Speaker 1: It's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan I
Speaker 1: kill just the bits.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Best Bits everyone, happy weekend.
Speaker 3: Excited that you're here joining me.
Speaker 2: Before we get into catching up on the Bobby Bone Show,
Speaker 2: be sure to check out Part one and part three
Speaker 2: this weekend. Lunchbox joins me. No, he will not yell
Speaker 2: at you this weekend. He was rather tame, but we
Speaker 2: did get a catch up on Dad Live how all
Speaker 2: of his kids are doing.
Speaker 3: One of them is in school.
Speaker 2: And then also in listener, Q and A just talked
Speaker 2: about some random topics, including soccer. That was a big
Speaker 2: conversation and we learned a lot of things, so check
Speaker 2: those out. But for now, let's get caught up on
Speaker 2: the show. Here are your best bits of the week.
Speaker 2: We all know Lunchbox has been trying to wash his
Speaker 2: hands with any of the country artists who come in studio,
Speaker 2: or any celebrity for that matter, but he finally got
Speaker 2: another one. It just so happened to be one of
Speaker 2: the flats and I'm not sure it went over super well,
Speaker 2: but you're gonna hear the awkwardness with me.
Speaker 1: Number seven.
Speaker 4: There's a weird thing that Lunchbox does on this show
Speaker 4: where if we have a guest and it's a celebrity,
Speaker 4: he tries to meet them in the back bathroom. Sometimes he
Speaker 4: goes to the bathroom ahead of the time and just
Speaker 4: waits for them to come in, so weird. He started
Speaker 4: tallying up how many celebrities he could wash his hands with.
Speaker 4: But it's a single person, sink. This is a whole
Speaker 4: It's like a bit that never really flourished because we're like, dude,
Speaker 4: this is not good, like it makes them feel bad.
Speaker 5: However, what it's a new building, is there more than
Speaker 5: one sink?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I haven't checked or buildings, So go ahead.
Speaker 5: I got another one, got him in the bathroom, and
Speaker 5: it was a little awkward.
Speaker 4: Because no, no, it's all awkward.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 5: No. This one was probably the most awkward because I
Speaker 5: went in there and waited and waited. No one came.
Speaker 5: So I was leaving the bathroom and he was walking in.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh man, I got to go back in.
Speaker 5: So I waited a few seconds and I went back
Speaker 5: into the bathroom like we passed each other coming through
Speaker 5: the door, and he was washing his hands and I
Speaker 5: stuck my hands in the first few seconds. Who and
Speaker 5: his name was Joe Down Joe Don Rooney is good
Speaker 5: to see you guys.
Speaker 4: So you went and just sat in the bathroom in
Speaker 4: case any of those three guys had to go ap
Speaker 4: pear poop.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I figured the odds of one of the flats
Speaker 5: having to peek.
Speaker 4: I can't argue with that logic, like that's a good.
Speaker 5: Percentage someone's going to go in there. And I went
Speaker 5: in there and I hung out for about three or
Speaker 5: four minutes, and I was like, all right, no one's coming.
Speaker 5: And I walked back out and as I'm walking out,
Speaker 5: the door hadn't even closed yet, and Jodan went in
Speaker 5: and I was like, so I stood in the hallway
Speaker 5: for a minute and talked to their people. He followed, No, No,
Speaker 5: I didn't follow.
Speaker 7: Him, you did.
Speaker 5: I stood in the hallway and talked to all the
Speaker 5: people were out there, Gary and uh Jay, they were
Speaker 5: sitting there, man, good to see you, Good to see
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, yeah, I gotta go to the bathroom.
Speaker 5: And I went back in.
Speaker 4: And where was jo Don in his He was finishing
Speaker 4: up the washing into the hands. He just jumped in.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I just kind of stuck. I mean I maybe got
Speaker 5: three or four fingers in there before he pulled out.
Speaker 7: So, what's the bit like, does he.
Speaker 5: That's how he did?
Speaker 2: He?
Speaker 4: Question? What's the bit like?
Speaker 7: Is the recording audio of this?
Speaker 4: What's the tell us he just wants to make?
Speaker 5: I mean, how many? How many slubs you washed hands with? No, buddy,
Speaker 5: it's like that thing.
Speaker 4: Now how many of you?
Speaker 8: Though?
Speaker 4: What's the total tally?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 5: Now there is three?
Speaker 4: Okay, go ahead, number one?
Speaker 5: Wise that guy I don't even know what bands from crows?
Speaker 5: What's his name?
Speaker 10: Adam kind of.
Speaker 5: Goes yeah, and then I think I got was it urban?
Speaker 4: You got Keith Urban than Joe Don from.
Speaker 5: Escal flask That's a pretty good Mount Rush Moore hand.
Speaker 4: Washing not full yet? You need want more to get
Speaker 4: the full mount right, No, we're running out of time
Speaker 4: in the fact that he goes and waite for something for.
Speaker 5: I've just decided as we were talking about this, even
Speaker 5: if we're at the new building there's multiple sinks, I'm
Speaker 5: going for the one sink. If they're in that sink,
Speaker 5: I'm going so.
Speaker 4: But you can't go and wash and wait for them
Speaker 4: to come to your sink. And there's multiple sinks, you
Speaker 4: have to go wait for them to go to a
Speaker 4: sink and then.
Speaker 7: Just walk up.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's so awkward. Yeah, that's so awkward.
Speaker 5: I decided that's what I'm about to do.
Speaker 4: The more you do this, bet, I still think it's
Speaker 4: extremely creepy, but it isn't get a funnier.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because they don't know what what's going on, and
Speaker 5: they don't really say anything.
Speaker 4: They just kind of They probably do when they leave,
Speaker 4: like was that weird? What was he doing?
Speaker 5: They think that makes sense because there's only one sinc.
Speaker 5: When there's multiple sceness, it's gonna be pandemonium.
Speaker 4: What if what if you go up and there to
Speaker 4: journal and you pee in the same journal one? Yes,
Speaker 4: that's how you aim there multiple Yeah, that's next level
Speaker 4: once you fill out mount rushmore than you do pe with,
Speaker 4: but you do same journal like they're standing there in
Speaker 4: one yearnal and you go and you pee in the
Speaker 4: same one, Like what's up, buddy?
Speaker 7: He might give punch for that.
Speaker 5: That's called you and I urinate, that's called.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Yeah, you're in a think about that.
Speaker 5: You're urinating United.
Speaker 4: I feel like I need to applug for Rascal Flats
Speaker 4: because it's bits creepy. Tickets to Rascal Flats concert. They're
Speaker 4: on sale. They've read go to rascal Flats dot com.
Speaker 4: We'll play Rascal Flats now. We're sorry. If you're listening
Speaker 4: in your Joe don or any of the Rascal Flats
Speaker 4: or Adam Durrettz or Keith Urban, all right, thank you.
Speaker 1: It's the best Bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.
Speaker 2: If you're a fan of pranks or watching The Impractical
Speaker 2: Jokers on TV like I am, then you will love
Speaker 2: this interview. Joe Gatto was in our studio, which was
Speaker 2: not only super cool, but he also brought his service
Speaker 2: to who was the cutest thing ever? And if you
Speaker 2: don't go see the very last photo in the photo dump,
Speaker 2: if you will of Joe Gatto in our studio, you
Speaker 2: won't get the serotonin you need this weekend. But he
Speaker 2: stopped by talking all about leaving Impractical Jokers, how it
Speaker 2: all started when he realized they were actually really famous,
Speaker 2: and his new YouTube.
Speaker 3: Special, so really exciting stuff.
Speaker 2: It's the first time he's ever been in the studio
Speaker 2: and we had a lot of laughs, learned a lot
Speaker 2: of things.
Speaker 1: Number six kids so Bobby Bones Show interviews.
Speaker 4: In case you didn't know all right. His name is
Speaker 4: Joe Gotto. You would know him from Impractical Jokers, also
Speaker 4: The Misery Index. He's got a new stand up special
Speaker 4: called Messing with People. I met him in Vegas a
Speaker 4: couple of weeks ago at our IHR festival. Here he
Speaker 4: is Joe Gotto. There we go on the Bobby Bones Show. Now,
Speaker 4: Joe Gotto, Joe, good to see anybuddy, Good to see you.
Speaker 4: Joe and I were crammed together like a blind date.
Speaker 4: We were presenting together at the iHeartRadio Music Festival, and
Speaker 4: like a blind date, it was dark and the music
Speaker 4: was playing, and so you know, there's like a I'm
Speaker 4: never good at small talk, not my thing. Yeah, just
Speaker 4: like I'm like, I'm not good at it. I'm just awkward,
Speaker 4: and Joe's really a warm guy. And like we talked
Speaker 4: for a little bit and then I was like, I
Speaker 4: gotta go to the bathroom, and I just sat in
Speaker 4: there and looked at the mirror and I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm really bad at small talk. So that's kind of
Speaker 4: my thing. But I felt like we had a kind
Speaker 4: of a little dynamic there at the end.
Speaker 7: I think we definitely we had to.
Speaker 11: We got thrown into it because the teleprompter wouldn't work,
Speaker 11: so the telepromts on the camera wouldn't work, and they
Speaker 11: were like, hey, yeah, so the teleprompt is not working.
Speaker 11: Ready three two one, And then we just.
Speaker 8: Had to go.
Speaker 4: And then we were just like, go, I forgot about that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I block trauma. It's kind of a thing. We did great, though,
Speaker 4: we did great.
Speaker 7: I'm proud of you.
Speaker 4: So I have a lot of questions, like just about
Speaker 4: and I'm talking about your special in a second, but
Speaker 4: just about like your life and career because to me
Speaker 4: and Practical Jokers is and I know you're you've been
Speaker 4: off for a bit now, but it's like the Shark
Speaker 4: Tank to me, where if it's on I can watch
Speaker 4: like four or five episodes again again. And I don't
Speaker 4: just like Shark Tank. Also like I don't really pursue
Speaker 4: Shark Tank, but I love it. Once I forget how
Speaker 4: much I like it. What's the prison show too?
Speaker 5: Locked Up?
Speaker 4: Locked Up is another one man. It was a big
Speaker 4: locked Up fan?
Speaker 10: Ol.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, locked Up. So talk to me about
Speaker 4: kind of the genesis, like how did this show even
Speaker 4: come together or get picked up?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Where did im Practical Jokers come from?
Speaker 7: It was just uh.
Speaker 11: We had been a comedy troupe for a long time.
Speaker 11: We lived for like an eighteen year overnight success. We
Speaker 11: had tried a bunch of TV shows that it failed
Speaker 11: and went and we started our comedy troupe in nineteen
Speaker 11: ninety nine.
Speaker 7: Me and the guys went to high school together.
Speaker 11: We know each other over thirty years at this point,
Speaker 11: New York Guys on New York Guys, and uh, yeah,
Speaker 11: we just finally were like, you know, let's try to
Speaker 11: put a show where it's just about like us, what
Speaker 11: we do is how we make each other laugh and
Speaker 11: let everybody come along. And we came up with the
Speaker 11: formula of like an inverted kind of prank show because
Speaker 11: it wasn't really it was really just messing with your friends.
Speaker 11: There was nobody feeling bad or like your traditional pranks
Speaker 11: where you weren't like got yet, like you're just messing
Speaker 11: with your friends and that's Uh. It started with one
Speaker 11: episode and I was on it for a decade, nine
Speaker 11: and a half season.
Speaker 13: Wow.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, they're still going. So it's crazy.
Speaker 4: So back in the day there would be like prank shows,
Speaker 4: like hidden camera shows and yeah, you're right, there's a
Speaker 4: fine line. Yeah, between doing something and everybody feeling good
Speaker 4: and doing something and people pointing their finger.
Speaker 11: Yeah if you point the fingers, but like we would
Speaker 11: do stuff and if it felt if people were getting mad,
Speaker 11: we would like stop.
Speaker 7: We would like, this is wrong, how can we turn it?
Speaker 11: And we would stop filming, get gather up, tweak it,
Speaker 11: and then go back out and then we would get
Speaker 11: the gold.
Speaker 7: Because it was always about laughing at your friends or
Speaker 7: with your friends.
Speaker 4: Who gave you, guys an opportunity first where we're like,
Speaker 4: I can't believe this is happening.
Speaker 7: It was True TV. We a True TV and MTV
Speaker 7: got in a biding more. MTV wanted to.
Speaker 11: Recast us and make it a strip show so it
Speaker 11: would air every day, five days a week with a
Speaker 11: rotating cast, and then True TV was like, you know what,
Speaker 11: these middle aged fat men could be our poster child.
Speaker 11: And we ended up being True TV's like guys. They
Speaker 11: were like, you know what, We'll give you the show.
Speaker 11: So we started.
Speaker 7: But True TV wasn't didn't have any comedy.
Speaker 11: It was we aired between two basic cable reality toe
Speaker 11: truck shows. It was Lizard Lick Towing US and then
Speaker 11: South Beach tow and it was like the comedy was
Speaker 11: jammed in the middle and it just took off air,
Speaker 11: but it took to it. And then True like inverted
Speaker 11: and was like, Oh, we're gonna make it a comedy channel.
Speaker 11: And then they started doing comedy when we were in
Speaker 11: season like three two three like that, and they started
Speaker 11: like got rid of all the reality tow truck stuff
Speaker 11: and started becoming like trying to do a comedy network.
Speaker 4: When did you feel like you were actually starting to
Speaker 4: be known and then be famous, Uh.
Speaker 11: You'd get it a lot, Like the whole first season
Speaker 11: we filmed and it wasn't on TV and we were
Speaker 11: filming season two, it didn't even air yet, almost like
Speaker 11: it was only a couple of episodes. And it being
Speaker 11: on True TV helped because it was such a you know,
Speaker 11: smaller network, so a lot of people didn't even know you.
Speaker 11: So that was kind of bad and good because then
Speaker 11: when you're like you're on a practical jokers like.
Speaker 7: What is that? It's not like you're on gid to
Speaker 7: camera and they like, yo, we got you, you know.
Speaker 7: So it was like a weird, a weird thing.
Speaker 11: But I think the first time was we had gone
Speaker 11: to a wrestling event so Q, one of the guys
Speaker 11: on the show was a big wrestling fan. We got
Speaker 11: invited to go to this big wrestling event in Westbury,
Speaker 11: Long Island. There's this uh place in the so there's
Speaker 11: no walls, you know, the things in the middle, into
Speaker 11: all circles, and we started sitting there and we you know,
Speaker 11: we're doing our thing, having fun, laughing, getting loud, and
Speaker 11: people started like looking around and turning. You know that
Speaker 11: thing where you see a couple of heads. Because we
Speaker 11: were in the back, you just see a couple of
Speaker 11: heads turn and turn and turning. And then the live
Speaker 11: wrestling events is the moments where like they switch between matches,
Speaker 11: right and it just stops down and it turned around
Speaker 11: and one goes like, hey, can I get a picture?
Speaker 11: And then the whole place turned and like a zombie apocalypse,
Speaker 11: the whole room came to us and we were like
Speaker 11: up against the wall and it was like thousands of
Speaker 11: people being like and I was like and I was like,
Speaker 11: we gotta get out of here.
Speaker 5: This is it was just awesome.
Speaker 7: I drove.
Speaker 11: I was like, we gotta get out of it just started.
Speaker 11: I was like at my bit like on the show
Speaker 11: is I yelled Larry and like, you know, get through crowd.
Speaker 11: So I just started doing that. Everybody thought it was
Speaker 11: a bit and I was like, guys, just stick with me.
Speaker 11: I'm like ry and everybody's like laughing, and then we
Speaker 11: just literally ran to our car. People were chasing us
Speaker 11: to our car. It was insane and I was like, oh, wow,
Speaker 11: this is really I guess we're onto something. So that
Speaker 11: moment was one of the defining ones for us. We
Speaker 11: were like, yeah, this is this is something.
Speaker 4: Did you have to change how you did the show
Speaker 4: after that moment just in case that would happened again. No.
Speaker 11: The good thing about it was, you know, we did
Speaker 11: it in New York, which was an ally because you know,
Speaker 11: Helf the city doesn't know you. It's formuling people to
Speaker 11: mess with, right, So we were just like hanging out
Speaker 11: in New York and doing a lot of it. But
Speaker 11: we had to make some adjustments where we couldn't really
Speaker 11: go out by the end, we couldn't go out in
Speaker 11: pairs as much.
Speaker 7: We'd love to going out.
Speaker 11: In pairs and trying to mess it up, but then
Speaker 11: people will be like I could kind of look like Joe,
Speaker 11: but then somebody can't kind of look like the other guy,
Speaker 11: you know, that would give us away.
Speaker 7: So we started we had to stop doing that.
Speaker 11: And then when we started doing like the focus group stuff,
Speaker 11: we would like have to do tricks to get people.
Speaker 11: So like, if it was somebody else's turn, I would
Speaker 11: play the receptionist checking them in, just like, not even
Speaker 11: for camera, just to see if somebody recognized me. So
Speaker 11: they didn't recognize me and it was somebody's turn and
Speaker 11: they're like, Okay, we're good. They don't know the show
Speaker 11: it a strategize, strategize some stuff. The hardest part was
Speaker 11: when we were doing something in the park and you're
Speaker 11: like talking to somebody you finally got them in, and
Speaker 11: somebody comes flying over. It's like, oh my god, Joe,
Speaker 11: can I get a selfie? And you're like oh and
Speaker 11: then the person's like who are you. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 11: I'm their pharmacists like you just like oh, really, well
Speaker 11: they did. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 4: So what about getting people to sign the waivers? Do
Speaker 4: you ever have difficulty with that?
Speaker 7: Not really, because most of the time people just thought
Speaker 7: you were crazy.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 11: We weren't like getting people right, so weren't getting the
Speaker 11: mid They was like, oh, I didn't even know I
Speaker 11: was on the show.
Speaker 7: What is this? This stupid kind of thing?
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 11: But there were points where some things was so good
Speaker 11: that you just kept it with a blur anyway. But
Speaker 11: a lot of times people just got away because we
Speaker 11: went so fast. You know, we're in the park Manhattan,
Speaker 11: messing going around, but there's so many people coming through.
Speaker 11: Sometimes our production people would lose who it was, so
Speaker 11: they did get blurred, not because they were mad, it
Speaker 11: was just we'd miss them, you know.
Speaker 7: But it was such a good bit that still worked
Speaker 7: with the blur who would keep it in?
Speaker 4: So what kind of kid were you? Oh?
Speaker 7: Nerdy? Such a geek?
Speaker 8: In what way?
Speaker 4: Like college books are reading?
Speaker 7: I used to make mad.
Speaker 11: I used to make tests for my father, Like he
Speaker 11: would come home from his ten hour workday of selling
Speaker 11: life insurance to the door.
Speaker 7: And I'd be like, pop quiz Dad, Like I was
Speaker 7: like super geeking. Like I didn't really have many friends
Speaker 7: growing up either.
Speaker 11: I had you know those stupid inspirational posters that was
Speaker 11: like an oak tree and it was said like strength,
Speaker 11: you know, build your foundation, like one of those.
Speaker 7: I had this one in my room.
Speaker 11: My dad got me because I had no friends and
Speaker 11: it was fighter jets, like three of them up and
Speaker 11: it said attitude winners surround themselves with winners. And I
Speaker 11: remember my dad telling me. He was like, it was
Speaker 11: like eighth grade. It was almost before I went to school.
Speaker 11: It was into like, you know, creative writing. I was
Speaker 11: good at math, you know, I was pretty smart. And
Speaker 11: he was like, uh, don't worry, I just don't have
Speaker 11: any winners yet. And I was just and I just
Speaker 11: always stuck with me. And then in high school freshman year,
Speaker 11: I met the boys and you know, be came friends
Speaker 11: with them and had the whole journey. So it's interesting.
Speaker 11: But I was definitely like a little geeky, nerdy little brother,
Speaker 11: youngest of fifteen cousins, so like one of those. And
Speaker 11: then you know, so I was like the baby boy,
Speaker 11: Grandma's favorite, that whole thing, big Italian family.
Speaker 4: So any of my friends are Italian from the northeast
Speaker 4: espersially New York are much like I'm from the South,
Speaker 4: and we're close with our cousins. It's a very tight knit,
Speaker 4: which a cousins group. So when you say fifteen cousins,
Speaker 4: I'm assuming you all lived near each other.
Speaker 11: We lived in different parts but we spent a lot
Speaker 11: of time together. We'd vacation all the Christmas Eve at
Speaker 11: Grandma's house. Everybody'd be there for a couple of days,
Speaker 11: that whole thing.
Speaker 7: So we would do that. I had.
Speaker 11: I have one cousin, Mike, who's one year older than me.
Speaker 11: That's more of a brother than a cousin.
Speaker 7: You know. We've been through a bunch together. So yeah,
Speaker 7: but it was very tight knit for sure.
Speaker 4: What did you want to be when you grew up?
Speaker 7: An architect?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I loved legos. I thought they would translate.
Speaker 7: It didn't.
Speaker 11: I ended up get an accounting degree. I have an
Speaker 11: accounting degree, which makes no sense. I can't even bounce
Speaker 11: my own checkbook, you know. So I have an accounting degree,
Speaker 11: and I didn't really I didn't really use that much
Speaker 11: at all.
Speaker 4: So you meet the boys in like high school, eight
Speaker 4: or ninth grade whenever that is, And did you guys
Speaker 4: just do bits for each other at first?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 10: I was.
Speaker 11: I was still very shy in high school. I didn't
Speaker 11: come really out of my shell to make people laugh
Speaker 11: till junior year or high school. I used to have
Speaker 11: lunch with Sal and you know, the guys all time,
Speaker 11: and I used to make sal laugh all the time
Speaker 11: at lunch, and they had joined the improv group at
Speaker 11: school and they were like, you gotta come, You're so funny,
Speaker 11: and I'm like no. I was like, you know, I
Speaker 11: can make my three friends laugh, but it was like
Speaker 11: eighty people everybody watching you.
Speaker 7: I'm like no, no, no.
Speaker 11: And then I went to it and I really enjoyed
Speaker 11: the improv thing. So we all started doing improv together
Speaker 11: in high school. My junior year of high school. So
Speaker 11: we'd been doing comedy a long time together.
Speaker 4: So when did you decide though you were going to
Speaker 4: focus on that's how you were going to try to
Speaker 4: make your living?
Speaker 11: Was being creative? Twenty eleven? So I was selling I
Speaker 11: worked at a baby store. I was selling high end
Speaker 11: baby gear and furniture. I was a salesman, and we
Speaker 11: got I took my two week vacation to film the pilot.
Speaker 7: Because I was always doing it.
Speaker 11: It was always the five to nine like it was
Speaker 11: after work on the side. I would be editing the videos,
Speaker 11: doing all the stuff.
Speaker 4: You know, you had a normal job, A normal job, Yeah,
Speaker 4: normal job.
Speaker 11: I was a training program manager for this company called Giggle,
Speaker 11: this high end baby store.
Speaker 7: So I used to do that, and then I took
Speaker 7: my two week vacation to film the pilot.
Speaker 11: We got picked up and I went to the CEO's
Speaker 11: office and I said, Hey, I'm gonna have to take
Speaker 11: a six month hiatus and she was like, so you're quitting.
Speaker 7: I'm like, no, it's a hiatus. She's like, you can't.
Speaker 11: I can't not have someone in your position for six months.
Speaker 11: He's like, so, don't worry. You're gonna go be a
Speaker 11: TV star and if it doesn't work out, come back.
Speaker 11: And I did not think that was going to happen.
Speaker 11: It's such the chances of what has happened to us
Speaker 11: is unbelievable. And I was like, nah, I'll be back.
Speaker 4: So you make this video, and are you are the
Speaker 4: videos you're making? Are you sending them out to people?
Speaker 4: Are you emailing he to people?
Speaker 11: So we we were big on YouTube and MySpace because
Speaker 11: back in the day, the algorithm was literally a person.
Speaker 11: It worked like a newspaper. There was an editor's desk, right,
Speaker 11: so it was one or two people that were deciding
Speaker 11: what goes on the homepage. And both of them were
Speaker 11: fans of us and just liked our comedy. So we
Speaker 11: always ended up on that, so we built a big
Speaker 11: following and then we'd made When we was time to
Speaker 11: shoot the pilot, we just took our cell phones and
Speaker 11: we went and shot a pilot. It was just basically
Speaker 11: a sizzle reel, which was like us doing stupid stuff
Speaker 11: in public. We went to Times Square at Tyler Perry
Speaker 11: Show movie was premiering, and I had to get up
Speaker 11: to a packed theater and tell everybody.
Speaker 7: That I far did and excuse myself.
Speaker 11: So I do this thing, but the whole crowd went
Speaker 11: like nuts and got behind me, and I just got
Speaker 11: caught up in the moment. So I exit like I
Speaker 11: climbed over the seats down the middle, and everybody was
Speaker 11: cheering for me, and it was such a weird moment.
Speaker 11: There was like yeah yeah, and that we left and
Speaker 11: then James tried to do it and they were like
Speaker 11: shut up and they like it was such a different
Speaker 11: dynamic because he was so not confident about it, and
Speaker 11: we had just a sizzle tape and in the room,
Speaker 11: True TV was like we want this, we want the show,
Speaker 11: we want to buy it. In the room and we
Speaker 11: were like, oh okay, let's great. And then MTV made
Speaker 11: the offer and we went back and forth and decided no,
Speaker 11: we should be on TV. We actually decided it with
Speaker 11: a coin flip because it was four of us. We
Speaker 11: always pretty much agreed, and we said, listen, if it
Speaker 11: ever comes down it's not the words two and two,
Speaker 11: we'll flip a coin. And that decision was made with
Speaker 11: a coin flip to go with true instead of MTV.
Speaker 4: Wowol, what kind of husband are you to your wife
Speaker 4: as far as jokes or are you not as extroverted
Speaker 4: at home? I'm wildly introverted when I'm not doing this. Yeah, like,
Speaker 4: how are you away from the microphone?
Speaker 11: I'm a way better husband now, I was, Yeah, I
Speaker 11: don't do h She is very introverted. She is very
Speaker 11: you know, she shines around dog people. We have like
Speaker 11: a dog rescue, so she loves like dog people. She
Speaker 11: talked to all day, all night. She's do different people
Speaker 11: with that. Otherwise she's like you, very introverted wallflower kind
Speaker 11: of thing.
Speaker 7: But we love to laugh. We laugh a lot, and
Speaker 7: she finds me annoyingly funny. I guess you know. We're
Speaker 7: not like pranking at home and stuff. My kids though.
Speaker 11: It's funny because my son and daughter. My daughter's nine
Speaker 11: My son is seven, and I'm with my son. We're
Speaker 11: in the supermarket and he just starts it's laughing, and
Speaker 11: I'm like, what's up. Many points to a cart and
Speaker 11: is a pineapple in it? And he goes to pineapple
Speaker 11: like go what? He goes, I put it there. Now,
Speaker 11: I'm now I have a decision to make. Do I
Speaker 11: yell at him and be like, don't mess with other
Speaker 11: people's stuff, or do I can like give him a.
Speaker 7: High five and I say it's great. I said, great job, budd.
Speaker 4: He goes, what do we do? What do we do?
Speaker 7: So we went and we hid. I said, you gotta
Speaker 7: wait to see them find this.
Speaker 11: So we went and hid behind the end cap of
Speaker 11: oreos and we're just sitting there waiting for it to'll
Speaker 11: come and the ladies a while to get back. And
Speaker 11: I just looked down my son and opened a bag
Speaker 11: of oreos and he was eating the oreos watching I'm
Speaker 11: watching it, waiting, so that I shot him a look
Speaker 11: and he thought he was in trouble for the wrong reason.
Speaker 11: So he goes, oh, sorry, do you want one? And
Speaker 11: so we're just sitting there eating oreos for this woman
Speaker 11: to come back. But it's funny because you see your
Speaker 11: kids like realize that. And that's what my new tour
Speaker 11: is about. So my new tour, I'm on tour now.
Speaker 11: It's called Let's get into It, and I really just
Speaker 11: break down how people become It's exactly this.
Speaker 7: It's like, how do you become the person you are?
Speaker 11: Because I started as such a nerdy, geeky kid, but
Speaker 11: I ended up as this loud, confident, brave guy and
Speaker 11: it's like, it's so weird.
Speaker 7: How we get there?
Speaker 4: Did you continue to do stage work as you were
Speaker 4: doing the show.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so we did. We want on tour as the
Speaker 7: Jokers and we did five world tours together.
Speaker 4: But would you do and I knew you guys had
Speaker 4: toured that, but would you do comedy by yourself?
Speaker 5: Ever? No?
Speaker 11: As Almos on stage? I only started when I left
Speaker 11: the show, So really, yeah three years ago?
Speaker 4: How did when you got started? Like where did you start?
Speaker 4: Just do small clubs Appleton, Wisconsin and without telling people
Speaker 4: you were coming or no announced?
Speaker 7: Yeah, but I did Joe Gaddo's Night of Comedy.
Speaker 11: I brought two very good comics with me, Steve Burne
Speaker 11: who you may know, and I Mark Chickarjian and they
Speaker 11: were good friends of mine, both really seasoned stand ups,
Speaker 11: and I was like, all right, look, I'm gonna go
Speaker 11: up there, and if it's terrible, you guys are gonna
Speaker 11: come in and save the day with Joe Godda's Night
Speaker 11: of Comedy. I know we'll have a good show. But
Speaker 11: I went up and I did like thirty five minutes
Speaker 11: and it was really good.
Speaker 7: It felt good.
Speaker 11: I came back and Steve, who's a very good friend
Speaker 11: of mine, was like, you've got this, don't worry.
Speaker 7: You just got to figure out what you're going to
Speaker 7: talk about.
Speaker 4: So, and you're special messing with people?
Speaker 8: What do you do?
Speaker 4: Are you messing with people?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 11: It's my story about how I liked how I entertain
Speaker 11: and enjoy messing with people and how I realized it's
Speaker 11: just so ingrained in me. So I'm a storyteller. That's
Speaker 11: how my I format is more. I tell stories, not
Speaker 11: just like a you know, joke writer kind of guy.
Speaker 11: But I have a lot of interesting stories that I
Speaker 11: have punched up, and a lot of it just shows
Speaker 11: that I really just do this in my DNA.
Speaker 4: Do you feel like after you tell a story and
Speaker 4: it exists that you can't tell it anymore.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 7: I mean, if you just got to, don't tell it
Speaker 7: to the person that's already heard it.
Speaker 5: I guess.
Speaker 4: But if somebody comes to a show, right, No, no.
Speaker 7: My show. But this new to this new thing is
Speaker 7: all brand new hour. It's a brand new hour, so
Speaker 7: let's get into it.
Speaker 11: What I'm touring with now is a completely different hour
Speaker 11: than the Messing with People special Once you I did
Speaker 11: it for two and a half years and it was
Speaker 11: time was up, and I was like, you work so
Speaker 11: hard on something you don't want it just just to
Speaker 11: go away.
Speaker 7: So I made the special and I was proud of
Speaker 7: the product. I was like, I want people to see this.
Speaker 4: So why YouTube? Obviously a lot of people wanted your services.
Speaker 7: Yeah, not as many as you think. No, it was
Speaker 7: you know, eight hundred pound gorillas.
Speaker 11: They're they're a good partner and they're really a home
Speaker 11: for like stand up and I want people to see
Speaker 11: me in this new light, so it's good to be
Speaker 11: with them. So you bring in a different crowd and
Speaker 11: different you know, like to like. The subscription ones are great,
Speaker 11: but it's always who's subscribed. Although people you know, you
Speaker 11: still get a big audience, but everybody could get the
Speaker 11: special for free, which is good.
Speaker 7: It's super shareable, which is nice.
Speaker 4: You know, how's that been doing for you?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 5: Pretty good?
Speaker 4: Do you like the YouTube relationship?
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's great. I mean the comments are fun, Like
Speaker 11: you go, look at those I do. I respond to
Speaker 11: every comment, good or bad.
Speaker 4: You're out of your mind, I do it.
Speaker 7: I mean wow, I mean why not?
Speaker 4: I remember you're extremely likable though, to be.
Speaker 7: Honest, yeah, that's nice, but people.
Speaker 4: Aren't fair enough. Tell me a comment story.
Speaker 7: There's something that that's like, you know, but I remember
Speaker 7: back in the day.
Speaker 11: I don't know if you remember this, but when Jean
Speaker 11: Favreau did Swingers, and I'm a huge Fabre fan and
Speaker 11: Vince Vaughn fan, he had put up.
Speaker 7: A comment board.
Speaker 11: It was just on you could go and he would
Speaker 11: reply to the comments and you would talk to John Favreau.
Speaker 11: And as a young person who's like trying to do it,
Speaker 11: I thought that was so cool the accessibility, And we're
Speaker 11: so accessible now. So I was like, you know what,
Speaker 11: I'm gonna do this with my special. I wanted people
Speaker 11: to be able to say what they want to say
Speaker 11: and then get back to them. And then if people
Speaker 11: say they don't like it, It's fine because, as you know,
Speaker 11: Comedi's one hundred percent subjective.
Speaker 7: If you don't like it, you don't like it, it's okay.
Speaker 7: Thanks for giving it a shot.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 11: It's not like I don't get into it and start
Speaker 11: like yelling at them, you know, And I'm not really
Speaker 11: getting anything like like name calling me or like bully
Speaker 11: and stuff. I shut that stuff down real quick, you know.
Speaker 11: So I'm not really worried about that. But I just
Speaker 11: think it's important to interact with the fans. I mean,
Speaker 11: we're all here because we have fans.
Speaker 4: Right, So how long is you're special?
Speaker 7: Just over an hour? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Was that purposeful? Did you try to keep it in
Speaker 4: an hour?
Speaker 5: Be?
Speaker 7: About an hour is the right amount of time where
Speaker 7: you could go? Yeah? I cut out some stuff that
Speaker 7: I didn't like.
Speaker 11: It during the tour because I toured with it for
Speaker 11: two and a half years, like I said, And I
Speaker 11: had a funny story that had me with my son
Speaker 11: that's a big part of my show, and I actually
Speaker 11: took out a different story and just put that in
Speaker 11: because I was telling my friends we had gone to
Speaker 11: Disney World, and I don't know if you ever been
Speaker 11: to Disneyland, they do that big Star Wars ride and
Speaker 11: my son was five years old to the point, and
Speaker 11: he had never We went on the Star Wars ride
Speaker 11: and it's super immersive, like everybody's playing a part. And
Speaker 11: my son had never been on a ride and never
Speaker 11: seen a Star Wars movie, so he thought he had
Speaker 11: abducted by aliens.
Speaker 4: He had no idea.
Speaker 7: And We're on the ride and I'm having I'm such
Speaker 7: a Star Wars geek. I'm a joint.
Speaker 11: And I look over and my son is hugging the
Speaker 11: guardrail and he's yelling I want to.
Speaker 7: Go back to her, and I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 5: And then I realized.
Speaker 7: I was like, oh no, this kid has no idea
Speaker 7: what's happening. And it was just so funny.
Speaker 11: And I told that story to Steve in the car
Speaker 11: as we were driving, and he was like, you gotta
Speaker 11: tell us on stage, And that night I told it
Speaker 11: on stage and it became like a centerpiece of my show.
Speaker 4: Would you watch it back and realize where you were
Speaker 4: getting some laughs and then try to make those moments
Speaker 4: a little more crisp? Yeah, do you game tape yourself?
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 7: That's hard, that's hard. You watch yourself.
Speaker 4: I hate myself when I do that.
Speaker 7: Everybody does. That's the worst. That's the worst watching when
Speaker 7: you're like, oh, when you think something's gonna kill.
Speaker 4: But I get less confident, Like I'll watch anything I
Speaker 4: do and I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm like, you're awful.
Speaker 4: So I find like, sometimes, depending on where my mental
Speaker 4: and emotional stage is, ye, it's better for me not
Speaker 4: to do that. Sometimes if I'm in a good place,
Speaker 4: I can and I can make the notes. Do you
Speaker 4: have anybody that you can trust to tell you that
Speaker 4: something's going great or even not going great?
Speaker 11: Yeah, you could tell too, though. I mean I've been
Speaker 11: doing it a long time. I've been doing comedy a
Speaker 11: long time, so you could tell. I self at it
Speaker 11: a lot. I'll also not give up on something. If
Speaker 11: it's not working, then I'll sit up there and say
Speaker 11: three more jokes in it. That's what my friend Mark
Speaker 11: taught me to is like, try three jokes if one
Speaker 11: doesn't work, and if none of them work, it's.
Speaker 7: Not a good joke.
Speaker 11: So I'll get up there because I have improp background,
Speaker 11: so I'll just jump in and try some stuff.
Speaker 7: I had a great show, like this new tour is
Speaker 7: still like in its very early stages.
Speaker 11: So I just did chatt A Nooga last night and
Speaker 11: it was a great show, and I was like, Okay,
Speaker 11: this is this is the one to start replicating. So
Speaker 11: you know, I've done about twelve shows with this tour
Speaker 11: so far, and I was like, this is the right one.
Speaker 4: Joe Gotto Official dot com.
Speaker 7: Not the regular Joe. I don't know that other guy.
Speaker 4: I don't know if the exists. Did you look at it? Know?
Speaker 11: If somebody just has the domain, it's just somebody hasn't.
Speaker 11: So you got to throw the official on the end.
Speaker 4: Or mister That's what I had to do, mister Bobby Bellins,
Speaker 4: because yeah, some guy wouldn't give me. That sounds very regal,
Speaker 4: I know, and I'm not like that's the weird part
Speaker 4: about it. Joe goto official dot com for all the
Speaker 4: tour dates and you are all over the place their
Speaker 4: dates all the way up until March up next year.
Speaker 4: So is your goal to build out another special.
Speaker 7: The goal is to keep getting in front of people
Speaker 7: and making him laugh.
Speaker 11: I just love making an event for people to come
Speaker 11: and forget how terrible life is and laugh together for
Speaker 11: a while. So I'm having a lot of fun doing this,
Speaker 11: and then I'm sure when this is over, I'll have
Speaker 11: the same feeling I had with the last one, which
Speaker 11: is you just don't want.
Speaker 7: It to just go away.
Speaker 4: So the kid's book, tell me about this?
Speaker 7: Yeah, where's Barry? Yeah? I just came out. I just
Speaker 7: came up with a kid's book. It's been so much fun.
Speaker 11: My I partnered with Penguin Publishing Group, got illustrated by
Speaker 11: a great guy, Luke Flowers, and it's a story about
Speaker 11: my son lost his stuffed animal and he he was
Speaker 11: playing hide and go seek with it at bedtime.
Speaker 7: Like if you're a parent, you.
Speaker 11: Know, if your kid loses their stuff, it's at bedtime.
Speaker 11: It's forget it, it's over right. So it was catastrophic.
Speaker 11: So I was like, you got to calm down, let's
Speaker 11: find it. And we told him how to calm down
Speaker 11: and retrace his steps, and he started like breathing and
Speaker 11: doing like this nom mis.
Speaker 7: Day thing, which way I didn't even know to this
Speaker 7: day where he got it from.
Speaker 11: He was like, I was like okay, and then he
Speaker 11: had hidden it under a pot under the sink, like
Speaker 11: upside down, like I never would have found it. He
Speaker 11: was playing hide and go seek with it, and we
Speaker 11: never would have found it. So I'm like, thank goodness
Speaker 11: he was able to and it was a fun story. Sorry,
Speaker 11: So I sent it out. It got illustrated and it
Speaker 11: came a really fun kids book.
Speaker 4: Your Animal Rescue. You talk about your wife. You have
Speaker 4: a service dog here with you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, a Sperimoni. She's in the book as well.
Speaker 7: She's in Where's Berry?
Speaker 4: What is it about dogs or animals that you guys
Speaker 4: are so passionate about.
Speaker 7: We have a senior dog rescue in on Long Island.
Speaker 11: It's called Ghatto Pups and Friends, and we started it
Speaker 11: about two years ago. My wife was just collecting these
Speaker 11: old decrepit dogs for a while. She was just that
Speaker 11: we just had like so many rescue dogs, and I'm like,
Speaker 11: we could probably do better if we start trying to
Speaker 11: find them homes and adopt them out.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 11: So we just adopted out this last week and I
Speaker 11: think our one hundred and twentieth dog, which is so
Speaker 11: much fun. It's great to find homes for them, but
Speaker 11: we we just love them. They're part of the family.
Speaker 11: We have eleven dogs ourselves and then the pack. You
Speaker 11: have eleven dogs, eleven dogs yeah, this is where do
Speaker 11: they all live.
Speaker 7: In the house?
Speaker 11: Yeah, and they sleep in the eight of them sleep
Speaker 11: upstairs with us. Who most of them are like smaller.
Speaker 11: We only have a couple that are big, bigger, But
Speaker 11: like she sleeps on my pillow and she tours with you.
Speaker 11: She comes within the road in me every now and again.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: How much of the touring are you doing in a car?
Speaker 4: How much are you flying?
Speaker 7: And it's a fly in and then fly out one.
Speaker 11: I'll take the dog with me if I'm doing multiple
Speaker 11: flights in between, I don't take her, but I do
Speaker 11: lots of driving.
Speaker 7: I like to drive.
Speaker 4: Well, you just drive. We won't just drive from New York,
Speaker 4: but you'll fly somewhere, fly, pick up a rental.
Speaker 7: Yes.
Speaker 4: What do you do all day when you have a
Speaker 4: show at night?
Speaker 7: I walk around, I go.
Speaker 11: I love going into these little towns, just popping around
Speaker 11: and stuff, going to main street, getting a coffee and
Speaker 11: a donut, meeting the people, shopping into like a you know,
Speaker 11: candles and BS store.
Speaker 4: I just think if I saw Joe, I'd feel like
Speaker 4: I'd be looking around. Oh that you get that all
Speaker 4: the time, Like, what are you about to do something
Speaker 4: to me? Yeah?
Speaker 7: I sorry.
Speaker 11: I was at Target and I got to find the
Speaker 11: paper towels. Is a nice little old lady red vest.
Speaker 11: I say, excuse me, miswate of paper towels, and she
Speaker 11: looks at me and goes, oh, no, Joe, you're not
Speaker 11: getting me me like, I just need favorite towels later.
Speaker 4: That's funnyet thats all the time. Are you Are you
Speaker 4: feeling fulfilled from kind of this new season of Joe?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Life is good. Yeah.
Speaker 11: I got a little bit of balance, a little bit
Speaker 11: back I got, you know, I feel like a better dad,
Speaker 11: better husband. I'm still getting the comedy. Uh uh, scratching
Speaker 11: the itch of the comedy with everything I'm doing. The
Speaker 11: creativity is great. It's just always fun when you concentrate
Speaker 11: on something for so long, one thing, like you know,
Speaker 11: when you were able to look away, you have so
Speaker 11: many other ideas.
Speaker 7: It's cool to be able to chase these things.
Speaker 4: And did you feel like you weren't able to get
Speaker 4: bored therefore you wouldn't really create? Were you so busy
Speaker 4: doing the show?
Speaker 7: I was very busy doing the show. Yeah.
Speaker 11: It was very consuming, you know, because I did the
Speaker 11: production and edits and everything, and then we toured together,
Speaker 11: and it just was non stop kind of stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if I am just going, if I'm doing stand
Speaker 4: up or doing a TV show and then doing the
Speaker 4: radio show, I can never get bored. Therefore, I just
Speaker 4: feel like I'm never actually creating. I'm just trying to
Speaker 4: maintain conteny.
Speaker 7: That's smart.
Speaker 4: Therefore, nothing is coming out of me that I'm like
Speaker 4: super proud of because I'm just trying to keep up
Speaker 4: all the time.
Speaker 11: Yeah, but then when you start something new, that sparks
Speaker 11: up the whole machine again. Right, So that's what's really
Speaker 11: fun and exciting. Was like, like I wrote the kids book,
Speaker 11: I'm like, oh, this is really cool. I've never done this,
Speaker 11: and then you get really into it and behind it.
Speaker 4: You know. I like to go back to something you
Speaker 4: said earlier when you said up on my comment of
Speaker 4: I'm not good at small talk, you said, yeah, obviously
Speaker 4: or something like that. He noticed, Yeah, yeah, hek know
Speaker 4: whatever wants he said, I'm curious.
Speaker 11: To because you pulled the bathroom, you pulled the eye
Speaker 11: gotta go to the body, and you disagreed.
Speaker 4: Let me look me by myself in the hold on
Speaker 4: in an arena. I was for like a good ten
Speaker 4: minutes and then I did. I was like, I just
Speaker 4: need to go the bathroom and kind of regroup, because again,
Speaker 4: you're a big famous Joe and here here I am.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't notice. It's loud, and you're like,
Speaker 4: hey man, where are you from? And so that's awkward.
Speaker 5: So you didn't yell at your face?
Speaker 4: Oh me, Oh that's me. It's like that was a
Speaker 4: pressure to you. It's like you're meeting somebody in a bar.
Speaker 4: Pressure for me, though, what do you like to eat?
Speaker 4: You're just doing that the whole time. So I'm like,
Speaker 4: I know I'm annoying this guy. He's going to be
Speaker 4: here with me either. But I did like you. I
Speaker 4: thought you were super warm. I just think nobody ever
Speaker 4: wants to be around me because I'm terrible at that.
Speaker 4: What was your impression after working with me for I
Speaker 4: don't know eight minutes.
Speaker 11: I was excited that we actually because we was able
Speaker 11: to book this right We got the news that I
Speaker 11: was doing this right before, so.
Speaker 7: I was like, oh, this is great.
Speaker 11: I could talk Hi about doing this and You're like, yeah,
Speaker 11: i'll see you that I'm gonna go pee.
Speaker 7: I was like, all right, something later.
Speaker 11: I guess i'll talk to the studio. But and then
Speaker 11: you were like, yeah, I gotta go, peace out. This
Speaker 11: is my wife, see ya, and you were gone. But
Speaker 11: I think like you were that You're right, that is
Speaker 11: a very loud, weird place. Everybody's looking at you. But
Speaker 11: when the cameras started and we were on that little
Speaker 11: stage together and it got we had a lot of
Speaker 11: fun in the moment.
Speaker 7: We only had you know, you know what was it
Speaker 7: before we introduced Keith Urban We had a minute and
Speaker 7: a half.
Speaker 11: But it was a very fun minute and a half
Speaker 11: because we went off the cuff, which I love, and
Speaker 11: you are super smart and quick, which is cool. And
Speaker 11: then everybody in the theater like responded to us, everybody
Speaker 11: in the arena, which was really fun. So I think overall,
Speaker 11: you'll give yourself a hard time. I'd back it down
Speaker 11: a bit. I think you're a good guy.
Speaker 4: Well I never said it wasn't a good guy, but
Speaker 4: now I can actually see. So when you're doing these shows,
Speaker 4: what time do you get to bed.
Speaker 7: Depends?
Speaker 11: If I have the dog with me, I sleep way better,
Speaker 11: go to bed much quicker because I'm so used to
Speaker 11: sleeping with so much animals.
Speaker 7: But uh yeah, I'd probably go to bed, I write.
Speaker 11: When I get back, you're off the high of a show,
Speaker 11: probably around midnight ish one o'clock.
Speaker 4: So not like the hard comedy four am no, because.
Speaker 11: The shows I only do one shot. I don't like
Speaker 11: comedy clubs. I'll go to bed later because the late
Speaker 11: show starts at ten thirty. But my show is in
Speaker 11: a round seven thirty, so I'll go when I play casino,
Speaker 11: it's a little bit later.
Speaker 4: That's pretty nice.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you ever have that feeling like, because I honest,
Speaker 4: do you tour by yourself?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Well I have a group of people that come with
Speaker 11: the team that works with me. But and then Mark,
Speaker 11: who's my opener, who is very funny. He's with me
Speaker 11: on all dates.
Speaker 4: But like you're close, you're close folks. They stay home
Speaker 4: for the most part.
Speaker 11: Yeah, my kids come to me every now and again.
Speaker 11: My kids will be me next weekend, which is cool.
Speaker 4: Do you ever do the thing where it's like if
Speaker 4: they're celebrating ah, and you get back to your hotel
Speaker 4: room like an hour and you're like, I'm so alone.
Speaker 4: I liked it when people were liking me, they were yelling.
Speaker 11: It is a weird thing where you're just sitting there
Speaker 11: eating room service nachos, watching something and on the streamer.
Speaker 7: You know what I mean, it's a little different.
Speaker 11: You know, like you're going from these taking your bows
Speaker 11: in front of this theater and now you're like, yeah,
Speaker 11: I'll take can I can I get extra cheese?
Speaker 4: It sounds like you're like enjoying life, like your smile
Speaker 4: when you're talking, and that doesn't always happen with all
Speaker 4: artists and performers. You can kind of tell they're just
Speaker 4: kind of fighting through something. Oh yeah, yeah, I feel
Speaker 4: like that. Hopefully you found this new part of a
Speaker 4: film in your life. Does that everybody come out to
Speaker 4: you and go, why aren't you on the show anymore?
Speaker 4: Is that the most annoying question ever?
Speaker 7: Full time? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, sure, And what do you say to them.
Speaker 7: I'm not on it anymore.
Speaker 4: Do you ever come across yourself? Do you watch yourself?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean it's on now and again, I mean
Speaker 11: it's it's I see things like in airports, you know,
Speaker 11: like it'll be on the show and stuff, and that
Speaker 11: people will realize that's always so funny, but they're like,
Speaker 11: oh what it's on airplanes, Like I'll be waiting on
Speaker 11: the line to go to the bathroom or something, and
Speaker 11: I'll see somebody. I'll see me on somebody's screen and
Speaker 11: they're laughing and then they look over and it's me
Speaker 11: and they're like, what what is it?
Speaker 7: Kind of like, yeah, I'm just going to the bathroom. Well, yeah,
Speaker 7: it's uh, it's been good.
Speaker 11: I mean. The biggest thing people want to know is like, oh, well,
Speaker 11: you're still friends with the guys because it's such a show.
Speaker 11: And I'm like, yeah, we were friends before, we're friends after.
Speaker 11: We've been friends, you know, thirty, we're just not friends
Speaker 11: from work anymore.
Speaker 10: So you guys have any questions for Joe maybe, I
Speaker 10: mean just working with friends for so long and we've
Speaker 10: all been years years. Yeah, so we started really young together.
Speaker 10: But was there ever any conflict that y'all had to navigate? Yeah?
Speaker 11: Always, always, you know, comedy is hard by committee too,
Speaker 11: you know, but we always worked it out.
Speaker 7: We would always have an open mind.
Speaker 11: There was always a sentence we could say to each
Speaker 11: other where I remember there was like a specific punishment
Speaker 11: I wanted to do where I wanted. Sal always gets
Speaker 11: in his own mind and he's like very fun to watch,
Speaker 11: like implode if you manipulate all his neuroses. And I
Speaker 11: was like, let's make a punishment where Sal doesn't know
Speaker 11: he's being punished and continually thinks he is and isn't
Speaker 11: is and isn't isa is. I can he'll unravel. I said,
Speaker 11: it'll be so fun we could do and nobody, nobody
Speaker 11: was in on it. And I remember me and Q
Speaker 11: were talking and I just looked at him and said,
Speaker 11: I'm gonna do it. It's gonna be funny, and he
Speaker 11: goes okay, and that was it. And we've said that
Speaker 11: sentence to each other a bunch of times, just like,
Speaker 11: trust me, it's going to be funny and well. And
Speaker 11: we always knew we'd be able to make and if
Speaker 11: somebody had some confidence in it, we did it. So
Speaker 11: that would be like the sentence that would be like, guys,
Speaker 11: you know, because it's everybody's show too, right, you can't
Speaker 11: be like you can't do this on your show like that.
Speaker 11: That was always weird, but we always most part agreed.
Speaker 11: We'd worked together for so long before that, we get
Speaker 11: you your own voice. It was kind of like a
Speaker 11: one voice kind of thing.
Speaker 10: Being friends for that long though, too, the hanging out
Speaker 10: because y'all are working together so much, then it's like,
Speaker 10: would you all ever be like, hey, you want to
Speaker 10: grab dinner.
Speaker 5: Fright in it?
Speaker 7: It would be so funny when we'd see each other
Speaker 7: out in the wild.
Speaker 11: We had to saying see you in twelve hours because
Speaker 11: we literally there's one time where I saw it. We
Speaker 11: saw each other for thirty two days in a row,
Speaker 11: like in a row, like you don't see your family
Speaker 11: that much. It was crazy, Like we had a tour,
Speaker 11: we had our cruise, then we went on a tour.
Speaker 11: We had the show back to filming, then we went
Speaker 11: on a tour and it was like insanity. And then
Speaker 11: I remember there was somebody's it was like a wedding
Speaker 11: or something, and we all had to go to somebody's wedding.
Speaker 11: Somebody was getting married from the show on the production team,
Speaker 11: and we all went to the wedding and we were
Speaker 11: like saw each other at a wedding. We're like, we
Speaker 11: were just talking about bits of what we could do
Speaker 11: with the wedding. I'm like, guys, could we did not
Speaker 11: think about like how we're gonna best we hear.
Speaker 4: At this wedding, Eddie luxbox anything for Joe.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I could he mentioned a cruise real quick. So
Speaker 9: we've been trying to talk Bobby into doing a Bobby
Speaker 9: Bone Show crew.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 11: What's that like, going on vacation with your crazy fans
Speaker 11: at seas for six days?
Speaker 7: So so fun?
Speaker 4: I get motionsick though, don't go Yeah.
Speaker 5: I tried.
Speaker 4: I tried.
Speaker 5: That was easy, alright.
Speaker 4: Motion sickness is kind of like No, that's like the
Speaker 4: big that just sits in here, h and no thing
Speaker 4: you can do. Everybody charts with the.
Speaker 14: Stupid like ear patches or whatnot, wristbands, ear patches, butt plus.
Speaker 5: Watched the Horizon.
Speaker 4: I don't know you're talking about the buttplug.
Speaker 5: Consult your physician.
Speaker 4: Different different group, different group, Morgan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to know if you guys ever ran
Speaker 2: into any legal problems when you guys were doing these
Speaker 2: jokes or punishment.
Speaker 3: Something had to happen because some of those go horribly wrong.
Speaker 4: I would imagine.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Actually it played in our favor once because we had
Speaker 11: gotten a letter from the city. We did this bit
Speaker 11: where we were just doing a stupid thing down by
Speaker 11: the uh by the one of the official buildings downtown
Speaker 11: and out front. It had these huge statues and we
Speaker 11: made sal start playing a competition of got your nose,
Speaker 11: So you had this the nose always had to get bigger.
Speaker 11: So you start with a baby, which is weird to
Speaker 11: do to somebody's baby, and then you do it to
Speaker 11: an adult, which is even weirder.
Speaker 7: And then Sal was like there was a huge statue.
Speaker 11: When he climbed on his statue and he was like,
Speaker 11: got your nose whatever, and it was like a huge thing.
Speaker 7: We got a letter from the city.
Speaker 11: They had seen it, and they sent a production We're
Speaker 11: having a meeting and their production manager comes in. He's like, hey,
Speaker 11: we just got a letter. We have to you know,
Speaker 11: we got to find from the city about this trespassing.
Speaker 11: And they had seen a thing that you know, because
Speaker 11: it's a landmark building, and blah blah blah, and they left.
Speaker 11: The next day, Sal wasn't in and I was in
Speaker 11: with everybody. The showrunner comes in and he goes, hey,
Speaker 11: don't worry, we got that thing sorted. I was like, no,
Speaker 11: we didn't, No, we didn't, just we didn't. Sal's in trouble.
Speaker 7: Just leave it.
Speaker 11: So then we started this whole campaign up that Sal
Speaker 11: was facing a five hundred thousand dollar fine and needed
Speaker 11: to go to a dissertation, like to sit down with
Speaker 11: a judge, And we posed this whole thing downtown they
Speaker 11: have the where they film NYPD Blue and all that
Speaker 11: they have, like these fake courthouses. We rented one out,
Speaker 11: got extras, made somebody as an actress, and used all
Speaker 11: these hidden cameras that we had never used before. There
Speaker 11: was like a lipstick cam in a water bottle, like
Speaker 11: all this high end stuff, and made Sal sit through
Speaker 11: this thing. And then a couple months after that, we
Speaker 11: had our one of our sets rated by Homeland Security
Speaker 11: and rolled up like a movie like whoa Like And
Speaker 11: they go up to Sal and eventually he turns around
Speaker 11: and the woman who was the judge was like, gotcha
Speaker 11: and he just melted into It took about a year
Speaker 11: and a year or two months to play out, which
Speaker 11: is really really fun.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's why.
Speaker 7: And he could his mind just exploded. He's like, how
Speaker 7: did I not get this? You know it was his
Speaker 7: day off when he went for the dissertation.
Speaker 5: He's like, so I was working. I didn't get paid
Speaker 5: that day. Like how rich did you guys get basic cable?
Speaker 5: Not very I don't believe that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, no residuals noting like that.
Speaker 11: The movie helps you get paid the residuals on the
Speaker 11: written movie, which was cool, but basic cable.
Speaker 4: You don't get any The special is messing with people.
Speaker 4: You can search for it. It's on YouTube now and
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Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two, a new segment got pitched.
Speaker 2: Lunch Box brought up Traffic Talk where he rolls up
Speaker 2: to another car who has his window down because the
Speaker 2: weather is finally nice, and they have a random conversation
Speaker 2: and we all actually really enjoyed it. So so it
Speaker 2: did get renewed for two more episodes, but past those
Speaker 2: two more episodes, we don't know. For now, enjoy this
Speaker 2: special edition of Traffic Talk.
Speaker 4: Number five, Huchbox wants to pitch us a new segment,
Speaker 4: but it's not just a pitch. He actually did it,
Speaker 4: and if we like it, we'll do it more. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 4: so what's the idea.
Speaker 5: It's called traffic Talk. Guys. The weather is getting good
Speaker 5: outside now. People are rolling with their windows down. And
Speaker 5: you know what is awkward is when you pull it
Speaker 5: up a stop light and you find a car with
Speaker 5: their window down, you just start talking car to card. Okay,
Speaker 5: I mean you want to talk about catching people off
Speaker 5: guard because they got nowhere to go because it's a
Speaker 5: red light and they are stuck.
Speaker 4: I guess they could roll the window up.
Speaker 5: They could, they could. Well, you want to see how
Speaker 5: people react.
Speaker 4: Okay, so let's hear a little bit of traffic talk
Speaker 4: with lunchbox. H this is outside of a grocery store.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the red light right outside the grocery store. Dude's
Speaker 5: got his windows down. He you know, probably about my age. Look,
Speaker 5: you know, just kind of looks like he works in computers.
Speaker 4: Interesting, so you're saying it's like and nerdy gully glasses. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: there we go.
Speaker 5: Man, it's finally window down weather. That's awesome. Yeah, good
Speaker 5: day at the office office, Oh even better? Huh how
Speaker 5: about you? YEA was all right, not too bad, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean, got out a little early, got
Speaker 5: to enjoy some sunshine. Any big plans tonight?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What's on the menu?
Speaker 4: Probably flower taco That's what.
Speaker 5: I'm talking about. I think we're having salmon burger. So yeah,
Speaker 5: the wife's making it. So that's even better. All right, man,
Speaker 5: I have a good one. This is called traffic talk.
Speaker 5: I just figured, you know, talk to the person next
Speaker 5: to me, right, have a good one.
Speaker 4: You don't have telling the second man? Yeah, like you
Speaker 4: had to be like, hey, we call this traffic talk
Speaker 4: buddy bones.
Speaker 5: And I mean, I'm you know, there's feedback. I can
Speaker 5: figure out what where I need to take conversations. I
Speaker 5: don't know. I just kind of was there and I
Speaker 5: was like, let's do it. Or the next guy and
Speaker 5: this guy, yeah, I mean this guy like works for
Speaker 5: a company, like early twenties.
Speaker 4: The truck's like sitting higher than you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's kind of uh okay, here we go. How's going, Hey,
Speaker 5: happy happy day? What you got going today about?
Speaker 10: All right?
Speaker 5: Any big news going on every day? All right, we'll
Speaker 5: have a great day. Man. Light turns, Yeah, that's gonna
Speaker 5: be a problem. You can't you can't talk when the
Speaker 5: light's green. You don't want to get honked at the light.
Speaker 4: Got you? I wonder what was gonna happen in this day?
Speaker 4: You gotta go chase him down. You guys like traffic talking.
Speaker 4: Love it so far?
Speaker 8: Love it?
Speaker 12: All right?
Speaker 4: More traffic talk. Uh there's a dog.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there was like a little dog with his head
Speaker 5: out the passenger window. So I make a comment on
Speaker 5: the dog first and the guy. He's gotta freaked out.
Speaker 4: Okay, sixty year old bald man, what's ritten on my sheet?
Speaker 5: Go ahead, great day for the pup to get some
Speaker 5: fresh air, I said. The puppy was getting some fresh air.
Speaker 5: It's great, great weather. How you doing, Ben, great good
Speaker 5: day at the office. What do you do all right?
Speaker 4: Oh? There you go.
Speaker 5: Purpose you just drive around all day so you've been
Speaker 5: ready for the window down weather. Any big news going
Speaker 5: out in your life now? Just hanging and banging, That's
Speaker 5: what I'm talking about. Yeah, green light, we gotta go.
Speaker 5: Traffic talk, that was weird.
Speaker 4: I just threw me a couple of times hanging and
Speaker 4: banging and then like when he else traffic talking to
Speaker 4: the end and went up with the edits too. That
Speaker 4: were the well he had, like turn him way up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you can't hear him.
Speaker 5: You got to understanding, like it's hard to talk tough man.
Speaker 5: That is hard. Yeah, yeah, hard to listen to too.
Speaker 5: So so far I have three dudes, three man. I
Speaker 5: tried to talk to one lady.
Speaker 4: She is is this her?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 5: No, she went to the next line over. Oh yeah,
Speaker 5: but this like, no, this late is cool?
Speaker 4: Okay here you.
Speaker 5: Hello, you're having a good day.
Speaker 4: I can't complain, you know, well you.
Speaker 5: Can, that's true.
Speaker 13: What do you do the rest of the day, the
Speaker 13: pay and field? Okay, all right, well I just want
Speaker 13: to say, have a great day. And we're not gonna
Speaker 13: write though when it turns green by.
Speaker 4: Hanging and banging that.
Speaker 5: Man, it's not bad.
Speaker 4: I love bad. I think I think it has been
Speaker 4: renewed for two more episodes. Okay, yeah, two more in
Speaker 4: you we'll renew it for two more and then we'll
Speaker 4: talk to the executives and see how they feel about it.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 4: Number two.
Speaker 2: So my birthday happened recently and a stranger sent me
Speaker 2: something on Venmo and then followed up that Venmo was
Speaker 2: something he wanted to buy for me, and I needed
Speaker 2: the show's opinion.
Speaker 5: Do I do it? Do I not?
Speaker 3: What should happen here? So you can listen, decide, let
Speaker 3: me know.
Speaker 2: There's also a reeal on this, so you can comment
Speaker 2: your thoughts on there or hit me up in my DMS.
Speaker 2: What you would do if a stranger was wanting to
Speaker 2: buy you a very expensive gift.
Speaker 4: Number four, let's walk through this with Morgan. Number two.
Speaker 4: Uh so, Morgan, were you out at a bar when
Speaker 4: this guy like seeing the venmo that that type thing?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, So there was some guy who I
Speaker 2: guess he saw it was my birthday on social media
Speaker 2: and he sent me twenty dollars on Vinmo and he's like,
Speaker 2: go grab some drinks on me. How do you know
Speaker 2: your I don't know my Venmo's private, so I'm not
Speaker 2: sure how he found my Vinmo.
Speaker 4: Okay, and that's okay, you spend the money, right, yeah?
Speaker 7: Right then we got you got the money, right?
Speaker 4: I think you don't send it back?
Speaker 12: Right?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: You it's yours right forelget about that.
Speaker 5: Yes, I mean that's obvious.
Speaker 4: Okay, I think I think so too. Okay, Morgan, go ahead.
Speaker 2: But then he followed up like later in the evening
Speaker 2: with a comment on the Venmo that he sent me
Speaker 2: and said, I remember you saying you wanted a dice
Speaker 2: in hair thing?
Speaker 3: Would you like that for your birthday?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Gosh, a dice in hair dry? Morgan? How much this
Speaker 4: things cost?
Speaker 3: Like six hundred dollars?
Speaker 5: That's when you say, yeah, so.
Speaker 4: Why don't we advise Morgan here? Because we both we
Speaker 4: said it was okay, to take the twenty bucks because
Speaker 4: he already put in her Venmo, but I I wants
Speaker 4: to buy her a six seven hundred dollars Dyson hair dryer.
Speaker 5: I would accept it. Why would you not? If someone
Speaker 5: wants to give you a gift, take the gift.
Speaker 4: But do you have to see them to get the gift?
Speaker 4: Or does he send you the six hundred dollars Venmo?
Speaker 3: I feel like it would come through Venmo.
Speaker 5: There's no question in my mind what I'm doing. Yes,
Speaker 5: I do.
Speaker 4: But then do you owe him something like a date
Speaker 4: or do you even know what he looks like?
Speaker 7: Do you have?
Speaker 4: Obviously he's hitting on you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean there's just like a close up shot
Speaker 3: of his face that I see.
Speaker 10: Okay, wow, could then, though be the new dating app
Speaker 10: that's called prostitution?
Speaker 5: So great point?
Speaker 4: If he I don't know, what do you think?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 4: Hold on, let me just ask Morgan, what do you think? Morgan?
Speaker 3: I mean I'm tempted.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 3: I wasn't doing anything. I was just existing in my life.
Speaker 3: He came out of nowhere and you're like, hey, let
Speaker 3: me do this for you. Three to that as a
Speaker 3: birthday gift.
Speaker 2: But then there's another part of me, that's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: he definitely want something from that.
Speaker 4: No, for sure, he wants something from that. He wants
Speaker 4: you to even your acknowledgment. Have you looked him up
Speaker 4: on social media like deep dived him.
Speaker 3: No, I haven't gone that far into this.
Speaker 2: I was really curious what you guys would respond first
Speaker 2: before I made any moves.
Speaker 5: I'd take the hair dryer, of course you would.
Speaker 4: Of course you would.
Speaker 5: If they get in the block.
Speaker 4: Does he live here? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I I really haven't like reresponded to anything yet.
Speaker 10: I don't know. I just feel like we have to
Speaker 10: look forward here a little bit and think they have
Speaker 10: anything inappropriate or creepy creepy word to be going on
Speaker 10: with this guy, like Morgan engaging with him in this way,
Speaker 10: like you know our security guy Tim. He had to
Speaker 10: walk me through something that I ignored for about a year.
Speaker 10: He was telling me to do something and I was like, Tim,
Speaker 10: you don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5: I got this blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 10: And then one day he sat me down he said, look,
Speaker 10: we need to think about the future here.
Speaker 5: If you're ever in court or.
Speaker 10: Anything like that, and something comes up and they're gonna
Speaker 10: be like, well, you engaged with him, and like more, no,
Speaker 10: but what if this I'm just pulling a Tim here
Speaker 10: and gonna say what if Morgan? What if something ends
Speaker 10: up happening one day?
Speaker 3: They're like the judge is like.
Speaker 5: Well you did.
Speaker 10: You were receiving gifts from him. A six hundred didn't
Speaker 10: do anything wrong and you shouldn't do anything wrong even
Speaker 10: neither was I. But Tim created a hypothetical that made
Speaker 10: sense that I just wanted to distance myself from the situation,
Speaker 10: which I think is exactly what Morgan should do. Here
Speaker 10: and now, A drink is one thing. A six hundred
Speaker 10: dollars hair tool is very hair tool.
Speaker 5: It's just a hair tool.
Speaker 7: What's the are you thinking? What do you think?
Speaker 4: No, it's all I'm thinking about the guy that would
Speaker 4: also do that. That's kind of a losory thing. Did
Speaker 4: I thought it was a baller.
Speaker 5: Fine line. I don't think it's ball.
Speaker 4: Okay, if a dude's like a I'll buy you a
Speaker 4: hair dryer ball, I think it is a baller dude
Speaker 4: loser through Venmo.
Speaker 5: It's like, look, man, like I'm flexing much. I'm not
Speaker 5: worried about six hundred dollars. I'll treat you right, whine
Speaker 5: and dine and spoil you. Let's go.
Speaker 7: How is that not romantic?
Speaker 4: What is romantic? It is unasked for. She's never even
Speaker 4: met up, she doesn't know anything about it, which.
Speaker 5: Is even right?
Speaker 4: Aren't those unasked gifts?
Speaker 7: Aren't those the most romantic?
Speaker 5: You guys? But at least you know who the person is,
Speaker 5: and you like people that pay attention to what you say.
Speaker 5: She made a comment, she wanted this thing, and he
Speaker 5: paid attention. Don't you women want someone that pays attention
Speaker 5: to what you say?
Speaker 10: Nobody, he's not going to vendmower And he's like, Okay, hey,
Speaker 10: I've got the dice in here, I need your address
Speaker 10: to mail it.
Speaker 4: Well, no, of course not that's easily.
Speaker 5: Did you buy me to Square West?
Speaker 4: That's hard? But then he's out at the radio. I
Speaker 4: think there's more bad things that can happen than there
Speaker 4: are good things that can happen. It would be very
Speaker 4: tempting to say, sounds great on that reply, get six
Speaker 4: hundred bucks by a dice in Hart, because that is
Speaker 4: a lot of money for something that's really nice. But
Speaker 4: I think this guy will then because if he's crazy
Speaker 4: enough to do this, he's crazy enough to do other
Speaker 4: crazy things.
Speaker 5: Well, yes, no one said he's crazy. He's romantic.
Speaker 4: It's crazy. Have you checked your DMS?
Speaker 12: Is like hit?
Speaker 4: You have to ask you out in DMS or anything.
Speaker 2: Let me look.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he has, but we'll see because
Speaker 3: if also, how the guy find her?
Speaker 4: Venmo, because you really are forgetting like how even got
Speaker 4: to this?
Speaker 7: Is it her name? Because that's pretty easy?
Speaker 10: Maybe does he know like if he goes to lunchboxes?
Speaker 10: Or has anybody paid her? Because some some transactions even
Speaker 10: if you're you can see their friends private.
Speaker 3: You can see like you don't know what they paid,
Speaker 3: but they paid.
Speaker 9: But that's stalking, right, I'm looking at Amy's to get
Speaker 9: your No.
Speaker 4: That's how people find each other all the time.
Speaker 2: I don't he's like if he there is one that
Speaker 2: follows me, but he hasn't sent many messages before.
Speaker 4: What do you think? But what do you look like him?
Speaker 11: I am not.
Speaker 4: I don't know that I can lunchbox. What if a
Speaker 4: girl was doing this to you were single, but she
Speaker 4: was like you did not find her attractive at all,
Speaker 4: like there was no chance and you knew she was
Speaker 4: trying to say what up. I'll tell you, Morgan, I
Speaker 4: would just say no. I would say nothing.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, do I even respond?
Speaker 4: I would say nothing. Keeps a twenty bucks? You can
Speaker 4: act like you never I mean if you never responded.
Speaker 4: He doesn't know if you ever got twenty bucks. Although
Speaker 4: I probably heard the segment because he's in love with
Speaker 4: you and obsessed with you. I would run for I
Speaker 4: would not do it. It'd be she said, I take it.
Speaker 7: I would not do it.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 2: Number two, Kane Brown stopped by the studio and we
Speaker 2: learned something pretty shocking about him and his calendar why
Speaker 2: this is a thing for him. Also, he has a
Speaker 2: crazy TV setup when it comes to sports and watching
Speaker 2: things at home. And also we heard when new music
Speaker 2: is coming. So this Kane Brown interview is always really fun.
Speaker 2: Whenever he comes in studio, it's like he's down for
Speaker 2: whatever and down to talk about all the things.
Speaker 3: And that's exactly what happened here. So here's Kane Brown
Speaker 3: in the studio.
Speaker 1: Number three on the Bobby Bones Show.
Speaker 4: Now Kane Brown can't go to see a buddy. Hey,
Speaker 4: I was thinking about you know Marshmallow because that one thing,
Speaker 4: right was a jam right, and you guys do this
Speaker 4: miles on it together. Does he wear the helmet when
Speaker 4: you're with them?
Speaker 12: No, I mean unless we're in public, but.
Speaker 4: Like if you're just hanging out, he doesn't, like I
Speaker 4: want to wear the helmet.
Speaker 12: No, it was one incident that we went to. I
Speaker 12: probably won't say that. If you're thinking twice, it is
Speaker 12: probably better or not. We're very close, but I don't
Speaker 12: do that to him.
Speaker 4: So I always I think it'd be pretty cool to
Speaker 4: be able to be like a Lutra door like with
Speaker 4: a mask in public, but then in private, no one
Speaker 4: knows who you are. Yeah, that's got to be pretty
Speaker 4: cool for him to be able to like be Marshmallow
Speaker 4: in public.
Speaker 12: I will say I can tell this story. There was
Speaker 12: one time he was saying that he uh was with
Speaker 12: his ex girlfriend and they were walking and somebody came
Speaker 12: up and asked to take a picture with her, and
Speaker 12: they asked him to take the picture.
Speaker 4: That's like, if you only knew, that's funny. H Thomas
Speaker 4: Rutt told a story about like that once to us too.
Speaker 4: He was at a like during Christmas at Opry Mills
Speaker 4: and someone's like, hey, take a picture, and then they
Speaker 4: gave him the phone to take a picture.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 12: It happens with my wife all the time too. What
Speaker 12: do you mean I go asked me to take a
Speaker 12: picture of them, and she's like, they're like, I noticed
Speaker 12: you because your wife.
Speaker 4: I'm like, also they know who they have. They need
Speaker 4: to see your wife to know it's you. Otherwise you're
Speaker 4: just a normal dude. Normals like, hey, you take a
Speaker 4: picture of us, do you? I just feel weird asking
Speaker 4: people to take a picture of me, Like I feel
Speaker 4: like I'm bothering them, though, like I will never My
Speaker 4: wife has no problem with it. Would be just ask
Speaker 4: somebody to take a picture.
Speaker 12: Like if it's her and I somewhere, Oh yeah, I
Speaker 12: just use the you're selfish, yeah, I mean, or just
Speaker 12: do the TikTok thing now, just to get something in
Speaker 12: the background, find the angle.
Speaker 4: Or your shoes.
Speaker 8: Who yeah, that's the thing.
Speaker 5: It's the whole album.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess. But if you're outside, that's kind of tough.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 12: I feel like people were pretty nice to take a picture.
Speaker 4: No, I feel like they will. I just hate asking
Speaker 4: anybody to do anything, so I don't want to go
Speaker 4: up with somebody be like, hey, man, I want on vacation.
Speaker 4: Once by myself wasn't really vacation. I went to finish
Speaker 4: a book, so I was like, if I go to Hawaii.
Speaker 4: I never been to Hawaii. I'm gonna go to Hawaii.
Speaker 4: The time zone is way different. I'm gonna go by myself.
Speaker 4: And I went hiking by myself and I was like, hey,
Speaker 4: we take a picture and they're like, yeah, you and
Speaker 4: who else were? I was like, no, just me, just
Speaker 4: me on me.
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's cool. Though not think in the moment it
Speaker 12: didn't feel very cool. Well, I would have asked you
Speaker 12: if you need a friend. But it's cool and it's
Speaker 12: also brave. Like the other day, I went to watch
Speaker 12: a movie by myself and I thought it was awesome.
Speaker 12: There's something about it.
Speaker 4: I've done that a lot. I've done it a decent
Speaker 4: amount of times, eating dinner or a movie. But it
Speaker 4: was because I didn't have any other choice.
Speaker 12: I don't know, I'm just a loner.
Speaker 4: But I feel like you have a lot of activity
Speaker 4: going on at home now and maybe you just needed
Speaker 4: some alone times, a good break.
Speaker 10: I saw Open Table the reservation app there was this
Speaker 10: whole article about how solo reservations are up this year,
Speaker 10: like percentage wise people are booking table for one.
Speaker 12: I think it's cool. I think a lot of people
Speaker 12: look at you like you're lonely. But then I look
Speaker 12: at it as like that dude or that girl's a boss,
Speaker 12: like she's not scared to go out to eat or
Speaker 12: going out hike in Hawaii. Like for you to go
Speaker 12: to Hawaii by yourself's crazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was just trying to get out of the time
Speaker 4: zone so I wouldn't be so focused on work because
Speaker 4: if everybody else was asleep, Yeah, then emails weren't flying in.
Speaker 12: That makes sense. Do you get a bunch of emails
Speaker 12: like about work. I don't chake emails at all. I
Speaker 12: don't have my schedule on my phone. I literally I've
Speaker 12: made it where just for a stress life environment or
Speaker 12: stress free environment, I just don't have my schedule. And then,
Speaker 12: like if we booked the tea time to go golf,
Speaker 12: I would probably tell you in an hour in advance.
Speaker 12: You know, I actually have to fly to somewhere. I
Speaker 12: just get told before, literally like a couple hours before.
Speaker 4: Well, that didn't seem safe. It seems like if youve
Speaker 4: been missing stuff like crazy.
Speaker 12: I'm always on time, but you bail on people technically no, no, don't.
Speaker 1: Technically fail because he said an hour before.
Speaker 5: The people that I'm always with they know me, so
Speaker 5: it's expected.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you get like a debrief or like the night before,
Speaker 4: like hey, don't forget tomorrow you have a B C.
Speaker 7: D, E F G.
Speaker 12: Yeah, but it goes in one ear and right out
Speaker 12: the other.
Speaker 4: But if you had to punch, I would just be
Speaker 4: so anxious.
Speaker 12: I'm a quick packer. So, h Kenny, that's about behind there. Oh,
Speaker 12: he's right here.
Speaker 5: So he goes with me.
Speaker 7: He takes six.
Speaker 12: Bags and they're all like, what sixty five plus pounds? Yes,
Speaker 12: he brings his whole closet. He's new to tour. Well,
Speaker 12: the first time we left. The first time we left,
Speaker 12: he told that we were deployed basically and gone for
Speaker 12: six months. He told his girl friend goodbye and everything.
Speaker 5: Wait, and then you left me like a weekend getting
Speaker 5: he came back.
Speaker 4: He was going for two So when you you just
Speaker 4: throw a suitcase to other quick and get out. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but do you do the thing where if you forget anything,
Speaker 4: you you know when you land, so you just have
Speaker 4: you just go get it when you land.
Speaker 12: The hardest thing for me is clothes from going from
Speaker 12: a show on a bus and flying somewhere and then
Speaker 12: being like, oh no, I don't have this or that,
Speaker 12: and then I hate trying to I hate wearing the
Speaker 12: same stuff on stage, which is weird. But it's like
Speaker 12: the same pictures for like content. So if already posted
Speaker 12: at me in that same outfit, I don't want to
Speaker 12: post it again because I feel like you're watching the
Speaker 12: same concert. So that's the hardest thing.
Speaker 4: What's that short do you wear? I'm trying to get
Speaker 4: the clothes down.
Speaker 12: And you can come rave my closet if you want.
Speaker 12: He's trying to get me to get rid of a
Speaker 12: lot of stuff.
Speaker 4: You're probably too jacked though, Like what do you wear?
Speaker 7: Dude?
Speaker 12: Every guy's jacked. Where's two sizes is too small for them?
Speaker 12: So I'm a smoth, I'm a smeeedy.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, you can put that perfect.
Speaker 4: But then he's saying I'm not Jack, right, yeah, Like
Speaker 4: did you catch all of them? It was like yeah,
Speaker 4: Like it was like a halfway, like I'm your friend,
Speaker 4: you can have whatever you want. But also, since you're
Speaker 4: not Jack, you don't understand what jack people how they
Speaker 4: live their life. Yeah, I felt that.
Speaker 12: No, I feel like everybody knows that.
Speaker 4: What's your exercise routine?
Speaker 12: Now, I would do this app. It's literally if you
Speaker 12: just I feel like I should be getting paid for
Speaker 12: this app because I'd recommend it so much and everybody
Speaker 12: uses it. But you just type in workout and it's
Speaker 12: the very first app on there, and it's like one
Speaker 12: hundred and fifteen dollars forever, and it gives you your
Speaker 12: own personal trainer basically, and they just you do your
Speaker 12: body type, your weight, your height, age, and then it
Speaker 12: brings everything in and as long as you are accurate
Speaker 12: till your weight and how many reps you actually did
Speaker 12: when you put it into the app, it'll calculate that
Speaker 12: for your next workout.
Speaker 4: To it like AI is like any way too?
Speaker 5: I mean is it like, uh, yeah, I know.
Speaker 12: It's so you get to personalize what you have at
Speaker 12: your house, so you can do like if you have dumbbells,
Speaker 12: that's all you have, so it'll do a lot of
Speaker 12: body weights and stuff like that.
Speaker 4: It's pretty cool.
Speaker 12: And how vigilant are you? You work out five days
Speaker 12: a week four days? I used to be seven days
Speaker 12: until I had three kids.
Speaker 4: What ab I golf?
Speaker 12: You'll play golf on the road mostly I might get
Speaker 12: one one day and home.
Speaker 4: Did the kids? Have you on cereals? Maybe you didn't
Speaker 4: eat until you had kids.
Speaker 12: Kate has me on different cereals. She's making me eat
Speaker 12: completely different.
Speaker 4: Oh so now you're talking about healthy cereals.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so I went from cinnamon Toa's crunch to I mean,
Speaker 12: I'm at cinnamon Toa's crunch, but it's like organic. I
Speaker 12: don't even know how they make organic cinnamon toast crunch.
Speaker 4: I don't think they do. You do they may?
Speaker 10: Really, It just means all the ingredients used to make
Speaker 10: air organic cinnamon, organic flower.
Speaker 4: That's not Cinemto's crunch. Then if there's anything natural that
Speaker 4: ain't cinnema toast crunch, I would say.
Speaker 12: My taste buds are changing though she's there, from all
Speaker 12: the different foods she's.
Speaker 4: Making me try in what way? Like you like olives?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 12: Like like coconut? I hate coconut. I hate bananas. But
Speaker 12: I'm actually the other day I didn't even realize what
Speaker 12: it was. I started eating it.
Speaker 8: And I was like, this is good.
Speaker 7: You didn't you eating a banana, no coconut.
Speaker 4: Oh, talk about musically because I feel like you, you know,
Speaker 4: stretch yourself in a lot of different ways and mean
Speaker 4: it's not even stretching because it is who you are.
Speaker 4: But people would be like, hey, he's a country artist,
Speaker 4: but you know you do the rock stuff. Get a
Speaker 4: little heavy on the album, you know with Marshmallow, definitely
Speaker 4: more of a dance vibe to it. What are like
Speaker 4: your internal rules on what you want to do or
Speaker 4: is it just simply if you like it right then.
Speaker 12: I'm trying to get I've been trying to do these
Speaker 12: weird things like have you seen me with sunglasses on recently?
Speaker 12: I don't ever wear sunglasses.
Speaker 4: I saw you, but you also wore sunglasses I think
Speaker 4: in the picture with you and your wife, like at
Speaker 4: the Awards show. Do you have them one?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 12: This recent one?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I never do that. I always thinking. I always
Speaker 12: think like wearing sunglasses inside is you know?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 12: So for me, I'm doing it because I'm trying to
Speaker 12: get over this thing of carrying what other people think,
Speaker 12: because it's one of my biggest pet peeves and when
Speaker 12: it comes to music, that's just kind of it's honestly
Speaker 12: helped me with my music that I'm making now.
Speaker 4: So that is an exercise and not caring what people think.
Speaker 4: Therefore it allows you to not caure what people think
Speaker 4: in grander things. Yeah, like the kind of music you're making.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's experiential.
Speaker 6: You're the one.
Speaker 3: You're the one that thinks.
Speaker 5: It's not cool. Yeah, I thought it like pretty cool.
Speaker 5: I mean, honest with you, I never thought, well, no,
Speaker 5: I was going to say.
Speaker 12: I mean I felt like I look kind of cool.
Speaker 12: But at the same time, though, at the same time
Speaker 12: that that is one thing because whenever they tried to
Speaker 12: put me in glasses a long time ago, I was like, no,
Speaker 12: I ain't doing it.
Speaker 4: And yeah, I don't know. What's your favorite song to
Speaker 4: perform live that has been a big hit for you?
Speaker 4: It still feels good after all these years, I know.
Speaker 12: I feel like every song changes at different venues. If
Speaker 12: you go to West Coast or the South or you know, wherever,
Speaker 12: Heaven is always a good one. But then if you
Speaker 12: go to like La and stuff, they love like be
Speaker 12: like that. See, I'll just say it changes your favorite song.
Speaker 12: Though my favorite song probably would be bearing Me and Georgia.
Speaker 4: Hey you got a new song, Backseat Driver. How you
Speaker 4: feel when you cut a song like that?
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 12: I love every bit about it. I'm really excited for
Speaker 12: everybody to hear this song. But I'm really excited for
Speaker 12: everybody just to hear this album. It's my favorite album.
Speaker 12: I feel like, lyric wise, it's different than what anybody
Speaker 12: else is doing right now.
Speaker 4: And what do you mean? It's different, just like making
Speaker 4: up words.
Speaker 12: Not making up words, but trying to stay away from
Speaker 12: words that people are using. Whiskey, trying to yeah, stars, yeah,
Speaker 12: the cliche, Yeah, Miles on it until Mello all the time.
Speaker 12: I think I told y'all when I first heard it,
Speaker 12: I was like immediately just said no. Then you play
Speaker 12: it three times over and it's just like, Okay, it's catchy,
Speaker 12: it's in your head.
Speaker 7: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 12: So we just knew it was going to be big
Speaker 12: for us. So but for the album, like we have
Speaker 12: one about my granddad for anybody who's went through Alzheimer's
Speaker 12: or dementia. It's called I'm writing you this so when
Speaker 12: you forget, you can remember, Like I have a lot
Speaker 12: of those songs on the album. I'm really excited for people.
Speaker 4: To hear and the records out next year. Ye all right,
Speaker 4: let's talk about the tour. You just announced the High
Speaker 4: Road Tour. What are these venues going to be? You've
Speaker 4: done every basketball it's like all cricket.
Speaker 12: Centers, and I think this will probably be more hockey.
Speaker 4: Like are you serious? I was making a joke.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I think it'll be more just hockey.
Speaker 4: You love doing sports, rain Is that's awesome.
Speaker 12: I mean I love sports.
Speaker 4: Do you ever play hoky? You were playing hockey?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 12: No, ye either, No, I don't understand people hit the
Speaker 12: fuck that hard.
Speaker 4: Go check out Kane. It's one of the best shows.
Speaker 4: We have listeners that called him it, like where should
Speaker 4: we go? What George Straight or Kane Brown? That's the
Speaker 4: question that was like, yea to go see Kane. No,
Speaker 4: she had a kid. She had a kid with her,
Speaker 4: and I was like, I would go see Kane. Kane
Speaker 4: show was like big and active and it's a bunch
Speaker 4: of hits and fun. And when the kid gets to
Speaker 4: be like eighteen, then you take him to see George
Speaker 4: Strait because he knows the song.
Speaker 12: I don't know, though, you know, I mean I hope
Speaker 12: George Strait's how old was the kid like five. Yeah,
Speaker 12: he got a long way to go, George all right.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I'm a fan, all right, Kane Brown and yeah,
Speaker 4: look for the new record at Kane Brown and you
Speaker 4: guys the ticket squand sall next week. Can't go to
Speaker 4: see Buddy, go to see you man.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 2: Number two, y'all heard Lunchbox geek out last week over
Speaker 2: Snooky's store opening in Nashville. Well, he got to get
Speaker 2: out again because she called him into the show. And
Speaker 2: it's super funny because Lunchbox now maybe on TV, I
Speaker 2: don't know. He also me get cut out of TV.
Speaker 2: That's what you're about to hear, particularly though this is
Speaker 2: where Lunchbox yells, so maybe turned down.
Speaker 3: The volume just a smitch.
Speaker 4: Number two, we don't want to bring on our super
Speaker 4: secret celebrity interview and and I want everybody to just
Speaker 4: take a breath because on the phone we have Snooky.
Speaker 5: What hello, taking breath?
Speaker 4: He didn't know? He didn't know.
Speaker 6: I can't, I know.
Speaker 4: Okay, So Snooky, thank you. I'm Bobby. Hold on Lunchbox,
Speaker 4: hold on, hold on, breathe bath this is crazy, okay, Okay,
Speaker 4: we have Snooky on Snooky, thank you so much for
Speaker 4: taking a few minutes to talk with us. We have
Speaker 4: a guy here that went to your ribbon cutting at
Speaker 4: your at your store.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I mean I can't forget him.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you do remember him?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we all did.
Speaker 6: He's going to be like a big part of the episode.
Speaker 4: Okay, let her talk, Let her talk, let her talk. Snuoky,
Speaker 4: first of all, tell me what the Snooky Shop is.
Speaker 4: So I'm actually curious about the store you opened up.
Speaker 6: So yeah, so I had the Snookie Shop. It's my
Speaker 6: clothing boutique. I love clothes, I love passion, and I
Speaker 6: feel like like I had my own little style. So
Speaker 6: I've had my ownline store for like ten years now,
Speaker 6: and then I just started opening stores twenty nineteen. So,
Speaker 6: I mean, I always come in Nashville freaking love it.
Speaker 6: It's my favorite place to go, and I was like,
Speaker 6: why not just open like a fun like destination store here.
Speaker 2: So that's what I did.
Speaker 4: So you're coming out of the store to cut the
Speaker 4: big ribbon, and there's a lot of your fans there.
Speaker 4: I mean there are literally means, it's rose deep. When
Speaker 4: do you notice that there's an adult man that's a
Speaker 4: lot louder than the rest of the people.
Speaker 6: I mean, he's screaming over everybody. I was like, oh
Speaker 6: my god, what is happening? And then he like kept screaming,
Speaker 6: and I'm like, sir, like are you okay?
Speaker 4: And did you ever we all threatened, no, not threatened.
Speaker 6: But then it was starting to get annoying. But I
Speaker 6: didn't want to be like brat, but I'm like, oh
Speaker 6: my god, sir, please lunchbuck.
Speaker 4: Now, I wouldn't want you to yell. If I have
Speaker 4: questions for our place, ask them, but don't yell at her.
Speaker 5: I don't even know what to ask, Like I am
Speaker 5: so in shock, like snooky, what is up?
Speaker 3: Listen?
Speaker 6: You are a good time and you're crazy and I
Speaker 6: love it.
Speaker 4: Do you have any questions?
Speaker 13: Now?
Speaker 4: She's a human being, I know, I know, but what
Speaker 4: do I ask her doing? Like I mean, I'm a
Speaker 4: massive fan.
Speaker 5: I've been watching her since the jump, like from the start,
Speaker 5: and I never thought i'd actually see her in person,
Speaker 5: and I saw a person now she's on the phone.
Speaker 5: I don't would say to her, like.
Speaker 4: What's your question about like her her career.
Speaker 5: Like snooky, like what is life like that? Like do
Speaker 5: you still enjoy filming the show or is it sort
Speaker 5: of like, Okay, I'll just do it because it's a
Speaker 5: job and it's cool. No.
Speaker 6: I definitely still love doing it. But it's definitely different
Speaker 6: now because back then, you know, we were in our twenties,
Speaker 6: we didn't have kids, we weren't married. So now I
Speaker 6: have three kids. I hate leaving them for more than
Speaker 6: two days. But when I do leave them, it's kind
Speaker 6: of like all right, like a little mommy break. So
Speaker 6: we have fun, we have wine, we enjoy ourselves. But
Speaker 6: it's definitely different to shoot the show now.
Speaker 5: Snooky, how often do you I mean, this is snooky
Speaker 5: guys from the Jersey He well, just gains you're just
Speaker 5: tuning in, Like how often do you talk to them
Speaker 5: outside of the show? Like, because I want to believe
Speaker 5: you guys are all super close and super friends and
Speaker 5: you and Diana are really like meat balls? Do you
Speaker 5: guys talk often outside of the show?
Speaker 6: Oh? Yeah, we have a group chat. We literally talk
Speaker 6: every single day.
Speaker 5: And get out of.
Speaker 6: Get She doesn't want to be a I don't know,
Speaker 6: we say crazy thing in the group chat.
Speaker 5: I'm down, I'll say crazy.
Speaker 4: Would you like to say anything to her about your
Speaker 4: actions while you were there. Oh, Snooky, she wouldn't have been.
Speaker 7: So so that was so fun.
Speaker 5: Like I had a blast and I was not a
Speaker 5: threat at all. Is just pure excitement. I saw you
Speaker 5: through the door and I was just like like, I
Speaker 5: couldn't help it.
Speaker 6: Well, I remember security coming up to me. They were like,
Speaker 6: do you want him to leave? I'm like, no, he's excited,
Speaker 6: but tell him to shut up.
Speaker 4: Lunchbucks. You had two more questions with Snooky, so well
Speaker 4: you asked her one and I'll think of something. Okay,
Speaker 4: give me a second, Snooky. So obviously your mom and
Speaker 4: you're taping. What else are you doing that to you?
Speaker 4: Is fulfilling? Is it something at work or do you
Speaker 4: have any new passions that you're working on?
Speaker 6: We Yeah, I would say my stores. I literally love
Speaker 6: owning stores. And then I also have a wine brand
Speaker 6: called Messy Mama, which like I love because you know,
Speaker 6: I love my wine, So I love being able to
Speaker 6: like chase new wines, to come out with new wines
Speaker 6: and bottles and designs. Yeah, I would say wine is
Speaker 6: definitely my passion.
Speaker 5: Yeah. And what's crazy is the store in Nationale. You
Speaker 5: can't buy the wine in the store you got to
Speaker 5: order it online.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's everywhere. It sucks, but yeah, it's only available online.
Speaker 6: Definitely trying to get into stores because my bottles are
Speaker 6: so cute. They're like metallic Leopard. It looks so cute
Speaker 6: on the stands. But yeah, only online for now, and
Speaker 6: then hopefully we'll get into all the stores.
Speaker 4: Lunch Bucks.
Speaker 5: Two questions go snooky, how rich are you?
Speaker 6: Everyone thinks time I make like two hundred million dollars.
Speaker 7: It's not that.
Speaker 6: But I'm definitely I'm grateful for what I have because
Speaker 6: I work, you know, so hard with like filming the
Speaker 6: shows and in my stores, and like, I feel like
Speaker 6: I'm always doing something and it's really for my kids.
Speaker 6: I want to give them the best frickin' life ever.
Speaker 6: So I mean, I'm grateful, but I'm not a billionaire.
Speaker 5: And do you, like, in your normal life, do you
Speaker 5: have like when you're at home with your kids, do
Speaker 5: you have security outside with you at all times?
Speaker 6: No, I'm looking Kardashians, listen, Jersey is so normal here.
Speaker 6: I can go to the store, no one cares, Like
Speaker 6: I live a very normal life. You know, obviously I'll
Speaker 6: get stopped for like a picture or whatever. But it's
Speaker 6: not like la crazy paparazzi like stuff like.
Speaker 4: That now snooky.
Speaker 6: Thank you grateful for that because I couldn't live like that.
Speaker 4: We really appreciate you calling in.
Speaker 5: You have one more, You have one more, you know,
Speaker 5: like back in the day, like when you're going through casting,
Speaker 5: you know, because I still have dreams and aspirations of
Speaker 5: reality TV game shows. Do you have any advice for
Speaker 5: me to.
Speaker 6: Be like a star?
Speaker 5: Well, I mean just how like were you just like
Speaker 5: give me some advice, like what are they looking for?
Speaker 5: Because I want to be on reality TV or I
Speaker 5: want to be on game shows and I haven't got picked.
Speaker 6: I mean I'm surprised because you're like a big ball
Speaker 6: of fun and you're loud, and I feel like if
Speaker 6: you have that loud personality and you're outgoing and you
Speaker 6: like stand out in the crowd, you should get picked.
Speaker 4: So they're idiots, I grease.
Speaker 5: Looking, That's what I'm saying. Hey, if you guys ever
Speaker 5: need someone to go on family vacation with you guys,
Speaker 5: let me know.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine him?
Speaker 5: I am screaming, My wife and three kids are okay
Speaker 5: with it. I've already I've already cleared it with them.
Speaker 5: I mean being poly d beating that beat.
Speaker 12: You know what I mean.
Speaker 5: Come on now, let's go.
Speaker 7: We got it.
Speaker 4: We got to say Snooky. Thank you so much for
Speaker 4: the time. Thank you for How did you guys get snooky?
Speaker 4: How did you do that? Check out the Snooky shop.
Speaker 4: We'll also put the one brand up in the notes
Speaker 4: of the podcast.
Speaker 10: I like the name messy Mama or is it messy
Speaker 10: mom or messy Mama Snooky.
Speaker 6: It's like mama, so m A w m A because I'm.
Speaker 4: A have a great day, Snookie.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you all right, Snookie, It's the best
Speaker 1: bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two, super exciting news.
Speaker 2: We won a CMA award and brothers Osborne called in
Speaker 2: to share the news with us, and that was fun
Speaker 2: because we joked with them about why they were calling in.
Speaker 2: But not only that, Eddie, Lunchbox or Mundo all had
Speaker 2: CMA accepted speeches prepared on the off chance we won
Speaker 2: or didn't win, and they had to share them regardless.
Speaker 3: Thankfully we did win.
Speaker 2: Shout out Country Music community and all are awesome listeners.
Speaker 2: But these acceptance speeches might get a little interesting, No,
Speaker 2: they did.
Speaker 3: They for sure did so.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure these will actually be used come to
Speaker 2: the day that we all go except the award, but
Speaker 2: they're funny for now.
Speaker 1: Number one, we.
Speaker 4: Were given this window that maybe somebody was gonna call
Speaker 4: us and say if we won the CMA Award. They
Speaker 4: ask every year, Hey, here's the window we might call
Speaker 4: and tell you you won. And then sometimes you just
Speaker 4: look out the window and nothing ever comes. Hey, Dad
Speaker 4: never comes back from going to get that milk, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean.
Speaker 5: That's not that's not funny what sometimes he does.
Speaker 4: So we've been waiting, talked about it now on the phone.
Speaker 4: We're not gonna go to him quite yet. It does
Speaker 4: say and I don't know that that's what this is about,
Speaker 4: but there's a pretty good uh indicator that it's John Osborne,
Speaker 4: a brother's Osbourne.
Speaker 5: He's on the phone.
Speaker 4: So either he has a bone to pick with us
Speaker 4: about something right, a new song he wants to promote,
Speaker 4: he wants to hop in and talk about a segment
Speaker 4: I don't know, or maybe he wants to.
Speaker 7: Tell us that what is he the beard guy or
Speaker 7: the other guy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's the beard He's the dar player. Hey John, John,
Speaker 4: hear us.
Speaker 8: Yeah, hear everybody.
Speaker 4: Hey, could you hear could you hear us talking about
Speaker 4: you before we came on with you?
Speaker 8: Could you hear us song about you? About you to?
Speaker 4: Who's there too?
Speaker 8: Yeah, we're this is kind of awkward, but we're in
Speaker 8: we're in jail right now.
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, that's why I call bail them out?
Speaker 8: Okay, well yeah, Lucy's with the kids. Can you help
Speaker 8: me out, man? It's just right down town, I mean
Speaker 8: just a couple of miles from there. I only need
Speaker 8: seventy five thousand dollars to be bailed out.
Speaker 4: After ten am, I'll be right there, buddy. Who's on
Speaker 4: the phone with you? Is John n TJ? Here?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Both of them?
Speaker 8: Yeah, TJ's here as well. In reality, we just wanted
Speaker 8: to call you to tell you congratulations, Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 8: You were the CMA Broadcast Award winner for Daily National
Speaker 8: Personality of the Year. Yeah, yeah, that is BIRTI.
Speaker 4: Of all, thank you. That's really great. Now I'd like
Speaker 4: to ask John and TJ? Why do you think we're
Speaker 4: so awesome? Would you please lead us into why you
Speaker 4: think why you think we Well, these were our friends.
Speaker 4: We didn't know they were going to I didn't know they.
Speaker 8: Were gonna call because well, you've got first of all,
Speaker 8: you have like eighteen personalities on one show, so it's
Speaker 8: a lot of personality. You should definitely win.
Speaker 4: Well, that kind of sucks on an answer. That just
Speaker 4: means we hired a bunch of people. It means we're
Speaker 4: not even good.
Speaker 8: No honesty, you guys, you kill it and crush it
Speaker 8: every year, every time we're in there, every morning, we
Speaker 8: sing your praises.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 8: But it's amazing to be able to call you with
Speaker 8: some good news. I know a lot of times you
Speaker 8: guys are always taking your time to promote us, so
Speaker 8: it's nice to take some time to do something for
Speaker 8: you guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, are you guys calling? Is this what the thing
Speaker 4: is that you guys are like super famous? You get
Speaker 4: to call and break the news to people who wont.
Speaker 8: But yeah, usually we're calling like, hey, can you please
Speaker 8: please please play our music request line?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we felt that, or they're doing it as not themselves. Hi,
Speaker 4: I'm Mike. Will you play Brothers Osbourne? Hey? Question?
Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly. This feels like way less death spread.
Speaker 4: Last thing I'll ask you guys, so on the award,
Speaker 4: I think can you read from our show. Who gets
Speaker 4: a trophy?
Speaker 8: Yeah, absolutely, it's you, Bobby, Amy Brown, Lunchbox, Eddie Ramundo,
Speaker 8: Abby Anderson, Kickoff, Kevin Scuba, Steve more than everybody.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody. We're gonna they're gonna go bankrupt because all
Speaker 4: the trophies I gotta get for our show.
Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 4: We love you guys, Thank you, Yeah, thank you for
Speaker 4: sharing exactly. Brothers very well, Hey, do you want us
Speaker 4: to play one of your songs? We can do we
Speaker 4: can trade here, it's perfect. Okay, so you just asked
Speaker 4: for too much, say we can't do anything. Now, which
Speaker 4: one do you want us to play? Give us one
Speaker 4: of your songs?
Speaker 8: Come on, it's something fun.
Speaker 4: You don't care, well, then I guess we'll do something fun.
Speaker 4: All right, Brothers Osborne, good to talk to you, guys.
Speaker 4: See you soon, see bell you out at ten. You
Speaker 4: guys can do your thing now. We asked Eddie, Ray
Speaker 4: and Lunchbox have a little speech ready in case we
Speaker 4: were told we won the CMA, which we're super grateful.
Speaker 8: We are.
Speaker 4: It's our fourth.
Speaker 7: It's awesome.
Speaker 4: So it feels weird if I say anything, because what
Speaker 4: do you mean?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I like I feel weird. Wh people are like, you
Speaker 4: did it. I'm like, I know, but I probably will
Speaker 4: never do it again, and I get sad. So that's
Speaker 4: why I don't like doing this. But Ray Mundo, you
Speaker 4: go with your speech.
Speaker 14: Go ahead, okay, dear academy on behalf of Doctor Bobby
Speaker 14: Bones and his hangar ons.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 14: Amy's probably gonna break the award, Lunchbox is going to
Speaker 14: take it in traffic on his bike, and Bones is
Speaker 14: going to get us to autographic since he's addicted to memorabilia. Now,
Speaker 14: I would say, see you again next year. Let's be really,
Speaker 14: you're probably gonna give sympathy one to what is wrong
Speaker 14: with Thanks guys and god bless.
Speaker 10: Also, it came next year because it's only every other
Speaker 10: year that you can, right, So that's what I say.
Speaker 4: Oh no, we're gonna have to bleep that part because
Speaker 4: I don't want to deal with the day. Yes, you
Speaker 4: can leave it up. I mean, just bleep it. Just
Speaker 4: bleep it right now. If you ever see us out,
Speaker 4: you can ask about Rachel said, but I believe that. Okay, Eddie, Well,
Speaker 4: I mean that was hilarious. Well we just had to bleep,
Speaker 4: but not worth it. Go ahead, Eddie, let me get
Speaker 4: my glasses out, and now I was reading glasses. If
Speaker 4: it's not of his note, I.
Speaker 9: Wrote a little little thing here for you guys. Wow,
Speaker 9: I just want to say thank you to all our listeners.
Speaker 9: You know, without you guys, we'd be talking to ourselves
Speaker 9: every morning. So we really appreciate you guys. Thank you
Speaker 9: to country Music, Thank you to the CMA. We really
Speaker 9: had thought you guys had forgotten about us.
Speaker 7: So glad.
Speaker 9: I'm glad you guys didn't forget about it. But you know,
Speaker 9: we all really appreciate this beautiful award, but especially Amy
Speaker 9: because the last one she broke, and this one's going
Speaker 9: to mean a lot to her.
Speaker 4: So Amy, this one goes.
Speaker 13: Everybody.
Speaker 4: Good night, everybody, okay, and let's buce. You get to
Speaker 4: conclude us here with our speech.
Speaker 5: Go ahead, Look, who's back back again? The champs are back.
Speaker 5: Tell a friend, should I feel bad for these other
Speaker 5: shows who are a bunch of chumps. Let's be real,
Speaker 5: I am more entertaining than them when I take a dump.
Speaker 4: Rhyming. First of all, he's rhyming poetry. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 4: didn't know he was rhyming, So I was just like,
Speaker 4: that's weird, but then it was a rhyme. But it's
Speaker 4: still kind of weird. But I I'm gonna leave it.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna leave it. Okay, I think you should start over.
Speaker 4: Ye please? Because I interrupted you go ahead.
Speaker 5: Look who's back back again? The champs are back. Tell
Speaker 5: a friend. Should I feel bad for these other shows
Speaker 5: who are a bunch of chumps? Let's be real, I
Speaker 5: am more entertaining than them. When I take a dump,
Speaker 5: feels good to be back on top. Must suck for
Speaker 5: these others to realize their show is a flop. Okay,
Speaker 5: now let's play a game with the other shows. It's
Speaker 5: called duck duck, duck. You suck.
Speaker 4: These other shows are good.
Speaker 5: We want it.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, let him finish.
Speaker 5: Haters like to hate, but the cmas say, we are great.
Speaker 5: Bye bye, Time for me to go. Maybe next year
Speaker 5: your show won't blow. Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Is that to every show period?
Speaker 10: Okay?
Speaker 5: Did you did you improv some of that? No, it's
Speaker 5: written right here.
Speaker 4: I don't stand by that, neither the record.
Speaker 5: I don't what I mean improve it.
Speaker 4: That I don't show the other shows suck. I think
Speaker 4: we're very fortunate, we're very grateful. I just wanted you guys,
Speaker 4: I knew you'd do it in a different way, like
Speaker 4: which one do you like?
Speaker 7: Which one can we use?
Speaker 12: Eddie?
Speaker 4: Yours is only acceptable. You can't do the other. Check
Speaker 4: a slam shot that we're gonna beep. And then the
Speaker 4: Lunchbox didn't call anybody out specifically, we didn't talk about
Speaker 4: didn't talk about bathroom habits, right right, So I don't
Speaker 4: stand by lunchboxes and other than the beep, I do
Speaker 4: stand by rays and Eddie. That's fine, okay, whatever, all right, go.
Speaker 1: It's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 2: All Right, y'all, that's it for me this weekend. Thanks
Speaker 2: for joining the Best Bits. Go check out Part one,
Speaker 2: Part three with Lunchbox if you need a little extra
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Speaker 2: new podcast Take This Personally. I had an anxiety specialist on.
Speaker 2: He's a physician turned specialist in anxiety. His name is
Speaker 2: doctor Russell Kennedy. And then I brought on one of
Speaker 2: my good friends in the industry, Anya Hammer, and we
Speaker 2: talked about mental health struggles. So if any of that
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Speaker 2: You can also follow the show at Bobby Bone Show.
Speaker 2: We got a lot of content up at bobbybones dot
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Speaker 3: That's it for now, see you next weekend.
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