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Speaker 1: we talk bays Ball. Derek Jeter will not be attending.

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Speaker 1: Will not be attending. He's gonna miss the Old Timers game,

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Speaker 1: a celebration of the Yankees two thousand World Series team

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Speaker 1: twenty five years ago. He says, going to miss it

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Speaker 1: for his daughter's eighth birthday party. Does that one pass

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Speaker 1: more screen time. They will see nineteen of their games

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Speaker 1: without controversy. In New York Story, we talked about in

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Speaker 1: a previous episode of the show that there was an

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Speaker 1: issue with the Yankee Old Timer game and Derek Jeter

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Speaker 1: that's the must That's an alumni association. So why is

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Speaker 1: the question Derek Jeter, Yankee Royalty missing the Old Timers game.

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Speaker 1: They're gonna celebrate the two thousand Yankees twenty five years ago,

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Speaker 1: Does that pass the smell test? So I've got Church Lady, missed, Chiquita,

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Speaker 1: that's the old Larry David thing from Kirby Enthusiasm.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's my daughter's birthday. I wish I could go.

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Speaker 1: I'm not making this up. The Savannah Bananas. Are you

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Speaker 1: If your life dependent on it, if your freedom dependent

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Speaker 1: all right. Uh. You could ask the most die hard

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Speaker 1: now listen, I get it. There's always been barnstorming operations

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Speaker 1: What could that be?

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Speaker 6: Goes off the fingertips of the valkyries.

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Speaker 1: Valkyries, that's a dumb man.

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Speaker 6: The object the block right there?

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Speaker 1: Well, I see the object, Yeah, what is that? Great?

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Speaker 3: The slimer We're not exactly where.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure where it can what could it be?

429
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Speaker 1: They're about to find out.

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Speaker 6: No room for any of that, room for that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and no once picked the object up.

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Speaker 1: Yet you got to scale. Nobody wants to touch it, Okay, inappropriate?

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Speaker 1: Whoever it is, all right? So I have questions. My

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Speaker 1: first question is was this premeditated or was this a

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Speaker 1: crime of opportunity? Meaning, did does somebody go away if

436
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Speaker 1: some woman had it in her purse or whatever and

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Speaker 1: somebody like got drunk and decided to throw it on

438
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Speaker 1: the court, or did somebody bring this with them with

439
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Speaker 1: the intention of throwing it on the court at the

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Speaker 1: perfect time with a minute to go in the game.

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Speaker 6: It was absolutely premedically.

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Speaker 1: You believe it was pre medical. You don't think this

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Speaker 1: was a crime of opportunity where somebody just happened.

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Speaker 6: I just don't think women typically carry that around.

445
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Speaker 3: It doesn't have to be in their purse.

446
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Speaker 1: Coop.

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00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 7: Okay, women can wear skirts and just have it up

448
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Speaker 7: there and let's say they got let's say they stood

449
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Speaker 7: up real fast, or they laughed really hard and it.

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Speaker 1: Came bouncing out. It was an accident.

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Speaker 6: Did you see the size of this? Have you seen?

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Speaker 1: That's what he said.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but you can't just walk around.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, what happened to the golly the

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Speaker 1: jolly green giant. It lost its you know, it lost

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Speaker 1: its thing, right, I mean, that's my god.

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Speaker 6: So they do a pretty like tight close up on

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Speaker 6: this thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you were you watching that over and.

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Speaker 6: Over, goop, you'd be able to tell if it.

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Speaker 1: Was game us. So I think that's right out of

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Speaker 1: the box.

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00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 7: Wiled though, because toys are expensive and you're gonna waste

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Speaker 7: one that's obviously silicone like.

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Speaker 1: Those more expensive.

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Speaker 6: Really we met over there's a zero chance that a

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Speaker 6: woman had anything to do with this.

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Speaker 1: Those guys are bills fans. Remember when Gronkowski was he

469
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Speaker 1: threw uh, yeah, we know, say that word. I can

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Speaker 1: say it. We had to say it, go ahead.

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Speaker 3: But word, the d word is a dildo.

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Speaker 1: I think you just said that word times. If we

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Speaker 1: had a well you can say it. I don't think

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Speaker 1: trouble you can't. I don't know, because like years ago

475
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Speaker 1: there was like we can't say that, but I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That's a long time ago.

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Speaker 3: I know seven words I can't say, and that's not

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Speaker 3: one of them.

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Speaker 1: Well, they're more than seven. We tell you George Carlin,

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Speaker 1: when he was doing it, there were seven, but now

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Speaker 1: there's more than seven. So there you go, w n

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Speaker 1: B two nights in a row. W what are what

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Speaker 1: are we talk about? The woman losing her her weave?

484
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: And now we've got flying phallus projectile on the court.

485
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Speaker 1: What could possibly happen?

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Speaker 3: Someone's implant's gonna.

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Speaker 1: How about this deep state conspiracy? How about this? What

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Speaker 1: if that was a plant by the w n B

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Speaker 1: A to get another Bible moment? How about that? What

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Speaker 1: if somebody from the w n B I said this

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Speaker 1: is gonna go viral? About that?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 1: Come on? I mean, what are we doing here? Deep State?

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Speaker 1: Come on? Then we have a we have a game

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Speaker 1: to play. Let's let's do that right now. I think

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00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 1: it's time. We've endured too many of these? Is it

497
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:50,120
Speaker 1: too much or not enough enough? Already? Let's do it.

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00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:52,200
Speaker 1: Here we go time now for too much or not enough?

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00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,880
Speaker 1: We'll ask you a series of questions and all the

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Speaker 1: answers are too much or not enough. And in order

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Speaker 1: to win our little game and get a golden ticket,

502
00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,959
Speaker 1: you have to get three questions. Right. It's very simple,

503
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 1: It's so easy. There was this guy named Hollering James

504
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 1: Fast Asleep who just snore and based on if he snored,

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00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 1: it was too much. If he didn't snore, it was

506
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: not enough, and he won the game. And there's a song,

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00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: you know, take thirty six pills in the morning, thirty

508
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Speaker 1: six pills a night from Jay Scoop, and that is

509
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Speaker 1: a tribute to that night when Hollering James won Fast

510
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Speaker 1: Asleep playing our game. We had Brian in Minnesota. Hello, Brian, Hey,

511
00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: what's going on?

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Speaker 8: Not much, just heading home from work and.

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00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, what kind of work you got going on there?

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00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 1: Brian Demolition? Oh, the demo man, Brian, the demo man,

515
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Speaker 1: one of the many demo men. I thought, you guys,

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Speaker 1: you do demo at night. I thought it makes a

517
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 1: lot of noise, though. You must do commercial demo.

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Speaker 8: Right, that's what we do.

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00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, commercial, Yeah you can't because he can't really blow

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Speaker 1: up a house kitchen at this time. You know, I

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00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 1: got you all right, well, they are you in Minneapolis?

522
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Speaker 1: Are you further up?

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Speaker 8: Or were you I'm in the north suburbs.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Oh the beautiful in Minneapolis. I got, I got you.

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Speaker 8: Have you ever been James hangs.

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Speaker 1: Though you have been to the Have you been to

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Speaker 1: the Mermaid?

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00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 8: Yes?

529
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 1: I was at the Mermaid?

530
00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 8: I know I should have made it up there.

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Speaker 1: Man, epic. What was a wonder? They put my name

532
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:26,800
Speaker 1: on the jumbo tron out in front of the Mermaid.

533
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:27,440
Speaker 1: That was awesome.

534
00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 8: I mean that was like the eighth place that they

535
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Speaker 8: look for you, right, like they can't find you a venue.

536
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: But yeah, well there were a couple that were looking

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Speaker 1: at and they settled on the murmurd It's cool, a

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Speaker 1: good place a bar bowling Hold. Here we go, Yeah,

539
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:42,560
Speaker 1: that's right, all right, here we go. Let's do it here, Brian.

540
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 1: Too much or not enough? Question number one? Nicola Vucevich

541
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,680
Speaker 1: holds the NBA record for the most games with a

542
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 1: double double and zero turnovers, with ninety of them. Is

543
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 1: that too much or not enough?

544
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 8: Too much?

545
00:30:57,600 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 1: He says, too much? Let's find out. Yeah, believe it

546
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 1: or not, that's actually not enough. Lusevich shoes bounced around

547
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: the NBA has one hundred and one games like that,

548
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 1: double double, zero turnovers. So you did not get that

549
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 1: one right. But when we want to question too, there

550
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 1: have only been fifteen players to hit more home runs

551
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 1: in their age twenty one season than Tampa Bay's Junior Tamanero.

552
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 1: It's a good name. Isn't that a good name? Brian

553
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: Junior flows off the Yeah. Is that too much or

554
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: not enough? That's gonna be not enough? Okay? He says,

555
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 1: not enough, Brian, Let's find out that is right. You're

556
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 1: on the board. Not enough. Demo man, Brian is on

557
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,880
Speaker 1: the board. There have been demo God. Maybe old not

558
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:42,400
Speaker 1: change that. I want to right that. I want to

559
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:46,720
Speaker 1: say demo god? Writing that that all right? Yeah, not enough?

560
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 1: There have been seventeen players to hit more than more

561
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Speaker 1: than their age twenty one season. Question number three for

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Speaker 1: the demo god Brian. There are ten players with at

563
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,480
Speaker 1: least one hundred and twenty hits so far this baseball season?

564
00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:03,680
Speaker 1: Is that too much or not enough? Enough? Not enough?

565
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: He's again going with not enough. Let's find out, Oh, no,

566
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 1: too much. There are only seven players with one hundred

567
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: and twenty hits or more, led by Toronto's Bobashett leads

568
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 1: the league with one hundred and thirty one hits. They

569
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:21,239
Speaker 1: were trying to get here, so yeah, know you do.

570
00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: You're good at math. You're good at math. You listen

571
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: to our live coverage. It is too much, not enough.

572
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: We've got the demo God, Brian. He lives in Minnesota,

573
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: does a lot of work commercial demo at night, drives home,

574
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: listens to us. Question for it. There are only five

575
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Speaker 1: players who have fifty or more receiving touchdowns over the

576
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 1: last five seasons. Is that too much or not enough

577
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 1: to stay alive? Brian? Too much? He says, too much.

578
00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: Let's find out, Hey, you still alive. Look at that

579
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:54,480
Speaker 1: you stayed alive. But too much. There's only been three

580
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: Davonte Adams of the Rams now Mike Evans and Tampa

581
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 1: and Tyreek Hill with Miami. Question number five, here we

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00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 1: go comes out of this number, Brian. This is Game

583
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: seven of the World Series, NBA Finals, Stanley Cup Final.

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00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 1: This is the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl. We're

585
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 1: tied up. Are you ready?

586
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 8: I am ready?

587
00:33:13,120 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 1: Aaron Judge leads baseball this season with thirty intentional walks

588
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:22,480
Speaker 1: for the Bronx Bombers. Is that too much or not enough?

589
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 1: Too much or not enough, Brian the demo god.

590
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 6: You either win or lose.

591
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: You either walk it off or you walk back in shame.

592
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 1: Not enough, sure about that? No, but you're gonna stick

593
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 1: with you. Sure? I can't talk you out of that.

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00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 1: No final answer? Yep, all right, let's find out. Congratulations,

595
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: you're a loser, Brian. All Right, it's okay, Brian, it's

596
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 1: only a game show. No one's listening.

597
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:54,040
Speaker 8: You're in Minnesota again.

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00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: I will make sure I make it okay. Hey, I

599
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: love Minnesot had a great time. You people are really cool,

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00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 1: cool town. I like many app Saint Paul was beautiful there.

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00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: All right, thank you? All right, Yeah, there's a right

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Speaker 1: he genuinely upset.

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Speaker 3: Yeah he did. Oh that mod Please do not smite us.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you made that Soffie that Yeah, I dumped out? Okay,

605
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: the guy said yesterday. All right. Anyway, all right, we are, yes,

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Speaker 1: the very exciting Queen of Hearts. Anything specifically you'd like

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Speaker 7: This people, I really want to talk about online dating today.

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Speaker 7: So if any of you have any questions about online dating.

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Speaker 1: Or my wife, there you go.

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Speaker 7: Sometimes it's great. Sometimes you might get your butt beats.

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Speaker 1: So a lot of a lot of booty calls online too.

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Speaker 1: People like that for the booty call anyway. If you

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Speaker 1: You're doing what happened, I missed something.

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Speaker 7: Well, I have a friend and I went out to

641
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Speaker 7: dinner with him this week and he has been on

642
00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 7: Baby Daddy Baby Mama online dating thing. So if you

643
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 7: have kids, it's for you to go and meet someone right. Well,

644
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 7: the girl he was talking to said she wasn't with

645
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 7: her husband anymore. He found her phone and he started

646
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Speaker 7: sending like death threats. I know where you work, I

647
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 7: know you're kids. Really, they're gonna watch me beat you

648
00:36:26,120 --> 00:36:30,319
Speaker 7: into the ground house. Leave my wife alone. And he's

649
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 7: an innocent party in this. He's like, I didn't even

650
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 7: meet up with her yet, So be very careful, especially

651
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 7: when you're dealing with people who have kids significant others.

652
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Speaker 7: You're gonna you're getting people in trouble out here.

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Speaker 1: Think about that. That's I was just laughing with me

654
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Speaker 1: because Douglas in Mississippi said when he was a kid,

655
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Speaker 1: his mom used to call all the neighborhood kids the

656
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Speaker 1: D word, and he said, none of us had any

657
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Speaker 1: idea what it meant.

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Speaker 3: That would be crazy so funny.

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Speaker 1: Like I just I just imagine all the neighborhood was

660
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Speaker 1: your mom called what is that?

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Speaker 3: Even if we were laughing about it.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it was that just the visual of being like,

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Speaker 1: you know, a neighborhood kid and you're some mom's calling

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Speaker 1: you that. Yeah, let's see what do we have? A

665
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 1: frog dog says, uh, what does it say about women?

666
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 1: A woman if she owns a green sex toy, is

667
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 1: she into aliens?

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Speaker 7: Well, you know what's funny because they do have different

669
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Speaker 7: toys like that.

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Speaker 3: They have ones that are in.

671
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Speaker 7: The shape of like aliens, like slime arms, and they

672
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 7: have alien tongues and alien tails like you can find

673
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 7: all sorts of different toys. And actually, I think the

674
00:37:37,239 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 7: funner the better. Think about how interesting your playdates could

675
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 7: be with these women.

676
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 1: Have a different different color every day, you can different

677
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 1: games the rainbow all right. For some reason, Josh just

678
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 1: sent photos of himself, right, I guess he's well, I

679
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 1: don't think he wants me.

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00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 7: To look at that he's wanting to make a dating profile.

681
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Speaker 7: Do you think those are good photos for his dating profile?

682
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, seems so fine. I don't. I don't think he

683
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: wants my opinion, so keep on. I'm good Shane, and

684
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: de Moyne says, which of these two terms would you

685
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 1: rather be called? Lorena, ma'am or miss? I've been yelled

686
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Speaker 1: at for calling a woman both in my life.

687
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Speaker 7: So yeah, it's funny. Girls are really worried about that.

688
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 7: I prefer miss over ma'am because.

689
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Speaker 1: Ma'm sounds old.

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00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,319
Speaker 3: Ma'am is old, and I'm not old. I look very young,

691
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:23,680
Speaker 3: So I.

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00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 1: Know you really don't want to be called Aska. That's

693
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Speaker 1: when you read.

694
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Speaker 3: The old lady.

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Speaker 1: That's a like a European grandma. Let's go to she

696
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:38,360
Speaker 1: makes a mean a great meat loaf. Let's go to

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Speaker 1: Josh in Orlando. You're on with Lorena. It's the Queen

698
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Speaker 1: of Hearts. It's going on Josh.

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Speaker 8: Hey guys, good morning. All right. So I know this

700
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 8: is a fun segment, but it's actually a legit serious call.

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Speaker 8: So I was the one. I was the one that

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Speaker 8: just pictures so Lona can get an idea. Oh, I've

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00:38:56,920 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 8: been online off and on island for the last five years.

704
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,840
Speaker 8: I know. Obviously it's definition of intanity is expecting something

705
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 8: you know, different outcome. But what is it with women?

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Speaker 8: Why can't women respond? Or why is it that when

707
00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 8: you like a certain type of women, those women don't

708
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:14,960
Speaker 8: like you. But you get these slump busters I like you,

709
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Speaker 8: And how do you get out of that?

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Speaker 7: You know, it's the law of attraction, and you got

711
00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,839
Speaker 7: to keep on working at it because you're going to hit.

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Speaker 3: A whole bunch of missuses.

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Speaker 7: You said you've been doing this for five years.

714
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Speaker 8: It's a five years.

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Speaker 3: Maybe maybe mix it with going out at the same time.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 8: People don't do that these days, and you can't.

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Speaker 2: You can't they do?

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Speaker 3: Do you not do that? There's a difference because people

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Speaker 3: do go out all the time in Orlando.

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Speaker 1: There's gotta be some bars in our land. Go to

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Speaker 1: Orlando's why, you guys, what's the problem is that's a

723
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Speaker 1: tourist town. So you could probably do very well with

724
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Speaker 1: the tourists there, Josh.

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Speaker 3: But then you see what it's saying there.

726
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 1: But then families call a quick hit I don't know,

727
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:54,440
Speaker 1: hit and run dump, Josh, You're fine, man, you look good.

728
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's women out there, would you know. I

729
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 1: know you'll be fine.

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Speaker 7: You'll find the right one. And if you don't, well

731
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Speaker 7: then maybe you are meant to be a bachelor in paradise.

732
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Speaker 1: Or go to the Ukraine or Russia or wherever. You know.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to CJ. What's going on? CJ? CJ?

734
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Speaker 3: Is there a CJ?

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Speaker 1: He's there, he's on hold. Hell, I don't hear CJ.

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Speaker 1: C has gone. JT the wingman, Oh there you are.

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Speaker 1: I guess that line died, says am I the only

738
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Speaker 1: person that thinks that the gift of Hatch Chili's is

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Speaker 1: a gift of love for your partner.

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Speaker 3: I've never had a Hatch chili. Are they spicy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Well it looks they looks spicy. I've never heard.

742
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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know that was a thing. I

743
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Speaker 1: had no idea