WEBVTT - Two Coke Cans Was Too Much 😳

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<v Speaker 1>Get your head us together, and we're going to start

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<v Speaker 1>to party.

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<v Speaker 2>Start. I'm ready to party.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Ran After Party.

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<v Speaker 2>The After Party podcast. Earlier, we were talking about guys

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<v Speaker 2>who are very well in doubt and we had to

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<v Speaker 2>move on and get into something else. But we got

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<v Speaker 2>all these texts people wanted to talk about it, including Lisa.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me get Lisa here. She's right here. Lisa, Hi, Lisa.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for holding on. All right, So we were talking

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<v Speaker 2>about guys who well, we were talking about it, in

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<v Speaker 2>particular a football player whose ex girlfriend said they couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>be together anymore because he was the size of two

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<v Speaker 2>coke cans.

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<v Speaker 3>That sounds familiar. Actually, that sound familiar.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So you texted in so obvious. So you have

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<v Speaker 2>something to say about this, will you? Once stated a

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<v Speaker 2>guy who what, Well.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's the thing. I'm a person who's I'm in competition

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<v Speaker 3>with myself, so it was a conquered thing for me.

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<v Speaker 3>So at first I'm like, whoa, whoa, Okay, I gotta

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<v Speaker 3>do something to prepare for this. So I actually did

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<v Speaker 3>some exercises. There are jj exercises you can do out

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<v Speaker 3>there to prepare for things like that. And I tried

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<v Speaker 3>to go to the toy store by the toy as

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<v Speaker 3>close as the side as possible to try to prepare

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<v Speaker 3>for that. But I want to be too loose because

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<v Speaker 3>you know, growth.

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<v Speaker 2>You're looking for a happy media.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah exactly, because you want that firmness.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, y y yeah yea yeah, okay, I'm with you.

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<v Speaker 2>But you feel like you needed to take action in

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<v Speaker 2>order to prepare.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I need to prepare, yes exactly. And believe me,

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<v Speaker 3>it was definitely well well done. I bought a book

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<v Speaker 3>and all that good stuff. When I say I was preparing,

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<v Speaker 3>it was so worth it. Oh yeah, I said for

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<v Speaker 3>the exercises. Yeah, it's called relax your lips.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, I didn't know that was what that was about.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that? Gandhi?

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<v Speaker 3>Listen when I say I was going to conquer this,

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<v Speaker 3>I was going to conquer this for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Every Step podcast, Lisa, how did you know that

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<v Speaker 1>this was on its way? Did this person tell you

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<v Speaker 1>to prepare for it? Had you seen it?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>No, no no the first time. I couldn't go through

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<v Speaker 3>it the first time. Oh yeah, I'm like, okay, so

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<v Speaker 3>you know, let's set this up a second time. That's

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<v Speaker 3>when I prepare, you know, bought the books and to

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<v Speaker 3>be exercised, and went to the toy stores and all

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<v Speaker 3>that stuff, so you know, and the next time, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it went all the way around. Was a rodeo show

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<v Speaker 3>the next time around, for sure?

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<v Speaker 2>What so?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You so obviously you were not scared away. You You're like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I have an obstacle here, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna succeed at this.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he give you a.

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<v Speaker 2>Heads up before?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you should, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he give you a heads up before he presented it?

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<v Speaker 2>Or was it a surprise?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sort of but you know, I always think, like, you know, guys,

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<v Speaker 3>they always talk stuff like that. You know, I didn't,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, believe in to actually saw it and felt

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<v Speaker 3>it almostly. Yeah, I needed a second chance with that one. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So you conquered it successfully.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, oh yeah, very much so. But that was

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<v Speaker 3>the first and last time I did it. I conquered it,

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<v Speaker 3>checked off my lists on I'm good, not again, I'm good.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, wait a minute, hold on, And here's the thing,

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<v Speaker 2>and this is the problem with this lawsuit between the

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<v Speaker 2>football player and his ex she was out there talking

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<v Speaker 2>about it, and it kind of messed with his He

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<v Speaker 2>felt his reputation this and that. But there are a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of guys who are very very well stacked who

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<v Speaker 2>feel like it's a negative. It's a bad thing because

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<v Speaker 2>no one wants to be with him again because it's

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<v Speaker 2>too much. And was that the reason why you let

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<v Speaker 2>this guy go? Or was it just not the guy?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, he just wasn't the guy it was, Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 3>just wasn't the guy. I just saw him from the

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<v Speaker 3>waist down, that's all. I didn't see manything more than that.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's what they're all worried about, is that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's all.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean. So, I mean, maybe it's a good thing

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<v Speaker 3>for him because I conquered it. We both have famalies.

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<v Speaker 3>I have fun, so hopefully that he had fun too,

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<v Speaker 3>but that that was definitely a one time thing.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's got to be a lot of lonely well

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<v Speaker 2>and dowt guys out there.

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<v Speaker 3>You feel like this is a boo crimeer river No,

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<v Speaker 3>but they gotta.

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<v Speaker 2>Be, you know. I mean, they can't keep anyone around

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<v Speaker 2>because they scare them off.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a friend who.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I guess I got scared off to an extent.

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<v Speaker 3>So I got scared off and went back and then

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<v Speaker 3>that was it. So that definitely won't be the last

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<v Speaker 3>time to try something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what were you saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a friend who claims this. You guys have

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<v Speaker 1>met him, and he says he has this problem. It's

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<v Speaker 1>ruined his love life, and you know why, poor him.

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<v Speaker 1>He feels so bad because he can just never do

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<v Speaker 1>the things he wants to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't know if I believe it problem a

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<v Speaker 2>problem list.

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<v Speaker 4>Lisa had one interaction with the guy transaction whatever you

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<v Speaker 4>would call it, and never again.

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<v Speaker 3>This yosit in a bank that he was ready to stay.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a question.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you're like hot and heavy with somebody and

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<v Speaker 1>then you didn't know it was like that, and then

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<v Speaker 1>there it is like at that point, what.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you do? I'm out?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you really do say it? Do you say I'm out?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? What happened the first time that That's basically what

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<v Speaker 3>happened the first time I actually talked it out and say, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>I need to need a chance to prepare for this.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm out spoken like that, So happened the first time.

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<v Speaker 2>You could say it's also the same as the opposite

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<v Speaker 2>if someone is not well stacked at all. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>there seems like a great guy and.

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<v Speaker 3>Problem.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure there's a lot of guys like scary for instance.

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<v Speaker 2>Second don't speak on average. But I wanted to know why.

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't. This is the crazy part.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't understand because everyone is it. Is it something

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<v Speaker 4>that you're afraid of or is it something.

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<v Speaker 2>That you wish for?

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<v Speaker 4>Because in my life, all I hear is the bigger,

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<v Speaker 4>the better you hear.

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<v Speaker 2>Women say that all the time and cans to coke cans.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like death too, coke cans.

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<v Speaker 3>Think about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's bigger than Danielle's water bottle right there.

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<v Speaker 2>And I think we just get out of here.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just used to hearing all the talk on the

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<v Speaker 4>other side of the conversation that you know that you

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<v Speaker 4>feel like, oh, here, this this guy, this this information

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<v Speaker 4>is out there, congratulations or more women are gonna want him?

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<v Speaker 2>But I guess not so, Lisa. To your point, it

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<v Speaker 2>was a conquered thing because it was so big. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't have the same curiosity for like a small one, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely not, No, not, because I've been there and done that.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't knock it until I try. I've been there

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<v Speaker 3>and done that, so no, I know you said you're.

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<v Speaker 4>Very outspoken, So in my mind, if that comes at you,

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<v Speaker 4>you're starting to laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just because because I've done it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry you look at your laugh There's some guy driving

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<v Speaker 2>to work right now. Oh my god, you're laughing.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you're not because I'm talking about him. That's why.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you had to pick a problem too small

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<v Speaker 1>or too big, I know it would probably sound crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>but too small might be the better problem because you

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<v Speaker 1>can always add on, but you can't subtract. Go to

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<v Speaker 1>a store, get a thing. Yeah, you can just add

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<v Speaker 1>to that. It'll be fine, Like you can do things

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<v Speaker 1>you've never heard of. A strap on.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, I I can't. I can't add to that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not, it's not. It's not the same. Okay, Lisa. Interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>We wanted to hear your point of view, and god

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<v Speaker 2>knows we did. That was that was awesome. Listen, Thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you for listening to us.

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<v Speaker 3>Awesome. Thank you guys for having me. I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, you take you have a good day.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations do we have to put a disclaimer at the

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<v Speaker 1>beginning of this book.

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<v Speaker 2>Why you don't listen with your children or science?

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<v Speaker 4>Grandma?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, are your small penis boyfriend? Are your small penis boyfriend?

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<v Speaker 2>He may be offended.

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<v Speaker 1>A little bit of geometry can shape

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<v Speaker 2>After party