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Speaker 1: I'm your host, Kevin Pollock. Yes that Kevin Dog. What's

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Speaker 1: that when Friday? Yeah? No, I don't remember saying I

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Speaker 1: because mine looks like James Heeney. But I digress wide open. Okay,

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Speaker 1: a lot of Niche did the new cotton candy machinery, Ryan,

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Speaker 1: And we don't call it cotton candy because we're a

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Speaker 1: would be delicious. Please Welcome back, founding member and fresh

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Speaker 1: We read some emails while you were gone where people

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Speaker 1: Hey gang, my name is Lauren, and I'm from the wondrous,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what's going on with me. Someone didn't

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Speaker 1: What don't you understand? Conserve my land? Conserving the land

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Speaker 1: boy super cobra. That's a god damn chuper cobra. And

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Speaker 1: get what it means, which one? Thank you for coming,

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Speaker 1: Debrah to the Psychic Reading Network. Thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for having me the studio. I have some good news

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Speaker 1: for you. Do you, guys go on any coffee or

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Speaker 1: diet coke or anything. I'll do a mixture, haven't I? Yes? Please,

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Speaker 1: been lied to. Oh my god. The good news is

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Speaker 1: by me, No, by the people, by the people I

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Speaker 1: a guessing game. Your son, I mean part of me.

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Speaker 1: get back in my desk, I get backing up. But

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Speaker 1: anyone's a little and they do work for my daughter.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't employed a discow. Oh that's your door. Oh

418
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Speaker 1: I thought it was the desk. All right, listen, Jerry, Jerry,

419
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Speaker 1: you're fired. All right, back to you. I want to

420
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Speaker 1: make you so uncomfortable that it logically takes you to

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Speaker 1: h R. What can I do to get that? We're there?

422
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Speaker 1: We're there right now? Oh I'm going wait wait wait

423
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Speaker 1: wait wait wait? What floor do you want to please? Okay,

424
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Speaker 1: you're gonna have to sign in and you gotta tell

425
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Speaker 1: me why you want to go floor too? I have

426
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Speaker 1: an appointment, that's it. Yeah, you can't go to floor

427
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Speaker 1: to what. I'm sorry. I can't let you go up

428
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Speaker 1: the floor too. I have appointment with Derek Marenga. Yeah,

429
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Speaker 1: I know, Derek marange Is. You can't go up there.

430
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Speaker 1: Uh you just leave him on the floor. Let him soak.

431
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Speaker 1: I got three boxes, cop, leave him all on the floor.

432
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Speaker 1: So let him soak on the floor. All right, you

433
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Speaker 1: want to cook? No, I don't need to up alright,

434
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Speaker 1: I just I have I have a twelve tent with

435
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Speaker 1: Derek Marangue on the second floor. You don't you don't

436
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 1: want to take a freak cup? Mr Marina. I'm so sorry.

437
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 1: I don't know what your twelve ten is. You should

438
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 1: be here any minute, Okay, I don't. I know you

439
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:20,080
Speaker 1: don't like to wait, so I'll go check downstairs. So

440
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,440
Speaker 1: it would be great, thank you. You can stack them,

441
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 1: you can if you Okay, fine, fine, I'll take a cup.

442
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 1: I don't want to get one right now. You know

443
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 1: you're just so angry about it before. I don't know

444
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:30,920
Speaker 1: if you would be able to hold it in a way.

445
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,760
Speaker 1: Do they say think pink on them? Yeah, it's a company, okay,

446
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:39,120
Speaker 1: and uh, you know I I am meeting with Ms Marangua.

447
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 1: But what exactly this thing pink? Do? I think? Pink

448
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 1: is a multinational organization with subsidiaries across the world that

449
00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:53,399
Speaker 1: offers products and likenesses. Why are you laughing? I'm watching

450
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:57,360
Speaker 1: a cartoon of I was tickling him. That's my cartoon.

451
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:03,920
Speaker 1: I all time tickling in cartoon. Okay, look, I don't cartoon.

452
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:07,919
Speaker 1: It's a pleasure to meet you. Oh. I love your

453
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 1: breasts the way you've aoay shaped up? Crazy about it.

454
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 1: I'm trying to lose a few ps. No, don't's the beautiful.

455
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: My doctor says it's unhealthy. Well, your doctor doesn't like tits.

456
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 1: You must be an ass man, because let me tell you,

457
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 1: those are lovely be Okay, Kenny, I just wanted to

458
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 1: let you know that your physical checked out great. All

459
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Speaker 1: the tests are Yeah, it's just terrific. I just had

460
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: an issue, UM in one area. I wanted to talk

461
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Speaker 1: to you. Um. Do you belong to a gym? Yeah?

462
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Speaker 1: Twenty for our fitness and zoom and what are we

463
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Speaker 1: working on when we're there? Usually the elliptical, treadmill, a

464
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 1: little bit of everything, cardio, mostly cardio cardio. I'm thinking

465
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Speaker 1: about some upper body strengths. Okay, don't do it. I

466
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Speaker 1: don't do a lot of that. I don't think you

467
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Speaker 1: do any Okay, yeah, so maybe some so like heat down, doctor,

468
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: take the heat down. There's workings. I appreciate the input,

469
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: so I'm not overweight. If I gave you fifty dollars

470
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Speaker 1: to do ten push ups, do you think you could

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Speaker 1: do it? Please? Not for money, right, I'm looking for

472
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 1: something incentive about how about chocolate cream pie? You give

473
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Speaker 1: me a chocolate cream pie for tim push ups? I mean,

474
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Speaker 1: won't the chocolate creampie outweigh the benefit of I'm trying

475
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Speaker 1: to find any kind of incentive to get you to

476
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Speaker 1: do ten and push ups because I don't think you

477
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Speaker 1: can I think you can do three? And I think

478
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Speaker 1: you're gonna tap out? I think you can. I think

479
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:41,920
Speaker 1: you could also think that she's, you know, inappropriate. Look,

480
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Speaker 1: I'm an otherwise fit man with full sized woman's breasts,

481
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: so you a lot of s. Look, you come here

482
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 1: every week to work out, and I just don't understand

483
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 1: what the weight games happening? May you do great? Here?

484
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 1: What the hell do? Is these your pies in your

485
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: in your duffle? Yeah? I get it. I get a

486
00:29:59,240 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 1: few chocolate CREAMI can you keep eating? Pots? Can you chocolate?

487
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,920
Speaker 1: Welcome to Victoria's Secret. You've made the right decision. Embrace

488
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 1: who you are. Did you know that people walk around

489
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: with bras that don't fit them properly? People? I'm turning

490
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Speaker 1: to use like some proper pronouns or whatever, you know

491
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 1: what I mean? Any who, Um, we want to get

492
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Speaker 1: you fitted. And did you know our saying here at

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Speaker 1: Victoria's Secret? What is it I think pink? That's Victoria's

494
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Speaker 1: Secrets mottel, Yeah, because there's a company called Think pink.

495
00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 1: That's not true. It is to look at the look

496
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Speaker 1: at the bottoms on all of these underwear they say pink. Yeah,

497
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Speaker 1: I was just had a building like building with at

498
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Speaker 1: least seven floors that was for a company called Think Pink.

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Speaker 1: They they definitely like are a full like corporate. I'm

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Speaker 1: crazy about the shape of your body that uh like,

501
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 1: I'm a fit man with full size one. Yes, I'm

502
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 1: just here as some underwear, some thongs, but I couldn't

503
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: take my eyes off your body. Thank you. Goo shots

504
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,440
Speaker 1: on the bottom and the top is just are those

505
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 1: not support it at all? No? Not yet. I'm trying

506
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 1: to get a bra. That's amazing tissue. Thank you? Is

507
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: that your own? Yeah, I guess. I mean it's not artificial.

508
00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:19,760
Speaker 1: I would love to ask you to touch them, but

509
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: probably not. Trying to get a read on you want

510
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 1: to them? No, no, well sure I'll settle for that.

511
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, wow, the same squeashy. What's your name? My

512
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:37,560
Speaker 1: name is yeah, yeah, Well I'm from all around, so

513
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: I moved a lot. Okay, well, well this nice salesperson

514
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 1: is still well I have to make an important phone

515
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: call with what with this new Think Pink development. Give

516
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:50,600
Speaker 1: me one second, Mr Secrets. Yeah there's a problem, Mr.

517
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 1: Keep talking. There's supposedly another company that goes that's name

518
00:31:56,960 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: is no, I think pink another company. That's what I'm saying.

519
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 1: Did you hear secrets? I guess that's the guy wh

520
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: owns a company. But why wouldn't it be miss secret?

521
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 1: It's Victoria's secret and it's also Victoria. Do you have

522
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:20,000
Speaker 1: an addressed for that building? Yeah, it's uh seventeen. You

523
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:23,040
Speaker 1: should take your T shirt off? So hot in here.

524
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,960
Speaker 1: Look you're saying, it's a company named Think Ping, Yes, sir,

525
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 1: that's where we have a logo, logo thinking Yeah, huh.

526
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: You give me the word and I'll shut that motherfucker down. Okay,

527
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: the word is shut that motherfucker down by Mr Secrets. Okay,

528
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: I'll take off the shirt for a little bit. So, okay,

529
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: that's not what I was expecting. Honestly, what's going on

530
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 1: in here? You put your hands man your back, Put

531
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: your hands behind your back. That's a beautiful man. All right,

532
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: that's fine. Okay, No, no, we don't expect. Get on

533
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 1: the ground, sir, Get on the ground. I get back

534
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 1: on the ground, doing get your hands off my breast.

535
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sorry that I had to use the force

536
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 1: on the TI My force, not the Star Wars force.

537
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 1: I don't believe in that are you. Okay, your prests

538
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 1: are bleeding. Come all right, thank you, they're bleeding pretty heavily.

539
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 1: Oh they're deflighting. What Hi? Is this the HR Department?

540
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,520
Speaker 1: Yes it is. I am the HR Department. Okay, I'm

541
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: not even fighting it can't tell you for a second

542
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:36,959
Speaker 1: would know. I'm busy. I'm writing emails when you were

543
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: writing emails. I could be you're programming snake in your computer. Yeah,

544
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: I am. Yeah, it's not gonna work. Yeah, I wants

545
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: the YouTube tutorial. It doesn't hand you this letter. Okay,

546
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 1: give me a second, touch this. You can please here again, Guys,

547
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:58,720
Speaker 1: I'm working. Just just shut shut the funk up, you

548
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 1: shut up, you put yours still. I don't give a

549
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: goddamn I'm HR. Okay, just sharpen your teeth. It is freakish.

550
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 1: It's a freaking it's a it's a bone. You can

551
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 1: sharpen a bone. It's not a bone. We just had

552
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 1: this fight last week, and it's not a bone. I

553
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,399
Speaker 1: guess we keep fighting, because do you guess we will? Ken?

554
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:22,560
Speaker 1: Did you get him to touch the letter? Mr? Secret?

555
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,320
Speaker 1: You still have the letter? Yes, you just had to

556
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: get them to touch it. And then our turners could

557
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 1: take it from there. Yes, Mr Secrets Okay, so what

558
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 1: stuff do you do You think from getting them to

559
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,800
Speaker 1: touch the letter you wouldn't believe what's going on in

560
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: that department. Well, I'd love to hear. It's too much

561
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 1: to explain. I'd rather commit Harry Cary Okay, Oh no, man,

562
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:52,320
Speaker 1: that's commitment to a belly cut Gloria in another brown

563
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 1: town already seen too. Yeah, you know, I'm back. It's

564
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 1: a lot. Our final scene comes from Robert, who wrote

565
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: all the kudos to the team of Alchemists. Shout out

566
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Speaker 1: to our all time favorite scene featuring Richard Landry's book signing.

567
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:19,800
Speaker 1: Oh Richard Landry uh with my kids favorite character snoofa

568
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: the beach bum My kids. It brings me such joy

569
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 1: as a parent to see my own teens in a

570
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:33,520
Speaker 1: sea of blah faced earbud wearing high schoolers burst out

571
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Speaker 1: laughing uncontrollably. Wow, that is bringing generations together. Knew we

572
00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,239
Speaker 1: were doing good. Thanks for making them look crazy in

573
00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 1: front of their peers. Speaking of scene suggestion. While recording

574
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 1: their latest episode of Alchemy, this our performers slowly realized

575
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Speaker 1: that they never there never was a podcast, and they're

576
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Speaker 1: all in fact patients and an insane as silent. Thanks

577
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Speaker 1: Robert more Deneaux, I ancestry dot com. Not only is it? Uh?

578
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Speaker 1: Not only can Joey? Can we get it? Not just

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Speaker 1: near the clean rad? Okay? Thanks? Is this dot com

580
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Speaker 1: on my cue? Okay? And three? Why is Joey getting

581
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 1: to do ads? And why is he doing character work?

582
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 1: Craig Chris, It's great to have you back, but we

583
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,280
Speaker 1: just get through this. We can start the show. Okay

584
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 1: on this, guys, I just I've never been asked to

585
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: do in the had read well, you know, neither of I. Okay,

586
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Speaker 1: vanessas on her phone. You know what, guys, is not

587
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: on my phone? Competition, she's on her phone because we're

588
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 1: waiting for youtub idiots to shut the funk up so

589
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: Joey can finish. And sorry Mr pol Yeah, yeah, fine, sorry, James. Nothing.

590
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Speaker 1: I have some startling news and I don't really want

591
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Speaker 1: to shirt with everybody. You don't want would you want

592
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 1: to share it with? How about you just tell each

593
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Speaker 1: of us one of the time. Okay. I don't know

594
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 1: if he can handle it. Have you ever heard of

595
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 1: the algorithm? But the story of the cave with the

596
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 1: guys in the shadows and the fires. Allegory of the allegory. Yeah,

597
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:02,040
Speaker 1: it's allegory is the word that's looking forward. I don't

598
00:37:02,080 --> 00:37:04,439
Speaker 1: want to be killed. That's not what it's about. Okay,

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Speaker 1: have to do with ancestry dot com. It has nothing

600
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Speaker 1: to do with ancestry dot com. I would love to

601
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Speaker 1: do an ad read. All right. Let's let's just stop

602
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 1: with the heads, the big wigs, heads, the doctors. What

603
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 1: you're talking about some kind of disease or something. Okay,

604
00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 1: well your own teeth, mustaches, storys not off your mustache.

605
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: That's gross. Recording podcast. We've been We're not. There's still rolling.

606
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Speaker 1: Doug Bam, Doug Bam. Are we recording right now? He's

607
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 1: he's nodding, he's nodding the other way. He's doing a bit.

608
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Speaker 1: These aren't microphones bananas. Okay, okay, it is not a

609
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Speaker 1: real person. You're telling me that the squshy squshy, tiny

610
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Speaker 1: little thing to get fit in my pocket is not

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Speaker 1: somebody clearly won the edited carnival. Okay, Okay, listen, I recall,

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Speaker 1: I recall I had a lunch with Mr Pollock, the

613
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Speaker 1: award winning actor and thank you guy who's the one

614
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: who thought of this, and he said he wanted us

615
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Speaker 1: to do a podcast. So I was like in awe

616
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: because he's very famous and he's done so much, and like,

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Speaker 1: I mean, frankly, because I was in your shirt. I'll

618
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 1: let you live what I was inside? What happened? Why

619
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Speaker 1: were you inside Chris's shirt? Do you remember where you

620
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:37,560
Speaker 1: were before recording today? Stop crying. I'm sorry, it's just upsetting.

621
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:41,040
Speaker 1: And I just thought that if Mr Paula told me

622
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:45,319
Speaker 1: I was in New York, so you weren't. No, yeah, yeah, yeah,

623
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:46,799
Speaker 1: it sounded like that, I think when I was there

624
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 1: taxi taxio, Yeah yeah. Mr Ralbarado just like that painter's

625
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 1: stop today and by a state building. Where was Craig?

626
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 1: Where were you? I'm trying to get my joke, oh

627
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 1: my outside from all his torch? Craig, do you have

628
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 1: any other outfit than that? They're blue smock? What is

629
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: wrong with? What is wrong? You know? He's all about it.

630
00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:19,319
Speaker 1: It's it's hospital gear, nobody sports hospital. It's that's why

631
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: we're all wearing the same He sent me. That's my

632
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 1: collar bone. Dr Wilson. As you can see the patient's

633
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,919
Speaker 1: break at some point during the podcast every single time,

634
00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 1: and if we could just keep them in the pocket

635
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: a little longer, I think we'd get the progress. It's dangerous,

636
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,839
Speaker 1: it is dangerous. It's it's dangerous, life threatening. We pulled

637
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 1: them out on purpose. I guess we don't know what

638
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: would happen if we keep them in. I think we

639
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 1: just removed the James he Knee character because he seems

640
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:54,359
Speaker 1: to be the rabble rouser, the troubleminger. But I think

641
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:59,399
Speaker 1: he's a fan favorite. Surprisingly, I think you're right about Okay, yeah,

642
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,640
Speaker 1: all right, how about this? Why don't we put James

643
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 1: Heeney character down to a two point three? I like that. Well,

644
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,399
Speaker 1: we'll keep the Joey at a at a nine. Well,

645
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 1: is there any other place? Vanessa seems to live great

646
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 1: at an eight point to and Craig is a wild

647
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 1: fight he's wild, So you know what, I won't put

648
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 1: any parameters on that character like that a lot. Chris

649
00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: Alvarado is perfect. So right, all right, let's go back here.

650
00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 1: I'm here to see James. I'm here to see my husband, James. Okay,

651
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: just sign him. You're not ready to see James, sweetheart? Doctor? Hi?

652
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 1: Are you she had? Doctor? Yes? I am she's a

653
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:40,439
Speaker 1: doctor patient. Okay, well, what's your relation my relationship to James? Yeah,

654
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:46,399
Speaker 1: I'm I'm his wife. You say you're as dog dog wife.

655
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 1: Let me see your two human So he married the

656
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 1: old heeney. H he put a ring on it. Huh.

657
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 1: You want these pills in this little white cup there,

658
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 1: I'm not going to give those away. I'm gonna eat

659
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: him in front of you. I need to tell you something.

660
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 1: James is very sick. I know that's what. He's very funny.

661
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:12,920
Speaker 1: I know that's why he's here. He's a favorite. Explicably,

662
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: it's really and I need to tell you something. This

663
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:18,360
Speaker 1: planet that we're standing on, honey, they've got you fleeced.

664
00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 1: It's not a planet at all. The Doctor's right. We're

665
00:41:22,920 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: gonna needs over here. Listen. You can't see James face

666
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: to face, but if you want to peek into the

667
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: quote unquote recording room, you can see him through the glass.

668
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 1: Just want to hug him. Here he is, James. So

669
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: we're doing Podcast number three comes from James. He need

670
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,839
Speaker 1: you wrote the Shepherd to paper? Why would you write

671
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:54,640
Speaker 1: a scene suggested? Heavens? Kevin has won so many more world, Mr.

672
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 1: Look at this piece of paper. This is clearly this

673
00:41:58,480 --> 00:42:01,840
Speaker 1: is just drawing more a question like the issue is

674
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:08,320
Speaker 1: he's waking up. He's he's waking up to the reality

675
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,320
Speaker 1: that he's in a hospital, and I have to take this.

676
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: My paper is going off. I'm so sorry. So we

677
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,640
Speaker 1: have one of two options. Um, the first one is

678
00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: he goes home with you today. Maybe it's false alarm

679
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,719
Speaker 1: on the paper. I realized somebody was pranking me. They

680
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 1: did eight zero zero eight. You know what that is?

681
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:40,520
Speaker 1: Zero zero eight? Booby? Why did you gloss over the

682
00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,319
Speaker 1: fact that maybe your husband can go home with you today?

683
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,320
Speaker 1: Maybe it's better that he stays here. What that's what

684
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. Now hear me out. I'm just

685
00:42:46,080 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 1: the doctor. Okay, maybe it's better if he stays here

686
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:50,359
Speaker 1: and you guys put I don't know, skewers in him

687
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 1: or something. No, well, we won't do that. But since

688
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: he is surprisingly popular with the fans, why is that

689
00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 1: the only thing important at this hospital? Because we need

690
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:02,839
Speaker 1: revenue and we need ads. My god, oh my god,

691
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 1: we're not a hospital. A hospital. Should she be here? Absolutely?

692
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:12,320
Speaker 1: Look what I'm wearing under my lab o, My god,

693
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: I belong here? How many scars doctor. I wanted to

694
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 1: go over the amount of man hours and money we

695
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 1: are investing in this one single project. Sure, sure, How

696
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:26,080
Speaker 1: can I help you? So you have a group of

697
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:31,399
Speaker 1: of of mad people, that's correct, crazy people. Sure, yeah,

698
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 1: that's a scientific to use the technical term. They're in

699
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 1: a room together with bananas, they think of microphones and

700
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: they believe they are recording a podcast. Yes, and we

701
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:44,840
Speaker 1: also have a stuffed animal that's that's supposed to be

702
00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:49,440
Speaker 1: a sound engineer. How does that help um morale? Yeah?

703
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:52,319
Speaker 1: Just say that the name Doug bam and brings people joy?

704
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,799
Speaker 1: And how were we able to synchronize these this mass psychosis?

705
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,760
Speaker 1: I'm going to need this conference room in ten minutes. Okay.

706
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 1: I look, I have its signed up to have it

707
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:04,839
Speaker 1: signed up at two. I haven't signed up until two,

708
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 1: So give me the ten minutes. Okay. Jesus, she's beautiful,

709
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 1: she is she's distracting the bees. So what was your question? How?

710
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 1: How do how do they all have the same psychosis?

711
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,759
Speaker 1: How how is this developing into ad revenue if no

712
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,399
Speaker 1: podcast is actually being recorded? Well, you have to give

713
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: me one second. We are the first ever postable Okay,

714
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,320
Speaker 1: so it's gonna take a few months together, you know,

715
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 1: to get some I'm sorry, we're going to cut funding.

716
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,239
Speaker 1: What we're cutting funding. I have no idea what you

717
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:44,720
Speaker 1: do in that hospital. And I understand that it sounds

718
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 1: like popsicle, and that's what I wanted. You thought you

719
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 1: thought you were investing in a single popsicle. Yes, you'll

720
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:56,479
Speaker 1: gave us ten million dollars. I know how much I gave.

721
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 1: And I wanted to how long are you guys in

722
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: here till two? Again with you? When do you have

723
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: the room? It too? I have the room at two? Okay,

724
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:09,160
Speaker 1: it's this is my room. This is my room. About

725
00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:11,280
Speaker 1: the room, this is my room. I signed it out online.

726
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: My corns are killing me. She is beautiful, but just repulsive.

727
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:20,720
Speaker 1: She's a repulsive person. If I could just your counting,

728
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:25,480
Speaker 1: it is here. You embsied in me and that cool

729
00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: And it was one of these chips for everybody here.

730
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 1: They're just for you waking the papticle is what exactly

731
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 1: I'm assuming? Of course it's not a deserted sidem Hona stick. Yeah,

732
00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:41,040
Speaker 1: it is a dessert idem monaster. Ten million dollars. Yes,

733
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:46,319
Speaker 1: the painting of a popsicle, No whole cherry pop it's

734
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 1: a I refew to believe you paid ten million dollar?

735
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:55,879
Speaker 1: Are you sleeping? Wake up? What's going on? I have knocked? Alright? Fine, fine, fine, James?

736
00:45:56,360 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: What if? What if this isn't a podcast? Hold? Just

737
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 1: what if it is? And what if we are in

738
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:10,799
Speaker 1: a hospital? So you're telling me hypothetically yotic? Okay, because

739
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 1: okay that that this isn't a podcast and Doug is

740
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: not a real person and these are bananas. But I

741
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: don't know if I want to even if that's the truth,

742
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:23,440
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to believe in it.

743
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 1: Can't we still make a great podcast? Can't we sto?

744
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,800
Speaker 1: We can't. I'm gonna let me show you the insights

745
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:48,120
Speaker 1: of this. You're somebody thetor one of the dog. We

746
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 1: got to use it. We got doctor patient. Okay, noticed

747
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 1: a lot of commotion in the room. You need any

748
00:46:58,239 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 1: ccs and emails, any anythings to Mr Pollock, help Mr

749
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 1: poll I'd like to thank the academy. Oh wow, wow,

750
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:13,360
Speaker 1: specifically those who voted for me. Yeah, the ones who didn't.

751
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:19,560
Speaker 1: What's that feel like? Righty? Right? Ye? Listen. I know

752
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 1: Doug is dead, but I wouldn't mind hearing Joey go

753
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:27,040
Speaker 1: ahead and do that ad. After all, if we could, please,

754
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 1: who could? Where's Vanessa? She's on her phone and I

755
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 1: think she's just I'm not on my phone. There she is?

756
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:35,879
Speaker 1: I mean, I am, she's on her phone. I am,

757
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,400
Speaker 1: but I'm not. There's a picture of you on your

758
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: own phone. Yeah, that's what I meant, So I am okay,

759
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:48,479
Speaker 1: But I was just, you know, imagining programming. Snake go, Joey,

760
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 1: do your read? He dyslexic a little? What the what

761
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,959
Speaker 1: the fuck is your problem? I haven't probably proved me wrong.

762
00:47:58,160 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: I would love this is the You're either dyslexic severely,

763
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,799
Speaker 1: which is fine, or you just don't know how to read.

764
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 1: You're such a piece of Start with the words on

765
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 1: the left and move towards the right in the same

766
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:16,600
Speaker 1: lines like Hebrew. It's just weird that the words starting

767
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,319
Speaker 1: on the left. Is the best improviser in this room,

768
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: and it seems like he would be. And he's probably

769
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: the best reader too. Yeah, I would have say, I mean,

770
00:48:25,200 --> 00:48:28,399
Speaker 1: he's probably done the most television safer get it. I'm listening, Craig.

771
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: You want to take a shot at this. Joey seems

772
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:32,600
Speaker 1: to be incapable. Sure you wanted me to do it

773
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 1: as my Richard Duncan character from the Famous B's the

774
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 1: one that cut across all four quadrants. Yeah, I mean,

775
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 1: or I can continue to do it. It's good. This

776
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:51,439
Speaker 1: is good. Ancestry dot Cham Yes, yeah, Hey, you want

777
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 1: to put your DNA out there? Wants No, you've got

778
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:59,359
Speaker 1: to murderers in your family. Did everybody's going to see

779
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: your d N online? Oh? That's pretty good, Craig was

780
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 1: that guy? Alright? Yeah, I mean it was just off

781
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 1: the top of my Head's let's try from the side

782
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 1: of your head. Then the next one? What you wanted

783
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:14,399
Speaker 1: me to do? This out of the side of my head?

784
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 1: The Landry character the author. Wow, that is coming out

785
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,680
Speaker 1: of the side of his head. That was impressive. So

786
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,839
Speaker 1: you tell me, Mr Heeney, Yeah, because this all fake.

787
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:32,399
Speaker 1: I hope it is, because otherwise I'm covered in Doug

788
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 1: Babe's blood. You mean you are? Yeah, you're going to jail,

789
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,520
Speaker 1: Jim Hi, I'm here, I'm going to pick up Dug.

790
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 1: I'm dog. You're not. I am I'm I'm going to

791
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 1: pick up Dug Babe. I'm dog babe. Thank you? What's

792
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: going on? Where is Doug? He's right here. I have

793
00:49:54,160 --> 00:50:01,279
Speaker 1: uploaded his information into my body. What ask ask him

794
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 1: a question? Only he would know. We don't set me

795
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: up like that, I thought. I think you all. I

796
00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:09,399
Speaker 1: think you actually downloaded the But if this is dog,

797
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:13,400
Speaker 1: how come his hands and chopped off with someone else's

798
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 1: bodies in there and they're poking the tiny hands through

799
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: the holes that his hands was supposed to be. What's

800
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,880
Speaker 1: your problem with that? My problem is that I'm supposed

801
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 1: to pick up dog and this is Doug. I don't

802
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:25,560
Speaker 1: think you have two options. Okay, you can go home,

803
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:28,399
Speaker 1: go home without a Doug. Okay, go home with a Doug.

804
00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,920
Speaker 1: What's the second option? Go home with a dog? Wait?

805
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:36,839
Speaker 1: That was the first teach me had a dog? James, James,

806
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,319
Speaker 1: you were right the whole time. Thank god, there's one

807
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,920
Speaker 1: person with sanity, Chris, Can you please help me? Mikes

808
00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 1: are delicious. You're right, were all insane. You and I

809
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,640
Speaker 1: are the only actual, like brilliant comedic voices. And you

810
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 1: really think that? Yeah, I think we just got a

811
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,200
Speaker 1: little sick and we ended up in this room. But

812
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:56,319
Speaker 1: you and I were smart and talented. I mean, people

813
00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: know us, they know our names. Hey, guys, do you

814
00:50:58,239 --> 00:51:01,560
Speaker 1: eat these cookies. Huh, what's up? I'm a nurse. We

815
00:51:01,680 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: eat these cookies. Little cookie? Yeah, I mean, of Chris,

816
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:09,000
Speaker 1: this could be medicine, this could be what's making Hey guys,

817
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 1: there's like a fifty ft long popsicle in here. Oh

818
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: hell yes, dude, it's like a five million dollar Popsicles ship.

819
00:51:17,719 --> 00:51:24,520
Speaker 1: It's melting quick. Oh okay, I'm gonna eat the cookie.

820
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:29,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna eat the cookie better. It's better. Now he's

821
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: choking on that thing. No, I got it. I got it. Okay,

822
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:37,040
Speaker 1: Just I just need something to drink it with. James, Yeah,

823
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:42,760
Speaker 1: come back, it's uh, Dr Wilson. Doctor, we were talking

824
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,480
Speaker 1: to a bunch of people, Thank you, thank you on

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Speaker 1: the couch while you're still in my office. They just

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Speaker 1: seem so real. Dr Wilson. And how long has it

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Speaker 1: been since you've gathered with your friends for the podcast recording? Well,

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Speaker 1: I believe how long do you think it is because

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Speaker 1: I have it here on this paper. Well, I since

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Speaker 1: I'm just going with what i'm hearing seconds ago, because

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Speaker 1: you just told me I was talking with on the couch.

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Speaker 1: You were talking to them, but it's just you lying there.

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Speaker 1: It's been seven months. Oh, you mean in real life?

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, that's right, that's the words we use.

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Speaker 1: Does that mean that in real life? I was on

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Speaker 1: a podcast. Oh my god, this is I had it.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was always fake. We had a little

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Speaker 1: bit of a breakdown during one of the recording. Really,

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Speaker 1: Uh was it the calendar man thing? Um? No, that

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Speaker 1: was the beginning of it. Okay, can we see him now? Doctor? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Who is that is that? It sounds like Craig Show, Vanessa.

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Speaker 1: How you doing, man? I forget Chris's name? To forget

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Speaker 1: Chris's name? I didn't forget Chris's name. A crown of Daisy,

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Speaker 1: you said, Chris, we made you a crown of Davy.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's really sweet of you. You know how much

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Speaker 1: I love crowns Joey and Joey. That's the weird thing

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Speaker 1: to do. We're here, does he James, And all of

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Speaker 1: a sudden you're trying to point out the fact that

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Speaker 1: he might have forgotten me, Like, that's weird to do.

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Speaker 1: I just I just want to even Ainfield just wanted

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Speaker 1: all to be on the same appreciate that. Hey, but

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Speaker 1: how are you feeling? Man? This is Chris James, This

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Speaker 1: is Chris. I remember Chris, Joey, Dr Wilson. This is

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Speaker 1: this is the whole gangs back together. I can surely

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Speaker 1: get out now, right. Is there something you want to

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Speaker 1: say to Craig, Craig, Um, Craig, I just want to

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Speaker 1: say that it has been a great pleasure, you know,

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Speaker 1: performing and uh and you know what's going on? What?

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Speaker 1: What did you do to him? What? You've been fired? What?

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00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 1: And this is James way of letting her know what

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Speaker 1: what James? What the fuck? Hold on? Craig is like,

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Speaker 1: this is Chris James. No, I know chriss I I

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Speaker 1: Why is the doctor firing Craig? Wait? Second, just reading

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Speaker 1: from the script here that doctor who do you know who?

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Speaker 1: It looks like the guy from Wayne's World two afterward

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Speaker 1: winning after n That was our final scene for today. Yes,

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Speaker 1: let's thank all of our algams and no particular order,

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Speaker 1: starting with Mr James, Ny, James, how you feeling? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I feel a little heavy. It's crazy spinning for a moment,

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Speaker 1: but I'm glad to be alive and sane. Where can

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Speaker 1: folks find you in the real world? In the real world, well,

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Speaker 1: I would say in Venice would be their best bet address.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to give that again. But Santa Monica

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Speaker 1: at the West Side Comedy Theater on the second and

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Speaker 1: fourth Wednesdays and on the first Sundays of the month

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Speaker 1: for alchemy this yeah, yeah, yeah, nine pm. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for that. Craig Katkowski at Kikowski on Twitter, see Kikowski

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Speaker 1: on Instagram. Loving you. Uh, welcome back, Chris Avarado. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so good to have you back. Uh. What's Thursday

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Speaker 1: looked like for lunch? Um? I thought we were Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we said good, but last time you said check Friday

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Speaker 1: for luch Let's shoot for Friday for loosing. Thank you

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Speaker 1: and welcome back niche to What do you call the

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Speaker 1: cotton candy machine again? That was beard. That's a beard

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Speaker 1: I love, not the machine itself. That's the cotton candy.

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Speaker 1: That's what it makes. Yeah yeah, And if you're an

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Speaker 1: aw it's free. That's correct. Dynasty difference dontacy typewriter dot com.

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Speaker 1: Oh great, go there, look at the calendar, go see

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Speaker 1: some shows. A place is amazing. Oh, thank you. Has

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Speaker 1: anyone seen Joey gret No, No, probably at the learning

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Speaker 1: nic pile of wet Where, oh Joey, where can folks

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Speaker 1: find you when they're not standing outside your room. A

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Speaker 1: pile of wet yeah, pile of white dot com Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you can find me that up on Instagram. And let's

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Speaker 1: dyke engineer at the STAB, our sound design engineer, Mr

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Speaker 1: Raphael I Heart Radio. Oh no, somebody needs doctor. The

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Speaker 1: doctor will see you now. I'm Kevin Pollock. I've got

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Speaker 1: a couple of awards. Right to the podcast apparently your

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Speaker 1: name here doctor after the music. Until next time.