Speaker 1: What are you talking about. You're just gonna let her die.
Speaker 1: You're out of your fucking mind.
Speaker 2: Not that, Rihanna.
Speaker 3: We need that, Not Marianna.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not not the one, not the one I serve.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe maybe Rihanna Thompson.
Speaker 2: Walke, Wisconsin.
Speaker 1: You better play safe because we're gonna let you die.
Speaker 2: But dying bright like a diamond baby, grow.
Speaker 5: Chips in yours racist hostly money's turning stuff.
Speaker 3: I can't tell me. You must be used to all
Speaker 3: the finer things. In fact, waited buy what money brings.
Speaker 3: Welcome Bill Mama and gentiles like to another brand new
Speaker 3: episode of My Mama Told Me.
Speaker 1: The podcast where we dived deep deep into the pocket
Speaker 1: of black conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3: And we finally were to prove that alo Vera was
Speaker 3: not in fact the name of the plant, but the
Speaker 3: name of the nigga who discovered it. Come on, you
Speaker 3: think that white people discovered moisturizer, You think that was
Speaker 3: one of their things? Get the fuck out of here,
Speaker 3: ye shout out to my man av. I'm David Bory.
Speaker 1: Alo goddamn Vera. Come on, is a real human being
Speaker 1: who should be acknowledged in our history books and not
Speaker 1: not just written down. We should see pictures of Alaveri.
Speaker 1: We should know that face.
Speaker 3: It sounds like a dark skin dude with a toothpick.
Speaker 1: Yes, cheets on his wife, but that's not the important
Speaker 1: that's not the crux of his life story. We we
Speaker 1: only mentioned that briefly in the Ray Charles movie. Don't
Speaker 1: do Alivera any differently?
Speaker 3: Come on, nor is it none of your motherfucking business.
Speaker 3: Come get this motion.
Speaker 1: Who the fuck cares? He gave us? He gave us lotion,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna focus on that bullshit.
Speaker 3: You're gonna be worried about what hit and his old lady. Listen,
Speaker 3: what's understood and got to be explained? All right, they
Speaker 3: gotta sit.
Speaker 1: Ain't they still together? Then they they must be all right.
Speaker 2: Must be just fine.
Speaker 3: Come on, well, I'm Langston Kerman, I'm David Boy. Let's
Speaker 3: introduce our guests before we get too deep down this Alavera.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't wanna, we don't wanna get get further
Speaker 1: into the Alavera conspiracy theory of it all. But our
Speaker 1: guest today, he's phenomenal. He's he's just a jack of
Speaker 1: all trade to a beautiful right. Her performer hilarious individual.
Speaker 1: We're both massive fans of him and all of his work.
Speaker 1: Give it up for for the very funny Carl Forman Junior. Everybody,
Speaker 1: what's up? What's up? What's up?
Speaker 4: Pleasure to be here, man. I count myself among the
Speaker 4: little mamas.
Speaker 1: Feel whoa, we got a little little mama informant in
Speaker 1: the building.
Speaker 3: You are.
Speaker 4: Door, that's the fact. That's where I am now, you know.
Speaker 4: And and in Alavera's defense, you know, when you when
Speaker 4: you discover lotion and you gotta this, you gotta like demonstrate.
Speaker 2: It a lot of people.
Speaker 4: Okay, so only have one extra matter relationship that shows
Speaker 4: a high level of restraint for somebody like that. Just
Speaker 4: imagine how much lotion he's putting on the bodies of
Speaker 4: ashuy people.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: You and so gorgeous ashy people.
Speaker 3: Also imagine you were the first nigga to not be ashy.
Speaker 6: Whoa, oh yeah crazy everybody else.
Speaker 3: There was a minute where everybody was acty but him.
Speaker 4: This nigga lips is not great.
Speaker 2: Come on, we need to see what that's about.
Speaker 1: They would they must have literally thought this nigga was glowing.
Speaker 1: They must have literally been like bro you. You produce light.
Speaker 1: You are bro phenomenal.
Speaker 3: Yes, they scruggled on the side of the pyramids, the
Speaker 3: first one, damn.
Speaker 4: And you know he had haters and they was mad.
Speaker 4: He tried to hit him, but he was too smooth. Oh,
Speaker 4: he was too slick with oh man, they were out
Speaker 4: here Dusty.
Speaker 1: Hayton because you know, he discovered alavera, which means he
Speaker 1: also didn't know limits with it yet. He was probably
Speaker 1: the greasiest man let's ever walked this planet Earth just
Speaker 1: is the thickest layers, the.
Speaker 4: Most innovative masturbator to date. At that point, Bro, I
Speaker 4: didn't even think about how we changed.
Speaker 3: I let you in two games, whoa, I let you
Speaker 3: in two games moisturizer masturbation.
Speaker 1: He was like, hey, you know how when y'all jerk
Speaker 1: off it hurts a little bit.
Speaker 5: Not me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, He's like, my man is gonna start a fucking
Speaker 3: fire over there.
Speaker 1: You know how, you can't even really finish because because
Speaker 1: you're in a little bit of pain the whole time.
Speaker 1: That ain't my problem.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's the real thing. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: I don't worry about bitches. No, I mean that I did.
Speaker 3: I'm putting up I'm putting up Genghis car numbers. If
Speaker 3: I was a man who discovered lotion, that's fair. If
Speaker 3: I had discovered lotion, there would be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: did you know five percent of all DNA on the
Speaker 3: continent can be traced back to David Boy.
Speaker 1: The lotion man.
Speaker 3: And come on, that's how I'm going.
Speaker 1: That's real. I don't disagree with you. There's no way
Speaker 1: I could. I could remain loyal with that kind of
Speaker 1: power in.
Speaker 3: My hands too much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's the reason why we have laws against
Speaker 1: monopolies and the the act to fight back against the
Speaker 1: power of corporations and the individuals at the top of
Speaker 1: them should very much be reflected in the story of
Speaker 1: alo Vera. Right. We there's a reason Elon Musk should
Speaker 1: not exist, and it's because we know the allegory of
Speaker 1: alo Vera, and we know what would become of them.
Speaker 4: Who took the patent away from this great African Mmmm.
Speaker 4: Know that the lotion game corner until you know our
Speaker 4: countryman and vent In see moisture.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it, that's right. Come on, because Carl also,
Speaker 3: come on, we say you come out, Come on, saloon man,
Speaker 3: I come on, slon.
Speaker 2: Everybody.
Speaker 3: Take you all right, Hey, about to get up theseut
Speaker 3: you know, hey, come in to tell you man telling
Speaker 3: me Banana, no no, no, no, talk too. Yeah, you're
Speaker 3: a bad man for what you just do. Banana. That
Speaker 3: was like, be the most racist, and you said on
Speaker 3: this market, I think so.
Speaker 1: I think certainly it's it's top five at least that's
Speaker 1: what we do our our recap of racist ship set
Speaker 1: on this podcast episode. That's that's the be the surprise sneaker.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, I'll never forget it.
Speaker 1: Carl. You came today with a conspiracy theory that I
Speaker 1: think we both immediately got excited about. We were like,
Speaker 1: this is exactly correct for the nonsense that we need
Speaker 1: on this podcast. It fits perfectly. And I think we
Speaker 1: thought that we had talked about this previously and maybe
Speaker 1: it has come up, but it certainly has never been
Speaker 1: in a very involved, in depth conversation. But you said, Okay,
Speaker 1: my mama told me.
Speaker 4: Don't say you're an organ donor on your license because
Speaker 4: they won't try.
Speaker 1: It's hard to save you.
Speaker 3: Come on speak.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's pretty self explanatory right there, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know I'm not trying to get my orbis oreas harvested.
Speaker 4: First off, let's start just the very fraud relationship between
Speaker 4: the black mayor in the medical community.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, that's why this is. This just makes sense.
Speaker 1: To me, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Like, you know, I remember when I was getting my driver,
Speaker 4: my first drivers license. I went to the d m
Speaker 4: V with my dad and where's the side. This is
Speaker 4: in Baltimore, Maryland.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and a lot of blacks around, just a wealth
Speaker 4: of blacks, A wealth of blacks.
Speaker 3: Someone someone called it a chocolate city.
Speaker 1: I love that you needed that for a part of
Speaker 1: the picture painting. You're like, no, no, no, everybody close
Speaker 1: your eyes.
Speaker 4: A lot of blacks, a lot of Yeah, the Chocolate
Speaker 4: city is forty five minutes down the road.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But but yes, but we make better for c TV.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. Listen, But I was the
Speaker 4: lady who was at the windows. And now you want
Speaker 4: to are you you wanna redstre as an Oregon donor.
Speaker 4: I looked at my dad and he was like, whoa,
Speaker 4: I look like as your daddy, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1: I'm about to save your life real quick, right, because.
Speaker 4: You probably won't speak, and they may need to save
Speaker 4: your life and we want to save and not being like, well,
Speaker 4: you know who could use a liver, you.
Speaker 3: Know, and this is and forgive my ignorance, I'm steeping
Speaker 3: to make this point.
Speaker 1: Where, yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 3: Do black livers go better in black people? Mmmmm mmmm.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's like directly a thing, but
Speaker 4: I think, like any organs, I think if you share
Speaker 4: a blood type, probably so probably the.
Speaker 1: I don't think that you have to match colors to
Speaker 1: match organs.
Speaker 3: By the way you're saying, I could get in the
Speaker 3: car wreck, get my eggs scrambled, and wake up with
Speaker 3: a Puerto Rican brain.
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, I don't know that we're doing
Speaker 1: brains yet.
Speaker 7: Oh okay, okay, okay, all right, But David comes on
Speaker 7: the day and he's like, okay, you don't know what happened.
Speaker 3: We have brains transplant. I'm wearing pointy shoes. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think we're doing brains quite yet. I think
Speaker 1: that's it's mostly livers and hearts and kidneys and.
Speaker 3: Ship Okay, but I could get hurt and wake up
Speaker 3: with like a Polish heart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have a Polish heart for sure, depending on
Speaker 1: if you match a Polish person's blood type. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think my uncle if I'm remembering this correctly, and I
Speaker 1: could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure my uncle, who
Speaker 1: had a bunch of kidney issues, did get a kidney
Speaker 1: transplant when he was younger and ended up with a
Speaker 1: white woman's kidney. A white woman's kidney kidney I didn't
Speaker 1: know was like that gender, Yeah, anything is he?
Speaker 4: Is he really sensitive?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 5: Does?
Speaker 4: He always does? He always asked to see the manager.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, did you get mad when you guys were
Speaker 3: grilling out front?
Speaker 1: I wish this was a happier ending. He's no longer
Speaker 1: with us than that. He really uh, he really went
Speaker 1: to work on that new kidney, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he treated too good, But but he was a cool
Speaker 1: guy and I miss him sometimes.
Speaker 3: And in the words of you, for a second.
Speaker 8: I didn't realize Carl was frozen. I just thought he
Speaker 8: did not like this line of humor. I just thought
Speaker 8: he didn't care for that one bit. He's like, Nah, look,
Speaker 8: Fellas Death ain't funny.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's a final joke. We got What was the
Speaker 3: last thing we were talking about before we.
Speaker 1: Well, I think Carl was telling us the story of
Speaker 1: your father telling you now to do this, and I
Speaker 1: guess the big question that sort of comes to mind
Speaker 1: for me is he tells you not to do this
Speaker 1: and you believe him. Are you bought in immediately? Do
Speaker 1: you remain brought in? Tell us that?
Speaker 4: So I was like, you know what, I was like,
Speaker 4: my first instinct was like, Oregan doner, that sounds like
Speaker 4: a noble thing to do, you know. And then but
Speaker 4: the way he reacted very decisively in the negative on it,
Speaker 4: I was like, you know what, this guy, he's pretty
Speaker 4: much held me down.
Speaker 2: I'm a rock.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, you know, it's my first license. Like
Speaker 4: I'm trying to just get that joint and roll up
Speaker 4: out of here. So, I mean, I think there's probably
Speaker 4: some truth to it. It's some you know, I've done
Speaker 4: some independent research I've going on like the Male Clinic,
Speaker 4: and they're like, hey, you gotta be declared brain dead
Speaker 4: at the least before someone can be eligible to receive
Speaker 4: your organs. I mean, to even be like in the
Speaker 4: organ donor pool. But I'm like, you know, still, that's
Speaker 4: a human making that call at the end of the day, right,
Speaker 4: It is like no, yeah, no, no, this nigga brain
Speaker 4: dam like you know, like I don't.
Speaker 2: He gon down the hall.
Speaker 4: There's a very wealthy, old ass white lady who needs
Speaker 4: one of these juicy, juicy kidneys, you know, like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, big fool kidneys.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Like look, he was Muslim. He don't drink or nothing.
Speaker 2: That's a good living. Go ahead, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Come on, it's not that rich deep purple kidney.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: So, if I'm hearing you correctly, if I'm hearing you correctly,
Speaker 1: you are suggesting that because I thought you were suggesting
Speaker 1: that there's human error in this that it's just like, hey,
Speaker 1: tyrensee did you check room too? And he's like yeah,
Speaker 1: but he didn't check room too, And now a person
Speaker 1: is dead that is or quote unquote not dead, that
Speaker 1: is dead. Whatever that said, it sounds like you're saying
Speaker 1: there's something more sinister here that it is truly people
Speaker 1: actively being like you're as close to that as you
Speaker 1: we need you to be. We're gonna give whatever you
Speaker 1: got to the lady that we're rooting for down the hall.
Speaker 2: Yes, that is what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I'm saying that I'm leaving open that possibility because stranger
Speaker 4: things have happened. Yeah, you know, like you especially when
Speaker 4: you if you know, like about American history and you
Speaker 4: know how you know, doctors used to experiment on black people,
Speaker 4: and like you remember that that a few years ago
Speaker 4: there was some famous surgeon or doctor who who had
Speaker 4: kind of pioneered a bunch of surgery techniques and his
Speaker 4: statue got taken down from like outside of Central Park
Speaker 4: because it was known that he would experiment on black
Speaker 4: women and that kind of thing and test out his
Speaker 4: methods on black women no anesthesia. Like so if that's
Speaker 4: a real thing and that guy got was statue worthy, like, well,
Speaker 4: who's to say you know that in some Yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: sure that this this this belief doesn't.
Speaker 2: Come out of nowhere.
Speaker 4: It's not it's not like white people invented winter kind
Speaker 4: of thing where it could be liked.
Speaker 2: Did white people do that? Or did the universe anybody?
Speaker 1: And nothing unbelievable over here.
Speaker 4: So yeah, but you know what I'm saying, right, Like,
Speaker 4: you know there's a like there's a presige TV show
Speaker 4: that totally the storyline.
Speaker 3: Here's here's my question before we get to Langston's research,
Speaker 3: And I don't drive obviously, So my ship stays in
Speaker 3: my body. The two of you right now currently donors.
Speaker 1: Or no, Uh, I'll answer first as to give Carl
Speaker 1: a little more, uh, a little more even more runway
Speaker 1: to fly with. I am, in fact an organ donor.
Speaker 1: I've I've declared myself open for business. If somebody, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're just giving it up, I'm giving it up like
Speaker 1: a like a goddamn fluozy baby.
Speaker 3: That light skin pancreas. Do you think that's gonna go
Speaker 3: into a human? Oh?
Speaker 1: I think they like them pink. When they put a man.
Speaker 4: It was like a super food clubs where they're like
Speaker 4: eat weird stuff like that Atlanta episode Human hand.
Speaker 3: You know, I probably hand, Yeah, I bet, I bet.
Speaker 3: I would never have thought that it would be a
Speaker 3: white guy's hand.
Speaker 1: You Oh wow, you guys never even considered that it
Speaker 1: would be a white person's hand.
Speaker 3: Uh, it can't just take a white guy's hand.
Speaker 4: Well, I would say, I would. I would caveat by saying,
Speaker 4: what manner of white are we talking? You know, because
Speaker 4: they'd be marginalized whites too, you know.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm talking about a Panera bread white.
Speaker 4: Oh no, yeah, yeah, I'm talking about that that hand,
Speaker 4: that hands stand.
Speaker 3: Talking about Seattle's best coffee and a skun white.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're saying those hands are untouchable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, shakes, shakes when he holds his girl's hand as
Speaker 3: five black men walk past white that's the way. You're
Speaker 3: not getting one of those. You're not getting one of those.
Speaker 3: You can't just be eating those.
Speaker 1: No, I think I agree that that it's less likely
Speaker 1: that a white person's hand would be taken. I think
Speaker 1: the weirdly enough media has influenced so much of what
Speaker 1: I think about that, because I've never pictured a black
Speaker 1: person hand because they always make it a white person's
Speaker 1: hand in movies and TV and ship. But if we're
Speaker 1: being honest, it probably is a black person's hand.
Speaker 4: But then if you look at real serial killer Jeffrey
Speaker 4: Dahmer who was in the fridge, who was in the fridge? Yo,
Speaker 4: gay brothers from that that the masses the news media
Speaker 4: was not checking for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was eating enough like the boys, the black boys.
Speaker 3: So what I'm saying he liked the season.
Speaker 1: Damn, this is this is devastating already. And this, frankly,
Speaker 1: has almost nothing to do with where we started this conversation.
Speaker 2: A little monkey ranch and spirs theory. Yes there, I
Speaker 2: am currently an organ donor.
Speaker 6: Why these niggas is going crazy one out here? I'm
Speaker 6: the only real one out here.
Speaker 1: You can't make me an organ don or if I
Speaker 1: ain't got no license.
Speaker 3: David Bor he died in the desert six years ago.
Speaker 3: Whoa what?
Speaker 1: Okay, we have to take a break. But when we
Speaker 1: come back, we we have to know why you changed
Speaker 1: your mind and where you are now with your organ
Speaker 1: donation logic, your position in all of this. So we're
Speaker 1: going to take a break. We'll be back with more
Speaker 1: car forman junior more ma.
Speaker 3: Mama told me.
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Speaker 4: Would you say that you're racist?
Speaker 3: Not at all. No. Look I'm a dog. He's as
Speaker 3: black as can be. We are back, Carl Foreman Jr.
Speaker 3: Just about to tell us why you flip flopped and
Speaker 3: now you give up that sweet, sweet, juicy black pancreas
Speaker 3: to the white man.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm, Well, you know I had to renew my
Speaker 4: license the number of times. Sure, and and uh ultimately,
Speaker 4: I would say I am ambivalent on this matter, right
Speaker 4: because I go, I do want to be saved, you know,
Speaker 4: in the emergency. On the other hand, if I cannot
Speaker 4: be saved, could I help somebody?
Speaker 3: M could I?
Speaker 2: Could I?
Speaker 4: Could I help a person?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Could I?
Speaker 4: I kind of wish there was like a thing, an
Speaker 4: extra little check mark, be like, give it to somebody
Speaker 4: in my family, right right.
Speaker 2: For a cousin. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: This kidney is for Marcus.
Speaker 3: But now, but now statistically that is that that is
Speaker 3: correct though that family, family is the preferred way to donate, right.
Speaker 1: I think family? Yeah, family because of the likelihood that
Speaker 1: you guys have all the matching blood and other parts
Speaker 1: that make it so that the organ donation is simple
Speaker 1: and keeps takes you know what I mean. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I think to the larger point, just you wish that
Speaker 1: you could be a little more like informed in where
Speaker 1: your shit is going, as opposed to just being like, yeah,
Speaker 1: take it, do what you want with it. I don't care.
Speaker 3: Here's my question to the both of you, and you
Speaker 3: know you don't have to answer if you don't want to.
Speaker 3: Is there anywhere you don't want it to go?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Definitely not the Mitch McConnell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, could you imagine you were the one who kept
Speaker 3: that going?
Speaker 4: Nah, that's not gonna be my black history moment.
Speaker 1: But yeah, God.
Speaker 4: Wish to write a list. You can write a list.
Speaker 1: I'd be pretty sad if I there's a few people
Speaker 1: i'd be if I, like kept Kid Rock alive, I
Speaker 1: think I'd be pretty sad, you know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 2: He's you'd be all your way out, like, oh no, not.
Speaker 1: Care rock man, Bro this I would it's just a
Speaker 1: machine gunning blood lights in my with my fucking liver
Speaker 1: in there. That don't say, I don't seem right?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, all right, because that's the hard part, right,
Speaker 3: You don't know maybe you you don't know what, but you.
Speaker 4: Got like personal vendettas, but like you better not giveing
Speaker 4: this nigga Craig.
Speaker 3: That's what would be worse if you ship, if you
Speaker 3: gave my ship to somebody who owes me one thousand dollars, like, Bro,
Speaker 3: I gotta I gotta come back as a ghost to
Speaker 3: get my lick back. Like that's brutal stuff.
Speaker 1: That stuff you owe.
Speaker 3: Me A spleen my brother, Yeah, and I'm taking it back.
Speaker 1: So Carl, it seems as if you've completely changed your
Speaker 1: mind on this subject. Would you say, well, first off,
Speaker 1: is your father aware of the change that's happened, And
Speaker 1: would you say that this would scare in or disappoint him?
Speaker 4: Well, uh, he is no longer with us, so you
Speaker 4: know this is beyond his scope a little best.
Speaker 2: It's hard.
Speaker 4: It's been a minute, but I don't know, I don't
Speaker 4: know how we feel about it. I think I had
Speaker 4: done it before, and he was like, all right, well
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 3: What you want to do.
Speaker 1: I tried to help you, boy, what do you want?
Speaker 1: What do you want me to do? Charlene, I told
Speaker 1: the boy, what's what?
Speaker 4: Right? I mean?
Speaker 2: I think he had a similar reaction when I said
Speaker 2: I was gonna be an actor?
Speaker 4: So you know what, like like, uh, you know, we
Speaker 4: just put you through school, got a good degree.
Speaker 2: Okay, just throw it away from man.
Speaker 3: Also, by the way, shout out to Will Smith for
Speaker 3: ruining a generation of young black boys telling their fathers
Speaker 3: they want to be actors.
Speaker 4: Oh, man, but let's say, hey, I would say, I
Speaker 4: don't know. I really go back and forth on it,
Speaker 4: like I might like I need a new license soon,
Speaker 4: I might not do it again.
Speaker 2: I don't know, you know, like.
Speaker 4: Because I'm really I'm conflicted.
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 4: I am conflicted over it because I'm like if I
Speaker 4: don't you know, I really because I don't know, like
Speaker 4: the point at which this decision is happening, it's out
Speaker 4: of your hands, right, Like most people are going to
Speaker 4: be loocid enough to be like and like it's usually
Speaker 4: some some horrible accident takes place, et cetera. Right, so
Speaker 4: who knows right. So on the one hand, it's like
Speaker 4: doesn't matter. But on the other hand, maybe, right, I
Speaker 4: got kids, I got kids, do I want is it
Speaker 4: my priority to like, please save my life?
Speaker 2: And also there's a possibility.
Speaker 4: Of like that might not have nothing to do with
Speaker 4: whether or not they decide to save my life or not,
Speaker 4: or if anything can be done about it.
Speaker 1: Here's what I'll also say is that I don't necessarily
Speaker 1: know that I believe that not agreeing to be an
Speaker 1: organ donor guarantees they won't take something up out of
Speaker 1: your body. I'm of personally of the belief that, like,
Speaker 1: how many people actually get to know whether or not
Speaker 1: a person was buried with all of their parts. And frankly,
Speaker 1: if I'm a doctor, maybe I won't take or you know,
Speaker 1: the morg person whatever the fuck. Maybe I don't take
Speaker 1: all the livers and shits, but I take one here
Speaker 1: or there that didn't agree to it. And who's gonna
Speaker 1: know the difference?
Speaker 3: I mean, is it a timing situation. I imagine even
Speaker 3: if you are a donor, let's say, you know, God forbid,
Speaker 3: you go to the hospital, you pass, your wife is there.
Speaker 3: I think they still have to be like I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: we lost him. We're gonna give his kids because right
Speaker 3: it's like it's not it's it's a pretty I imagine
Speaker 3: you got to you gotta act fast with that. Right.
Speaker 1: Well, I did a little bit of research on this subject,
Speaker 1: and I can tell you that that, yes, there are benefits,
Speaker 1: and certainly it is true that you have to be
Speaker 1: able to harvest the organs quickly. They say, in the
Speaker 1: five to ten minutes after a person has been declared dead,
Speaker 1: they are already the organs are already being damaged slightly
Speaker 1: because they are no longer receiving natural blood flow, which
Speaker 1: causes them to deteriorate. So within five to ten minutes, yes,
Speaker 1: that all you know, it needs to happen quickly, is
Speaker 1: the point inside of all this, Right that said, we
Speaker 1: see it all the time of like within five to
Speaker 1: ten minutes of the blood stufing. I think that they
Speaker 1: could easily accomplish that in just telling somebody that like
Speaker 1: their family is dead and then sew up a little
Speaker 1: patch to cover up whatever access point that they got to.
Speaker 3: I mean, cause you're not gonna see the body even nike,
Speaker 3: or do you have to identify it naked? I never
Speaker 3: identified them.
Speaker 1: I don't think you identify the whole body. I think
Speaker 1: you just like hit the parts you recognize.
Speaker 3: Damn.
Speaker 1: So, Carl, I did do some research on your conspiracy
Speaker 1: theory that I would love to throw your way. We've
Speaker 1: already talked a little bit about the organ harvesting the
Speaker 1: actual keeping of the organs. Interestingly enough, I think when
Speaker 1: I tried to look this up, the entire first page
Speaker 1: of Google front page of Google is reputable sites like
Speaker 1: It does not show you any like random bullshit like
Speaker 1: you often see in other conspiracy theories, which leads me
Speaker 1: to believe that this is a myth quote unquote, that
Speaker 1: the that the powers that be are really committed to debunking.
Speaker 1: They do not want any false associations with organ donations
Speaker 1: that they claim are very legitimate and not you know,
Speaker 1: being harvested or stolen or you know, forcing people to
Speaker 1: die whatever the fuck.
Speaker 3: Like this has.
Speaker 1: Clearly been pushed pushed down on the Google pages that
Speaker 1: that this conspiracy is not one that they want out
Speaker 1: in the world and certainly are working hard to keep quiet.
Speaker 3: Okay, so big Google's in, Big Googles in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty high stakes.
Speaker 3: It is. It really is, though.
Speaker 2: It's suspiciously reputable.
Speaker 3: I would say so.
Speaker 1: I think most conspiracies I look up feed a stupid
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, if I look up
Speaker 1: is Megan Marco a robot? There are articles immediately that
Speaker 1: are like, yet a bitch robot? Here's proof? Uh, And
Speaker 1: there's not one sort of like irreputable uh, com meant
Speaker 1: regarding this even near the top of this page, which
Speaker 1: means a lot of people who are working hard to
Speaker 1: keep it that way.
Speaker 4: I think it's probably because the consequences are so dire
Speaker 4: for somebody who might need an organ, right, and if
Speaker 4: it's like, hey, I could have got like lives could
Speaker 4: have been saved, but you believe in fairy tales, you know,
Speaker 4: that's the that's kind of where it's coming from. Or yeah,
Speaker 4: because I do think it's probably it's like, you know,
Speaker 4: all jokes aside. It's probably safe to put on your
Speaker 4: on your thing on your license, but you know, and
Speaker 4: that's probably why it is those conspiracy theories are suppressed
Speaker 4: better than like, I don't know, yeah, Megan Marko's a robot,
Speaker 4: or even how it was the COVID, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you would think based off of what you're
Speaker 1: saying that even like the COVID conspiracy theories would be
Speaker 1: treated with that level of like seriously right that, like
Speaker 1: in theory, it makes sense for us to have resolved
Speaker 1: this airborne virus effectively by helping to minimize the spread
Speaker 1: of conspiracy theory. Right, more people would have been saved
Speaker 1: if we didn't sort of like dig our heels in
Speaker 1: and sort of suggesting that microchips were being inserted in
Speaker 1: our bodies.
Speaker 4: I think the difference is that there was a there
Speaker 4: was like a political benefit to a lot of people
Speaker 4: to push those conspiracy I mean, like even the president
Speaker 4: at the time was like, Hey, I don't know who
Speaker 4: knows that means I'm vaccinated. Don't talk about it. You know, yeah,
Speaker 4: I got it, but you shouldn't get it.
Speaker 3: To that point. That doesn't make sense. There is no
Speaker 3: political agenda here. This is strictly life saving, right, But
Speaker 3: for real, you know what I mean, there's no there's
Speaker 3: no there's no money making to be had from this.
Speaker 3: It does seem like it's truly a pro good I
Speaker 3: am in place just to help save lives.
Speaker 1: I agree that I think that there's something a little
Speaker 1: bit sort of neutral, at least in the thinking and
Speaker 1: the intention of this space right and including to sort
Speaker 1: of unpack that a bit. The Male Clinic, when you
Speaker 1: look up this conspiracy theory, says that there is no
Speaker 1: real evidence of people being left to die or killed
Speaker 1: as a result of donating their organs. They say that
Speaker 1: hospital's priorities, in fact are to keep people alive, starting
Speaker 1: with the people in front of them, and there's no
Speaker 1: point in sacrificing a life for a life that is
Speaker 1: written I guess in all doctor like mottos and hospital
Speaker 1: policies like that is just the way that hospitals supposedly move.
Speaker 1: And they say that as it relates to the concern
Speaker 1: of being declared dead before you are actually dead, they
Speaker 1: say that organ donors are actually given more checks the
Speaker 1: non organ donors to ensure that the parts can be
Speaker 1: harvested quickly and effectively, as opposed to like, if you
Speaker 1: ain't an organ donor, they might let you chill for
Speaker 1: a little bit, because you know, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 1: Save this ship? We we just need to let you
Speaker 1: die and be there.
Speaker 4: Save the selfish fuck all these all the.
Speaker 2: Buck stops here with all these organs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let them sit, let them fester.
Speaker 2: Lumma pires ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they's they organ donors get more thorough and quicker
Speaker 1: checks for various reasons as it relates to the declaration
Speaker 1: of death.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you're saying keep I should keep my status
Speaker 4: just in case they poked me a couple of times,
Speaker 4: and I'm like.
Speaker 2: Whoa back to it?
Speaker 1: Yeah that, yeah, that's what they say. Now Here's here's
Speaker 1: where I started to to have a little bit of
Speaker 1: difficulty inside of this is that one of the other
Speaker 1: common q and a's that they sort of try to
Speaker 1: take on is a question of whether rich and famous
Speaker 1: people get priority as it relates to organ donation, and
Speaker 1: they emphatically deny that claim. They say that there is
Speaker 1: no evidence or reason to believe that rich or famous
Speaker 1: people are treated with any priority, and that in fact,
Speaker 1: it is completely based off of a computer data like
Speaker 1: fucking algorithm and has nothing to do with prioritizing anyone.
Speaker 1: And that's when I go, hold up, motherfucker, uh huh.
Speaker 1: I don't like that one bit.
Speaker 3: Do you know of a lot of high profile p
Speaker 3: just to Devil's Advocate, do you know of a lot
Speaker 3: of high profile with slash rich famous people who have
Speaker 3: received organs?
Speaker 1: Dick Cheney got five hearts nigga for real. Now it's
Speaker 1: not five, but he's gotten Uh.
Speaker 2: He shouldn't be well there he was.
Speaker 1: More than one heart transplant, and if I'm not mistaken,
Speaker 1: he's basically frankned. Yeah, he's he's had five heart attacks.
Speaker 1: I know that to be a fact. And he has
Speaker 1: had like multiple like crazy operations that that the average
Speaker 1: person it does not have available to them.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's just God wants you out.
Speaker 4: Well, he's just really lucky, I guess, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's like, bro, look I get it, y'all.
Speaker 1: You're not saying that, like if fucking Orlando Brown walks in,
Speaker 1: you're gonna give him a kidney faster. But but you're lying.
Speaker 1: If you're you would for the you should, you should
Speaker 1: because of everything he continues to give us, But you won't.
Speaker 1: I get that he's not necessarily a celebrity quote unquote
Speaker 1: life worth saving. But if Rihanna walks into the fucking
Speaker 1: clinic and needs a new kidney, she's gonna get a
Speaker 1: new kidney, right, And there's no way you're gonna convince
Speaker 1: me that, Like she just goes to the bottom of
Speaker 1: a list and waste her turn.
Speaker 3: Right, because she wouldn't let that fly.
Speaker 1: Nobody would.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1: We're talking about an entire fucking fall of like of
Speaker 1: corporate institutions. This is billions of dollars at play. This
Speaker 1: isn't just a nice lady with a big old kissable forehead.
Speaker 4: No, we need a we need a we need that
Speaker 4: bad gall renal system you know, back, yeah, in order?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I like that. I don't buy that part
Speaker 1: of it. And I think that's where for me at least,
Speaker 1: a lot of conspiracy theory starts to be born. Right,
Speaker 1: is that, Like, it's not that I actually think that
Speaker 1: they're when they say the government is lying whatever, that
Speaker 1: they're actually lying to us about everything. I think that
Speaker 1: ninety percent of the shit that they tells the truth
Speaker 1: about that is kind of the truth. It's not it's
Speaker 1: got biased cooked into it, but it isn't like completely false.
Speaker 1: But then there's that ten percent that they are lying
Speaker 1: about and we know they're lying about to some extent,
Speaker 1: and then that makes me go, well, I don't know
Speaker 1: what the other things are that are that may or
Speaker 1: may not be true. So now I don't believe none
Speaker 1: of the ship and you just would do better for
Speaker 1: me at least to be like, hey, not for nothing. Look,
Speaker 1: if al Pacino wants a new kidney, he'll get one
Speaker 1: faster than you. But that's okay. Everybody else is on
Speaker 1: even plane. Yeah yeah, Alba, yeah, he goes first.
Speaker 3: I'm okay with it. I'm really okay with it. So ultimately,
Speaker 3: where do we all stand on this? It's like half true.
Speaker 1: Well, there's a few more things pieces of research that
Speaker 1: I'd love to throw your way. No, you're good. Maybe
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Speaker 1: We're still discussing with Carl Forman Junior whether or not
Speaker 1: that by agreeing to donate your organs you are quicker
Speaker 1: the hospitals will let you die quicker. I could have
Speaker 1: said that more effectively, I chose not to. It's okay,
Speaker 1: I found and I think this will be interesting, fun
Speaker 1: for us to unpack. But I stumbled across this USA
Speaker 1: Today article from a few years ago. USA Today, take
Speaker 1: it how you want. I wouldn't say the most reputable news,
Speaker 1: but they sometimes do their best.
Speaker 3: Not the worst, not the worst.
Speaker 1: They're not the worst, definitely not the worst. But it's
Speaker 1: from I think four or five years ago something. An
Speaker 1: article called death by donation and death by donation refers
Speaker 1: to people who have given their informed written consent to
Speaker 1: be euthanized and then have their organs removed and donated.
Speaker 1: Have you guys at all heard of death by donation?
Speaker 3: Wait? So how close? How close do you have to
Speaker 3: be for that to work?
Speaker 1: What do you mean close?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: Like you like, what point we are we calling the the.
Speaker 2: Youth in Asia?
Speaker 3: Like you're saying healthy people are going in saying I'm
Speaker 3: donating my put me down now, Like I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know that they're thinking about like uh, like good, strong,
Speaker 1: healthy people are consenting to this. I don't think you
Speaker 1: just walk into a place and go, hey, take my
Speaker 1: ship please, I want to die. I think it's more
Speaker 1: in the case of people who are sick or dying
Speaker 1: who then consent with the hospital to like expedite the decision.
Speaker 1: And it also should I should be clear. This is
Speaker 1: not a practice in the US. It's a Canada, in
Speaker 1: a few Western European countries seem to be the main
Speaker 1: sort of like the main folks.
Speaker 3: Because I do wonder what about that with cases of suicide?
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, Like it's sort of like if you're going
Speaker 3: to go out anyways, maybe we get it. You know, yeah,
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's that's sort of h But if
Speaker 4: it's a suicide, you know, yeah, I don't feel like
Speaker 4: you would get the organ in time, mostly unless unless
Speaker 4: you came.
Speaker 3: Unless it's assisted, unless you come in and you're like, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm going out anyways. Death by donation, Yeah, that's wild.
Speaker 3: I've never even thought about anything like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, apparently in certain parts of the world you can,
Speaker 1: you can have this consent. And part of the reason,
Speaker 1: and we talked about this earlier, that this is beneficial
Speaker 1: is because in the five to ten minutes after a
Speaker 1: person is declared dead, the natural blood flow caused themselves
Speaker 1: organs to be less effective, to be less useful, whatever. However,
Speaker 1: death by donation would allow them to remove the organs
Speaker 1: while they are still in the best possible shape, preserve them,
Speaker 1: and make them ultimately more effective for the people that
Speaker 1: need them.
Speaker 3: Now, Wow, I don't know what that's heavy. That's like
Speaker 3: such a moral line that I don't particularly have a
Speaker 3: side on. That's got to be so highly regulated to
Speaker 3: be legit, you know.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I'm glad you guys brought up the moral line,
Speaker 1: because that is in fact sort of what the article
Speaker 1: is unpacking right that a bunch of people who I
Speaker 1: guess are responding to this practice and are critiquing it
Speaker 1: in part mainly for three reasons. First, they say that
Speaker 1: people with physical and mental disabilities have expressed not feeling
Speaker 1: valued by society, and they worry that this allowance right
Speaker 1: could be a subtle nod to lead them into making
Speaker 1: a more extreme choice i e. And their own lives,
Speaker 1: because they think that they are in fact useless other
Speaker 1: than the organs that can be removed from their bodies.
Speaker 3: I this is gonna sound like a cop out, but
Speaker 3: this is something that I have to think on more
Speaker 3: than the amount of time we have here to be honest,
Speaker 3: to make like I can't. This is not a thing.
Speaker 3: I feel super comfortable just shooting from there. You don't
Speaker 3: want to fly? No, no, no, I like a nasty
Speaker 3: I like a nasty woman. That's my shame. I Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's wow. There's so much to that that I have
Speaker 3: never thought about that. I'm gonna have to I'm gonna
Speaker 3: sleep weird tonight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they the other and I'm just gonna make that
Speaker 1: sleep worse. They also worry that this could quickly trickle
Speaker 1: down to people who can't give their verbal or written consent,
Speaker 1: right that, Like, at the point that you start to
Speaker 1: take consent from people, maybe there's somebody who's in a
Speaker 1: ve vegetative state who isn't able to say yes or
Speaker 1: no inside of this, and someone in their lives makes
Speaker 1: the choice for them, subsequently killing a person who may
Speaker 1: have been able to recover, or even if they couldn't,
Speaker 1: doesn't technically want this experience to happen.
Speaker 3: I personally do feel like that is a line that
Speaker 3: I feel comfortable saying. I don't think that I'm okay crossing.
Speaker 1: That you think without the verbal or written consent, you
Speaker 1: should not be able to do that to someone else.
Speaker 3: I think that's I think that I think that that.
Speaker 3: I think that that is kind of where it stops
Speaker 3: being it starts being more black or white for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: If you're just like taking to my hand, you know,
Speaker 4: like weekend and burnings and them to get the consent
Speaker 4: out of them, like yeah, that's or be like you
Speaker 4: know what, y yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was
Speaker 4: gonna die and I'm in the will. So let's just
Speaker 4: wrap this up before come on, Google season is over.
Speaker 3: Give me the keys to that beach house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does get icky when you start thinking about
Speaker 1: somebody who's not able to consent. I will give you
Speaker 1: the last and maybe the ichiest part from the article
Speaker 1: for me, at least as far as like what they
Speaker 1: were afraid of or they are afraid of, is that
Speaker 1: there is an extremely thin line, they say, between coercion
Speaker 1: and free choice. And how many of our choices, if
Speaker 1: we're really thinking about it, are completely independent of somebody
Speaker 1: else's moral influence. And then how much of our choice
Speaker 1: or how many of our choices would we have played differently?
Speaker 1: Do you think if given a new set of influences
Speaker 1: around us, right, Like, part of the reason I am
Speaker 1: who I am, I do the things that I do
Speaker 1: was because like a bunch of people around me defined
Speaker 1: my morality for me. And if I were around different individuals,
Speaker 1: do I end up making other choices?
Speaker 3: I e.
Speaker 1: One of my organs harvested?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I could say I could definitely see the like
Speaker 4: you know when you got to sit through a timeshare presentation,
Speaker 4: if you ever had to.
Speaker 2: Do that, like yeah, and and then you know you waited.
Speaker 4: It out because you really want that free that free uh,
Speaker 4: that free hotel stay for the night. And then they
Speaker 4: kept you there for two hours, and then they bring
Speaker 4: in the closer. Yeah, and then there's that there's the
Speaker 4: closer who was like the one, you know, the Mariano
Speaker 4: Rivera of closing this timeshare deal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the closer after the closer. Yeah, yeah, I know
Speaker 1: exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 4: And you know, they're playing interesting man, and he's like
Speaker 4: and you you know you you don't have it, but
Speaker 4: like for a split second, you're like he's making some sense.
Speaker 1: No, it was like, Okay, the first numbers, those weren't good.
Speaker 1: But now what he's saying.
Speaker 2: I think we can we can make it work.
Speaker 4: But like, but except that you're like definitely sick and
Speaker 4: in probably lots of pain, maybe, you know, and now
Speaker 4: you make this irreversible decision, like because if you can't
Speaker 4: reverse it off your driver's license, you definitely can't reverse
Speaker 4: it in the hospital.
Speaker 3: Rock fast fast facts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't be like coughing, like never mind, it's like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it seems like the fear of this practice
Speaker 1: becoming more common is that we will eventually find ourselves
Speaker 1: taking advantage of the people who who frankly are are
Speaker 1: maybe uh least capable of defending themselves as it relates
Speaker 1: to this this practice, And so in that way, it
Speaker 1: does seem like it kind of informs maybe the decision
Speaker 1: making we're already making as it relates to people's organs,
Speaker 1: whether they're consenting or not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, damn, I thought this was gonna be
Speaker 3: a funny one.
Speaker 2: I thought we had fun, lots of fun. But this
Speaker 2: is This would have been a perfect place for a drop.
Speaker 2: This would have been a great place.
Speaker 3: Brother, who you telling?
Speaker 1: Just just a little bit of Steven Seagal singing.
Speaker 4: Pat wonderful man?
Speaker 3: If you nice, I'll yeah, I appreciate that act. That
Speaker 3: was really good.
Speaker 1: That felt like a man who's listening to that song
Speaker 1: more than most of us.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's more of a man who can really identify
Speaker 4: with wanting to because makes me feel nice. That's fair,
Speaker 4: truer words, man, passionate about.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna listen to it after after we're
Speaker 3: done here.
Speaker 1: Come on, man, do you think do you think he
Speaker 1: was a Russian spy while he was making that song
Speaker 1: or do you think that was like just a different
Speaker 1: era of the human being that he is.
Speaker 3: I think that's the song that made the Russians approach him.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: That's when they were like, and we we gotta talk
Speaker 1: to this guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we gotta. We gotta know.
Speaker 1: You're like putin, you know how you've been asking for
Speaker 1: a funny guy to be around. This motherfucker is hilarious. Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you think he looks like? Because wait till
Speaker 1: you find out it's gonna blow your fucking mind, Laddy, or.
Speaker 4: Or are you recording it to forget all the things
Speaker 4: he did for them?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: That's like you know what I mean, at what point
Speaker 4: does a does a what a middle a white man?
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, I just decided to settle in the
Speaker 4: Caribbean for the rest of my life. You're like, you're
Speaker 4: running from something. You're running from some people for sure. Uh,
Speaker 4: you're escaping extradition, no doubt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he did some evil shit. You're saying he's about
Speaker 1: to go to some version of real prison. And he goes,
Speaker 1: I'll give y'all a classic hit. Yeah, that could sustain
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Speaker 4: Yeah? Man, you can find me on Instagram at Carl
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