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Speaker 1: What is up.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me where on the list?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I once. I once drove naked from Boston to

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Speaker 1: or from New York to Boston because I was like, really.

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Speaker 3: You needed to make Boston more erotic.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I need Yeah. Well, I was really tired

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Speaker 1: the entire way. Yeah, I was like it was like

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Speaker 1: really early in the morning.

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Speaker 3: When I'm tired, I get nude and drive.

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Speaker 1: Well, I knew that I would be alert if I

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Speaker 1: if I was afraid that someone was gonna a truck

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Speaker 1: driver was going to see me naked or something.

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Speaker 3: Oh you know, some crazy psychology, and it worked. Did

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Speaker 3: you have to drive at like this hour where you like,

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Speaker 3: I'm tired, I got.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to go. I had to go. I

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Speaker 1: had to go. I was working as a school portrait

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Speaker 1: photographer at the time, and I had to like go

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Speaker 1: to this like we would travel to different middle schools

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Speaker 1: and stuff around.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to drive to the middle school nude,

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Speaker 3: dude and you thought Steve would jerk you off under

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Speaker 3: a blank.

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Speaker 1: Well, I changed, I got my clothes back on, like

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Speaker 1: well before I got to the school.

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Speaker 3: Of course.

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Speaker 2: Did you pull over at like a dunk? And I

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Speaker 2: guess I'm wondering where you pulled over and like got

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Speaker 2: out of the car naked to get.

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Speaker 1: Dressed at one of the at one of the road.

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Speaker 2: Side stop cor byway, things was pretty deserted.

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Speaker 1: And then you just yet, It's not like I got

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Speaker 1: out of the car naked, I dressed. I did it

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Speaker 1: in the car.

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Speaker 2: And do you think anyone did see you?

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Speaker 1: I don't remember. I don't think so. I mean I

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Speaker 1: didn't really notice anybody. What if you had.

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Speaker 2: Gotten pulled over, what would you have said.

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Speaker 3: I'm driving to a middle school.

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Speaker 1: I did to get their staff. Sorry, officer, I'm very late.

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