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Speaker 1: Jubils dirty little Secret time. You're a dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: text in four one O six one. If you have

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Speaker 1: a secret, you can tell us anything. Nobody will know

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Speaker 1: who you are, so you're free to say whatever. We

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Speaker 1: don't even ask what your name is. That's why everybody

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Speaker 1: who calls in to tell us you're a little secret,

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Speaker 1: it's a fake anonymous nickname. And right now, the name

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Speaker 1: of the collar on the phone. I'm gonna say my

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Speaker 1: favorite type of sandwich. Alex will say hers, and English

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Speaker 1: seven will say his, and that'll be the name of

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Speaker 1: the callar Okay, grilled cheese, turkey bacon. What's up? Grilled

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Speaker 1: cheese turkey bacon. You just like bacon sandwich. I knew

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Speaker 1: you would have a shoe right, bacon bacon. It's a

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Speaker 1: very English thing. Just bacon ya, Woa, so good though

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Speaker 1: I don't know strawborro no, very good, but it's delicious

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Speaker 1: well grilled cheese turkey bacon, which sounds like a good

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Speaker 1: sandwich just in general. Wow, how are you? It's really good?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing all right, just all right? You sound delicious? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that actually does sound good. Write about now. I'm just hungry, okay,

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Speaker 1: so tell us your dirty little secret. All right, So

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Speaker 1: it's kind of like a bad one. But at the

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Speaker 1: same time, whatever, I did it already anyways, So I'll

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Speaker 1: give you a little bit of background on the whole story. So,

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Speaker 1: my family's kind of crazy, a little bit like and

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Speaker 1: we're kind of like a mess. I guess you can

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Speaker 1: say that is just so you know that is every

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Speaker 1: single family in the world is a bit crazy and

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Speaker 1: a bit of a mess. You ever meet those fami

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Speaker 1: where they say that, they're like, we're also crazy, Like

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Speaker 1: you can meet my family will be like, well they're

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Speaker 1: nuts and you over there like you're some of those

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Speaker 1: born people I've ever met. How do you think that? Well,

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Speaker 1: with my family, a lot of us have been I

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Speaker 1: personally haven't, but a lot of us have been kind

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Speaker 1: of in and out of jail. We're really dysfunctional. Yeah, okay, Um,

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Speaker 1: so like my dad, for instance, my dad's pretty much

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Speaker 1: been in and out of jail my whole life. Um

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Speaker 1: so um and his brother same thing, my uncle, um.

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Speaker 1: And he's actually the most recent person in our family

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Speaker 1: to actually, um get locked up. Okay, but is that

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Speaker 1: the thing that like the secret has not many people

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Speaker 1: know that A lot of your family have been arrested

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Speaker 1: like that. No. Um so, well, for instance, my uncle,

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Speaker 1: like I was saying, he's the one, he's the most

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Speaker 1: recent one to go to jail, and the reason his

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Speaker 1: charge is brandtaf auto. He does. But it's not even

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Speaker 1: like it was just like one time. He's done it,

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Speaker 1: Like he's done it multiple times and he just hasn't

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Speaker 1: ever been caught, you know, and the whole family knew

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Speaker 1: about it too. Okay, this is where I guess it

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Speaker 1: kind of gets a little messed up. So my uncle

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Speaker 1: owes me four hundred bucks and he decided he wasn't

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Speaker 1: going to pay me, and I was like, all right,

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Speaker 1: you don't want to pay me my money? And I've

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Speaker 1: asked him repeatedly and it's like, come on, you boost

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Speaker 1: cars like you have, you always slow in cash around

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Speaker 1: and you won't give me my four hundred dollars. Like yeah, right, Like,

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Speaker 1: come on, do something about it. But um so, what

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Speaker 1: I ended up actually doing is I reported his boost

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Speaker 1: seeing cars to the police. I did. I turned him in,

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Speaker 1: I gave them the tip, and now he actually is

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Speaker 1: in jail. Wow, he actually sentence. I love how you

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Speaker 1: did it as well. For no, like any moral reason.

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Speaker 1: It was the fact that he owed you money. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean yeah, like I mean, I didn't really care.

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Speaker 1: Like like I said, We've known for years, so it

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Speaker 1: wasn't like I didn't do it because my guilty conscience

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Speaker 1: or anything like that. Is just like, you give me

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Speaker 1: my money back. Yeah, For all I had to do

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Speaker 1: is give me the Foriger bucks and I probably would

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Speaker 1: be walking around right now. That's amazing, exactly. Too bad

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Speaker 1: there wasn't a reward for him, so you could have

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Speaker 1: got the reward turning him in. That would probably be

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Speaker 1: more than foreigner bucks. Yeah, oh no, there was a reward.

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Speaker 1: Oh nice cashry was or how much I sing on

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Speaker 1: the cake for a thousand bucks? You make money on

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Speaker 1: the deal. That's an invested money. I'm gonna start hanging

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Speaker 1: out with some ward friends that do crime so I

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Speaker 1: could turn me in and make money on the money

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Speaker 1: they owe me. He had a kind of job. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean at first I felt kind of bad, and

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Speaker 1: you know, and that's why I'm like calling now, because

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Speaker 1: I just kind of wanted to see it and get

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Speaker 1: it out of my body in my head, you know.

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Speaker 1: But then I thought, and I was like, if you're

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Speaker 1: going to keep stealing cars. I'm actually doing everybody a fever,

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Speaker 1: and maybe he can think about what he did and

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Speaker 1: come out a better man. I hope. There you go. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: hopefully nobody in your family recognizes your voice right now,

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Speaker 1: or I hope not. You're listening. Yeah, well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for for sure. I won't be lending any more money,

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Speaker 1: that's for sure. Or if you do, just flip it

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Speaker 1: into some more by turning them in. Good job. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dear little secret. Thank you, guys,

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret,