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Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are our last break of

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Speaker 1: the day on this Monday started the Yeah, it's been

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Speaker 1: a good show, Steve.

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Speaker 2: Today it's going to be something I've never done before.

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Speaker 3: My closing remarks today is till my morning show staff,

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Speaker 3: who I've worked with the entire time, who has held

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Speaker 3: me down over the years, supported me or encouraged me,

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Speaker 3: uplifted me. But there's another side to this morning show

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Speaker 3: that I've never pulled the curtain back on, and I

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Speaker 3: think it's turned. Sometimes in my busy life, I find

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Speaker 3: myself drifting off from time to time, not being fully engaged. Well,

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Speaker 3: the three police on that show is Mississippi Monica, Shirley

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Speaker 3: Strawberry and Call of for Real. And then they have

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Speaker 3: admonished me on commercial breaks, the rate me, break me down,

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Speaker 3: make me feel inadequate, and then when I come back

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Speaker 3: to be more engaging, all of a sudden, I'm too much,

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Speaker 3: you said, Why'd you say that?

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Speaker 2: Because I'm too much? Let me give you the most

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Speaker 2: recent example.

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Speaker 3: I was texting a business conversation during one of the

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Speaker 3: segments about hip hop. I'm not really engaged because I

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Speaker 3: don't really know hip hop. So I let the experts

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Speaker 3: junior call her talk about hip hop because they more

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Speaker 3: it's their generation and more engaged, and I kind of like,

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Speaker 3: I just pulled myself away. Well, then we come back

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Speaker 3: and they tell me on the commercial break that you've

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Speaker 3: got to be more engaging, so I was.

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Speaker 2: I said, okay, So we come back and we're doing

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Speaker 2: a would you rather?

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Speaker 3: And the question was, Shirley, do you remember the question

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Speaker 3: would you rather have indoor toilet?

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Speaker 1: Or what? Ye would you rather have a live in

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Speaker 1: a house with no heat or a house with no

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Speaker 1: indoor toilet?

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Speaker 3: I felt the necessary to engage because on this show

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Speaker 3: I happened to be the only one who has ever

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Speaker 3: used an outdoor toilet. Well, as I began to express

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Speaker 3: my feelings about being outside as a six year old

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Speaker 3: in the dark with a flashlight, trying to disembowel myself

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Speaker 3: calmly so I can get back to the house, all

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Speaker 3: of a sudden I saw the hate come from my staff.

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Speaker 2: You are too much. Why are you talking about this?

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Speaker 3: Because I'm the only one on this show who has

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Speaker 3: ever had to drag himself across a dirt road with

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Speaker 3: a flashlight at six years old to sit up on

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Speaker 3: the wooden plank with a hole in it, and use

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Speaker 3: the bathroom, get up and walk back across that dark

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Speaker 3: road into my house. Who else do you know has

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Speaker 3: had to do that at six? Do you know the

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Speaker 3: level of manhood it takes to cross a dark road?

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Speaker 3: Pour your past down, sit on a plank of wood

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Speaker 3: with a hole in it, six years old, relieve yourself,

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Speaker 3: fix yourself, and walk back across the street.

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Speaker 2: I've been a man ever since I was six years old.

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Speaker 3: And how dad, they challenged me, traumatizing a young boy,

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Speaker 3: making him go across a dirt road. Shut up all

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Speaker 3: that crying going over there, could act like a little

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Speaker 3: get over there and come back in here, and and

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Speaker 3: you better not drop that flashlight down in that hole.

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Speaker 3: Well why would I do that? Because now how I

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Speaker 3: am I gonna see my way back across this dark road?

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Speaker 3: Those are my clothes remarks today. I just wanted to

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Speaker 3: get that off my chest.

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Speaker 2: Can I say thank you? Don't thank him?

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Speaker 3: And you know what, see right there right there, Junior,

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Speaker 3: Once again, the lack of appreciation for my female co

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Speaker 3: workers co host of this show.

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Speaker 2: The lack of appreciation.

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Speaker 3: I like you, thank you, Tommy, thank you tom To

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Speaker 3: recognize the greatness I'm stunned.

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Speaker 1: You imagine how we feel?

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Speaker 2: Right every day? How do you feel? How do you

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Speaker 2: feel every day? You're here to watch me lay it

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Speaker 2: on the line.

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Speaker 1: I'm sitting at the edge of my seat, concerned about

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Speaker 1: what craziness might come out of your mouth every day.

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Speaker 2: Which surely is all working because edge in your seat

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Speaker 2: is Can you accept that that you went too far today?

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Speaker 1: What is I supposed to do?

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Speaker 2: You don't want me to go far?

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Speaker 1: Where?

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Speaker 2: You want me to go a little?

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Speaker 3: You want me to just go a little, or you

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Speaker 3: wanna go far? We gotta make up your mind. You

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Speaker 3: wanna go all the way, halfway, part way, no way?

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Speaker 2: Which one you want? Tomorrow?

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Speaker 3: On this show tomorrow we will go no way tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna sit here and watch what we do. Lady

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Speaker 3: Hard Morning Show is alive and will remember one thing.

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Speaker 3: Y'all talk to God to think he would absolutely love

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Speaker 3: leave because your coworkers.

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Speaker 2: Don't want.

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