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Speaker 1: All right, guys, here we are last break of the

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Speaker 1: day on this Friday, and before we get to the closing, Steve,

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Speaker 1: you wanted to go back to the would you rather

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Speaker 1: about the el?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Ahead?

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Speaker 1: Okay, well this one is would you rather as an elf? Now?

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Speaker 1: As elf?

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Speaker 2: Right, let's stop right there one second.

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Speaker 3: We said before, I'm gonna step out of this one,

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Speaker 3: and I see and I'm going to let the two

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Speaker 3: love men on the show. Both y'all shorter than me,

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Speaker 3: so we're gonna look elf like people. Go ahead, share

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Speaker 3: what's your what's your week?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather as an elf read all the kids letters?

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Speaker 4: Or make all the kids toys?

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Speaker 2: See that? I have idea. I don't have thought you

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Speaker 2: were out of it. I can't help it. I can't

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Speaker 2: help I got pulled half of you. I'm not an L.

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Speaker 3: But as Santa Claus, I think Junior ought to read

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Speaker 3: the letters and you make the damn toys, because we

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Speaker 3: can get both of these done for these kids. Now,

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Speaker 3: what we're not finn to do is have these kids

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Speaker 3: not getting that damn letter read.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well we got two l's on the damn show.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so one of y'all can read these kids letters,

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Speaker 3: and I'll get your ass back there and make these

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Speaker 3: damn toys.

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Speaker 4: What is your big l ass doing.

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Speaker 3: I'm Santa Claus and their line is the problem? Get

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Speaker 3: these so damn right?

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Speaker 5: So what what? So I'm just saying. So I'm reading

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Speaker 5: the letters. So I take the letters, give them the

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Speaker 5: tim and Tommy go make the toys. Tommy, get the

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Speaker 5: toys to you. That's the that's the that's how we're

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Speaker 5: working it.

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Speaker 3: We gonna we're gonna do our party. They not gonna

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Speaker 3: get the talking now. I'm I'm gonna deliver. Have I

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Speaker 3: missed a single Christmas?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 1: You have not.

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Speaker 2: Roy Santa right here.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm not gonna be out here in this cold

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Speaker 3: flying all around the world.

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Speaker 1: And that's why I.

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Speaker 2: Gotta read the letter. I can't.

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Speaker 4: I know, I can't go.

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Speaker 5: That's I better not head towards that slave. You what

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Speaker 5: you're doing, get back there by the fireplace.

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Speaker 3: Santa Claus is delivering all all his gifts on the

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Speaker 3: Gulf Stream this year. I roll up in the roads, Russ.

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Speaker 3: I ain't no ain't no Windshiel on the slave lips chapin.

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Speaker 4: Hope.

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Speaker 3: He ain't got no damn chimney.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, see that's a beautifu thing. Man.

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Speaker 6: We got it all the team work from the elk Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Pole, South Pole, North Okay.

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Speaker 2: And are you wearing the green and yellow with the

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Speaker 2: shoes with.

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Speaker 4: That, I ain't wearing no taps elsewhere?

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Speaker 2: You got?

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Speaker 4: Whoa what?

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Speaker 3: It's the same uniform. You ain't got the change. You

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Speaker 3: wear the same uniform. Make these toys as you is

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Speaker 3: in that house in that tree when you're making them cooking,

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Speaker 3: you're not feeling, and we're not buying no damn new uniforms.

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Speaker 2: The same uniform you making the keeblerl cooking.

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Speaker 3: It's the same suit your ans it's gonna wear to

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Speaker 3: make these damn toys.

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Speaker 2: Now, Junior, you got to get a new suit.

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Speaker 4: I got I give get one.

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Speaker 2: Matter of fact, time on your way at the tree,

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Speaker 2: pick me up. Want to bring it up to the

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Speaker 2: North Pole. You and them little curl toe shoes.

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Speaker 4: Why are we my favorite?

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Speaker 2: Those are my favorite?

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Speaker 4: Why do I want to wear look like that?

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Speaker 2: That ain't who I am?

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Speaker 3: I don't It ain't what you just ain't what you want.

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Speaker 3: That's him, Tommy, Look at your outfit. I'm not wearing that.

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Speaker 2: You what you about?

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Speaker 4: Tommy?

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Speaker 5: He just pick me up an outfit, lock the tree up,

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Speaker 5: and come on to the north.

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Speaker 2: We can get to work.

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Speaker 4: So what do we what's our roles against? Junior?

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Speaker 1: You're doing what now?

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Speaker 4: I'm reading read the letter from the kids.

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Speaker 6: I make the toys Santa Claus Steve and he drops

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Speaker 6: them off in his jet. Yeah, okay, we're gonna have

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Speaker 6: on Christmas Day. She just show us a picture of

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Speaker 6: the key let I damn show ain't look that's the same.

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Speaker 4: That's Alton Artist. That's the shoes for me.

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Speaker 2: I just told you, and this is gonna be a

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Speaker 2: wonderful Christmas. You don't look. It's amazing. I've always been

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Speaker 2: a proponent of pulling back the curtain. Now y'all know what.

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Speaker 3: Now for the kids that's listening to the show. That's

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Speaker 3: the only way to school with your mama, Neil, Now

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Speaker 3: you know, just being Timmy and Junior this whole.

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Speaker 4: Damn making toys and reading.

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Speaker 2: Levels, making toys and somebody. Yeah that's to keep that's.

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Speaker 3: Yea and Tommy. I know I need them extra cookie

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Speaker 3: with the fluid strips.

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Speaker 1: I don't likes cookie.

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Speaker 4: That's it, y'all. Talk to Santa.

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Speaker 3: He letter here from ill do that and send a

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Speaker 3: letter to Junior. Hey, listen man, that's our show today.

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Speaker 3: Hope you enjoyed it, Laugh and smile, and more importantly,

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Speaker 3: talk to God today.

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Speaker 2: He'd absolutely love to hear from y'all. Stay in peace.

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