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Speaker 1: of the funniest phones have requests in a long time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: just the request from a guy named Ruben, and I

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Speaker 1: can't wait to hear this one. I haven't heard it yet,

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Speaker 1: but Ruben wanted us to play a prank on his buddy. Yes,

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Speaker 1: apparently he's only been in his job for a few

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Speaker 1: months and started dating a woman there that he worked with,

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Speaker 1: and the other night they were drinking. They came back

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Speaker 1: to the office and started getting freaky in the stairwars.

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Speaker 1: I must have been looking for some privacy, but a

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Speaker 1: security guard caught them, took pictures of their IDs, and

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Speaker 1: then said he'd be getting in touch with HR. So

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Speaker 1: Reuben told us his buddy's been freaking out because HR

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Speaker 1: still hasn't called. Are you getting fired? That was until now,

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Speaker 1: that's right, you're gonna hear it in your phone tap.

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Speaker 1: Right after this, the tent. Hello. Hi, this is Kelly

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Speaker 1: calling from Corporate HR. I'm looking to speak with George.

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Speaker 1: This is he Hi, Jared, how are you today? I'm good?

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Speaker 1: How can I help? Well, I'm just calling because of

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Speaker 1: the incident that happened in the office stairwell the other day.

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Speaker 1: So you you heard about that. Security did inform me

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Speaker 1: of what happened. I don't know what to say. I'm sorry. Well,

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Speaker 1: we appreciate that, but as you know, we take these

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Speaker 1: type of things very seriously. I'm sorry. I promise you

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Speaker 1: this isn't never happened again. Okay, now let's just go

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Speaker 1: through some things here. Jared, how long have you and

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Speaker 1: Olivia been dating? I've been dating all over two months. Well,

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you're aware of this since you're

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Speaker 1: a newer employee, but we do have to file a

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Speaker 1: coworker relationship agreement with a company. I never heard of

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Speaker 1: that before. Well, i'm your helpful HR person, so I've

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Speaker 1: already got that started for you. I just need a

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Speaker 1: little more information. Okay, you like, what, like, what other

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Speaker 1: activities you two have been up to at work? What

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Speaker 1: do you mean activities? We're just working. I'm just going

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Speaker 1: to tell you that's not what I heard, and we're

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Speaker 1: going to need to discuss some things. What do you

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Speaker 1: mean what you've heard talking about the cubicle area, You

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Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, their little little action own. No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know about any axe. Didn't that never happen.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about. Well, that's not

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Speaker 1: what she said. She who I've never nothing never happened

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Speaker 1: in the game. I'm talking about Olivia. I spoke with

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Speaker 1: her about an hour ago. I think you're going to

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Speaker 1: want to hear this because she admitted that you two

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Speaker 1: did it in the cubical area. That's not true. That's

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Speaker 1: a lie. I don't even know why she would even

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Speaker 1: say that. Oh okay, let me see here through the notes,

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Speaker 1: it says she did it in the cubicle area. Oh oh, well,

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Speaker 1: I know she didn't do it with me. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: looking at the time on these notes that I have.

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Speaker 1: This was definitely before you came aboard. Wow. Yeah, she's

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Speaker 1: referencing some guy in sales named Sam. Do you know Sam? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know Sam, But we're not friends, not friends, just doppelbangers. Huh.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it is I have. Well, Sam

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Speaker 1: sure does it doesn't matter. Okay, let's keep going down

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Speaker 1: the list. How about the conference room. I've never been

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Speaker 1: in the conference room. Well that's weird because she said

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Speaker 1: she did it in the conference room four times with

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Speaker 1: different people. Well it wasn't me, It must have been

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Speaker 1: Sam and some others. So what you saying is my

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Speaker 1: girlfriend has been doing it all over the office with

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Speaker 1: other people. I mean, what are you saying? She's saying.

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Speaker 1: I really should have read these notes before I call

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Speaker 1: he's weird. I apologize. Wow, I can't. My girlfriend's doing

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Speaker 1: this with everybody who's done this in the past. Whoa sip?

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Speaker 1: You should see the one about the break room here,

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Speaker 1: this note here? Oh my god, I think I've heard enough.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to hear about more of her expectations.

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Speaker 1: But it's like, how can you balance on a microwave

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Speaker 1: much more flexible than when I was younger? You got

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Speaker 1: a lot of notes on her bib. You's done it

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Speaker 1: on a microwave and everywhere with everybody. But she told

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Speaker 1: you about all these things, right, This is no, she

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Speaker 1: did not she did it. We wouldn't have been dating

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Speaker 1: too much if we were. That's a lot of doing.

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Speaker 1: Everybody in the office. Oh, I would definitely date her.

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Speaker 1: She seems very talented. I don't appreciate you having fun.

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Speaker 1: Sound like you're really enjoying this. This is so shocking.

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Speaker 1: I mean, how can I look these guys in the face.

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Speaker 1: She couldn't either. I mean looking at the positions she

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Speaker 1: described anywhere, there's no you can see anybody's Wow. I

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Speaker 1: am just blowed away too. Why are you laughing? This

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Speaker 1: is not funny. My girl's been doing everybody. It's pretty

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Speaker 1: funny because this is actually a prank phone call. How

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? Yeah, my real name's Brooke from

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Speaker 1: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Man. I have no way.

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Speaker 1: I have no way, no way. Everybody Rubens set you up.

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Speaker 1: Yah know he did tell us about the stairwell. He did,

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Speaker 1: and he said that you've been breaking out thinking the

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Speaker 1: HR was gonna call you any day. You know, I

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Speaker 1: was freaking out. I'm sure they gonna call me though.

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Speaker 1: I'm okay, okay, wait before you go, I have to

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Speaker 1: ask one last question. Okay, you need to answer, honestly,

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Speaker 1: did you hook up on my desk? He's not from HR.

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