is it? And she
Speaker 1: also looks Absolutely and Grace Jones are hands down such
Speaker 1: iconic people in the way they speak and just a
Speaker 1: like a matter of fact about absolutely, like don't bother
Speaker 1: me with that. I don't want to that. It's like,
Speaker 1: what do you think? It's also these women that are
Speaker 1: like still around that like Patty labels of it all,
Speaker 1: like the of it All. It's like whenever Whitney gets
Speaker 1: I forget. Aaron Jackson mentioned the other day that like
Speaker 1: he thinks it was with Patty lived that, which was
Speaker 1: like being she was being asked about Whinney and she
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, you know when Winny got older and
Speaker 1: her voice went away. I never lost my voice. Can't stop.
Speaker 1: You never lost my voice has to be like, wow,
Speaker 1: loop back to the love that ever lost? I never
Speaker 1: lost my voice. I oh my god, that's so fucking
Speaker 1: you know. I think there was one of my favorite
Speaker 1: stories about like I think it was Grace Jones. It
Speaker 1: was four and Bianca Jagger showed up nude and the
Speaker 1: white Horse and Grace Jones is in the corners like
Speaker 1: I did that last year on a white Tiger. I
Speaker 1: think I heard about this, Yes, last year Tiger, and
Speaker 1: I said, if you're listening, maybe you're listening. I think
Speaker 1: you know what you're doing. And I on the field. No,
Speaker 1: she know. She goes, I harnest love for political gain,
Speaker 1: we meet political whatever. And she goes, he we'll meet
Speaker 1: you on that field. And sir, she goes, sir, Love,
Speaker 1: I just want to take this moment to please vote
Speaker 1: for Elizabeth Warren and everything. Yes, please do everything you
Speaker 1: can to get Elizabeth. I am so. I am not so.
Speaker 1: Prior to the debates, I was like fully in the
Speaker 1: tank for Warren. Despite I had given money more money
Speaker 1: to Kamala and now I've given even more money to Kamala,
Speaker 1: and I am a Kamala supporter. I am a Kamala
Speaker 1: and Warren supporter. I support them both. I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to supporting them both all the way to the end
Speaker 1: until they're the final two, and then I'll make They
Speaker 1: took a very cute self and I'm sorry that I'm
Speaker 1: describing it, and he's very like, you know, you don't
Speaker 1: mean to be patronizing. Stop white pejorative towards women. But
Speaker 1: they took us such a cute selfie the night beforeward,
Speaker 1: it was just like it was like, these two facts, Well,
Speaker 1: they do like each other. I genuinely believe that most
Speaker 1: people out there like each other. In fact, like in
Speaker 1: the debate, uh, in the second night debate, they even
Speaker 1: said like I just want to say, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of people that people with great ideas. But um to me,
Speaker 1: it's just like the big story of it is that
Speaker 1: Biden isn't prepared. Yes, And that's what I love, umve
Speaker 1: that that is one thing I truly enjoy about so
Speaker 1: many awful white men is that they just get their
Speaker 1: come up and sometimes definition of privilege. If he if
Speaker 1: he got his come up and if this was a Republican,
Speaker 1: but since he's going up going up against yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it's the definition of privilege to wait to announce
Speaker 1: last coast on your UM. Sorry but Bud, these accomplishments
Speaker 1: the whole fucking time and then act like you are
Speaker 1: like entitled to success in these debates and success in
Speaker 1: this primary. You have a lot of amazing politicians that
Speaker 1: are up there that have been working for this since
Speaker 1: the moment Trump got elected, maybe even before UM and
Speaker 1: I have always been someone who's had his eye on
Speaker 1: Kamala And I actually saw her speak at UH. I
Speaker 1: went to a fundraiser in Los Angeles with Nico Um
Speaker 1: shout Out and Greta and and we all went and
Speaker 1: I gave money, and I was I felt like I
Speaker 1: was watching someone who could be president speak. And she said,
Speaker 1: and she looked everyone in the eyes, and she said,
Speaker 1: I fully intend to win this election. And I bought it.
Speaker 1: And that's the thing about her last night is I
Speaker 1: bought every word she said. And I bought her as
Speaker 1: a leader and as a president, and most importantly, I
Speaker 1: think in the immediate um, in the immediacy of it all,
Speaker 1: I bought her as someone who can make Trump looking stupid.
Speaker 1: But she's she's very good at um forensic stuff. I
Speaker 1: just like debated, like like poking holes in your argument.
Speaker 1: She's much more like she is much more tactful about
Speaker 1: being at attacking people the walk you right up to
Speaker 1: the cliff. She will prosecutor, which is sort of why
Speaker 1: I want Warren more. See, it doesn't matter to me
Speaker 1: which one of them is president. I just think I
Speaker 1: want them both in there as long as possible, and
Speaker 1: I want them and I want them in positions of
Speaker 1: power in our government and the already. But you know,
Speaker 1: I truly just leave a leader I want of those.
Speaker 1: I think it just doesn't make any sense because there's
Speaker 1: a literally for whoever whatever man you want to vote
Speaker 1: for in this primary, there is literally a woman of
Speaker 1: equal greater value than it was insane to even supporting
Speaker 1: couting Marianne. Now. Someone said to me, he's like, let
Speaker 1: me let me. Someone said to me, they were like,
Speaker 1: let me fill out this ticket by you Warren and Booker.
Speaker 1: I'm like, see why. I was like, why when there's
Speaker 1: Kamala there, you get everything more? It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 1: It's it was like it was like when Hillary fucking
Speaker 1: brought Tim Kane on with I was like, who the why? Why?
Speaker 1: The Spanish I don't care l ironic and because he
Speaker 1: was kind of like a centrist, he was the most guy.
Speaker 1: I like, if I would rather have her put a
Speaker 1: cup of tech tapioga pudding in front of me and
Speaker 1: like this is my vice president. Like, well, no, I
Speaker 1: got reminded of another thing Marianne said was just a
Speaker 1: really quick offhand thing. Was she goes, Um, you can
Speaker 1: have a young body, but old ideas, you old ideas.
Speaker 1: It's very funny, honestly, that icon and you know what, So,
Speaker 1: like I said before, so fucking what if she's she's
Speaker 1: not going to make it that far. I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: she like change his minds and like and like change
Speaker 1: his minds for the worst and like makes more people
Speaker 1: anti bax or whatever, which I don't think she actually is.
Speaker 1: But if even if she was an anti bax X homophobe,
Speaker 1: like I said, she is a fun Anita Brant And
Speaker 1: don't we stand they came for her heart? Oh no,
Speaker 1: she should for sure, she should be on TV. For sure,
Speaker 1: she should just be on She should be on TV. No,
Speaker 1: but she Grace Judge, she has she has a blog
Speaker 1: on her loves her. She's a blog on her website. Um,
Speaker 1: and she like posted a clip of her on the
Speaker 1: View and then the title of it was that she
Speaker 1: wrote was Megan McCain, bless your heart, like you try
Speaker 1: to come for me and like you you you told
Speaker 1: me straight up to drop out of this race, and
Speaker 1: I will never do like blah blah bla. She literally said,
Speaker 1: Megan McCain blessed your heart. Megan McCain on the View
Speaker 1: today was like actually nicer than Sonny was. Sonny was like,
Speaker 1: I was embarrassed for her. It was like Sonny was
Speaker 1: like being kind of cool, and Megan McCain was just
Speaker 1: like this provided me so much entertainment. I had a
Speaker 1: bunch of people over. Maybe I'm meaner than you guys,
Speaker 1: but I was laughing my ass off with this, and
Speaker 1: Sonny was like I was embarrassed for her. I was
Speaker 1: really embarrassed for her. Like in my sixteen year old
Speaker 1: son said, what is the president? And I said, oh,
Speaker 1: you have to be as a certain age, but that
Speaker 1: doesn't mean you should. Like it was just like, Okay,
Speaker 1: she's gonna drop out. She's not gonna be sod. He said.
Speaker 1: She thought it made us look stupid as a party.
Speaker 1: And I don't know, I don't think that. I don't
Speaker 1: really think so. I don't think it's bad to have
Speaker 1: a diversity of opinion, even if it's weird opinions. And well, um,
Speaker 1: what was gonna say? What was it gonna say? Oh?
Speaker 1: Fucking god, could you imagine some a worse social situation
Speaker 1: than a fucking viewing party at Megan McCain, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I would scream in so many languages. It was oh
Speaker 1: before we get I don't think so, honey, how's it
Speaker 1: been wearing on trill? Oh my god, yes, I it's
Speaker 1: really I've been really lucky, especially this job. In the
Speaker 1: last tip I had, it's been women run rooms, and
Speaker 1: it is the most efficient fun spaces I've ever been
Speaker 1: in in my life. Get some great people. It's hands down,
Speaker 1: like and like I can't like I'm counting my lucky stars,
Speaker 1: and I'm worried that I will everything we've taken from
Speaker 1: me because it's been way too nice. I'm seen the
Speaker 1: first season now, um, and it's really it makes me
Speaker 1: because I've actually, um, I've known Lyndy West. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: in the book. You're in the book briefly mentioned Solomon Georgia.
Speaker 1: That's my first credit briefly mentioned and shrill by Lyndi. No.
Speaker 1: I I was living in Seattle, and I write when
Speaker 1: I started coming, that's when I became friends here. And yeah,
Speaker 1: so it supposed bananas to be in the room with her,
Speaker 1: because every once in a while we just look at
Speaker 1: each other like TV show, it's so cool, like we
Speaker 1: were like, oh, we were just twenty something not that
Speaker 1: long ago. Now it's like wild, this is bananas. It's
Speaker 1: so cool, and you're it's yeah, like it's so crazy
Speaker 1: how that works out where it's like, you're this qualified,
Speaker 1: amazing comedian writer. Look, I'm amazing qualified. Let's not just
Speaker 1: throw that out amazing qualified, Yes, no, thank you. And
Speaker 1: then you know, and Sudi loves you. She's studio is truly,
Speaker 1: She's studio is study just fucking blows Marianna the water
Speaker 1: terms of I cannot out of the water. Sudi said
Speaker 1: to me that that she goes I will not enthusiastically
Speaker 1: support a man for president. I was like, even if
Speaker 1: a knee and she goes no, I mean she'll vote
Speaker 1: for him. I mean, yes, I was just but I
Speaker 1: was thinking to myself after she said that, I was like,
Speaker 1: she often says things and I'm like, what are you
Speaker 1: talking about? And then fifteen minutes and then fifteen minutes later,
Speaker 1: I'm like, she's right, because she she'll break it down
Speaker 1: for you. Like we had this whole thing. I'm not
Speaker 1: try about saying this. Remember we were at my house
Speaker 1: over this summer and it was right after I had
Speaker 1: worn that dress and read the Frankin funeral, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I mean, she could have dressed appropriately for
Speaker 1: the funeral, and she was like and she was like, no,
Speaker 1: you always take the side of the woman in this situation.
Speaker 1: She would where whatever she wants and it feels good
Speaker 1: to say, and I was like, sudy. And then afterwards
Speaker 1: I was like, no, she's right. Whatever she was, she's right.
Speaker 1: She's always right. And then for and the whip saw
Speaker 1: to that is that Ariana got sucking grows. But that
Speaker 1: was totally separate from what I was saying. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: fuck you for bringing it up. I'm not saying that
Speaker 1: you tied it to that argument. I'm saying, like for
Speaker 1: arian For ari it's like she wore a thing and
Speaker 1: then like that was an invitation and unopened, like like
Speaker 1: an uninvited thing for someone to like fucking her, you know,
Speaker 1: touch her. So that was totally separate from what I
Speaker 1: was saying. No, that's not I'm not. You are by
Speaker 1: bringing it up, you are saying, Okay, you're right, you
Speaker 1: know what I yeah, thank you. By taking no side
Speaker 1: at all, your taking he took my side, neither side neither.
Speaker 1: I see how both of them are right, and I'm
Speaker 1: okay to not select one. And it's actually very monitored
Speaker 1: to hold two conflicting ideas in your head at the
Speaker 1: same just like Joe Biden, just like conflicting ideas. I
Speaker 1: don't think like I feel like he's never approved of
Speaker 1: himself in his head. W yes, like he's I think
Speaker 1: that's all false, bravado. I mean, talk about someone who's
Speaker 1: truly sat there and just as as truly our government
Speaker 1: has fallen into the like separate like sex that it is.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's been involved the whole sucking time. He
Speaker 1: and he just has all these terrible, terrible marks on
Speaker 1: his right, I mean, just as the Anita Hill stuff.
Speaker 1: And if you if we don't have like his career,
Speaker 1: yeah insane, But can we talk about his selection of
Speaker 1: new teeth? Why is it impossible, you know, look good
Speaker 1: like someone once? Finally, said, do celebrities know that teeth
Speaker 1: come in because they just go for the biggest new
Speaker 1: set of chompers and it's bananas because it's so brilliant white.
Speaker 1: It's like, what do you why? My god? Alright, well
Speaker 1: it's time for I don't think it's Yes. This is
Speaker 1: our segment where we take one minute to go off
Speaker 1: on culture. Solomon, the veteran of the form, who came
Speaker 1: up because we had some dropouts, as we do at
Speaker 1: our at our shows, our last Brooklyn show, we had
Speaker 1: a couple dropouts. Solomon was in attendance anyway, He was
Speaker 1: in attendance and we said, literally, can you come up
Speaker 1: after the second half? And he was like absolutely, came
Speaker 1: up fun being killed and I was like, oh, he
Speaker 1: didn't even know he's going to do the show as
Speaker 1: like until like twenty minutes ago. I just have a
Speaker 1: lot of things to be unhappy, and I love that
Speaker 1: a lot of I don't think. So I was just
Speaker 1: flowing through, flowing through. Okay, So let's start with Matt.
Speaker 1: You have something I think I do. I think, I
Speaker 1: mean my I don't think so, honey was Joe Biden?
Speaker 1: But I can I can still do my thing? Yes, Okay,
Speaker 1: I think he's still cand this is Matt Rodgers. I
Speaker 1: don't think so many time starts now, I don't think
Speaker 1: so many hicken Looper, are you what did you do?
Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding you. Do I remember one thing
Speaker 1: you said? I don't think so, honey. Like. It's not
Speaker 1: even about you having bad ideas are bad positions. It's
Speaker 1: the fact that I don't recall anything that happened. I
Speaker 1: know you stood to the left of Maryanne. Literally, I
Speaker 1: know where you were in relation to Maryanne. Bitch, Do
Speaker 1: I remember anything you dinner said? I don't think, Sony.
Speaker 1: I also want to say, I don't think so, honey, Bennett.
Speaker 1: It's called a consonant, bitch. You need to learn how
Speaker 1: to speak words. I think that he should learn how
Speaker 1: to talk, because doesn't know how to talk. I don't
Speaker 1: think something. Second, I don't think so money. Really all
Speaker 1: the white men on the stage except Mayorp, who I
Speaker 1: still like. Maybe he's not the best in Solomon's words,
Speaker 1: but I still like Marapy and I still find an
Speaker 1: impressive five. Second think he is running for vice president
Speaker 1: should be president. I don't think so, honey, But I
Speaker 1: don't think it's honey any of these white and that
Speaker 1: you like swallow? Did you say he would swallow? That's
Speaker 1: a whole different story. That's a whole you know, everyone
Speaker 1: say they too, And I'm like, this is a weird,
Speaker 1: creepy daddy things. As a Seattle and as a Seattleite,
Speaker 1: what what's the I kind of love that that's what
Speaker 1: it is. I kind of love Oh that's fun. Maybe
Speaker 1: that that's what it is. Yeah, but we did, like
Speaker 1: how is Jaz did do it? We were ever in
Speaker 1: the statement. I think I was in the state for
Speaker 1: the very beginning of his term, and it's fine, Like
Speaker 1: it's really one of those places where it's just like
Speaker 1: you can't really mess up because there's enough liberal votes
Speaker 1: that you can. Yeah, he's fine, he's fine. He's fine. Also,
Speaker 1: to Blasio, that was he made one. He made one.
Speaker 1: He had He made one good point about how people
Speaker 1: in this country believe that immigrants have created their situation
Speaker 1: and really that's all corporate. Yeah, and everybody's look at
Speaker 1: his church shine like calm down, he's still. It was truly,
Speaker 1: it was truly one good point. And I do think
Speaker 1: it's like the most direct that that's been said somehow.
Speaker 1: But like what the funk are you doing there, dude? Um?
Speaker 1: The cities on fire? Fucking yeah, hicken Looper and Bennett.
Speaker 1: You know, my two, my two Colorado daddies. So hicken
Speaker 1: Looper is is kind of an interesting I mean yeah,
Speaker 1: like very moderate dude. Really what did he even say?
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I didn't really want I was. I
Speaker 1: didn't watch Live last night, but do not think I'm
Speaker 1: trying to remember. I just watched the whole thing today
Speaker 1: and I like, do not remember any thing that happened. Also,
Speaker 1: Tim Ryan, what the hell? Tim Ryan? Tim Ryan? And
Speaker 1: truly the confidence these men have to even show up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like you can you can call him sick buddy,
Speaker 1: it's you. You're not going to be president. And oh
Speaker 1: and Delane, some of some people are. It's it's interesting.
Speaker 1: There was like a headline it was like Delaney cement
Speaker 1: himself as the ums, like the sad sack of the
Speaker 1: of this stuff. It's like, oh, well, we don't have
Speaker 1: to think of it in those terms. I will say this,
Speaker 1: if you're going to be a boring white guy, at
Speaker 1: least come out there with strong, with an issue. And
Speaker 1: this is what I appreciated about Insley as he made
Speaker 1: it about climate change. He's obviously the climate change candidate,
Speaker 1: and he I think he's not playing to win, and
Speaker 1: that's like fine. At least he's making a dense and
Speaker 1: focusing on coming for a cabinet position, which is like,
Speaker 1: which is brilliant, and it is it is. It is
Speaker 1: definitely trude. But Swallowell too, his thing is guns. And
Speaker 1: I pre she ate someone up there making it about
Speaker 1: gun control because because it's something that because it's not
Speaker 1: right on the type of our tongues right now, we
Speaker 1: forget about. But it is a serious, serious problem, and
Speaker 1: I appreciate someone's up there making it about guns. And
Speaker 1: Jila Brand also, I think it's not playing to win.
Speaker 1: I think she's playing for cabinet or VP, and she's
Speaker 1: making it about a few issues as well, because it's
Speaker 1: brilliant because a fucking the debate questions they were bad.
Speaker 1: He's going to do yes, please do so yeah. I
Speaker 1: mean I literally was about to transition into what I
Speaker 1: think you're doing, so please, by all me I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna mind's not about yeah, by all means,
Speaker 1: explain that we'll discuss it. We'll discuss it after it.
Speaker 1: It might not I might not have too much to
Speaker 1: work off of all this qualifying stop. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: this time starts now. I don't think somebody Chuck Todd,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna go after your fucking looks like your
Speaker 1: little art bangs that you're trying out. You just just
Speaker 1: shave the whole thing. You look great with the bald
Speaker 1: head me and like you're trying to go for like
Speaker 1: real smug and you're bringing this like attitude to all
Speaker 1: your questions and you're like really put your like answer
Speaker 1: the question tense like you You're like you like there
Speaker 1: was not this energy with Savannah or with Um Jose
Speaker 1: or with Um, with with Lester and you and Maddow.
Speaker 1: Maddow was also being like real, like I'm going to
Speaker 1: be bookish and scholarly and and and I relly and
Speaker 1: look at this guy and like I just didn't like
Speaker 1: this whole the whole like tone and tenor of the debates.
Speaker 1: When they were moderating, I was like, I'm not into this.
Speaker 1: Give me Savannah, give me the straits, give me the straits,
Speaker 1: and not Chuck Todd, who you know I'm going to
Speaker 1: consider to be queer because he has art bangs and
Speaker 1: so also you are just so god, you've ruined Meet
Speaker 1: the Press, Meet the Press daily. No way, you run
Speaker 1: that show into the ground. I try to think that honestly,
Speaker 1: Like the questions were so bad. I'm sorry, but these
Speaker 1: issues aren't one issues, so they're gonna need to say
Speaker 1: more than one word. It's like I wish there was
Speaker 1: like some sort of like platform maybe on the internet
Speaker 1: that lets you know exactly what the issues are that
Speaker 1: people are focused. Oh, yeah, there is. There's totally so much,
Speaker 1: like you could have just gotten what was hot the
Speaker 1: trending topics of the day from the internet. He's he's
Speaker 1: a He's not good. Truly, the dumbest questions I've ever
Speaker 1: thought it was could have easily have just been what
Speaker 1: do you guys just think of Trump? Yeah? So, why
Speaker 1: did we need five moderators? Why did we need to
Speaker 1: switch because of fairness or something? I don't know. Fairness
Speaker 1: because there's so many because it split over two nights
Speaker 1: and so they needed like two sets of moderators so
Speaker 1: that they didn't get too fatigue or something. I don't
Speaker 1: know what was one of the moderators the sound person,
Speaker 1: because they for sure that was a joke that was
Speaker 1: like at a fucking veep or some ship that's saying
Speaker 1: that's literally the easiest thing to not mismanage. And it's
Speaker 1: just the first thing they fucked. Oh and then on
Speaker 1: night one, Yeah, that was the night it was about.
Speaker 1: It was like asking warrant about gun control about Parkland.
Speaker 1: It was like kind of so inappropriate, So like, oh god,
Speaker 1: this is so sin a great moment. Yeah, that was rough,
Speaker 1: and I really I mean, whoever told? I think it
Speaker 1: was Suity that said. Someone obviously told Rachel Maddow and
Speaker 1: Chuck Todd their fun together their bit in the beginning
Speaker 1: when Chuck was like, you know, madel I had a
Speaker 1: dream we did this before, and She's like, nope, never,
Speaker 1: this is the first time. I was like, you guys,
Speaker 1: this sucks. What is that Just to ask the question?
Speaker 1: Just do their job. We don't need a bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not here for moderators having fun. Just like honestly
Speaker 1: like or or honestly like, get someone in there who
Speaker 1: can write you a good joke. No, because you have
Speaker 1: to understand they don't have that ability to deliver the joke.
Speaker 1: I believe man does, Matto does will throw down a
Speaker 1: dad joke like no one's business, and Matta will be like, um,
Speaker 1: Nicole Silverver has this great observation that Rachel Mattow will
Speaker 1: like say something like we've got We've got two pages
Speaker 1: out of fucking you know Steve Manuchin's tax returns from
Speaker 1: two thousand fourteen, Grab your popcorn, Like but earnestly is like,
Speaker 1: so get your popcorn ready. It's like, no, you're You're
Speaker 1: the wonkiest fucking person alive, Like literally, you are a wank,
Speaker 1: Like you love this ship and you're the only person
Speaker 1: who's interested in this plus like whatever other like scholarly people. Also,
Speaker 1: I think she truly finds funny is when she just
Speaker 1: explains something so well and I like when she gets
Speaker 1: like the happiest she's ever been. The most she laughs
Speaker 1: is right when she gives the final words to this
Speaker 1: whole like whenever, like every like every inverever bits like
Speaker 1: she's just like and that is why these texts returnsn't matter,
Speaker 1: and you're like and she's just so yeah, she laughs
Speaker 1: at a good point and so happy, like she'll stick
Speaker 1: the landing and she'll be like she'll stick the landing
Speaker 1: and she'll be like, I know, like that's that's Rachel.
Speaker 1: And you're like, and I just talked about the the
Speaker 1: ending of democracy, but here you are just I figured
Speaker 1: it out. I know. I love it though. That's why
Speaker 1: I was when I was in high school. Yeah, same,
Speaker 1: I was. I was like that kid in Molly and
Speaker 1: sucked at it energy the day after Rhodes Scholar Energy
Speaker 1: the day after the election in she gave like the
Speaker 1: perfect sort of like fireside chatty, like opening a block
Speaker 1: and it was like exactly what I needed to hear
Speaker 1: and most of other Americans too. Okay, Solomon, it's time. Okay,
Speaker 1: I have a trouble. Okay, okay, okay, So Solomon Solomon,
Speaker 1: you've told us that you would like to do a trouble.
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to do one. Yes, I have one
Speaker 1: for you. Has a topic, Solomon, Georgia. Your I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Topic is pride and time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Pride. Okay. First of all,
Speaker 1: corporate sponsors, yeah, we get every gay person needs to
Speaker 1: be represented by your fucking brand. Also, why do I
Speaker 1: have to show up to the busiest part of the
Speaker 1: fucking town. I should be rooftop getting high on Molly
Speaker 1: in the fucking morning. Also the morning. Why are you
Speaker 1: happening in the fucking morning? What Stonewall happened at fucking night?
Speaker 1: Why are we up the goddamn fucking morning. Also, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, Pride, Are you kidding me? With
Speaker 1: the floats? What are they? What are these? They're not
Speaker 1: even shapes. I expected that all these queer people can
Speaker 1: put together a decent float, but I get four steps
Speaker 1: and a bunch of dancing go go boys. Where's the flare?
Speaker 1: Where's the fireworks? Where's the artist tree? Where's the fucking
Speaker 1: drag of it? All? Five seconds? And I don't think
Speaker 1: that's honestly, You're right, there's actually no shapes. There's no shapes?
Speaker 1: Are so fucking obnoxious? Well, the only on I was
Speaker 1: on the float? Were you? The only the other big ones? Yes?
Speaker 1: The only big ones are the corporate ones, like the
Speaker 1: only ones that are really embellished in like gorgeous and
Speaker 1: you're like wow, so much hair within craftsmanship is put
Speaker 1: into this? Are the corporate one? There should be a
Speaker 1: giant Judy Garland yes with her head, Yes, just some
Speaker 1: massive just lies Manelli, like there should be more themes
Speaker 1: of things. And that's what really I think. Cut all
Speaker 1: the floats just making a balloon parade and every balloon
Speaker 1: is an iconic actually yes, actually you know you know
Speaker 1: what it is though, Um, the national the nationality floats,
Speaker 1: so they'll how like delegates from different nations will do
Speaker 1: like cultural shows for everybody. It's like it's like it'll
Speaker 1: be like forty people in a grid just like doing
Speaker 1: like a dance. And I'm kind of like, okay, yes,
Speaker 1: like that's what i want. Okay, yes, okay, yes, I'm
Speaker 1: like okay, Like Mexico last year, like had an incredible
Speaker 1: fucking thing, and like god, it's I mean, yeah, I
Speaker 1: find the cultural ones to be like so you are
Speaker 1: you are like narrating the parade. I'm at the grandstand
Speaker 1: and I'm announcing the floats as they combine. Yes, that's
Speaker 1: very fun. Well you shout me out when the other
Speaker 1: two will shout you when the other two flo goes by.
Speaker 1: I don't go on until three pm, so not not
Speaker 1: in the morning, but in the afternoon, so the more
Speaker 1: respectable hour, but the more respectable but the tail end
Speaker 1: it's chill. It's after the big party. We're going to know. Wow, Um,
Speaker 1: I need to sleep in tonight. I don't think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go out tonight. That's respectable. Where you're gonna go
Speaker 1: horse meat. I don't have tickets. I got an extra ticket. Okay,
Speaker 1: we'll have fun. I'm not even cool. I know you are. No.
Speaker 1: I didn't say I had a star. I said someone
Speaker 1: gave me. I didn't have that. That's great, perfect, But anyway,
Speaker 1: everyone's just cool. I look, I get it in three
Speaker 1: hours asleep. Maybe you should take tonight. I might take
Speaker 1: tonight off. Agent queen did see tomorrow. We'll give you
Speaker 1: the info. Okay, I thought you were leaving town. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we thought you were leaving. No, I was just I'm
Speaker 1: just busy next week. Okay, bitch, bitch, Okay, you don't
Speaker 1: have to be Did you hear all my credits? You
Speaker 1: know you don't. You don't have to be sid George.
Speaker 1: I would like to give a quick R. I p
Speaker 1: to he's the one you combine if I have ever
Speaker 1: been called white again? You fish show up on my feeds,
Speaker 1: call me a bit all you like, but you call me.
Speaker 1: Why do you die tonight? You coach number tonight. Solomon's
Speaker 1: tour Diva starts on July five in Washington, d C,
Speaker 1: our Nation's Capital. Honey, if that's on topic, before you
Speaker 1: show it up, if and New and future home to
Speaker 1: Maryanne Williamson herself President Maryanne Williamson. And if you don't
Speaker 1: like that, So we finish every episode with a song.
Speaker 1: And actually before we do, I forgot to tell you.
Speaker 1: I'm mad at you And you don't think this is
Speaker 1: the song of the summer? Me? What song? Come on?
Speaker 1: Go back thought? It's never really oh just because the
Speaker 1: minute come on over and again enough to get over again.
Speaker 1: The music video is fine, it's really good, and it's
Speaker 1: actually appropriating white women culture instead of all the other
Speaker 1: racial culture that's usually appropriate. So this is a big
Speaker 1: step forth Katie a k a. The Mary and Williamson
Speaker 1: of pop. Bye Bye. This has been a Forever Dog
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