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Speaker 1: Daft up by absolutely ruining my country's and national arts

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Speaker 1: museums exhibit. Let's light it on foyer, destroy the history,

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Speaker 1: destroying the culture. That's right, it's back in your nine

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Speaker 1: or ten. We went on a school excusion to the

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Speaker 1: National Art Museum in Canberra in Australia, Oh, to go

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Speaker 1: see all the art and take photos of stuff for

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Speaker 1: an assignments. One of the activities we were required to

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Speaker 1: do was to find images in Jackson Pollock's famous blue poles. Ooh,

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Speaker 1: you blue poles looks like I do not? Is it

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Speaker 1: a bunch of dots? Let's see poles. Ah, it is

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Speaker 1: a bunch of switshes looks like weed. Yeah, it looks

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Speaker 1: like looks like blue random shit, sweet dank. Everyone except

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Speaker 1: me couldn't see how random slather and glob of paint

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Speaker 1: could possibly be a koala. So to help my fellow pupils,

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Speaker 1: I kindly pointed to where this image is on the

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Speaker 1: giant artwork. Only I didn't point I accidentally to it.

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Speaker 1: And if you've ever seen this painting or any pollocks

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Speaker 1: work in person, you'd know that the giant globs of

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Speaker 1: paint never fully dry inside. So there I am standing

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Speaker 1: in the middle of arguably the most expensive painting in Australia,

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Speaker 1: with my finger touching a wet glob of blue paint

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Speaker 1: and four hundred to five hundred people staring at me

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Speaker 1: like I just murdered someone in public. Uh oh. To

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Speaker 1: top it off, I also set the proximity alarm off,

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Speaker 1: which was the loudest alarm I've ever heard. Think jewelry heist,

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Speaker 1: diamond stealing alarm, Like, oh my god, I got my

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Speaker 1: entire school band. I got kicked out of my German

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Speaker 1: elective and had a school assembly about it too. The

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Speaker 1: worst part is now, even years later, you're no longer

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Speaker 1: even permitted to enter in the same room the painting

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Speaker 1: is being displayed in. I went back years later and

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Speaker 1: the entire room is gatted off like a crime scene. Bro,

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Speaker 1: don't touch expensive paintings. You know, sometimes you just want

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Speaker 1: to touch it. Though. You just want to touch it,

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Speaker 1: you want to get you want to feel the culture.

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Speaker 1: I want to stick my finger all into a paint. Yeah, Bro,

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Speaker 1: Jacks and Paulock is like all super ridiculously expensive. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like millions millions of dollars. Let's say what I say, Like,

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Speaker 1: how much is it Okay, so that painting. Guess how

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Speaker 1: much that painting is worth? Two million, three hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty million dollars what? Yes, holy shit? Yeah wow yeah dude,

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Speaker 1: don't touch that shit. Bro. Damn, that's a million dollar

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Speaker 1: glob or you got on your finger right there. Yep.