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Speaker 1: My evil sister removed my girlfriend from being a bridesmaid

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Speaker 1: and then did something even worse. I think I know

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Speaker 1: the perfect revenge, But am I a hole?

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Speaker 2: If you know the perfect revenge, maybe it's a revenge

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Speaker 2: that is a holeless.

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Speaker 1: Oo.

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Speaker 2: It is like a taped over sphincter. Oh, it's like

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Speaker 2: a sphincter that's been sewn shut, all.

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Speaker 1: Gone.

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Speaker 2: Or maybe it's like a cheese grater. No shit can escape,

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Speaker 2: but it's a little bit slower, God, and it might hurt.

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Speaker 1: That's imagery I don't want in my brain saying I

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Speaker 1: don't want it, but I do want this story. So,

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Speaker 1: my girlfriend, Naomi and I have been together for over

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Speaker 1: a decade. My younger sister, Sarah and my girlfriend have

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Speaker 1: never been super close, but are friendly when we get together,

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Speaker 1: or I thought they were. We always think we gotta

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Speaker 1: stop thinking and just start doing each other. What ster

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Speaker 1: with a step in.

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Speaker 2: Friend or maybe not?

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Speaker 1: Or now Sarah got married a few days ago, grats, congrats.

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Speaker 1: When Sarah announced her engagement to the family, she asked

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Speaker 1: Naomi to be a bridesmaid, which surprised us a little,

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Speaker 1: but Naomi was very excited because she's never gotten to

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Speaker 1: do it before and probably won't have the chance. I

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Speaker 1: want to be clear. There was no suggestion from either

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Speaker 1: of us that Sarah should ask her. It was about

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Speaker 1: two seconds after she told us that she was engaged.

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Speaker 1: She said that she was so grateful to Naomi for

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Speaker 2: Oh it's cute, but but a few weeks oh, good duty.

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Speaker 1: Oh. A few weeks later, Sarah posed her bridesmaid proposals

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Speaker 1: brunch and Naomi wasn't there.

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Speaker 2: Oh gone. Oh.

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Speaker 1: Sarah never said it to either of our faces directly,

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Speaker 1: but clearly she has changed her mind. I just don't

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Speaker 2: Yeah, clearly.

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Speaker 1: Why would I tell you when I've already decided it exactly? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think things in my head.

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Speaker 2: You should be able to read telepathic Come on, come on,

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Speaker 2: get on it, be like professor, I know what you're thinking.

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Speaker 1: I'm out of the wedding.

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Speaker 2: Ah wait, catch me up to speed on what exactly

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Speaker 2: is going on right now? I'm a little confused.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So basically, Opie's girlfriend been around for ten years,

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Speaker 1: Opie's sister is getting married, and was like, hey, Naomi,

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Speaker 1: I want you to be my bridesmaid, even though they

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Speaker 1: were never closek and out of nowhere. Opie's sister posts

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Speaker 1: for Naomi.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's weird, and she.

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Speaker 1: Never said anything or like, all the other bridesmaids are

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Speaker 2: Well, I get but they were never close.

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Speaker 1: They were never close. But she asked her to be

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but she didn't ask her to go to the

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Speaker 1: Well, I guess not. Naomi was hurt, but she understood

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Speaker 2: Okay, so Naomi's taking it in stride.

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Speaker 1: That seems like it. That would have been fine. But

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Speaker 1: then a few weeks later, Sarah asked Naomi to go

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Speaker 1: day of with her friends and bridesmaids. Same thing. Naomi

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Speaker 1: said yes and even helped her find a good place

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Speaker 1: location and was not invited to the bachelorette party and

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Speaker 1: there's no mention of it to Naomi. So yes, that's

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Speaker 2: It gets deeper, So like I don't have a problem

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Speaker 2: with saying, hey, be my bridesmaid, but not being involved,

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Speaker 2: like especially if they don't know each other that well,

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Speaker 2: like not being involved in thinking, but if you're planning

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Speaker 1: Also, she's so far invited her to two things essentially

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Speaker 2: Just invite her, don't invite her. Don't let you do

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Speaker 1: Like just leave it be. Now. I'm kind of pissed

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Speaker 1: Naomi texted Sarah and asked about getting ready for hair

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Speaker 2: So she's completely uninviting her from the bridesmaids thing.

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Speaker 1: From the bridal shower to the bachelorette party to yeah,

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Speaker 1: it after directly asking her to join three times. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: there's only one way to find out.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's keep reading. Then I was really pissed.

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Speaker 1: Sarah wanted this really expensive baking mixer thing for a

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Speaker 1: expected it, but after everything with Naomi, I felt like

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Speaker 1: being petty, so I cut her a check instead and

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Speaker 1: returned the mixer Dango pettiness level raised. Yeah. A few

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Speaker 1: days after the wedding, Sarah texts me saying, I don't

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Speaker 1: know how to ask this, but like, what happened to

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Speaker 1: my mixer? What happened to my girlfriend being part of

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Speaker 1: your party? What happened is you telling her three times

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: What happened to that?

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Speaker 2: What happened to you being an asshole? Oh right, you're

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Speaker 1: Yeah? And I responded, I don't know how to ask,

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Speaker 1: but what happened to treating my girlfriend like a freaking

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Speaker 2: We would totally called that clapback.

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Speaker 1: We did.

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Speaker 2: We did clapback gigs. Yep.

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Speaker 1: Now my brother and my new brother in law and

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Speaker 1: my mom are all texting me saying WTF and then

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Speaker 1: I probably shouldn't have done that, but she feels a

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Speaker 1: little vindicated. Am I've a whole? Now we have an update?

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean just just a quick breakdown before the update. Yep.

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Speaker 2: I think OPI's a little bit the a hole because

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Speaker 2: instead of like holding the petty card. So a little

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Speaker 2: bit the a hole. But obviously the sisters the a

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Speaker 2: hole too. Naomi is the angel. She's just rolling with

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Speaker 2: the other family members need to be like, Bro, Sarah,

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Speaker 2: what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Literally, why are you being such a Just don't invite her?

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Speaker 1: It's so yeah, it's so simple. Well, onto the updates.

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Speaker 1: I just want to know why Sarah is doing That's

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Speaker 1: what I want to know. That's the mystery to me. Well,

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Speaker 1: just got more confusing. No.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I wanted it to get less confusing. I thought

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Speaker 2: we were solving this Rubik's cube of fucking lies and

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Speaker 1: No, she said. When she asked Naomi to be a bridesmaid,

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Speaker 1: she meant her honorary bridesmaid.

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Speaker 2: Of course, what does the honorary bride'smaid plan everything but

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Speaker 2: not participate in the fun is? I want you to

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Speaker 2: be my honorary bridesmaid. What that means is you're gonna

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like a wedding planner, but not paid

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Speaker 2: and not treated well exactly. You should know that I'm

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Speaker 2: implying honorary just by saying honorary bridesmaid, but like minus

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Speaker 2: the honor exactly and all of the air. There's nothing here.

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Speaker 2: I'm not doing anything for you.

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Speaker 1: She then said for the bachelorette party, Naomi had told

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Speaker 1: Naomi would be able to attend and was just helping

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Speaker 1: her to plan it. Naomi said that she told Sarah

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Speaker 2: Sarah, fuck you.

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Speaker 1: Naomi is a very non confrontational person and had asked

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Speaker 1: the makeup thing. My sister said that Naomi had told

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Speaker 1: see a reason for her to come get ready with them.

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Speaker 1: But you told her to join, So what is she

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Speaker 2: What does it mean to be an honorary bridesmaid? Yeah, Sarah,

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Speaker 1: Hey, Sam, so I would like you to be the

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Speaker 2: Oh oh thanks, Seana.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're so welcome. So you're just gonna pay and

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Speaker 1: plan for like the whole bachelor party and everything. You're

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Speaker 1: so honorary. Fuck you exactly. Now we're talking, and my

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Speaker 1: some other crappy stuff, so I just hung up on

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Speaker 1: because my brother in law probably couldn't even figure out

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Speaker 1: Thanks for all the comments. I've never seen that many

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Speaker 2: Wow. Well, I think we can all agree that Sarah

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Speaker 2: is an asshole. But I just want to like, has

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Speaker 2: anyone ever done an honorary bridesmaid or groomsman? Like it's bullshit?

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Speaker 2: Let us know if you've ever heard of that ever?

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Speaker 2: And also, what is your biggest wedding drama, because there's

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Speaker 2: when you're involved in the planning, So I want your

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Speaker 1: Instantly, drop that tea down there. Yeah, Op's not the

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Speaker 1: a hole, Naomi, He's not the a hole. Well, I

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Speaker 1: guess maybe a little bit of the a hole for

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Speaker 1: the way he reacted.

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Speaker 2: Naomi or op OPI well, Opie, maybe a little bit, yeah,

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Speaker 2: maybe a little bit.

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Speaker 1: But Sarah the biggest a hole ever.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So you cheat on me and brag to your friends. Well,

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Speaker 2: enjoy deportation.

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Speaker 1: Man, that is ultimate clap bag. Yeh.

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Speaker 2: It's like I control whether you live in this country

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Speaker 1: All your discording die abroad.

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Speaker 2: So I met this girl twenty two at the time,

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Speaker 2: while I was thirty at the time. I was working

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Speaker 2: at a national park and she was a housekeeper on

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Speaker 2: a work visa classic romance story. Musty puck ranger coming

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Speaker 1: M I see you pine needle, poppy, Poppy, that's a

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Speaker 2: We instantly hit it off, and within a month we

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Speaker 2: I'd spend is there an off season for being a housekeeper.

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Speaker 2: Because your home more Yeah, more people are home.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's true.

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Speaker 2: I'd spend a few months in Romania or meet her

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I met this girl Romania. She lived on this

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Speaker 1: And she said she didn't want to be my property, Like,

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Speaker 2: Sskousskou any Romanians to help let us know. Romania never

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Speaker 2: Sounds good, Hey, that's what we want. So I arranged

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Speaker 2: making sense, all making sense, it's all coming together and

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Speaker 2: so perfectly right. Nothing bad will happen, nothing bad, nothing

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Speaker 1: Why are you worry? You?

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Speaker 2: Look at your silly little face. Worry so much? You

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Speaker 2: join in anything other than that? And you're in murky terror. Hello, bestie, bestie.

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Speaker 1: How are you still best friends with her? Come on,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, man, get that out of here. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Also like after a year, like that's a long time,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she comes in and she gets the

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Speaker 2: want to take advantage of me, and she'd have fun

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Speaker 2: is some pro revenge. I don't know what you guys

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Speaker 1: This this is a bit mun I mean, no, I

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Speaker 2: It's it's a part of your fiance.

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Speaker 1: It's terrible what what she did? Oh man, that's.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, years eight different guys bragging about.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's it's awful.

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Speaker 2: It's awful, Like like I think punishment fits the crime.

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Speaker 1: I mean she did, it's it's it's one thing if

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Speaker 1: she was just like, oh, I'm just like coming over

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Speaker 1: Like I would have been like a babe.

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Speaker 2: Babe, are you a terrorist?

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Speaker 1: So? Are you a terrorist? Bro? Make sure you're making content.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't lie to me, Babe.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I'm not a terrorist, sweetie.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So Meg definitely got his revenge. But if you

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Speaker 2: want another story about cheating, look at this video. My

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Speaker 2: Check it out.

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Speaker 1: Oh,