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Speaker 1: My girlfriend called me watching pervy anime with my coworker.

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Speaker 2: That's not the greatest thing to be caught watching, especially

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Speaker 2: with a co worker.

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Speaker 1: Yea, what's going on with that coworker? H hold on,

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Speaker 1: what's going on on those blankets?

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Speaker 2: Is that why you were working late?

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Speaker 1: Anime and chill? To start things off, I'm a healthy

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Speaker 1: and polite guy who watches anime for the sake of

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Speaker 1: entertainment and pleasure, not for a hen or rant or

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Speaker 1: the pervy stuff, rather the cute and funny things.

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Speaker 2: Okay, a a your average everyday anime and anime boy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, we might need a censor some of those words.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, censor hen whoever.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I don't even know if I'm saying that right.

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Speaker 2: Potentially censor both of those please.

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Speaker 1: But my girlfriend thinks that I shouldn't watch anime because

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Speaker 1: that's made for kids. We both like things the other doesn't,

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Speaker 1: which I'm happy about because there's a gray area which

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Speaker 1: I can my private space. Therefore, we have agreement to

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Speaker 1: have two hours of privacy a day. Interesting, now that

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Speaker 1: you know a little bit about me and gain some insight,

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Speaker 1: let's get straight to the points.

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Speaker 2: Do it.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday morning, I got a call from my co worker,

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Speaker 1: pretty good friend and an anime connoisseur as well, saying

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Speaker 1: we had the day off due to some intern problems

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Speaker 1: that had to be sorted out properly. So I thought, well, okay,

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Speaker 1: nice time for some anime. Let's just you know that

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Speaker 1: that sound effect that we put in it's.

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Speaker 2: Like oh yeah, yeah, wow anime. Wow yeah.

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Speaker 1: So I sat down and browsed U beloved interwebs for

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Speaker 1: a new anime that we'd be able to enjoy. About

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Speaker 1: twenty minutes into my research, my coworker called me again,

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Speaker 1: asking to come over right now because he found the

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Speaker 1: anime that he's thrilled to watch. It's about cute animal girls.

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Speaker 1: Blah blah. Half an hour later, I had agreed to

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Speaker 1: watching this so called cute anime with my coworker. He

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Speaker 1: arrived at our apartment and starts watching the anime called

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Speaker 1: Monster Musume. Okay with me, Yes, this is indeed the

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Speaker 1: ex or the the anime, And after a discussion of

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Speaker 1: whether or not to watch it, you know what, I agree,

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Speaker 1: Let's just watch this together, coworker.

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Speaker 2: It's it's for the story. We like the storyline.

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Speaker 1: Yea, I go. I go to the hub for the story.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, you know I did. How did that pizza

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Speaker 2: get delivered?

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Speaker 1: Who did it? You know? Or were the pipes actually clean? Now,

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Speaker 1: keep in mind, my girlfriend does not like anime, and

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Speaker 1: I'm in a healthy relationship with her, So after watching

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Speaker 1: the first he's really like harping on this healthy relationship? Man,

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Speaker 1: How are you so healthy? Why do you keep You

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Speaker 1: can give it up? You know, if it was healthy,

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Speaker 1: you wouldn't need to bring it up all the time. Now,

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Speaker 1: keep in mind, my girlfriend does not like anime, but

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Speaker 1: I'm in a healthy relationship with her, and after watching

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Speaker 1: the first four episodes currently they are eight or nine

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Speaker 1: in total, I had to take a break because it

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Speaker 1: got way too weird. Watch the first episode for yourself

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Speaker 1: to judge. Which, bro, if you know it's weird after

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Speaker 1: the first episode, why keep watching it? Why? Four episodes deep?

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Speaker 2: You control your own destiny?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, it sounds like you were enjoying yourself, you know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is where things got weird. After the break, I

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Speaker 1: got into my room to witness my girlfriend looking at

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Speaker 1: this screen with wide open eyes and being all flustered

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Speaker 1: at the scenery that embraced in front of her. If

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Speaker 1: you can guess there's some keeking an there's some kinky

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Speaker 1: anime stuff on the screen. After that, she just stared

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Speaker 1: at me with frightened eyes, peaked one last time at

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Speaker 1: the screen, and vanished into her room. After that, I

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Speaker 1: told my friend to leave for the day and never

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Speaker 1: watch the show again. The next day today, I woke

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Speaker 1: up at six am to get ready for work and

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Speaker 1: was going into my girlfriend's room to wake her up,

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Speaker 1: but it was too late. But what I witnessed when

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Speaker 1: I went into her room was my girlfriend sitting in

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Speaker 1: front of her computer watching the anime that she had

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Speaker 1: seen my friend and I watch yesterday.

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Speaker 2: Done Done Done.

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Speaker 1: To be clear, she binge watched that anime and two

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Speaker 1: others that were pretty perfect. Well, what have I turned

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend into an anime girlfriend? She told me to

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Speaker 1: get out and locked her room. But there's an edit.

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Speaker 1: There's an update. Uh oh, the door has opened. Surprise, surprise,

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Speaker 1: She had locked a door and watched three more hours

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Speaker 1: of the pripy stuff. Apparently she also watched a show

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Speaker 1: called to Love Rue and just passed out in front

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Speaker 1: of her computer. So that's that. Apparently she wants to

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Speaker 1: show her some Apparently she wants me to show her

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Speaker 1: some more normal anime, and in my glorious moment, I

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Speaker 1: told her I'd be happy to also watch some perfect

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Speaker 1: stuff with her too.

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Speaker 2: So she went total total one to eighty.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so it seems like now she's like a super

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Speaker 1: uber anime girlfriend.

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Speaker 2: Man should have should have shried out the beginning. But

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Speaker 2: here we are.

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Speaker 1: Here we are