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Speaker 1: Hello, is anybody there are people listening? Are people watching?

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Speaker 1: I hope? So otherwise I'm just speaking into a void's

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Speaker 1: Apparently it's okay. Apparently I have a hair sticking up,

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Speaker 1: and it might be sticking up for the I got

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Speaker 1: the one keep all of this in, Keep all this in.

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Speaker 1: I want them to know. No, no, I'm keeping it in.

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Speaker 1: We have to keep it and we have to be real.

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Speaker 1: This is an authentic podcast. Sometimes hair sticking up guys, celebrity,

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Speaker 1: It's not all it's cracked up to be. People slur

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Speaker 1: their words. I haven't been drinking, it's just nerves. I'm

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Speaker 1: not nervous. But I have a flyaway and there's four

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Speaker 1: white people in the room and none of them felt

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Speaker 1: comfortable coming to touch my hair to get the flyaway.

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Speaker 1: Fair Enough, my work here is done, but I do

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Speaker 1: want to talk to you about something else. It is

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Speaker 1: germaphobe season. I've declared it, so that means it's my season.

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Speaker 1: I'm a germaphobe, as evidenced by one of these other

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Speaker 1: rants I've gone on on the podcast about reshaking hands.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, yeah, I'm a germophobe. But why is everyone

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Speaker 1: acting like germophobes? Are the weird ones. I think the

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Speaker 1: Germo files are the weird ones. Guys, I have seen

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Speaker 1: this happen. You're in the bathroom doing number one, number two,

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Speaker 1: number three. No one has to know. You come out

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Speaker 1: of the bathroom, A fellow, a fellow citizen of the

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Speaker 1: world comes out. They don't go to the sink to

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Speaker 1: wash their hands. That's scandalous to me. I have been

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Speaker 1: tempted to then follow them out of the bathroom, go

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Speaker 1: Susan doesn't wash her hands. If Susan came out of

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Speaker 1: the stall, Susan has to wash her hands, even if

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Speaker 1: she like moved the little lock. If you touch the lock,

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Speaker 1: you gotta wash your hands. You have to what's everyone?

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Speaker 1: What are we not washing our hands for? I've had

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Speaker 1: people say I didn't get anything on it, and I mean,

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Speaker 1: what do you mean by anything urine? I hope you didn't.

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Speaker 1: I hope you didn't get urine or pooh on it

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Speaker 1: your hands, but you should still wash your hands because

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Speaker 1: bathrooms are dirty. Bathrooms are dirty. Society's dirty. Frankly, I'm

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Speaker 1: a proponent of washing my hands. If you've ever seen

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Speaker 1: me on a red carpet with a clutch, just know

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Speaker 1: there's hand sanitizer and lotion in my clutch because I

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Speaker 1: wash my hands when I go to the bathroom. And

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Speaker 1: I do want a gold star for that. Sounded so proud.

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Speaker 1: I wash my hands after using the bathroom every time,

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Speaker 1: and I can't have dry hands it. It also sends

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Speaker 1: me maybe something is wrong with me anyway. Germal filbs

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Speaker 1: are not the weird ones. Germo files are guys. Let's

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Speaker 1: wash our hands when you coming out of the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: Just because one persons sick doesn't mean everyone's got to

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Speaker 1: get sick. Is that crazy? No, they're saying no. And

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Speaker 1: these people here are the people I listen to and trust.

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Speaker 1: They tell me, and there's flyaways on my head. They

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Speaker 1: don't touch. They just tell these are good people. These

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Speaker 1: I want to see people washing their hands. Send me

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Speaker 1: videos if you washing your hands and singing happy Birthday,

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Speaker 1: let the SuDS really build. I was in a different

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Speaker 1: country not too long ago last week, and none of

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Speaker 1: and maybe some scientists will come and tell me that

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Speaker 1: that's not necessary. And technically, I guess I am maybe

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Speaker 1: different day. I want us washing our hands. I really

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Speaker 1: want that for us. If you're a germaphile, do it

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Speaker 1: for me, do it for the germophobes of the world.

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Speaker 1: if you cough cover your mouth, why not. It's cute.

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Speaker 1: It's chic, and not with your hand with your elbow.

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Speaker 1: The part, when photographed closely, looks like a chhy Okay, anyway,

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Speaker 1: that's it for today. No, I'm actually gonna be talking

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Speaker 1: to someone. They're very fun. I love them. Chances are

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a good one. So keep watching and

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Speaker 1: and again, send me a video of you washing your hands.

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Speaker 1: talking to my guests, but I have to get this

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Speaker 1: This offense is persecutable under the full extent of the law.

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Speaker 1: A lawyer, I can't do legal speak. They shouldn't go

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Speaker 1: If we're not, yeah, he's checking his nails right now.

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Speaker 1: Check your nails, the dirt under the nails. We got

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Speaker 1: to get in there. The germs hide, They hide in there,

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Speaker 1: health major in high school. Yes, my high school had majors.

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Speaker 1: None of us ever did surgery at all, didn't come close.

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Speaker 1: And I think that it's what we learned is far

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Speaker 1: will talk to the guests next.

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Speaker 2: Eric.

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Speaker 1: I heard you bring food sometimes the podcast and.

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Speaker 2: Said that I'm fucking starving.

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Speaker 1: Somebody get us some food.

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Speaker 2: There's a vending machine. Here, are you going to good?

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Speaker 2: Here are you used to? But then we started doing

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Speaker 2: gross stuff. We moved to Brooklyn.

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Speaker 1: Oh so no iHeart anymore.

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Speaker 2: No, it's I heeart. But it's like a shanty studio.

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Speaker 1: It's like an insane asylum. Anything can have.

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Speaker 2: Like, uh, there's penetration on my show.

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Speaker 1: I won't ask any further questions here.

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Speaker 2: I can enjoy you.

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Speaker 1: You did you want to take your shirt off?

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Speaker 2: I do?

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Speaker 1: Look like you want to.

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Speaker 2: I do.

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Speaker 1: Do it. We'll wait like a substitute teacher or not

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Speaker 2: You gotta get the cap off, Get the cap off

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Speaker 2: to the thermal top off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you take your top. I got the cap out

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Speaker 1: than you.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. We have three meetings.

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Speaker 1: I have no employment to offer. Oh we're going full

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Speaker 2: Well I didn't mean to. There's a layer that I

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Speaker 1: Take your time.

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Speaker 2: We're still rolling super of your building.

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Speaker 1: You don't know what Hector looks like.

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Speaker 2: I'm not far off.

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Speaker 1: Hector's bundled up. It's cold out.

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Speaker 2: He's talking funny, but I'm not laughing.

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Speaker 1: Let me show you how to fold a shirt properly.

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Speaker 1: Can I have that? Yeah, okay, it's not as bad

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Speaker 2: That's what the premise of the body is. Yes, do

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Speaker 2: you know them lego like that?

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Speaker 1: I was thinking about it. Wait, do you know how

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Speaker 2: No? Why would I know that?

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Speaker 1: Because you've worn a tux before right, Emmys or something,

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Speaker 1: and someone else tied it for you. Okay, I just

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Speaker 1: here we go. We got to make it a perfect square.

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Speaker 1: That was chaotic. Wow, Okay, here you are.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you're good.

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Speaker 1: I used to work in retail. Really Ibercrammian fish really yeah.

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Speaker 2: When you were nineteen disrespecting your.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So Eric, how are you good? The podcast is

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Speaker 1: called Thanks Dad, So thank you for being here. Thanks Dad,

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Speaker 1: Thanks Dad. You're my dad for today.

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Speaker 2: It's the only interview men. No.

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Speaker 1: I did interview men in the first season, but.

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Speaker 2: In this based on your dad, Men that remind you

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Speaker 1: You do remind me of my dad? I do, yes,

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Speaker 1: in what sense, in the sense that he was absent

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Speaker 2: You grew up in a divorced house. Yeah, you didn't

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Speaker 1: Well, because you've been spewing nonsense.

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Speaker 2: At me, like give me an example of the things

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Speaker 2: I speared, things like and be on microphone, No, be

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Speaker 1: See what you're doing here?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 1: The listener in on the conversation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, I'm trying.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Eric, Eric, hold on, we need to rewind, rewind

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Speaker 1: the track we're rewinding. Who are what do you want

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Speaker 2: Thanks to you for having me on this gosh turned thing.

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Speaker 1: Thanks, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sad you're starving though.

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Speaker 2: That's dressing me.

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Speaker 1: You're you have one's the last.

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Speaker 2: Time you ate like an hour ago.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so you're a glutton. Okay, true glutton.

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Speaker 2: Okaya, Oh now you're fat shaming me. No, you know

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Speaker 2: I have body worvia thanks to you.

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Speaker 1: No, you don't have body marfia. You always invite me

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Speaker 2: You fat shame me publicly recently, very recently.

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Speaker 1: Eric, as in as like recently a few seconds ago.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that you will. I always you to eat and

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Speaker 2: you never come.

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Speaker 1: I almost text the rude No, no.

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Speaker 2: No, hold on, you're getting a little big for your breeches.

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Speaker 1: I don't even answer your text anymore.

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Speaker 2: I know I don't even answer now, it's appalling. No.

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Speaker 1: I actually almost texted you last week to be.

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Speaker 2: Like, we do a movie together. You treat me like

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Speaker 2: you know yesterday's garbage.

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Speaker 1: I did almost text you last week, but I thought

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Speaker 2: What happened to be? Like?

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Speaker 1: You know how you invited me out to eat multiple

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Speaker 2: Do you know this two thousand and one? Do you

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Speaker 2: You gave him? No? When which one?

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Speaker 2: I hired them off Craigslist and I just said, you

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Speaker 2: It was like attentional nudists. We'll pay one hundred bucks

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Speaker 1: This is a real story.

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Speaker 2: This is a real story. And I was like oh,

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Speaker 2: I grabbed my laptop and I ran and I called it.

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Speaker 1: I should have mentioned this as a faith based.

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Speaker 2: Podcast, and that is how I found got.

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Speaker 1: What the did you wait? You enjoyed that?

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Speaker 2: As no? I was in hell. I thought I was

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Speaker 1: Your fans are insane Vancouver. That okay? Oh wait, I

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Speaker 2: You, America, Andrea, I am a comedian, needs no introduction.

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Speaker 2: It's not the name of Do you want to come

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Speaker 1: I want to go to Nigeria's If I should introduce you,

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay. My next guest is an actor and comedian

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Speaker 2: What do you think of my fatigue feet?

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Speaker 1: I don't like these boots. I'm being really honest. I'm

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Speaker 2: That's a slap in the face. They're warm and they

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Speaker 1: I have to introduce you, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Introduce me.

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Speaker 1: My next guest is an actor and comedian who you

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Speaker 1: with Eric Andre. It's believe it or not, eric Andre?

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Speaker 1: Did you intentionally put your name in everything you do?

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Speaker 2: He didn't want the name of the show to be

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Speaker 2: the Ericondre Show. Originally it was called Duh air ache

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Speaker 1: And producer said, what in the hooked? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: you just ft the Airndre show. Keep it simple? It's

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right? Do you usually just take

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, ten years, six seasons.

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Speaker 1: That's nice. Yeah, that had to feel very good. Were

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, did you know you wanted to be

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Speaker 2: Maybe I can do that.

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Speaker 2: I want to like, gag, do you want that hot dog?

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Speaker 1: Did you want to advertise your podcast?

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Speaker 2: Bombing with Eric Andre?

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Speaker 2: You know what it is.

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Speaker 1: Were you part of casting me in that movie? Did

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Speaker 1: Do you remember I did the table read.

442
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,280
Speaker 2: For of course that's where we really met.

443
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is where we met. That was really fun.

444
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,639
Speaker 1: And then also to see the movie come out and

445
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,080
Speaker 1: be as successful as it was was so funny. I

446
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:27,600
Speaker 1: haven't told you that. Actually that makes funny.

447
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:28,240
Speaker 2: You watched it.

448
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,040
Speaker 1: I did watch it.

449
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,399
Speaker 2: I'm excited, get me you and Lamour and Morris.

450
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,720
Speaker 1: Yes at the table Yeah, yeah, I didn't.

451
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,240
Speaker 2: Beg my British brothers to do a table reader. I

452
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,960
Speaker 2: was like, let's read through this out loud? Did it

453
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:42,280
Speaker 2: change there? Like, huh, wouldn't we We didn't do it

454
00:20:42,359 --> 00:20:44,000
Speaker 2: for a little brother. I'm like, you don't want to

455
00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,639
Speaker 2: hear it once before we start filming it?

456
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:49,240
Speaker 1: Did you ask crazy for a little brother?

457
00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:53,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not doing a table read? Yeah, why don't

458
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:56,200
Speaker 2: you want to listen to the fucking pages before you

459
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:56,840
Speaker 2: start shooting?

460
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:57,720
Speaker 1: That's confidence?

461
00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:00,560
Speaker 2: They were like, nah, what.

462
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,360
Speaker 1: It's comment.

463
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,840
Speaker 2: You're gonna learn that stuff isn't working.

464
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,879
Speaker 1: Hard way, But you know, it worked out like a

465
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:12,040
Speaker 1: bunch ofos for what for a little brother?

466
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,520
Speaker 2: I mean everybody inst reshoots. Reshoots are part of the process,

467
00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:15,879
Speaker 2: and you.

468
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:19,200
Speaker 1: Should mentally prepare for reshoots. What's your least favorite part

469
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:19,720
Speaker 1: of my hair?

470
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:23,000
Speaker 2: I never fucking cut my hair. I'm wearing a wig

471
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:23,840
Speaker 2: for these rests.

472
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:26,119
Speaker 1: So who's You're getting a braid down and then like

473
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,800
Speaker 1: oh wow, and then it's getting glued. Is it getting

474
00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,080
Speaker 1: glued on your hair like.

475
00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:31,720
Speaker 2: A lace front?

476
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:32,080
Speaker 1: Yeah?

477
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,960
Speaker 2: No, what is Greg doing? We're not gluing. I was

478
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,200
Speaker 2: gluing for Street Fighter, but I know we're We're just

479
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:43,800
Speaker 2: pinning it down because he wants He's using my hairline.

480
00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:47,119
Speaker 2: So it's not like like Street Fighter. I had like

481
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,120
Speaker 2: a full.

482
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,920
Speaker 1: Perm okay, look like you had a relaxer.

483
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:54,119
Speaker 2: No, I'm sorry. I had a wig for Streets okay,

484
00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,600
Speaker 2: but it looked like how my hair would look like

485
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 2: if I permed it. I looked like Michelle ob.

486
00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:03,560
Speaker 1: Gorgeous.

487
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:06,400
Speaker 2: You couldn't You wouldn't be able to tell some parts.

488
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,440
Speaker 2: You're gonna be watching Street fightter you're Chelle Obamba. This

489
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,920
Speaker 2: movie watch I'm gonna watch You're gonna be confused.

490
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,879
Speaker 1: I need to watch it. I need to watch it.

491
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 1: So you didn't know you always wanted to do this.

492
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:18,760
Speaker 1: You feel like the kind of person who would be

493
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 1: like comedy, an entertainer.

494
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,360
Speaker 2: Entertainer, yeah, yeah, yeah, but not comedy. I was intimidated

495
00:22:24,359 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 2: by comedy. I was always a class clown, but I

496
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,880
Speaker 2: never thought of doing it professionally. I would always look

497
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,720
Speaker 2: at stand ups. I was like, I would never be

498
00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,879
Speaker 2: able to surmount my anxiety for that. That seems like

499
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 2: just like the ultimate stage fright. So I I went

500
00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:41,920
Speaker 2: to music school. I went to jazz school Berkeley. Yeah, yes,

501
00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:43,680
Speaker 2: Berkeley College. Waste your money music?

502
00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,320
Speaker 1: Is that what we feel about our alma mater?

503
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:51,359
Speaker 2: Well, learning jazz it's like getting a degree in Sanskrit.

504
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,680
Speaker 2: It's like a dead language, you know what I mean?

505
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 2: Like what a there's no jazz millionaires. You know, there's

506
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,119
Speaker 2: no jazz thousand. It's like a life of poverty and

507
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:04,359
Speaker 2: like jaded teenagers about fucking Duke Ellington like that was

508
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,960
Speaker 2: my future and playing weddings and cocktail gigs. So I

509
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:11,359
Speaker 2: was like, uh, I got a pivot, like halfway through college.

510
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:14,639
Speaker 2: After I was like sending Sally mail my money and

511
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:20,679
Speaker 2: Sally Sally the time, my.

512
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 1: Bitch, You're not getting that money, so stop call somebody,

513
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:26,639
Speaker 1: call somebody else.

514
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 2: Girl alone.

515
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 1: Well, you loved jazz, then at some point I have

516
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:32,639
Speaker 1: majored into you'll love jazz. Okay, so you still love it.

517
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 1: But when you were when you decided to major in it,

518
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 1: where your parents like yes, no.

519
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 2: If My mom was always my parents are opposite, and

520
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,639
Speaker 2: my mom always had a Montessori approach. He was a

521
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:44,440
Speaker 2: public school teacher from Harlem. She was like, she was like,

522
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:48,120
Speaker 2: follow your heart and you know whatever you think, it's

523
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 2: your life.

524
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 1: Yeah.

525
00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 2: My dad was escaped a dictatorship in Haiti, came here

526
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,440
Speaker 2: with twenty bucks in his pocket speaking of English, went

527
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,680
Speaker 2: to med school, graduated at the top of his class

528
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 2: of meds and was like, if you don't, I like

529
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 2: sacrificed everything for you and your sister to have a

530
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 2: good life, and you need to go to law school

531
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 2: or med school. Those are the only two options yours.

532
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 2: Because I was I was. I had good grades as

533
00:24:12,119 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 2: a straight a student. So he was like, you don't

534
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 2: go to jazz school. You're going to law school or

535
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 2: med school period. And I was like, no, dude, I'm

536
00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 2: going to jazz school. Daddy O And he was like fuck.

537
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:27,920
Speaker 2: And then at the end of jazz school, I was like, nah, Dad,

538
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,480
Speaker 2: I figured it out. I'm not going to jazz school.

539
00:24:29,520 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 2: I'm getting into stand up comedy. And he was like, fuck, man,

540
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 2: I gonna kill this man and then he will go

541
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,280
Speaker 2: And then he goes, how about this, I pay a

542
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 2: tutor to tutor you for the L set and you

543
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,639
Speaker 2: just take the L set and see how you score.

544
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,399
Speaker 2: You get into a great law school, right. I was like,

545
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,680
Speaker 2: all right, So I studied for a year with this

546
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,239
Speaker 2: L set tutor. So I'm like twenty one years old.

547
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:53,919
Speaker 2: I just moved to New York and I'm like fucking

548
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 2: just eating top Rahmen then doing like chicken shit open mics,

549
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:02,399
Speaker 2: and I would is studying for a year with his

550
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 2: tutor he found for me, and I read. I read

551
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,640
Speaker 2: a reference book. I read the Dictionary of Cultural Literacy.

552
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,080
Speaker 2: I read a dictionary like a Malcolm X in prison,

553
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:17,199
Speaker 2: and like you know it, studied like for a year

554
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:20,600
Speaker 2: and then I finally I go to I went to

555
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 2: like deep like on the two three train. I want

556
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,959
Speaker 2: to say, eat Flatbush whatever that college is out there,

557
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 2: Brooklyn College or whatever. Sat in this auditorium class I'm

558
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:29,439
Speaker 2: about to take the l SAT. I looked down at

559
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 2: the scantron and the uh what do they call them,

560
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:39,639
Speaker 2: the proctor. Yes, the proctor said, okay, this is the

561
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 2: last time. If anybody who's in questions or needs to

562
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 2: use the restroom, there's the last time. We're going to

563
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,639
Speaker 2: start the clock in like one minute, and anybody, you know,

564
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,000
Speaker 2: if you got to do anything or you need any

565
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 2: information asking out. And I just looked down at the

566
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,000
Speaker 2: scantron and I broke my pencil in half, and I

567
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 2: just like walked out, and I was like, I'm gonna

568
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 2: be a comedian. And I told my dad I did that.

569
00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 2: I was like, he's like, how did you do? I go,

570
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 2: I broke the pen so and I didn't do a

571
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,399
Speaker 2: single thing. And he goes, well, it sounds like your

572
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,080
Speaker 2: mind is made up, so you know, I guess I

573
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 2: have to so abore you.

574
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 1: And did he support?

575
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 2: He very reluctantly and eventually and then eventually yeah, yeah.

576
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,320
Speaker 1: Did he come to any open mics?

577
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 2: He came to some regular shows that felt like an

578
00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 2: open mic.

579
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:23,920
Speaker 1: Okay, And do you remember anything he said to you

580
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 1: after any of those shows?

581
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:28,159
Speaker 2: After well, my dad was like he was deaf in

582
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,920
Speaker 2: one ear and Barty he was hard at hearing and

583
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 2: English was his fourth language, and he's culturally very Haitian.

584
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 2: He grew up in Haiti. So like my comedy, he

585
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:43,360
Speaker 2: like understood maybe like fifteen percent of what the fuck

586
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 2: I was talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I'm like

587
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 2: making jokes about like the teenage mutant ninja turtles. He's like, huh, turtle, turtle, turtle.

588
00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 2: I mean I would eat a turtle.

589
00:26:58,880 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 1: Turtle soup.

590
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 2: Not bad. So, uh, your mom watches your comedy. She

591
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 2: watched us and l every she understand what's going on.

592
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 1: Yes, I would say, yes, it's just a difference, like.

593
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 2: There, like what the fuck is going on?

594
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 1: For sure, she's watched the show and be like, no, idea,

595
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,160
Speaker 1: what's going on? I heard those people.

596
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 2: Laughing, laughing. My daughter's in a costume. Something's happening exactly.

597
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 2: That's kind of like all I hope for her out

598
00:27:25,880 --> 00:27:26,880
Speaker 2: of my dad. One of her.

599
00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 1: Favorite sketches I'm not even in, so she would be

600
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 1: too honest.

601
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:34,399
Speaker 2: I love that You're like, Mom, that's Pete Davidson you have,

602
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 2: but that sketch is greage. I'm not in it.

603
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 1: Did not give a shit if I was in the

604
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,200
Speaker 1: I don't think she's ever remarked about.

605
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 2: Your parents, no filter, none, They're just like you're fat,

606
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 2: and you're like cool, lose weight, you should lose weight. Okay, thanks,

607
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 2: thank you.

608
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:53,880
Speaker 1: Really well, she's like Adam Sandler's sketch where he's talking

609
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:56,639
Speaker 1: about going on vacation and how going on vacation is

610
00:27:56,720 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: not going to make you happy and you'll still be

611
00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 1: sad on vacation. She loves was that sketch And I'm like,

612
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:02,919
Speaker 1: has never mentioned Lisa from.

613
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,120
Speaker 2: Or anything else anything you've done done?

614
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, so, but do you think there was a part

615
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: of him though that was like, Okay, Eric looks happy

616
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,439
Speaker 1: doing the thing he's doing again, they're laughing.

617
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, he came, No, he came around. He came around

618
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 2: towards and like, I think what I brought him. I

619
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 2: was in The Lion King, the remake of the reboot,

620
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 2: and I was a voice of one of the is Hyena,

621
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,720
Speaker 2: the one Beyonce was in, and I brought him to

622
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,440
Speaker 2: the premiere. And I never brought my family to any

623
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 2: premiere until then. I only have like a plus one

624
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 2: and I bring a date. So it was like as

625
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 2: red carpet as you could imagine because like it was

626
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 2: a literal red carpet and he wore a tux and

627
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 2: I wore a nice soon And then when we got

628
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 2: there it was me on stage with Beyonce and I

629
00:28:53,120 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 2: don't remember who else was there, like James Earld Jones,

630
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 2: and he was like, I think then it clicked. He's like,

631
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 2: oh my son is doing and something. Yeah, like Beyonce,

632
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,040
Speaker 2: I recognize whatever you would tell it.

633
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: J FORGERI.

634
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 2: Yes, he did not have. I said something to him

635
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 2: when we were doing press. I was like, where, yeah,

636
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 2: I go, I go what you was London? And I

637
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 2: was like, I did the classic America. I was like,

638
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,800
Speaker 2: poop poop chery, you gave me a gins and he

639
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 2: was like I.

640
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: Thought it was that's not bad. That's not bad, that's

641
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:38,440
Speaker 1: not bad. He was like, it's like a knee jerk

642
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: reaction and it's not appropriate. It's not appropriate at all.

643
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:48,320
Speaker 2: It wasn't Cheerio, but it was like the equivalent yeah, yeah,

644
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,080
Speaker 2: or maybe like an Ali G inm Brescia or something.

645
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 2: I was like, fucking far out, dude, massive, and he

646
00:29:59,200 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 2: was like.

647
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,479
Speaker 1: This fucking guy. I thank god. Our Vio sessions were

648
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 1: all done separately in different cities, never met this guy.

649
00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: Do you have to regret how you engage with people? Genuinely?

650
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 2: Like? Do you every day? I love it? Clearly?

651
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: No, I'm not asking for you.

652
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 2: Clearly, you're you lean in.

653
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 1: I wonder if you ever are like you leave it

654
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 1: interaction and are like fuck, I was genuinely.

655
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 2: Eric, Yes, are you kidding me?

656
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: Like you want? Do overs.

657
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 2: Want? Time machine? Kidding me? Yeah? Humanity is a fucking cringe,

658
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 2: one embarrassment after the next.

659
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 1: You seem to be so so yourself though. That that's

660
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: why I asked. I asked because you seem strong.

661
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 2: I mean, it comes in waves. I don't know.

662
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough, you're human. You're human.

663
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know. I'm a stoic. I'm like a goddamn

664
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 2: Stonewall Jackson. But it is so you.

665
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I think your personality is

666
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 1: remarkably unique. And I mean that as a compliment. Thank you, genuinely.

667
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 2: It sounds like an insult.

668
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:16,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, your personality is challenging.

669
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 2: You. Not for everybody, you know, we need you. No,

670
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 2: my dad watched Bad Trip towards the end of his life,

671
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 2: and I go, Dad, You know, tens of millions of

672
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 2: people it's number one in the US, is number one

673
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 2: in the world, and you know, millions of people watch

674
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 2: we're number one. We were number one in all these

675
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 2: like African nations, and uh, it was very hard for

676
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 2: him to watch me get butt fucked by gorilla and

677
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 2: my mom is loving it. I was like, you know,

678
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 2: it's number one, and he goes, he was like trying

679
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 2: to find dig deep for a compliment, and he just went,

680
00:31:52,800 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 2: that's a scene. When you watch it, you'll never forget it. Compliment. Yeah,

681
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 2: my sister goes, that's that's that's the best you're gonna get.

682
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 2: I think.

683
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 1: So somehow I feel it's sweet him being like I'm

684
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,440
Speaker 1: gonna try my son.

685
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 2: But I thought I was like, we're loving it. We

686
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 2: were loving Look. I had this map that showed where

687
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 2: it was number one throughout the world. I was like

688
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 2: that one in England will tell you what I was

689
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 2: gonna And he's like it was like clearly like burned

690
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 2: into his brain.

691
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 1: You know, He's like, I saw my son be defiled.

692
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:43,840
Speaker 2: When you see that, you never forget, you never fucket.

693
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: This is a this is like a scene out of

694
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: a like teaching moment for a father and son.

695
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,480
Speaker 2: Give them not truth. My version of my dad is

696
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,360
Speaker 2: Will Smith in Concussion or whatever that movie was. We're

697
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:59,400
Speaker 2: trying to be an African doctor. You're all right, Doug,

698
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 2: And he finally did a good movie, but he slapped

699
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 2: Chris Rock in the goddamn.

700
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 1: Did that happen?

701
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:06,280
Speaker 2: Was that?

702
00:33:06,400 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: Ai?

703
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 2: I think it was all he had to do was

704
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 2: not slap Chris Rock sometimes.

705
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: The best of his life sometimes not.

706
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,640
Speaker 2: Just go there and don't hit anybody.

707
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:20,480
Speaker 1: You got it.

708
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 2: Just stare at your shoes. You can do what you can.

709
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 2: Totally check out. Chris Rock did like a throw away

710
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 2: Gi Jane joke and he was like, and he laughed

711
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 2: at first, looked at Jada and he went, I love.

712
00:33:36,800 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 2: The best part of that clip is Lapita and Yango

713
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 2: in the back like looking for her driver. Together's like,

714
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 2: is there emergency exit or the all the time She's

715
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 2: like like she's like her nest, so pull up front.

716
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: And that's why you got to sit in the aisle.

717
00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:02,160
Speaker 2: She's looking around like I just like zeroed in on

718
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 2: the pizza. She's like, she's like checking her phone, but

719
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 2: you okay, can you share your location with me?

720
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna step outside.

721
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 2: Look.

722
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 1: I do think that people who are like by standards

723
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 1: in those moments, I feel for them. Anytime someone's recording

724
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 1: a stranger acting up in public, I'm like, I saw

725
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 1: one of woman on the train going crazy and the

726
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,600
Speaker 1: woman the next door. So the woman's being recorded and

727
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: all she's going crazy, she was popping off and honestly

728
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 1: she's in the right anyway. Girl on the train is

729
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,800
Speaker 1: like put her coat on her head because it's like

730
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 1: this is gonna go viral and I don't want to.

731
00:34:39,880 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like those French people that eat that little

732
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 2: bird with the napkin on their head. No, I don't

733
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 2: know about that. No, I have to watch this in

734
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 2: France in the culinary world. Okay, there's this bird. You

735
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 2: guys know about the bird with the napkin on your head.

736
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 2: You know about it, right, there's a fucking little bird

737
00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:02,720
Speaker 2: that's so shit eat in France.

738
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 1: Is it a pigeon?

739
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 2: It's something, It's okay.

740
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:08,720
Speaker 1: Do you like pigeon?

741
00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:19,080
Speaker 2: Pigeon? Do you run? Okay? Friend, beeball eating, want some water?

742
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 1: You're fine? Your face is turning blue.

743
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 2: I never felt better. Okay, ortolan bunting, there's a term

744
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 2: for it. Click on of these pictures.

745
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:36,440
Speaker 1: Okay, oh oh, it's illegal. It's an illegal.

746
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 2: It's a weird vibe.

747
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 1: It's like so they just don't want to be photographed

748
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: doing it, except for they're all photographed. We'll have to

749
00:35:43,600 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 1: insert a graphics illegal. Yeah, it's because this says French

750
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,280
Speaker 1: people eating an illegal French delicacy called ortolan.

751
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:51,400
Speaker 2: Why is it illegal?

752
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 1: You want me to find that out right now on

753
00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: the podcast. Okay. The small songbird is a force is

754
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: force fed grains to fatten it up, then drowned in brandy.

755
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 1: Once the bird is then eaten a whole in one

756
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: bite except for the beak. Diners cover themselves with napkins

757
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 1: to hide their sin from God.

758
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:12,760
Speaker 2: I don't.

759
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 1: Questions. It begs a lot of questions.

760
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 2: I got it. I'm going to text my friend who's

761
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 2: French and eats a lot.

762
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 1: I like your tattoos, hand tattoos.

763
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.

764
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: Those were on purpose, it says, oops, but it was

765
00:36:31,239 --> 00:36:32,720
Speaker 1: on purpose, obviously.

766
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 2: I don't remember getting it.

767
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 1: Okay, therein is all the information we need.

768
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 2: Okay, I've been blacked out since Black History.

769
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:45,160
Speaker 1: Month, well so three hundred and sixty days. We're just

770
00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:48,879
Speaker 1: days away from Black History exactly. So all year.

771
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 2: More like Blackout History Month? Am I?

772
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 1: Right after dry January? That's what you're planning.

773
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 2: It's black out History month. You know what I'm saying.

774
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 2: Call Eli Whitney, the inventor of the cotton gin.

775
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:06,760
Speaker 1: Is he alive?

776
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 2: No, he's good. Hey, you take a moment, Yeah, a

777
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 2: moment of silence for the King of pop Okay, for

778
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 2: Eli Whitney, Grover Cleveland. Okay, Eric, do.

779
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: You think you and your dad were close?

780
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,200
Speaker 2: Because basically we got closer in adult and adult life.

781
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:31,400
Speaker 2: But you know it was my sister had the beginning

782
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 2: of their marriage and I had the end of their marriage.

783
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 2: So like in the early memories, like my parents were

784
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,359
Speaker 2: one unit. But then he started like pulling away from

785
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 2: my mom and I got the brunt of that, and

786
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 2: they got divorced when I was like eleven or twelve.

787
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: Okay, that's tough.

788
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 2: That was tough. Yeah, that was tough.

789
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: Did you grow up here in New York?

790
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 2: No, Florida?

791
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,160
Speaker 1: Oh wow? Yeah, what part of Florida?

792
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 2: So I was born in Miami, but then they moved

793
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 2: into the suburbs Boca raton Mouth, Rat's Mouth. Yeah, for

794
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 2: Seinfeld's fictional parents lived.

795
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,480
Speaker 1: Okay, I know boker were toned to be wealthy.

796
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were like in the suburbs. We weren't like

797
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 2: taking private jets. Okay, I mean that's we were taking behavior.

798
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: No private jets, that's billionaire behavior.

799
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:15,839
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Yeah.

800
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 1: Have you been on a private plane you surely? Uh.

801
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 2: Two times in my life. One time adult swim paid

802
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:22,080
Speaker 2: for it.

803
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 1: Yeah.

804
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 2: And another time it was something where I had a

805
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:32,720
Speaker 2: gig at Carolines and a like four thirty five am

806
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:36,799
Speaker 2: call time in Toronto. Oh okay, so I had there

807
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 2: was no flight from New York to to and the

808
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,359
Speaker 2: line producer looked at me and he goes, I cannot Yeah,

809
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 2: it was it was a producer. He was like, I

810
00:38:45,719 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 2: can't move this, you have to shoot. I was like,

811
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be on no sleep and there's no flight.

812
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 2: He goes, I will got fifty to fifty on a

813
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 2: private jet for you. Oh and I got the smallest,

814
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,800
Speaker 2: cheapest private jet from New York to Toronto.

815
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 1: So I know about getting a cheap private jet. That stresses.

816
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 2: It was the worst turbulence I've ever experienced. It was

817
00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 2: just me and a pilot was it was a jet

818
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 2: like this big.

819
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,279
Speaker 1: It was like the size of this table were you

820
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 1: were terrified.

821
00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:18,280
Speaker 2: Terrified any gusta win. The whole plane was like oh boom.

822
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,879
Speaker 2: It was like nerve wracking and I'm on no sleep.

823
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 2: So I did like two sets of Caroline's this is

824
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:28,319
Speaker 2: like gotta be ten years ago. Yeah, And I got

825
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 2: on the jet and yeah it was. It was a

826
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 2: quick flight. It was a forty five minute flatters that

827
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 2: is stressed, but it was very stressful. And then I

828
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 2: landed and then I had to go right to set.

829
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: Yeah that's not what you're for. It was a private jet.

830
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 1: You wouldn't do that again now.

831
00:39:42,760 --> 00:39:47,959
Speaker 2: No, it was such a specific, like uh issue having

832
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 2: that show. It was like a show that I already

833
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:52,440
Speaker 2: sold tickets for that I couldn't cancel and at a

834
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:53,600
Speaker 2: call time, he couldn't move.

835
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 1: It was just like I'm glad you're okay. I just

836
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 1: feel protective in this moment, like, don't do that no more.

837
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you know, it was a very particular situation. Situation.

838
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get that. Yeah, right, I've done it. I've

839
00:40:07,080 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 1: done it twice. But also my flight back to New

840
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 1: York the other day had so much turbulence that I

841
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,799
Speaker 1: heard a flight attendant scream.

842
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm not. I'm not good when there's no turbulence. Yeah,

843
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:22,080
Speaker 2: I'm like white knuckling.

844
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:27,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, it got worse with it, Like, is there

845
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: a moment that changed for you.

846
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:30,640
Speaker 2: I've just been on so many flights with so much

847
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:32,880
Speaker 2: bad turbulence. I don't know, or it's just where my

848
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:34,920
Speaker 2: anxiety just decided to hang out.

849
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 1: Yeah.

850
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,879
Speaker 2: When I was little, I was naive. I was like, way,

851
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,280
Speaker 2: adults are in charge. Adults they're sane, and you realize

852
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 2: and then when you grow up, you're like, adults are

853
00:40:44,200 --> 00:40:49,960
Speaker 2: fucking lunaticus and they're like they're dangerous, uh huh, And

854
00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:52,240
Speaker 2: so I'm like, I don't trust the people in charge.

855
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: It is crazy, though, to think about how you get

856
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: on a flight and you're like, I haven't even laid

857
00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 1: eyes on the pilot. My assumption is that the pilot

858
00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 1: has come to work lun sober.

859
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 2: And gona be drunk, truly lunatic.

860
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:06,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's really wild. It's so wild that we're

861
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:09,839
Speaker 1: just going we trust people's that's true and should take

862
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,279
Speaker 1: us through the sky. It was really, it was pretty wild.

863
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,320
Speaker 1: I don't normally get scared. I guess my mind when there's.

864
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,480
Speaker 2: Too bad was what was going on.

865
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 1: It was because because it was like this, yeah, and

866
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,080
Speaker 1: it was like the it was on. So my flight

867
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:25,320
Speaker 1: on Sunday got canceled, so Monday flight and it was

868
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:27,919
Speaker 1: you know, post this blizzard and I guess the winds,

869
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: but it was like the drops and the person.

870
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 2: Needs to me, I'm like biting into his x X

871
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 2: and I'm like it's.

872
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:36,880
Speaker 1: Giving Tower of Terror and the like.

873
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,520
Speaker 2: And the person, well, just think that you're in jello

874
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 2: and it's only moving two feet. I'm like, shut the

875
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 2: fuck up in a metal can in the sky and

876
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 2: it's going woo woo woo woo woo. I don't need

877
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,920
Speaker 2: to hear your jello metaphor. I don't get it, and

878
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 2: I'm shooting my pants, yeah, or the region and Tonics

879
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 2: and a fucking xanax. I need to south a net.

880
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 1: Yeah.

881
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:05,479
Speaker 2: I need to be completely numb, yeah, because I feel

882
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 2: like I'm going to die.

883
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: It does feel that way, I have to say. I

884
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: have to say. And the guy next to me, his

885
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 1: wine was like going all over the place, like so

886
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,240
Speaker 1: he had to take a plate to cover his wine

887
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:16,360
Speaker 1: because it was like, well, this would be guy with

888
00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 1: the Birds and friends illegally eating the bird to cover

889
00:42:20,640 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: his He was covering his sin the red wine. But

890
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,600
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I guess if we die, that's crazy.

891
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,520
Speaker 1: I have these just like.

892
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 2: Your show. I know.

893
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: It's like, damn, that was crazy. Little Brother's coming out

894
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: this year.

895
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,799
Speaker 2: They thought we were seeds, but we tried to grow and.

896
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: We couldn't, and we died in the sky because it

897
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 1: turns out seeds need.

898
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,919
Speaker 2: Soil and water.

899
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,800
Speaker 1: And what am I doing in the sky. I have

900
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: no business being up here. How cocky of me?

901
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:55,480
Speaker 2: What they thought we were seeds. We were destined to grow.

902
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:56,560
Speaker 2: I don't know what I was.

903
00:42:56,600 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 1: I don't That whole shoot was a blur because it

904
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 1: was like summer camp, Little Brother. We have to tell

905
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:04,600
Speaker 1: her we're talking about little Brother.

906
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 2: I loved it. Well. We were all saying positive stuff

907
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 2: to each other, and I.

908
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 1: Know, and then you went to say a positive thing

909
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:11,239
Speaker 1: to me and I was I was like, are you

910
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 1: being serious or you joke?

911
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,440
Speaker 2: What about? I had to do my big scene where

912
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 2: I'm crying and You're like laughing the whole time. I'm like,

913
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:27,760
Speaker 2: because it was funny, come on, I'm trying to dredge

914
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:28,240
Speaker 2: up emotion.

915
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 1: But then I would do straight face, and you were

916
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:32,720
Speaker 1: still like that made it worse about it already.

917
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,200
Speaker 2: You broke the Yeah, broke the egg.

918
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 1: You did a great job. You did a really great job.

919
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 1: Do you ever run out of steam on set?

920
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 2: Because it feels like you're not three day?

921
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 1: What do you do to stay energize? I'm Celsius.

922
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:50,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, caffeine, caffeine, okay, yeah, I'm like on Eric undershow.

923
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,920
Speaker 2: I used to like take et cron like recreationally. I

924
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 2: would drink coffee tie iced tea and eat et cron

925
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 2: just to be like you burn out.

926
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:04,640
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, of course, let me tell you.

927
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:06,360
Speaker 2: I'll do like a soda bo. I'll do like a

928
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 2: soda pop. That's what I said. But it's like you're

929
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 2: Robin Peter to pay Paul because you you crash.

930
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, crash so hard and those hours are wild because

931
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:16,080
Speaker 1: I've fige.

932
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 2: A lot of water. That's my new thing. Like if

933
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:22,479
Speaker 2: you want like sustained lung jip, like uh like long

934
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 2: amounts of energy, I just drink I have like electrolyte

935
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,279
Speaker 2: powder or in vitamin C like an emergency, and I'll

936
00:44:28,360 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 2: drink like a ton of water. That's like that's the

937
00:44:31,080 --> 00:44:35,720
Speaker 2: way that you can like naturally get maintain energy without

938
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,640
Speaker 2: like spikes and crash okay because the caffeine like only

939
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:39,719
Speaker 2: only works so much.

940
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 1: A little known fact about you is that you are kind.

941
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,880
Speaker 1: You are into wellness because on set this summer, you

942
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: spoke to me extensively about sleep and sleep.

943
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm struggling.

944
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then you're like, you had a sleep specialist,

945
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 1: and you're like, you're not supposed to do anything in

946
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 1: bed besides sleep and have sex, and you should not

947
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 1: hang out there. You said something about what to do

948
00:44:58,640 --> 00:45:01,840
Speaker 1: with your dreams. You had this whole list of things.

949
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 2: Yeah.

950
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: I think I might have written it down, yes, yeah,

951
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:06,239
Speaker 1: And I'm like you.

952
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 2: Because my sleep was so bad. Okay, you know your

953
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:15,400
Speaker 2: stuff quarantine, Yeah, there was no I need it especially

954
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,960
Speaker 2: I needed to. I was like, fucking bat shape.

955
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:20,359
Speaker 1: How's your sleep now?

956
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:21,359
Speaker 2: Fantastic?

957
00:45:21,600 --> 00:45:24,879
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, guess what it's time for a segment called

958
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: that's nice? But what about me?

959
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 2: Is that real? It's a real sac And are we

960
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 2: supposed to talk about your dad?

961
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: There's nothing to say you you gotta so you're this

962
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: is a really really hung You've never listened to my podcast?

963
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:44,440
Speaker 2: I love it? Do you know? Man? Long time listener,

964
00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:48,840
Speaker 2: first time caller. Okay, and I love your podcast.

965
00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 1: What's your favorite thing about my podcast?

966
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 2: Just you? Really?

967
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 1: You? I mean I knew period, gonna say that period,

968
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,640
Speaker 1: I knew it. Okay, let's give it.

969
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:01,719
Speaker 2: I give it up. I give my hand to the

970
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:07,719
Speaker 2: that was the hell's going on? What did I do?

971
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 2: What the hell's going you mean? No? What is it like?

972
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 2: It's not my drug? I don't know. I've only done

973
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:22,440
Speaker 2: a couple of times. I couldn't tell. I'm not an expert. Okay,

974
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:24,320
Speaker 2: the gaze, I love it.

975
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:25,560
Speaker 1: Are you allowed to say that?

976
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 2: I eat it up. I think the gays would agree.

977
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,840
Speaker 2: I don't think it's a controvert. Are you a statement

978
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,840
Speaker 2: saying it? They can come at me guns blazing, but

979
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,479
Speaker 2: they know it's nice.

980
00:46:37,520 --> 00:46:40,920
Speaker 1: Okay, but now this is about me. We've pivoted. You

981
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 1: pick eye roll from Eric for the people just listening.

982
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm like you would tell a Jap listening to

983
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:49,040
Speaker 2: me and doing cheerio.

984
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:57,040
Speaker 1: I think it would tell. Yeah, I'm not positive. I'm

985
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 1: not positive because I have to see the spelling. If

986
00:46:58,760 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 1: you show me the stuff fail, I don't don't feel

987
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 1: like not personally, but I'm passed away.

988
00:47:04,560 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 2: Yes, I have bad news. He passed away. No, yeah, no,

989
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 2: not recently.

990
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 1: I need to leave. I just found out that. Oh

991
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: sometimes I think as sketches, that would be a fun sketch.

992
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 1: You think someone's already done that.

993
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:23,320
Speaker 2: Where like no or like or like is your mom's

994
00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 2: favorite sketch.

995
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,279
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I need to leave this meeting. This is

996
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 1: just just died.

997
00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, Daniel Cohluja.

998
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 1: What about him? He's not ering, I think No, he's Ugandan.

999
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: So you just throw us all is Africa country to you?

1000
00:47:45,560 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 2: Well close by?

1001
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 1: No? No, actually they're closer in the closer to each

1002
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:57,480
Speaker 1: other than we are to them.

1003
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 2: But there we go.

1004
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 1: Hey, it's about me. No, you pull out your phone.

1005
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,320
Speaker 2: Well let me I gotta make a phone call. No no,

1006
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 2: let me let me say where. By the way, all

1007
00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 2: African nations, those those boundaries are are outlined by England

1008
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:10,960
Speaker 2: and France.

1009
00:48:11,040 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: So I know, let me just out to colonial.

1010
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:19,719
Speaker 2: Uganda. Not that close. I know. I told you what

1011
00:48:20,239 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 2: you got. You got a couple big countries in.

1012
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:26,319
Speaker 1: This geography.

1013
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,800
Speaker 2: Lesson, this is a bad you know what closer to

1014
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 2: Kenya where Lapita's from.

1015
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: Is that true? Okay?

1016
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 2: I just think Kenya, I took my mom to on

1017
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,239
Speaker 2: Safari for eightieth person.

1018
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 1: You sent me a text, this is what we're going

1019
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 1: to do for this segment. That's a nice gift. By

1020
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 1: the way, it's very speed of you.

1021
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1022
00:48:43,239 --> 00:48:45,719
Speaker 1: You said we should go on a trip. I do

1023
00:48:45,800 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 1: want to go on a trip. Would you be down

1024
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: and how do we plan it? Because I okay. I

1025
00:48:49,560 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 1: also saw them trying to do a.

1026
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:53,480
Speaker 2: Show where I fund it myself and they just throw

1027
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 2: it on YouTube. No, really, that's basically Anthony Burdaine meets.

1028
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,799
Speaker 1: That's what you texted me. Yeah, I thought you were joking.

1029
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 2: So I'm just gonna be like, Hey, you're a Haitian comedian,

1030
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:05,600
Speaker 2: let's go to Haiti. You're a Jamaican comedian, Let's go

1031
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 2: to Jamaica. You're a Porto Rican comedian, let's go to

1032
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 2: work Nigerian. Let's going to Nigeria. Ali wan, We're going

1033
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 2: to China and Vietnam. No, but I don't know. I

1034
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 2: just think that'd be fun.

1035
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 1: It would be fun, I think.

1036
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:19,239
Speaker 2: So I pitched it all to all the networks and

1037
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 2: they all said no. So I'm just gonna make it

1038
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 2: myself and then I'll be very No.

1039
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,360
Speaker 1: I think it'd be very successful. You should own your stuff.

1040
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:26,920
Speaker 1: That's what I've been.

1041
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:27,840
Speaker 2: That would be smart.

1042
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 1: That's what they say now, by the way, that's that's what.

1043
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 2: Lauren, Lauren Michael's he told you no, but that's known.

1044
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 2: He owns us. He owns us.

1045
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,879
Speaker 1: Now one hundred points. Someone said to me one hundred

1046
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:40,560
Speaker 1: points or something.

1047
00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 2: I don't know that means. I don't know. I don't

1048
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,440
Speaker 2: know what anything means me either. Okay, well, okay, what's

1049
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,480
Speaker 2: the segment all about? Because you've been setting it up

1050
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 2: for that was it?

1051
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:50,960
Speaker 1: I just wanted help, how do we actually make the

1052
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,959
Speaker 1: trip happen? And you said you just go You're gonna

1053
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 1: fight it.

1054
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:59,879
Speaker 2: BnB, I'll bring out two camera ops. We'll just I'll

1055
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:04,360
Speaker 2: just get Mike Amazon and then I'll bring my producer. Okay,

1056
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 2: we'll go around. I'll get a fixer on the ground

1057
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 2: too that we can.

1058
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,879
Speaker 1: A fixer, yea, a fixer. Don't fixers don't they kill people?

1059
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:16,640
Speaker 1: That's a hit man. Okay, you're using for hitman? Is

1060
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:17,760
Speaker 1: Olivia Pope a fixer?

1061
00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:21,080
Speaker 2: Olivia Munn is a hit man? Hit woman? Excuse me,

1062
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:22,759
Speaker 2: she killed a bunch of people.

1063
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: Get your gender?

1064
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 2: Do you want to miss gender, Olivia mun any chance The.

1065
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 1: Actual problem here is not that she called her a

1066
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: killer set a hit man instead of hit woman.

1067
00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 2: No, Olivia who Pope?

1068
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: Olivia Pope? Scandal? You didn't watch, did you not?

1069
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 2: Your cup of is that Olivia Rodriguez.

1070
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:48,320
Speaker 1: That's Olivia Rodrigo is the sinker Olivia.

1071
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:53,640
Speaker 2: Olivia Rodriguez. I'm sure she exists. She's got exist. Sounds

1072
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:57,839
Speaker 2: like something, Olivia. If you're out there, call us, yeah,

1073
00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 2: because we've got some Olivia Riguez is not also a singer,

1074
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,320
Speaker 2: but there is a singer called Olivia Rodriguez.

1075
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 1: Olivia Rodrigo is a singer. Olivia Pope is a like

1076
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:11,799
Speaker 1: fixer pr fixer in Scandal. And I'm sure that there's

1077
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: an Olivia Munn.

1078
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:15,399
Speaker 2: You're right married.

1079
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there are other Olivia's. But I'm not familiar

1080
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 1: with Olivia Rodriguez. But if she, I'm sure she exists,

1081
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 1: and I wish sure, well.

1082
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:27,399
Speaker 2: Rodriguez. I don't know who she's married to. I don't

1083
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 2: know her. Olivia Reguez is married to how do you

1084
00:51:31,040 --> 00:51:31,279
Speaker 2: know that?

1085
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:32,319
Speaker 1: You heard it here? First?

1086
00:51:34,719 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 2: Olivia Rodrigo she's married to. She's also married to a

1087
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:40,280
Speaker 2: rod and and the rod.

1088
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:43,439
Speaker 1: In that sense for Rodrigo, Yes, a different a rod

1089
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 1: What are we even talking about? And that's hard to

1090
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:46,920
Speaker 1: say at this jump show.

1091
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:51,840
Speaker 2: We're gonna take a road trip from Nigeria to Uganda.

1092
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:54,080
Speaker 1: You want to take a road trip. I don't like

1093
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 1: road trips. Okay, sorry, we have to take a plane,

1094
00:51:57,120 --> 00:51:58,640
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry for you. You have to get your

1095
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 1: two Gin and Tonics, your Xanax and we'll take a plane.

1096
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 2: Oh you're good in a situation, I tell you.

1097
00:52:06,160 --> 00:52:07,880
Speaker 1: I was kind of like, damn, it's crazy. If this

1098
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:11,160
Speaker 1: is it, that's kind of what I thought. Legitimately, that's

1099
00:52:11,239 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: my thought, is like what am I gonna do?

1100
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 2: What I do?

1101
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 1: I guess I put on my vest. See no, my

1102
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 1: rational brain is like and then what I was not

1103
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:26,479
Speaker 1: going to stop the plane from I'm not judging people

1104
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: who do. I didn't judge the flight attendant. I mean

1105
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 1: I was alarming to hear someone who lives on a

1106
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 1: plane scream because of I was like, girl, get it together,

1107
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 1: pretend you're well, pretend you're not scared. Yeah, for us,

1108
00:52:40,719 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 1: But I was like, I was like, damn, that'd be

1109
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:46,279
Speaker 1: really crazy. And I was watching The Anatomy of a fall.

1110
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 2: Interesting maybe anyway, completely lost me.

1111
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: There's something there, but I don't expect you to find it.

1112
00:52:57,239 --> 00:52:58,439
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is either.

1113
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:02,080
Speaker 1: Okay, the boat, any and everything. Okay, we have to

1114
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: help a listener before we go. Okay, we're gonna give

1115
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 1: a listener.

1116
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,560
Speaker 2: No, no, my dear, that listener.

1117
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,960
Speaker 1: Gosh, we have to get him out of here to

1118
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 1: get food in his dummy. He's saying, I know we're

1119
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:15,439
Speaker 1: going to get your food.

1120
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:18,600
Speaker 2: We think I have to cancel my five o'clock thing.

1121
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 1: Eric, Eric, yes you do. I think you're not gonna

1122
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 1: get it. Get there, so you got a call if

1123
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:29,799
Speaker 1: I have thirty Okay, it's a call. Okay, we can

1124
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:30,759
Speaker 1: do this. This will be quick.

1125
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:33,360
Speaker 2: I'll take it on the subway. It'll be up. You

1126
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:34,879
Speaker 2: take the subway every day.

1127
00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:40,440
Speaker 1: Nice, same did Okay, no disrespect by saying that we're

1128
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 1: going to help a listener. Okay, you seem so upset.

1129
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 2: I'm fading. Well, do you have like chips?

1130
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:49,400
Speaker 1: No, we don't have any snacks for you. There's machine

1131
00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,760
Speaker 1: eat before you This is the my podcast, Eat before

1132
00:53:52,760 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 1: you come. And honestly, I'm pissed they gave you water

1133
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,319
Speaker 1: because I sell the guests drink before you come, eat

1134
00:54:00,360 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 1: before you come. I don't want to hear hear gulping

1135
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:10,320
Speaker 1: on my podcast and it's not a sprite.

1136
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:19,880
Speaker 2: I like that.

1137
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:22,759
Speaker 1: Can you say it again? That's good? Okay, can you

1138
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 1: play it for real? Hey, I go just want to

1139
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:29,080
Speaker 1: say I love the show so much. My situation is

1140
00:54:29,680 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: I've been dating.

1141
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:34,440
Speaker 2: My boyfriend now for eight and a half years.

1142
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:38,520
Speaker 1: And we've lived together in everything, and we've talked.

1143
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,560
Speaker 2: About next steps, but.

1144
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:45,480
Speaker 1: I just don't know, and I feel like I should

1145
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 1: be sure and things aren't bad, but I just feel

1146
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 1: that things could be better. Let me know what you

1147
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:57,360
Speaker 1: think I should do or if you have any advice.

1148
00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 1: Thanks by a.

1149
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:04,200
Speaker 2: How can they be she sounds probably bored, probably plateau. Yeah,

1150
00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:06,719
Speaker 2: and they either got to go to couple's therapy and

1151
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:09,920
Speaker 2: figure out how to fix It's it's a little bit

1152
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:11,560
Speaker 2: vague though you can't tell what's wrong with it.

1153
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:15,600
Speaker 1: They're not bad, though it sounds or it sounds bored.

1154
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 2: It's giving bored like a plateaued like your mind everything

1155
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 2: like it expired, like the shelf life.

1156
00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:24,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, And if that's the case, I think it's maybe

1157
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 1: worth investigating how to make it. It's like, what is

1158
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:30,200
Speaker 1: make it exciting again, because like, no matter who you're with,

1159
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:32,680
Speaker 1: I feel like at some point it stands the risk

1160
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 1: of plateauing after some time, and so you have to

1161
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:39,719
Speaker 1: invest your energy. Like, when we say things are not bad,

1162
00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,640
Speaker 1: does it mean your bar is super low? That's what

1163
00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:45,240
Speaker 1: I'm concerned. Is it like, yeah, he's nice, shrug, Yeah.

1164
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:48,239
Speaker 2: There's nothing wrong. It's not a clear it's just she's bored.

1165
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:50,960
Speaker 1: You're bored? Or are your needs not being met when

1166
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,560
Speaker 1: you say they could be better? We want your needs

1167
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 1: to be met. They're not going to be able to

1168
00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:56,440
Speaker 1: meet all your needs, but you need to know what

1169
00:55:56,640 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 1: needs you want. This is the man that gave you

1170
00:55:58,960 --> 00:55:59,800
Speaker 1: the advice about.

1171
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 2: Going to come. It looks like I have tiny feet

1172
00:56:03,760 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 2: with his moon boots.

1173
00:56:04,680 --> 00:56:08,120
Speaker 1: It does look like you have size twelve men's Okay, brag,

1174
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 1: this is not about you, tombum.

1175
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:16,879
Speaker 2: You want advise, Stump that boring, fucking loser and get

1176
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:22,040
Speaker 2: nice yawn, get some new dick. Uh. This guy's a drip,

1177
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,839
Speaker 2: probably wears earplugs, so comedy show.

1178
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:27,000
Speaker 1: If he's a what if he was a fan of yours?

1179
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 2: Oh, you gotta make it work. I think you gotta know.

1180
00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:35,160
Speaker 2: She's got to go to therapy.

1181
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:36,840
Speaker 1: You gotta go to a couple therapy. I think you

1182
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 1: gotta go to a couple therapy because yeah, at this point,

1183
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:41,320
Speaker 1: it's shipping it off the pop relationship advice.

1184
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 2: What's your longest longest relationship? Two years?

1185
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:48,319
Speaker 1: And how long into that two years?

1186
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 2: Were you like?

1187
00:56:48,760 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 1: This should probably be over a couple of weeks stuck

1188
00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 1: it out? Okay? Do you want to get married?

1189
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:00,960
Speaker 2: Married? I don't care about but you know I want

1190
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:04,320
Speaker 2: you got to move in with somebody, That's what I

1191
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:04,719
Speaker 2: want to do.

1192
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:06,360
Speaker 1: Okay, you want to move in? Have you lived with

1193
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:07,080
Speaker 1: a partner before?

1194
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 2: I've dated someone where they're at my house like six

1195
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:14,279
Speaker 2: and a half days out of seven days a week. Okay, So,

1196
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 2: but like not never the official move in. I'm pretty avoidant, okay,

1197
00:57:18,920 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 2: and you know that about yourself.

1198
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:20,640
Speaker 1: Are you in therapy?

1199
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:25,280
Speaker 2: Oh? A ton of therapy. But like there's been a

1200
00:57:25,480 --> 00:57:31,600
Speaker 2: shift where I'm less avoidant okay, and I'm more open

1201
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:38,120
Speaker 2: to a long term, beautiful, loving, committed relationship.

1202
00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:41,280
Speaker 1: Do you think that has anything to do with age

1203
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 1: or feeling like you've experienced everything you want?

1204
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,560
Speaker 2: It's both of those things. It's both of those things.

1205
00:57:45,720 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 1: Okay, beautiful ladies, get in there, shoot your shot with

1206
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 1: Eric Andre.

1207
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 2: Here's the thing about a long term relationship.

1208
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,040
Speaker 1: Okay, and you said you had somewhere to be at

1209
00:57:55,040 --> 00:57:55,520
Speaker 1: five thirty.

1210
00:57:55,720 --> 00:58:00,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, if you're in a long term relation ship,

1211
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 2: you can't have sex with anyone else.

1212
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 1: And that's what while they get you could be ethically

1213
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 1: non monogamous.

1214
00:58:11,680 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know that pitch doesn't go over so well.

1215
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 2: Yeah in ninety nine have you ever dated a woman before? Never?

1216
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,960
Speaker 2: When you touch them, when you pitch them. No, you

1217
00:58:25,040 --> 00:58:29,840
Speaker 2: can be ethically non monogamous. They give the look you're

1218
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:30,560
Speaker 2: giving me right now.

1219
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:34,720
Speaker 1: Well, there's a dating app for it Field. Have you

1220
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,960
Speaker 1: been on it? I've never been there?

1221
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:42,960
Speaker 2: What is it? Is it? What is it? Wrek? Shrek?

1222
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:46,080
Speaker 2: To date Trek? I don't. I don't.

1223
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:50,400
Speaker 1: Somebody might be interested. Shrek needs love to. Shrek needs

1224
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:54,880
Speaker 1: love to. You don't think so you just don't want

1225
00:58:54,880 --> 00:59:00,360
Speaker 1: to love Shrek. What if Shrek was so kind, resent

1226
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:05,800
Speaker 1: open to being ethically non monogamous, was was embraced all

1227
00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:10,200
Speaker 1: that you are, was a good cook, had hobbies, also

1228
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 1: really funny, You wouldn't date Shrek. You wouldn't date Shrek.

1229
00:59:17,520 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 2: You're talking Shrek I'm talking Shrek.

1230
00:59:21,400 --> 00:59:23,920
Speaker 1: I'm talking about this. Mind you. You are a person

1231
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 1: who was but fucked by Gorilla, and you're.

1232
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:32,479
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, but we're in an ethnically non monogamous relation.

1233
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:35,400
Speaker 1: So what can Shrek get in there? Does Shrek stand

1234
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:38,880
Speaker 1: a chance with all of those qualifications? Are we being

1235
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:39,640
Speaker 1: closed minded?

1236
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:43,439
Speaker 2: Are Shrekin? You ain't fucking track either?

1237
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:45,520
Speaker 1: Listen, I'm not, but.

1238
00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:48,800
Speaker 2: You ain't fucking track either.

1239
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:49,360
Speaker 1: I'm not.

1240
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:53,120
Speaker 2: You have to feel an attraction towards the person. Don't

1241
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:58,160
Speaker 2: you think you can grow if there's not a kickoff.

1242
00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:01,800
Speaker 2: They don't have to be drop dead fucking bombshell. But

1243
01:00:02,960 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 2: got be cute. If you were gotta be cute.

1244
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,920
Speaker 1: If you were drunk, be shrunk for the first.

1245
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 2: Like five years of relationship, stammered alcoholic Jack Arrowac.

1246
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 1: If you were drunk, you wouldn't let Shrek hit think

1247
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:26,600
Speaker 1: about it. You'll have to come back and tell us.

1248
01:00:27,280 --> 01:00:32,280
Speaker 2: I won't keep it. This is would you do it? Shrek?

1249
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:34,600
Speaker 2: I'm talking Shrek, dude, What.

1250
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:37,640
Speaker 1: You're talking about? My little crop top? I thought that

1251
01:00:37,680 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 1: was my phone? Okay, I want to look up. I

1252
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:40,520
Speaker 1: need to be reminded what Shrek.

1253
01:00:40,600 --> 01:00:40,760
Speaker 2: I know.

1254
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:44,600
Speaker 1: Shrek's big and green. Okay, but like, let's see.

1255
01:00:44,480 --> 01:00:48,240
Speaker 2: Amusing Shrek as a metaphor human.

1256
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 1: I know Shrek, Shrek can dress. First of all, there

1257
01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 1: are redeeming qualities here. That's a friendly welcome.

1258
01:00:56,800 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 2: Use a different metaphor, which one? Uh the baby in

1259
01:01:00,920 --> 01:01:04,520
Speaker 2: a racer head Eric Stoltz in that movie Mask.

1260
01:01:04,920 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just gonna okay, let's see the baby eraser.

1261
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to date a baby, that's the problem.

1262
01:01:12,920 --> 01:01:14,640
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just trying to think of the most hideously

1263
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:15,680
Speaker 2: ugly characters.

1264
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:21,160
Speaker 1: No one is as ugly as these characters. No one

1265
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:23,680
Speaker 1: is ugly. Nobody is ugly.

1266
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:25,840
Speaker 2: Rollercop melting.

1267
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:34,160
Speaker 1: Eric. Yes, I just think you should be opened, and

1268
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 1: maybe there are a much.

1269
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:37,600
Speaker 2: What do you want from me?

1270
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:40,240
Speaker 1: Scream?

1271
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:41,360
Speaker 2: No?

1272
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:44,400
Speaker 1: Okay, So I just think you should be open and

1273
01:01:44,520 --> 01:01:49,520
Speaker 1: my family alone. I'm trying to get you a family.

1274
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:52,000
Speaker 1: I think you should. There might be a lot of

1275
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:55,040
Speaker 1: Shreks on on there, but there could be a Cinderella.

1276
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:58,680
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not about like ethical non monogamy versus monogamy.

1277
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 2: You think it's just it's more like you date someone,

1278
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:08,480
Speaker 2: you like them, then you love them, you really love them,

1279
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 2: you fell in love with them after like ten years.

1280
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:20,960
Speaker 2: You can't fuck anybody and you want that option. Well,

1281
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:22,919
Speaker 2: I mean and for her too, she can't.

1282
01:02:23,120 --> 01:02:23,760
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about it.

1283
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:27,400
Speaker 2: She can't even kiss somebody like this.

1284
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 1: Is you after cheating on your board and I'm sorry,

1285
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:33,800
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to kiss somebody. I guess I just

1286
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:37,320
Speaker 1: don't get it. Really, I can't kiss somebody, But you

1287
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 1: can find people who are down for you kissing other people.

1288
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:41,200
Speaker 1: They can kiss other people.

1289
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:45,720
Speaker 2: It's more of like the the like knowing you have

1290
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:47,400
Speaker 2: the freedom than the actual event.

1291
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:50,720
Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, I feel like you're gonna you

1292
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:54,960
Speaker 1: need an ethically non monogamous girl, Lee, And that's fine.

1293
01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:57,560
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. I understand what.

1294
01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:00,959
Speaker 2: You're saying too, I mean equal, equal fucking playing field.

1295
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:07,200
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about, rigid. I understand. I understand,

1296
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:09,680
Speaker 1: And there are people who feel the same as you,

1297
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:12,680
Speaker 1: and I feel hopeful for you. I feel twenty twenty six, honey,

1298
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:13,640
Speaker 1: it's your year.

1299
01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:18,480
Speaker 2: I'm I'm not too stressed about it.

1300
01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:18,880
Speaker 1: Good.

1301
01:03:19,720 --> 01:03:21,120
Speaker 2: I think the universe provides.

1302
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:22,760
Speaker 1: That's beautiful.

1303
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:25,440
Speaker 2: I think like when you let it go, let go

1304
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,919
Speaker 2: and let God, like the universe provides. I really don't.

1305
01:03:28,880 --> 01:03:33,280
Speaker 2: I don't feel like this. I felt like a little

1306
01:03:33,280 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 2: bit of a pressure about it when I turned forty,

1307
01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:40,000
Speaker 2: and through therapy and journaling and everything else, I was like,

1308
01:03:42,320 --> 01:03:44,640
Speaker 2: I'm creating a problem where there isn't one. I'm I'm

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Speaker 2: having a I'm having a blast, and like, when it happens,

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Speaker 2: it happens.

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Speaker 1: I think that's the right way.

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Speaker 2: I don't think you want to force it or strangle

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Speaker 2: it into being, because I see a lot of people

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Speaker 2: settle and then they're not happy and the relationship kind

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01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:04,520
Speaker 2: of disintegrates quick because they're like, you know, forcing themselves

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Speaker 2: into a you know, square peg into a round hole.

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Speaker 2: So I don't want to I'm not. I was in

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01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:13,760
Speaker 2: that panic when I turned forty, and then I I

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01:04:13,800 --> 01:04:16,040
Speaker 2: got out of it, but kind of recently the therapy

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Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, when it happens, it happens.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know what happened when it's supposed to.

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Speaker 2: Really I was supposed to.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't need to worry too much

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Speaker 1: about it. I don't think worrying produces the results anyone

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01:04:28,560 --> 01:04:29,200
Speaker 1: is It doesn't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it actually pushes the results away.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I agree with you there, Yeah, absolutely do yeah,

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Speaker 1: and no need to worry about timelines. I think the

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Speaker 1: thing that is important though, if I may was saying

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Speaker 1: it out loud, that that's like what you want, saying

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01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:44,280
Speaker 1: it to the loved one's writing it down, whatever it is,

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Speaker 1: setting that intention that's open to that. I'd like that,

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Speaker 1: and then trust that it's going to come.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. I think it comes, and it comes, and

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Speaker 2: I'm not too I don't know. I don't think. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I stopped thinking about it as like an age thing

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01:04:58,760 --> 01:05:00,200
Speaker 2: or a timeline thing. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think that's wise. I'm excited for you. I'm excited

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Speaker 1: for a movie to come out. Thank you for doing this.

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01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:08,480
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Of course, why I have a podcast.

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01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:10,920
Speaker 2: My producer keeps being like, you don't promote the podcast

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01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:11,800
Speaker 2: on these podcasts are doing.

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01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:14,120
Speaker 1: We said it multiple times that you bomb Did you

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01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:15,960
Speaker 1: say it? I said it twice already.

1345
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:18,440
Speaker 2: I have a podcast called bombing about bombing.

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01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:20,040
Speaker 1: It's called Bombing with Eric Andre.

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01:05:20,240 --> 01:05:21,680
Speaker 2: Can you do it? Can you do it?

1348
01:05:21,840 --> 01:05:25,720
Speaker 1: Podcasts? Are you officially asking you? I'll calm, yes, you

1349
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:29,040
Speaker 1: you you don't text. That's not true, it's not the

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01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:29,640
Speaker 1: full truth.

1351
01:05:29,760 --> 01:05:33,760
Speaker 2: You're unbelievable. That's the communication subpar.

1352
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:36,880
Speaker 1: I'll work on it. I have work to do. We

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01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:37,920
Speaker 1: all have work to do.

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01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:40,440
Speaker 2: We all have no you do you do? You are

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Speaker 2: a good communicator. Thank you are you never get dinner?

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01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:44,600
Speaker 1: Let's we're going to get dinner. I want to go

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01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:46,880
Speaker 1: to that place, Department of Culture. You and I we're going.

1358
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:48,200
Speaker 1: I've been It's on my list for years.

1359
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:50,560
Speaker 2: Doing a Chinese New Year's dinner this weekend.

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01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:51,640
Speaker 1: I didn't invite me.

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01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:53,760
Speaker 2: I sure did. Literally, you know what.

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01:05:53,920 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 1: I gave up, literally didn't.

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01:05:55,600 --> 01:05:57,400
Speaker 2: Literally, I gave up. You can look at the Carol,

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01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,520
Speaker 2: look at the camera too. You gave up. I gave

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01:05:59,600 --> 01:05:59,880
Speaker 2: up on you.

1366
01:06:00,240 --> 01:06:00,960
Speaker 1: Literally, he did not.

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01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:02,720
Speaker 2: Literally.

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01:06:02,720 --> 01:06:06,040
Speaker 1: I'll pull up the text the texts, pull up the receipt.

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01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:08,240
Speaker 2: All the texts, and all of them are me inviting

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01:06:08,240 --> 01:06:09,960
Speaker 2: you to dinner and you coming over with an excuse

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01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:10,520
Speaker 2: me why you can't go?

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01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:15,120
Speaker 1: No, wait, Jordy, this is too long and I have

1373
01:06:15,160 --> 01:06:18,240
Speaker 1: to go the world. I have to go work out. Okay,

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01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:19,080
Speaker 1: listen to this.

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01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:21,720
Speaker 2: Not me, Okay, I don't believe in exercise. I'm like

1376
01:06:21,800 --> 01:06:26,320
Speaker 2: Donald Trump, this is what exercise makes you hurt? What

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01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:27,440
Speaker 2: reason I didn't hear?

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01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:32,240
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, So I here's Eric texted me

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01:06:32,640 --> 01:06:35,000
Speaker 1: when he moved to New York from l A and

1380
01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:37,480
Speaker 1: we exchanged numbers. I think we ran into each other

1381
01:06:37,560 --> 01:06:40,040
Speaker 1: and after party you text We texted like okay, it's

1382
01:06:40,120 --> 01:06:42,000
Speaker 1: me to you. And then I was like, oh, yeah,

1383
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:44,200
Speaker 1: you're here. Where do you live? And he goes one

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01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:47,160
Speaker 1: word Brooklyn. To me, that sounds like someone who doesn't

1385
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:49,400
Speaker 1: want to talk anymore. There was no follow up. There

1386
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:52,880
Speaker 1: was no like, let's take what about you know what?

1387
01:06:53,000 --> 01:06:56,800
Speaker 1: I know what I'm talking about before.

1388
01:06:58,120 --> 01:06:59,280
Speaker 2: Some weird spiral.

1389
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:02,320
Speaker 1: No, I showed everyone the text. They sided with me.

1390
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:04,360
Speaker 2: No, no, No, you led the witness.

1391
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:05,400
Speaker 1: No, I didn't.

1392
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:07,840
Speaker 2: Where do you live Brooklyn? Okay? Then you asked what

1393
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:10,080
Speaker 2: part of Brooklyn? And I say the part and then

1394
01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:15,280
Speaker 2: you go do the storytelling, right, You didn't do your

1395
01:07:15,400 --> 01:07:17,600
Speaker 2: end of the bargain. Just continue the conversation.

1396
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:22,480
Speaker 1: He's he ended it, counselor he's misrepresenting the situation.

1397
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:26,520
Speaker 2: Order order order. No said Brooklyn, you go, oh ship,

1398
01:07:26,720 --> 01:07:32,480
Speaker 2: I live in Queen's or I have to go. That's

1399
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 2: how people to kick someone off of.

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Speaker 1: My podcast in the world. I never had to kick

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01:07:37,560 --> 01:07:38,080
Speaker 1: someone off.

1402
01:07:38,800 --> 01:07:39,520
Speaker 2: I need to leave.

1403
01:07:39,640 --> 01:07:41,240
Speaker 1: No, you're not doing that. I need to leave.

1404
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:42,680
Speaker 2: Okay, I can do whatever I want.

1405
01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,200
Speaker 1: I said, it's ago good seeing you the other day.

1406
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:46,960
Speaker 1: You live in New York. Now question mark, He says,

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01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:49,040
Speaker 1: Hey girl, yup, I'm in Brooklyn. I go, okay, saying

1408
01:07:49,120 --> 01:07:52,040
Speaker 1: where in Brooklyn? And then he says where, And that's it.

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01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:55,840
Speaker 2: Where in Brooklyn. I asked you where, and you said,

1410
01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:56,800
Speaker 2: and you didn't respond.

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01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:00,840
Speaker 1: Then I where, I said where. Then he doesn't ask

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01:08:00,920 --> 01:08:01,880
Speaker 1: me a single other question.

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01:08:02,160 --> 01:08:04,080
Speaker 2: Wait, wait, wait, wait wait you asked me and I

1414
01:08:04,240 --> 01:08:04,480
Speaker 2: left you.

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01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:07,360
Speaker 1: You just answered where in Brooklyn? You just said where?

1416
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:09,560
Speaker 1: And then I brought this up to you over this

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01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:12,560
Speaker 1: over the summer we were shooting, and then as a result,

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01:08:12,640 --> 01:08:14,680
Speaker 1: you then texted me in real time while I was

1419
01:08:14,720 --> 01:08:17,479
Speaker 1: standing next to you, let's meet up. I'm looking for friends.

1420
01:08:18,240 --> 01:08:21,479
Speaker 1: Because you know that that exchange was incomplete and everyone

1421
01:08:21,520 --> 01:08:25,960
Speaker 1: else agreed. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, thank you so much,

1422
01:08:28,600 --> 01:08:31,120
Speaker 1: thank you so much, sad, show me the thing.

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01:08:31,160 --> 01:08:33,080
Speaker 2: Show me the thing. I don't believe you. You didn't

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01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:33,320
Speaker 2: tell me.

1425
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:39,880
Speaker 1: I'm kicking you. Okay, wait, putting on my shirt.

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01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:51,240
Speaker 2: You can't bacon. You're leaving. I just I'm canceling. Sorry.

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01:08:59,720 --> 01:09:01,960
Speaker 1: That was my discussion with eric Andre. Don't you just

1428
01:09:02,120 --> 01:09:02,479
Speaker 1: love him?

1429
01:09:02,880 --> 01:09:03,840
Speaker 2: I do? I do.

1430
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:07,759
Speaker 1: Did you guys wash your hands at any point during listening?

1431
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:09,880
Speaker 1: Maybe you were just listening, you weren't watching, and you

1432
01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:12,960
Speaker 1: washed your hands. That is a turn on for me.

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01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:15,680
Speaker 1: It really is a turn on for me. Anyway. If

1434
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:18,880
Speaker 1: you want advice from me and my next guest, please

1435
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,960
Speaker 1: call me leave me a voice message. The number is

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Speaker 1: five zero two eight four nine three two three seven

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Speaker 1: five zero two eight four nine three two three seven.

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Speaker 1: Can you tell I grew up listening to the radio.

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01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:33,920
Speaker 1: I hope it shows. Thanks Dad. Is a production of

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01:09:33,960 --> 01:09:37,280
Speaker 1: Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Podcasts. I'm your

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01:09:37,320 --> 01:09:40,920
Speaker 1: host Ago wodem Our producer is Kevin Bartelt, and our

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Speaker 1: executive producer is Matt Appadaka.