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Speaker 1: heard in a while, The Jewels Show. What is your

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Speaker 1: day gonna be like today? Is it gonna be one

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Speaker 1: of those days where your beautiful wife gets you an

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Speaker 1: extra large smoothie. It's delicious and you want to drink

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Speaker 1: what you're doing. That's me. That's what I'm going through

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Speaker 1: right now. Is it gonna be a good day or

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Speaker 1: bad day? You'll find out Alex's daily vibration. Let's start

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Speaker 1: to raise a vibe first by not making any more

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Speaker 1: all right, time to raise your vibration by doing your

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Speaker 1: right now, think of a question you guys about a

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Speaker 1: Because you can get a lot of messages through words, symbols,

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Speaker 1: Justice is coming. If either you're scared or happy about that,

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Speaker 1: another Jewbil phone frame Day Mornings. That's twenties. Hello. Hello,

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Speaker 1: Are you for real? Breathe in? And this isn't helping me.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do this. This is not relaxing.

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Speaker 1: tell us what happened? Why do you think that he's

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Speaker 1: Doing pretty good? You have a dirty little secret? Huh

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Speaker 1: be the next is it? That's squat? Yeah? Do you

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Speaker 1: have any evidence for this Lepricorn? I really can't get

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Speaker 1: into detail, but the one I'm gonna get tonight. This

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Speaker 1: dude has been like harassing me my house. A lepricon

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Speaker 1: has been harassing you. Yeah, he's always messing with me

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Speaker 1: and messing with whoever's at my house. It's just like

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Speaker 1: things are old and like he definitely is doing things.

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Speaker 1: And you're sure it's a leprechn Have you seen it.

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Speaker 1: I've seen him for like a split second. I know

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Speaker 1: he's there, and like night, I got it. Good. What

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Speaker 1: do you use for the trap though, because dude, I

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Speaker 1: knew a person once who had the same kind of issue. Really, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so maybe I can help you out a little bit

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Speaker 1: with this. Yeah, see what I mean, Like it's yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's real. The trap. It's hard to like explain it

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Speaker 1: with the phone. It's not like a mix of like

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Speaker 1: a bear trap and like also kind of like one

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Speaker 1: of those old school like you know, the thing falls,

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Speaker 1: a box drops. You know, do you know where he's

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Speaker 1: living in your house or is he coming into your house?

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Speaker 1: He's not in the house, he's around the house. So

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Speaker 1: you know where you can like you know, a guaranteed

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Speaker 1: way to catch one or to find one. Where's that

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Speaker 1: at the end of a rainbow? Right? Yeah, so all

445
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Speaker 1: you have to do is just take your hose. Oh

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00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,359
Speaker 1: this is a good idea, This might this might actually work.

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Speaker 1: I was actually thinking, like how could you when it's funny,

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Speaker 1: take your hose and just spray it and you know,

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Speaker 1: into the light, because it'll make a rainbow in the water,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? When it miss like that

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Speaker 1: you'll make a rainbow in the water. No. I hear

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Speaker 1: what you guys are saying, but like that's kind of

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Speaker 1: like an old wives tale, Like that's actually not true.

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Speaker 1: That's not how they actually is what you're saying. They

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Speaker 1: do that, they tell you. They tell people that so

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Speaker 1: that way you don't ever really catch them wait at

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Speaker 1: the end of a rainbow. Yeah, so it's the government

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Speaker 1: that says that. They don't want people to think that

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Speaker 1: it's real. Oh wow, like I do enough to cover up. Okay,

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Speaker 1: good luck, dude. You know I trust you too. I

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Speaker 1: don't and I believe in you that you can catch

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Speaker 1: a leppercon I do too. And do you know if

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Speaker 1: they're not living at the end of rainbows, where are

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Speaker 1: they or are they just you know, like all over

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Speaker 1: they're all they're all over. Usually in the they're like cats,

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Speaker 1: you know, they can they're like at night like time predators.

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Speaker 1: They don't really do much beside like mischief. You know.

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Speaker 1: I just had a really good idea. So my son,

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Speaker 1: he's nine, he had this book for a bit that

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Speaker 1: says how you can catch a lepricn. It's called How

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Speaker 1: to Catch a Lepricn oh, I just thought of this incidence.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you can borrow that or you can buy it.

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Speaker 1: I'll give you some tips. Yeah, because people write books

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Speaker 1: like that sometimes they are like you. They write the

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Speaker 1: book because people think it's made up, but it's actually

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Speaker 1: a real story. You know. It's like hiding a secret message. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's that's actually I am keeping track of my day

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Speaker 1: to day, you know, Lepricorn hunting, I'm probably going to

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Speaker 1: release a book one day. Oh well, let us know

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Speaker 1: when you do. Sure, we will definitely buy that book. Man,

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Speaker 1: And good luck tonight catching that Lepricn. I hope tonight's night.

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Speaker 1: I hope so too. Guys. All right, bye, good luck? Bye?

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Speaker 1: Ye did you will show on demand? Welcome to the

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Speaker 1: K look alike Channy Jones, Kanye West's new girlfriend sort of,

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Speaker 1: Dave and Buster's early Monday morning after an after party

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Speaker 1: was parting with Dave and if she's a Buster, you know,

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Speaker 1: and she's you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's like HD

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Speaker 1: verse four K compared to Kim K. Yeah, kim K

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Speaker 1: being the four K and I'm English Evan and the

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Speaker 1: coffee pot to the head is now the latest Mortal

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Speaker 1: bit of irony during the Big Game if you watched it.

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Speaker 1: There was a Super Bowl ad this year for avocados

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Speaker 1: of the Colisseum. Did anybody see that I didn't. Well,

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Speaker 1: here's something funny. Right before the game, the US government

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Speaker 1: banned Mexican avocado imports. Yeah, seven million dollars well spent

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Speaker 1: for them. But also, yeah, the price of avocados is

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Speaker 1: about to skyrocket in the country because of that. We

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Speaker 1: It's the government banned avocados from being imported from Mexico.

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Speaker 1: Right now, because if you didn't know this, the avocado

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Speaker 1: game is just like drug trafficking avocado game. No, people

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Speaker 1: die over avocados and Mexico. I'm not even joking yet.

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Speaker 1: And the cartels are involved all of that, and apparently

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Speaker 1: something was going on that the food general person here

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but he got some death threats from

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Speaker 1: the cartels, so then they shut it down. Oh my avocado. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's how serious it is. That's how much people love avocado.

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Speaker 1: I take my avocado very seriously too daily, and I

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Speaker 1: and it better be organic. All right. This is the

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Speaker 1: next story. They let's sit it on over to Alex Presh,

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Speaker 1: who's hanging out with Kanye West's new girlfriend sort of, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: david Busters, david Busters having a lot of coca cola

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Speaker 1: because Channy Jones, the new girl that Kanye West is

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Speaker 1: hanging out with. She was seen walking out of david

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Speaker 1: Big Game, and Kylie Jenner's baby daddy, Travis Scott was

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Speaker 1: there seen parting with her. Did they leave together? They

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Speaker 1: didn't leave together, but they did leave separately, very close together.

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Speaker 1: Whoa dude? How crazy would that be? She got pregnant

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Speaker 1: with Travis Scott's baby? Oh my good. No. If I

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Speaker 1: was Kylie, I don't know if I'd be more like

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Speaker 1: upset that he was parting at daven Busters or that

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Speaker 1: my baby daddy was parting with a look alike of

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Speaker 1: a j She's the JV Kim Kardashian exactly. It's like

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Speaker 1: the wish version. Do you know where she's from? Or

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Speaker 1: she's an Instagram model? Okay, all right, Kanye literally, did

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Speaker 1: sky yes, where a crazy passenger attempted to open the

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Speaker 1: few hours into an American airline's flight. I'm sorry coming in,

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Speaker 1: so the passengers try did he did he get pummeled?

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Speaker 1: He whoa, Yeah, yeah, he did get pummeled by the

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Speaker 1: passengers because they all like rushed him and tackled him.

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Speaker 1: But the finishing move came from a flight attendant who

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Speaker 1: struck him in the head with a coffee pot. That

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Speaker 1: is my spirit actually like Drew Blood. So it definitely

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Speaker 1: good maniac he's doing that. But also you know that

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Speaker 1: flight tennant has sat there so many times when they're

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Speaker 1: in just going man, I wish somebody would today. I

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Speaker 1: want to hit him in the face of the coffee

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Speaker 1: with a coffee pot, any passenger, please God. That's the

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Speaker 1: best thing I've heard. Yeah, you know flight attendants. Now

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Speaker 1: we're going to just start using that as an example. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you just complain a little bit, or you ask for

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Speaker 1: just try to open the exit door? Like, no one,

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Speaker 1: I'm not even close to that you did. They're gonna

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Speaker 1: like add it into their like safety demonstrations. It's like,

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Speaker 1: and if you do this, this is when the coffee

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Speaker 1: It's another Jubile phone frame Mornings. That's twenties. Hello, I

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Speaker 1: know it's fine, I'm gonna take care of this. Oh hi, um,

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Speaker 1: this is Pete Eakins calling from salon? Is this desire? Hi? Yes,

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Speaker 1: thank you for calling me back. Yeah, absolutely so. Apparently

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Speaker 1: you were in here the other day getting your hair

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Speaker 1: done and there's an issue. Yeah. The colored just did

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Speaker 1: not what I wanted at all. Oh my goodness. First,

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Speaker 1: I say, I am so sorry about that. Thank you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was pretty disappointed. Yeah, okay, and you and who

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Speaker 1: was there? Who's your stylist? Rebecca? Rebecca? Okay, yeah, I did,

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Speaker 1: doctor Rebecca, And of course I want to get you

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Speaker 1: back in here and see if we can fix what

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Speaker 1: she did. Awesome, thank you so much. Yeah, no problem.

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Speaker 1: I'll be your stylist too. When okay, when you come in,

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Speaker 1: so hold on one second, I'm just gonna place you

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Speaker 1: had one second? Another one yeah, no, Rebecca, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do it. I'm gonna handle this one, Rebecca. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: I mean I'm so tired of these people complaining. Why

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna get send her out of here

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Speaker 1: with some like a free product, and it's gonna be near.

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Speaker 1: So she's gonna being for a big surprise with the showers. Hello, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll get her for it. I'll get her back for you.

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Speaker 1: Get a buffle hold there, Hey, it's Pete Is. I

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Speaker 1: heard everything you just said. What do you mean you're

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Speaker 1: gonna give me naar? I don't understand what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: could Oh, you didn't actually press the hold button, and

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Speaker 1: I heard everything you just said. How you're gonna give

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Speaker 1: me naar? And my hair's gonna fall out in the shower?

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Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? This is a type of service

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Speaker 1: you provide your customers. Why we would never give anybody naar.

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Speaker 1: We don't even have any narror here. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what you're I just heard you. Well there, you didn't

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Speaker 1: hear me. I don't know what what our whole music

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Speaker 1: is right now. Definitely heard everything you said. How you're

629
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 1: gonna get me back for Rebecca and you'll take care

630
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,000
Speaker 1: of it, and you're gonna send me some products and

631
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: give me a freestyle. But it's gonna be n'ar really okay,

632
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,960
Speaker 1: But you were on hold, is the thing. So maybe

633
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:13,480
Speaker 1: it was a Justin Bieber song because I know we

634
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 1: play him on hold a lot. I'm not don't play

635
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,959
Speaker 1: with me. You know exactly what you just did. And

636
00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. I can't believe you do this to people.

637
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: I will definitely be letting everybody know that I can,

638
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 1: and I'll be going on Google and I'll be making

639
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,320
Speaker 1: a review to let everybody know the type of people

640
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 1: that you are at the salon. I think what happened

641
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 1: is I didn't put you on hold, and then you

642
00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 1: overheard me talking to Rebecca trying to get your rescheduled.

643
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 1: Is that what du Yeah, and exactly what happens. And

644
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,880
Speaker 1: you will not get away with this too, you know

645
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,480
Speaker 1: what a matter of fact, let me just speak to

646
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,880
Speaker 1: a manager right now. Is there any way I can

647
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 1: convince you not to speak to a manager and me

648
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: to speak to a manager? Thank you? All right? Well,

649
00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play you on a brief hold and then

650
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 1: I'll get him. Okay, good, okay, one second, shoot, how

651
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,720
Speaker 1: do you put the whold button stupid hold button. She

652
00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 1: wouldn't have heard me talking about how I want to

653
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 1: naar her hand because he's a complainer. Be Rebecca, where's

654
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 1: the whole button? She heard me talking about how I

655
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 1: wanted to send her with some products from Nair product

656
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: to you know, so she'd be bald because she complained

657
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,319
Speaker 1: about your service. I take the wrong whole button. I

658
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 1: think I got it. Now. Can you check to make

659
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,719
Speaker 1: sure because I'm gonna change my voice when I come

660
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 1: back and pretend to be Paolo are manager because I

661
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: don't want to. I can't have her tell him what

662
00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:23,840
Speaker 1: I was saying. I think I got that thing. Yeah, idiot,

663
00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,359
Speaker 1: you don't know how to work a phone. I heard

664
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:28,800
Speaker 1: everything you just said again, So sorry, my name is Boo.

665
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 1: I just heard you say you're going to change your

666
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 1: voice and pretend to be the manager. Well you know what,

667
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,279
Speaker 1: Actually I'm gonna say something real quick, and I'm sorry

668
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,520
Speaker 1: I've taken it long enough. This is actually sort of

669
00:34:38,560 --> 00:34:41,640
Speaker 1: your fault what you're talking about. If you wouldn't have

670
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: been he's dropping on my conversation. Yeah, I didn't know

671
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,880
Speaker 1: how to put the phone on hole, but you were.

672
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: He's dropping the whole time. You would have heard none

673
00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:48,160
Speaker 1: of that, and then you wouldn't be so angry. So

674
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 1: I guess it's Seriously, it's like the craziest thing I've

675
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 1: ever heard in my life. That is true, because this

676
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:55,200
Speaker 1: is a prank phone call. This is actually Jewel from

677
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:58,160
Speaker 1: The Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you. Your

678
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:04,879
Speaker 1: sister Katie set you up. Oh god. She said that

679
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: you called the salon recently because you didn't like how

680
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 1: they did your hair. You're supposed to go back in there.

681
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: She wanted me to mess with you. Oh. I literally

682
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 1: it was like about to get in my car and

683
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: drive up there. I was so furious. Did Jebel show

684
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: on demand? First day follow up? Phil is on the

685
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 1: phone today for a first date follow up and apparently

686
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,439
Speaker 1: Will went on a wine tasting with a girl who's

687
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 1: not calling him back. Her name is Scarlett, and I'm wondering, Will,

688
00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 1: do you think that maybe she's not calling you back

689
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 1: because you're a mer Low guy and she's a cab gal?

690
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: Is that what it is? I don't I don't know,

691
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,279
Speaker 1: but I definitely I definitely screwed up. Okay, you know,

692
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,560
Speaker 1: you know he screwed up. Okay, before we hear about

693
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,439
Speaker 1: how you screwed up. How long has it been since

694
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: your date? It's been three weeks? Oh yankes. How many

695
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 1: times have you tried to reach out to her? Um? Honestly,

696
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 1: like too much? I think I mean like five times,

697
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 1: and like three of them were after she like did

698
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,680
Speaker 1: respond to me asking her out again, and all of

699
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:08,320
Speaker 1: said was I'm good. Oh, like you said, hey, do

700
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 1: you want to go out? And she said I'm good.

701
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 1: That's good. Not a good sign, obviously, will she hates you?

702
00:36:14,400 --> 00:36:18,080
Speaker 1: What did you do wrong? Well, okay, man, I got

703
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: so drunk on our day. I have no idea, but like,

704
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: oh god, I know that I made a fool of myself.

705
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 1: I know that I definitely made a fool of myself somehow.

706
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,840
Speaker 1: How did you guys meet? Well, we met at the

707
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,040
Speaker 1: dog park. Actually, I mean I don't have a dog,

708
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 1: but it was Saturday, and I was really hung over.

709
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 1: My friend Bill Spot and he's got a dog, and like,

710
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,080
Speaker 1: I don't really like dogs. But he was what He's like,

711
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 1: i'll buy you breakfast if you know, like, if you

712
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 1: go with me to the dog park. So I went.

713
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: So you're hung around a Saturday and your buddy was like, hey,

714
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,680
Speaker 1: I'll buy you breakfast if he's just coming with the

715
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 1: dog park and he's toughed it out, went to the

716
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,000
Speaker 1: dog park even though you don't really like dogs, and

717
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 1: that's where you met her. And just to make sure,

718
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,320
Speaker 1: just to clarify because I have because I know our listener, Scarlett,

719
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:05,839
Speaker 1: the person who's not calling you back is a person, right, Yeah,

720
00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 1: she definitely is. I wasn't still drunk. I was just hungover. Um,

721
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 1: but you tried being at the dog parks hungover, Like

722
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 1: I really like almost feet the whole time. So did

723
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:19,240
Speaker 1: you ask her out or did she ask you out? Um?

724
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: I guess we just started talking and I'm kind of

725
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 1: like that. I just talked to everybody, and I'm pretty

726
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,719
Speaker 1: sure she was into me because she like said, my

727
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,879
Speaker 1: dimple was cute, was cute, I'm super cute. What did

728
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,399
Speaker 1: you guys do for your date? Well? I was going

729
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,799
Speaker 1: to my buddy's birthday party wine tasting that night, and

730
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,879
Speaker 1: I hate wine. But they had a party bus and

731
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: I just asked her if she wanted to go, and

732
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:49,319
Speaker 1: she was down, So like we did that and it

733
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: was a lot of fun, and I mean, she fit

734
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:55,160
Speaker 1: in really well with all my friends, which was which

735
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,880
Speaker 1: was great because like I don't know, like my friends

736
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: are my family. I guess that's good. I mean, that's

737
00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 1: that's cool. It's kind of risky to take someone with

738
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: your friends the first time, too, and you don't like

739
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 1: wine and you don't like dogs. I'm trying to figure

740
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 1: out what you do. Like, Well, I know you like Scarlett.

741
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 1: Who's not calling you back? How was the wine? The wine?

742
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 1: It was disgusting. I think that's where I like, that's

743
00:38:19,960 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 1: what went wrong because I really know that I don't

744
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: like wine, and I think she really likes it anyway,

745
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,239
Speaker 1: but like because I hate it, I was chugging it

746
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:36,399
Speaker 1: and I was so spaced, and my friends started they

747
00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 1: were like egging me on, and then I was really

748
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:44,040
Speaker 1: really trashed. All I remember is I went. I definitely

749
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 1: went back to her place, okay, but and I'm pretty

750
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 1: sure we hooked up. But then I'm not sure if

751
00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 1: I walked or if I got an uber home. Wow,

752
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 1: that sounds a real messy. It was really messy. And

753
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 1: I woke up the next morning in my bed, but

754
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 1: my phone and my shirt were on the front lawn.

755
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 1: What how old are you? I definitely have not I

756
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: don't do this on a regular basis. This was like

757
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: one of the worst occasions. So I've been there before.

758
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: I mean, and she texted you when you ask her out, saying,

759
00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 1: I'm good. Are you sure you want to do a

760
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: first day fall us try another day with her? No,

761
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,960
Speaker 1: for sure, she was really awesome. I definitely want a

762
00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 1: second chance. That's why I'm like doing this because, I mean,

763
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 1: I guess I also want to know what I did

764
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 1: and just like tell her that I'm not a total jackass.

765
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,400
Speaker 1: I'm really not. Okay, So it's kind of like retracing

766
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,239
Speaker 1: your steps and then begging for another date. All right,

767
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 1: Well we'll play a song, comeback, call her, and then

768
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: find out what you did, hopefully and see if we

769
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,719
Speaker 1: can get you another date, which might be impossible right

770
00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: after this. Okay, Okay, that sounds good, thank you. And

771
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 1: I'm definitely like never ever drinking wine again, right, yeah, whine, okay,

772
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,479
Speaker 1: other things sure? All right, well, we'll do it next.

773
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,160
Speaker 1: It's a jewel show. Everybody knows the ceiling, right. You

774
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:00,799
Speaker 1: wake up the next morning after a big first date

775
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 1: that you're really excited about and you don't remember the

776
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: last half of the evening and your shirt and your

777
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: cell phone or on the front lawn, and you're not

778
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 1: at the place that you remember being, and you're in

779
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 1: your own bed, going how did I get here? Everybody

780
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,759
Speaker 1: knows that feeling right? Not everybody does, but Will definitely does.

781
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,560
Speaker 1: And Will is on the phone for a first day

782
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 1: follow up today he's not getting a call back from

783
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: a woman named Scarlett. They met at the dog park

784
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 1: because he says she liked his dimple. He's got one

785
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 1: dimple and she thought it was cute. They struck up

786
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,760
Speaker 1: a conversation. He invited her to go on a wine

787
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,920
Speaker 1: tasting with his friends in a party bus for his

788
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:36,280
Speaker 1: friend's birthday, and apparently Will hates wine. So Will made

789
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 1: the terrible decision of chugging the wine and getting completely hammered,

790
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,840
Speaker 1: and then his friends started egging him on and he

791
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,800
Speaker 1: got even more drunk. And you said that you remember

792
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: that you guys hooked up. Will. I'm pretty sure, Yeah,

793
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 1: we definitely did you. Oh wait, yeah, you weren't definite

794
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: for sure before, so you're definitely sure now. I mean

795
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: that's what I'm like, ninety five percent sure that. But

796
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:02,359
Speaker 1: you don't know how you got home and then you

797
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:05,240
Speaker 1: woke up in your own bed and your shirt and phone.

798
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 1: We're on the front line. Yeah, I think kind of

799
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 1: like hooking up might have been like the last thing

800
00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 1: I kind of remember. Okay, And we're about to call

801
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:17,720
Speaker 1: Scarlett right now and one see if Will can retrace

802
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,919
Speaker 1: his steps from that night and to figure out why

803
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,920
Speaker 1: she's not calling him back, although probably because he got

804
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:26,399
Speaker 1: too drunk. Well, I'm gonna call her right now. Here

805
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:45,760
Speaker 1: we go. Hello, Hi, may I speak to Scarlett? Please?

806
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,359
Speaker 1: Is it her? Hey? Scarlett? How are you? My name

807
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,839
Speaker 1: is Jewel Fresh, and my name is Alex Fresh. And

808
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 1: this is a radio show called The Jewel Show. How

809
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:59,040
Speaker 1: are you doing? Okay? What radio show? We do a

810
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 1: segment on our show that's called the first Date follow Up,

811
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 1: and that's where if you go out on a date

812
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,320
Speaker 1: with someone and ended up ghosting them, they can email

813
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 1: us to get you on the phone and find out

814
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:11,839
Speaker 1: what happened. So you recently ghosted somebody and they wanted

815
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 1: us to call you. Do you know who we are

816
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 1: referring to? Oh? Gosh, msibly, probably Okay, who do you

817
00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:28,680
Speaker 1: think it is? Will? Ye? Yes, his name is Will?

818
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 1: And why are you trying well back? So? Have you

819
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: ever gone out with a guy that you thought was

820
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,120
Speaker 1: really cute and fun and then you got wasted and

821
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: it just turned out to be too much. So is

822
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 1: it just because he got too drunk? Is that why?

823
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 1: I mean kind of? I mean he's definitely a character. Okay,

824
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 1: So I thought he was cute and all he dropped

825
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 1: me off. Well, no, we walked to the door, actually

826
00:42:56,920 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: he walked to the door and we started making out

827
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: and his breath was just so bad. Oh but you

828
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 1: guys really aren't going to believe this. So anyways, we

829
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 1: tried to hook up, but it just wasn't happening. Like

830
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 1: we were falling around. But it was one of those

831
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:18,240
Speaker 1: we were both just too drunk. Yeah, so we're messing

832
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:22,799
Speaker 1: around something around, but we fell asleep. Okay. Then I

833
00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 1: woke up and heard this rustling in my closet and

834
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 1: I just brushed it off because I thought it was

835
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: my dog. Okay, So I woke up, I heard the

836
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: rustling around, and then I started to doze off again

837
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 1: and I heard the door close okay, and I was like,

838
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:44,880
Speaker 1: damn it, I forgot to take out my dog. Oh.

839
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 1: So that's when I woke up and I realized, like

840
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:49,279
Speaker 1: all of a sudden from shock. My dog is in

841
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: the crate, you know, so everything kind of clicked. Okay,

842
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: So it wasn't your dog in the closet. No, And

843
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 1: this is and I still can't believe it. I went

844
00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: to my closet it and I looked in because I

845
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,719
Speaker 1: wanted to know what was happening in there. So I

846
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 1: looked in and there was this mess on the floor.

847
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:15,680
Speaker 1: What was it? It looks like basically that like a

848
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 1: Great Dane that wasn't potty trained? Right? What? Okay? Hold on, Like,

849
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 1: are you you can't even imagine? Did he take a

850
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:29,960
Speaker 1: poop in your closet? I mean just he went to

851
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 1: the bathroom on the floor in your closet and then

852
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 1: left before you couldn't even love it, you mean so gross,

853
00:44:38,719 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 1: Like I'm never interested in talking to this guy again.

854
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:45,239
Speaker 1: Holy crap, you had to pick up his poop? Oh my,

855
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 1: what in the world? He said? You never want to

856
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:49,720
Speaker 1: talk to him again too. That's actually too bad because

857
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:51,279
Speaker 1: guess what, he's on the phone listening and wants to

858
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 1: talk to you. Oh my god, I'm so embarrassed. Oh

859
00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 1: are you sure? Are you sure that was me? Are

860
00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 1: you sure wasn't your dog? I'm sure it was you.

861
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,879
Speaker 1: My dog was locked in a crate. Has that ever

862
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:09,840
Speaker 1: happened to you before? Um? No, my god, of course

863
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:11,520
Speaker 1: that's never. I mean, I happen to know a couple

864
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,399
Speaker 1: of friends of mine, but that's never happened to me.

865
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,520
Speaker 1: And I never drink wine. I know. Oh my god,

866
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,320
Speaker 1: I guess we know why you weren't getting a call back. Wow,

867
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 1: and thank you for telling us. That's Scarlet and Will.

868
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: I can't believe anything I can do to make this better. Scarlet, Bro,

869
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:32,160
Speaker 1: you pooped in my closet? What do you think that's fair?

870
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 1: But like, I truly never drink wine. So you think

871
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:40,719
Speaker 1: if you were drink vodkad this wouldn't have happened. I mean,

872
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 1: I probably still would have. But I mean, I'm just

873
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:51,000
Speaker 1: saying there's like kind of a funny side of this, righty, Oh,

874
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 1: you've pooped in my closet. I know, closet. I know,

875
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: I know, I just we have to keep saying that,

876
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:59,680
Speaker 1: Like I really like you, though, I mean, wait, how

877
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 1: are you mortified right now? Literally? You you took a

878
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 1: dump in her closet. I am mortified. But there's like, truthfully,

879
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 1: like nobody else's closet who I'd rather like hit stop

880
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 1: hit kind of sweet and I was so hammered. I

881
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,480
Speaker 1: really just I must have thought it was a bathroom.

882
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Wow, I'm gonna stop you while you're

883
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 1: not necessarily ahead, but I'll see if I can make

884
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: this in you better? Scarlett, would you like to go

885
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:32,000
Speaker 1: on another date with Will? We'll pay for it before

886
00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,720
Speaker 1: you say no, please, I'm begging you. Let me redeem myself,

887
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:36,279
Speaker 1: like we can go on a date it just me

888
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 1: and you somewhere that has no alcohol at all and

889
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: you can see them like really a good guy. I

890
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:44,200
Speaker 1: do like the party, but I like, yeah, thought you

891
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: were so amazing And if you can just give me

892
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 1: a second chance, I promise I will like use the

893
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:53,040
Speaker 1: proper toilets. I will show you that I'm not like

894
00:46:53,160 --> 00:47:03,279
Speaker 1: an idiot. Scarlett, What do you think I mean? Okay,

895
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. You can take me to the

896
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:07,000
Speaker 1: mall and you can buy me a new pair of

897
00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: leging you ruin my favorite pair that night. I guess

898
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:18,480
Speaker 1: I can give you another try. Wow? Will? What? Congratulations? Wow?

899
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 1: I promise you you will not regret this. Thank you

900
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:26,520
Speaker 1: so much. I'm so excited. Well, congratulations, Will you did

901
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:29,359
Speaker 1: the unthinkable. You did probably the worst thing I've ever

902
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,960
Speaker 1: heard somebody do on a date, and you took a

903
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:35,520
Speaker 1: dump and her closet and you still got a second date. Yeah, dude,

904
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 1: that's impressive. I know. I can't believe it. Thank you, guys,

905
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 1: don't mind problem. The Jewels show on demand, Jebils Dirty

906
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: little Secret. Time for your dirty little secret? Remember text

907
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 1: in four one six one. If you have a dirty

908
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: little secret, you can tell us anything and nobody will

909
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 1: know who you are because we keep everybody anonymous. So

910
00:47:56,640 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: on the phone right now, what's up? Not much? You

911
00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:04,480
Speaker 1: want to tell us a dirty little secret? I'm assuming

912
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,600
Speaker 1: I hope so, because this is their little Secret segment.

913
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 1: And if you didn't, then, um you really what else

914
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 1: to do? Yes? Yes, I do. So I have I

915
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:18,160
Speaker 1: have a co worker and she's you know, you have

916
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: a co worker. I do too. So where do you work?

917
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,800
Speaker 1: There's so much Well I can't I'm not going to

918
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 1: mention where I work. I don't want to bring that up. Okay,

919
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:29,759
Speaker 1: But I have a co worker and she's you know,

920
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 1: a little bit older of a woman, and she's very nosy,

921
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 1: you know, always in everybody's business. And on top of

922
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:44,880
Speaker 1: the nosy, she's extremely loud. That's bad. That's a bad combinations.

923
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: She's old though, and loud. She might just be hord

924
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:52,879
Speaker 1: of hearing. Nope, not hard of hearing. She's not that old.

925
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: Okay and nosy, Yes, like you said, not a good combination. No,

926
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: not a I did something to her, Um, she did.

927
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 1: You're not gonna tell us that there's a body buried

928
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:13,920
Speaker 1: somewhere aware of what? Yeah, there's no, there's no body anywhere.

929
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:20,239
Speaker 1: But she does have this strange skin problem. She's very

930
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: sensitive skin that, you know, being loud, she's told everyone about.

931
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:30,760
Speaker 1: So I did a little something to her lotion. Oh boy, okay, Well,

932
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: so like lotion that's on her desk, the lotion that

933
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 1: sits on her desk that she uses pretty regularly. What

934
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 1: did you do to it? Oh my god? Uh, she

935
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,720
Speaker 1: has eggs amas. So I did want to do something

936
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:47,520
Speaker 1: too terrible where I'd make it like flare up, but

937
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,720
Speaker 1: I just replaced it with you know, a basic lotion

938
00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: that would keep her hands moisturized, so medicated lotion that

939
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 1: she uses for it, like steroid cream. Yeah, yeah, okay,

940
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,480
Speaker 1: and you replace with a regular load. See those are

941
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 1: the dirty little seekers that are interesting to me, like

942
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 1: someone's messing with someone, but just in a way that

943
00:50:05,640 --> 00:50:09,799
Speaker 1: they would never guess. Yeah, it's also like you hear

944
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,359
Speaker 1: it first and you're like, okay, so you're replaced or lotion,

945
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:14,960
Speaker 1: but when you think about it's like, oh, that's actually

946
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 1: kind of messed it. Yeah, So, I mean, is her

947
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,360
Speaker 1: examine getting worse? Does she know? So? The reason I

948
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,840
Speaker 1: called in is because she made a comment this morning

949
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:28,560
Speaker 1: about wondering why she's going through her lotion so quickly,

950
00:50:28,880 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 1: because she's just been pumping it and pumping it, but

951
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,640
Speaker 1: it's not doing anything besides just moisturizing her hand. How

952
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:39,560
Speaker 1: did you did you switch it out about a month ago? Now,

953
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:42,399
Speaker 1: I want to say, so she's been using her non

954
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: medicaid lotion for about a month without knowing it all

955
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: because she's loud and nosy. Yeah, and I had to

956
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:52,040
Speaker 1: call you guys this morning because she said something about it,

957
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:54,240
Speaker 1: and I was surprised that she did, but I almost

958
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:57,000
Speaker 1: fell out of my chair. I guess that's what she

959
00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 1: gets for being a loud and nosy coworker. Head. Yeah,

960
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 1: oh hello, hello, she hung up. She going, yeah, yes,

961
00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 1: she's gone what what she hung up. She said, oh,

962
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 1: ass because he can't say that, and then hung up.

963
00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:19,040
Speaker 1: Oh shoot, what happened? Don't I know what happened? She's

964
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: not on the phone anymore. What happened? Are you? There's

965
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: not there? It's probably because of her loud nosey coworker

966
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: and maybe heard her. Probably I don't know about that.

967
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: That's awkward. She was telling us about her dirty little

968
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:33,000
Speaker 1: secret where she was switching up the lush of her

969
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,399
Speaker 1: a louder nosey co worker. I wonder if she walked

970
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 1: up behind or something like. At first I thought that, Um,

971
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:41,000
Speaker 1: the phone dropped out, and I think she actually hung up.

972
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:43,280
Speaker 1: It sounds like she hung up because she like cussed

973
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:46,400
Speaker 1: like somebody. It would sound like somebody walked in on you.

974
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 1: Why was she telling you at work? Hey, if you're listening,

975
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,960
Speaker 1: called back because I want to know what happened to you. Um.

976
00:51:54,040 --> 00:51:56,399
Speaker 1: I feel like she got caught telling her dirt little secret. Though.

977
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,440
Speaker 1: It's going to be an awkward day the next day

978
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: show on people do all sorts of crazy things to

979
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:05,880
Speaker 1: get attention from their exes, post all kinds of sexy

980
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:08,319
Speaker 1: pictures online after they break up with you, send them

981
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:11,719
Speaker 1: pictures of yourself that will probably never get them back,

982
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,600
Speaker 1: and of course seeing the new person that they're with,

983
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: and then dressing the same as that person, and doing

984
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:17,799
Speaker 1: your hair the same as that person, and then I

985
00:52:17,880 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 1: in the same job as that person, and then driving

986
00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 1: the same car as that person, then showing up everywhere

987
00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 1: they go as that person, and then changing your name

988
00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:25,279
Speaker 1: to the same name as them. Yeah, that doesn't work

989
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 1: out very well usually, but sometimes it does. Call us up.

990
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,319
Speaker 1: Bran now eighty eight three four three one oh six one.

991
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:32,080
Speaker 1: Text in four one oh six one. What's the craziest

992
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: thing that X has ever done to get your attention?

993
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:38,880
Speaker 1: I asked a question why because Kim Kardashian received a

994
00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 1: huge truckload of roses from Kanye unbelievable, Like that is

995
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 1: actually crossing a line. Kim Kardashian has moved on. Kanye

996
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 1: has already had two girlfriends, one that he got rid

997
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 1: of and then one that it looks like Kim Kardashian

998
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,640
Speaker 1: exactly right now, And Kim Kardashian has moved on to

999
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,239
Speaker 1: Pete Davidson. So Kanye's hurt X, and he sent her

1000
00:52:57,280 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: a truckload of flowers on Valentine's Digital producer and jumping

1001
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:02,760
Speaker 1: in here. The moral of the story is that Kanye

1002
00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:05,439
Speaker 1: can have his fun post split up, but the moment

1003
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,359
Speaker 1: Kim starts having hers, it becomes a problem so much

1004
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,520
Speaker 1: that he has to publicly harass her boy her. Yes,

1005
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 1: this was your girlfriend who had just gotten out of

1006
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: her relationship, was finally just deciding to talk to someone

1007
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 1: and put herself out there, and was getting harassed constantly

1008
00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 1: buy her X. You would not be okay with that, right,

1009
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:24,840
Speaker 1: not at all? Or if you were the person in

1010
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 1: that relationship and your X kept doing that to you

1011
00:53:26,719 --> 00:53:29,319
Speaker 1: and you're in a new relationship, it's like, stop, please,

1012
00:53:29,320 --> 00:53:31,560
Speaker 1: please let me alone. What trists me out as Alex

1013
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:32,840
Speaker 1: and I are married, you know, and she shows me

1014
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:35,520
Speaker 1: the Kanye stuff, and my first reaction is would an idiot?

1015
00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:37,279
Speaker 1: But then I think about it more and every single

1016
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 1: time she shows me something Kanye has done to get

1017
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 1: Kim's attention, I'm like, if you divorce me, I'll probably

1018
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 1: do the same thing. Kanye West. He started dating this

1019
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,560
Speaker 1: Kim look alike that looks literally, she wears the same

1020
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 1: things as her, She has a hips like Kim. She's

1021
00:53:49,239 --> 00:53:53,919
Speaker 1: like HD verse four k Yeah, she's Kim Kardashian d Yeah,

1022
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 1: it's a big difference. Call us up. Eight to eight

1023
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one. Text in four

1024
00:53:58,120 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 1: one o six one. What's the craziest way that X

1025
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,839
Speaker 1: has ever tried to get your attention? My most recent ex,

1026
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:04,040
Speaker 1: I was in Las Vegas at a pool party and

1027
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: he showed up and I had no idea that he

1028
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:07,399
Speaker 1: was there. And he walked by me and he was like, hi, Alex.

1029
00:54:07,440 --> 00:54:09,399
Speaker 1: When my husband Jubil was in the bathroom, I'm like, oh,

1030
00:54:09,440 --> 00:54:11,920
Speaker 1: that's not cool, and then he just kept talking. I

1031
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,080
Speaker 1: broke up with a girl once, and then she started

1032
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 1: going on dates and then having all her friends tweet

1033
00:54:16,640 --> 00:54:18,319
Speaker 1: about it that she was going to hook up with

1034
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: this guy she was on a date with. Because I

1035
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: followed them all and they knew that I would see it,

1036
00:54:22,280 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 1: and I was just like, good luck, man, Yeah I

1037
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: didn't do a thing. Eight eight eight three four three

1038
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 1: one h six one. Text in four one oh six one.

1039
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:31,359
Speaker 1: What's the craziest way your ex has tried to get

1040
00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:38,600
Speaker 1: your attention? He was opposite Jewell show, Hello Hello Hello, Hello, Hello,

1041
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 1: Hello Hello. Who's this You have a story of an

1042
00:54:41,920 --> 00:54:44,439
Speaker 1: ex trying to get your attention After you broke up. Yes,

1043
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:47,280
Speaker 1: I do, all right, let's hear it. Back in college,

1044
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:50,799
Speaker 1: me and my ex broke up, and I go back

1045
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:54,280
Speaker 1: to the campus and she decorated basically the whole cafeteria

1046
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 1: with Saints gear. I'm a Saints fan. Bought me a

1047
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:04,160
Speaker 1: Saints Chicky Wow Maddie Bengals and the Saints game in

1048
00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:09,480
Speaker 1: two thousand and sixteen back in Cincinnati, and I had

1049
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:11,200
Speaker 1: no other choice but to go to the game. But

1050
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:15,719
Speaker 1: you're like, man, you know exactly how I wrote me

1051
00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:18,799
Speaker 1: in tagged me. She tagged along with the ticket. So

1052
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:21,200
Speaker 1: she came with me to the game. Oh no, I

1053
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:24,479
Speaker 1: was you didn't get like on camera or anything. And

1054
00:55:24,719 --> 00:55:27,799
Speaker 1: it was a great game. But I didn't take her back.

1055
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 1: At the end, I know she was calling up the

1056
00:55:30,719 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 1: organization being like, I'm sitting in this row and in

1057
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,359
Speaker 1: this seat and this seat. Please do the kiss cam

1058
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:44,640
Speaker 1: on us, do the kiss cam, please the kiss camp? Hello? Hello, Hello, Hi?

1059
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:51,080
Speaker 1: Who's this Hi? Hey? You? Hey you? Who is this you?

1060
00:55:51,160 --> 00:55:56,239
Speaker 1: Hey you? What's your name? My name is George. George, George, dude,

1061
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:58,840
Speaker 1: love you as I X ever done something crazy to

1062
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:00,640
Speaker 1: try to get your attention after you A couple of them.

1063
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 1: So a while back when in my younger days, you know,

1064
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,800
Speaker 1: I had a girlfriend kind of lived about two hours

1065
00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:09,520
Speaker 1: away from me. Found out she was cheating on me

1066
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:13,160
Speaker 1: with somebody else, so I ended the relationship. She called

1067
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:15,600
Speaker 1: me one day about the blue I had already been

1068
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,680
Speaker 1: separated with her for about two to three weeks, told

1069
00:56:18,719 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 1: me she was gonna come see me. I told her

1070
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 1: not to do it. It was a bad idea. I

1071
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 1: already had replaced her with someone else, and she was

1072
00:56:27,600 --> 00:56:30,520
Speaker 1: crazy enough to take the two hour trip where nothing

1073
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 1: but a trench coat showed up at my front door

1074
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 1: while my new person was already with me. Oh, so,

1075
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 1: needless to say, that did not go over well without

1076
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:44,480
Speaker 1: without her trench coat. Wow, So she's to two hour

1077
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 1: trip and nothing but a trench coat and then shut

1078
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 1: up at your door. And then did you answer? And

1079
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 1: she opened the trench coat and then well I didn't answer.

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00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 1: I let my other friend answer. And needless to say,

1081
00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:01,759
Speaker 1: after that, it was really a bing mind. You try

1082
00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:05,960
Speaker 1: to go home. It's amazing, that's amazing. Wow, I had

1083
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 1: no love. Three spake scrubs, you know what I'm call

1084
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 1: us up eight at eight three four three one oh

1085
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 1: six one text in four to six one hit us

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00:57:14,000 --> 00:57:16,240
Speaker 1: up on social at the Jewel Show, all of us individually.

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Speaker 1: I'm a jewel Fresh, I'm at thats all right? Evan

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Speaker 1: on the radio, The Jewel Show on demand