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Speaker 1: Blue a Bring dot com slash. What would you talk

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Speaker 1: about on your on your podcast, Elsent, I have other

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Speaker 1: choice words for you. Scary, but you have one shot

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Speaker 1: at Jamison. Obviously you're calling all pitches. I did. It's

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Speaker 1: so funny, Like I said, I hate whiskey and it's gross.

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Speaker 1: Like I know, Bethany has been trying to get me

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Speaker 1: were at a party and all the guys were doing

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Speaker 1: shots and they go come on, and they dragged me

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Speaker 1: over and I'm like, what are we doing? I thought

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Speaker 1: it was something Jamison. I'm like, oh goodness, gracious, and

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Speaker 1: it wanted to be party pooper. So I did it

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Speaker 1: is a blended whiskey, all right? Well I did it

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Speaker 1: and out she did it. It went down pretty smooth.

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Speaker 1: That's what she said last night. Can I just throw

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Speaker 1: something at your head? Right? Do it? So? Are you

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Speaker 1: going to stay hold on? That was a pen? Scary,

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Speaker 1: but it was a blended pen. She said. I was

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Speaker 1: actually pretty good. I was. That's what she said last night.

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Speaker 1: Was very impressed with it. It wasn't that's what she

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Speaker 1: That's what she said last night to walk out the room,

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Speaker 1: because I don't think about today. If you think about it,

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Speaker 1: anything you say, anyone ending, anyone who says could be

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Speaker 1: interpreted as being true the pervy, your sexist or sexy.

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Speaker 1: But you're that guy. Then if you turn everything into

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Speaker 1: you gotta use it, that friend, but you gotta use

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Speaker 1: it sparingly. I use it sparingly. That's yeah, very she said.

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Speaker 1: All right, So did you open the door to doing

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Speaker 1: shots more in the future now? Yeah, you know that

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Speaker 1: I've only done like two or three shots in my life, really, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I first shot fire the other day. Yes. I was

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Speaker 1: And then I finally did, and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to do it all the time. Jamis

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, comparatively, Yeah, it's not like sex on the beaches. Well. So,

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Speaker 1: and what they do is they sell more jamieson than

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Speaker 1: is because they have these things called banana Jamo shots. Yes,

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Speaker 1: when the banana cuts to Jamison in such a way

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Speaker 1: but we've given quite a quite a lesson in whiskey

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Speaker 1: Daniel just like, just like the other day, though you

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Speaker 1: didn't have any breakfast before you took a shot of fireball?

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Speaker 1: Did you eat at the party? Though? I had eaten

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Speaker 1: you that I know nothing about alcohol. I'm such a

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Speaker 1: so after all that I had gone without liquor for

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Speaker 1: And then he walks around like, oh man, I don't

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Speaker 1: very you drink more, I have fruity pebbles and milk.

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Speaker 1: the cosmos. It was the very white. It was such

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Speaker 1: an amazing drink. And the Jolly Rancher, which had jolly

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Speaker 1: for men and get women saying I get I had

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Speaker 1: delivering it. Well, I mean if I if I order

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Speaker 1: a Michaelo Ultra, is that a problem for anyone here?

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Speaker 1: It's a beer. It's fun. I mean, I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: you gotta have a lot of them to get drunk.

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Speaker 1: But I know, but no, But will I be judged? No, No,

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Speaker 1: I don't think you know. Listen, I'm the first person

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Speaker 1: to not judge anybody. I get Brandy Alexander's and us,

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Speaker 1: you know, and Moscow mules. Actually a manly like white Russian. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not as much as our president, but I do like

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Speaker 1: a white people. No, No, I just wrote that. Yeah, OK,

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Speaker 1: that's a great story jokes. I don't think it's the

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Speaker 1: it's the beer that you would be drinking. I think

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Speaker 1: once you are drinking something named after a child cartoon,

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Speaker 1: and then that's that's where we kind of go. Give me,

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Speaker 1: was drinking yesterday? We went we bought a case of

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Speaker 1: the Seagram's wine coolers, remember them, because because my dad

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Speaker 1: we used to shove our Dolly Ranchers in there. I

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Speaker 1: didn't it have the people called the douche juice, like

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Speaker 1: will take the paint off your car. You remember balls

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Speaker 1: called it was a garana drink. The first the first

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Speaker 1: And the first day I came in, the balls company

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Speaker 1: did an elvis list on failed slogans for balls Guarana

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Speaker 1: There's one of the main reasons I'm here is because

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Speaker 1: they said balls, balls Guarana up that morning and I

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Speaker 1: wrote an elvis list and then if if you're dribbling

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Speaker 1: a little bit of it said you got some balls

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Speaker 1: on your chin? Yeah, yeah, that was part of the

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Speaker 1: part of the Yeah, something like that. A long time ago.

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Speaker 1: of the slogans was these aren't your father's balls, because

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Speaker 1: that was this isn't your father's oldsmanbile was a big

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Speaker 1: It's the tall bottle at the bar Galliano. I don't

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Speaker 1: It sticks out amongst all the other bottles at the park.

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Speaker 1: It tastes like an a zette, like licorice. It's just

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Speaker 1: another it's yellow, but it tastes like black watch the

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Speaker 1: think it's crazy how he just describes the bottle and

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Speaker 1: liquor all the time, like shamboard, the round bottle. Everybody

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Speaker 1: knows that one. Well, everyone knows the teen No look

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Speaker 1: so I sponsor every night. I love how that started. Okay,

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Speaker 1: go back in Danielle, But I have a funny Universal student.

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Speaker 1: How did I remember that? Remember? I think you were

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Speaker 1: but it was. It's interesting as someone who you understand

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Speaker 1: Kale Burger's back. Well. Update, My wife was at Costco

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