1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:05,120 Speaker 1: Jewels Dirty little Secret. It's time for your dirty little secret. 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:07,600 Speaker 1: It's a Jewels show text in four one six one. 3 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:09,040 Speaker 1: If you have a dirty little secret, you can tell 4 00:00:09,119 --> 00:00:12,280 Speaker 1: us anything, literally anything. Nobody will know who you are. 5 00:00:12,320 --> 00:00:14,680 Speaker 1: We keep everybody anonymous. We don't even ask what your 6 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:16,239 Speaker 1: name is. That's why everybody on the phone gets a 7 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:18,880 Speaker 1: fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now to 8 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:23,280 Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret. Batman. Hi, So what's up, Batman? 9 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 1: How are you? I'm good? How are you all? Not 10 00:00:26,280 --> 00:00:29,640 Speaker 1: too bad? Well, it's nice to meet you, big fan, 11 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:33,599 Speaker 1: big fan for a long time. Look, so what's this. 12 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 1: What's the dirty little secret you want to tell us? Batman? Yeah, 13 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 1: so my girlfriend and I live together. Um, and she's 14 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:44,360 Speaker 1: been she's been like just sneezing a lot. Uh it's 15 00:00:44,400 --> 00:00:48,559 Speaker 1: that season why right right, I mean that's what she 16 00:00:48,640 --> 00:00:51,600 Speaker 1: was thinking, you know. But she doesn't have seasonal allergies, 17 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:57,840 Speaker 1: and she she's never had summer allergies like, um, coronavirus. No, 18 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 1: can't you smell? She can smell, but her nose is 19 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,679 Speaker 1: running and like she's got itchy eyes. Um, and she's 20 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:08,839 Speaker 1: super allergic to dogs. But we do not have a dog. Okay, 21 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:12,760 Speaker 1: So so my secret I I it's my fault. I 22 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:17,440 Speaker 1: know why she's sneezing because I am a dog person 23 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:20,760 Speaker 1: and I have been going to the dog park near 24 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:24,800 Speaker 1: our place like a lot, like every weekend, hang out 25 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 1: coming home from work. Yeah, you guys, you don't go 26 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:28,600 Speaker 1: there with a friend who has a dog. You go 27 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:32,800 Speaker 1: there to hang out like a creepy old man. Yeah. 28 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 1: I mean, do you bring your van with tinted windows? 29 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:38,960 Speaker 1: You just go hang out a free candy. Yeah, so 30 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,039 Speaker 1: you don't have a dog, but you just go there 31 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:43,200 Speaker 1: and chill I don't have a dog. I just like 32 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:46,360 Speaker 1: like wing by and chill out and play with the dogs, 33 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:50,600 Speaker 1: and I'm guess I'm bringing home like fur and dancing me. Okay, 34 00:01:51,200 --> 00:01:53,840 Speaker 1: you like dogs that much? The dog moms and dads 35 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 1: at the dog park are like, where's your dog? Are 36 00:01:57,840 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 1: they not asking? Yeah? So yeah, Like the first couple 37 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,720 Speaker 1: of times I would go, you know, people would ask 38 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 1: me where my dog was. I was like, oh, I'm 39 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 1: just I'm just waiting for someone to meet me here. 40 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:09,840 Speaker 1: But then I kept coming back, so I eventually confess 41 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:12,440 Speaker 1: to all of them when they ask, and like, my 42 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:16,120 Speaker 1: girlfriend's super alergic dogs. But I really love dogs and so, 43 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:19,520 Speaker 1: and they're they're actually happy because like they don't have 44 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,639 Speaker 1: to play fetch with their dogs, like will give me 45 00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:27,480 Speaker 1: the toys they as well. I mean I think they 46 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 1: get I mean they're all like dog lovers too, so 47 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,320 Speaker 1: they get it. And I think they're you know, happy 48 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 1: that I'm happy. But it's like, I'm sure some people 49 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,600 Speaker 1: are happy. You think it's weird. The dogs are happy. 50 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:38,720 Speaker 1: They get a break from their dogs where you're throwing 51 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:41,120 Speaker 1: them toys and stuff, so that everybody's happy. This is 52 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:44,600 Speaker 1: a very it's a very innocent, happy, dirty little secret. Also, 53 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,440 Speaker 1: I don't know why the thought of someone without a 54 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 1: dog going to the dog park just to hang out 55 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 1: and play with dogs. It's really creepy to me. But 56 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:56,080 Speaker 1: it's totally innocent. Yeah, yeah, it's totally innocent. But to 57 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:59,320 Speaker 1: everybody but my girlfriends. I mean, she's miserable and I 58 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:02,040 Speaker 1: feel really bad. You should like change your clothes and 59 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 1: wash your hands when you get home, huh, like before 60 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 1: you even come in the house. Yeah, before you know it. 61 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:09,680 Speaker 1: Before you know, she's gonna think you're cheating on her 62 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:11,720 Speaker 1: because you're taking a change your clothes. You're gone for 63 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:15,280 Speaker 1: a little while you come back the next thing. And no, 64 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:18,960 Speaker 1: I swear I'm not cheating. I'm just like I really 65 00:03:18,960 --> 00:03:24,480 Speaker 1: like dogs, ye dog, I'm having a love affair with 66 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,600 Speaker 1: all these dogs. Have you realized that? Pretty much you are. 67 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: You're acting as a dog like watch up, but you're 68 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 1: not getting paid at the moment. Oh yeah, I should. 69 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,120 Speaker 1: I should start churching. I guess that will give you 70 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:38,520 Speaker 1: more of a reason to be there. Go on the 71 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:42,640 Speaker 1: rover up and make some money. Okay, now we're making 72 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:45,720 Speaker 1: some ways, make some cash. If you're going to cheat 73 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,920 Speaker 1: on your girlfriend with dogs, you might as well get 74 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 1: some You might as well get paid for it. Yeah, 75 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:51,920 Speaker 1: there should at least be a little bit of cash 76 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:54,840 Speaker 1: coming away. It's just true. That's true. Well, thank you 77 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:58,720 Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank you. What's 78 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,600 Speaker 1: your dirty little secret?