Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: Kitchen Table.
Speaker 2: A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
Speaker 2: of gambling.
Speaker 1: One bet, another bet, another bet without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 4: And now joined by Bad Larry, Shayan Irving and Dylan
Speaker 4: the Graphics Guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends.
Speaker 3: Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1: Well, through the magic of radio and podcasting, we're able
Speaker 1: to do this. We're in Green Bay and I've got
Speaker 1: Dylan the graphics Guy. Picture Deray Marvin is here and
Speaker 1: then Bad Larry. Are you at the Jersey Shore?
Speaker 4: I am at the Jersey Shore?
Speaker 1: Okay? And uh shaye, where are you?
Speaker 2: I'm in Connecticut?
Speaker 1: Okay? Any headlines here? Anything anybody needs to mention before
Speaker 1: we dive into this.
Speaker 4: Dan, Yeah, you you met my buddy Tom Metcalf. We
Speaker 4: parked in his driveway when we went to the Parker
Speaker 4: House that night. Yeah, he's a Wisconsin Stephens Point grad. Okay,
Speaker 4: so I see you got the basketball coach coming on
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 1: Uh he stopped by.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, if you got any swag, I need a
Speaker 4: Wisconsin Stevens point sweatshirt.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad you brought that up. You could have
Speaker 1: brought that up privately. I don't know what it has
Speaker 1: to do. Got this.
Speaker 3: Everyone was concerned.
Speaker 1: Actually great? Uh, Dylan and Ray and some of the
Speaker 1: back room guys. They had a flip Cup challenge at
Speaker 1: a bar last night, and you guys put on a show.
Speaker 1: Although I think everything that you won in the flip
Speaker 1: Cup competition you lost at the casinos. That sound about right, Neil.
Speaker 3: We did. We We figured the best use of our
Speaker 3: winnings from flip Cup would be to craft a little
Speaker 3: parlay together. And the first game was Warriors plus four.
Speaker 1: So that lost.
Speaker 3: So then that was Dad immediately.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well Jimmy Butler hurt. Yeah.
Speaker 3: We did win some on the tables though, Dan, although.
Speaker 2: We all drinking point beer or what.
Speaker 3: Miller lite?
Speaker 1: Oh don'tkay, Dad, So I don't know.
Speaker 3: This is crazy. The casino we were at last night
Speaker 3: charges for drinks, Like if you're at the table playing,
Speaker 3: you have to pay for drinks. And I thought that
Speaker 3: was insanity.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, usually they want to apply you full of alcohol.
Speaker 3: It ends up usually the like a gin and tonic
Speaker 3: ends up costing me about one hundred dollars there, then
Speaker 3: they're free, but so why do you have to add
Speaker 3: the little tax on top?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Ray, you were going to say.
Speaker 5: I was just going to mention that there's no free
Speaker 5: alcohol there, which is I've never been to a casino
Speaker 5: that doesn't give you free all, not once.
Speaker 2: Okay, they're all like that in Wisconsin or what?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we definitely Oh yeah, uh shay, you were in Dallas.
Speaker 2: I was in Dallas for a week. God's or. Everybody
Speaker 2: was happy and very healthy, big bonded. I'm just happy
Speaker 2: to get that. I got to experience it and show
Speaker 2: my kids what normal life is like outside of New England.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, they have to be excited about the Cowboys
Speaker 1: in the draft. I'm sure, Oh dude.
Speaker 2: They're not. I'm not. I'm scared. I don't like this
Speaker 2: at all. I'm getting nervous again. It's way too early
Speaker 2: in the year. It's freaking April and I'm already I
Speaker 2: got nerves. Danny, It's not fun.
Speaker 1: Okay, But why is Jerry Jones telling people that they
Speaker 1: might be trading up? Like, can't there be an element
Speaker 1: of surprise? Why does they have to always have Jerry
Speaker 1: saying something.
Speaker 2: You know what Jerry's like. Jerry's like and I'm going
Speaker 2: to toe the line here, but Jerry's like a drug addict.
Speaker 2: The first time Jerry got high was with the running
Speaker 2: back trade a long time ago. He's been chasing that
Speaker 2: dragon ever since, and he has lost every trade since then.
Speaker 2: None of them have ever made sense since our.
Speaker 1: That that was his his high. And you can never
Speaker 1: recapture that first time A long time to Okay.
Speaker 2: Got that needle in his arm.
Speaker 1: Okay, I thought you were toeing the line.
Speaker 2: The one I didn't even cook.
Speaker 1: By the way, by the way I saw. I saw
Speaker 1: bad Larry over Easter. But Bad Larry's trying to get
Speaker 1: a hold of me, and he calls Ray. So he
Speaker 1: has he has my name attached to Ray because he
Speaker 1: put it in his phone, so he won't know who
Speaker 1: Ray is unless he puts my name, so he thinks
Speaker 1: he's calling me. And how many times did he call you? Ray?
Speaker 5: So he calls me, He's like Dan, I was like, Larry,
Speaker 5: it's it's Ray. I text you every single day almost,
Speaker 5: and he's like, Okay, sorry to bother you, hangs up,
Speaker 5: calls me.
Speaker 6: Right back, he's like, oh, hey, Dan, I just called
Speaker 6: Ray by accident. I'm like straight, and he's like, you know,
Speaker 6: I'm in Milford. Of like we could go play darts.
Speaker 6: He's like, I'm gonna call Dan. Calls me again, and
Speaker 6: I just dog, I don't answer it.
Speaker 3: And eventually you got to let him figure this one
Speaker 3: out on his head.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I saw Larry had the entire family there
Speaker 1: had uh, well not.
Speaker 3: His other son right at your house? Then no, no, no, god, no, yes,
Speaker 3: I didn't think so no.
Speaker 1: No, he was over at a friend of his around
Speaker 1: the block. We went over.
Speaker 3: There's some neutral territory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh and bad Larry I think stayed up till
Speaker 1: four point thirty playing poker with a couple of young
Speaker 1: kids drinking beer.
Speaker 3: Did he barf again or now?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, that's good.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 1: Like no, but Larry didn't. You don't barf when you
Speaker 1: drink beer. You barf when you do. Man drinks, No,
Speaker 1: man drinks Larry.
Speaker 4: This is this is all Budweiser, Yeah, all bud cans.
Speaker 4: I think we went up with sixty and there was
Speaker 4: we had to go back out on Sunday morning.
Speaker 1: I don't tell bad the Blue laws bad Larry brings
Speaker 1: up his own Budweiser instead of going you know, they
Speaker 1: probably have liquor stores up.
Speaker 3: Here, as if it's like a rare some rare fowl.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, this isn't like spotted cow here in wiscons.
Speaker 2: I missed that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah that you I can't get out. I had
Speaker 1: some spotted cow on tap last night there. Very it
Speaker 1: ain't bad, very very tasty, very tasty. Okay, let's recap.
Speaker 1: Noa Kent to make the cut. He started off great, Hey,
Speaker 1: I was proud of you, bad Larry. You got an
Speaker 1: inside tip on somebody named Noah Kent and he ended
Speaker 1: up eleven over. But did you I don't even know
Speaker 1: what the numbers are, Ray, did you give me? Let's say, Okay,
Speaker 1: bad Larry is at thirteen. You won four and a
Speaker 1: half units last week, Shay lost ten and a half units.
Speaker 1: Let's go and Dylan. Dylan won six units last week.
Speaker 1: We're back then you're still minus twenty Yeah, bad Larry.
Speaker 1: The congratulations there, thank you?
Speaker 4: Ten John Ram stayed to make.
Speaker 1: A cop twenty Oh that was minus one sixty five? Ray?
Speaker 1: Do you want to do the math here to explain
Speaker 1: to why is it you there's always a discrepancy in
Speaker 1: the arithmetic here, always, always, always.
Speaker 3: You entwered it.
Speaker 1: It's it could be better. But Shay, I'll send you
Speaker 1: the sheet.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of blood on here, and I think
Speaker 5: he forgot all.
Speaker 2: Right whatever, all right, all right, all right, send it
Speaker 2: to me. We'll do the math later.
Speaker 1: Okay, sure, Dylan, anything you want to uh recap since
Speaker 1: you actually had a winning weekend for a change, I
Speaker 1: would love to.
Speaker 3: Dan suing Jay him top five, cash it take it
Speaker 3: to the bank. That was it. That was the only
Speaker 3: better one. I lost all the other ones, but it
Speaker 3: was that was plus fourteen hundreds Dylan.
Speaker 5: Dylan went one in seven and still made six units
Speaker 5: on the mask.
Speaker 3: That is me gambling in a nutshell. I know the
Speaker 3: uh and actually Dan, it didn't happen. But you know
Speaker 3: who played very well was Max Homa finished top twelve?
Speaker 3: If you had him winning, yeah, win to Fran Yeah yes.
Speaker 5: Ray also sneaky on the Masters is Sung jay O's
Speaker 5: Ludwig a lot of money. He got triple bogie on
Speaker 5: eighteen that got him why he got top five?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you.
Speaker 3: Know it's nuts too. Do you remember Nick Dunlap shot
Speaker 3: eighteen over on Thursday and then shot two under on Friday,
Speaker 3: like you'd think, I mean, I'd probably withdraw after that
Speaker 3: first You're like, there's no way you can get that
Speaker 3: much better. Oh and one other thing down Bernhard Langer
Speaker 3: to make the cut. He was at two over on
Speaker 3: eighteen with like a four foot par putt and just
Speaker 3: go dropped it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that brings us to a betch this week.
Speaker 1: Now we do you know, obviously NBA, we got hockey,
Speaker 1: you got baseball. We also have the draft as well
Speaker 1: and some golf. So bad, Larry, since you're the leader
Speaker 1: in the clubhouse, what are you gonna go with?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't really have any picks for the draft.
Speaker 4: I think top three picks are well, the top two
Speaker 4: picks are locked, and I just hope the Giants don't
Speaker 4: mess up and not take abdual Carter at three. But
Speaker 4: Dennis a crapshoot after that. So I don't really are
Speaker 4: we betting on the draft? I mean that's crying of crazy, right.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow wow.
Speaker 1: Wait, you're saying I got top. You're saying it's crazy
Speaker 1: to bet on the draft and all the other ship
Speaker 1: that we bet on.
Speaker 4: Wait this way, you're I played three days a week.
Speaker 3: Larry, you just spent You just bet the White Sox
Speaker 3: under for fifteen games in a row.
Speaker 4: Drift games, you guys, Today is the last game you
Speaker 4: can last time you get in on it.
Speaker 1: Well, so far the White Sox are under.
Speaker 3: I don't want to.
Speaker 1: They're ten, twelve and two. You've lost two units.
Speaker 2: On the under.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yes'm we're definitely going over those numbers.
Speaker 1: Oh my, so.
Speaker 4: That'll be full.
Speaker 3: Go look back at twenty five White Sox game to
Speaker 3: h All right, so they've been.
Speaker 4: Like three pushes last week, but go ahead, that's fine.
Speaker 1: What are you betting on? What are you betting on?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm betting on the Detroit Pistons tonight against the Knicks.
Speaker 1: Sure they give me they get one.
Speaker 4: I sending money line meaningless one point? Okay, Detroit money line,
Speaker 4: ham wore is gonna be the number one pick. My
Speaker 4: bookie had a minus twenty thousand. There was twenty thousand
Speaker 4: bucks to one one hundred dollars. Dude, Warry, it's the
Speaker 4: only way you guys are gonna catch me. No, I
Speaker 4: can't bet that. And Travis Hunter is the same thing
Speaker 4: at number two.
Speaker 3: Well, there's others.
Speaker 1: Was bet at number three, then if you want to
Speaker 1: make some money, or bet at five with Jacksonville.
Speaker 3: Or spice it up a little, or just shut up.
Speaker 4: I think I'm gonna I think I'm gonna bet. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna I'm gonna bet Abdual Carter at number three. Give
Speaker 4: me one unit on him being the number three, and
Speaker 4: I don't know what the odds are.
Speaker 3: You're probably gonna five dollars.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think he's like minus two thousand at this point.
Speaker 1: I'll check.
Speaker 3: You're gonna have to You're gonna have to get a
Speaker 3: little outside the top three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you might have to do Sudoor Sanders. Yeah, first
Speaker 1: round or something like that. We'll come back to you.
Speaker 4: My boys, tell me he's twenty one at Pittsburgh. But
Speaker 4: that's no way, no way, boys, he's going he's going
Speaker 4: to Okay, give me one unit on him going twenty
Speaker 4: one at the Steelers.
Speaker 2: All right, you're there are two bets.
Speaker 4: There are my two bets.
Speaker 2: All right, say all right, Danny, I got Golden drafted
Speaker 2: before Mikal Williams plus one sixty. I got the sixth
Speaker 2: pick being Jante. Pretty sure he's French. Got Cowboys drafting
Speaker 2: old Scataboo plus nine hundred. I think that is Jerry
Speaker 2: Move and Luke Cataboo Stataboo where he's a cowboy. Now
Speaker 2: Luther Burden first round plus two thirty, Danny, I think
Speaker 2: the Rams take him in the first.
Speaker 1: Round seems.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, shifty little boy. You know he's he's like
Speaker 2: five ten two oh five. So you remind me of
Speaker 2: a yeah exactly, the Cooper that just got rid of
Speaker 2: just a little tanner.
Speaker 1: Alrighty uh any golf?
Speaker 2: Oh you know it, Danny. I have the California kids,
Speaker 2: Kitty Yama and Morikawa will win plus twelve hundred, top
Speaker 2: ten as well, Kitty Yama Morikawa plus one oh five.
Speaker 2: There's two units there, and then Ray and the Gala
Speaker 2: plus one seventy, top twenty more in Windom laying one
Speaker 2: forty five, two units.
Speaker 1: Danny, all right, they SI he's a team event there
Speaker 1: and it is not in Switzerland. It is non Zurich Man.
Speaker 1: What's it in Louisiana? Yeah? And outside Dolins all right, Dylan,
Speaker 1: Uh got any what anything else?
Speaker 2: Shay? Yeah. The roommates going to Berlin next week, so
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'll be able to be in
Speaker 2: Milford or not. Might have to do it from the
Speaker 2: phone again.
Speaker 3: You're not going to Berlin?
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? I gotta work, Dylan, do you well?
Speaker 2: But I got a jobby job. No, the roommate's going
Speaker 2: to be gone and be dadding it up.
Speaker 3: Oh you got your solo.
Speaker 2: I'm solo with the kids for a week. The roommate
Speaker 2: will be overseas. It's going to be a hail holes.
Speaker 1: Now's the time to stop over.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I should just disappear, but there's nobody to back me up.
Speaker 1: Danny, leave some food out like a cat, your kit.
Speaker 1: He'll be fine.
Speaker 2: They'll be taking care of me. What's gonna happen?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Dylan, all right, Dan draft bets. We
Speaker 3: went over some of these on the show. But Jalen
Speaker 3: Milroe second QB taking plus one thousand, yeah, mister irrelevant
Speaker 3: to be an offensive lineman plus four hundred like that,
Speaker 3: Matthew Golden under seventeen and a half minus one sixty
Speaker 3: five two units on that, y'all, y'all, and then shoulder
Speaker 3: under fourteen and a half plus two eighty and also
Speaker 3: should there to go to the Saints plus eleven hundred
Speaker 3: easy transition, same color scheme. Okay, uh, and then the
Speaker 3: Zurich Classic, I got Andrew Novak and Ben Griffin to
Speaker 3: win plus twenty two hundred.
Speaker 1: Right, we have to elect a new pope. I don't
Speaker 1: know if anybody wants to bet on who the new
Speaker 1: Pope will be, but I do have odds on that.
Speaker 3: I mean, Jean Franco Revasi at plus five thousand. Seems
Speaker 3: like you're stealing money.
Speaker 1: At that point you have Luis Antonio Toggel, who right
Speaker 1: now is the clubhouse favorite to be the next pope.
Speaker 3: Say, I'm going to guess you're you're pulling for a
Speaker 3: conservative pope, right.
Speaker 2: I'm not pulling for anything right because I'm not a papist.
Speaker 2: But I think there's a good price on Turksonko. He's
Speaker 2: a big lib. He's a big Yeah. They've been running
Speaker 2: that way for a while, so you know, might as
Speaker 2: well get somebody there.
Speaker 1: And you don't think that there's any correlation between the
Speaker 1: pope meeting with jd Vance and then the Pope dying
Speaker 1: right after.
Speaker 3: I find it almost impossible for there not to be.
Speaker 2: Oh No, jd Vance was on a secret mission, Uh,
Speaker 2: sent on a mission by the Conservative Catholics that he
Speaker 2: completed that mission, Danny, that's a fact.
Speaker 3: Well, I think that actually makes sense.
Speaker 1: I think Marjorie Taylor probably with second then she.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's not Catholic, though, is she?
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I don't know anything. I don't
Speaker 1: know what she is. She loves the Lord of some sort.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she would be. She would make a good LDS person.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you who I'm going to go with his
Speaker 1: or DSL Pietro Perilin. I'm going Pietro Perilin like that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: as the next.
Speaker 3: Folk, not mateo zupe plus six zoope. Isn't that actually
Speaker 3: soup in Italian?
Speaker 1: I think it is last.
Speaker 3: I'm going for the soup po plus six hundred.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's I just want to know their ages, that's all.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'd like to get somebody in their seventies. Yes.
Speaker 3: Is it unlike the president where you actually want the
Speaker 3: pope to be older?
Speaker 1: I think so. Yeah. Yeah, but you know, maybe a
Speaker 1: pope sixty five sixty eight, get.
Speaker 3: A little, get a little if you don't want them.
Speaker 1: To rever well. But that's kind of what I was
Speaker 1: open for.
Speaker 3: Do you want to be swapping out popes every three years?
Speaker 2: I think it's a fighting we can bet on it more.
Speaker 2: Watch the smoke da kind of.
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, watch the smoke, all that.
Speaker 2: Smoke seventy all right in seventy six.
Speaker 3: Toggles sixty eight.
Speaker 1: Okay, I like that.
Speaker 3: I wonder if they just did the odds based on age.
Speaker 3: They're like, hey, give it.
Speaker 2: There's one of them named a Pizza Bala. That's great, man, all.
Speaker 3: The Italian ones just have I had that.
Speaker 1: I had that last night, pizza the pizza Sabala. Let
Speaker 1: me see anything else that needs to be mentioned here?
Speaker 2: Yeah, did y'all go to the Oval office yet?
Speaker 3: No, we still haven't. We were we were gonna go
Speaker 3: last night, but then we actually stayed at the casino
Speaker 3: longer because we weren't getting absolutely crushed.
Speaker 2: But maybe place in Nina. There's a great place in
Speaker 2: Nina if you offline, if you need the direction.
Speaker 1: They all they were talking about going to a gentleman's
Speaker 1: club last night, and I just said, hey, I gotta
Speaker 1: have you. I gotta have you on board here. This's
Speaker 1: a big deal here, so can't can't have you mailing
Speaker 1: it in or being hungover.
Speaker 3: Never Dan. It is also that's a great financial move,
Speaker 3: is uh to go to the casino and then the
Speaker 3: gentleman's really wake up not regretting anything.
Speaker 1: No, no, you're not gonna lose any money there.
Speaker 2: Deal.
Speaker 3: I'm happy I did all of those things last night.
Speaker 1: You didn't go to the strip.
Speaker 3: Now, might we might go after the depending on how
Speaker 3: the draft goes tonight, Dan, maybe we'll maybe we'll go
Speaker 3: see some draftees there.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, you're gonna have any first round pickure.
Speaker 3: That's that's where you get the actual intel.
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, okay with the shorties, go to the
Speaker 1: peppermint Minnow, I got somebody you got to.
Speaker 2: Ask for that.
Speaker 3: That's in like Appleton, I think.
Speaker 2: Right, Nina peppermint hippo. Sorry, yeah, you gotta ask anyway.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about it, but.
Speaker 3: I just wonder have your people call my people.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all right, that's it. That's it. We've done it.
Speaker 1: Do you think she's still dancing?
Speaker 2: She was a pro Danny, she should be.
Speaker 1: Okay, forgot a gift. You don't hang it up early, gosh,
Speaker 1: Lebron with a twenty year prime. Yeah, there's a five
Speaker 1: tool player tool.
Speaker 2: I starred Danny the whole bit.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: The real question is that she miss you, Shay.
Speaker 2: That's what I want you to find out.
Speaker 1: Well, thanks for joining us. It's been our pleasure to
Speaker 1: uh well try to entertain you and enlighten you. For
Speaker 1: all the wonderful people and some of these other people
Speaker 1: who make this possible. Marvin puts up with this. Uh
Speaker 1: you have Ray d Oh, you have Dylan, you have
Speaker 1: Bad Larry, you have Shan Irving, Shane Irving podcast. Wherever
Speaker 1: you get your podcast, you're still doing it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, Conspiracy Week.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm gonna say, I'm sorry. We're getting that. We're
Speaker 1: getting deepw Okay, the deep state.
Speaker 2: Oh that's always on the mention, Danny. They're everywhere you
Speaker 2: got about you else.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thanks for joining us, and enjoy the draft,
Speaker 1: and we look forward to talking to you next week.
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